Dissect DJs - Kanye West - Jail (Donda)

Episode Date: October 5, 2021

We are back and ready to take on one of the most hyped new albums in recent memory- Kanye West's 'Donda'. Specifically, Track 2: "Jail". It's a no holds barred take on the album that's got the whole world buzzing, did Yeezy do it again? Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Dachs DGJ We're all Everybody We back We are back DGs Took a little break

A well needed break What happened was I got a hernia removed From my esophagus And just had to Had to take a little

time for myself You know So That's not what happened At all No What really happened Is me and Jag

Went out To the bar one night And he started Like Talking all kinds of shit About my sister He started talking shit about my stepson.

Wait, do you have a sister? I don't have either of those, actually. No, that didn't happen either. I was just trying to come up with a good story. We just didn't see each other for a month, guys. We did actually. We did actually. We went on a nice little voyage to Austin for like a week.

Austin, Texas. Shout out to Austin, Texas. It gets weird in Austin. That's what apparently the slogan is, which I learned when we got to the airport. Held true. I guess so. Yeah, it does. Yeah.

So we got back, by the way, real quick, side note on Austin. If you guys have not tried these scooters that are around the city. Whatever city they're in, if there's a scooter next to you, I need you to put away your prejudice towards a scooter. Put away your hate towards them. Set your pride aside for a minute. Set it aside. Get on one. Look.

Let me tell you, glorious. We live around L.A., and we've been seeing these around here for years. We picked them up for a job one day. We got some random work one night. We got some random work one night. We brought it back to my house and charge them, yeah. And came back and brought it back in the morning. Yeah.

And we just like made like, you know. We were like, after one night, We were like, you know what, we're good. Yeah, that was it. It was a one time. It was a one-time gig. But, like, it's a thing when you live in L.A., like you have to, like, snub your nose at those.

Like, oh, my God, like, look at these scooters. They're, like, just laying around everywhere. But after spending a couple nights, and, like, we said, we were there for, like, five or six nights. They were, like, we were like, let's just give this thing a chance. And, uh, give it a roll. Let's give it a roll. And, like, yeah, they get you everywhere you need.

We got around the whole city of Austin. It really makes you experience the city, like, beautifully, you know? It was great. Yeah, so shout out to Lyme. Shout out to Lyme Scooters. Shout out to Austin. But either way, in that time, a couple of major album releases happened. Major.

Major. Who came out. I think Drake came out with a new album. That's right. And what we're about to do. I think Weird Al Yankovich dropped some new singles that, like, need to be touched on. We'll get to those. We will.

I'm not actually sure he's still alive. But, like, then there's this album right here that absolutely needs to be touched on. and we are about to get into it right now. Mr. West. Mr. West, Mr. West, Mr. Kanye, to the... Mr. currently divorced from so-called whatever happened there. Yeah. I mean, yeah, I'm not going to hate him for being married to Kim.

I mean, like, that's like, he was married to Kim Kardashian for, like, five years longer than anybody actually thought that was going to happen. That's true. He beat her last marriage by, like, I'd say, five thousand... That's why she was married to the basketball player, right? Yeah, for like 73 days. What was his name? He's like... Chris Humphreys or something?

That's like the next year. Anyway. Yeah. Anyways, Kanye drops this new album. It's called Donda, and everybody's talking about it. So, of course, you know it needs to be dissected by the DJs that like to mix it, throw it back, and dissect it. Oh, Mr. High School Dropout. Mr. Touch the Sky.

Mr. Stronger, Badder, Best, Weather, even though I was that. Whatever. Mr. Kanye. So a lot of his music I use for my events and weddings and I have, but I'm, but I'm, I personally, personally am not the biggest Kanye. Oh, I know, what's fucking new, right? I'm not a fan of something. He just, eh, he's, he's, just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's average to me.

He's average. He used the fucking auto-tune in one of his albums, and he was like, you're man, man, man, man, and everybody was like, oh, my guy, he's a jeezer, like, fucking, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Zab band used that fucking 20 years ago. What are you guys talking about? Fuck out of here. Zat band had that, uh, that little, uh, tube that they would put in their mouth to, like,

kind of make that robotic sign, and auto tune was, a little bit different, but it was like in the same sort of vein of creativity as to how to change up your voice. You know, and obviously T. Payne popularized that. Kanye took it to another level. But I think we need to definitely decipher like early Kanye, like pre-808 and heartbreaks to like post that album. I think that was around the line when the first three albums, when we're talking about

college dropout, late registration, and my favorite graduation, which I was just absolutely on. a little second of that when it came out. I never heard these albums. I only heard songs from them. You absolutely do it. I never heard the actual albums. No, I didn't hear the actual albums.

