Dissect DJs - Happy Gilmore (1996)

Episode Date: August 3, 2025

With the newly released Happy Gilmore 2 hitting the streams on Netflix, Episode 141 takes on one of our most formative comedies of the 90's as we dissect the Adam Sandler classic - Happy Gilmore! We break down all the legendary moments of the '96 comedy, discuss the career retrospective of Adam Sandler, the best and worst sequels of all time, funniest movie death scenes, kick around a few fan theories, run through the epic soundtrack, and determine what we believe the overall message and theme of the movie to be. Gilmore, Happy is up NEXT - FORE!Video Podcast: https://youtu.be/XWudk-v6XFM Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

to set set, DJ, DJ, DJ. We are the DICEG DGs. I'm Ryan Castle.

Joining with me as always is my partner in crime. DJ J. DJ Garcia. Wicked, Wicked,

Wigna, Jack in the building and who you know we got. And once again, joining us our favorite movie coverage guest, Jason Mellebouiac.

And it's good to be back. New, new day. New Corner. The new digs. Hey, Jay, wait. We made. Hey, Jay, wait.

We made it. And who are with the DJs who like to? Spin it. Mix it. Throw it back and dissect it. And today, we're throwing it back to one of all of our favorite movies, 1996, the one and only happy Gilmore. Which apparently coming out with a brand new part two.

I heard that. I heard that. Sequels coming out apparently like now. Yeah. Like at the time. Today or tomorrow or something like that, I guess. So that's why. wonder why we're doing this exact episode.

Marketing at its best. You know what we're doing. Come on now. It's all about timing, baby. It's all about timing. So Happy Gilmore, one of my all-time favorite movies, really appreciate the fact that they're finally like making something out of it because there are a few times where I actually feel like making a sequel in the deep future would work.

But this is one that I'm like, I'd be signed off on immediately. Bring me all the happy updates. Chubbs. No, there's no updates with Chubs. The Shooter McGavin. The Virginia, whatever her name was, you know. I think the name you're saying, but we all remember this movie. This movie was something we all kind of grew up on and we're like, what are we watching?

Do I like golf? Do I, I don't know, but Happy brought a new element to golf because golf has always been one of those things where it's like, it's peaceful. You've got to be quiet. And he was like, no, no, we're going to make this. Happy disrupted the whole process. And I feel like it's something that was needed in golf. Why hasn't there been a guy that came out and did this? It's not illegal.

It's just you got to follow the way. You got to fall out of it. There should be a happy. We needed a happy all along. Right now, we did it happen. I would still love to have a happy in the golfways. It would probably get me way more invested. We had a tiger.

He was cool. He did the, you know. Yeah, but he didn't disrupt anything. There was a tiger on the prowl at some point. He's hibernating now. He's a little injured. Yeah, yeah. He's a little injured.

But let's start here. Do you think that this movie created 30 plus years of Adam Sandler in leading roles that would just become accustomed to? It definitely helped. It definitely hit. I feel like he had a couple of other movies prior to this. He had the Billy Madison, which is a little... It was a little childish, right?

They had a weird movie called, like, boat, like on the... What was it? Overboard. Overboard, yeah. That nobody saw, and I'm sure... I've never watched it. I've just seen the cover at Blockbuster, and it just feels like, I don't need to watch it. Yeah, don't get me wrong.

I know the title, but I did not watch that really. I felt like I knew that that was, like, a stay away from the beginning. But I was ready for that question. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We just got to be ready. We stay ready around here. And he was in Airheads. He was a third member of the airheads.

He was the drummer. Even though that movie was absolutely ridiculous. I loved Airheads. We're not talking about that today. That's a different time for a different era. But yes, did it provide us with a bunch of Adam Sandler movies for the next 30 years? It definitely gave him the boost that he needed to be able to provide all the ridiculous movies that he was able to do over the last three years. So I'll say yes.

I'll say yes. I'll agree with that statement. I agree with it. I agree with like the first half that you said is like Billy Madison was the catalyst. Yeah. And then that kind of said it. Yeah. You think Billy Madison was the first thing to?

Well, yeah, definitely set him up. And then of course, set him on the right path. And then of course his appearances on Saturday Live was really his initial introduction. But I think that maybe along with Jim Carrey, nobody has ever had a better launch to the first few movies of their career than Adam Sandler that really just set them up for, You could do anything without fail for the next several decades. Let me just first throw up back to this. Do you think Happy Gilmore is actually Adam Sandler's best movie? Let's go there first.

What a deep. Do we not talk about this? You should have asked me this prior. All right. We'll come back to that because I at least say this because it'll make the point that I'm trying to make. I feel like without question, this is Adam Seller's best movie. Without question? Yes.

Wow. Coming off of Billy Madison, then he makes Happy Gilmore. Then he makes Wedding Singer. So we first knew him from Saturday Live, but then he makes three banger movies, and America just falls in love with Adam Sandler. And he can really do no wrong from that point to, like, eternity. And he's able to get by with making multiple movies that are like...

Ridiculous movies. He had... 50 First Days was pretty good. I enjoyed that movie. But then he had the one where he was a devil kid or whatever, and then he had a big daddy. Little Nicky, Little Nicky. Little Nicky was ridiculous.

Then he had a big daddy. with him and a kid pissing and shit. What was the one where he was like a foreign hairdresser who like worked for like The Zohan? Zohan, dude. What? And like the blow dryer and then yeah. The pelvic thrust.

Yeah. Then he had Jack and Jill and Chuck and Larry. Like he was really able to just feast on the first few movies of his career. And like I said, I feel like you follow the Jim Carrey model because Jim Carrey's first few main role movies were all bangers. In like one year he came out with Ace Finney. Tura, the mask, dumb and dumber. And he was just set.

And then Cable Guy came out to that. Cable Guy sucked. He blew it. He went off the fucking edge with cable guy. But it didn't matter because he already had like established himself as like, America loves watching me do these movies. They're all funny. And I could just go ahead and coast from there.

And I feel like if we look at actually Adam Sandler's career, if you go look at his S&L work, he was beloved on that show. But I would just say, go back and watch it. And tell me what Adam Sandler did. that was actually like really funny. Yeah, he was a third character. He was just charming. He used to do the update stuff and he would do those songs, which I would actually argue.

You say a song? This is one of the songs from. We're going to slowly go through the entire Happy Gilmore Challenge track throughout this entire episode. So get ready, people. I don't know what that was. That was. Carry on Wayward Sun. All right.

You don't know it from the movie. No, but all you did was actually disrupt the entire point I was making with songs that were not actually sung by Adam Sandler at all. Sorry, I was just throwing on the soundtrack of Happy Gilwin. Maybe a little bit more decorum in how you do that. You could find a good time. I thought you said song, I threw on a song. Yeah, because I was saying that Adam Selle used to sing songs in the update desk. Hence.

Like Slopby Joe, Slop, sloppy Joe. Well, that actually goes back to the main thing that actually works for Adam Sandler is most of his best appearances on Saturday Live was actually just like, I'm going to stand here and let Farley just cook. He's going to do 98% of the funny thing. And I'm just going to be the straight man standing around, you know? But a lot of his songs were actually kind of annoying. He'd be like, turkey for me, turkey for you.

And like, I swear if you did that now, I don't think it would have the legs that it had back then. He'd go on there every Halloween and be like, I'm crazy spoon man. I got a spoon on my forehead. How crazy is that? And like he would do the same stick every year. And that was, I pretty much did the whole joke. Like, that was it. That was it.

Let's say your sloppy Joe real quick. Wear this net on my head. Cause my red hair is falling out. I wear these brown orthopedic shoes. Cause I got a bad case of de gout. You're right. His songs were like, he just came out with these stupid comedy songs that were kind of like he ran them lyrics with his guitar and made it, you know.

It was kind of just most of his. songs I mean and I used to love the CDs because they had really funny sketches it was never for the music but the songs were mostly just like I'm singing in a goofy voice I'm gonna do another rhyme that says something with this noise like he would just do that was actually pretty good he did a great job impressioned that I could make some Adam Sandler music and then he would just like strung like basic chords and a guitar get this guy guitar over here that was kind of his whole like music stick and he would do that on SNL all the time. And as you just heard with what you were playing, the crowd would just

laugh at everything? They loved it, man. What do you say there? Like, I have red hair and I have a hairnet on my head. And like, everybody was like, ha ha. This guy is cooking. It's so good. It's cooking. You know, we can't see this, you know, Saturday Live. They might have like a laugh cue or like an applause. They definitely do. It might have said like, like, laugh. I've been. And they're like, it does. It does have that. He said hairnet. That's ridiculous. That's exactly the lunch ladies have. But the sketch ends up working because Chris Farley ends up dancing around and he makes the whole thing work. So great. So a lot of his S&L success was very much dictated. I think that he was just surrounded by some really great talent, namely Chris Farley, but that actually then gets him

these movies. And I always love Billy Madison. I love Happy Gilmore. Those were the original two that I then, of course, everybody in our age range just loved both those movies. And I will say this. Back in those days, we used to actually compare those two movies, like, which one's better? And we used to have a hard time being like, I don't know, I love them both. They both have such funny parts. Having watched those back, like, as an adult, happy wins. I feel like it's a knockout bloat. Like, Happy Gilmore is such a funnier, more complete movie.

He's such a better, rounded character. Billy Madison is a lot of just, like, Adam Sandler acting drunk, and it's funny because he's so stupid. There's a big penguin randomly. and I hate you penguin. It's too hot to us here. Penguin, yeah, it's a lot of him just acting like an... The first, like, 15 minutes of that movie... That's not, think about it. It's actually, I'm laughing.

