Dissect DJs - Cardi B feat. Megan Thee Stallion - WAP

Episode Date: September 16, 2020

It's time to jump on the most controversial track of 2020 as we hear out all the very specific details Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion have to say in their feisty new anthem - WAP. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

All right, let's that pull out B'clock B'clock D'S Certify free Seven days a week Wet ass pussy Make that pull-out game

Wee All right, let's do it Got to Let's do this song Everybody's talking about in 2020 Top hip hop tracks We gotta hit them up Yeah

And you know what As we were going into it We were both talking about like I haven't even really listened to the song And then of course As I thought would happen As soon as it started hearing that I'm like oh yeah

I've heard this I actually sincerely still have not because I haven't touched the radio the entire quarantine. But I do know that beginning, there's some holes in this house. There's some, because that's a very infamous beat from way back in the way. Okay, so maybe that's what I'm recognizing. Oh, yeah, the beginning. Yeah, yeah, but that's what I recognized right now. Like they always do in all these songs where you just put the exact same lyric, slow it down,

and then they add certified a freak. I don't know, every week. Yeah, yeah, turn that little cardy machine. Wet ass pussy. Make that pull-out game week. It's the Diceck DJs. It's your boy Castle and DJJJ.

And yeah, you know what? We owe it to y'all to break down the songs that everybody's talking about. And I can't stop hearing about this song, Watt. Apparently it's causing up a stir. People are fighting for it. People are fighting against it. I don't know something. I honestly kind of like try to avoid all that bullshit.

But I've never seen any lyrics in the song. Supposedly the scandalous. Apparently Wob stands for When at Prom. I don't think that's right. This is a song about her like when you're at prom or. That sounds like an incredibly whack song that I would never listen to. It sounds like some like Taylor Swift song from like 2004 when she was like 15 or something like that. You're right.

That was the wrong. It stands for We Are Powerful. That sounds empowering. I mean, I listen to it. It also sounds kind of lame though, to be honest. It sounds like it'd be one of those like creed songs or something. It sounds like a Beyonce like uplifting song. Maybe.

I trust Beyonce more than though. But like, you know, it ends up. Like one of those bands that have like a five like singers all singing at the same time or something and they're like. Boyston men. No, that's okay. I'm not. You're not. Actually, I got the, here it is.

It's wet ass pussy. I was, I was way off on the other ones. I was way. Samsonite. But yeah, man. Right. At least they let you know what you're getting into as soon as you die. And apparently it makes the pull-out game week.

So let's get into it. We've never heard it. I've never heard it. I've never heard the castle has apparently. I don't know. I haven't paid attention. No, I just heard that we've. We've got some hos in this house.

If I was still DJ in clubs nonstop, this would be a probably heavy hitter, must have to play. Well, hey, then there's a positive for you in 2020 right there. That you don't got everybody yelling at you to play a whopping every night. I want to hear what. Yeah, I'll give it a chance. I'll give it a chance. Let's hear it, ladies. Beat it up, nigger, catch a charge.

Extra large and extra hard. Put this pussy ride in your face. Swipe your nose like a credit card. Hop on top. I want to ride. I do spit in my mouth. Look at my eyes. It's pussy is wet.

Come to take a die. up like I'm surprised that's roll play I wear the skies I want you to park that big mad truck right in this little garage make it cream make me scream I'm public make the scene I don't cook I don't clean but let me tell you I got this ring she yeah she gets she jumps right in and you know what does they ever talk about and you know what uh I gotta say this so do we we jump right in as a podcast listener I'm gonna give us some props on something we just dive right in we don't waste any time I'm bullshitting, just because it's fantasy football season. I've been listening to some fantasy podcasts.

Some of these, they talk about bullshit for 10 minutes. And I'm just like, you've got to know that we're not here for your bullshit. Like, I'm trying to hear some fantasy advice right now. And I gotta say, like, I appreciate that we don't do that. We jump right into it. We go right into some hose in this house. Got some wet-ass pussy. Some stank ass, I don't know.

