Dissect DJs - Carrie Underwood - Before He Cheats

Episode Date: June 3, 2021

We give the ladies an opportunity to rebuttal "Cheat Week" by dissecting Carrie Underwood's response to infidelity with her country smash "Before He Cheats" and she swings for the fences... quite literally. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Dicey Dijeej in the building Steezy DJ Jack Let's get it Come on He's probably slow dancing with a bleach blonde tramp And she's probably getting thirsty Right now he's probably buying her some fruity little drink Cause you can't shoot whiskey Right now he's probably up behind her with a blue stick

Showing her how to shoot a combo We don't know. Stop it right there. What's going on, everybody? You know who it is. We already announced it. DJ Jack, Castizi. What's going on, Steve?

It is the DJs. I'd like to spit it, mix it, play it back, and that sec did. And we finally got a country jam for y'all. Y'all country had that there. We had one before. Devil went down to Georgia, but not a big country. It's more of a classic top 40. Everybody knows a song.

So we did a real country song. And the reason we did this one, there's a reason behind it, right? Right, so this is a follow-up to our previous episode when we did Shaggy's. It wasn't me. And after getting in- Which Rick Ross was-Rick-Rick-Rich. Cheating with the next-door neighbor all over the fucking place. Rick, Rick Rock. Yeah, Rick Rock.

He was on the shower. He was on the bedroom floor. He was in the counter. And Home Girl just watched it off. And she just watched the whole thing. So what we realized was like, hold up. Is Carrie Underwood the girl that decided to torture herself and watch the entire thing and get it on video camera? That girl is.

got our camcorder camcorder out for that. No, but we were just saying, I'm surprised there's no backlash song. Like the song that's like from her perspective. So that got us thinking, maybe this Carrie Underwood song. Is it? Before he cheats is a response. Let's just go ahead in our little dice DJ world. Be like, okay, this is the response to Rick Rock.

Because she had plenty of reason to be upset with all the bullshit that Rick Rock with his goddamn neighbor. They never mentioned it. They never mentioned. All they say is, and she called me on the counter. And she called me on. And she just kept catching him. but they never say what she did. And I believe that this is what she did.

What you're going to hear in this song is what happened. Now, we've already started the song, and she's talking about right now you're probably doing, what was she saying? She says, he's probably slow dancing with a bleached blonde tramp, and she's probably getting frisky. Hating on whoever he's with now, understandably, because he was just banging everybody.

I like how that she's immediately building her own, like, bitch that she wants to hate on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, beach, blonde, tramp. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's just letting all of her insecurities just slide all over the place.

Right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink because she can't shoot a whiskey. Stop right there. I got to be honest. If I could be the girl that's shooting whiskey, and not making a face afterwards, just, let's party. I'm an afraid of you.

I'd much rather buy a fruity drink and see where that goes than the girl that's going to drink whiskey shot sit there and be like slurp it down yeah and be like she's like fuck the shot glass can you just give me the whole bottle of pound this bitch I'm bad messing with that girl the whiskey straight drinker she's gonna get uh not just crazy later aggressive and again she's letting all her insecurities come out because she's like I'm thinking that whenever carries at a bar she's looking at any girl that has bleach blonde hair she any girl who's drinking a fruity little drink and she's just like this fucking bitch over here she can't even shoot whiskey I bet

Sex on the beach. Can't even do a fucking... Fucking a ho. Which actually... Let's be honest. These are the kind of thoughts, I think, that probably dance around certain girls' heads a lot with her out and about. Well, especially if she caught her man banging on the...

Well, yeah. So now she has all this pent-up hate that she's just spewing out there when she's walking out there in the scene. And this isn't even there. This is all in her imagination. Then she follows it up with... Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool stick, showing her how to shoot a combo.

Which it's like... Is this how he got you? Because that sounds like a very specific backstory that you're describing there. That, like, you know, he does know how to shoot that pool cute real well. And he did teach me how to hit a combo. That's exactly how he got her. That's exactly why she's saying that. Because that's how she remembers their first date.

And she was like, oh, my God, he's so cute. He taught me how to do this. I found my forever man until he banged some girl on the bedroom floor and the counter. And I got it on video. Shower, all that shit. Everywhere except for the bedroom, yeah. Did we already get into the chorus in the song, or did we cut it off right there? Then we cut it off.

