Dissect DJs - Biz Markie - Just a Friend
Episode Date: July 20, 2021In honor of the recent passing of the late Biz Markie, a.k.a Marcel Theo Hall, we dissect his most famous track- the always lovable "Just a Friend" and try to get inside the real story within ...the story. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
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Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date?
But a year to make gloves, she wanted you to wait.
Let me tell your story in my situation.
I was talking to the Gulf from the U.S. Nation.
The way that I met her was on tour of that concert.
She had long hair and a short miniskirt.
I just got on stage, dripping, pouring with sweat.
I was walking through the crowd, and guess who I made?
I whispered in the air and come to the pitcher boot
so I can ask you some question to see if you're 100 proof.
I asked her to her name.
blah blah blah she had nine ten pants and a very big bra i took a couple of flicks
since she was enthused and said how do you like the show she said i was very amused i started
throwing bids she started throwing back mid-range but when i sprung the question she acted
kind of strange then when i asked do you have a man she tried to pretend she said no i don't i
only have a friend come on i'm not even going for it's what i'm going to sing you got but you say he's
And you say he just the friend
It is
DJs that like to spin it
Mix it
Throw it back
And
Diggas
Diggas dig it digger
Diggas
DGidoo DGas
DG's in the motherfucking bitch
And we give me a shout out to
A gentleman who
Recently left
This Earth to a better place
Biz Marquis
A.k.a.
Marcel Theo Hall
Just passed away this past week
Past week
It's a
We need to honor his memory by dissecting his absolutely most, not only classic, but most dissectable jam, just a friend.
Just a friend.
Yeah, this is one of those songs when it hits the verse.
We've all sing it.
You, you got what I need.
It is one of those ones that definitely, like, command the room.
Everybody does.
Like, it's one of the few.
There's literally probably, like, 10 songs total that, like, actually, like, when it's played for an entire.
higher like audience there's a half chance at least that like everybody the most people
saying breaks in a second i did i did it recently at the club uh and everybody sang that
which runs oh this one yeah yeah and then what happens is the main verse have you ever met a girl
and i just nobody ever really pays attention to that yeah it's just him talking about something
yeah all right so who's it so i did the lyrics up i do okay so he pops out the beginning
have you ever met a basically i'm gonna give my quick summary of what i think he talks about he
met a girl at a concert.
She had a big bra on a mini skirt.
He invites her to hang out.
He finally, they're doing what they're doing.
He finally gets to a point where he goes,
you got a boyfriend?
She says, no, I only have a friend.
And then he starts, I got to be honest,
I'm completely confused as to why he starts yelling
this next portion.
She, in my opinion, from meeting the girl,
and then she just says she knows to have a boyfriend.
She only has a friend.
She's letting you know she's open to dating.
She's open to whatever she's doing.
I mean, I talk to somebody, but he's just a friend.
She's letting you know you're in.
in. Why would you then start
like, come on,
like, are you
reading this wrong? Because I'm... Let me hear that.
Yeah, let me hear it. But she's telling you,
like, I don't know, I feel like he's reading the situation
wrong. He's telling him. He's not approaching it well.
Like, he's telling him. Yeah, exactly.
Like, why wouldn't you just be like, okay,
for right now? So I'm in.
Like, he's in. I don't understand. And then he goes
to you, you got what I?
And then why is he singing this?
But you say, he's just a free sense.
He's just a friend.
Yeah
Biz
You're reading this fucking thing wrong with man
I don't
I think
I don't know what you're hearing
My man but she's saying
You're in dog
Like
No he's just a friend
Then like
No more questions
Necessary about him right
Yeah
We're gonna like
Focus our all night
On Randy
Yeah
And then he does
And then all he does
Or we're gonna get down
A biz Marky
No
And then all biz does
Is focus on that
Right
For the next like
All
30 seconds
A couple of things
He focused on earlier
that I can't let us skip over.
Hit me. So he says, I was walking through the crowd and guess who I met?
I whispered her ear, come to the picture booth.
Did he say that?
Yeah.
I don't hear that part out anymore.
So he says, so I can ask you some questions and see if you hundred proof.
I asked her a name.
She said, blah, blah, blah.
All right.
All right, well, like, okay, if you're looking for sympathy for Amas, like, as like,
you're a good dude who's just like a girl's not giving you a chance, but you're really,
like there for her. He didn't even bother
to get her name. Yeah. You literally
like wrote in a song. Her name was blah, blah, blah.
