Dramarama - Anything, Anything
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02:03Let's throw it back to the 90s, Jag.Let's do it!With a little group called Drama Rama from 1995.Wait, wait, hang on.Five, four?No.Holy shit, this is from 1985.Do you know that?
02:18I fully thought it was a early 90s song.I always.I just consider this being a 90 song.So this is blowing me away.I should have looked this up before we started.But apparently it came out in November 1st,1985.Holy shock.
02:34Okay.Drama-Rama, anything, anything.Anything.Do you remember the song?I do.It is a very infamous or famouskaraoke song, so I hear itdamn near monthly.
02:48Is it?Yes.Okay.But before we continue,any more we were doing.We are the DJs.I like to...Spree.
02:56It makes it.It's...Rootback.Dissects.Don't forget it.This is DJ Castle.That's DJ Jag.And today we're doing something.
03:03We want to talk about anything.Yeah.Really.And then we really, from that,what I just said,we can literally say anything.You do anything you want?But would you rather do this anything or that anything?
03:14You'll see what we're talking about as the episode continues.Let it play out.Basic concept is,I'll give you anything, anything.Anything.God damn, that drums.I, dude, I fucking love the song, dude.Drum solo is fan fucking tasic.
03:39I'll give you that.The song comes in hard.All right, if you could have anything,would you choose to have free groceries for life?Free groceries.Or free gas?Free gas.For your car.
03:51Free groceries.Question with this immediately comes to my mind.Am I able to buy those groceries or the gas for others?Just for you.I'll say for groceries,Your household.So if like you have like multiple people in your household, they get to embrace the fact that you bring these groceries in.Can I?
04:09But you can't just like then pass them out.Okay.Then I got to go with groceries.Why?Because I can go and just stockpile groceries.I can get a bunch of meats, get a bunch of food.And I'm only driving so far.Although gas, as I'm thinking about it, I can travel the entire United States.
04:27And anywhere I can drive and not have to worry about it and just.roll.Still got to drive it, though.Yeah, I don't mind that.As long as I don't have to pay gas.Yeah, you don't care because you got to drive like two hours.With the economy we're at now, with gas prices at what, $5.50 in California.$5.50?
04:42I wish, dude.I literally just filled up earlier.It was over $6.Yeah, $6.20 where you're at.By my house, it's $5.50, which is that right down the way.But in California, we're the only ones like that.I hope the rest of the United States is still at $4.4.20, 4.Either way, at those gas prices, the fluctuation, but vote is only the,
05:01going to go up castle i got to be honest i'm in a conundrum here stuff on right i'm going with gasi'm going with gas i'm going you have gas for life i'm going with gas i'm going with gas i'm goingable to drive never have to worry about drive it would be nice to not have to worry about howeverthough the world's like fuckery hits like the gas prices and you're like that's cool that's everybodyelse's the problem wouldn't that just make me an evie driver then like i just need what is anevie driver you just don't have you just pay for you don't you pay significantly less to havean evi v car which then you don't pay for gas what is an evy car i'm sorryYou're paying for electricity.
05:33You're electric car.Oh, it's electric car.So you're only paying $5.10 for a full.Yeah, you're only paying $5.10 for a fill-up, which is not nearly.Yeah, but then you got to take it back.I'm going groceries.You got to charge those somewhere.Yeah, but they're cheap.
05:46Cheap to charge.I'm going groceries.I change my mind because I want filet mignon.I want ribbyes.I'm saying a bunch of meat.I want bacon.I want chicken.I'm going.
05:56All the expensive shit.Lobster.I'm going groceries.I change my mind.I change my mind.I change a heart.I'm going groceries for sure because, like, I love filling up my fridge with groceries.When I go grocery shopping because I hate going, like, I'll go hard.
06:09I'll hit up, like, multiple locations in one go.As long as I'm out, let's just hit it all right now.There's no better moment that that moment when you get everything packed into the fridgeand everything's put away and it's like, boom, mission accomplished.Oh, yeah.And there's a thing about me when I'm in the grocery store where I always start feeling like I'm like a millionaire,where I'm just like, you know what?Yeah, that looks, let's throw that in there too.
06:31Throw that in there too.And then you don't really even think about the damage until like suddenly the bill comes at the end.It's like anybody that goes to dinner at like a fancy restaurant, you're like, yeah, throw that in there.Let's get that appetizer too.Throw it on the bill.And then you're like, well, the fuck is all this.Like, but if I could just go to like grocery stores and happily walk the aisles and just be like, oh my God, that sounds like one of the happiest memories I could ever have of just being like, you know what?Toss all that.
