Dissect DJs - Cheryl Lynn - Got to Be Real

Episode Date: January 20, 2022

We kick off '22 by throwing it back to '78! And dissect one of the quintessential background party themes for decades past and decades to come in order to find out what it means when the great Cheryl Lynn says you "Got to Be Real". Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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Hey, what's going on, everybody? It's been a while. We're happy to be back. Sorry, you know, shit happens. Christmas. Omacron. Other bullshit. But, you know what?

2021 mix. Life. Yeah, I don't know if you guys seen the mix, but we got the mix going on. Let's start there. Go ahead, hit that shit up. All right, so as those that have followed us somewhat, might know, every single year me and DJ MC JAG, aka Justino. We put together a little year in rewind mix, and you know what?

I'm pretty happy with this year. Since 2012. It's about three of them that Castle did on his own, but for the most part, it tends to be a team effort. For the music aspect, and then I throw a video on that. Oh, yeah, it comes together. Castle puts his epic. By the way, I don't know if you guys knew this all.

of our listeners, which we've come to find is either between a thousand and 700,000. So whatever that is in between our listeners. On a weekly basis. Yeah, weekly basis. So whoever's listening, I just want you guys know, if you need any kind of editing, we have the master video editor right across from me, and his name is Ryan Castle. So he's worked for all the big dogs. Well, if you want to see what 2021 brought to the table in a quick, spelt music video

that actually provides all the best jams that 2021 had in the building. Go ahead and check it out. Look up 2021 rewind mix. And if you don't see that, just throw Castle in there. I found that that actually brings it first thing. Yeah. It's just your name pops in it? Yeah, yeah.

Top result. Find that. And yeah, check out a little review sample of all the bullshit that went down from all the things in entertainment, celebrity, music, movies, TV, sports. Everything. So. Anybody that died, we also give tribute. All the people that we pay tribute to them. Yeah.

And with all the best jams of the years. So several of which we covered right here on the Dicek DJs. Because we are the DJs that like to spit it. Mix it. Throw it back and dice. And we are throwing it way back today all the way back to 1978 with my girl Cheryl Lynn. in a jam that just gets everybody moving. Put this on in any event.

It could be a corporate event, a wedding, a birthday party, even straight up a popping club. Got to be real. Real talk, if you don't get moved a little bit with this song, you're a fucking weirdo. I don't trust you. I don't know what to do with you and you and I are not friends.

I can guarantee that. I can guarantee it. There's other areas where we might get along and I could be like, all right, well, it's all right. I disagree. They give me good accounting advice. They like the same sports team as me. We can talk some business aspects.

Yeah, but yeah, if this hits you wrong, then we're probably not going to be good, friends. That's how I'll just leave it. Let's just put a quick holler at the beginning of the song. And Cassie, do a quick, throw that beginning in real quick. The little trumpet solo? Yeah, here comes. All right. Guys, isn't that just the epicest intro to possibly ever put it at the beginning?

beginning of a song like what is this it's got to be in the top 10 what are we listening to yeah let's go we all know those horns what they mean and they've been like reused in so many samples and just all like it's just definitely like okay oh the party oh the party's here okay the party's going on everybody get ready and it just gives you like five seconds to like get in party position mode and here we are we are off yeah i agree man so you said 1978 yes and uh from just another side note uh in 2022. Castle and I are going to be watching videos as we listen to the songs, for the most part, for the most as long as we have the music video. We switched it back up. We're not in the Castle Dungeon this time, partly because it's a little

disorganized, and it's kind of cold outside. And it was brought to my attention that maybe we can actually throw a TV with a video on here. And I was all about that so we could watch a video as we are listening to the song, because Justin never knows videos I'm talking about, so I can never bring this shit up, and now we're just watching it as we go. And afterwards, Castle can put our TikTok or our Instagram. Yeah. The videos, edits, and make it look all cool. So, we have Sherilyn, 1978, got to be real.