So go ahead and go to the course. Then she follows it up with, and he don't know. And let's say I know what he doesn't know. What does he not know? Let's talk about it, and then we'll let her sing it. What does he say? That would be doing it. Not me to, like, describe it.

Yeah, yeah, let her sing it. All right. Kerry throws down. I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up four-wheel drive. Okay, so she just committed a. a crime. She vandalized the shit out of his little four-reel. She went deep in it too.

Like she didn't just put the key on the outside. She went like, she dended the metal. Like it's going to be beyond just paint job. Followed it up with, carved my name into his leather seats. Kind of leaving some footprints behind their girl. Leave in little evidence.

Probably shouldn't have done that. Maybe use somebody else's name like next time. The girl that he was begging with and use her name. But to use your own name. Yeah. You may as well. Are you Carrie? We have a photo here.

There's also footprints and the gasoline that you poured out of the car that walked all the way back to your apartment. We kind of think that that's a sign. Then she took a Louisville slugger to both headlights, slashed a hole in all four tires. This girl is going to down. She had a specific type of bat, of which I used to use when I was in T-ball and a little league. And I was like, I need a Louisville slugger as well as our boy, Jay Lowe used to call the Blisies back in college Louisville Sluggers, By the way, we don't smoke. Just want to make sure you guys know that.

But, shout out to our boy, Jay Lowe. You're carrying this on for like eight episodes now that, you know. Yeah, it's forever. Yeah. It's kind of a, it's part of our lingering thing. You could have just said Louisville Sluggers have a different connotation for us back now.

But, like, you know, it's fine. It's not the kind of Louisville Sluggers. She'd take into the headlights. Yeah, because it would break and you couldn't even, anyway. Yeah, you're right. So Louisville Slugger to both headlights. Both of them. She couldn't even just do once.

She went to both. And then slashed a hole in all four tires. So how come she did knock out the back two lights too? She did the two front lights and then got a knife. So she had multiple tools going into this situation. Okay, let's like reel it in real quick. So this girl that can shoot whiskey with the best of them to the point where she scoffs at any girl that can't. Also happens to have a Louisville slugger just on hand.

On hand. She probably names Betsy. I guarantee she has a name for her Louisville slugger. That's exactly the name. Yeah, and her knife also carries a name. I guarantee you. She has just a pocket knife ready to go. Can't tell you what the name of that is.

But yes, she has a name too. It's Lizzie McGuire. I don't know why. Betsy and Lizzie McGuire. She has upset that her back car. I don't even remember what Lizzie McGuire is. It's just, I like having the idea of having a last name to your knife.

Like, that's how trusty it is to her. Takes that to all four fucking tires. It's to the point where this thing has so much damage to it, that there's no way that this bill is not coming around back to her. Like, if you had just pop the tires. Well, the moment she put her fucking name. And yeah, you go. In the leather seats, I think she, like, self-incriminated to herself.

This is a pretty easy. Easy open and shut case for your cop. Now, let's be granted. She has her man on video camera, banging on the sofa, and the counter, and the shower. So, I mean, she has some reason for it. However, I don't think that holds up in court. Yeah, legally speaking, I don't think that there's a whole lot. Anything you can do about it?

Like, what are you going to, like, ask for the payment for the ashtreeks to be buffed out of the kitchen counter? Like, what does he? Does a shower need to be decontaminated at this point? When it comes to monetary value based on destroyed items, This guy's got way more of a case. She does. But, you know, sometimes you get these judges. He's got a souped up four by four.

That's what? If you're thinking about it in 21, 21, this is made in, what, 2005? 2006. So let's take it back to those prices. That's probably a $30,000 car. Minimum, minimum. Now it's about a $45. And if it's souped up, you know, you take it to the shop that those numbers are going to run there.

Those tires are more expensive. Oh, it's probably more than the value of the car. Those are $500 tires and minimum, at minimum, a minimum $500 tires. And then do we, do we? go ahead and put the dent in the car with the key in the... They're going to have to redo the entire side paneling all the tires. The

inside, they're going to have to redo the entire interior. Let's not forget the two Louisville slugged out headlights. Yeah. Wow. My goodness. All right, let's listen to Captain Destructo tell it. Yeah, listen to her say. She says it much better than us, but we just put it in perspective. But yeah, Kerry, tell us what you did again.

