Dissect DJs - Eddie Murphy - Boogie in your Butt

Episode Date: May 29, 2020

We take on a fan request to dissect this ridiculous Eddie Murphy track from 1982 that's as insane as the name suggests. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Dysect DJs. Dys about to buggy in your butt. Eddie Murphy, this is a song that Castle and I have never heard, but one of our listeners, somebody that is one of the first to say they truly love the Dysk DJs and gave a shout out on Instagram.

Shout out to Quad City Chick. Quad City Chick, Quad City Chick. She said that we should do this song. This was a request, and I said, I've never heard that. Castle was like, I've never heard that. We were like, you know what? what a perfect addition to do a song that we've never heard before

and we both love Eddie Murphy we both love the 80s and I'm already loving the beginning of this song I gotta be honest with you. So right off the bat we actually have to point out that this is an Eddie Murphy song who did apparently a musical career in the what mid-80s or something?

Back when Eddie Murphy was like on top of the world when he could basically he was running the comedy game he was doing a bunch of these comedy specialists that were crushing it he had like Beverly Cop going he was running the Saturday Live he was like you know what fuck it I'm gonna take on the music career

and he started putting out champs like this strong 80s feel to it like it just has a strong age but so far I'm liking the beat and uh... I want to go ahead and thank you once again Quad City this is for you

and let's hear what Eddie Murphy got to say that might be as 80s a beat in the case I ain't put no buggy in nobody but that's nasty man what you're talking about putting bookings in the people's butt throughout your mind or something to do the jab with something like that well step aside my friend I've been doing it for years I say sit on down open your eyes and open up your ears say put a tree in your butt put a bubble bead in your butt put a collack in your butt put a big rock in your butt

say put some flea whoa where did this song just go first of all came in with a strong 80s Phil, bogey I don't know what just happened Your butt Which I like Got me ready to

Like what does happen He started yelling at me With 80s aggression Real quick What was any of that Did you pull up the lyrics Yeah I didn't put no boogie in nobody's butt

That's nasty man What are you talking about Who was asking him to do that I don't know man Out of nowhere That were the first lines of the song So immediately I want to be

wonder, was this entire track made as a response to somebody asking Eddie to put boogie in his I don't even know. I don't understand. I don't know, but that's nasty, man. Yeah, yeah. And then he is putting boogie in people's butt. Are you out of your mind or something? Can you go to jail and do something like that? That's what a far as long word. Man, what a crazy beginning. Can I be honest? Go ahead. My initial... I mean, I hope you're always honest with me, Castle. I always am. And my initial honest reaction is, I kind of want to bail on the song. It sounds like a song that I'm like, it's not going to get back.

I think the initial beat that we heard is as good as it's going to get. And it's only downhill from here. The fact that he just began the first verse by just screaming about how he doesn't want any boogie in his butt, I'm good. I'm out. I'm like, I don't know. Did Eddie just spend some time in prison and like he's like yelling at the microphone and this is a period of time where he's too much of a star for anybody to be like, yo, you don't probably want to put this out there.

But I don't know. I got to be honest. I am, the whole time this song he's been playing, my butt has been boogey. So I don't know what your problem is. In your butt. I say start to sneeze. In your butt. I say put a tin can in your butt.

Put a little tiny man. In your butt. Let me make it bright. Wait a minute, man. He's putting a lot of things in the butt. A lot. The thing is going in the butt right now. Okay, so he's, all right. Just say the words. Say the words.

He put a bumblebee in your butt. He put a clock in your butt, a big rock in your butt, some fleas in your butt. Start to sneeze in your butt. All those things actually just got said in those. Put a tin can in your butt. He actually just said all those things. Put a little tiny man in your butt. Okay, well, I don't even know what that's supposed to be.

Like, what could. Could that be? What else could that be? Other than like an action figure. Well, put a light in your butt. Make it bright in your butt. Right. I don't, exactly. This is why I wanted to bail on the song.

Put a TV in your butt. I'm still standing with my decision to bail on the song. However, at the end he saves himself. 30 seconds in. Put me in your butt. No, he doesn't save himself because he just threw 19 things that doesn't need to be anywhere near anybody's rectum. Put me in your butt. You're about to say.