I don't think about it. The first, like, 15 minutes of that movie is literally just, like, Adam Sandler acting like an idiot, because this is how he imagines a drunk person would act. It doesn't age nearly as well as the comedy and Happy Gilmore. So I think by far, Happy Gilmore was the funniest, full, complete movie that ever did. I think Wedding Singer was an excellent follow-up, because that was even more of a mainstream, great rom-com movie.

And I don't think that he made anything nearly as good as either of those movies for about 20 years. It wasn't until I've seen some recent stuff. Wait, man, you're like 50 first dates? No, it's an annoying premise. I've seen it just gets annoying as you keep watching it. It's literally built to annoy you. It's like, oh, the girl just keeps forgetting stuff. And the idea that these, her family would literally like repaint all.

wallpaper. Repaint a wall every single night just to be like, well, it makes it easier on her. I don't know. Try a little harder. I couldn't get through it. Yeah. I'm not a big fan of it. I'm going to apologize to my wife right now.

She loves that movie. I'm like, I'm just going to be on my phone over here. I go to sleep. But let's not sleep on the water boy. I think that movie is pretty fucking funny. I know we've talked about this. He's not a fan. He's not a fan.

It's not nearly. I like Waterboy. I don't like Adam Sandler's role. Anything for 20 years. Well, I thought he was so much funny. here as happy then as what was that Bobby Boucher? I feel like happy was like more of who Adam actually is. Exactly.

Which is what carried him. That's my point. That's what carried him because he's actually the best part of everything Adam Sandler brings to the table in this role. He's lovable, but he's also got a quick switch to be like I'll lose my shit and I'll like just go over the top. One of the things I love about the opening package of this movie with the soothing sounds of what we just

open up with it. Leonard Skinner's Tuesday's Gone, which I think is just the perfect theme. Like, there's a few songs that I could think of that better encompass a movie as like the theme of the movie, bringing it in and leaving the movie with it. That song would not slap nearly as hard if I didn't associate it with Happy Gilmore. I don't think. I'm sure there's a lot of Leonard Skinner fans. Unless you were 70 and you grew up with, you know, they would like love that, but I forever hear that song and I associate it with this movie. And I actually think the intro of this movie is done perfectly because you got the home video immediately you're told who this guy is what his backstory is from his love from hockey how that gets passed down how he makes how he makes

anything look like a sexual connotation that's that's adam sandler's humor immediately getting like brought showing you all the jobs he has with like janitor broom and the nightstick for the cop and all that stuff the nail in the head which randomly shows up later in the movie yeah he not take out the nail got to take out that nail but he left it in for like mr. Larson, come on. How long has this been? Just walking around with a fucking nail on your head? Even, like, going back to when he's a kid,

like we get explained so much. First of all, where the love of hockey comes from, which, by the way, his mom, absolutely the right decision to walk out on his dad. Fool was, like, literally not taking his eyes off the camera. I remember going to a Dodger game when I was a kid with a guy who was just like, oh, no, I'm so hardcore Dodger fan. And he literally watched the whole game just like,

I don't know, don't talk about. Focus on his pitch. And I was just remember thinking, like, All right, so I appreciate your fandom, but at a certain point, you got to realize you suck to go to the game with, right? Like, you need to, like, lean forward to watch every pitch just to make sure you're really, like, dialed in. Did he have, like, a headphone with, like, AM radio? Or the notes? Have you ever seen the guys of the notes?

He might have. Yeah, yeah. Oh, no, taking a score. He's a score. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, the box score. The box score. Like, I was a single to first.

I was a six one. It's K, backwards K. I hate people like that. The next game I go to, I'm going to me to do that. And people are, you taking, like, box score? You don't like baseball? It's good. Game's actually kind of boring me a little bit.

Yeah, but like she does, waves the hand, and he won't even look, look up. And it's like, your wife is leaving you right now. Okay, you got to blow it. All right, she's got. Loves hockey, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it. So that's where he gets it. And he talks about his love of hockey, and he loves the Tasmanian devil.

Terry O'Reilly, who actually looked up, real hockey player, and he looks like this. So the camera. Well, yeah, I'll throw it on the screen. I want you guys to see. If you looked up hockey player in a dictionary, There he is his picture is right next to it. Zero front teeth and he's smiling about it. And I was looking up other information and I saw that he incited a ride once.

He like got in a crowd and like started fighting fans. I would expect nothing less. Yeah. So that's- He was missing not only his front two but like front four teeth. All the front teeth. He was happy with it. It's like back when I used to live across the street from North End and the Kings would always go there.

You always knew the Kings players because they were always just smile. Not only were they missing their front teeth, but they were like happy to show everybody. They wore it like a badge of honor, just like Terry O'Reilly, who wasn't the biggest guy in the ice, but he feared no one. Just like me. Just like me. So then we get possibly the funniest death in movie yesterday because, first of all, whose angle are we getting as his dad's like, oh yeah, look at the ice? The puck gets shot directly at the camera, and it cuts right after the funeral. I wanted to go live with my grandma.

Yeah, my childhood was going great. But life is full of surprises. After the funeral, I was sent to live with my grandma in Waterbury. So I actually have a question for you guys. Hit me, hit us. Is that the funniest death? Hard thing to pull off. But is that the funniest death in movie history because of the way they cut right from

Life is Full of Surprises. And we're going to jump to another movie. I have one for you. I'm just going to share real quick because I laugh every time I see it. But the other guys? That's the first one I have written. Bro. The other guys, I love how the movie starts.

Two of the biggest movie stars in the world, I would have never thought they would be like, aim for the bushes. There was no awning in that direction. The Rock and Samuel Jax. I love how that movie begins by looking like this whole movie is about these two guys and their badass crime fighters. Am I wrong or do they not play, There goes my hero. They sure did.

Aim for the bushes. The way the camera follows them all the way down and it just like, Special Forces Zipline. These guys are pros. You're thinking what I'm thinking? Aim for the bushes. So that's the first one I had on my list. Funniest death.

I actually think that's number one above this one. I also just happened to watch this movie for the first time last week, also involving The Rock. Have you ever seen the Reno 911 movie where they go to Miami? So there's this part where the Rock comes out and he's like, he's supposed to teach them. He tries to grab the grenade. Yeah, he's supposed to like teach him how to handle a grenade.

It's like the one seat he's in. So you think he's got to. got to be a big part of the movie. The grenade falls out and he's like, that's okay. I still have 10 seconds to handle it. And I'm a professional. And he goes to pick it up and he just like kicks it. And then nothing but blood.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's his only role in the movie. So both of the action two movies, both had the rock in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's talent, very talented, very talented. You know what? You got to respect the fact that he's able to take himself like not so seriously to do that. Stephen Seagal would never.

No. He could not do that. I got one more for you. All right, what's up? It came to my head. Dodgeball, Patches O'Hulahan. That's a good one. Oh, my God.

The casino light. The luck of the Irish falls right on top of him after he's going to go get some hookers. Tomorrow, we're going to pecker slap those Globo Jim bastards. Yeah. You really think we can be global gym piece? As long as we got patches, we got a shot. But anyways, immediately the next thing we see that not only does he then have a rage about him when he's like, is that kid right there just stole my party blower.

Look at me go. After my dad died, I developed kind of a short fuse. That kid right there just stole my party blower. Instead of asking for a fact, I felt I had to belt him in the head a bunch of times with a hammer. Look at me go. I always made my apologies worthwhile. That he's, like, giving him a cake, and he's giving him a back rub and stuff. So I immediately learned with this perfect background song,

that Happy grew up without a mom because she left because his dad loved hockey too much. Without a dad because his dad died from an unfortunate accident watching hockey. But that's why he has a passion for hockey. that he also has rage, he also has a sweet spot to him that's like he actually really does like want to like be nice to like care for people. He just like has a rage about him. And then we also learned that he holds the two coolest records in hockey history. Which are most hours in the penalty box and he was the only one that take off his skate and try to stab somebody. Which record do you think is more impressive? I'm going to go skate because you know you got to keep people

on their toes, you know. You got to be on the ice a lot. I believe that's called the That's what it's called in hockey right there. I want to see a banner. Marty McSorley, eat your heart out. Somebody have a banner that it like upholds in the rafters. Happy Go-Mor. Only one to try to stab somebody with his ice skate mid-game. That skate is probably worth something now too, actually.

And the scene forever lives in my head where he slams the guy in the head, and I forget what he says right there. When they cut to the now? Yeah. Don't you ever try to touch my puck? Yeah. And we jump right to the now. They're like tryouts and they pretty much let everybody on the team accept him and like two other players.

And he's like, hold up. What about me? And they're like, oh, are you not on the list? Better look next year. I don't even want when they're like, oh, we called your name, right? At that point, I remember as a kid being like, yeah, just lie to him. Like that, you know, I think you did. I'm just going to saunter over.

No, but they laughed. At Happy? They laughed at Happy. You're going to be fucked up. Why did Happy not know how to skate in the first place? You spent all of your life? I tried to learn how to skate for like a couple months as a seven-year-old, and I got a pretty good grapple on it.

He was shot at 21. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And why did those coaches, when he fired the puck right at their glass? They didn't even flinch. He didn't have a hell of a shot on him. If he could aim that thing, like the guy from Mighty Ducks, I think he would have had a chance. What was his name again?

Fulton Reed, everybody, Fulton. So good. J. Way is always on. Further discussed in our episode on Mighty Ducks. It's actually crazy. I'm just realizing this is our second episode discussing hockey. Yeah, hockey's not really that big of a sport. This is more of a golf movie, though.

And guess what? It's a golf movie. That's right. That's right. That's right. Let's get into that. What's the next thing? Before you do, another song from the movie.