Like it, it was something. It began
with like a M or...
Didn't matter. Didn't even give a hint.
T, I don't know. Legitimately didn't get it, didn't hear her
and say her name. It was like Tiffany or Amy or something.
I don't know. It was a girl's name. Just take...
It was that. Whatever.
Then he says
she had nine, ten pants
and a very big bra.
Forever. I've always... Explain the nine,
10 pants to me. What does that mean?
Is that like her waist size or something? I'm guessing that's a 910 Levi's or something, shit like that.
Is that like a waist? I don't know a waist. I don't know 19. I don't know.
She's wearing pants and she has a big bra. So she has a big teddy.
Yeah. I mean, I well endowed with her.
And he follows up with that. Yeah. His intrigue in that by saying, I took a couple flicks and she was enthused.
A couple flicks. Like he was like, he was a very big bra. I mean, hey, real quick.
See you got hey
Respectfully
I see that your
Titty balls are of the enormous variety
And I wouldn't mind
Just getting a flick real quick
Can I just
No man
Oh shit
I can't make
I can't flick anything that sounds like
Like what a bra would sound like
Yeah
Yeah
But no that's not what he's
Either way
Bad game bad game on his end
I disagree as to the definition
Of flick
That you're enthusing
Because he just said he's going
into the photo booth.
They took a couple
flicks in the photo booth.
That checks out.
I'm saying it.
It's all coming together now.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Okay.
All right.
Fair enough.
They got some of the picture.
By the way, that's one of the rare times
I'm able to like, you know.
Yeah, you should take credit for it.
Accept all the credit for it.
It's a good one.
It was a good.
I like that.
I like that you went into it.
I was like, no.
I didn't let him go though.
I said, how do I like the show?
She said I was very amused.
I started throwing back
mid-range.
What does that mean?
So he was throwing base.
He was throwing mid-range.
Just like,
you know,
there's that.
I know.
Even you repeated it right now,
dude,
I have no idea.
Here's the thing.
I know what he means something cool.
Like,
I know what he's getting at
and I feel it,
but I'm not quite like it.
I'm just guessing he's talking deep and she's,
no,
because it's something about like kind of how,
all right,
she's not fully invested,
but she's,
she's giving digs back,
you know,
she's like,
she's kind of there,
but also,
like, yeah,
I know I'm with you, but also like giving enough back to be like, I know I'm like what you're doing.
I know I'm not like fully committed right now, but like, I'm digging it.
I'm digging it.
Just keep doing what you're doing.
You know, I think that's what that means right there.
That's my interpretation.
Yeah, well, I'm still very confused as the fact that he's yelling out.
Did you say he's just a, yeah, she is.
Well, we're getting to that.
So he says, but when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange.
Then when I asked, do you have a man?
She tried to pretend.
She said, no, I only have.
a friend.
Come on.
I'm not even going for it.
This is what I'm going to sing.
And then you,
you got what I need.
You say he's just a friend.
I don't get this song.
I'm actually quite confused
now that I were dissecting it.
You are not very amused.
Or maybe, I don't know,
I just want to write.
I'm confused.
You keep you doing it.
You brought back the amused.
Biz,
you're reading the situation wrong, sir.
But we'll let you sit the next part.
Let's see what else you got to say about this.
Because maybe you fix it.
But at this point, she's telling you she doesn't have a man.
She's got some shitty game.
And you just got off concert?
Like, I'm completely confused.
Biss, what else you got to say?
Please save yourself here.
Save yourself because at this point I'm about to say, fuck.
Blah Blahs worth worth right at this time.
I thought just having a friend couldn't be no crime.
Because I have friends and that's a fact like Agnes.
Agatha, Jermaine and Jack
Forget about that
Let's go into the story
About our girl named blah blah blah
That adore me
So we started talking
Getting familiar
Spending a lot of time
So we can build up
Relationship
Or some understanding
How it's gonna be
In the future we was planning
Everything sounded so dandy and sweet
I had no idea
I was in for a tree
After this was established
Everything was cool
The tour was over
And she went back to school
I call every day to see how she would do it every time that I call her
It seemed to her who's growing I call her a room of guy picked up and then I called her
And I say yo who is that? Oh he's just a friend
Don't give me that
And as you're like listen to it and you're just I know what I'm gonna go this motherfucker is a fuck
I gotta say my favorite Dicex are the ones what as we listen to the song play
Justin starts just as he's listening to the lyrics run back he just starts cracking up
When he realizes, like, what a fool of the actual, like, lyrics.