See you dancing over there. No part of me is dancing right now. I ain't put no trees and nobody's butt, no bees and nobody's butt putting nothing. You got to get some kind of money because it don't sound like the kind of, I'd rather golf to be perfectly honest and put something to somebody's butt. It's truthful. What? What is Eddie? Eddie just goes out, man.

He doesn't want to, he's just telling somebody he don't want to put no trees. no bees. You don't want to get paid for doing this. He just, for a random way, he starts talking mid-track.

He thought he could get away with everything. You ever feel like you're in a conversation with somebody and you're just like, oh my God,

I'm like, I'm like way too deep in this conversation to be able to get out immediately, but like, I only want to get out of it cleanly as possible.

That's how I feel about listening to this song. Like somebody starts talking to you about like, yeah, my dad, uh, he's in court right now,

for like this murder trial and you're like oh shit i didn't even want to talk to this person about what beer they're drinking but now i mean this conversation you're like i am stuck that's kind of how i feel about listening to the song i'm just like eddie has spent the first what minute and a half talking about what kind of things could go in butts and uh i don't want to explore any further i'm like i'm just i'm trying to back out can i back out nope get ready I do it when big bad he just rock right do it put a case in your butt and say put a metal case in your butt and say put a man frown in your butt and say put a clown in your butt and say sit on down in your butt and say put up moat in your butt put everything in your butt just oh my goodness he's putting everything in his butt i don't know how this man's fitting so many things in his butt

i don't yeah i don't need you middle case a face a frown a clown down down boat. Did I hear a mint coat? A mint coat. Okay. Everything. He's putting everything in your butt. Wait, none of the... Okay. Why, I don't know why he's so infatuated with a butt in this kid?

Like, why would you want to put so many things in a butt? Like, things are supposed to go out of the butt, which is shit. Why did... Why did nobody... Maybe if he likes some butt play, then, you know, do a little of that. But then you don't need to do all this. I got to say, there's no way that this song is made by somebody that doesn't like butt play.

Like Eddie likes some shit in his ass That's all I'm getting out of this Because he made an entire song Eddie was a free Oh wait a second now Do y'all get paid videos for doing this Putting their butt and all that stuff Really?

It was this $100 bill I get to keep this $100 dollars If I be putting stuff in people's butt Really? Let's step aside Put on the telephone All right wait a second Did I just

hear Eddie say like, where is I? Are y'all asking if I'm really talking about putting all this stuff in people's butts? Is that what I just heard him say? Yeah. Putting the butt in the butt. Yeah, dude. Because that's literally been the entire song. You haven't...

I get to keep this $100 bill if I put all this stuff in people's butts. It's not even like we have misinterpreted what you're trying to say. It's literally the only thing you've said at this point. And it kind of makes me think back. Because I don't know. where else I go with this like delirious times

yes I think of Eddie's delirious set when he must break the record for the number of Fords he's 6 5 I'm 5 2 he literally like watched Eddie's delirious set where he's like wearing like a thriller

red vest type of get up he literally breaks the record for number of times you could say the F word and not the F word you're thinking and his whole and he literally opens with like oh I got a rule nobody's allowed to look at my butt

nobody's this gay allowed to look at my butt and like it kind of starts making me wonder like why were you you ever like come across somebody

who is way too over the top like oh are you calling me gay are you think I'm gay wait wait wait who's saying I'm gay are you saying I'm gay Castle it's called

Extreme Deny because you supply Put our telephone in your butt Say put some dust in your butt I say it's a mask in your butt I say

Pizza cross in your butt say you later in your butt okay can we stop for a second

I just needed a break from all that let me tell you everything we have in our books no I don't I don't need to hear the list

real quick telephone no it's fine yeah a bunch of pizza pizza another telephone

there's multiple telephones there's multiple telephones somehow there's two telephones somehow there's two telephones a dinosaur a radiator

you got to see you later in your butt alligator money it feels real funny Okay Alright Yes

See why does he know that Okay I don't think he wrote this though I I I okay well There's no way somebody else Eddie Murphy

Yes There's no way Anybody else Would have wrote these words I know Like I this This is the first one That's like

Kind of living me speechless Because I'm just like There's literally nothing Are you ready to No I know There's probably Another two and a half

Months only 30 more seconds. Want to finish it? Yeah, we're too far at this point. Let's finish it. Ten seconds. Oh, they brought on a horn. Castle.