One, two, three, four. What scene was that from? I forget, but it's on the soundtrack. That album cover, though? Show them the quick clip of the album cover real quick. Wow. What were you guys thinking? My goodness.

Wait, what band is that? Oh, do you want to see it? Look at this. Real quick, because you're going to throw that on. The fucker of these guys. Sam the sham and the fair. Likes. All right.

Bold choice to make your entire career band's image about... I don't even want to try to say what that is. Are you guys from Egypt? No, we're from... North Carolina. Yeah. All right. What's the next questions you got for us, Steve?

What's the next... I just wanted to carry it through. So basically then, happy, he does not make the team. He beats up the entire team. as a result showing a real Terry O'Reilly's spirit in him. Then he comes home, and I just have down, Happy's girlfriend might be like the shittiest display of a girlfriend in movie history. Like, clearly there's past issues with them.

She's for sure sick of him as like chasing a hockey career when he doesn't even know how to fucking skate, which I understand and she has full reason to do that. But how is that their breakup moment? See you later. Hey, can you just stick around? I kind of had a rough day. Bye.

When are you getting back? Never. And he's like, when are you coming back? And she's like, never. And he's like, what? And she's like, bye. Like, how is this how the conversation is being happened? Oh, she was done with him.

That should have been an argument that happened months ago. And like, why was she even still there if this is how she's reacting? Well, I want to know. Do you think that his song that he sang to her on the intercom really got her back in the past? Like, maybe she came back and he was like, I want to kiss you on. And over and over again. Maybe that worked in the past. Like maybe he was able to, you know, do that?

It did. It did, right? He was like, I'm going to get her again with the... She had her mind made up, though. She's like, you know what? If this guy walks in with a fucking sandwich or whatever the fuck, I can't do it anymore. If she was that out, she could have left a note.

However... I was think it would have gone over better. However, little Asian lady was outside... Dan, dun... To the light closes in. To the night closest. Okay, don't do it with the reverber, but I'm sorry. That's too much.

It's probably still a side about it in mind. Then the little Asian woman comes in. How horny was that Asian lady, though? Hey, hey, hey, hey, you want breakfast? You know what breakfast? That part is such a classic. That is like one of the most classic scenes. But can we actually think about how horning this lady is?

Like she just is walking by. See, first of all, just a random little boy, Well, looking at this intercom, this guy's singing some kiss songs, and her thought is... I could get in on this, huh? She wakes up, does her thing. Cut that. Got that. Wakes up, and she gets in his jersey and is eating cereal and his apartment, just crazy.

Like, what? I ask you guys what your favorite quote is, and the first one I wrote down is, hey, you know what on breakfast? Classic scene. Everything about that five seconds is so funny. I love that he wakes up. With one shoe on, one Timbalin, immediately gives a call, jumps out of there. She comes back in his hockey jersey. I remember watching this as a kid and my aunt was at the room.

And that moment when she runs out there, like she lost her shit. She was laughing. Your auntie did? Yeah, yeah. She was laughing so hard. She thought that was the funniest part of the movie. All right, sit tight. I'll be right over.

My scene was jumping forward way to like the middle of the movie would be go to your home. That's your home. But go to the hole is your home. That stuck out to me as a kid because the guy had just preached to him about, you know, hitting the whole. Kevin Elylin. Kevin Eno was like, the balls. His bags are packed. He bags, bags, ready to go.

He wants to go home. Classic. I don't know why that stuck out to me. It sticks out to me. But I say that to this day, like, whenever I miss something, like, go to your home. What about you, Jay? Dude, I might even stay on Kevin Neeland. He had a great feature and doing the bull dance.

I have that written down, too. Feeling the flow. Working it. Working it. And it's just tone. He just delivered that so perfectly. Just a great feature. I'll come back to the other quotes,

but just because we passed another one, and that's one that I've used so many times in life, is just, damn it! Is that goal regulation size or what? I've said that so many times when I've either missed a shot on goal or even missed a shot in like hoops

and like, is that rim regulation size or what? Perfect. Comes up too often, so, yeah, that one always lives on for me. All right. I will say this is a movie's, filled with quotes. I couldn't, like, I have two written. It's so many. It's not even like the poignant quotes as much as just the random moments like what we were just saying.

That's what we live for. Those are the ones that like live on the most for me that you see probably get most quoted. These three guys here we live for those random moments. Yeah, yeah. Moving on in the movie. Next subject, Steve. We talked about this earlier. This song very synonymous with Happy Gilmore, but this is, this is the Mighty Ducks all the way. Well, forever think of this is the Mighty Ducks and this movie have a kind of a... The only two hockey movies I could think of. It's not a hockey movie.

It's a hockey-adjacent. I know, but it's hockey adjacent, and I can't think of it. I know Slapshot was a thing. I never really watched that. And like Goon. A lot of people. I didn't even know what that is. Oh, yeah.

So for... That movie sucked. Our childhood, these are the only movies that are hockey Jason at all. If Happy's grandfather built the house with his bare hands, as Happy says, once the tax guy, Robert Smigel says that he's got to take the house. He's like, you know, I understand my God. grandfather built this house with his bare hands. That house didn't have much longer to stand anyways.

I got to say, an old man built that shit with his bare hands. People are able to build some immaculate things with their hands. I think you're discounting how well made the house. I question the structural ability after several decades if grandfather actually put it together brick by brick. They didn't say how long it took. It might have taken like 20 fucking years ago. It would have been.

I would rather have a construction company throw that together. With that said, the house was sold at auction. for $350,000. Man, what a time, depending on what state, it could be a little something. What state? Do we know what state this was?

Can you do like a tier right here? I don't know if you can do like a... Yeah, because if you're trying to get that same house in California, you will be in a straight ghetto. I don't even think you can get one. I think in banning California, you still are paying $450, if not more. And that's for banning.

Beautiful this time here. Is it? I don't even know where it is. It just sounds like a far city that I'm probably not going to find myself in. Baker, might have a no shots at the people of banning i don't i'm sure you guys have a just more of the properties that are there off of zizzix road as you're on the way to Vegas there might be a property you might be able to get for 350 and that's that's zizix okay

but it's doubtful now that you put it in that context banning feels like one of those cities that you come across on your way to Vegas absolutely nobody ever stopped except for you go to gas station and to get chips before you you know continue yeah yeah and you make sure windows are rolled up and you lock your nose what and you Just try not to think of the movie The Hills Have Eyes. Don't look over there. I once saw a woman with missing her arm and one leg. It was opposite arm.

Her right leg was missing and her left arm was missing. She was just on the side of the road. But she was balanced on a gas station. Oh, okay. Yeah, and she actually was, you know. I'll actually applaud that. That's a... She was hopping along.

Impressive balance. I was trying to do it like sitting down. I can't even do it. I say hit up Gary Glitter for that. Yeah, got you. Give her three chairs. By the way, ladies and gentlemen, If you have not noticed, we are on YouTube, we are on Spotify, we are on Apple Podcasts.

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There you go. We'll fucking Happy Gilmore that shit straight to you. I want to get to the part where in Happy actually learns how to drive because he learns his grandma's getting kicked out of his house. And we got Will Sassau as one of the movers and he goes out and finds them golfing, right? Okay. I remember that part. Will Sassow has the worst golf swing on record that I've ever seen.

Show it real quick. Cut the golf sissy crap and finish up in there. Relax. Think of it as a way to enjoy your grandma's possessions for another half hour. Oh my god, you gotta hold of that one. I'd like to see you try it. Yeah, it's not as easy as it looks. Sorry, ladies, I'm not the golf and type.

I'll tell you what. You hit a ball past my ball and we'll go straight back to work so you can watch your precious hockey game. Give me the stupid club. Yeah, that was really bad, wasn't? That was terrible. And then he has the balls to be like, I'll tell you what, if you're could hit your ball past my ball, which was four feet away. He shanks it about eight feet that way, and it's like, all right, well, yeah, give a shot. But then Happy smacks it 400 yards to the next house, hits the guy in the head, hits the lady off

the top of the house, she falls down, like Happy has a smack on his ball. Can we be real? You hit that guy. Can we talk about the accuracy too? Yeah, smacks. That seems right down the street. It doesn't go right. It doesn't go left. It's. arguably more impressive than the distance. He gets him right down the middle of the street. It goes through trees. Like, he doesn't get stopped. It hits trees.

Like, he has some velocity behind that ball when he's going. And throughout the movie, let's be wrong, he hit a hole in one. And he was like, I should just try to do that every time. It was way easier. I should just do that every time. I think that's the only hole in one he hits, except when he's a subway candidate. Talk about a hole in one.

And then from that boy, it's the best subway, you know, because he was much better than the previous. Subway's ad placement is some of the best product placement I've ever seen in any movie. They're featured all throughout. It's the best way possible. Like he wears a Subway shirt. Subway is on the Caddy's bag that he carries for him. Even at the beginning when he's like, hey, I came home.

It almost just kind of feels like I feel like Adams Island just like Subway. Considering that now we're in an era where Subway is doing anything and spending no expense. We lost so many stores. To try to get you to forget about their previous spokesperson. Yeah, who was that again? They're throwing Charles Barkley at it. They're throwing Steph Curry, Tom Brady. They're like, I feel like Megan Rapino, just Simone Biles, like every professional athlete that would cost a fortune.

They're throwing all of them be like, no, look over here. Look over here. Forget about what we did the last decade and a half. He even wore a subway t-shirt to what's his name, his trainer's funeral. What was his trainer's name? Chubs. It wasn't his funeral. That was just the golf tournament.