Yeah, there's some lines here that I really enjoy. One of them, swipe your nose like a credit card. Yeah, okay. That's a good lie. That's a good lie. That gives you a good visual, gives you a good tangle for your nostril. I can smell it. Yeah, I can kind of smell what she's talking about there.

I could smell what she's cooking. Another line that gets me that I don't understand really is I do a cagle while it's inside. What is a cagle? Pass. Next line. I won't get into it. What is a cagle? Can we please, like, Urban Dictionary Cagle?

Oh, God, you're going to make me Urgen. Okay, fine. Yes, I don't know. I legitimately don't know what she's, she's apparently cagling while it's inside. and I need to understand what... All right, Justin, I'm going to Urban Dictionary for all the listeners. This is what we're here for. You're right.

We have to answer these questions. There's some parents that want to know what their kids are listening to. No doubt listening to Dysk DJs. So then cagling while it's inside? To play with yourself. That's... And every time we give an urban dictionary, we have to give the sentence. Darcy, why your finger's so wrinkly?

Oh, my God. This is... I'm not... That's the urban dixon. No, and then Darcy says, oh, I've just been cagling for the past two hours. Okay. It's not a long time to caggle.

I got to... I understand what cagle is. The very next line, real quick, says, spit in my mouth, look in my eyes. Hmm. That's intense, man. These girls do not fuck around, man. You know what?

I respect it for it. I do. They're just like, hey, this is what I like. I'm going to put it out there on the track. y'all can judge if you want but uh we write the track okay and you just decided to listen to it so this is what gets me off all right we just like we gotta put it in a song i gotta feel like there's some other girls out there that feel the same way and yeah fuck it this is you know we didn't force you listen to it if you hit play that's on you you know and the final one that really takes me back

i want you to park that big mac truck right in this little garage kind of self-explanatory there right yeah exactly so they're talking to a guy that has a Toyota Tundra they have a little bit of space but they're like I got the back in I'm gonna let you know if you clip the side of the garage right here because it's a little bit narrow but just back up you got a few more feet back it up back it up you see the tennis ball that means okay the tennis ball means and you're good all right stop all right make it cream make it scream gobble me swallow me drip down inside of me quit jump out for you let it get

inside of me I tell them where I'm about to be a run down on them for I have a nigger running me talk your shit fight your lip ask for a call why you ride that I really ain't never got him fucking for a thing he already made his mind before he came now get your boots hang your coat fuck this wet ass pussy he bought a phone just for pictures of his wet ass pussy pay my tuition just to kiss me on this wet ass pussy now make it rain if you want to see some wet ass pussy hey all right well in the second one did describe exactly how if you're gonna get there WAP wet-assed I guess I was gonna say vagina but

You can't because it's a WAP. What-ass pussy. I was trying to be all respectable, but, I mean, they're going to be. They're telling you what they want you to call it. Yeah, you're right. So I'm just going to go ahead and say it, even though I feel rude. Feel rude. Getting into it.

Gobble me, swallow me, drip down inside of me. Hmm. They're definitely not using prophylactives or protective. Maybe they're married. I don't know. They're just unprotected sex for sure. Talk your shit, bite your lip. Ask for a car while you ride that dick.

Ask for a car? Mm-hmm. So while she's riding the dick, you tell the man, are you going to buy me a car? You're going to pay for my shit? I thought she was, like, asking for an Uber. Like, can you get out of this quickly? I need to get out of here really quickly. Yeah, so can you just go ahead and get that on the way real quick? Kelsey!

Fuck you! Kelsey, baby! God damn it. Hell yeah, that's a pick up. All right, real quick. But yeah, she's basically while she's making it work, while she's got the man and her eyes rolled behind his head, she's saying, you're going to give me a car, huh? You're going to pay my tuition? She's going to get a lot of dudes.

lying to order if you hear what you want to hear. Did you buy my phone for pictures? I do that shit the same way. Oh, dang, Castle. It's like that, chow. It's like that, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-l. Oh, okay. It is like that, man.