06:57And you know what?I'm going to get two.I'm going to get four.So it's unlimited too.Right?Yeah.Oh, dude.I've got to be honest.
07:04Yeah, I'm going there.I'm actually getting sad that this part of the game is not actually.Yeah, yeah.Fuck it.Let's try it.I'm like, what is?Throw it.And if I don't like it, it's throwing out.
07:13Throw it in the bag.Groceries.Groceries for sure.I would actually argue that I would take this whole concept of getting groceries for life over anything else of like clothes or gas or I don't know, whatever.Anything, anything, anything.Does he say?I say because you married me,we should go over the lyrics a little bit
08:20while we're at it.All right, go into it.But before we do,you have anything you want.A million dollarsor ten takebacks.What is ten takebacks?You ever fuck up in your life?
08:31Sure.Have you ever done something?You're like,ah,I shouldn't have done that.Take it back.Ten takebacks or a million dollars.I came up my millie, dog.
08:41You haven't fucked up that much in your life.I mean, nothing like...It's not something you regret in your life.You know,what I regret.I regret not.My takeback is not getting into Bitcoin in 2010.Because had I done that,
08:54now I'm making way more than a million.You see where you fucking up with the takebacks?You see where I set that up or I set you up?It was like,you're fucking up if you don't take back.I'm taking 10 takebacks forever.Wait,but you're using takebacks to be like,
09:08oh,I could go back in time and be like,let me invest in Apple.That's a takeback.Yes.That's not a take back because it was never considered in me to like go invest inlike something i saw it in 20 i was like you guys are a bunch of idiots and then you do it because i don't knowi wish i had a take back all right give me i feel like a take back is like kind i wish i didn't
09:27say that thing to that person that one time that's that take back too that's a take back wish i didn'tlike end that friendship i wish i didn't quit that job whatever like there's a lot of ways you'relike do takebacks you exactly i feel like you're bending the rules to be there's no bending it'stake back no to be like oh i'd be like oh i'd have gone back i would have like done somethingthat wasn't even on my radar.I don't know how that counts.Takebacks.All right.
09:50Well, that's not a take back.That's a go back.I'm telling you,it's my fucking dismay.Yours says,it should say 10 things you could go backin time and do.No,
09:59that's what a take back.That's not a take back.Get out of here, man.Take back.Give me 10 takebacks.He's taking a million dollars.I'm a billionaire.Yeah, give me my millie, dude.
10:06I'm a billionaire at the end of this.I don't need to fucking go and re-litigateevery part of life and do that bullshit.Just give me a millie.I'll figure it out from here.I will fly high,That one. What's the lyrics say?All right. Let's get into the lyrics a little bit because I didn't realize I've always, even though it's one of those songs where you sung a lot, I didn't realize that he said because you married me. And I always thought in my mind, this was. This was a guy who was like trying to get with a girl. Yeah, yeah.
10:32And he was like, how do I do that? But all right. So let's go. Okay, what is it tonight?Tonight. So that's like, all right, what the fuck is the problem this time? Say it again. Okay, what is it tonight?YeahAt least just tell me what the hell is wrongDo you want to eat?Do you want to sleep?Do you want to drown?You're supposed to join me on that one.
10:58Settle down!So this is a guy who's over.You take it off now.Oh, yeah.So this is a guy who feels like he's over his partner right now.Yeah, there is.He's a naggy have for a wife.Okay?
11:10He's like, all right, at least tell me what the hell is wrong.clearly like he just walked in the door and he's likeI felt like we sang it but didn't have the drums behind ityou know okay you wanted you just wanted to give me drum backingyeah yeah you just want me to talk about it yeah as you're talkingthis just gives me some agro rage to discuss it you're giving me likereverb and everything all right all right this is a guy who's dealing with asignificant other he's had his shit with
11:42he's like what the hell is wrong this timeI see it in your eye when I walk in the doorPlease just tell me what the hell is wrongExactlyAnd he's like I'll give you candyI give you diamondsI'll give you pillsAnything you want
12:04He says I'll even let you watch the shows you want to seeHe's willing to give you the remoteAnd this is in 1985When it wasn't like it wasIt wasn't a big dealYou could just like watch whatever programming you want it because like, yeah, she wants to watch TV.I'll watch my show at 10 because she'll be asleep.You had the one time to watch your show.