He was at his funeral. He was at his funeral. It was the golf tournament. They had a little display for him. Okay, he also wore it, and you could look back at this if you liked, because I just got done watching it. He shook the empty hand of Chubs with a subway shirt at the funeral. Subway is throughout this.

Maybe it was just because they shot it at the same location, but it's clearly the same tournament that they're already at. And that's why he's shooters there. And he's like, congratulations. You kill the legend. Dude, can we talk about a shooter real quick? Wait, wait. It's like people only do things because they get paid.

That's just really sad. You don't have to throw mine in there, but you should cut that clip in there. The ultimate product placement moment ever. Maybe I'm wrong on this one, but for me, the beast doesn't include selling out. Garth, you know what I'm talking about, right? It's like people only do things because they get paid. And that's just really sad. Subway doesn't need to spend all this money on all the top athletes now.

Literally just use the commercial that happy shot, which I love, man. Because if you ever been to like another state and you watch like their local TV, like that totally reminds me of like mid-90s local commercials. Every time I would ever visit my family in Ohio, that's like all the, they'd be like, hey, I'm Sandy Alamar from the Cleveland Indians. And if you need to get your guests, look no further than Marathon. gas station, you know, like, they would always just be like the most verbatim script and they read and that's exactly what I got vibes of that. Talk about a hole in one. Yeah. You got like five

channels in that hotel. Yeah, exactly. Go to the shooter question. I know you had a shooter question. I do. All right, we could jump to shooter. Shooter McGavin. I love him. Is he the greatest sports movie villain of all time? Now, I'm going to say real quick, I'm going to jump in here. I don't think Shooter was a villain. It was Shooter's time. Shooter had been going through the ranks. There's a part of the movie where there's three other guys with a jacket on, and he's like, he's my next one to get it.

And he had been working. He had been, you know, at every tournament, winning. It was his time to win. And out of nowhere, Happy comes out of nowhere. And he's like, hold up, this is my time. And all he's doing is protecting his possible legacy of trying to be a shooter. Now, what he did the, Mita said, the ninth hole, at 7 o'clock, little rude.

Like, that was a little messed up to do that. It would appear so, wouldn't it? That was a little messed up. But when they had the argument, stay out of my way. Listen to what I say. And then he was like, why don't I just eat some hay? Or just lay by the bay. I just made.

And eat some caves. Yeah, that scene as a kid, I laughed, repeated, laughed. It was the greatest scene. It was a perfect kid scene. Like, this movie is kind of adult-ish with a lot of the things you do. But that scene specifically, that seems specifically made me Bob Barker's in this, dude. This is adult specific. Like, nobody knew who that was except the adults.

I would argue that any kid in the 90s who stayed home from school at any point knew who Bob Barker was. Because it was pretty much you either watched him on Price's Right or you watched Sally Jesse Raphael. Maybe a little Mori Povich or Jerry Springer. By the way, I was on the prices, right. Yeah. But he didn't get to meet Bob Barker. I rolled a dollar on the wheel. That's right.

Wouldn't it be hilarious? Now, we haven't seen the second move that the new sequel just got released, but wouldn't it be hilarious even the new one? He gets in a fight with Drew Carey. They have to throw him in there. I'm sure they thought of this. This is a simple thought. I don't think Drew Carrey could fight like Bob Barker, though.

They'll make it happen. He's from Cleveland, Cleveland Rocks. Cleveland does Rock. Oh, nice. I will counter your shooter was actually not that big of an asshole thing by bringing a series of things Shooter does that makes him a complete asshole. And I'll ask you which one you tell me. What's the biggest asshole move that Shooter does in this movie?

Go. Number one, when he first meets Virginia Bennett, Julie Bowen, and she's trying to introduce herself as the tour PR director, and he immediately interrupts her with, you know what would be great if you'd get me a Pepsi. And not only to follow that up with, oh, miss, doesn't say her name,

Diet. It's like if he sees a woman start talking to him, his mind goes to like, well this woman's here to serve me. So why don't you go ahead and get me a Pepsi before you talk about all that professional mumbo jumbo. So that's one. She was the one that they sang this song, right?

For Happy Gilmore, anything. That's a bony driver. Kind of brings that whole scene. He makes it for him. He's just lip singing the old time. Friends listen to Endless Love in the Dark. All right, so that's one. He starts his entire introduction in the movie

with his back turned. Like it was some big cameo that he could present to everybody Ladies and gentlemen A big surprise for you Shooter McGavin How long was he standing back here? Was he just, did he like go on stage? Like they're going to freak out

The nine people in the crowd right now Are going to be like, what? Is that shooter? What about taking the house? I have that written. You outbids, Happy's... Significant, by the way. Grandma's house.

By the way, it was 275 was the bid And he pushed it all the way to 350 in one call. That's crazy. That is not good bargaining. That is not good. He was just trying to stick it to happy because he knew he could out spend him. Go 300.

He was beat, but he pushed in that extra 75,000, which is crazy. Then he tops it off by saying, or I burn down the house and piss on the ashes. That's right in the conversation for Biggest asshole move. He makes that awful joke about, you know what else would be impressive? A golfer with an arm coming out of his ass. He says it like it was something like, oh, fucking nailed it. Did you see that? Yes, nice show.

He just got a hole in one on a par four. I know, I just said I saw it. Oh, I hope he wins. He's a publicist dream. I mean, a guy who can drive the ball that far, oh, he can really draw a crowd. You know what else could draw a crowd? A golfer with an arm going out of his ass. Going back to one of my favorite lines was when they asked him,

Hey, did you see Happy hit the hole in one off a par four? He was sorry, I was too busy winning. Have that written down? Classic. He fires his caddy. for suggesting a five iron and he decides to go with a pitching wedge, which... He does fantastic with... It wasn't even like he gave him a bad recommendation.

He even gave the recommendation a shot. He was just like, oh, you know what? My recommendation worked, and he's cool with firing his caddy for that. And saying that he called playing for chubs. A little sensitive subject there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, man. He's really good at poking happy.

Let's go ahead and push that red button. And then, of course, does the whole ninth, a hole at 9 p.m. on the green, which is a little gamesmanship. You know, it seems like something that, a little rib that golfers pull. But I actually got a little list for us and involves Shooter McGavin, actually. That is top sports movie villains of all time.

So obviously we got Shooter McGavin, arguably biggest asshole in golf history. If you want a villain, though, I have one quick villain that you guys will appreciate. Oh, shit. What you got? Aside from Shooter McGavin, who is, he's a villain.

He's an asshole, pompous. Disagree. But I love the confidence. I love the, he's witty. Shooter. Being witty. Jack Parkman from Major League 2. He's on my list.

That guy? Great villain. Does not put up his hand when anybody wants to high-five him at their home run. Arguably be the most dick move I've ever seen done on a baseball field. I'm the only real winner on the team. The rest of them are losers, either by choice or by birth. While dressing like Stephen Seagall in the post game. Yes.

Nice jacket. I'll go ahead and just give the lyrics on my list. Then I also have John Crease and Karate Kid. Oh, yeah. Sweep the leg. Sweep the leg. Judge Smales in Caddyshack. I'm a huge Caddyshack fan.

That's deep. Yeah, yeah, it's a deep cut. Bud Kilner, Varsity Blues. Clubber Lang, Rocky 3. And then, of course, you've got to go Yvonne Drago, Rocky 4. So. Good list. You guys vote who you think is the biggest sports move villain.

I would say, of all those people, as far as assholes go, Shooter and Bud Kilner in the finals for me. Judge Schmales, he's up there too. But you also watch it back in a, as an adult and you're kind of like I actually get where some of this rage is coming from like Rodney Dangerfield was fucking horrible to him. He had

so many fucking maniacs which actually Shooter has grievances to be mad about a lot of this movie like all the chaos that's surrounding golf and the course he's talking about I saw two truckers having sex in the woods how am I supposed to chip while that's going out like yeah that shit shouldn't be happening

there also shouldn't be like people doing beer bongs at the... They should though. This is where I have to disagree. This is where golf loses me. It's boring. I know all you guys are a bunch of fans like, hey, have you, have you been shooting lately? Have you just get up for 5 a.m.? For your opening shot? I can't stand golf, okay? I can't stand it. Okay? I need action. I need movement. The fact that you got, everybody gets into it. You guys hit a ball and then you got to do like, all right, let's go walk to the ball and hit it again. This is boring. What are you people doing

with your, but you know what's funny is that all you guys get a dick and you guys love it? And I can see him out of his head like, yeah, I like that. I can't wait to do it again. Get out of here, dude. I can't stand golf. It's the stupidest game. It's not a sport. You're not athletic. Maybe you're accurate.

Maybe you're, you know, good with a stick. But you can't, like, actually, you're not running. There's no sweat happening. Like, I don't even, this is terrible. I hate this sport. I'm disappointed that so many of my friends and colleagues and everybody and rich people are like, you got to be good at this. No, fuck that.

I hate golf. I'm just going to say I'm not disagreeing with you at all. Yes, you are. I'm just terrible. golf so I'm not gonna hate but you love it but you like going but I I I know I've never I haven't played a full 18 and forever I went to the driving range recently and I to your point they literally have a sign that says no happy Gilmore's and I'm like this fucking is an actual sign they actually say that it's on the rules no happy Gilmore's no loud music no profanity you know

leave me no weapons that's why I really enjoyed that recent scene of the hockey guy beat the shit out of the guy where he just like was like talking shit you did that recent seeing that came in like two weeks ago oh yeah okay on that note i made a whole video uh there was a the golf fight did you see where guy gets thrown in the river that video is one of the greatest things bang bang bang those him like all the way the guy keeps coming what's the he's a hockey player i'm i'm gonna air a quick grabbing of the shirt is like clearly clearly this is all in together i'm gonna air quick social media grievance as a result as soon as i saw that and i saw him get thrown in the river my wheels got spinning as a content creator i

I was like, you know what? I need to actually redo this and have Bob Barker's head on the guy punching him and then his head is happy. And I even made the other guy that came in be like the homeless caddy guy. I didn't show it real quick. I'll show it in the right here. It'll be down there. But like the annoying thing is I put that on my social medias.

