Dissect DJs - Destiny's Child Discography

Episode Date: January 15, 2021

We take on another special request this week as we dissect the most memorable hits from the timeless trio - Destiny's Child, and see if we can piece together the story told by Beyonce, Kelly and Michelle (and a couple other members too, sometimes). Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

DJs. DJs. DJs. I don't know if I'm ready. But I'm going to go ahead and say I am because it's the Dittoo, Dizzy. Dich. Dijs. DJs.

And we got a special request. We got to fulfill with our home girl, Savage Sam. Sam Duncan. Sam Duncan, who probably doesn't even remember that she requested this because it was way back in March. We've done a lot of episodes since then, look, we got a business schedule. We got a lot of things on our plate. We got a lot of things we got to eat. We got a lot of things that need a section.

We did not forget about the request for dissecting the entire Destiny's Child. What's the word of like a, oh. Disography? Discography. How do you say that? Discography? Discography. Let me see.

D-I-S-C-O-G-G-E. Disco- Fuck that word. Yeah, I don't want to use it. There's a better word. discovered that's what it is though that's all their albums and everything like that all right so we're gonna go through the entire destiny's child not the entire you know we're gonna hit the hits you're right you know what what we figured out is that in the most uh some of destiny's child's main hits is a story underneath so if you connect many of their different songs in this case we actually have found six songs of their main hits that actually connect to create one story which makes us think there's every artists actually try to create a story with their discography. Discography? Disgogu.

Yeah. It's a stupid word. It was created by somebody that never thought they had to say it out loud. Yeah. They're like, this is my disc. No, I think like this is my disc and I'm going to describe it in a biography. Like, yeah. Discography.

But we're going to try to explain the discography of Destiny's Child, which of course is the classic trio, Beyonce Noel. Michelle Williams and Kelly Rollins. So we got a new segment for the dissect DJs. That's right. It's the discography dissection, ladies and gentlemen. We didn't have a name for it until two seconds going

is that it, but I like it. Finally made discography sound somewhat decent, but discography dissection. And like I said, we have six songs starting with what you just heard. Destiny's Childs, got some booty issues for your bag. And they don't think we're ready.

For whatever kind of jelly they're bringing, which I hope it's strawberry, because I'm a strawberry jelly kind of person. I'm kind of a grape jelly guy myself, actually. And I don't usually choose grape, but when it comes to jelly, yeah. I'm a strawberry. I fuck with grape. Raspberry.

Raspberry has a little too many seeds, whatever. But yeah, apparently I'm not ready for this jelly because they're very confident in that statement too. Yeah. Well, I mean, they are saying, I don't think you're ready. So I'll at least give them the grace of that. Like, they are assuming that they don't think. But she's giving you a chance. So with that, there's many different guys that are looking at the group.

They're like, oh, they're all boodilicious. And they're calling them out, and they're like, not only are y'all looking at our boodilicious, but we got Kelly, and y'all can't handle this. You got Michelle. Y'all know you can't handle this. And then we got Beyonce, and, you know, you definitely can't handle this.

Nobody can handle Beyonce, except for, we've clearly been proven in history. All we had to do was, like, crazy. Shit. You got out of it. Start around, like, hip-hop empire. And I was like, dude.

So, yeah. So, yeah. So guys are looking at it. They're staring. They're working and they're killing it. They're boodylicious like a motherfucker. And so guys are staring. And so it'd be behoove. No, wrong word.

This would happen where guys would start to, lack of better word, start to stalk a little bit, start to be a little bit too in their business, try to be around them because they just came in looking boodylicious. And now these men are in love. And so they start to bug a bit. They start to be a little bit of a weird. Boo, a bugaboo. So this is the arc of falling into the trap, but some boodiliciousism.

Is that a word? Yeah, Buttiliciousism. Okay, yeah, we got. This is where it takes you. So first you're like, oh, man, I don't think I can handle this. But then you're going to like, you know, you're going to rock with it. You're going to see if you could arrive, Michelle, Kelly, Beyonce, whatever it might be. And then maybe you're not getting exactly the response that you're hoping as you're jamming on up.

And what you think is persistence is actually turning into a little bit of, uh, unknown. Am I starting to be a bit of a bugaboo? I think. A bugger what? A bug a who? A bugaboo. Oh, man. This man makes her want to throw her pager out the window.