This man is just, like, he's hanging out with a girl.
She goes back to school, which I guess is college,
and then she's living with her boyfriend that she calls a friend.
Why do you care?
I don't get...
Right.
I need to know, like, the exact parameters of this relationship
because it's feeling like it's, like, a new thing that this guy just met.
Met at a concert.
Yeah.
Met at a concert, right.
This whole thing is a song, could be another thing.
It was like, you're talking about your girlfriend who you've been with for several years,
And then all of a sudden now she just has like a friend that she's like, oh no, this Gary.
He's fine.
He's at my lacrosse team.
You don't have to worry about it.
Yeah, yeah.
Like that warrants the name of the song.
But yeah, if you just met a girl, you're opening with this like, wait, is her to the girl?
I called your room and a dude answered.
The fuck is that, which also is funny because like this was at a time when like when the only form of phone really was like landlines.
Yeah, yeah.
So like they actually like somebody would need to.
answer the house.
So a dude picked up.
But if the dude was comfortable enough to, like, answer the phone there, like, he's, like, a straight-up boyfriend.
But either way.
Gotta be.
Doesn't, business doesn't have to worry about that.
That's better.
She's still down.
Even after the guy picked up a phone, she picks up the phone and says, oh, he's just a friend.
Yeah, it's fine.
While the other guy's in the room, but the guy is still there.
Everybody has to know what we're dealing with when we got Jessica over here.
Whatever the fuck.
I don't know.
I use Jessica twice now.
He's a different one.
Ruby.
Ruby.
when you got like, no, that's not even a name.
That's an actual name.
Yeah.
Give me a girl's name.
That's like a girl's name.
Rebecca.
No.
Give me another one.
Monica.
Monica.
That makes people think of it.
Agatha.
Let's go Agatha.
Agatha.
There we go.
He called out Agatha in a song.
It's his name, which is actually, now that I'm thinking about, that's fucking
awesome.
If you're going to, so clearly, I actually thought about it when he came around the second
verse.
It was like, he is calling her blah, blah, blah, blah,
because he doesn't actually want to, like, engage.
It doesn't matter what our name is.
If I give you a name, you're going to attach, like, oh, this person to it.
Oh, this must be who is rapping about and shit.
So, like, when I heard it the second verse out, like, it actually made sense to me.
Like, it doesn't matter her name.
It doesn't matter in it.
You're going to get lost on your name.
You focus on.
I said Agatha, and you're like, oh, shit.
Agatha Brown?
You've been fucking with Agatha Brown?
What?
Oh, shit, dude.
Which is why I think he's going through it.
He gives out Agatha as, like, a name that, like, okay, there's clearly no, Agatha.
Real quick, I got a question for any Agathos that are listening.
Do you like your name?
Are you disappointed?
Paul in.
Are you disappointed your parents, gave you Agatha?
Like, you have to talk about.
There's nobody that's, if you're in Agatha, you're deaf.
Agatha.
You have at least 12 grandchildren.
It's the only acceptable way to be an Agatha.
Minimum dozen grandchildren, or you shouldn't be named that.
There's two left.
What if I just, like, searched Facebook for like Agatha?
No, I guarantee there's a 17-year-old Agatha.
There's a few Agatha's.
I'm out there.
Because they want to name it after their great grandmother.
Or somebody, actually, I could see it being a new name that somebody names after, like, this song.
Like, this song, maybe, like, wouldn't be funny if we named her kids Agatha?
And they do it because they're like, I'm going to go to fuck about their kids.
Man, does anybody?
Did you see it?
Is it?
I got, like, log in.
Oh, no, no worry about that.
Okay.
But, yeah.
So, he's with, he's talking names.
Names Agatha.
They're giving me a two-factor of authentication.
Yeah, it's going to be on your phone.
It's so annoying.
I mean, you're the one that posted.
You have to do that in order for it.
You could opt out of that, yeah.
I mean, I don't know.
Does it do that to me on purpose?
Like, I don't know.
You clicked.
I did that on purpose.
I don't think I ever chose to do that.
I guarantee you.