And then you find this out sometimes when you like create content. Like there's sometimes they just decide, no, I'm not going to have it. We don't like it. We're only going to let like eight people see it. And we're just going to lock it away. and then we're just not nobody's going to say and you can't understand why there's no explanation or reason for it but they're just like they're just going to keep that one underground all right and uh yeah totally just reminding me of that fight like it was the second best golf fight we've ever seen because it's

the second golf fight anybody's ever seen i would like to see another there is no way that you could have been as bad at hockey as you are at golf all right let's go you like that old man you want a piece of me I don't want a piece of you I want the whole thing Now you're gonna get it Bobby Can I give you a fun fact on that Yeah I know you have a fun fact about it I have a great fun fact on this

So I heard that they originally wanted to cast Ed McMahon Ed McMahon Ed McMahon? Ed McMahon? Yeah that would actually I could totally see that They wanted to cast Ed McMahon He couldn't do it And then they were like

This is Adam Sandler telling the story I heard this today And he's like we didn't know who would want to do it They're like if Ed said no I'm like, who are we going to get? So they reach out to Bob Barker and Bob's like, basically, yeah, sounds good to me, but I need to win the fight. Amazing. I also heard they wanted to have him get a stuntman, but he was like, I don't need a stuntman because my neighbor is Chuck Norris.

So he had Chuck Norris fucking training Bob Barker on the lead up to this movie. And I would say, did not know these facts. He was so ready. I'd honestly say that that Bob. Barker's cameo in this movie, he gets toe to toe with Happy and ends up taking him out. Beats his ass. I would say best cameo in any movie that I could think of. I didn't even come up with another camera.

No, it's his only one and only appearance. And from that point on, anytime I ever watched The Price is Ragged, it made me love the show more because he's fucking awesome. It's just the way he walks away. I think you've had enough. No. Now you've had enough. Bitch.

The air punch is. on the walk off and then the fact that they then continued that rivalry through the years i don't know if you ever saw at like some kind of benefit award show they redid a whole sketch between the two and they did like a whole fight in like a hospital room again like i did not know that it's amazing like you need to watch you know what i think price is right is on now we could watch that love the host it's just so funny and not crotchety and angry you know what else is great about Tell me. He's worked 25 years and never had to do the lobap-a-wock-woo voice.

You know, like a desperate idiot. How nice, could you, Bobby, huh? This soup is too hot. Now you're gonna get it, puppy. I think those balls would have been a lot lower. Hey, I need that. I'll get it back here. Oh!

Ha ha ha. Oh, no. Oh, no, Bobby. No, no, no. It's not over yet. It's not. I can't let you die on me. I'm sorry.

Come back and let me finish your ass. Oh, oh, oh no, no, no, no, no! No! No! You're truly number one in my book. Oh! How many fucking asparagus did you eat today? Oh, it is now.

If you're going to have, like, one movie credit to your name, like, I don't, nobody could possibly do it better. With that said, I need more fights in golf. I need more beer bongs in golf. I need louder. I need cheering. I need, why can't we cheer? Why do they need to be quiet when they're hitting the ball? We should be as loud as possible.

This is, let's change the sport up a bit. If you made this a little more, or at least, at least one of the majors should be fucking just, and then, you know, have to deal with the out. outside circumstances to do it. And then everybody would come and like, turn it into like a party PGA. Let's do that, man. Huh?

To your point, I believe it's called the, I believe it's called the waste management open. Look that up, dude. Yes, that does exist. Yeah, yeah. That basically, I think you would have the best time.

I need to be there. That's what that is. Yeah. Sounds fantastic. So next time we'll be shooting live from the waste management open. Fuck, yeah. Let's do the,

an episode of Caddy Shack from there. Let's go ahead and go back to this question that we touched upon at the beginning is, do you think golf could use a real-life happy Gilmore? 100%. Because I vote yes, actually. 100%. I need a guy throwing his stick. I need a guy beating up the caddy.

I need a guy telling people to go, no, let's make some noise out here. I need that. For me to be involved in golf and want to watch, I need that. He needs to be legitimately good, though. He can't be, like, happy where he has no short game and he just, like, blast the He needs to be like actually good, but like not give a fuck about the traditions and customs that golf has. But he actually needs to win in order for that to actually like matter and for him to actually get the traction. Let's be honest, happy he would have gotten thrown off that tour fucking a weekend.

Like he does so many things. There's even one point when he just shucks his putter and the caddy just catches it. And I was like, Caddy just saved him from potential manslaughter right there. Like he's so he just hacked it. I don't think that should be allowed, like play to the rules, but they definitely need a happy ASAP. Can we let all athletes to do steroids too? I'm like so poor that right now. Oh.

Especially golf. Do you remember Barry Bonds? It's getting more golf steroids going on. Barry Bonds was the most incredible hitter I've ever seen in my life. They could not throw to him because he would guarantee knock the ball. Sammy Sosa. I know I'm talking about baseball right now, but if you, and I think Tiger was actually doing steroids. There was like a meme out there.

It's like, let's just see what like the human form can really do. Yeah. And I'm like, I'm tuning in. I don't care if it's fucking racquetball. And they're on steroids. Guess what? We're watching racquetball. I'm watching racquetball.

You know how hard those balls will get hit? Like it's smack. Pickle ball. I need any kind of ball. Steroids. Steroids. When I think of like a golfer potentially bucking the trend, I don't think it's that egregious to imagine.

Like if you think about like what Dennis Rodman was to the NBA in the 90s, he was so. He was his own entertainment. Yeah. And he was so. against whatever, like, the league wanted him to be. And it wasn't even just the hair dye or the tattoos, but, like, sometimes he would just ramble, like, take his shoes off

in game, kick cameraman. He would do, like, wild shit that, like, literally just made him seem like a loose cannon. But guess what? He was always efficient on the boards. He was always an important player. I don't ever remember Dennis Robin getting 20 a game, but he was... He averaged 20.

Rebound, yeah, maybe. 20 rebounds. Point is, he was efficient. He was efficient. He was efficient player. That's a terrible shooter. That could be an important part of a championship team. And because of that, everybody was down to put up with his bullshit. So if we had a golfer that was good enough and actually fun like happy is,

he couldn't be an asshole like shooter. If you were actually like fun and people really want it to root for you, I think that there's room for it. I might start doing subway again. Show up wearing sweatpants and timbulins to the course. Yeah, like the closest right now is probably like John Daly. But if you like pull him up, you could probably pull a picture. That's not what we're looking about old school daily.

He's all old and white, but he still kills it, but he's like just wears a bunch of stuff and smokes. Boring, I need some action. He wasn't really good enough. And yeah, his problems kind of outweighed his abilities a little bit. I think we had like a Bryson DeShambos. You say, we'll talk about him. But he, even he's like pretty buttoned up. Like what does he do?

Like just make some YouTube videos or something? We could use a real guy who like really tries to like buck the trend. I'd be here for it. It would get me watching golf more. It's there for the taking. So, yeah, whoever wants to pull that up?

All our friends play golf and you think you're good, wear your hat backwards, you know, sag your pants a little bit, eat subway, drive a fucking Volkswagen onto the fucking course.

I'm with you all 100% that 18 holes is a long time to play golf. I don't, I like the driving range. Anytime I've ever played 18 holes, which, you know,

it's not often, I don't really go. Like, I'm always like, nine feels good. I think I'm good with nine. Maybe I got like a few more in me, but like every time

I've ever played 18, You get like halfway through the back nine And you're just like, fuck, dude, I don't even care I don't even know what my score is I stopped counting a while ago This golf cart is The only thing that I'm enjoying right now Like you gotta keep being like

Fuck There's nothing worse than that moment When you slice it into the woods And then you gotta like go follow it I'm not doing that And then you slice it again You're like terrible Doesn't matter and you're hammered

Because everyone I know You have to be Apparently it's good time for bonding And networking You're like, go fuck yourself. I don't want to be here right now anyway. But you know what I would do, and they need to come up. Another personal hot take.

What we need to do is a miniature golf majors. Like, let's get some professionals. He can probably have that. Where? On the Ocho maybe? Sure, yeah. It's, there's professional. I don't think it would bring some action, man.

I don't think it would be as fun as you think it would be to watch. I think it would be. I think I didn't go that. I feel like I've seen it on, like, ESPN, the Ocho. You know, I've seen a professional pillow fighting and, sorry, professional pillow fighting. That has come out with a lot of people. Professional Pilipa. It sounds very Filipino.

But at first I was like, this is actually pretty sick. I'm going to go ahead and watch a couple rounds. And after like the third round, I was like, okay, I kind of get it. I remember seeing that on wild and crazy kids. They did it for like a round. Nice pool right there. Nice pool. And that was all I needed.

They did like one round of it. I didn't need a whole bracket. I needed tournaments. I saw professional pop a shot on the Ocho. Like some of these, they seem like they'd be fun to compete in in a professional level. but I don't need to see professional mini golf. I think I can play it. Maybe if they were at that course,

because that course rocked balls, dude. It actually looked up like where that course is. Where he beat up the clown. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's in British Columbia, which is actually where this movie was filmed mostly. Oh, they went all the way over there for that? Yeah, and it was called like...