12:29But she wants to watch Oprah.Hey, married with children's on.I really want to watch that, but she needs to watch her Oprah right now.And I'm going to give you, I bequeath you my remote because I married you, married you, married you.And I'm going to give you all that power along with all the diamonds.and the pills and anything you want,$100 bills.He's literally just throwing case at her at this point.
12:56And you know what?Nothing's ever enough.How long do you think these people have been married?At least, you know, this could start early.It's kind of three to 15 years.There's a thing for sure where like, and this goes both ways.So it's not just on like brides and wives out there.But like there could definitely be a thing where like somebody,
13:55once they feel like they got the rock, they're like, oh, I'm comfy now, I'm in, this is my show now.Yep.You're going to do exactly as I see fit and live the life that I want because, like, unless I'm exactly 110% happy at this very moment, you're going to roll over.You're rolling.So, I mean, that feels like where this guy's at.This guy's at the end of his rope, and this could be like six months.I don't know.I don't know.
14:18Could be.But he's begging.He's on his hands, and he's just like, tell me what I need to do.Give you anything.Anything, anything.You can't have anything you want, Castle.Yeah.Would you never want to see a doctor again or never want to see a dentist?
14:40Who?I'll say dentist because going to a dentist is clearly because, like, oh, there's like a thing I got going wrong with my team.No, you're supposed to see them every six months.I don't know if you knew this, but.Sure.But you're supposed to see a doctor every six months.But I feel like.No, you're not.
14:55No, you're not.Not until you're 40.Oh, shit.Well, I feel like I have more questions that might come up that I'd want to like casually ask my doctor than my dentist.And if I'm being able to avoid either of them based on like, oh, I have this pain here.You'll have, you know, possibly one of the worst diseases, but your teeth are fantastic.I just might want to ask my doctor some stuff.I know.
15:21I might want to have a conversation like, hey, what's going on with this polio virus that's having a kickback not happening yet?check back in in 2020.I don't know.Yeah,you have,you have something coming out of youranus,but your teeth are white.
15:37Hell yeah,they are.I'm picking,you know what?I'll deal with fucked up teeth.I don't want to see a doctor again.If I don't have to see a doctorthe rest of my life
15:44and I'm healthy in my,I'll deal with my teeth.I'll figure out my,I'll go see a dentist.I'll go see a dentist.They'll hook it up.They'll do what they need to do.I'm going,
15:53don't see a doctor.The rest of my life,for sure.Can I give you the real,though?my dad's a doctor and thus kind of my doctorso if I said I don't have to see a doctorI don't ever get to see my dad so I'd rather
16:05Oh you took it to a whole differentYou made a right turn I see what you did thereI'll give you anything DougI'll give you anythingAll right give me oneYou could have anythingAnythingWould you rather have
16:33Total relaxation for the rest of your beingOh shitor total domination in your field,but you never know it's coming until you end up realizing it.Okay, wait, one more time.Total relaxation or?You end up with total domination in your field,but you don't know it's coming,
16:54so you have to stress along the whole way.You have to, like, work that ladder,and you're like, you're struggling,but then you're going to be like, at the end of it,you're like, okay, I fucking made it.Man, that's such a deep conundrum.The other one.That's basically lazy man versus the handling businessman, but the handling businessman.
17:13It's guaranteed that I'll make it with the second one, right?Yeah, but you don't know that.You just said, at some point, I will.But you don't know that you will.But you don't know when it could come.It could come when you're 100.But it will come.Yeah, I guess it will.
17:25I got to go with that one.Okay.I got to strive and hustle.And hopefully it comes earlier.Yeah.But to just sit back, relax, and to be like, in my relaxation,am I still hoping, like in the back of my mind, like, I should have be doing that, but I'm relaxed.I'm fine.
17:42I just feel like this with what you're saying is it more of a content, relaxed, kind of lazy man who kind of has some goals that they would like to achieve but aren't going to put in the hard work and effort to get to those.So therefore, they're okay with where they are, but they would like to be somewhere else.That's why I'm taking with this.But it is legit contentment.It's not just like, you know what I don't know.Like you're actually legit.You get him really relaxed.It could be homeless and just be like, I'm happy.
18:09And you're happy with it.Yeah.You're just like, I love this life.That's not that my brain.I would like to think that I'd be relaxed and content.I would like to, I would like to be that way.But with the brain where I go, it's the opposite.I have to hustle and then hopefully make and will, according to you, make it one day.