And that just dates this. And that's just dates this. First of all, and puts this exactly what it. But still, her pagers. That's page one. Page one, late 90s. She has a pager. She's like, I'm going to throw this out the window.

Tell MCI to cut the phone calls. First of all, I don't even think MCI is still an existing phone company. Been gone for at least 15 years. Which is like, you know, the fact that they didn't go with ATT. Yeah, they went MCI. For those of y'all that were not a kid in the 90s. They were equal to AT&T. Yeah, I don't even know what MCI is.

Break my lease so I can move because you were bugaboo. A bugaboo. Which could get quite expensive. So she's breaking her fucking lease just to get away from this guy. She's like, I'm down to spend five, maybe even 10K to get away. Because you are bugging me, dude. After I showed you my boot-alice side and gave you my number and was like, yeah, call me.

You have been. a fucking word, okay? Back up. Ah, fucking word. I actually think that bugaboo is a word. Yeah, it is. Urban Dictionary? It's an object of fear or alarm, and then it says a bug bear, which is annoying because

that's not a word, right? Bugbear. Yeah, which makes you question the entire definition of definition. Dictionary.com has even given me. So I don't take that for what it was, but it is kind of, it's something. It's a something. But the point is, you know what it is. It's somebody that's bugging you.

A bugaboo. What's the second verse is there before they get into the... I want to put your number on the call block. Have AOL make my email stop. Oh, my God. I love the referencing of time that this has given us. So, by the way, this song was released in 1999. And even at that point, I feel like AOL emails was kind of starting to get a little dated.

Like, as much as that was 20 years ago. You just, like, put his name email on that. I'm sure back then it was just like, that email I don't want coming to my name. I love the idea. Like, oh, man, this is such a great dated song because she references the call block, and that's something I don't think I've heard since 1999. But you can call block on your phone. But that was something that you could do.

You can call on iPhones now. It's not such a far-fetched one as the rest. Yeah, yeah. But yeah. Have AOL make my email stop. Did she actually say that? Did she say? Because that doesn't sound.

Have AOL make my email stop. Because you a bugaboo. You bug a. What? You bugging who? You bugging me? And don't you see it ain't cool. Yeah.

She's bugging her. He's bugging her, dude. She's getting bugged. She showed you your booty, and this will got lost in it, and now he's in love. But sometimes, every once in a while, what does that do for you, gentlemen? Persistence sometimes achieves the goal that you have been trying. And at this point, in the story that we're going to say, what has happened, she fell for it. This bugabooing.

You think the bugaboo eventually actually. That's what exactly. Through the story that we figured out, we found out. You know what? This man actually landed her heart. I'm going to go out on a limb and say, that is absolutely the route that Jay-Z went. Because there's no way.

There's no way that Beyonce was pursuing Jay-Z. Like, hey, but, like, give me a chance. He was definitely bugaboo on Beyonce. We just found out the best-neous child discography, dissection is entirely about Jay-Z. I mean, it might be. We're only two steps deep, but the way that Jay-Z got into Beyonce's heart, was definitely through a path of bugabooly. Look at the two of them.

Jay-Z was absolutely persistent as fuck on that shit. And then you know how Jay-Z rapped in this Twilight universe? You know how Jay-Z rap. He raps to the point where you probably like, you know, can't catch his breath. And he, like, loses his breath sometimes. I'm a do one tick. And then he loses his breath. And then that probably made her think something like special.

So she started to lose her breath. Then she was like, hey, Destiny's Child, let's make a song about losing her breath. And that's where. And then she asked him, wait, can you keep up? And he was like, Hit me! Oh, so Jay-G came in here, right? Saw her booty was like, I gotta get it with that.

Started bugging her, started hitting up her pager. She turned off AOL and was ass and hit up MCI. And then he realized like, oh, wait, it's now year 2000, and neither of those things are relevant. A relevant. So it doesn't matter. So he pushed right through those. And he just started texting her on her actual phone.

And she started to be like, you know what? I love this guy. And she started losing her breath. And she could, can you be my mind? Baby boy he was like sure I'll be your baby boy Yeah sure yeah I'll be your baby boy Whatever so uh so he made a loser breath And now they are a full blown couple

According to the discography Dissection they are a full blown couple She showed him her booty He started liking it she was a little annoyed Then she fell for it now they're a full blown I don't think they're a full blown couple yet I think they were establishing And then she was like can you keep up

Oh I made me lose my breath True okay so she was like She was making him lose her breath. She was building him up. And then what happens, like every relationship? What happens then? She was like, wait a minute, can you possibly pay my cell phone bill? What?