I never, like, had the CDO was like, let me listen to this whole thing. I would hear songs from the albums. Castle and I are different. He has a much more deeper appreciation for music. Now, I've been the longer DJ, but I'm great at running an event to make people happy. But as far as our appreciation for music specifically, fuck music. Oh, I'm going to be honest. And, like, I don't usually sit down and listen to full albums front of back.

like I used to. But when I think about the albums, back when I was in, like, high school and, like, you buy, the only one I really listen to music is you had to buy the CD, and then you played in your car while you drove around. Like, the first person that comes to my mind of albums that I brought, there was Outcast, because I always had the new Outcast albums, and then there was Kanye. And all three of those albums I just named, I listened into the ground. And you know how it is when you don't have, like, a multi-track CD player in your car,

and you just listen to that. And then it just goes back to track one. And you just, like, for, like, a month or two. Maybe like five weeks. You're just like literally just that album just runs over and over. So you're better. You're a much more fan of Kanye. Early Kanye, yeah.

I love early Kanye. We've got this current album and we're picking a song called Jail. Is that the correct? It was called Jail. There's a bunch of tracks on it. We kind of went through them and this one's kind of making a little bit more of the headline. So we went, you know what? It's time to get a new track.

It's time to bring some new things. So let's listen to what Kanye does on his track that he apparently made when he was at the New Orleans Mercedes Stadium and he rented it out for him. million dollars or something. Is that right? Yeah. I didn't even hear that. Yeah, he ran it out Mercedes Ben Stadium to finish this album.

Just like work on it as like an office space? Yeah. I feel like that's just a flex. That's exactly what that was. I was like, what the fuck you did? There's probably not even a good sound studio in there. Like what a stupid. You're being very east with it, bro.

So anyways. Mr. West is being very east with it. Yeah. I have a couple more coming. No worry about it. But yeah. So let's get into it. We get to the Zee to explain what that one is to me.

Anyways, I keep going. Being the opposite of what he is. He's supposed to be great, and he's being the opposite. East. It's kind of being like, I'm going to throw a bunch of money. That's like saying, I need to use a bathroom real quick, so I'm going to fly to Paris and go to the Louvre real fast. I'm going to pay about a thousand bucks for a ticket so I could use their bathroom.

It's honestly just to say I finished an album at Mercedes and then have that as part of the album sale. Like, oh, I finished. He gets the streets talking and that shit works on people for some reason now. You got it. So he made this album. Donda. I got to be honest. We're going to come back to

We're wanting to wait But I'm going to do it now If you guys listen And you guys decided to get this album And start it from the beginning It's got to be one of the If not the worst start to a CD album You could possibly ever fucking do

We'll come back to that In the meantime Let's start with jail Let's hear this track We started with it Let's go into the lyrics You don't want to just like play the intro To the album

I want the whole thing We're going to do it This is going to it All right If you were to start The Kanye album Start your new album You just put it in

there CD player and it goes, do you wait, you know how the reading disc. Boop, it starts. This is what you would hear. Dundo, done, da, dunder, danda. Dondah, danda, dunder, dunda, danda, donda, donda, danda, dund, don da, dander, danda, dander, down to, danda. Donda, donda, danda, danda, danda, da, danda, danda, danda, da, danda, da, da. Dunda, dund da, dund da, dund da, dunda, dund da, dunda, dund da, dund, dund, dund, dund. I'm going to take a pause real quick here just to... It's not done. No, no, no, no, we need... It's literally not even halfway done. I mean, I just feel like we need a breather for a second just to dissect what we just took in.

What is it happening? Like, how do you start your album? Usually they have a cool, like, we're about to do this here. It's like a cool, like, oh, shit, shit's about to go down. It could have been anything. It could have been like a sound of like the beginning sound effects of like a crazy Marvel movie, just like some kind of like, whosh. And like people are like, what is that? What is that representing? What does that even mean? Yeah.