18:25I just hope it comes earlier than later.So yeah, I'm going with that one.I'm going to agree.Crazy, right?It feels like almost like you want to answer the first one.I got a good.combination of the both in life where I like to keep myself at a constant relaxed state and I'mpretty good at it but also at the same time it's like you need that stress that you feel in life
18:48that just feels like yeah you can do more there's more it can accomplish there's more out there toachieve there's more ground to cover and uh if I don't like seek out on a mission to like see whatground I can cover with it how am I ever going to know how will I ever cover that ground I'm withyou can have anything you want to do you can have anything you want to do that you want toCastle, you could have, never have to get a haircut again because your hair is perfect.Wait, you didn't do it with a whistle?I had the whistles for the next one.I'll save it.
19:17I have one more that I'm ready.I has a whistle purposely.I actually wrote whistle in it.So you're messing up.Never have a haircut again because your hair is perfect.Or never have to shave again.Well, I can shave myself, but I can't really cut my own hair.so I would take that one.
19:37But like then, can I switch it up?Or do I have to just stuck?You're stuck, dude.Your haircuts stuck with the way you like it,and then but you have to shave.Or you never have to shaveand every once in a way to get a haircut,but you're done shaving.
19:48Your face is.I probably, I mean.I feel like your brain is going.Yes?Wait a minute.But wait a minute.Wait, let me just.You know what?
19:58Well, I'm in a forge the situationwhere my boy Austin cuts me up nicely.He always gives me like really don't haircuts.You guys saw Austin about three episodes ago.He's featured on the Uncut Gems episode.Also an excellent barber.If you're in the South Bay, hit him up.So he really takes care of me in that front.
20:14But I do need to actually take care of my own, like, shaving for the most part.But that's much easier to take care of.So, like, I would just, I would rather just have the hair be, like, settled than I just never have to work.You just shave every once in a while?Yeah, yeah.Because if Austin was gone, I'd be screwed.You know what I mean?And I wouldn't need them for anything.
20:31Anything.Anything.I'm older and I don't play.I found out.Can you go over those last lyrics real quick, man?Because he's talking about her.Dad came in the picture?The dad got brought in ball.
21:36The dad got joined in.Oh, man, you never want to bring family into a relationship.I've done it, and it's always a bad deal because now it's a whole different,a bunch of cards that you're having to deal with thrown into it and have to answer to.What happened?I also love that he throws, I'll give you pills in there.Like, this is a guy who knows his partner.He's like
21:55She likes himHe likes himHe wantsHe knows that she wantsLike I'll even let you watch the showsYou want to seeOkay like fuckAnd you want to do drugs
22:04I got youThis is a guy at the end of the ropeThat is likeI will let youWhatever you need to make this workGod damn itYou don't want to get divorced right nowDo you not want to have to like
22:14Split this whole thing upAnd figure out a wholeBut yeah let's see if the secondLions give it upI was youngI learned a gamethat love and happiness were the same.Now I'm older and I don't play.
22:33I found out the hardest way.I got wasted.She got mad, called me names, and she called her dad.He got crazy and I did too.Wonder what I did to you.I mean, that's...That shit got toxic real quick, dude.Yeah.
22:58This song actually, as you were dissecting, it's a lot more toxic than it was.Like you said earlier, I fully thought it was about a guy trying to get with a girl.And he was like, I'll give you anything.Whatever you want, I'm down.Like, I'll marry me.Please marry me.No, they already married.And they're going through the dromorama.
23:16That's exactly what it is.Drama-rama of their relationship through this.They're getting their parents involved.And he's just like, yo, I'm tired of this.What do you want?I'll give it to you.whatever you wantwhatever you want
23:30I will give you anythingeverything just leave me the fuck aloneI feel like he's what he's saying am I kind of getting thathe never says that in the song but I should be notedwe're getting this from one party so we're getting thisfrom his perspectiveso he's like I can'tgive you anything enough
23:46you're always going to be likeI need more I need this I'm just taketake take take good call on the one party sidebecause yeah because then he saidI got wasted, she got mad, which is like, based on,so you were drinking, mother.So based on, like, everything else you're hearing in the story, you're like, yeah,dude, she's driving you crazy.
24:05You're like, all right, fucking give me the bottle.Yeah, it gets old.And he's like, I can't take it anymore.I didn't need a night where I don't know, my headphones fell off.You're closer to the mic, though.What?You're closer to the mic, there you go.Yeah, yeah.