Now she's working. Now she's trying to see how far she can get. And she wants him to pay her bill. Can you pay for telephone bill? Can you pay him a hot phone? Then maybe we can chill. At first we started out real cool. Taking me places I ain't never been

But now you're getting comfortable Ain't do most things you've been no more You're slowly making me three four things Your money should be handling And now you pass to use my car Drive it all day and don't fill up the tank And you have the oddacity To even come and step to me

Ask to hold some money from me Until you get your check next week You try to live Look for nothing Type of brother Silly me Why haven't I found another A baller

When times your heart Needs to want to help me out Instead of a scrub like you Who don't know what a man's about Can you pay my bills Can you pay my cell On bills And then

And then yeah I think it's official So they were first cool She says at first we started out You're cool Which means A.K. I was not expecting you paid my bills yet at that point.

Yeah, and then he took me places. That was cool. But then you started borrowing my car and shit, which I'm going to go ahead and say, I think he had his car in the shop that day, and she just was being rude. Like, you're going to borrow my car? He was like, yeah, my car's in the shop. Drive it all day and don't fill up the tank. And then you have the audacity to even come and step to me,

ask to hold some money from me until you're a check next week. Listen, when he got the tank, it wasn't. filled what he wanted to pay your gas now come on you got your own gas i borrowed the car i gave it back the exact amount of gas that you had it you're fine you're fine yeah i don't know i would say that if his go-to thing after asking it's a little bit of like a give a mouse a cook uh give a mouse a cookie uh he's gonna want some milk and then he's gonna want to read that but i don't know is that a book that kids still get told when they're kid like they it was when i was the story The way she's describing it, it makes him it sound like this is some trifling-ass dude who doesn't have a car.

He's not trying to fill up the tank. And then he's like, yo, can I get some money? Like, it feels like a guy that's going to like try to take it real. Which we know those dudes are out there. That's why I have to say when we go back, going back to lose my breath, I'm pretty sure he got her. And he's making her loser breath and he's got her locked in. Yeah, and now that he knows he's got her. And now he's got her.

He's taking her money, took a car. Oh, yeah. Can I get that car for the weekend, actually? And he's like, yeah. And she's like, no, so we're going to reverse that. So they're actually a full-blown couple. I'm going to, just because of this song, full-blown couple. And now she's finding out, you know what, this fool don't pay for shit.

He doesn't pay for nothing. He doesn't feel a car. Bit of a moocher. A bit of a mooch. And then what is an obvious next step for that kind of moocher, guy that's taking advantage of the situation to do? He ain't going to say your motherfucking name. He ain't saying your name.

If others are around, he ain't saying your fucking name. Say my name, say my name I love you Kind of shady Ain't calling me baby Why the sudden change Yeah, he ain't saying my name And no one is around you

Say baby I love you If you ain't running game Say my name Say my name You acting kind of shady Ain't calling me baby Better say my name Yeah he ain't saying shit

Because you got yourself a shady one So you showed the booty The guy he was bugging because obviously he had something wrong with him. He finally got your love, and then he was like, all right, let me take advantage of the situation. It's already been taking care of the bills and shit,

and now he ain't seeing your name when he's in public. Why? Because he's cheating on your ass. Wait, can we go back to the bills part of it for a second? Please. Because the chorus goes, can you pay my bills? Can you pay my telephone bills?

Can you pay my automobile bills? I don't think you do. So you and me are three. Wait a second She came in there Sounded like a real independent woman And she was like Oh no no no

This fool's trying to use me and everything And like I'm not down with that We're done Which case I'm with you B Like yeah Don't let that fool like use your car And like not fill up your tank And like all that shit

Was he wasn't using shit It was like that But then She flips it And she's like Can you pay my bills Can you pay my telephone bills My automobile's like whoa

About some independence real quick No she went back can I agree like you're asking for a lot of bills to be paid. Yeah. Can I pay all those bills? Maybe. Do I want to pay other bills? Or is there a 50-50 thing going on in our relationship?

Can we find a line between me borrowing your car and not fueling up the tank and you expecting me to pay every one of your bills, you know? There's got to be a line between them. There's a happy medium there. I agree. But then the medium definitely can't exist in me saying your name. Like, yeah, I should know your name. You're right.