Funland. It was like Bob's Funland. I don't know. That was Newfoundland. Sign note, just sticking with Chubs real quick. Three scenes that stick out with Chubs. One, when you first meet Chubbs, and he's training the young lady at the shooting range.

That's good. Good shot. She's just terrible. She's barely hitting the ball about four inches ahead. The other scene where his hand gets beaten up by a truck always crack me up as a kid. And then the final scene of when he actually dies, he literally just falls backwards out of a window.

And then they had that one guy that's saying at the... Fucking Lee Trevino. Yeah, Lee Trevino, he just goes, no. And then they skip out of him. of it that must have been a big scene but like Chubs made me enjoy this song that was awkward window we've only just begun shut up happy don't feel bad about me I got my handbag see he also can play piano with no hands shut up happy don't feel bad about me I got my hand back see

So let me get to my Chubbs theory. This is my hot take, okay? Are we sure that Chubs is, hey, actually good at his job, be maybe not a bit of a sociopath? Now, I fucking love Chubs. He's like my favorite character in the movie, maybe other than happy. Carl Welles just has that such like a teddy bear. You just want to love him.

He's a great teacher. I love him in this movie. But let's just go through some of the points. All right, hit us. By the way, I wore that hat two episodes ago, three episodes recently on our Whitney Houston and me and Mrs. Jones episode. I have no idea what you're talking about. I wore the hat, Chubbs's Hat. Should it worn it for this one.

We got a bunch of episodes for this. Go check us out, Dysak DJs. All right, let's go through some of this. Hit us. First of all, first time we see him, as you mentioned, awful golf coach. Terrible golf coach. This lady's probably paying him a fuck ton of money. He's just staring at his program.

Because he's a legendary, mumbling, like, there you go. Yeah, you know, he's just breaking her money. He's like, you're going to suck. I'm not even going to bother, like, you know, teaching you anything. That's it. Yeah.

All in the hips. So he's robbing that woman blind of her golf lessons. Then he's continuously ready to jab his hand into anyone knowing that it's a giant two by four with fingers carved out of it, right? Constantly using it and just poking and prodding. And then when it gets crushed, he puts it out to like shake hands as though it's gonna uphold and you know he's like oh boy it's like why did you even try to shake hands with it when it's literally still got like a wet blue on it like

good hand for your hand yeah yeah yeah yeah so many different possible a better prosthetic concept out there yes i just i do like that it's like it's hilarious he's like clearly holding it it's like a foot longer it's like just so much longer it's just like arms in the jacket like this the whole time i also heard that he possibly they made it a prosthetic fan because his character in the predator got that hand blown off so it's like maybe that's a little easter egg maybe that's him maybe that's him maybe he's actually still that guy this movie goes deeper than a dog oh it does i got another fan theory for you in a minute and then he carries a fucking loose alligator's eyeball around with him in a glass jar at all times radio can put it in anybody's face he has to show what he did

I mean, I get it. I would do the same thing. If I took an alligator's eye out, you would keep it in a glass case? I would have that at all times. Like, guess what I did. Think about it. If you're like single, what a great technique to like, you know, break the ice with someone. You know what?

I'm a man. You know what's a way better technique than that is just by saying, hey, my girlfriend's dead, you know. She got hit by a car. Oh, man. Hey, my girlfriend's dead, you know. She fell off a cliff and died on impact. Really?

I'm sorry to hear that. Yeah. No. I like the eyeball. I'm going to go with the eyeball as a better initiator. You know something else I notice is he is crazy obsessed with this alligator at the point. Like just seeing the alligator's severed head makes him fall back like five feet, fall out a window. And die.

So he's clearly got a gnarly obsession with his alligator. But also, I don't know if you noticed this. Most of the movie, he's got an alligator print on his shirt. What's that like? La Casse. Yeah, he's wearing that. Another Easter egg. Crazy obsessive.

with all-movie. I'm not saying I'm right. I just wanted to lay out the case. Then it's mainly centered around. Chubbs carries around a loose eyeball in his pocket at all time. A little sociopathic. And I'm not sure he's actually a good teacher. All he's only like real coaching to happy is just just tap it in.

All in the hips. And it's all in the hips. And he takes him to a put-put course to try to teach him how to golf. I don't know. I don't know how many pro golfers are doing that. Bringing back the miniature golf, as I said, would be a fantastic tournament for us, like, I would watch it. I don't care about the Ocho or whatever you guys talk about.

Put that on professional. I don't think it'd be as exciting to watch as you might think. I disagree, sir. Which Carl Weather's death was sadder, Chubs or Apollo Creed? Oh, man, Apollo Creed all day. Yeah, Apollo Creed for sure. Really cut down in his prime, right? Oh, man, right in the prime, and dude, it was just the acting in that.

It was devastating. Yeah. Yeah. The happy Gilmer, you kind of laughed. And again, I might have knocked this in earlier, but the size of that window that he fell out of, It was almost like French doors. Like, why can you, like, kind of step over it? He fell back way farther than he needed to.

That was an overreaction to an alligator's head. I know you weren't ready for it and everything, and Happy should have prepped him a little better. But the same guy that has an eyeball. Yeah, yeah. He does carry around the alligator's eyeball, so it's like. He got freaked out by the same. It was more of a false sense of him.

Like, I could kill Alligators, and then when it really hits him, I get it. All right, so I said I was going to say another fan theory. Ben Stiller's character, how I got I saw a fun fan theory of him I fucking love he's back in part two by the way ladies you gentlemen he's gotta be

he must is yeah okay so we go back to heavy weights this is a movie that I know me and Jason at least really love he's a fucking maniacal like camp counselor who's all about like starting a business to like try to make kids lose his way right he loses his shit he gets tortured by the kids he I think he goes away he goes to like

do they take him away to like jail why is that the end one I feel like I do So he comes back and he's like reformed in society. Now he's like kind of assuming a new identity and he's trying to lie low. So he starts this new business of like creating quilts by torturing now senior citizens. And like that's his way of like making business. It's actually deleted scene that I've only seen on like the TV broadcast. And it's kind of needed.

It's like full circle where happy actually comes back and throws him through a window, which really should have been in the movie because like the loop on that does not get closed. No, not at all. Yeah, he's just an absolute. asshole. Yeah. And I never understood, even as a kid, like, why couldn't Happy's grandma say something about that orderly guy? And he's just like, he's like, or you could just be like, no, that guy, look at it.

You guys insane. He's trying to kill me. Like, just take me out of here right now. Give you a warm glass of shut the hell out. So then, he gets tossed out of that retirement center by Happy. But now he wants to go back to the fitness world where he really tries to dominate that whole thing. feels like he's piecing all his business size together what does he become dodgeball white goodman dodgeball starts in globo jerrm wow all connected which always seemed like the natural

connection from where he became from heavyweights but i think you could put how the orderly guy in there in the middle so i don't know this fun little fan theory crazy little fun facts could do with that what you want there's another song that came from the movie here we go yes that's the montage when he starts kind of putting it together. And he has that one shot where he just like does a drive and he goes right to, yeah. He knows he immediately when he hits it. You know what actually would have been made that funny is like if they had the extending cut and then they're like, happy, you shanked it in the water.

You didn't go good. You should stop yelling about that. That was actually a bad shot. You just stop screaming. That first tournament when Happy first plays, happy had every right to attack the caddy who grabbed his golf clubs. That kid just comes out of nowhere and just thinks he could just like fucking grab him and march off of it. And if we're dealing with the hothead like happy, of course he's going to charge and be like,

hey, those are my grandfather's clubs. Like he's going to take him down. His hair always stood out to me as a kid. Yeah. How is he excessive? Like bleached blonde. Mullet fro. Like it was kind of true.

He was kind of a trip. Yeah, it was very mid-90s thing though. We used to go to school with a lot of kids who had similar kind of vibes and the flannel shirt and like jeans shorts. That was the kind of kid that made sense of the midnight. It's hard to explain now. No chance Happy knows which ball is at the bottom of the lake when he jumps in there. He figured it out though. He jumps in there and he looks at it.

Just grab one. If you're going to go all through the effort of like jumping into the lake to grab the ball, just like grab the first ball you think of. He's like, does make it funny that he like looks at one and like shakes it off. No, I had a title list. Then he has a chance to four putt to the win. How the fuck did Happy get such a big lead to where he could four putt to the win? You got to have a massively.

Do you ever watch a golf turn on TV? He has a smack on him, dude. He's able to get to the green in one fucking hit. But then he doesn't know a punt. Then everybody else catches up. Yeah, he figured it. That was absurd. He also got a hole in one, remember?

Also, I made a whole video about this, but when he punches that guy out and he just tears a shirt off in like half a second, that's the best knockout, I think, in like movie his time. That guy that played that, like, getting hit, he nailed it. Yeah, yeah. I watched that clip a couple times and, dude, it's so great. They just look, they hit his head like flops and his hair. Hands the shirt next to his homie.

Is this guy for real? Fuck that guy. It's actually like my most successful TikTok video ever. The best 30 seconds in cinema history is just him knocking out that guy for fucking talking shit. You get in there and do it, Sparky. Okay, here's one. Adam Sandler might be the best bleeped out cusser in movie history. That entire sequence when he just keeps...

It's a combination of editing. The editor too. The editing of just being able to like hit Eat a monkey shit. Trying to think how many cuss words is like you motherfucking piece of motherfucking shit You better not fucking... Make sure you bleep all this.

You fucking let it lie. You fucking bitch. That's the fucking guy doubt. But let me wrong. Okay. Fine. But he's your responsibility. If he cleans up his act, he can stay.