Got to be real. There's not too many lyrics in this song. It's all positive. And to the point, what are they saying out the gate, Castle? What's the beginning of this? What you think. What you feel now? And then if you get, real quick, before you keep going,

Cheryl Lynn pops in and if you guys listen to the song, she goes, I got to know it, baby I think she does that later But yeah Well the next word is what you know Ah To be real All right

Let's just like break down The little sector real quick Okay So what you think What you feel and what you know What does that mean? What does that mean? Whatever it is

Just be real Just be real You got to be real Got to be real This world is full of Fucking fake motherfuckers now I can tell you that With social media

And fucking social media It's a thing fake world. You realize you just referenced social media as the only two examples that you had. Did I? Yeah. Did you think you said something else?

Yeah. I thought I was getting deep. I thought I came up with two great points. It was the same point? Well, anyway, according to social media, we are some fake motherfuckers. You guys put on shit. You guys put it like your happy lives. And we all know we're all sitting watching Netflix at the end of the night,

depressed like, why aren't I making more money? Why is my car Broken? I don't know Whatever shit's happening In your life All I'm saying is You're not putting all that shit online

And therefore you're not giving us the real Like Cheryl is I'm sorry Sherilyn wants us to be You got to be real I'm actually gonna push back on that Because it sounded like the two examples You gave was somebody being real

It's just that more than whining It was more like things that you probably don't Want to see in your social media feed But It ain't real Sounds like they're being. No, you're putting a certain... Why may not making more money?

That sounds real. My biggest problem with social media is you're, everybody's posting the greatest highlights of their life, which I get. And it's like, well, I'm going to go show the low point. All I'm trying to say is in doing that, you then give a false interpretation of what your life actually is. And therefore, you're not actually being real. And because I never see you or anybody on social media, all I have is this fake image if you give in only your top. points. So therefore, it's a fake fucking world. I want to see everything.

If you're going to show me something, show me everything. Show me you crying because your dog died. Show me happy because of a promotion. Show me sad because you did a heroin overdose. Show me fucking excited because your mom got married for a fourth time. I want to see it all. I want to see it all. Don't you like never post anything on social media?

Yeah, I don't post it all. Yeah. All right. Exactly. Either post or don't. That's my fucking point. So there is my answer with that. Your first thing you were complaining about was like people being sad and complaining. You're like, oh, I don't got money. And you're like, oh, I'll say that. And then you talked about like, well, if you're going to show happy stuff,

show the sad stuff. Take a picture when you're having a bad day. It poses a selfie. I'm like, this is me crying because today sucks. It's Monday. And I like lost my job. Okay, okay. Say it out loud.

It sounds stupid. And you're just going to put a period on that. Look, we know what Cheryl's talking about with God to be real. Now, I feel like she's probably, let's see. Let's go ahead and assume that she's talking about, she's gearing this towards a relationship aspect. That's what I imagine. Like she's talking about, you know, somebody being with a partner,

like you're starting something or whatever. And it's like, hey, you got to be real. You got to be real. Whether it's what you think, you feel, or what you know. And it's like, just come real with it, you know? Because you know that your love is my love. My love is your love. I'm so happy that we could start out the new year with this jam.

because I was trying to think when we were coming in the year and I knew we were going to do some more records. Like, all right, what's a good one to just jump off the new year with? I want something with high energy, with excitement, with enthusiasm. That could give us hope. That could get us the biggest feel something. And really just start the party. Like, I want something that makes us feel like 2022.

That's the year, right? That's how you say it? Yes. Yeah. Rolls off the time pretty good. I think that's like a first time I've said it out loud so like you know you It takes a minute for your time to get around it yeah 2020 is the year to party with you and you is the dissect DJs

So let's party and uh jump right into it Can I just say what she and you guys all know this when she goes into who If if when she goes into a yule-up if when she goes into y'all If you're not already, like, grooving, you got something wrong with your heart. You had some opportunity to get to the dance floor by that point, I would say, yeah. If you're sitting there, like, why are they playing this shit? Not even the dance for. Just, like, stand up from the couch and just be like, or even, like, just start grooving from the couch.

I'm a couch groove. I could do that. I don't even do necessarily stand up, but, like, I'm good here. Like, let me, I'm just moving with it a little bit. I'm going to go ahead and say it. I'm going to go ahead and say it. Say it. Do it.