If I'm not saying your name, then that's an issue. Yeah. when you're, I'm in public or with my boys, and for some reason, yeah, you're right. I'm not saying your name. Yeah, a little bit shady here, so, um, but I'm not paying your fucking automobiles. No, fuck that. You shouldn't have got that fucking, uh, Tesla anyway, dumbass. But before we get off of, uh, say my name, can we get to my favorite part of that song?

Can we cut that dumbass part? I guess that was a little deep. Now, fuck that. Don't buy that stupid, ass, expensive-ass car. What the fuck are you thinking? I don't even, if you're dating me, you got an expensive car, fuck that. You don't know, the fucking you buy an expensive car. You spend me to pay for your fucking automobile?

Fuck that shit. He doubled and tripled down. Yeah. All right. I was going to be like all PC, but fuck that shit. You want to be able to pay for her fucking Tesla bill that she decided to get an electric car and there's not even a fucking Tesla charging station within 35 fucking miles of the situation. Go fuck yourself.

Go fuck yourself. Let me hear her double and triple down and say my name. Oh, that's a beat right there. Oh, man. Bada-da-da-da-da-da-mada-a-man. Me-ta-a-d-d-d-a-d-d-tube. All right. All right.

All right. All right. All right. Let's put some lyrics out of it because we sound like idiots trying to... That's how everybody sings it. That's how we all know it. And that's my favorite... One of my favorite breakdowns of early 90's pop music.

I know you say that. I assume things. Something's going down. That's the way it seems. Shouldn't be no reason why you act is strange. If nobody's holding you back from me... Because I know how you used to do. We say everything to me, time too.

Why can't you then tell the truth? If somebody's there, then tell me who. Say my name, say my name. No one is around. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's clearly being shady. He's clearly being shady. Your man's being shady.

I know you say that I'm assuming things. Something's going down. That's the way it seems. Why can't you just tell the truth? If somebody's dead and tell me who, he ain't saying it. He used to say things in a certain way. You know how any energy changes in relationships. Like, no, this ain't the way you normally treat me.

Don't you dare try to act like you're on phone with me? Tell something's going on. This is not how you say, hi, baby. You said, hi baby. And it was a different, hi, baby. Hi, baby. Yeah. Hi.

Oh, hey. I've never heard hi. the entire fucking relationship we've been together. What the fucking... Immediately runs up to two feet from me to be like, wait, how was your day? And you're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You've never asked me my day in a year that we've been together.

You know my day was fantastic because my life is great. The fuck you ask me stupid ass-go-down. That's the way it seems. Should it be nobody's a... Anyways, so, with that said, we are all the way to this man has... What's weird is that she's okay with all of that as long as she says her name. Like, what is... That's all she needs at that point?

What if he was just like... You're giving him an easy out at that point. All right, Beyonce. I hate Beyonce real quick. No, no, louder. Like, Beyonce. You wouldn't shout the name Beyonce if you were dating Beyonce. It took the easiest name to shout ever.

Come on. So, at this point, bugaboo. Quick recap. We have, started off of Boole-Li-Licious. Beyonce and the girls are getting down. This fool started bugabooing. Then he got her ass. She'd lose her breath when she was around him.

And then he wouldn't pay her bills, which is understandable, because she was asking for way too many bills to be paid. She started wanting to pay every bill. Yeah, which is, you know, they need to find a line between her, you're not paying all her bills, but also not barring her car and not gasing her car. So that's to the point where he wasn't paying any bills and now he won't even say her name when he's in certain situations, right? Now he's being extra shady. Now he's being extra shady. So now they're at a point with what she want to do.

What does she want to do now? She's going to go, fuck his dude. Fuck him. He doesn't want to pay my bills. He ain't going to say my motherfucking name. Hey, ladies, round up. We need all y'all to get together. It's time to hit the motherfucking club and get this motherfucker.

Jumpin, jumping. Ladies leave your man at home. The club is full of ballers and their pockets full grown. And all you fellas leave your girl with our friends. Because it's 1130 and the club is jumping, jumping. You know what's interesting about that is B. Be is advising scandal on both sides of the aisle. She's like, ladies leave your man at home, the club is full of ballers in their pockets full grown.