Do your damage. How does she get in the car? Does she have a key to the car? Like, she car didn't the leather seat. She had to like break in the windows. What if she bashed in the window and she just left that part out? She does have a Louisville slugger that she's not afraid to swing for the fences. That means she had to go through like broken glass to write her name in the seat. She's bleeding.

She's bleeding everywhere. Bleeding her DNA all over the site on top of her name in the damn leather seats. All right. Let's keep you go. I think he'll definitely think before he cheats next time. Here's my question. Is she referring to just cheats in general or is she saying, before he cheats on me.

Oh, she stayed with him? That's what I'm wondering. Because it's like, what kind of fucking psychotic, toxic-ass relationship is? If that's just like her retaliation, like, boy, better think again before he tries to cheat on me. I'll tell you what. I don't care that he has to pay for the tires and stuff.

We're still going to dinner next week. We got a meeting with the family. And, yeah, I hear you, dude. That's crazy. She's crazy. She's crazy talking like, she'd beat his car up. And then it's like, but I made dinner. It'll be ready at five.

Like tonight. This is just Wednesday for this couple. In no way in the song, does she ever say she, like, broke up with him. She's done with him. She just said, oh, you cheated on me? That's how I respond to that. I'll see you at six. You better call me an Uber because I don't think that's souped up four-wheeler's getting

anywhere with them four holes in them tires. Yeah, I heard. Why don't we think of so country about this? What is this is like a... Because this country is shit. But what if it's not? What if it's like a, you know, Wisconsin? Like, I can't even do it with Wisconsin.

That's why, yeah. country's way easier to mimic. You're right. What if this is the kind of girl that then next week or even tomorrow post, like, pictures of, like, her boyfriend, like, oh, my God, spending Sunday with the love of my life. Wait, you're going with the route of, like, they didn't actually break up. Yeah. They're like, they just staying together through all this? Obviously, like, after this happened, like, four days straight, she was, like, posting shit on her stories and, like, script or, like, a written note.

That's just, like, you know what? I just think it's funny that some people would rather hang out with a bleached blonde girls who drink some fruity-ass drinks and, like, putting her fucking. shit out there. She's going to make a song about it. Or the random inspirational quotes that go like, you know what, the future is in your eyes. Don't trust people. And therefore, you must arise or something like, you know, bullshit. Don't put your life's worth in the

hands of people who don't cherish yours or something like that. And then three days later. And then this is my man. I love them so much. Yeah. No, that's where this is going. I feel like if she's stayed. You're right, Castle. In no way throughout the entirety of the song, they say they actually broke up. She's just saying, and then she's staying

before he cheats again. Like, she's gonna stay with him. Better think before he's gonna cheat. Cheats again, because I'm gonna next time I'm gonna get his man cave and all four of those TVs are gonna be destroyed.

Like, I'm gonna smash up that Louisville slugger I mentioned earlier. Think of the damage. Outta bash that 72 inch plasma he got hanging up in that man cave. He better look out real quick. I'm tell you what.

And that pool table? That he's been teaching that floozy how to hit a four hit combo. Yeah. That's why he's so good at it because of that. You know what? That Louisville Sluggo.

dude, exactly. Dude, they never say that she actually break up. Let's let her keep telling the stories. I hope you broke up

with them because if he caught him on the bathroom floor and videotaped him and then you put all this shit to his car and then you still had dinner ready for him

when he came home from work on Monday. I don't even know what to say. Let's hear what she got to say. Let's hear what she got to say. Let's hear. Right now she's probably up saying it's on a white trash

version of Shania karaoke. Right now she's probably saying I'm drunk. And he's the thinking that he's going to get lucky Right now It's probably dead on the word

That bad They never broke up They never broke up But she keeps on fantasizing About what she imagines He or she is doing Actually you know what She keeps referring to what she's doing

Instead of him Which is a weird like Mental gymnastics mind fuck for her to do In what way? Like she's more focused on her The whoever the she is She never really sings about What the guy's doing

Yeah she's worried about the fruity drink of the girl's getting. The karaoke song the girl's drinking. The bleach hair and stuff, yeah. That, yeah. And, like, it really almost kind of shows that she's fearing her anger at the girl instead of the boyfriend, which also then goes to, like, they probably are still together and shit. They're definitely together.