24:19So then she got mad and she called her dad.What age are these people, by the way?That's a next question.That's a very teens, early 20s.Yeah, that's some teenage shit.If you're doing that shit in your 30s, 40s, you're fucking up.I'll call your dad.And then, of course, he comes in and he's just like,
24:35he got mad.You're fucking my little girl?Huh?You're getting wasted?She deserves everything.And he's like, that's what I've been saying, bro.I said anything.Anything.
24:47Anything.And he said he got crazy and I did too.Dude, did they get in a scrap?I think the dad and him got in a fight.They got to fight.I wonder what we're reading here.BetMGM is an official sports betting partner of the National Hockey Leagueand has everything for the action on and off the ice.
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25:47Please play responsibly. If you have questions or concerns about your gambling or someoneclose to you, please contact Connects Ontario at 1866-531-2-6-00 to speak to an advisor free of charge.BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with Eye Gaming Ontario.You can have anything.You can have anything.Castle, you can gain an inch of height.Okay.But you lose an inch on your...
26:16Or the opposite.Can I just say...No, you can't be like, I like what I am.You have to pick one.You're gaining an inch, and I know it's anything,because theoretically you'd be like,I don't want anything, so therefore I won't have.Say it again.
26:31You get an inch taller, but you lose an inch or your.That's what I wanted to hear.Or the opposite.You lose an inch, but you gain an inch on your.I feel like I'm 6-2, so I feel like 6-1 is, like, roughly in that same region.but maybe six three is a whole other worldI don't even know aboutand you got enough to uh
26:58yeah to lose an inchI don't want to lose an inch on that thoughbecause I feel like an inch couldwill like show up more thereand maybe it shows up a lot more therewith a little extrayeah I don't want to fuck with either one of thembut be honest
27:14I like what I am I'm pretty content in both regionsI like who I am I like what I ambut like I do feel likeI just feel like the difference in inch is much more noticeable in the,both from their perspective and mine, and I'll be like, hey.So a little shorter with a little longer, man.I can tell you this, I don't want to be a longer, man.I don't want to be a longer.
27:40Give me another inch.Lose an inch on it.I'm still exactly where I need to be.I'm liking life.So I'm going there.You're always talking about how you can use like another inch in height, though.I need another inch.If I lost an inch down there, I'd still, you know, I don't want to say I'd be like, yeah,
27:55but I'm okay with that inch down there.I'd figure that out.Give me another inch in sports, in height, in life.I'm okay.I want an extra inch in tallness, and you can take an inch if you need to.I like.I like it.All right.
28:10Any other, anything?Because we're pretty much reached the end of our song and drama with the dad got involved and everything.Dad got involved in the song just kind of petered out.Like, I feel like she was about.to get chaotic.Did the music video give us anything?I haven't looked at the music video yet.We have not working it.
28:24Should we try it again?85.It's just kind of grungy.But I will say you could have anything in life.Yes.If you could have anything, anything, anything, anything.Would you want the experience of being a professional baseball player and hitting agame winning home run?
28:41Wow.Or a professional football player catching a game winning touchdown pass with the toes on thesidelines back in the end zone and everything.Straight up, San Antonio, home.Oh, I like the reference.Yeah.Okay.Or being a basketball game, like an NBA finals game, and you go, hit me with a whistle
28:59right now.Game winning three.Yeah.And you're just like your game was the dagger and it's like boom.This is all like the championship.Yeah, yeah.Let's all say like championship.Or Super Bowl.
29:11Which one of those experiences do you want to?There you go.I got to be honest.Just because of the difficulty and it's apparently the hardest sport and just the, the, the,absolute epicness.All three of them,you kind of reach epicnessand to be honest with that.
29:24Just being in the dance.Doing that,it's going to be the day.Yeah,let me smack that game winner, man.I'm not even a baseball player.I'm more of a football and basketball thing.I know,
29:34but let me smack.The pitcher throws it at me,and I,step up,and he is okay.You get to run around the bases,too.Joey Batista.
29:54Yeah, yeah.And then football, game, everybody kind of hits you.With baseball, you still get to do the run around.Like, you get that little extra 20 seconds of like.To me, it comes down to the getting to run the bases,but also the then the stampede at home plate.Stampede.It's basically with the other two.
30:12The other ones will get like the other two.Immediate stampede.It's immediate stampede.They'll be like, let's go.But like the waiting for you to come to home plate, they're all like,oh, let's go, let's go.I might even walk from second to third.Just walk.
30:27I might even walk.Point.And you just point.You just milk every second of it.Yeah.Because you can talk to.Yeah.I'm going baseball.