You're not grooving to this fucking song. Whoever you are. Like, you're listening to us. You're still listening to us. fucking 10 minutes of this podcast and whatever you're listening and whoever you are if you're not feeling this

I want you to look at yourself in the mirror and I want you to just listen to me fuck you bitch because it does get you moving and it should and you're a bitch and you know what fuck you I don't like you let's fight dude I don't care I don't even know who you are right now dude I don't know what's wrong with you your mom

your mom treated you bad as like she honestly didn't feed you up she you know what she did you wanted fruity pebbles and she gave you Just regular pebbles to eat. Checks mix. No, wait, that's not even... I was thinking of tricks.

I was thinking of tricks. Anyway, some type of cereal that you didn't like. Tricks were... What were trying to get to? Tricks was a cereal that I feel like... What about it? It sucked. It was whack.

Is it gone? I haven't seen it on the... Dude, tricks are for kids. It's gone, huh? That's not even on the... Oh, wait. I was... That's what I was not?

What's the one that was like super boring? It was, like, basic. Where, like, the ad in the 80s was like... Cheerios. Well, the Cheeros are definitely super basic. I don't get. Why anybody. Yeah, those two also, yeah.

But it was the one that was like the commercial in the 80s was like, oh, Mikey, he doesn't like anything. They're like, oh, he likes it. And they're like a popular. Was it life? Was there a cereal called life? Oh, life cereal, dude. Yeah, what happens at that? Or what's the one with just the round balls that had like no taste to it at all?

Kicks? Kicks, that's what I was thinking of. Yeah, kicks sucked. Kicks was one of those ones that- Is kicks no longer around? I haven't seen that one in the shelf. Dude, I've seen tricks, but not kicks. Waffle Crisp is no longer around.

I haven't seen Rice Krispies. Have you seen Rice Krispies? This is a big thing for me because I love Rice Krispies. They get soggy immediately. Are you kidding? No, no. I'm just saying, have you seen them?

I didn't like them. I didn't ever like them. My brother liked those and I couldn't do it. I love Rice Krisp. Unless you ate them within like the first like 30 seconds. Cinnamon toast scrunch, what you're filling out of you? Oh yeah. CTC is my jam. I go that all day.

Yeah. That's like my treat cereal. Usually when I go like cereal shopping. What kind of milk are you used? I want to go get some, you know, I get for non-fat. No, I go non-fat. You go non-fat? Yeah.

What is wrong? What? What? I don't need my milk to be... It's like water. It's like... Yeah, it's fine, though. It's like water bill, dude.

I don't need my milk to be the... Look, I don't need my milk to be the dancer in the bowl of cereal. It's just the background noise. I just don't need it to be water in my fucking ball, bro. Skim milk works for me. I'm down for skim. Not non-fat. Non-fat.

It's all the same. It's all the same. One percent is much, but anyway. Probably. I feel like we've got off topic. A little bit. Let me just, like, close it out with this, though. Checks?

No, not, I already forgot the name of it. What was it? Kicks? Yeah, Kicks was a serial that I feel like I was supposed to be stoked about when I was a kid because they presented it as such in the commercials and stuff. They'd be like, oh, yeah, Kicks is for kids. And, like, you know, it's like, throw some berries in there or something. They did have Kicks.

They did have berries. I didn't get to that point. I was already off Kicks at that point. I was just like, Mom, don't bring home kicks. I don't like it. I like it. Captain Crunch, dude. Captain Crunch had to figure it out.

No, Captain Grudge used to murder the top of my... That's because your mouth is weak. Oh, man, whatever. All right, so anyways, my point was going back to the jam. It's like, okay, so this is obviously the dance jam. It gets everybody moving, but the thing about it is because that beat, okay, comes up in 1978, and it has been used in background samples ever since. Like, you hear that baseline.

It's still sampled to a point where you don't even realize that that's what it's coming from to this day. I agree. Listen to this one. It's a Latin beat called El Tibaron by Projecto Uno. Proyecto uno.

You ready for the beginning of this? I'm just going to play the beginning and maybe like 10 seconds of the song. Ready? Give it some play. I don't have the video for that one. Sorry, Castle.