And then just go into it. Yeah. He decided to do the don't do chant. It could have even been like a person saying a poem or something. I don't know. If you want to go the artistic route, there's no way you're going to tell me that any aspect of this bullshit is of the artistic. variety. Like, oh no, but you got to hear the way they're saying it.

The algorithm. She extends the Donda. Are you kidding? And this is, again, Castle Love. He was a fan of the first three albums. He was a fan of three albums. He was a fan of three albums. He was a fan of three hours.

I want to love Kanye. I really do. I want to love Kanye. But he agrees with me on this. What a fucking stupid start to an album. I think that's what he wanted to people to talk about how stupid it was.

That's my only guess as to why you would do this. Although I would say real quick that when you go to his concert and he decides to start this Donda Chan, I've guaranteed the entire fucking crowd is going to know the exact cadence. In every inflection.

They're going to be like, don't. Like, alt out dundah, because fucking people are weird and will memorize that shit. They get obsessive culture about it. In that note, let's finish it. Let's finish it out. Let's finish it out.

Kanye, hit us with that good shit. Danda. Donda. Donda. Donda. Donda. Donda.

Donda. Donda. Donda. Donda. Donda. Dunda Dundda Dund Dund Dada

She's looking at Kanye In the city right now Being like Keep going Dund Dund Dund Dada Dund Danda Dund Dund Danda Dund Danda

Donda Dund Danda Uh oh And that brings us to where we are And that brings us to now I do want to like Just I don't know Fuck you Kanya

We have this thing You start to fucking album I didn't By the way Because you started that way I didn't listen to another fucking track on your album I immediately went to

my 70s funk yeah yeah we got you plugged in you bitch should not I fucking hate our radio our radio always talking shit she's like

Bluetooth off I'm like fuck you I got white teeth I'm fucking by the way I used to be real confused by Bluetooth when it first came out like

why would they name it Bluetooth you're supposed to have what if you have a black anyway the tooth thing always did me out is that why you call it white tooth right now?

Yeah. That was stupid. The point I actually wanted to bring up was the first time I heard, this is the second time I've heard this track. The first time was when we were in Austin. I was like, you gotta hear this. Shut up.

Fuck you. And Justin said, like, I just want you to hear the first track. Like, it's a must here. And he started playing it. And I had this, like, slowly more and more increasing, horrified face and I think you actually took out your

phone and started recording like my reaction to it. I have the video. So we should actually, we should throw that up. Maybe we'll throw that up on the dissect DJs. Yeah, yeah, we will for sure. Instagram page since, you know, God knows we need more content for all you. Yeah, so yeah, we'll add that. We're going to see the video of Castle actually hearing this. Once we put out the track, I'll be the next thing I put,

and he hears it and he immediately realizes how shitty of an issue. He realized what is actually, I'm trying to like put together what is actually happening. He wanted to be like, oh, they're going to be like a brother. I was ready for to hear a banger. I was ready to hear a banger. Something, something. A beat drop. No.

Yeah, it was super dispressed. All right. And then that song brings us into the track that we're going to jail, which comes in with a pretty hard. Like, it's a cool start. So let's go. So exactly, that should have been the intro to the whole album. Why couldn't we just jump in with that?

Why didn't he end? He could have ended with Donda, Donda, Donda, at the end of the track, and then you wouldn't even care because it's the end of the album. But let's get back into jail, right? Here goes, Jail from the Donda album. You, Kanye. I mean, guess he's going to jail the night, though. Apparently, because there's some text message or?

I don't know. I actually don't know why the hell he's going to jail right night. We need to actually run it all the way back. How did that not drop into, like, a doper beat? It should have, by this point. It should have, like, had... I'm been going to jail tonight. Something, I don't know.

It should have been picked up, especially this being the beginning of the album, I would have liked to have had, like, where how many, we are fucking done Two and a half minutes in now I'm pretty sure the whole song does that

For the rest of the fucking song It's probably not going to like getting crazy That's how it is I'm a golden jail night All right But let's try Let's break down lyric wise Go ahead hit me

Hit me Because at this point Take what you want Take everything Take what you want Better that I change my number So you can explain Violence in the night

violence in the night priors, priors do you have any priors? Well, that one time, I'll be honest we all liars, let it go. What the fuck is happening here? What the hell is going to do?