30:34I'm going baseball.I think baseball too because it's the hardest one to accomplish as like a feet.And it's a game seven.Yeah.Yeah.And like I love the idea of making that trip from third to home.I think that'd be the best part.However, I will point out that you do it in football.
30:49You get that like five seconds for like an end zone dance.Like you get that.No, you don't.They're tackling you at that point.Ten of the Holmes caught that ball, and it was like everybody was tackling.Yeah, but then you stand up.The stampede happens immediately.But then you stand up with the football and you look at the rep and the ref's like,
31:02yeah, I hear you.And then you're like, oh.And it gives you, the NFL gives you five seconds to be like, do what you want to do.They relax the rules a few years ago.And you're just like, oh, you got.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, just.I'd be like a guy.Like a, like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
31:19And then you're extended.Yeah, yeah, yeah.I feel like.I'm walking from second to third for sure.I'm walking.I'm doing some shit that nobody's ever done.I might even sit on third for a second.Sit down.
31:32What about just taking a nap?Lay down a third real quick.Is there any time constraints with me getting a home break?Because it's going to be a while.Yeah, I think I'm going.That's a good one, man.I like that one.Because I'm going to give them anything, anything, anything.
32:01I got to be honest.I had one.more, but it's not that good.The years was, that was a good one.That got me hype.The baseball, sports epic ending.I got to go with the baseball.That was a good one.
32:11You got any more?Like, if you got one more or two,let's just hit yours out,because mine, my last one sucked.You could have anything.Yes, what else?Would you rather have the ability to controlyour exact level of buzz
32:24or the ability to snap in and out of your buzzat any time and get right into sobriety?That's right.So you could be like, for example, oh, I'm drunk at the bar and like I've wasted, but now I've got to drive home.Well, they got to take the second one then.Boom.You got to take the second.But you can snap back in it, but I'm drunk again.
32:45And then you drive home and you're like, all right.The second one just seems like a hyper version of the first one, to be honest with you.See, I take the first one because I love the idea that I could get the exact.We talked about this once before.The perfect word.Where it's like the exact level like, boom, oh, right now.I'm like three drinks in and a shot deep.And this is like right when I'm like, oh, I'm social.
33:06I feel like good.I feel like dancing.But I'm also like not drunk.Yeah, but you can snap into that whenever you want with the second word.Because you don't know exactly how to get to that point with the other one.You could be like, oh, I'm fucking hammer now.I got way too drunk.You can snap out though.
33:17You could be like, I'm sober.But then you're getting sober before any drink.So now you're like back to square one.So I kind of like it when I can control the exact level and I can just like be there.Like I want to be two beers deep.one shot and a bongedog deep and that's where I'm likedo the whistle you remind me in collegeboom that's exactly where I would have and then you just like
33:40stay there right now all night you know what I meanI'll do the second one and like whatever else I do I'm just likeno I want to be the second oneyou just want to be able to snap yeah snap out because you know whatmy worst times of my life when I've been drunk and thenlike even if I'm in a good buzz and now I have to wait it's time to besober whether I'm talking to a cop or anargument with my lady or like there's something i need to be like nope and i'm sober now there is that
34:04terrible moment i i hate what i've experienced or earthquake or tsunami happens you like you startyou start talking to like a girl and you just hear yourself you're like you're like you sound drunk andstupid right now like you just like have this like inner monologue that's just like right you sound likeyou sound like an idiot you sound drunk and you're like no it's cool i know what i'm doing and thenyou talk more and you can hear yourself and you're like no dude you're fucking stupid and i will have theability to snap right out of that.So I'm going with the second.I'm going,
34:32but you said you're going to control that so you'll know when it is.So yeah,I,it's funny because I want to be able to snap out whenever I need to.I like,I,I,they're both like different forms of manipulation of like the,
34:42the getting buzz process.And I like the prospect more of just being in the exact areawhere I want to be and just like stick it there.But you don't even need to like,do what need to be done to get there.You just are there with a snap of a,but you can't get out of it.Well,
34:57is the normal sober.process you would yes you know i'm going second i want to be able to pop out whenever i need toif there's anything i need to do i want to be able to at any point get out of it you do do anythinghold up did you just say i'll even let you hear the songs i want to sing did he yeah he said thatlet's see record scratch i feel like we just hit a breakthrough where as i said we're hearingthe story from this fellow's perspective she's so tired of his music dude she's she'stired of this fucking guy who's like I'm a rock star I'm a I'm a song I'll even let you sing the songsI want to sing are you shitting me hear the songs I want to sing you hear the songs I want to sing
36:22you did in your mind is that some sort of treasure like dude look at what more can I give you'rewelcome I'm letting you hear the songs that I want to sing what else can I give you are youyou shitting me that's the one that you land on that was like your final piece of the puzzleOf what you wantThe end of the song tooSo yesThat's the last oneThat's the last one
36:44That's the hammerThat he drops at the endHe's like dudeI got nothing outThe last idea I haveIs I can let youHear the songs that I want to singSo if you don't want to do that
36:53I literally got in a fightWith your dadIn the last verseI beat your dad's assYeahThings got crazyHe got crazyAnd I did too
37:00He was wonderingWhat I did to youAnd you know what I didI let you hearThe songs that I want to singYou're welcomeYou're welcomeWhat more
37:09Can you?I give you.But I will say this.You can have anything.You can be a band that has one hit that gets remembered for all time worldwide.Yes.Or you could be the lovable all-time local favorite in your local market in your one town.Fuck that.