But at! Did you hear the beginning of that fucking song? Dude, I love it's into that. It was identical. Just throw a Latin vibe to that shit. It kind of plays into this notion that like when

some kind of music taps into like a recognizable part of your brain. Like if I was at like a kumbia party, right? And they're just playing a bunch of kumbia and mariachi music and like, you know, I'm like a kintaniera or something like that where this would happen. And then that one came on.

That's the one that would make me like, oh, well, I recognize this shit. Let's go. What you're talking about this one? This song like Latinified to the like fullest, dude. It's, it's Cheryl Lynn, but like let's put, make Cheryl in Puerto Rican. Or like, let's make her a Cuban and Dominican split.

and like throw there in a mix. I love that. I love how the audacity of Projecto Uno to be like, let's just take this song, speed it up, and put a conga on it. How about it? Yes, that was the song I was talking about. I'm pretty sure that when you play it the first time,

that I knew exactly, yeah, you're right. It sounds exactly like Sherilyn, except for Latinified. So, yeah, no, it's good. You talk about this? Yes, that. You know what's great? So as we've hooked up the music with videos, we keep getting these amazing dance parties.

And they're straight out of the 70s. And every single time I see like a 70s disco party in like a video. I want to be there. I'm like, I just want to know what that was like. If I could do a time machine, I've always said this. The amount of sweat that was happening in those parties, because their air conditioning couldn't be that good, right? They look like everybody's always just getting at as hard as they possibly can.

Where is that life? Dude, I want to go out to that. That was Hermosa right now, right? If we were like Saturday night, we're in Hermosa, everybody's dancing in Castle. We would not be here recording fucking podcasts. I can tell you right now, if everybody was on the pier

dancing like they are on these fucking videos, we'd be getting ready and like, let's go fucking dance, bro. But instead, the world is tending to this fucking world where nobody dances. Well, no, the modern day version of that is that they have, you know, sort of, it's more like in the EDM club realm Yeah, it's not the same. But I'd say if you're looking for the people that are, like,

dancing to that hardness that they were in these, it's just that, yeah, the music they were dancing to, I think is a little bit more fun to dance with. And they got their silk little, like, button downs and their disco clothes. Look at these teal, shiny pants on the still picture. And Cheryl Lynn and her, like, Red. And this is, I think the video of Sherilyn we're watching is from Soul Train. And Soul Train is just the shit.

Its own art in itself, for sure. Yeah. I need to bring that back. I'd sign up for Soul Train and try to dance on. I'm too old. They wouldn't let me on, but fuck that. I'd break it now. Okay, minor life goal here.

I've always wanted to be a part of a Soul Train line, and somehow that's just never been presented in my environment. You know, nobody's ever actually... What? Yeah. I've never been a part of a Soul Train line. Wait, Cass, we didn't do one in college? No, I was waiting for it.

Look, I'm not the one to start the Soul Train line, but I don't even know how they manufacture themselves, but I was always ready to, like, see it happening. I'd be like, oh, here I go. I'll get on the side and I'll be like, yo. Do you know the joy that you get from like two lines? Two lines and there's like a walkway for you. You're like, oh, dude, okay, I got this move.

Yeah, this is my turn. Here comes. Here comes. And then you break it down and everybody goes, because they have to because no matter what you do, they're going to be happy for you. And then the next person comes in. There you go.

Even if you fuck up, you're like, oh, I fucked up. I'm fucking. It doesn't matter. Next person's coming down the line doing their fucking move. Like, I would come charging through with the worm. Oh, yeah. And reverse it. Both directions, get back up, and then I'll do like one more.

And then have something else. Ready to go. Like the worm just guaranteed that you have a successful dance. And then you can just finish it off with whatever you want. Like you literally can pick what you want. You can even do Carlton at the end and be like, boom, done. Like, and I did worm and Carlton. Somebody would have already done the Carlton.

Sure. And I would have just assumed. Somebody would do the robot already as well. Anyway, we're going off topic. Somebody robots through it. That's kind of. All the time. That was a big.