Facebook chose that shit for me, okay?
Like, I definitely never said, yeah, send me a two fact.
I'm afraid of people logging into my Facebook.
Go out of my way to make it more secure now.
Come on.
Like, this is.
You definitely press okay on the news.
Because I didn't read whatever the bullshit that they sent me was.
That's obvious.
Yeah, we're not like our boy Greg.
Yeah, okay.
Greg reads the fine details.
We're just like, dude, I just want to get to Facebook.
This okay.
Just whatever the okay is, yeah.
The big blue button, let me hit that one because I'm dying.
And that gets me in the thing.
I'm not here for questions.
What song are we dissecting again?
Just a friend.
Let me do a quick, let me do a quick understanding of the whole song.
I'm going to summarize it.
Meet a girl at a concert.
She's wearing a cool dress.
She likes what he's doing.
He then starts hanging out with her ass and then he finds out she has a friend.
She goes back to school.
The guy answers the phone.
He then is like, who's that?
It's my friend.
So clearly she has a boyfriend.
but she's still down to hook up with Biz
and Biz is all mad about it
because he thinks he's supposed to be the only one with this girl
that he just randomly fucking met.
And he rarely met at a concert.
While he was walking out and was done and sweaty and shit.
Concert booty.
Says that.
Let's finish his last line because I don't think I've ever heard this last line.
I get the, Agatha, by the way.
When I search Agatha, that keeps popping up.
I don't know that it's like a singer.
Oh, it's an author.
Okay.
There's an Agatha for you.
Just to follow up.
You know what?
Author would have been a good guess as to her.
What Agatha does?
Yeah.
It's not a real name.
I bet it's a fake name.
Why would you change your name to Agatha?
Because you're an author and you want to sound like you just said.
Like, sounds like an author, yeah.
Exactly.
Because our actual name was Brittany and she was like it's like a pop-tar.
No, Agatha's way more.
I want to be Agatha.
I won't be taken seriously.
All right.
All right.
Bizz.
Tell us.
Let's hear what else you do with this.
Good.
Which I appreciate that you're giving us a third line.
I'd have to say that because.
Yeah.
We need three verses.
Three verses is key.
Here we go.
But you say he's just a friend
So I came to her college
On a surprise visit
To see my girls
I was so exquisite
It was a school day
I know she was there
The first semester of the school year
I went to a gate to ask
Where was a dorm
This guy made me feel out
A visitor's form
He told me where it was
And I was on my way
To see my baby dawn
I was happy to say
I arrived in front of the dormitory
Yo could you
tell me where is store three they showed me where it was for the moment I didn't know I wasn't
for such an event so I came to a room and opened a door oh snap guess what I saw I fell a tongue
kiss of my girl in the mouth I was so in shine my heart went down south so please listen to the
message that I send don't never talk to a girl who says she just has a friend has a friend
this will let's get into it you got the lyrics but I just
He basically, he went to her college.
Checked in.
Just, like, surprise her.
Yeah, yeah, his surprise business.
Like, she doesn't have any idea that he's covered.
This whole fucking story.
And she told him he is about how he did all these things to, like, make sure he did know what the,
and he's acting surprised by the results.
When, like, they had to be part of it.
She's giving him a hint. I have a friend.
It had to be part of the mission, at least was like to figure out, like, let me, if I do surprise up on her,
like, I'm going to see some shit.
Like, he had to be.
That's why.
That's why he went with a surprise visit.
It wasn't like they, again, are y'all boyfriend, girlfriend?
Are y'all boy fift and girl?
No, you just met her.
No, you just met her, and you're hitting up with a surprise visit?
That doesn't come off as a little bit creepy.
The first day of school?
The first day of school.
Get your shit together, bro.
And why is he on the first day of school in the dorm, right?
Why is she in the dorm?
She had her classes and shit?
This is like when a girl likes a guy's, like, Instagram photo out of it.
And he just, like, takes it completely out of, like, oh, my God.
I think I'm in love.
Oh my god, there's like a hot girl.
Like obviously that means we're like meant to be together.
And like we should be.
Okay, so like I got a.
All right.
I'm in.
Yes.
I'm going to try to call her.
Yo, what's up?
Is that a dude?
What the fuck?
Explain that to me.
Agatha?
There's a dude answer to your phone.
I don't know.
He's just a friend.
What?