So, here's what she says. Right now, she's probably up singing some white trash version of Shania karaoke, which, I got to stop right there because, you know, as being a karaoke DJ. girls absolutely fucking love this song I carry of it This song is a guarantee Every single Wednesday

Every single Wednesday At the Canaan Yorba Linda 9 to 1 Come on down There is going to be a girl That sings this song Don't know who it's going to be And you know what happens

Is one girl sings it earlier the night Another girl wants to sing it later And I have to tell them You know somebody already sing that song And you know what the girls say They're like Okay but I want to sing it She's gonna sing it like me

And that's the thing It's like whenever girls get into this song. I always feel like there's this like women empowerment that goes on. I promise there's a handful of girls that are, as they're listening to us right now, we're thinking, yes, queen, uh, you tell him, sis, that's right, you stand up for yourself. And I just got to say, is this the role model that we want to use to, like, paint how to handle the situation? You know what? Maybe instead of worrying about, like, taking Louisville Slugger to his headlights and writing your name to the fucking letter, maybe just get the fuck out. Get out. Get out of the

fucking relationship. You saw him. banging on the bathroom floor and the counter and the shower and all this. Clearly this is not a guy that you're meant to build a life with. So maybe instead of retaliating, we've taken Betsy the Louisville slugger to his headlights. And Lizzie McGuire, the knife, the handy nanny. To the inside and outside interior and ending up with you holding a slate of numbers, with mascara running down your face, blood coming down your lip, with an orange jumpsuit. It's going to be a bad look.

And it seems like for what you're saying at this point, you had dinner ready for him the next day no way do you do you guys talk about the fact that you guys ended this relationship you're still with him are you okay let's keep it rolling with what she's saying now

right now she's probably saying I'm drunk and she's thinking that she's gonna get lucky or he's thinking he's going to get lucky again still focusing on what the girl's doing and saying something as basic as I'm drunk now is like she's she's real

oh man this I'm just saying Like from an outsider perspective, a lot of insecurity is coming out. A lot of insecurity. She never cares about whoever you're with's person that's doing that. Yes, they had a part of it, but really it was the decision of your significant other than side of. And she's just painting this picture of like what she's like she's building all this up in her head. And let's not forget you caught him on the bedroom floor.

On the counter. On the shower. In our weird, Isect DJ world. Holy shit. What is wrong with you? then she egregious this whole thing is finally does actually focus on him a little bit

by saying right now he's probably dabbing on three dollars worth of that bathroom polo which I think is a cologne sounds like some cheap douchey smelling cologne. I can't think of anything else it would be which now she's like which by the way she probably thought that calone was her favorite cologne she used to smell it and be like I love that

polo and now it's like oh it's three dollars worth of yeah yeah exactly this guy is way up in your head okay he's he's got full control. He's steering that thing like a damn pilot trying to land on the Hudson River right now. This guy is solely in your brain, okay? He's got

full on control and she is focusing all the negative energy against whoever this random flusie that is like a faceless unnamed girl. That she doesn't even know that she's going to start calling Brittany and his four wheel ride. That's where she's focusing all of her aggression out on.

And yeah, you know what? I got to say a lot of girls like to think of this as like a female empowerment song. I just hear a lot of insecurity in this. This is just loads and loads of just toxic energy that is focused at the wrong things and not actually doing anything that's actually going to better who you are or, like, your situation. Britney Smith. You just added a last name on it?

Yeah, Britney Smith. Okay, you're also focused on the wrong thing. I was going to say Shania, roll it back. You think she threw Shania in there as the karaoke to, like, kind of throw shade at Shania? Absolutely. Oh, is this like some little, like, like, Shania, you might as well? the 90s chick you know what you're old karaoke shit now girl man dude i gotta say you know what carry fuck you carry about carry underwood carry underwood is very throwing people under the fucking

bus is what she does it should be carry under bus well i only really knew carry underwood is the girl who sings the intro to sunday night football and i always liked her and i thought she's like no but apparently she's this song is bringing out hates on the other girl hates on shanaia twain for being a 90s chicken and she just karaoke fuck you carry she's just that she's just thrown a lot. There's a lot of insecurities oozing out of this whole song. Let's let's let her finish this up and tell us the rest of the story because at this point, I don't like you.