That was a big. If you stop in the middle of it and do a little robot and then like. You've got to watch more. Soul train lines They were incredible But I know They are a fun watch If you ever go down

A rabbit hole of watching Random 70s Like disco dance parties Start like just looking up Soltrain lines I want to go in that world I want to live in that world I know

I don't like if we ever come across A time machine Justin Pinky swear me right now One of the stops And they're like You get three stops Me and you are going to a 70s disco

Studio 54 It's like heyday What if we did that And then we got there And then they're like Oh no he can't come You guys can't come in. Oh, fuck that.

We're too good looking for that shit. Fuck that shit, bro. They would know. They would know. I would know. I would be like, bro, I took a time machine to be here. I'm from fucking 2020. I could have checked out the dinosaurs, all right?

2022. It rolls off your tongue. Right? That's where we're from. I could have watched the Yankees play in the early 20s and seen what life like that was like. I could have gone and seen how the pyramids are built. But no.

No, I came to studio. I chose to come on a Saturday night. the middle of February of 1979. Eight, yeah. Eight. Yeah, seven, eight. And when the song was hot,

when this song was hot, and it was just, and I also love thinking about that with these songs. It's like, imagine this thing first came out, and people were like, oh, shit,

what is that? Like, now we know this beat as like when you hear it. Oh, and by the way, we were talking about samples earlier. I got to talk about the sample that is by far my favorite version

of this song remix. hear this beat a lot remixed with, but it was Father MC I'll do for you from 1990, and this is quintessential 90s hip-hop meets awesome 70s disco. Play it Justino. Sweet mind, talking to you, do to know, overtime on how I feel and what's on my mind, is you that I want to be in my life, and if it's possible you will be my wife, I'll lead you in the right direction, of course, never play you out, so there's no more's, You guys heard the sample in the back there. Now, it didn't have the horns, but it definitely had the fantastic beat right in the back there.

And you know what? There's something about those early 90s hip-hop songs that had this sort of like echo. An extra loud clap. Yeah. I don't know why. Like, it was literally like a three-year run where like if you listen to R&B from that time or hip-hop or that type, like they had this sort of like it was almost like they were singing with the studio open and just worked. and just had this feel to it

that's very specific. I've never even heard anybody try to copy it and make it sound like that because you know when you hear that like that's an early 90 jam right there. I don't know. That song. I actually wrote an entire rap to that

called I Want Snacks. I still got the lyrics somewhere. I was going to remix that at some point. I was really hard to find the instrumental version of that. I want you to do that rap. We're going to do it and then I want to dissect it. All right. Party on, Jag.

But yeah, so that one is definitely one of those songs that's just great like take a jam that everybody knows that just gives you it like that just brings the party and let's modernize it and that's what they did in the 90s and I'm ready for somebody to try it again because this song is super remixable

there's one more version that I don't know this song but I'm looking at like versions of it that has been remade and I almost just want to know what it is because it's by Jamiroquai in 96 I trust Jemirai in 96 in a song called Function with a K and I want to hear

Jamirquai heard this song and decided you know what I can do something with that I'm trying to see if I can find it early Yeah Yeah There you go

Now bring it all back Real quick Jimerick All they did was The back of their beat It's good It works for that beat But that's all they did

To sample that much Not that much of a sentence It's good It's good It didn't even have the second It's just better than that. Yeah. You really wanted to cut out too much.

Jamirquah always has a funky, like, beat to him, and they're always ready to do a little dancing, so I love that song. But that being said, does anybody do it better than Cheryl? Cheryl Lynn in her red dress on Soul Train, killing it. With this dude in the background, just lighting shit up, just absolutely getting the back. Everybody dancing this video. Everybody was there for it. But with that said, guys, we're probably, I'm going to let this song play out the rest of Sherilyn,

and then we'll talk about it and finish it up with you guys. but let's go ahead and get into it. You know why? Because we got to be rich. Got to be rich. End of that. For that song, that's why we didn't stop it.

And Castle was over here, soul training, showing all the moves. You would like, y'all, I do this, and then I would do this. You guys missed it.

Until we get video, you guys are going to just have to hear us. Yeah, that probably would have been a good thing to capture video. Oh, I should have filmed it. You should have filmed this shit, I admit it.