Everybody's just telling somebody what they want to hear. That's what she's asked for. She's like, hey, tell me you're going to buy me a car. Like, yeah, you might get them telling you that. I mean, but like, you know, then you actually got to drag his ass to the dealership the next day. Yeah, make him actually pay that card. Hey, talk to the dealer. asking about your finances

you know it's there's a whole process see if it's credit score is actually good enough to buy you that there's a lot of a lot of things are going to do test drive like I don't know the steering is a little bit like I don't know you think I've seen a better one out in Cerritos it's good shit yeah I'm just saying it's a whole process it's a lot easier to promise that shit

which he's riding on top and doing all the crazy shit she's talking about but I don't know but if this man we bring the real can I be honest if this man is actually doing all these things again this goes with that whole 90s theme These guys do a lot for their ladies at Castle. I don't feel like you and I, I mean, I'm going to be there for you. I'm going to give you respect.

I'm going to give you my time. I'm going to give you my energy. But I'll tell you right now, to pay for your tuition, I mean, we better be married. To pay from your phone, again, we better be married. To boots and coat, again, we better be married because I ain't paying for all that. I'm cheap as hell. I'm going to stop at the tuition, man. That's a lot to ask from like a sugar daddy or whatever.

You know, like, come on. I understand you want to get geared up. That's about 50,000. Like, hey, I'm trying to be a sociologist. I'm just like, okay, you know. I actually will say that is probably the most productive thing she's asking for. She's at least better than herself. Like she's trying to get a degree in taxidermy or something.

I respect that she threw that in there. But like, while you're talking about getting a tuition from your Sugar Daddy while you're riding them or whatever, or whoever's truck you're backing into the, you're a little tiger. I just tell you something. These ladies know that their WAP gets them. Some C-A-S-H. It's their own black card. They don't stop, man.

They want it, and they're telling you how you better drink Henny. You better hit hard. You better deep stroke. You better smoke weed. She don't want no damn garden snake. She wants a king cobra with a hook in it. Now, when I heard that, I got to be honest. So she wants a crooked dick.

Is that what she's looking for? Is that like a Prince Albert Pearson or some shit? Is that what she's trying to say? Oh. Maybe that's what that is. I mean, I don't know how many ways you could have a hook in your king cobra. I don't know. That one got me.

Like, I have a, she wants a dick with a hook in it. Took me for a second, too. I gave it one of these little headtells like, me, what? Okay, all right. I'm going to say this, though. We're in elbow deep in the song right now. And, yeah, like, you know what you've gotten into. So if you're, like, looking at this song to, like, cast disgust upon it and just, like, shake your head at it.

Get out by this point, you know? You should have been out. Yeah. Out the gate. The first verse right away, let you know what the deal was. So, like, now that we're this deep in it, like, Cardi's just being like, I'm going to tell you exactly how I like all of this shit. And like, yeah, she's being super descriptive. And I gotta say, man,

I kind of dig her sexual prowess. This girl does exactly what she wants. Absolutely. She gets free with it. And it's like, you know what? Let me bring up some of the things she's talking about. Yeah, let me bring up some of the things she's saying she let him taste it. Now he's diabetic. She must have a, she must have a very sugary vagina or high, high.

Oh, that's clever as fuck though. I'm not even lie. That's, that's how he's tired. She don't want to spit. She wants to go. I mean, that's really up to her. And then he, I mean, goop is a lot. I'm not going to be lying. There are some things that I wouldn't mind being told on this list. I want a gag.

I want a choke. She wants to do both. Yeah. Yeah. She wants you to hit that little dangly thing in the back of her throat. My head game is fire punani to sani. Fuck. I'm going to say she's selling herself well.