Okay, so they broke up. Okay. That's the first. But it took to like, what, like, bridge three to like finally say that like, uh, yeah, it's not going to be on me, but. Yeah, it took it. She's still on him. Yeah. He's still driving around in your brain. Like a damn race track. I don't know if he's driving

at this point. No, he's driving at this point. No. Which, by the way, when people do this for karaoke, stop doing this for karaoke, okay, guys. Really? I'll bring a little more vocal, um, art. Vocal jazz. Something, sing a little bit. All you guys do is,

Hello, karaoke! Like, you gotta get the karaoke, and she don't know. What do you think they just like? Like, just stop being so bland with it. Just because it's about a girl, beating the shit out of a guy car, Like, still got to bring some musical etiquette to the song, okay?

Stop just, trust me, I've done karaoke for multiple years now. Every time you guys fucking sing this damn song, you sing it bland, and you sound like you're just yelling at the guy that somebody cheated on you, and that's all you're doing. Sing the fucking song. Do you think girls who have been cheated on like this song more or less? This is their, this is their anthem. This is where they like pull all their strength from. They're like, this is their like, oh my God, I should have put a Louisville sucker. Nobody ever actually does that.

If you ever get the girl that actually does that, that girl's next level crazy and ready for a lawsuit and ready for it. Because you can't do that. Fuck if she's spent three to four in a penitentiary. If you put your name, like you're just, say yourself the motherfucker. Like she should have just put the car on fire and then it would be even better at that point. Like she left her name and left the situation?

No. This is definitely one of those headlines you see in like the UK Daily Mail, which is like some kind of crazy domestic dispute turns into a fucking insane. Like, girl writes her entire name and the guy he cheated on's with name in the side of his Corvette. You know, like, and it just carved as like a picture of it. And you're like, wow. That girl got like artistic with her, Betsy-ass key. And then made a plain advertisement and flew it across the beach so that he can see it while he was late into some next level shit.

All right, Kerry. Close us out. Could I just say something? If he's fully insured, this did nothing. This did. This is him two weeks. without his truck and then he'll get it back with a brand new tires

brand new paint job brand new headlights and a new leather interior car and just move right along and I guarantee if he has a souped up four-wheel drive he's fully insured state farm and she's probably ending up in jail like just the worst possible situation

yeah he just fucked up with you he was banging on the counter he was banging in the shower he was banging on the floor and you cut him on camera and decided to fucking destroy his car got you on fucking your name on there so he was able to get you some people saw you you go to jail and his car in two weeks is completely the same if not better than what it was before you fucked up his car with your louisville slugger right if you want to be vindictive you know be smarter than this do some shit that'll like embarrass him you know post some shit i don't know that like you don't even do that really just be

like you know take the higher road and just realize this guy sucks and he was obviously terrible for you and move along and then realize how happy you are the second that you are onto something else or just like, you know, filling your own independence. Like that's how you really attain independence. The fact that you're actually spending so much energy and risking yourself ending up in jail just to fucking show it to this guy and then sing a whole song about the potential girl that he may or may not be with right now. Like, I don't know, man.

I got to be honest. I liked your initial approach. Be vindictive. Go there. go like on the internet and like and expose him but do it through somebody else's Facebook that's like some other name that way you don't get caught but to you know don't self-incriminate yourself

because of how disrespected you are like don't hurt yourself after you just got hurt that's all I gotta say once you're carving your name either leave the situation or do what you're gonna do just don't hurt yourself more by doing it yeah because now you've been cheated on and you ended up in jail as a result. Yeah, and you have a criminal record. You have a criminal record.

You have your name straight up carved and you end up about an article on the Daily Mail website, you know, and like with your fucking headshot as like the first picture. And that's when people Google your name now, that's the first thing that's going to pop up. Again, the mascara crying because you were crying while you destroyed a car and then he caught you right after because you wrote your name on the leather seat. Did you do your full name too? Like if you just did your first name, maybe. She never says that she does both name.