If he doesn't, it's your ass. Any more of this? And he's gone. Then we also got to just talk about that last round. Okay, first of all, Happy gets insanely lucky throughout the entire last round. He has the one where he like hits it eight feet wide and it goes seven feet past and that thing comes back. Kind of makes me think of the conversation he has with Chubs earlier where he's like, well, some might call luck, but I'll call it, well, look, I guess, but so what?

And that shit just carries on for him the whole rest of a way. I got it, Mitch. You're great out there today. Thank you. But you weren't that great. lot that was luck well some might call it luck i'd like to call it well luck i guess so what including into the last shot which absolutely should not have worked for him like that should have been like the worst that first of all it was bullshit that he had to attempt that shot yeah car drove on hit him

and fucking thing fell down now he still has to no you have to shoot it yeah what's the guy that's that's the rule yeah crazy i don't think that you've been making me so much money but you know guys won Glenn? What was that guy? Fuck that guy. That guy sucked. Yeah, yeah. Just because you had to hit it off Frankenstein's foot? Like, that jackass guy would have got kicked off the very first time he said jackass.

You ever see, like, Tiger Woods will like get somebody kicked out who takes a picture of him in his back swing. This guy's been yelling jackass all day. There's no way. I hate that guy. No chance that guy's not getting thrown out immediately. And how do you get a fucking Volkswagen on the course after that? Crazy. And hit him, like actually smack you happy.

And come through. That shit would. be like, there's no way they're not stopping the whole fucking tournament right then. Like, that would be like the biggest news of the month. Like, you can, you can shout on the course, but it's like after they hit, not like before and during. It's in the whole. Yeah, we can see that all the time. If a guy drove on Augusta and like ran right through the fucking TV station like that, yeah. He won't make it through the front gate. No, he's like, what do you, with that fucking Volkswagen? And then they're able to drive away with it. Run off with a flaming arm.

Yeah, yeah. So then that whole thing falls. Even if they're going to make him take that shot, shooters completely justified in being flabbergasted and outrage that that shot goes in. Like, that shot should have just been like the worst attempt, slapped it off a window, and then it went nine feet in the air, and it was like, I guess he lost. They went mini golfing purposely to practice for that shot, and he did exactly what he needed to, read the course,

went from here to here to here to here, and straight in the hole. That's why Chubbs was one of the best trainers ever. I know we were discounting him earlier. MVP, baby. He trained him to be ready for that shot and Happy was ready when the time was needed and smacked it. Well, first of all, he never should have been in that position anyways because Happy takes four hacks at a ball stuck in the rough, then hits it into the water. And he only loses one. It goes from negative two to negative one.

He clearly hacked it that thing seven times. And somehow only loses one stroke, like you're out of the tournament from that point out. That is by far the most egregious, not paying attention to how golf works. And that's in a movie where a guy drives a flaming Volkswagen through the green and a bear ass at one point just on the court, which is another most random shot of the movie. I've seen that so many times. I'm like, why is there just a random shot of a bear ass? Have you ever guys ever figured out?

I literally... I forgot about that bare ass. There's no reason for it. It's right after the homeless, like, caddy guy, like washes his underwear. And I remember my brother used to say to me like, oh, that was the homeless guy. It's not him. He's standing right there. with full pants on.

There's a random shot of like a bare ass, and there's no explanation for it. And 20, 30 years later, it still makes sense. They're probably going to bring that in part too. There's another Easter egg right there for you. There you go. You know what it was? Is Adam said,

like, yeah, that's funny. Let's do another one. Let's have two asses. That was back in the day, Adam, fully used in that. Do you think that there could be any other sports that would work as a crossover movie? Man, this was tough because I think they did that in a basket ball.

Remember? They had, like, football playing baseball. And, like, they fucking hit a ball out into the office. field and that guy's trying to catch it against tackled. But I mean like where the premise is this guy's from this sport and now he's got to like try to take on this other world. You got to think about like sports that actually would kind of like work with each other. Like volleyball and basketball are similar skills.

I remember an episode of hanging Mr. Cooper where he gets like a seven foot tall volleyball guy in his team. But he can't like shoot. So he like literally like spikes it for mid court and he goes in. I think that was the season of an alley. Shout out to Mark Curry right. Fuck it. Mark Curry in the building.

You need one. with a sport he's coming from has personality. So I think football would be good to work with maybe football and soccer. But I feel like Ted Lasso's kind of taking that lane a little bit. Yeah, he did it. There might be a little meat on the bone. And I think because hockey players have the most personality, maybe figure skating. Maybe a hockey player ends up in the figure skating world for some reason.

Woo, woo, woo, woo, Kenny Woo. Oh, yeah, it's gone the other way, hasn't it? Okay. There you go. There we go. I don't know. I do think that they did it the best so you possibly do. Yeah, I don't think, I couldn't think of one.

With that said, the reason why we, decided to go with Happy Gilmore with this is because Happy Gilmore 2 is coming out and I recently watched the trailer which I don't know why they call it a trailer it's a little awkward anyway the trailer it's what it's fucking called looks awesome I do want to get into this subject as to

part 2's is this going to be a good part 2 and has there ever been a legit part 2 to a movie now typically in my opinion I've noticed that most part 2s are shit they try their best and then

It's like, no, you were doing too much. Space Jam 2. LeBron, stop it. I'm a LeBron fan. That was a piece of shit movie. What's the other one? Coming to America. What are you guys doing?

This is a terrible movie. Willow. Well, that brings up. The series. The coming to America. Real quick, I just got to go off on this. All right. I can't stand that you guys did that.

That's my movie. I don't know. That's my movie. You're the only person. You're the only person that even noticed that they did. Everybody knows Willow. I love Willow. Yeah, yeah.

But did anybody else notice that they did a sequel? I never heard about it. I read about it and then I just totally completely You heard rumblings? I didn't watch it though. I didn't even know it happened. I got the episode one and I was like I'm not watching anymore.

Episode one, what was that whole series? It was a whole series. It was a whole series. It was terrible. I don't care. I never heard about it. Was there ever a good part two? I'm always fascinated when they do a

sequel that's like a deep sequel that's like decades later. Like we've been waiting for this. So that was what coming to America just was terrible. I remember watching it. It was terrible. I was mostly just like, why are these old guys that were super old in the mid-80s still live?

Like Randy Watson. I'm just going to say, like, I didn't think it was terrible. I thought it was nostalgic, but it was not good. Does that make sense? I don't know. Nostalgia is kind of what you end up with a lot of these. But I wouldn't watch it again. I'm not.

It's not going to happen. Well, never, exactly. The most offensive one to me was definitely that Dumb and Dumber sequel. That one. I did not even want that. You talk about Dumberer-U-R. No, no. The two, T-O.

So many of a. us had been waiting forever to see like a dumb and dumber sequel with jim carey and jeff daniels and they came out with one and i want to say like 2015 2016 like 20 years after the original and i am usually great at powering through being like oh you know what this movie's pretty stupid but like whatever i'll just stick with it that movie was so stupid that i literally bailed on it halfway through and i just felt right like this isn't getting any better like i they went from being like we're comically stupid to just being like we're egregiously stupid frustratingly impossibly stupid like we couldn't how do we even tire shoes at any point and like they were so

dumb like it was unbelievably unbearable and i just saw like you know this story's not catching me i bailed on it midway through and i've never watched it again so you have a good one in mind it's a good way this was the dumb and dumber with jim carry that just came out too right not a couple years ago? I think he's talking about the dumb er-ur. Like the one that wasn't even the actors. Yeah, that one was terrible. It was.

They did another sequel, like you said, 20, 30 years later. I wish Justin had actually listened to what I said because I was just saying the one with Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels. That's the movie. I was never going to watch the one that was like their prequel. Yeah, I don't. Sorry, I was adjusting.

Fuck, yeah. No, the one with Jeff Daniels and Jim Carrey was so offensively stupid. It was forced. It was so forced. And I was just like, I don't know who this comedy is for. I don't know of like children. are supposed to think it's funny. I don't know of the original fans.

Like the original movie had like smart. They were like real people. They were like realistically stupid. Like sometimes really stupid. But like none of the jokes were just like, no human being would be like this completely moronic. And that was like what made it funny. This time it was just like these two are like missing majority of brain cells.

And that's. I skipped it. Yeah. I couldn't do it. I couldn't do it with it. So any good part two's because I got one in mind. But you guys go. What do you got?

I mean, I can tell you my favorite part two of all time is Rush Hour 2. I think that's the best rush. I think it's way better than the original. I watched Rush Hour 2 way more times, and I just think that they finally figured out what to do with Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan, and they really hit their stride in that movie. That's just one of my all-time rewatchable movies. This is the part where they're like, Lee, Carter!

Lee throw it! Where? There's people down there. Lee, throw it. He throw it. Connor. Lee! You just get a feeling that they're just improvising, but then they're just like what they do is just yell back and forth.

I always thought that was so funny. The bloopers on the... Yeah, the bloopers just show you exactly how much hilarity that those two were together. See, I was thinking more like something... I mean, I have a lot of sequels in mind that I do love, but I was also thinking something that, you know, original came out 20, 30 years ago, so we're on that train still just in case. What do you get? We have one that will share, so I'll let him say that one.

But Cobra Kai, the series? It was a TV show. Personally, I've only saw a couple of this, but it saw success, right? That's what we're looking for. Like, people like a good reception and like popularity-wise, like shot up. That's what we're looking for, right?

So not saying that we enjoyed it or we watched it. I will say I enjoyed it. And I will also say that they set the blueprint for how to do a deep sequel. I think doing it as a series makes all the sense in the world. Except Willow. Yeah, I don't know.

what that is. It was terrible. I only know about Willow because you talk about it all the fucking time. I watch it once when I was like eight. I watched it once a month. I think I fell asleep. Cobra Kai was able to take all the elements of a movie from 1984, and they were able to keep a six,

seven season series going that continue to find ways to like intertwine the stories from the movie, make you invested in like how they were actually. It was just done so well. You know, and then they created new stories that kind of took the entire roles that they originally had and then reversed them. It was just done brilliantly. So, yeah, good call. Did I steal yours, too?