No, this is like worse, dude.
Because she clearly was like giving him the hint that yes, I have a man, but I don't
need to call him a man for you.
I'm calling him a friend.
friend for you so we can still do our thing
and I'll go back to my school. She was being cool about it.
She understands that you're an artist, you're going to be
traveling, you're doing your thing. I want
to hook up with you, like, I'm calling you for, this fool's
this fool's, this fool's, this fool's, this is fucking weirdo.
It's weirdo.
With this conversation. Now I'm not going to say,
fuck him, because, you know, he just
past way, he passed.
This is just like a song he wrote, this song
this song he wrote for entertainment. I'm not going to like
put it on him about, oh, this is the way you carry yourself.
Well, according to this song,
you're fucking up. You're fucking up.
Yeah.
You're fucking up.
He's a little weird.
The fact that he surprised they were at college your first week and they're not even like boyfriend girlfriend or like, first of all, if anybody ever like just randomly ran up on me from my past at all when I was in college, it was like, hey, I just decided to come visit you.
I don't even care who that is.
Like, I immediately being like, unless you're like my girlfriend from out of state, which didn't exist.
I don't need to be surprised visited by anybody, okay?
A phone call works.
A text.
It works.
I find it funny that he gets all descriptive to the point where he's like,
filled out a visitor's form.
Yeah.
That whole verse is actually just about, like, his visit.
Like, all the details of it.
Like, you know, I don't walk through.
And he's like,
and he asked somebody to the room.
Traffic was kind of slow.
But it was all good because I was listening to Curtis Blow.
Yeah, like, literally it just,
like, that last verse has nothing to do with anything but him showing,
telling you he was going to the college,
shows up the first day,
asked for a visitor's form.
And then what did he see?
What did he see when he was?
Real quick, how did he open the door?
Like, he just opened it?
He just literally came in.
He just didn't even knock.
At least, like, give their chance to, like, open for a knock.
She's like, yeah, it was tongue kissing a dude in the mouth because I-
He decided to open.
How quiet is this door, by the way?
Like, she was still kissing him?
The fact that he was able to open the door and then they were still kissing.
Also, the fact that he was able to, like, immediately call it out as, like, tongue-kissing, like, she was getting freaking.
Like, probably way deeper.
Really?
Yeah, exactly.
No, I mean, like, and the fact that he's like,
I guess she did have a boyfriend.
Damn it.
It's like, nobody knows who the fuck that dude was.
That was a boyfriend?
No, it's just like, you're dealing with a girl who likes to, like, have her fun.
And she's trying to have fun with you, too, dude.
Do you stop being a douche about it.
Can you stop being super awkward, surprising her?
Sorry, I know.
I was talking.
I was getting my shouting voice, so I was like, oh, yeah.
Can you stop doing it?
Can you stop doing it?
Can you stop?
Can you just be chill?
Like, look,
I'm trying.
I'm trying to throw it.
Yeah, I'm like 19.
I'm a freak right now.
Dude with it.
Like, that's what I'm going through.
I'm trying to bring you into that shit.
Like,
I'm trying to let you get in on this, all right?
Can you stop being so lame about it and be like?
This is really lame about it.
The character of just a friend.
Who was on the phone?
Which, by the way, after now dissecting this song,
dude, the song at its popularity of everyone's singing it makes absolutely no sense
other than the fact that it's super catchy when he goes...
You!
You got what I need!
What you say?
He's just a friend.
Can we give...
Oh, baby.
Can we give proper credit to what it really is, though?
It's whoever produces beat.
This beat is what it is.
It's obviously not his voice.
No, but like that part, like the little...
It just turns off.
The little piano breakdown right there.
Like, that is why the song...
It's all happy.
It's what it is.
Yeah, it's just the perfect...
Again, let's look it up.
Who produced this goddamn song?
Because, like, it is done so well.
Like, whoever, he obviously can't sing.
He's a shitty rapper.
He's a shitty singer.
Let's be honest.
Like, his, the whole thing is, like, slurs his rap.
I'm kind of, like, awkward with my words.
You know, like, you don't have a good beat behind him.
The song doesn't work at all.
You know, like...
They say he was getting off a concert.
The beat bailed him out.
What other song was he, like...
I don't know.
I don't.
I've seen...
I've seen...
And the thing is, he's supposed to actually be known for, like, his beatboxing
abilities.