No, but it was just like natural. Breaking it down. Once the music got up. Yeah, because like, okay, I recognized as I got up

This little runway between my bed and the wall. It acts as a soul train line. I was just like, oh, here's my soul train line dance right here. And then I started going through it and it's going down. And then I did like a little tag motion. I was like, Justin, get in there. Yeah, it just, we couldn't get in because we're kind of crowded in here. Either way, I would have.

And he would have. I know, you would have crushed it. And shit, man. There's like. I'm hype after that. I'm hype after your little dancing. I know. I know.

In between this, the next episode, we might just need to actually play the song out and just have like a full-on. two-man dance party. We will. That's how me and Jack party, everybody. That's what we do. But I actually think there's something like meme quality at the end of that. I was just thinking of that, this new meme world of 2022. And she's like, it's got to be real.

I'm just like, what if somebody's like pointing at like an NFT or something they think it's an empty? It's got to be real, you know? And it's just like shown. Real, real, real. You got a bite, got a bike, got a bike. Yeah, that's good. Get it? Yeah, yeah.

Somebody make that for me. Some random. I don't know what entity's. random yacht monkey and shit. You know, it's like, yeah. Picture of a yachting. Digital socks. Oh, you want a house?

Yeah. How about a digital house? Digital space. Welcome. Got to be around. All right, but we, uh, I just realized we still haven't actually discussed the reason that we came back with this as our episodes. So.

Gotta be talked about. Gotta be talked about. Got to be talked about. So. Yeah. Weal. Weow. One of the reasons that me and Jack are not able to get together as much is I work five days a week during the day.

He works five days a week at night. It's hard for us. He lives like way out and... 180,000 miles away. So it's like, you know, a joy winner actually get together and we're like, we got to break down some dissect DJ action. So we got together, hit the little watering hole across street from me over here. I had some lunch. And we're discussing.

Like, what should we think? We got a couple songs in mind. And they were playing some like 70s music at the time. And we're like, okay, whatever song comes on next, that's the first song we're going to break down. Guess what? Be it. Betta-da-da-da-da-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-. And we're like, we got to do it.

We're going to break in 2022 with Got to Be Real. And you all better be real. Buy your NFTs because they're real. Buy your crypto. That's real. Do your social media. It's all real. everything's real what is the first thing that this song reminds you of when it hits what's like

the like a memory or like a thing like what's the first thing that dances through your head man i had like three different things going on it's the splatter mouth like a jackson pollock i mean they're all kind of random like i had my mom yeah because my mom would dance this is the kind of song your mom too we talked about this yeah we just our moms are breaking both of my moms are actually like you get the this kind of me especially this kind of music gets my mom moving she gets her shoulders shaking and she just loves getting it And they're like, our moms actually probably get along well. Like, if they actually got it on the dance floor and this music was playing.

I'm surprised our mom. We got to make that happen. They met once probably had like a father, a mother son thing in fraternity, but fucking 40 years ago. And second thing you brought up was disco dancing and soul train lines, which you just made sure and emphasized and it was fan fucking tastic. Yeah. So that's two. And then three, for some reason, I don't know why I popped in, but like real cheese. Because it's got to be real and then real cheese.

Is there fake cheese that's a thing? I don't know. I just, you know, real, it's real cheese. And it's like Stater Brothers, and they just emphasize that it's real cheese. Yeah. So I don't know why that popped in third. All right. That was.

It also reminds me of the time. I don't even want you to expand on that because it was definitely the stupidest of three answers. But, I mean, I'm glad that you provided it because, you know. I was just being real, bro. You were being real. Yeah, that's all I ask of you. It reminds me the time that me and mess this or had a nice, like, summer evening and we were all like dancing up on the roof and I feel like I got video of when we

were making a party happen up through the staircase onto the roof and it was just one of my favorite memories of living in this house so I think I have the video somewhere maybe we should bring it out we keep talking about bringing these things out and putting it on the Instagram and I've been falling short of that. Listen if you guys want to see the videos I need you guys to go and DM us at Dissect DJs or Dissect DJs podcast either one we have access to and just say we want videos. If we get one fucking person that says we want videos

or you know what? Fuck the first two words. All I want is a DM that says videos. Bids. Vince. You could even... With a Z.