Hey, Cardi. What she's trying to look for. Cardi, we would love to get to know you. If you can call us in at 555-462. No, no, no, no. we change it it's 5553-8-2-1 and it's important that Cardi knows that give us a call because I can tell you something we are some of these things I might have a hook in it I was gonna be diabetic if I was at a vending machine I'd choose the sani right now

y'allna I'm a freak bitch handcuffs leash you switch my wig make him feel like he cheat and put him on his knees give him something to believe in never lost a fight but I'm looking for a beat in the food chain I'm the one they eat you if he ate my ass he's a bottom feeder big D stand for big demeanor how can make you bust before I ever meet If it don't hang, then he can't bang. You can't hurt my feelings, but I like pain. If he fuck me and ass cool zizzle when I ride the dick, I'm a spell my name. I mean, I didn't really understand what she said.

I was following along all of that, actually. It's more of the same. Yeah, they're trying to get pounded in very specific ways. I think you can't even play this within like 100 yards of a church, you know? It'll catch on fire. Yeah, there's a lot. Oh, man, they were going for it. They're going for it, and they're like, everybody listening to this.

one of these lines every single person is listening to there's at least one line that gets them like oh shit oh like the line for me is everybody got their kinks you know there's at least one that's like knocking him out if he eat my ass he's a bottom feeder that's just state and facts that's an accurate state and facts yeah well said if he fuck me and ask who is it when i ride the dick i'm a spell my name I missed that one That one Oh my God That might be my favorite one yet Can you explain Because I don't know what the fuck She's talking about Gassel

So she's sitting on top right Okay She's gonna spell her name Using her body That's an O That is an R right there How would she pull off an X? She'll pull it off

If I'm reading the rest of these lyrics right That's Cardi knows how to spell it She knows how to spell an X It might be It might be a cursive X Well, she's, actually, Megan the Stallion doesn't have an X in her name. So that's, that's, so it kind of defeats the purpose. Megan the Stagin.

Yeah, T's you can pull off. T's can pull off. X is a little bit of an awkward one. A G would be nice, like a capital G. That'd be kind of intense. What would be the most unique letter? A Q, a Q would kind of be funny. A capital Q, it would be a big circle and then a little like, like a little like.

We don't got to go through the whole alphabet right now. What I am? Okay, what else? Wait, wait, what other letter? Um, M would be cool W, MW followed by each other would be a nice little. All I'm going to say is I'd ask her to spell my name in cursive. Hey! Hey!

Hey! and a mob That's some wet-ass pussy I'm talking Rob, Rob, that's macaroni in a pot There's some hoes in this house, Justin And they want to show you how to spell your name Oh, so you don't have to be a hoe

To have a wet-ass pussy, though Let's be real about that You don't, you don't have to be a hoe to do Most of these, there's some of these things Some of these things they might I'm not gonna clean slate the whole thing Yeah, but let's get into that last one First of all, bring a bucket and a mop

How much is this vagina leaking Like to have a bucket in a mouth Real quick, if it's leaking to the point of needing an actual bucket and an actual mop to clean this. I'm going to need a new bed. Shit, yeah. Can we lay down some plastic? At a certain point, it's a bit much, though, right? I mean, it's like, you know, yeah, just put down four towels beforehand and you'll soak through them.

Like, this is crazy. To get a bucket in a mop is a bit extreme, and if your vagina is leaking that much, I don't know. I mean, I give you this. Shit. Good shit. I mean, but then if it's... That's what I'm doing is working. Can they stop passing the ball?

ball of Kelsey? Fuck. Can you just focus? Sorry. So back to bucket of mop, a little much. But then again, you know, happy for you if that's a good thing. Get it double-checked. Ask your doctor.

Yeah, at that point, you might want to bring a doctor involved and be like, yo, I had to use a bucket at a mop last night. To clean up. Is that okay? He'll be like, man, who's hitting that? Let's take a look down there. Looks like there was a king cobra with a hook in there. Is that what that is?

Is that a lopsie? Yeah, we're definitely going to bring into emergency surgery. And did you have macaroni in a pot by chance? Was that one of the lines? At the end. How fuck is that even? I don't know. It's a mad ass pussy.