With his last name. Yeah. Dedicated too. Like Carrie Underwood. dedicated to like it's carry Johnson and his name is Johnson and doesn't use any like gloves or her handprints are just all over the

board and just I mean because somebody anybody else could have put the name in there if you think about it but if she has her handprints all over the board not now you're just here is some blanket advice I would like to give to everybody just to try to follow if you can't never let yourself partake in any activity that could result in the

top picture of the Google image search when you type in your name be a headshot. That's a good advice. Whatever you're going to do, whatever wrongful actions have been done against you when you feel vindictive and you want to get back at somebody, just remember, could the result of this end up being in a story that has my image with a mugshot,

that's going to be the first thing that I'm looked up at, and that's all everybody's got to be honest. That's great advice. It's right up there with Jimmy Dugan's Avoid the Clap. That's not the only thing you sign about baseball. that was a League of their own Reference which

Did we dissect that one? Have you guys? No we haven't done it yet It's been on the list I thought we're gonna do that one I know we Because fucking she definitely let go of the ball For your sister

Yeah There's no chance She was a big of a character Anyways League of their own Look at the three things Did Dottie hold on On the baseball

Or drop it on purpose Or did she Dropped it all purpose Because her sister was Lame And she wanted to give her sister A little bit She lost this

She was married She was gonna go back to her husband She didn't give a fuck Yeah She was over She was like right It was actually It's actually a poor decision

on Jimmy Dugan's part to give her the steady role. The other catcher was doing five. They're ready. It's been playing six games, doing pretty well. Yeah. Let's get out of that. That's a whole episode. I don't know how Carrie Underwood episode turned into a discussion.

You know, that's what I said did. We go all over the boat. But let's bring it back. You caught him on the floor. You then destroyed his car. And now you're in jail. And did you need to do that? So here's the thing.

Don't think so. When we ended on Shaggy, we were like, Rick Rock, you piece of absolute shit. Like we were shitting all over him as we should have been because after going through that whole song, you're like, dude, you were a shitty husband and boyfriend, whatever the fuck you are. You shouldn't be any of that because you're a, yeah. Yeah. He even tried to tell her at the end of the end. I'm sorry for the things that I've done even though he really didn't care.

No, he only got to the very end of the song. He was like, I want to tell her. I'm sorry. He didn't even tell her. Yeah, he just says that late in the song. But then I was like, there's no way that the response of it could actually have me thinking the other person is down around that same level that Rick Rock was. You were wrong, sir. Now I'm looking at this.

So we should check in on Carrie Underwood. Because I don't really know much about her, but after going through this, like, this exposed a lot of insecurities that are going around in this girl's brain. And I just feel like if you're a girl that likes to jam to this song and this is your shit and you want to sing it in karaoke, if it's a musical acumen that you like about it, fair play. But if it's really the lyrics that gets you off. Because of the deepness of something that happened to you. I'm just saying, take a step back. and evaluate what's important to you and how you should react.

Like, it's not to say that this is something that you would do, but if you get excited, a little too excited about listening to this song, it's self-evaluation, I think. A little key, that's crucial. Okay, slap this out, all right? Justin.

I was almost gonna say Shania Twain. Carrie would have hated if I said that out. You know what? She would have heard of her and Shania would have been so happy. She would have brought Betsy and Lizzie McGuire. I bet these two hate each other. I want to see them in an episode of Celebrity Death Match. Carriona versus.

Solid 2001 reference right there. The same area. The song came out. Yeah, good. All right. Here we go. It goes. Tidy fucking people doing this song every fucking week.

That's really more my reason for it. The song, it's cool. It's actually a cool rebuttal because in all honesty, if you step back, I know we're trying to be all politically correct, but if a girl saw her man banging on the counter, banging on the shower, banging on the bedroom floor, she got them on camera. You know what? A little retaliation. is necessary

and she beat the fuck out of his car. Now we already said he has insurance, he gets it back in two weeks, kind of a pointless thing and now you're in jail. But still, some type of retaliation was needed. Could it went better?

