Dissect DJs - "Hey... Maybe Don't" | Dissect DJs Go Off!

Episode Date: February 27, 2024

It's time we go off on various social scenarios and modern day commonalities that make the DIssect DJs say one thing- Hey, maybe don't! See the full video podcast here: https://youtu.be/gqu-WOKPxD8Social etiquette, party interaction, annoying kids and dogs, social media posting, karaoke, high five/fist bumping, story-telling, dating - we cover it all! Anything at all that makes us say "Hey, maybe don't." Let us know what you think on these subjects! Follow us on the socials: YouTube: @RyCastle, IG: @DissectDJs, TikTok: @Cali_Castle, comment, rate and subscribe to let us know your thoughts! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Back is the dissect DJs. Only DJs who like to spin it, mix it, throw it back, and dissect it. But today, we are here for one thing. Hey, maybe don't. Today's subject is, hey, maybe don't. And that is a series of instances that we've come across in life where we have just one thing to say. Hey, maybe don't. Hey, maybe when you're at a concert and you're enjoying your artist that you paid a bunch of money for,

maybe don't put your phone up and record the whole fucking time. Hey, maybe don't. I want to watch it. I don't want to see a bunch of phones up watching what I'm watching. Put your phones down. Let's be real. You're never going to watch that footage. Yeah, you're going to watch it for 10 seconds just to show somebody you were there.

Hey, maybe don't. All your clips are going to look exactly the same. You have the same seats that are like way the fuck up in the loge. Yeah. And it's just like, you don't care. You're not going to know the difference. I understand where it's like, oh, I love this song too. And I got to record this as well.

Like people on my story are going to need to know that Luke Bryant played this while I was. Nobody gives a fuck. Nobody ever care. I guarantee you as soon as people saw that you were recording concert stories, then they either skipped right through it or they're like, I'm out. I'm not watching all this. I get it. Oh, you went to a concert. That's cool.

Boom. So, hey, maybe don't. Maybe don't. The guy who cheers multiple times at a bar within a 10 minute span. Maybe you don't. It's like if we got around and we're at a group, you know, and he picks up a beer and he's like, all right, everybody cheers. And it's like, yeah, for sure, hey, we all got together.

That's awesome, you know. And then where you start talking and then within like the next three minutes, he was just like, hey, cheers, guys, cheers. And then like every like three minutes, he just keeps raising the glass. Like maybe don't. You know, we got the cheers down. Like you're making the cheers not a fun thing. And I, for one, enjoy the cheers.

I want to keep it a fun thing. I like a cheers. Yeah. I like a good cheers. A good little, let's take a shot cheers. And that's a different thing. If the shots come, yeah, we'll cheers that. But if we're all still holding the same beers that we were the first two times that you already cheered us, I don't need to keep clinking that glass.

We got it. We've been cheered. We're cheering now. And be honest, to be frank about it, you're constant cheering right now, making me a little, less cheerful. So. Maybe don't. Maybe don't.

Hey, maybe don't. I guess this goes out to, goes out to my babe. Hey, babe, when we're getting into it, be careful. And we're banging it out. Oh, my God.

Don't put your finger in my butt. Oh, my God. Maybe don't. I don't like it. Something happens. I don't, I get turned off, and I lose my,

so, maybe don't. You're definitely going to ask me to delete. No, that's a good one. I thought about that one well. If you're on board, then. Maybe don't. Thank you, baby.

Maybe don't. Love you. About the guy who feels like it's a fun additive to the party to bring an acoustic guitar and just kind of like hangs on to it. Start strumming a few notes and just thinks like, you know what? It's a cool about jam for a little bit. Just starts doing this. Just waiting.

waiting for the circle of girls to come. Oh my God, you play? Oh, my God, like, what songs do you know? Yeah, yeah. You know a few songs. Yeah, you want me to play some? Yeah, I guess I could. Yeah, sure, you know.

Maybe don't. Hey, guy, this party was fine. Didn't need a, we had music. There's a Spotify playlist playing right over there. Everybody was getting on just fine with it. And then this is the worst. When they actually start, like, singing and they're like that not breaking, They're not breaking and they're singing and you're kind of like...

I have to watch. I have to stay here for the little thing. Oh, are we supposed to just like, are we supposed to do this, the little gather around? They're like... No, no, Mike's singing. My's singing. Yeah, that's exactly what you're supposed to.

That's what they always expect. And they act like it was this casual, like, brought my guitar. I don't know. Like, I just, I don't know. I just like to practice sometimes. So like, if you guys cool, I like, I'm just going to get a little working on.