V-I-D-Z. If we get one Instagram on our Diasake Instagram. I got a bunch of videos that I've... We got a bunch ready. Create it. I've started to create

but like, you know, it takes me a lot of time to actually get in their sights to shit up. I'm making it even easier for them. Just put a V. All right. Okay. I need you to get on, DM us, and put the letter V.

I got to be honest, if we got a V in the message, and I want to be like, there's some spam shit, I don't trust it. That's true. Okay, V-I-D-Z. At minimum Vids. And then we will post three videos of something we've talked about, and you guys will love us, and you can start to see me in Castle in action, which isn't that incredible, but, you know, it's cool enough.

And you guys are getting to know your favorite Dossack. DJs. Okay, quick question. As we're looking at the pause screen of this dance party that Charolin has started, is that attitude with a construction. construction head and a tool belt that's just got his hands above his head on the current pause screen. That's what I'm seeing. So that's the kind of thing that you get at like a 70s disco party.

They used to wear construction hats as a party? I think that maybe what's like the, what was that group, the village people? I feel like they may have popularized that for a minute. Like dude's showing up with a construction helmet and a tool belt. Be like, yeah, no. Mirda, you know, fix the party and he just comes in. He probably does a move with it. Yeah.

Gotta be honest, I think it is the village. people that you're watching. Oh, it's fully is. Oh, that's fully is. Yeah. Okay. What, did it change the video? Yeah, it's a video I had on here.

Yeah, that just goes on the next one. Okay. All right. Scratch all that then. Call that. It is the village video. It's a good idea. Well, if you notice it do with the construction helmet, it's hard to miss.

And the guy with the Indian fucking full main. Yeah. They really went for it. Anyway, don't go into that. We're going to think. Here's what I need to know. Got to be real. Cheryl Lynn.

I need you to snap it and slap it out. Slap it out. Slap it. Clap it and snap it. Did I say snap it twice? Doesn't matter. What you got? I'm slapping it.

The fuck is that? Turn down your system. You know what? On the basis of fuck you? Damn you. You know why? Because it's real. Because I got to be real.

Look, I want to like keep the five slap club to a relatively like tight circle. It better be songs we get down to. But I got to be songs. I got to be real. I've never heard this song come on once in my life where I was like, you know what? I gotta skip it. No, I'm always ready for this song.

And that's what the Five Slap Club is all about. I'm just like, I'm ready for it. I just want, I'm here for all the magic. And if they can make remixes, this is definitely a song that I am all for people like reworking, remaking, the way Father MC did what I'll do for you. That is a jam. Yeah, any way you want to do it with that backbeat, with a horns, with a got to be real. Whatever you want to do, I'm here for it.

Anytime I hear a remix of it, I am with it. How many, I know you, I see him salivating. He's been doing. I'm an awesome surprise. The whole time I've been talking the last minute, Justin's been doing this like warm up with his hands. Like he's ready to like, all right, so he's very, I was surprised.

Yeah. Because as the song was happening, before we started the song, and we heard it at our bar of choice before we started going here, I was like three stars and two snaps. I was like, it's a good song, but. Now you listen to it and you really felt. And I gotta be honest, you don't, you don't, hey, you don't gotta be honest.

You got to be real. Yeah, like Castle was saying, no matter what, I get hype, I get there, and that's how I was going. I was like, he's right. I forever get hype off of this song. Like, you could put it on anytime, anywhere. I mean, like, literally my girlfriend could have just broke up and she's like, we're done.

And then I'm going to the room with the bed. And then I don't know where I hear, Blah-da-da-da-da. I'd be like, All right. It's going to kip up out of bed and then just immediately start getting it. What you're fine? Yeah.

No. And then after the song is over, I'd probably get super depressed. But for that three minutes, that Cheryl is going. Complete bliss, sir. All right. So we haven't even really talked about the lyrics because it's very basic. But like, what's Cheryl, what's her general message if you were to break it down in like 20 words or less? I can do it in four.

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