Could it win a different route? She beat the fuck out of this guy's car. That's all she really did, really. Actually, do you think about it. Before he cheats, he's going to get his car fucked up. That's it. There's nothing really else she talks about. No, she talks all about the potential girl.

girl that may or may not get this. Yeah, the girl, and then how much she fucked up his car. But it's like nothing else. She could have went way deeper. There could have been a third verse where, like, she talked about, like, the emotional aspect of it. But no, she just hated his car. She never really even got into that. Yeah, never got into, like, what this relationship even really meant to her or what him doing that has done to her.

Yeah. Yeah. Again, if he has guyco or survival. No, the car has actually probably had enough damage to it where it might even be referred to his total. And he actually just gets, like, the whole new fucking. A truck plus that truck. Plus that one. He has two cars now.

He just put some new wheels. That's his used car. Now he has a brand. I don't know. Probably could have came up with some better ideas. But retaliation was necessary and she did that. But the song just replayed it over and over and ladies just keep doing it. And I swear to you, Castle, I have seen ladies hear it earlier in the night and think they can do it better than that girl.

So they ask to do it an hour later. I'm like, nobody wants to fucking hear that song twice in a night. Please. Just come back next week and try it that week. Here's my thinking of that If it's the kind of girl that would really love the song Because of the lyrics It's probably the same kind of girl

That'd be like Fuck that girl I'll do it better than her Same girl Oh was she a bleached blonde flusie Who likes a fruity drink With a tramp stamp And listens to some Shania karaoke

And you're like no She was doing the karaoke Her name was actually Carri And she was doing Carrie Underwood Literally the same song That you're trying to do for karaoke It's Columbia actually

She just You guys have the same taste And you know Vindictive music Yeah You guys should be friends actually. She's right over there. You guys take a shot of whiskey together.

I think I've seen you all leave here with the same guy too. So you guys can talk about that and then act like your best friends but actually see really hate each other. Yeah. Yeah. We've seen it before. It's the story that's timeless. A tale as old is time. All right.

What are you slapping, snapping? Okay. I was a. It was a Louisville slugger. A slap, a snap and a Louisville slugger. Okay, I like it. All right. So I would give this a couple slaps because it is.

a catchy tune. I don't get as annoyed with it as girls doing it all the time because I don't do the karaoke DJ like you do. So you're a little bit more worn out. I have seen girls perform this that like it brings out a certain sexiness in some girls. Like when they kind of perform it. And some of them cry during it. Okay. Well, that's not the ones I'm talking about. I have seen girls perform this where it's like, all right, yeah, go get it. You're bringing the A game to the stage. I like that. So it's decent song. I would give it a couple slaps for that. I take it down a slap, however, because it's just a terrible form. of retaliation that I don't think should be glorified as much as girls like to glorify it,

but the snap is for the girls who actually can perform it to the best ability. And then the Louisville Slugger is just because... What a fantastic reference, right? It brings me back to my middle, like little major league, 12-year-old self. Got a lot of good memories with Louisville Sluggers. I was like, I want one of those. No one was with a big, huge barrel. Yeah.

I was all about the fat barrels. I remember having a bat that was like way too heavy, but like... I didn't want to admit it to myself. I was like, no, it's my bad. It's got a huge fucking, I'm going to get a hold of one of these balls one of these days, and it's going to be all worth it. I had the complete opposite. I had the smallest bat possible.

I like to whip it around as fast as possible. I had to just whip it around. No power behind it, just whip it around. Tony Gwyn, one of the greatest hits of all time. He apparently played with a 28-inch bat, which is like Little League South. But he just knew how to get a bat on that ball at all the time. So it was like, he could hit it wherever he wanted to. It was crazy.

It was literally like go to his head. It was crazy. But yeah, no, I've had great members of Louisville Slugger. So the Louisville Slugger, reference alone, gets a Louisville Slugger. But, yeah, that's kind of where I stand on that. So there we go. We did some country for y'all. And we mixed it with the, wasn't me.

You see what she retaliated. And we honestly have found out that she didn't retaliate correctly. Like, there's so many different ways you could have. But. Poor mindset. That's what she did. And all you ladies love her because of it. So it is what it is.

But you shouldn't, you know? Yeah. This isn't the best path to be a better you. But you know what? Whatever gets you through a Wednesday? I don't know. Hey, when you're done with that guy, you know what it's time to do? It's time to move on to the...

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