I got to like practice like three times a day. So, ding, link, link, link. Hey! Hey. Guy who brings a rogue guitar to a party and thinks it's a cool thing to bring because he's ready to jam. Maybe don't.

Go off. Nobody wants to hear that. Nobody wants to hear that. Maybe don't. Maybe don't. This goes out to all the parents out there that have a child that's, we'll say two and under. I'll say even three.

If your child is running around at the restaurant and causing a ruckus and not obedient and staying at the table and eating in the food and keep your damn kids close to you. On a leash. Keep them next to you. I don't want them running around saying hi to me.

I don't want to be like, oh, this is cute. And they're not cute. They're not cute. I don't want it. I don't. Hey, hey, maybe don't. Allow your kids out of your house until they know how to carry themselves correctly.

Parents, be aware. Maybe don't. Maybe don't. How about dog owners that don't realize that you're dog's kind of a piece of shit and doesn't have any kind of obedience training at all. And, like, jumps all over people, bites people, people, people's at their feet, barks at completely inopportune times. The whole time we're, like, hanging out, and literally just keeps me like,

and it's like, there's nothing out the window. There's a wall right there. There's literally a field next door. There's, like, not a single walking being or animal round. What could you possibly? Are you seeing ghosts? No, he just said shit. No, they just have never got trained.

And they literally is like, hey, hey, hey, he's just excited. And then they just like, they make an excuse. Like, he jumps on you, starts, like, kind of grabbing. He's just like, he obviously has not been trained not to use his teeth. And you're just like, oh, he likes you. He's just being friendly. No, hey, maybe don't. Maybe don't.

To all my karaoke enthusiasts. Oh, go off. I love karaoke. Castle enjoys themselves some karaoke. We enjoy. Even if you can't sing, get up there and do your thing and try your best. However, for those that work karaoke or anybody that goes to that bar, do not do the same damn song every week for months to years on end.

Change it up. Do a different song. Enjoy karaoke for what it is. You're able to let loose and try different things. Please, don't. Mix it up. If you go to the same, I had to take my hat off for this one, Because that one just got me hot and bothered.

Right? It just reminded me some things. I'm like, okay, all right. Hey, maybe don't. Maybe don't. Sing the same. Learn a second. Dude, karaoke could be such a fun time to be, like, exploring, like,

let me should write this other song that can be fun to sing. Maybe I've never even done it before, especially if you go to the same spot every week. And everybody there knows you. Yeah, try nothing new. Try anything new. They want to hear something new. Trust me, they want to hear something new. Hey.

Maybe don't. Maybe don't. All right, this one might be controversial. Uh-oh. I'm going to go ahead. throw it out there. The fist bump after the high five. I think I'm done with it.

Maybe don't. High five. So you're talking about like a high five? Do you have a fist pump? Yeah. I remember when I was in like middle school and that thing first started coming around, I was into it. I was like this dope.

Yeah, it's kind of like our generation's new little thing. Like, oh, you don't just give high five. We had a little fist bump at the end of it. I think I've been done with this for over a decade now. Can we just pick? Can we just do fist pump? That can we just make it? That's a handshake now?

Either a fist bump or just a solid. You know how good I feel when we actually, you know what actually you like even more? What? It's just little, like, like, here, let me show you. Wait, we just put our hand in there. That's it. That's it.

That wasn't in the camera at all. That's it. Yeah, maybe a little snap afterwards. I've gotten to a point where I understand why I wouldn't want to touch somebody else's hand. So the fist pump has gotten. Fist pump is fine too? I'm good with that.

I'm so tired of always. I've literally been. I'm so tired of feeling like I need to acquiesce to the lingering bump because that's the only reason. I've literally now for at least 15 years been begrudgingly hitting the bump after, because somebody does it and then they hold it out there. And I'm just not trying to leave him hanging because I'm not trying to be like, have them be, especially if it's like somebody just met. And they're like, what's up with that guy?

He's just left me hanging? That's not cool. I don't want to have to be that guy. So I always am like, I know, I've done so many begrudging secondary bumps after the high five. And I'm just done with it.

So I'd like to make a PSA. High five or bump, not both, one or the other, all right? And for all the people. Can we just do bump? Is it like make it across the board?