Apparently he has priors. I get the priors thing. Honestly, that's the thing that made the most sense to me. I didn't know violence, violence in the night. I didn't understand that. I didn't understand. Better change my number so you can't explain. that right there immediately makes you feel like

like okay you just some fucked up shit you know the effort that goes into having to like change your fucking number you gotta go extreme for that dude you gotta like change phone carriers you gotta like then let everybody know that you actually care about that you want to actually be able to contact you gotta remember your own number you're like

that's gonna be like a whole like game you play for like the next month or two at least you're gonna be like my number's three put no wait no I changed it oh and I'm like 714 now yeah it's got a new area cut and everything it doesn't feel like you I gotta be honest

if you had a new number for like the longest time like I'd have this like I'm uncomfortable my own skin thing like this doesn't feel like me like you'd feel like you're doing something wrong by having a new number like man I liked my old number I said it talking about numbers again because the first line he said was like better that I changed my number so you can't explain and then anyways can we just can we sum this up real quick yeah this is real quick this song sucks I'm pulled over and I got priors guess be going going down. Guess who's going to jail tonight? And that's where he just basically says that about nine times. And then he says, God, go and post my bail tonight. Okay, so he's waiting

on God to post his bail. You're going to be waiting. Got to be honest, I feel like you should use a better legal strategy. If I was, you know, sitting in jail, I'm not waiting on God to post my bail. Maybe give you some good energy. Hit up your agent or something. He might give you some good vibes, good thoughts. But actual De Niro to clear your parole It's not going to happen on me.

It ain't gonna happen. God don't work like that. Does that say something about like the circle that Kanye runs with? It's like the first person he's hoping is gonna actually post bail. It's like God. Like, you know, a lot of these motherfuckers are actually gonna like turn it around

and be like, oh shit, Kanye got snatched. All right, you know what? I heard Jay's looking for like a new like wingman on the side. He's looking for somebody to just like, Nause is trying to come back and shit. I don't know. That's a hard knock.

Is that Noss? That's cheesy. That's jason. I love it when Justin, like, shows his absolute lack of actual knowledge of it. I do have, but I'm good at it. I don't remember where we snuck up. It's a weird. I definitely have a weird dynamic of, like, I know what I'm doing.

I mean, that one was actually unforgible. You just ask if Hard Knock Life was Noss. I'm not. I don't know. Hip Hop. How about that? I don't fucking love. You do, though.

That's like, shit that you. But I really don't. I really don't. Yes. You have a better knowledge of like 60s. Oh, I'll kill that shit. Yeah. Spiral staircase.

Some, what is that? No, don't. I don't want to know. Don't worry about it. Ah, I love you more today than yesterday. But, anyway. I'm not even going to play it. I know I should play it.

Play it a simple. I'm not going to do. I'm not going to. You're not going to put you going to play. Spiral Staircase. What the fuck is that? but not as much as tomorrow only because we wasted

30 seconds on it now but I'm only going to play less than 10 seconds that's good I love you for today anyways so all right so we're going to sum this up we're not even going to listen any more of this track because it doesn't pick up I listen to the rest of it already it just keeps going

you don't want to go you don't want to go over any of the other list of no we know what it's doing he's in jail right this one feels like it's Say whatever American reading that you think. Don't you curse at me on text. Why you try to hit the flex? I hold up like, what?

I scroll. I scroll up like next. Guess who's getting exed? Like next. Guess who's getting exed? He says it twice. So you made a choice that you're bad. Single life ain't so bad.

Oh, is he talking about like some Kim shit boat? That's definitely a slap shit, Kim. All right, all right. All right. This is his hate song to Kim. Look, this is probably. Probably one of those times when it's like, yeah, we should be like more in tune what the fuck Kanye is like trying to do with his albums and like read the little articles online. They're like, oh, Kanye should throw a shade.

We're not going to. We just don't care about that shit. And we're going to like read this shit raw. And like, here's the thing. If your song about jail is mostly about you texting your ex and like being like scrolling up on your phone and being like, bitch, the fuck. Who's really the bitch? Didn't respond to me like that one time when I was like, what's good though? and you were just like, you just, oh, I didn't respond for like five hours.