I lied. It's still going. Yeah, no. Actually, it is turning off. Apparently it was put a quarter, put a penny, put it down, put a nickel, put a tickle, put it. There it goes. Okay. Okay.

Um. Put some, he, now he's gonna put some grass, shot glass. Hmm. I gotta be honest. Eddie Murphy. Okay. All right. Boogie in your butt, ladies and gentlemen.

Let's just jump to the ratings. Where do you get that? Where do we stand? Bougar in your butt gets a, uh, let's go ahead and give it a. I'm gonna take that back. I'm gonna give it a one clap with a bunch of booty clap, booty slaps. I'm gonna take that back. I'll take that back.

one clap you get to one clap I'm supposed to ignore the fact that you give it clearly like a five or six clap before that that was that was one clap with a bunch of booty slaps because it's a boogie in your butt

so I was tapping the butt you get it that's why no yeah yeah yeah okay this is my this would I give it alright what is that

they give it it sounds like dollar dollar Bills. Taking a dollar bill out of somebody's asshole. Because this fool told us that dollar bill in your butt. So you took the dollar bill that he put in

somebody's butt and you just took it out as your rating. That's a shot class out of your butt. That's me taking that. This is all, I'm going negative. Okay? There's no claps here involved. This is just me pulling things out. Okay? Oh, that's me taking a

cocktail out of your butt. because I need to get things back in my life as a result of listening that song. I don't know. There's so many questions I have as to how this piece of music actually, first of all, I got recorded. It feels like a bet that Eddie Murphy lost or something that he owed the mob, where they're like, hey, either you pay us $55 million, or you put out a song

specifically about shit that people would put in their butt and all the things that you don't want your butt but maybe kind of do because you're singing an entire song about it like there's no way that I can understand why this song was made if not for Eddie having his life being threatened by a mob that's the only way I can understand how the song got made.

Castle just took Dollar Bill a cocktail and what else did you take out? Like an entire shock glass Oh and a shock glass Yeah

out of a butt So that's the And I'm the only Other person here Where do you think Those things Came out of Ladies and gentlemen

Give me that cocktail Damn it It's really not good To put the stack In your system Right All right I honestly

Honestly just want to be done With this song because like everything about it was super uncomfortable. Well, thank you, uh, Quad City. Quad City, I love you for the love. But I don't know why you put us through this. I don't know why you do.

What did you do to us? Can't understand. That's why we never heard this song. I can't understand why you were even aware of the song. How do you know this song? Yeah. How do you know this song? We should have brought her on to actually explain what this was because that didn't.

I feel, I feel worse. Yeah. I feel like I need a shower now after listening to that. And Eddie Murphy has better than that, too. I know he does. And it is Eddie Murphy week. Is it Eddie Murphy week? Seriously?

No, I guess not. I guess you're not there. I don't know. I don't know if he earns him a week. I don't know if he earns a week after all that. Well, we do know. His girl likes to party all the time. Do we know?

And let's be honest, that track is above and beyond this track. That was not a song that should have ever seen the light of day. Okay. I didn't know he did a track like that. Okay. And just for the record, that was below zero collapse, okay? Holding a dollar bill out of an asshole. I believe that's the lowest, I believe that's the lowest rating we've ever had on.

I don't think there will be a lower ranking. There might be. We will keep it on the board to see. That's definitely lowest at this point for you. That's the lowest ranking that we've made. That's not my lowest ranking. That's mine. So far mine was Dance Monkey and then this one.

That's, no, I beat it. Okay. So that's on the board. It's a little bit to it. At least this had a good beat to it. It ruined it. You ruined it by making the entire song literally only about what could go in somebody's asshole. Which most of them can't.

You can't put it radiator. None of the things. None of that. Like Eddie, why are you? I have so many questions. Fortunately, Eddie's alive. And I'm on now Google search his explanation for this.

I wish if I ever meet Eddie, that's coming my first question. I asked him. But yeah, we need to get out of this. Okay. Once again, shout out to. Quotsidy Chick for giving us this song, but it sucked. What are you doing to us right now? Come on. All right. Well, with that said, Castle, you ready?

Yes. Very ready. Let's get out of here. Next! I cannot believe how bad that was.