37:32Give me the first one all fucking day.For years.And they will, they'll like the statue for you.Give me the first one forever.Give me the first one forever, dude.That sounds fantastic.Everybody knows.But that's the one song that anybody ever want to hear from me.
37:44I mean, your hometown's kind of cool.I guess I could see why, like, you're in your hotel.Like, I'm going to go play a band.Everybody's going to show up like, yeah, we love Jagging the band.Like, I guess that's kind of cool.But, no, man, that one.They fucking.Jagging the band.
37:57There's like 30 of my regulars and stuff.Yeah, yeah.You have a job forever with that one.Yeah.The consistency of that is actually.Give me the one time, go across the country for a year.You want the Mamo number number five?Give me the glue bag.
38:11Yeah, give me the group is in their heart, like one time.The Gautier.Yeah.Somebody that I used to know.Yeah, you want that guy.I want the one time everybody knows me.And I got here at karaoke bars randomly all the time.I'm like, I had a five-year run there.
38:28That was awesome.And then I figure out some other shit that I want to do.Yeah, yeah.I don't want to keep being the same band.I don't know.I can see why the second one is appealing.Yeah.But I'm going with the one-hit wonder.
38:39Because when it comes down to it, are the people that matter most,not the people that are actually, like, around you physically in life.And, like, they all uphold you as, like, this hero type figure where, like,you're a legend.Everybody you see regularly actually.But am I?Nobody else knows you a legend.Nobody else in the world knows me.
38:55Does it matter?But I am a legend if I hit the one hit that everybody knows.Does it matter what the people of Prague think of you or Rhode Island?No, Prague knows me.And they all know me?Yeah, I'm going with that one.Yeah, but they know you as that one song and they may be clown on you for it now.because they're like, oh, whatever happened to that guy.
39:11Whatever happened to that guy.What did you do?That's what you.That's a simple way.It's a simple comeback at all times.Yeah, but then anytime you're on stage,you're all going to be like,play that one song.
39:20Fuck your new album.First of all,I'm done with stage after five years.I'm like,I'm down with that and I'll never come back.That was my thing.And I enjoy it in movies.Which one do you think has more consistency
39:30in making money,like,oh,the second one.You'll make a big bang in the first one.Yeah, yeah.Initially,and then it'll fade.
39:36But with royalties.Royalties.You could like,Big money.Again, even one hit wonders fade, right?Like, it fades over time.You always have a gig for the rest of your life.That's what I'm saying.
39:47I kind of want that.But what if I don't want to do this fucking forever, dude?I just want to do a five year.As long as you want to.Yeah, I'm over that.Give me five.Have you ever had, like, a local band in any of your towns that you grew up in where, like,everybody, like, knew of like, oh, yeah.
39:58Yeah, Roman Alexander in Fullerton.Okay.Yeah.I love them, dude.I actually loved him.Shout out to Roman.Still see him on Facebook.He's a, he's a martial arts instructor.
40:09now and he kills it.But I got to say thatRunning Away song is still in my playlist.Epic fucking song,it's still a song that I use as one of my wake-up songs regularly.So I hear Roman Alexander all the time.I said we clip this and put him in M.M.
40:21M.M.A.who love this.Roman Alexander, Fullerton.You guys had the band.And it was a revolution.That's what it was.The revolution.
40:28The revolution.Shout out to them.Run away.Look it up on iTunes.It's still there.Great song.Oh my goodness.It's a great song.