Because Castle, I can't be, I got to be honest, I hate going in for a handshake, but the person goes in for a bump, and then you switch to a bump, and then you go for the handshake. And now you guys are in this in between,

like, or are we, we're a fist. And you grab their fists like a doorknob and you just do one of these. Yeah. It just ruins like the friendship. Like if me and them, we're going to be friends and now it's like, no. I don't want to know you. We're guys who couldn't figure out the handshake and pump and friendships just don't start

that way. So it's just over. You don't even want to see them anymore. Yeah. Hey guys. If you want to do a high five or a fist bump, I can agree to Jags premise that we should just all go fist bump. But if I give you a five and you want to put out the fist bump,

Hey Maybe don't Maybe don't Hey Friend that's with the friend That seems to be enjoying themselves With another friend that they just met Maybe don't butt in

Oh yeah Maybe don't butt in Maybe your friend's actually enjoying it She'll give you the signal She'll You guys have your little ways You don't need to butt in Just because you're not getting the attention

It's okay Allow for your friend To possibly meet a friend Yeah Hey Maybe don't And you're talking about the one where like, if I'm a guy and I meet a girl. And you're having a great conversation.

And you're having a great conversation. And the friend over there is getting upset that she's not being talked to. And she does the thing where she just goes. Exactly. Escorts her away just because it's just like, no, she doesn't want to talk. Exactly. We're having a girl's night. Yeah.

Hey. Hey, maybe don't. Maybe don't. Did you ever think that maybe your friend was enjoying a conversation? Maybe you're having a good time. that's up for her to decide and not, you know, she doesn't need a bodyguard tonight, you know? Yeah. Maybe don't.

Maybe don't. Hey, person who grabs a group's attention to start telling a story, but then gets tripped up because you can't remember a minute detail or a random person's name that doesn't even really associate with a story. Maybe you don't. Go off. You are now hijacking all of our attention, and there's never a period where, like, a, handful of seconds can feel like a longer period of time.

Because, you know, when you have like a whole group kind of having a group conversation, that's like stage present. That's a stage performance kind of thing. So when you grab everybody's attention, say seven or eight people, and you're like, oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, no, you guys should have seen what happened on Saturday. I was going to the aquarium, and it was me, Dave, and, was it Mindy?

Mindy. Wait, who was I with? Who was I with on Saturday? It was Mindy. No, it wasn't Mindy. No, it was, uh... Nobody gives a shit. That part of the story doesn't matter,

and there's a good chance it wasn't going anywhere funny. Anyways, it wasn't going to be a good story. What are the odds? What are the pure odds? This story was going anywhere fun. And the fact that you're getting tripped up on a minute detail

that is now hold all of our attention's hostage because we've already... This happened to you recently, you know? It's happened a bunch of times. Every time it's happening, I think about this. I'm like, I need to, like, or rant this out somewhere. So that's why I'm going off. This is the platform for that.

Y'all need to come up with a podcast someday simply so you can go off on these situations because it feels invigorating. Yeah, this is good. So good. Hey, guy who stops everybody's conversation to talk about a story and then gets tripped up about minute details that didn't have anything to do with the story that was probably going to suck anyways. Maybe don't.

I got one more. Oh, they felt good. Hey, you're on Instagram. You have a video, very inspirational. Somebody's talking, giving it inspirational. And you want to then put yourself next to that video and point to it and be like, this person knows what he's talking about. The person's giving it.

It's another video. And you're like, see? He knows. Making good points. They're good. This person's good. Stop it. Maybe don't.

Maybe. I'm so tired of seeing that shit. It annoys me. I just watch you and laugh. And I'm like, what are you doing? We're all laughing at you. Maybe don't. Like, just post the video.

Just repost the video. I don't get it. There's no respect happening for you here. I don't want to see you looking at it. As somebody that creates content, it honestly pisses me off that somebody's making what they call content with absolutely zero effort. Just use it. Or you know what's even more?

Let me go off. What about this? When you go on TikTok, I'm going off. Hey, person that posts videos on TikTok, where, half the screen is something that I might actually be interested in. It might be a clip from a movie or something that happened. That's kind of interesting. Somebody else talking.

And the other half? And the other half is just your face, just your face like laying in bed. Just maybe don't. All right. Maybe don't. True. I think that's good, man. True content creators make fucking content.

Don't fucking dangle on the chain of somebody else's talent and then act like this is something that you put out. This is your skill. Maybe don't. Maybe don't, please. God, come with your own talent, please. We went off. I'm proud of us. We got to do this more often.

Let's go off on more stuff. Oh, we got to make this a recurring segment. Y'all? Maybe don't. Maybe don't. Hey, maybe don't. And dissect DJs go off. It's a whole new world.

A whole new way for us to approach this. I'm excited. That was fun. Yeah. I feel good about that. I feel like this was a therapy session for me. That's true. Woo!

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