And fellas, leave your girl at home Because it's 1130 And the club is jumping, jumping Everybody go cheat on your fucking person Like, give you a person that you're with And come be free-through There's a significant other in your life Fuck that

The club is jumping, jumping And then the next verse, girls Do he say he got a girl No he say you got a girl Yes, she got a man But the party ain't going to stop So let's make it hot, hot Yeah

She's telling everybody to cheat She's saying everybody go fucking Chear on your man Fuck that shit Everybody go cheat on your lemon And fuck that shit. All about promiscuity. Fuck the relationship that this guy, they had or anything,

and him not seeing your name and bills that he didn't pay. No, that's not what's happening. It's time for the club, and it's time to jump in, jumping. Here's the thing about this. And we know, having known Beyonce in her later career, she's got some scorn in her. We've seen it. We saw the album of Lemonade.

She knows how to hit back when she feel like she has been torched, right? This song, although it's guised in a, like, clubbanger of just like go out and dance when we're reading between the lines here this song is completely built out of scorn for sure because it's all about ladies leave your man at home fellas leave your girl with her friends like this one is about like hey fuck relationships it's all about a club that's jumping jumping that's the thing that matters let's get into it last week and you stay home alone and all and lonely couldn't find your man he was chilling with his homies this week and you're going out wait a second

Hang up. Stop right there. What? Okay. Couldn't find your man he was chilling with his homies. That's a roller coaster of lying right there because, like, you made it sound like you couldn't find your man because he was out doing something scandalous. But then you said he was chilling with his homies. Yeah, but she doesn't say where.

And also, she was saying last weekend she stayed home alone and lonely. Like, she was feeling lonely. You can't go with your men and your boys if your woman's feeling lonely. She has to be content with whatever she's doing. You can't do it. You'd be like, oh, you're feeling lonely? I'm sorry. Go fucking watch a movie.

I gotta go. My boys are kicking it. So, yeah. So, yeah. No, I can, you know. Was there any communication about that, though? I mean,

you know, if they had a Laker bus that they were going to be, that was planned for months in a time. And then she was just trying to be like, no, no, I'm feeling lonely. Like,

she's just supposed to put that shit. And, you know, obviously everything has the circumstances. But for the most part, if like, you're like, all right, are you guys are going out tonight? All right,

let me see my girls doing good. Hey, baby, you know, I'm feeling lonely. You can't go out to night. You're done. You got to watch whatever fucking... You got to watch the notebook.

No, no. The point is, if the girl had told you she was lonely, your then reaction can't be, oh, well, I was about to hit up the boys and just see what they're doing.

Like, you can't then... After. Like, I... Yeah. No, the girl's feeling lonely. You got to stay at home with her. Or if you figure out something with her. So then this weekend you're going out.

If you try to stop you, you're going off. All right, wait a second. Does there not a double standard? So, if you're feeling lonely, and then he wants to go out with his friends He's a dick But then this feacon you're going out

If you try to stop you You're going off So like it doesn't work both ways Like no no no You can't go out because I'm feeling lonely But if I'm going out I'm going off if you try to stop me You know like I don't know

Yeah what if he's feeling lonely Yeah Is there no consideration For the concept of a man feeling lonely And especially because you got a hair done And nails done too And a new outfit in your fendy shoes Tonight you're gonna find the fellas

rolling in the Lexus drops in hummus this girl is saying you know what you got your fucking hair done your nails done too you got a brand new outfit the man that just dissed you last weekend went out of his homies fuck him there's a bunch of homies with lexuses and drops and fucking hummers go suck their

dicks here is my huge issue with this song okay as I'm going through the lyrics I'm fucking finding mad issues it's getting me mad it's getting mad right now I'm getting mad reading this okay no no let me go on the extreme with my can i go off real quick i know but i want to extreme maybe don't suck their dicks just you know

no no no i wasn't going off of what you said up going off what she said disappointed in myself she's saying she has issue with her friend her man chilling with the homies when she feels lonely right okay fair point she wanted to hang out with him he hung out with her homies her response is to get her outfit her nails and her fendie shoes on everything now that's all great but then all she's referencing as she wants to go is the fellas rolling in Lex's drops in holler. Enjoy your girls. Yeah. Why can't you have a girls night?

The only thing you're talking about is all the dudes that are going to be out there that you can go impress with all your nails. Yeah. You know what, Beyonce? Fuck you. Scandalous as fuck. Get out of here. Yeah, yeah.

This is, you know what. Don't we say he got a girl. Yeah, it's who you got a man. But the party ain't. Let's make it hot, hot. Scandalous. Scandless. Scandless.