No, I wasn't even thinking of that. But, like, as I was thinking of movies, I wasn't thinking of series. The best sequel that I've ever seen, and I saw it in D-Box. Okay, do you know what D-Box? I remember your story from D-Box, so yes. It's, you know, not too fun for some people, because I've heard people do this and they're like, I don't know, I didn't want to move. But in this movie, D-Box is those seats that move while you're, like, watching a movie. Top Gun 2

Oh my goodness When you're in the seats It felt like you're taking off And it was flying You were flying while they were flying And it was just the best And the movie As I watched it again off of Prime

Later when it came out It was actually a really good movie But watching it in D-box Was the greatest experience of a movie I've ever had in my life Yeah you became Maverick I was Maverick I was in a plane

It was shaking It was incredible Fucking popcorn flying everywhere I'm not a big movie go I don't go to movies ever, but for some reason I decided, you know, I think it's a good idea to go to this movie in D-Box and did it and did not regret it. It was the greatest, whatever money I spent on it, and I was so happy. I took my mom, and she didn't like it as much because she didn't, she likes to sit.

But I didn't care. I enjoyed that. That movie is awesome, though. And the movie's fantastic. It's a, you know, it kind of looks like Star Wars because they had a little point. And they brought back movies. Whatever, it's fantastic. That was like post-pandemic, and they were the ones that official were like,

movies are back. So I always love that. Even though when I watched it, it was on a plane. year ago. I loved it though. You were in the sky watching Maverick? Yeah. That's actually, I enjoyed it. Pretty classic. I mean, I don't think you're giving it enough credit because I know it was a little screen but you were flying while watching a flying movie.

The captain's like, what are you doing in here? I'm like, I'm in the cockpit, sir. I'm sorry. Felt like the right place to watch this. That being said, I'm very excited about this upcoming sequel. Everything I've seen with the trailer seems like they've done it really well. I love that MJF is in it. He plays apparently Happy Son, who is a wrestler with AW have gotten a know pretty good over the last year. And just without even knowing anything about his role of it, like I'm excited.

I bet you don't know who MJF is yet. But once you see the movie, I think you'll have a new appreciation for him. But they did bring back shooter, shooters back. A lot of the classics, a lot of classic people from what I saw are still back in the movie. Julie Bowen's back and she doesn't have that awful 1995 hair did that she had,

which I didn't like, all the vests, all the pants suits and the vests and like the, they look like tablecloths. It's hilarious. Because, like, as a kid, I was not even really able to, like, see past the hairstyle. I never was, like, that into Virginia because, like, her hair always felt like that of, like, a woman in her elderly age back. Dear pictures.

Yeah, well, that, you want to know why that scene worked is because her hair was wet in it. Even though Shooter gets kind of handsy with her, I don't know. Let's just go to her happy place real quick. Yeah, the happy place. Yeah, she does look good there. Shooter gets a little handsy with her when he gets involved. I don't know if you noticed that. little like hip thrust.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I noticed in this past one, he seems like he takes full advantage of the studio space on that one because like even after he gets like all up on her, she kind of like tries to do like a little wink of the camera, like that's the closeout. And he goes back in for another round and then he lets his like hands really get over there. Shooter! Shooter! Shooter!

Really taking advantage of the... Shooter's time. It's Shooter's time. It's shoot his time. Should I play some music in between? Yeah, go ahead and play one of your songs if you got one ready. I got one. Oh, ho, it's my...

Fantastic soundtrack. I don't think we discussed that. Great credit song. Great, great soundtrack. Yes, it does. Just to run through the rest of the points. Yeah, we've got to wind it down here. What did you got for us for the...

All right, let me just go through the rest of the notes that I took, and that'll be the way we can kind of... We'll jump in with little comments. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We can crush through the rest of it. Okay, who did it better? Vern Lundquist's partner or Bob Buker's partner in Major League? As the...

The, I knew dynamite drop in money. That broadcast school was really paying off. It was hilarious. As I was saying it, I was making a mental note. Like, Justin's not going to get what I'm saying, but Jason's going to love it. I knew exactly where that was going. They definitely go a little deeper with movies. They, like, really understand them.

You could also say Pepper from Dodge Ball and tie that one back in there. But Pepper actually talks. My whole thing. I feel shocked. I feel shocked. Pepper needs new shorts. The whole thing was Vernon Lungwoods has his partner that does not speak the whole time as does Bob Euker's partner in Major League.

Like, does he ever say anything? He has like maybe three or four times. Dynamite contribution partner. But at least he makes a point of it. Verdon Lunkw's partner in this movie literally just sits there the whole time and at most he gets whispered too. Who the fuck is Happy Gilmore? Final song for the soundtrack. I think that's when he's winning all the checks.

I don't remember that in there at all. He's dominating. He has all the big checks in the back of his car where he just throws the checks. First I was like, did you? mix up the wedding singer? No man. Because that sounds like something that's a wedding singer soundtrack.

Why does Mr. Larson still have a nail on his head? Yeah, it took him. He had that thing for like 10 years. Months later? Like you just walk around with that shit? Like, I imagine it's a nerdy surgery, but like, I don't know.

Rust up when he showers. Yeah, there's no way. They should get that out immediately. You don't even notice it. Yeah. Here's what I noticed last time for the first time. Have you ever noticed how boring the program that Shooter is

holding when the fans are asking them to sign it and then that one lady goes up and like has like happy signers and they show literally it just says play your best and it's just a picture of a single golf club it's literally the most boring golf program which all and more means you don't need that thing signed you just fucking get a red marker on the chest and the old lady does the old lady had the right idea you know my final question for both of you is will you be watching this when this comes out in a couple days Part two. I will always watch Happy Gilmore.

Part two. Oh, yeah. No, I'm ready for it. I'm ready for it, too. I think it's going to be decent. I think it'll be a real popular one that, like, a lot of people are going to watch. I feel like people are going to hate as well as us,

because, you know, you can never really get a sequel, but, again, from the trailers, it looks good. This is Happy's character. I'm sure it was not that hard to develop around a character from 30 years ago. The features that he has, too, that we're seeing. The reason that this movie was the funniest to me, and the reason it worked better is because, like, He has like a good charm, but he's not too stupid.

Like Billy Madison's too ham-fisted goofy. A lot of his later movies, he's either too boring. He doesn't really have, like, as much for you to, like, root for. He's just kind of like a generic guy, yeah. And this movie has a way of being goofy, but not too ham-fisted, which also has a way of, like, making random things, like funny. Like the Zambooney guy singing Inless Love. The Cowboy Dwarf that's, like, dancing in his happy sequences,

or even like A-Blinking waving at the end. And these things don't make sense, but they're just the right amount of goofy to where, like, they kind of fit within the movie that actually is built around a character that they're excited to see. And I think that Happy is just actually become like a much better actor. And did I mention earlier that I love his work at like Uncut Gems and Hustler? You did not mention those. But again, Netflix, give us a sponsor.

You know, we put you on that? We're promoting for you, motherfuckeruckers. And again, we're getting to the end. Subscribe, like. We're supposed to do that. more often than that and I hate doing it but you know somewhere down here I think it's over here maybe over all right so let's close it with this what do you think is the overall theme and message that this movie is trying to deliver let's get real deep on this Justin and I had talked about

earlier he's me starting a new career soon you know and you know it's kind of like iffy in here and there and not saying that your career didn't work before because by the way one of the best DJs in the world over here did my wedding my brother's wedding that everyone's wedding right a lot of people's funny. But you don't know your full potential until you get out of your comfort zone. So that's where this story is. He's hockey, hockey, hockey, but everyone knows he fucking sucks. Hey, guess what?

You're really good at golf now. I could smack the shit out of a ball. I got you. I could smack the shit out of the ball. And guess what? I don't have to fucking take batting cages balls to the face. They were coming at 90 miles an hour. I just noticed that earlier.

That's fucking a nary. That's going to crack your score. You probably see a sign like that at fucking home goods, but it says, hey, life starts outside of your comfort zone. So that's my message from this movie. I love that. Hey, master, you gotta wear a helmet. Yeah.

I have something somewhat similar to that. I feel like ours would be connected well. But he says it at the very beginning of the movie. Life is full of surprises, as is the case when his dad, finally having a great time at hockey game, gets whacked in the face with the most wicked slap shot you've ever seen. So life is full of surprises.

but can you adapt and stay true to yourself, which is, I think, what happy does. He never actually saw himself being a golfer. It ends up finding him the greatest success he's ever had, but he never trades on who he really is. He keeps his timblins, his sweatpants, his hockey jerseys. But he's able to find somebody like Virginia. He's able to, like, cave him moving a little bit to, like,

they're right where he needs to be. And maybe we'll see in the second one, he really found the center of, like, what he's supposed to be. but I think this is something a lot of people have dealt with. You didn't really have this game plan for you. You didn't find yourself in this career. You didn't think that this was the path you're going to end up on, but life has somehow throwing you there.

Can you adapt, perhaps be more successful than you ever been, but also stay true to yourself and not sell out on who you really are. And I think that is a great message for us to end on. Can we play some more Leonard Skinner? I said DJs, hope you guys enjoyed it. a little too aggressive for the fade-out song. We gotta go with more, the more happy rhythm. Disec Dijs.

Sometimes like surprises, but you gotta dissect it. And you never know when a movie that you always loved is gonna come back around in 20 years. The end.