And I've said, like, he even, like, makes a cameo and, like, the...
that awful men and black movie which is like
I don't like to like hate
Which one? Men and Blacks in general.
Men in Black 2?
Fucking terrible.
Are you kidding me?
Like I'm not like a sequel hater.
I usually like to give a better bad shot.
The one talking?
No, it was a man in black one.
Oh.
They made a second one and it just was fucking,
I had like Johnny Knoxville.
It was like the head and the shit.
Yeah, it was just weird.
It was the whole thing was just odd.
And then the guy's flying around,
the old guy, like he had split into like four different heads
and they were like,
weird.
The whole thing was weird
Never, like, got me invested at all and shit.
Yeah, I get it.
So he makes an appearance as like an age in that movie.
And he does like,
because they like communicate with like beatboxing.
Oh yeah, he's like, boom, talk.
Oh, wow.
And then Will always does his same beatbox.
Like, like, from Fresh Prince, everything,
anytime he ever.
He goes, do, digiz-diggas-gat-digg.
He always does that every time.
So anyways.
But yeah, I just remember looking at it.
I was just like, I don't think you're good beatbox.
I've seen way better bit better.
Justin Timberlake hits a better beatboxing.
You know that fucking pop song.
Then I see you do, dude.
Yeah, like, he's not that good.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know what.
Bismarkey honestly got bailed out by this fucking song.
Whoever the fucking produces beat.
Who was?
With that shit and put...
I always started to type in that, I got...
I'm still on Mace Mo Money.
I was gonna search something with Mason Moe.
I was...
Wait.
Talk about three episodes from now?
Three episodes from now?
Yeah.
That's gonna be a good episode.
You guys gonna enjoy that.
We have a good lineup cover for you guys.
We haven't recorded yet.
but we did but we're going whatever
it's gonna be a bad yeah
everything's good what was I searching again
oh bizmarky producer
I'm telling you Quincy Jones
there's no way I'm calling Quincy Jones
that's my what's your guess
who's your guest uh it wasn't
who's your guest just say it for real
I don't know producer names enough
from the 80s go for real
no because it was the 80s
oh
rap
Quincy Jones
Quincy Jones okay
well his music again
uh that's not
No, produced.
I know.
Like Quincy Jones.
It's all about everything I keep saying is like about how he died.
I know because that's what the hell is going to be fun.
Whatever.
All right.
Well, we blew that.
So I'm going to go ahead and say Quincy Jones.
All right.
You know what?
People don't listen to die sick DJs for facts for production.
All right.
You know what you're getting with us.
So Quincy Jones.
We looked at.
We googled it.
And it could find it.
Therefore.
We're done.
It's fine.
Quincy Jones.
Quincy Jones famously produced
Just a friend,
and he killed it again.
Again,
just like thriller.
Whatever he does.
The guy who put together his beat is dope.
Wrote it back.
Hey, everybody.
Castle here with another post-game edit,
which I might do this from time to time
when we start to look up something,
but don't really get the proper answer
because I'm going to be honest with you.
Researching is not always the easiest thing to do
when we're mid dissect.
But I can do it for you now.
So real quick,
Bismarkey,
just a friend,
was executive produced by Benny Medina,
written by Cool V and Bismarkey,
and also mixing engineered by BizMarkey.
So maybe he was himself responsible for the beat.
So I'm going to share to slide him some props on that
because we did run him down on his vocals a little bit there.
But you know what?
I think we know he's not the best vocalist.
He's not exactly here.
best singer. I'm not going to run the guy down.
He just passed away. God rest his soul.
And we give him props for being a star.
All right, anyways, back to your regular dissection.
Rest in peace, Marky.
You always handle biz.
But yeah, dude.
All right, so.
Play it.
What?
I'll keep it going?
Yeah.
It's done.
That was the end.
Do we listen to the end of it?
Yeah, he was like, don't ever date a friend.
And that's how it is.
He just fades out on that show.
Yeah.
Biz, your scenario here.
you weren't reading correctly and you did a lot of things you should not have and going to the school on the first day of school.
That was where you got creepy real quick.
Then just opening the door.
It's coming on and don't even not.
And your name is on the visitors tab now too.
Yeah, yeah, they have you.
Yeah, honestly, like this whole song is kind of a little bit about a stocker, dude.
I'm like, he's kind of creepy.