Fuck you. Guess who's going to jail tonight? Fucking Kanye North. Kanye West of all people. This isn't some fucking, like, broke-ass, like, high school student that's just going through, like, bullshit. Kanye West is going to go to jail for, like, a missed text from, like, his wife. We were on a good path until you just. So we're going to go ahead and say, second, first song, Donda, whatever the fuck that was, chant,

sucks. Second one, about jail, and you texting your ex, even though you're Kanye fucking West. Oh, wait, Jay-Z has a verse. We should get to the Jay-Z. All right, let's listen to Jay-Z real quick. Yeah. Because I hate Jay-Z. I didn't realize that until I just scrolling into the lyrics. Jay-Z, one of the most overrated. Have you guys seen that Tiffany commercial of him and fucking Beyonce? So last, go sit down. I have not. Both of you. You're saying last name ever. It's not his last name. Yeah, exactly. First name, great. Okay. No, I don't honestly, like, I'm not, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, first of all, I feel like if there's anybody that it's like over accomplished in a career, it's definitely Jay Z. And Beyonce, it just, like, bails him out on that all the time. Calls himself the greatest and then he actually pulls Beyonce, kidding me. So, like, that alone, like, show, like, oh, okay, well, then, like, I guess everything he's been saying about himself, like, he's just, like, validated by Beyonce being there, you know? Um, from a producer standpoint. Yeah, yeah, from a rapper standpoint.

I'm going to put him in my top ten. Not my top ten. But he shakes the track of he's on there and he makes it more noteworthy. So the fact that we're dealing with the track where Kanye features Jay Z, we got to listen to the jiggy man. What you got, Jay? God and my cells. That's my cellie. Made in the image of God.

That's a selfie. Five times a day. So many felonies. Who going to post my bell? Lord, help me. Hold on. Dona, I'm with your baby when I touch back roll. Don't stop all of that red cat.

We're going home. I meet with all of these sins, casting stones. Might be the return of the throne. Thrown. Hova and Jesus, like Moses and Jesus. You're not in control of my thesis. You already know what I think about think pieces. For you actually already told you he think he is.

Don't try to jail my thoughts and think pre-sons. I can't be controlled with programming presets. Reset. On my cell In my cell in my cell the night Don't have to see you to touch you This is what Braille look like It's on sight

They take me to jail Come my girl Tell her send my mail We know what hell look like Still it's a hell of a life Yikes Guess it's going All right and yeah

That's pretty much just that The rest of the way So I fell asleep Justin literally You ever does it off on that one I fell asleep What?

Why does this song not pick up at any point? It sucks, dude. Fuck you, Kanye. Fuck you Jay-Z. You guys are supposed to be the artist of 20 fucking years where you guys are bringing the heat, bringing the jazz, supposed to make everybody feel good.

And you guys pull this fucking song out of your ass as the number two track in your fucking album. Fuck both of you guys, dude. I don't give a fuck if I get sued of this. You guys can take all my money because I don't have that shit and I'm going to fucking talk about. Fuck both you.

Fuck you. Fuck you, Kanye West. Fuck you, J.C. You're supposed to be masters of the industry and you guys fucking suck. Asholes. Pieces of shit. Tell us to fucking listen to the album coming from the fucking

You guys listen to a stadium And you guys Mercedes thing, break, make it Oh look at the fuck out of here So you're telling me that Comparing Hoven Jesus to Moses and Jesus Yeah, yeah these fucking guys Let's put ourselves on the extreme level Shut the fuck up

You're more like Ass and crack Bitch You're gonna stand by that one? That was good It was pretty good It came pretty quick So I'm gonna cut

As in crack Not like crack like crack cocaine with like ass and crack of an asshole yeah I didn't really understand like how it was this because they're the shit because they're the shit

and that'd be a good thing though ass and crack the shit I'm just connecting all the dots here's putting it anyways whatever I'm trying to connect them for you I don't feel like they're connecting like you think they are but like I uh no I just this this song absolutely needed to get just like a jump

up aside like it has I really like how it comes in it actually comes in I like to guess who's going to jail tonight is actually like a cool like a little hook right there and he needs to slam it just needs to like get like a little jump up somewhere and even when like j z comes in like just the guitar let's just say the guy who's like working the guitar for this song like he's got an easy night on this one he's literally just hitting the computer the repeat chan chan so yeah uh j z's uh whole verse was a lot about like uh god in his cell made even he he had a all fucking dacity to said made in the image of God, that's a selfie.