40:35So yeah.There's stuff like that.Way, good.Yeah.Yeah, dude, I haven't heard that in a while.It's literally one of the songs that uses my alarm clock regularly,so I hear it all the time still.There was a band in Agora when I was in high school that was like the everybody always,
40:49I can't remember their name now.They always talked about them.And I remember hearing people talking about like, yeah, I mean, you know,it's just they are, you get so used to hearing their same songs.And this is original music.Like, I literally were hearing classmates talk about how they were like getting tired of hearingthe same songs getting performed by this band that was a local band.that like made all these songs.
41:10This is kind of a cool place to get to.But have you ever heard of the band name Whoisdank?Yeah.I'm not a perfect person.That's the one.So they were actually from Agora 2 and they were like the slight like generation,like couple classes before me.They were the local band that everybody knew.
41:32And so I heard rumblings of like how they had then broken through,which then of course is the kind of thing where it's like,You see that the band that came a couple years previous was able to make it to like MTV and all that shit.And you're like, well, maybe that could be us.But the truth is, usually you end up in segment two.But I'd say appreciate the fact that your hometown loves you.And they know your music.They know your music as long as you're there.
41:57They are ready to give you anything.Slaps and snaps, these.Let's do it.What do you got?Slap it out, snap it out.Drama Brahma.I gotta say,I fucking love this song.
42:32It reminds me of MTVin my early youth.And this kind of like song.Look at this music video.It's all like grungy and black and whitewith just like random shit being thrown in.You can hear it.And you're always just like ready
42:46to like jump into like a mosh pit.And like,you know,I feel like this is the kind of songthat you'll want to hear likeonce every six months foreverand you're going to be satisfied.So with that in mind,
42:57I'm going to give it up.Yeah.You gave it a five.You gave it a five.Dude,Castle never gives fives.What does that happen?You know what?
43:11I did it because I'm like,I'm tired of not giving five.Yeah,you're,I come up short with a four all the time,but like,I don't ever not like hearing this song.And that's,
43:20to me,I always say,that's what it is with a five.Is the song,if it plays,am I going to be like,fuck yeah,let's hear it right now.
43:27I don't ever remember hearing this songand being like,hey,wait,can you skip it actually?That's the true definitionI'm a five slapper for me.And you know what?
43:36This guy is willing to give him anything.I'm going to give anything right back.Including my five slaps.Jag.Let me rear it.Before I give mine, are you, were you surprised that the song was not about a guy trying to get at a girl?And it was actually a guy already in a relationship?I think I thought that because he says, I'll give you diamonds.
43:56I'll give you pills.Anything you want, $100 bills.And that always made me think it was just a guy just being desperate to get a girl's attention.because that's the kind of shit that you often hear from being like,oh, what do you want, girl?What do you want, baby?Can I get you diamonds?Can I get you get you $100 bills?
44:11I'll give it to you.Just let me hit.Almost like you just let me hit, girl.So you were simping.I thought he was a guy simping, but it's not.It's a guy who's just sick of his wife's shit and he's just desperate to make it workto where she's even having a wrestling match with her dad in the family living room.And he got wasted.
44:28So, you know, maybe he's held accountable in his own right.I don't know.But I will say if you had anything,if you had anything,would you rather have a lifetime supply of tiresor herobo gummy bears?Tires.They're efficient, right?
44:49Yeah, tires.Have you ever had to change tires?It sucks, dude.They're so expensive.Slaps and snaps for me.I'm getting it.It's so good.He made,
45:09I wish it was it,and then I realized how much you did it,and you made it a five,and I'm a lot easier to make five,five,snappers and sloppersit's a great song guysit gets you going slabs dude
45:19I'll get you anythingwhy fight ityou all know it we all know the $100bills parttry listening to the song and not like justbanging your head and like having the whole roomlike do it like you know what I meanyeah and I remember this being a favorite song
45:34of our boy Jayway and his bandthe wrist band speaking of local favoritegroups that's what I was going to bring up toyes Jayway shout out to the wrist bandsour boy Jayway Mike Mooreall these guysthat we went to college withthey had a band called
45:46the wristbandswhere they do cover musicthis was my favorite songthat they would performBobby Koch on the drumstold me he listensshout out Bobbyit's a great cover band song
45:55you said you like hearingin a karaokerightso if they're able to do itthis song gets you hypedyeah yeahand you gotta perform it wellbut you know what
46:03you need a little reverba little just hypea little bit of just likeready to doanythinganythinganythinganything
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