Oh, man. So going back to the girl. the discography. Let's do a quick conclusion. She's booty licious, partying at the club. No, she's booty lice. The guy sees her, he's bugging a little bit too much, but then he

finally gets her, makes her lose her breath, at which point she tries to get him to pay way too many bills. But he doesn't fill up her, but he doesn't fill up her car tank either, so he's kind of getting her back. But then he goes, you know what? I'm not going to say your name when I'm in public or anything. And she's questioning his...

It's not necessarily that he's not. It's just that she's requesting that she says. And he's not going to say, And because he's not showing that loyalty to her, what is she going to do? Get her nails done. Outfit done. Get a new outfit in fendie shoes. Put some fendie shoes and go see the fellas in the Lexus drops in hummus. Yep.

So then she's feeling herself. She's feeling ready to get all independence. And I don't even know if we had this. No, I think we didn't, but you're right. As you're saying it. I think there's another layer of the story. There's one more song. It's actually seven songs to this discography dissection.

Yeah. it. Destiny's Child got a good discography. Why is that such hard word to say? But you're right. So after all this has happened and she's out with the girls and she's jumping. Catalog. It is now time for her. Catalog was the word I was trying to say.

We could have just said catalog this whole time. That's such a easier word. It's funny to say discography. We're too far down the discography plane. And we're discography dissecting at this point. This is discography. We might say catalog desksksks. It doesn't sound like discography dissecting sounds.

It's got some alliteration. All right. Anyways, she's feeling independent. She's like, I'm my own woman. Okay, I can go out and get my man with Alexis, drops in hummers, anytime I want, and I can pay my own bills, and I can fill up my own tank,

and all that good shit, because you know why? Because all the women are independent know your hands are by me. Lucy knew. I'm wearing. Like how your angels get down like that. Girl like to end how you ain't.

Yeah. That is the discography dissection of the Destiny's Child. Except we didn't really dissect independent women, though. I mean, it's kind of self-explanatory. She's feeling independent. She's independent. She's independent. She's really simple.

All the women are independent. She wants to throw your hands up. And you know what? I remember what I heard this song for the first time. I was like, what a jam. And what a jam for women. If I was a woman right now, I would stand and put my hands up. I still remember I was in high school.

And I was like, That song should live on for years for women's independence. And you know what? Women have come a long way since then. So I think this song set it off. It was Beyonce and Michelle. It was Kelly coming off getting bugabooed. Then he wouldn't pay her fucking bills.

Then he wouldn't say her fucking name. At which point she went to the club and started jumping, jumping. And at that point, she became an independent woman. Yeah. I'm going to do my thing. I'm going to live my life. I don't need this bugaboo in my life. I don't need him paying my bills.

I'm an independent woman And shout out to Destiny's Child And all the independent women in the world And shout out to Charlie For getting your angels to get down like that Because you know what Charlie I didn't know your angels get down like that Which is a random reference

Because it's from a movie, I know Well this song was made for Charlie's Angels I know but that's stupid I honestly think it's stupid When somebody puts a movie reference into a song So that part actually Loans my liking of this song Like Charlie, how you're angle

Why are you putting Charlie's Angels in it? This song, now this movie is 20 years old No one else what the fuck you're talking about when I listen to this song. That's true. I hear where you're coming from. But also, you've never been a musician who has paid some Buku dollars. As you would say, to make a song as their title track. So that part makes it.

It's actually probably what makes this movie live on more than anything else. Because I know, you know, Drew Barrymore is not being remembered for it. Lucy Lou maybe. She's a fantastic television show. I know. She's got way other things. So as Cameron Diaz. Lucy Lou probably, actually.

So what are we going to do with the? slaps and snaps as far as this I was just wondering that How do we slap it out? You know what? I guess we'll do the accumulation of the story Rather than we know

We love some of the songs We'll give different claps Stuff But as far as the Just like How do we slap out Destiny's Child? Destiny's Child

And the story That we have found Through dissecting Their discography That's the key point People So with me I'm gonna go ahead

And go with Three Slaps and a Snap That was a confident Three Slaps and a Snap Yeah Very confident Snap. Watch the way he did it

He was like very sure of it. Three claps in the snap. I liked the story. Can I rebuttal? I already knew you were going to. I was confident in my claps, but you know what? That's why I made the point that you did. Each and every one of these tracks brings back memories is legit.