I don't know. The thing is we could break down every one of these lines, and we've done a lot of them. Like Big D stands for Big D demeanor. I like that one, actually. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's a good line. All right, man, fucking wop it up.

Well, here's the thing. Megan, the stallion, and Cardi B. Telling us how they want it. Yeah. It's one of those ones where you just, I've caught in an aura that there's some people complaining about it. You know what it reminds me of? after the Super Bowl when Jalo and Shakira performed at the halftime show, I just saw a lot of defenders of them being like,

oh, what does everybody have a problem with them? And I'm like, I didn't see anybody complaining about them. I just saw people defending them. But maybe that's just because I don't like go to the internet to look for people complaining about shit. But I assume there was probably people complaining, just like there is in this song. But artists have the ability to put out whatever the hell they want. And you don't have to listen to if you don't want it. If you're listening to it, that's your problem.

all I'm saying about this is I've heard a lot of the fans being like, why can't women talk like this in a song? Men have been doing it for years. And my response to that is, women have been doing it for years, man. I grew up listening to a Foxy Brown track in the 90s, man. She was saying, you know what the only difference between Foxy Brown and Cardi B and Meg the Stallion is that she was a little bit less creative.

She was just kind of more like forward. I mean, I can name off songs too. You got Little Kim and Halperlick music. He had a big ass dick and a hurt. Hurricane time. How many lick. That's what I'm saying. Or let's go to Kel.

I think it's Kel or whoever it was. Just do it. Yeah. Do it. Bonick. My back. Lick my pussy and my crack. I don't know.

They're going pretty deep. It's always been around. At least as long as I'd say it's like hip hop has been happening. Don't want a short dick, man. It's always been happening. The only thing I'd say is the difference here is these girls are getting really specific in creative ways. And they're like really like just being like straight up. Like, yo, this is what we like.

okay so if you get with us try to knock this shit out we're stacking the bar high so uh yeah i mean it's not a new thing i wouldn't say it's like something that like why can't women do this like women have been doing this and you know as i said i respect him for it speak what you want girls go get it oh yeah because we like it yeah i don't mind it i don't mind it you know as far as the song actually goes i'm not gonna listen to it at a family party no i'm not gonna play it when i'm riding in the car with my mom be like yo this is my jam mom listen to the song Yeah, my elementary school, ice cream social that I DJ every year. I don't think I'm going to try to put this song on any time.

But as far as a track, got to give it credit. I'm going to go ahead and give it three delayed four. As far as, man, it breaks down, talks about it, gets you into it. It's the new jam. Actually, we rebuttal that. Jesus Christ, dude. We actually need to, like, structure these before. So you don't got to do a damn rebuttal every fucking time.

All right, go ahead, do your rebuttal. I took two claps away, two slaps away, added a couple snaps. It's a good song. It's going to fade. It's just one of those songs that hits you kind of hard, and you're like, oh, this is kind of unique, and they're talking about it. This is a little crazy, and all the girls are going to know all the words to it, because that's what they apparently want is the guy to hit that wet-ass vagina, the pussy. Wet-ass Pussy.

But, you know, after I get done with the song, after we got done with the old, aura and the initial like whoa really yeah average song at best that was low subpar to be honest exactly what i was about to go into uh taking the ride no pun intended but maybe a little bit that was the uh lyrics uh was was fun journey but to be real like yeah i don't see myself listening kind of basic kind of just basic cardi B really to be honest and uh i'm not really a huge cardi B listener um here to hear what she's got to say don't mind looking at her but uh don't usually listen to her track so on that i'm gonna go ahead and give it a it was one slap and two mops that's what that was oh you mopped it up a couple

double mopped i see yeah but yeah i don't need this song in my rotation but i'm glad i listened to it i'm glad that we went through these lyrics and uh again i respect y'all go get your things because you know how you want to get it and that's it mag the stallion cardy b i do got a feeling that y'all are going to be around for a while so and just to remind you um just to remind you i don't have a hook in it but uh it's still nice we had just all gotten that visual out of our damn head so please can we go next