If he didn't have, let me just make another point about how dope that beat is because it bailed out not only his dude that clearly can't rap or sing,
turned him into a legend.
Can't even beatbox as we discussed.
But it also
took away, like,
what we should have heard is like,
this guy's a problem, actually.
Can the security be an alert
on this guy?
Like, this guy's literally shown up
this girl's school.
Like, this,
get his name.
Can we get his face on the wall?
Like, let's just make sure we're...
I'll do one more final,
like literally like 20-word summary of this thing.
Do it.
Guy at a concert.
Meet a girl as he's leaving.
starts hanging out with her.
She tells him she's down, but she has a friend.
She goes back to school.
He calls her, some guy picks up the phone,
then she says he's just a friend.
He decides to go to her school on the first day of school,
get a visitor's pass, open the door without knocking,
sees her kissing the friend, tongue kissing the friend,
and now he's mad because he didn't think that the girl,
that a girl that says she has a friend is dating anybody.
I got that correct.
Yeah, I think you tied up all the loose ends.
That's it.
That's the story.
What a ridiculous story.
And I'm glad we dissected it because it's one of those songs that I never would have been called out for that shit.
That was basically a story of a guy who just got too excited because a girl liked his.
Like I was down to hook up, but she had a boyfriend at home, didn't want to accept it.
I'm saying.
I feel like every girl listening right now has somebody in their mind.
They're like, yeah, I can totally see this person doing that.
Like, everybody knows those songs.
Glad we died.
Like, yeah, yeah, like, we need to call this pull out.
But that being said,
this market, rest in peace.
We love you, dog.
We love you, dog.
We love you, for giving us this jam.
If you didn't, it wasn't for you, this jam wouldn't exist.
And we wouldn't know how to sing this shit.
Remember when it was a whole, like, a phase where, like,
everybody was hyped to play this in the taxi because it was, like, in a commercial.
I remember, like, played in taxi.
I remember having moments with you when you were like,
dude, play this song right now.
You, like, gave it to the driver and you put it on.
We all, like, just jammed into the back.
It was popular that time.
And it's a great backseat in the taxi song.
Like, I'm glad that I gave that to us.
That being said, though, how many slaps out of five are we giving
Bismarkey's?
Just the free.
Just the you.
You give me you.
Stop.
Didn't work, though.
Because the rest of the songs were then.
We've heard it.
We've heard it.
We just did it a bunch of times.
It's over-discussed at this point.
Yeah.
Good song.
It's a classic because you get to sing it.
Everybody sings at the same time.
However, as the last time.
now that we've listened to it and dissected it, it's ridiculous.
And we're talking about a stalker who met a girl overcommitted and then was mad when
he found out exactly what he should have found out from what she said to him.
It might have been actually easier for if she just like from the beginning, like, oh yeah,
sorry, that's my boy.
That's my man.
I have a boyfriend, but I'm down to hook up.
Like, just go straight before instead of like being like.
Even even wasn't her boyfriend, just like, okay, you're going to be this difficult.
I do have a boyfriend.
Leave me alone.
Yeah, exactly.
Anyway, that's what I give two snaps, two slaps, two slaps, two snaps, and, oh, baby, you.
And I obey you.
Because it's part of the part we sing.
All right.
I'm with that.
I'm going to go ahead and give it.
Steve.
Three.
Three slaps?
Yeah.
All right.
That's fine.
I'm good with three.
You got to get crazy.
Three's good.
It's good.
Yeah.
I like that.
If it was a sign that I didn't appreciate, it definitely would have gone below three.
You don't give three.
to a song that you don't.
Did your rating lower now after listening
to the lyrics of the song?
Because mine did.
Mine probably would have been a three, but I dropped it
because I was like...
A little bit of brosso, like, not really.
Because I don't...
Because this is a good song.
I've had good times of the song.
Like you just said,
create, like, taxi song and all that shit.
But like, it's never a song
that, like, it's literally a song
that you only play, like,
if you're in a group,
and you're like, oh, this might actually
turn the shit up a little bit,
and it's good for that.
And I appreciate that.
But, like, when I'm just, like,
chilling by myself,
get myself ready for the day or whatever like there's no way i'm ever putting this song on i'm not going to start my day with this song like no
no i'm not going to tell one thing about to biz hey biz it's time to move on from this girl and go to the
next