Destiny's Shil has a certain late 90s feel to it where they were the group. Story aside, the music is awesome. Story in. I got a bugaboo who wouldn't pay your bills. And then she finally left his ass and went to the club and now she's independent. You know what? I like the story way more than it when I initially to do it. So everybody with a Destiny's Child gets four snaps and a bunch of claps.

Oh, four claps and a bunch of snaps. Because you know what? Great story. We found out through your three different albums that you had a story in between. Thank you, Disney's Child. Thank you for your legit music. Thank you, Dark Child. Thank you, all you guys.

Four slaps and a bunch of snaps to Destiny's Child. a shocking amount of enthusiasm just jumped up there out to your first right yeah I realize how much they meant to me in my childhood so yeah it all came fluttering back I'm gonna go ahead and give it yeah three stops destiny's child's cool I liked him I loved Beyonce when it's good everybody grown up loved Beyonce I loved Michelle I actually remember feeling like Michelle was like the underrated because I obviously when I first saw Destiny's Child I still can remember watching him before It was like one of those spring break performances on MTV and I was just like, hey, low key, that tall one with the bleach dangly hair.

Like, hey, that one, that one's my favorite. I'm claiming her as my favorite. And then I like started realizing real quick, like, oh, that's all anybody's looking at when they look at Dustin Shell. Like, Beyonce is the one that, okay. All right, well, then I kind of like Michelle over there. Like, she's low-key cute. Like, I like her. And then I started realizing like she's kind of the one that gets used the least and all.

There was actually one in the original group that had these blue, greenish eyes that I really liked, but apparently she was crazy. She got kicked out of that group real quick. I liked her, too. But, yeah, so I've always like three, let's not look at three slaps like it's a bad thing. But it was three slaps, yeah. That's what I got for Destiny Child. That's what I got from.

Very cool. And the title of their name, can we just give that some credit? Destiny. That was definitely not their idea, though. I think it was like probably Beyonce's mom It was It's destiny

No it's not destiny though It's the child of destiny That's good It's a great name It is a great name It's considering that at that time All the girl groups were like 3LW

And TLC Yeah it was just super like basic girly shit Yeah Destiny's child was a little bit above And they you know what They accomplished destiny Of a multi-platin And you know what

You know who ended up being Destiny's child What was it, Apple? Or what was the name of her child? No, it was fucking Beyonce. Beyonce ended up being the child of destiny. Oh, I thought you meant Beyonce's child. I mean, yeah, I mean, whatever. I think it was like, what is it, blue ivy or some shit?

No, but like, it's an interesting name because at that time, like, yeah, she was like an attractive girl that was like notable and like music. But like, at this point has become just like the queen of R&B. And at that point, she was just child's destiny or destiny's child. you know so like it was actually an a propos name that like laid the foundation for what eventually became the queen of rnb music she's she's reached rarefied air in the music industry and uh that's where it all began with some bootylicious activity wanted to pay some bills eventually learning about her own independence and becoming one of charlie's angels for a movie that people forgot about six months later.

And now they're doing good. Now you can honestly say that Destiny's Child is living the life, all three of them, even though Beyonce took off and did her thing, they're all doing so good.

Smiling at me, get that look off your face. Please don't even cross. Stop being so big. And I hear, always put me down when you thought that you could. I want you to know

that I'm doing so good. Wasn't it to you that said, wasn't it a you that said that I wouldn't make it through. That said, I never make it out of the hood. I want you to know that I'm doing so. I can't tee it.

Thank you for throwing that back in there. Because I'm all about the low-key jams. Oh, that's a jam. They're doing so good. That's that one track that Beyonce decided to tell all the people that hated on her. You know what? I'm doing good. What are you doing?

You ain't doing what I'm doing. I guarantee it. I'm doing so good. So shout out to Desi's Child. Thank you for the music. And shout out to Savage Sam Duncan. like the yo-yo not the donut requesting some destiny's child review because uh we kind of forgot about their existence a little bit let's be honest like we all did we all did a little bit

we all just got lost to the bianca tour but like where to bionza began is where it all began no question shout to sam duncan i got you some extra toasty uh cheese that's coming your way uh appreciate you um that's it cheese can be toast oh they're delicious but um not as toasty as Destiny's child Then not as Tosy as the Dicex DJs DZZZZZZZZ DZZZZZDJs

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