I honestly sometimes wonder when Jay-Z looks in the mirror like what he legit sees. He's got to see it. He's got to know he's ugly. You've got to know your ugly, bro. You've got to know your ugly. But he's got to keep up the idea that when he looks at the mirror, he sees a god. And I got to say, this goes back to the Beyonce thing. He's been playing that whole like, I am the best ever.

And Beyonce comes along and has validated that by just being there. and like continue to remain with him. And now he's saying shit like when he looks in the mirror, he's like seeing God, that's a selfie. I don't know if you've ever done this, but you ever random, you look at your balls? And they're kind of not very good looking, right?

They're kind of gross. That's what, this reminds me to Jayzy. Yeah, nobody's balls are going. Very similar, very similar feeling I get when I see Jayzy's face and my balls. Okay? I think we all think that at some point.

I'm just connecting the dots here. That's what this is for. So, but yeah, whatever, dude. Are we rating this getting the fuck out of here? Like, you know what I'm about to rate this shit. Yeah. Like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Sorry, so I haven't really listened to Donda.

I feel like Donda is one of those things where I was supposed to want to listen to, like, the whole album. But I just really haven't, like it. I've heard a couple songs, and like there's some I like, I really like the one with the Lauren Hill sample, which, ironically, is the same exact song that Drake used as a sample a few years ago. Yeah. Great classic Lauren Hill song. Stop using the same fucking samples. I haven't actually listened.

It's a long fucking out. A lot of songs. And I just got to feel like a lot of them are just bullshit. Just based on the intro alone. I feel like there's a lot of these that are just throwaways that he was just like. You know the way Kanye is right now. Put it in. He just does like a minute of some shit.

And he's just like, boom, put it. Don't question. I'm a genius. Throw that track 17. But as I'm just scrolling the list of songs, do you want to know? Oh my God. God, it's literally, oh my God, there's so many tracks. It's got to, I don't want to count all of them,

but it looks like maybe track 25. You know I know what it's called? What is it? Jail Part 2. Oh. Okay, so they might pick up. Like, you might have, that's what I got to think. It better, dude, because if it's the first track and then the second one's doper and it hits harder,

like has a dope beat behind it. In which case, if that's what happens, I would say maybe just combine the two into one song and just make that fire. Yeah. But yeah. I wonder if the beat change. All right, but like now that I'm seeing it, like, okay, we've got to listen to it. All right, let's hear. And hopefully this is where the song actually looks out.

I hope we changed it a bit. We'll see. We'll see. Let's hear it. Go ahead, play that thing. All right, let's go. This is jail part two off of donda, donda, donda, don't da. Donda.

Donda. I'm getting a fucking bored just saying it. All right, jail part two. Wait, that's the exact same fucking. Wait a second. No, you should know this is a different song No, wait, no way, actually thought I legit thought I actually played the same one

No, this is part two Another five minutes song by the way See if it goes to the middle and it picks up I'm gonna skip forward Are you gonna skip forward or Shut the fuck up All right, go even farther Oh my God, you did it literally

It made like a seamless skip right there I honestly felt like he didn't touch it Shuttle meters open up the jail And you can tell my baby mamas get to bear money I said one thing they ain't like through me I like they ain't killed for me Through me I like them garbage huh And that food Turn out

Turn out But I ain't really mad because when I look at it I'm getting them snakes about my grass and that's a good habit I'm ready for war let's get at them and team and I bank on him Just beat the eyes too deep as me and goshin good at it And I'm great at it Myself I'm back at it How did these people try to tell me out of talk

I'm not seen what I was taught my mom or two three jobs and take a three-year-old kids my uncle's watchers. We was raised by the crack catty. Raised by the drug dealers, killers and the junkies. Junkies. Mama couldn't save us because she had to get the money. Shut the fuck up. All right. It didn't. It did not change at all. It did be. I've already spoken to my piece.

You know what? One thing COVID has taught me is to calm, breathe, and not get so worked up over things. You're supposed to have learned that way before COVID. Fuck that, dude. Also, we had COVID along us. This fucking multimillionaire, close to billionaire, decided to put out an album of which two of the tracks of the exact same sound?

Are you fucking kidding? It basically sounded to me like it was the same song, but this one had the baby instead of Jay Z coming in. So he got the old classic rapper and then a new rapper and then that way it's... And they both together. It was almost like,

what if he gave them both this chance? to be like, all right, this is my song, and I want you to come in on the third. They didn't know. They didn't know. They didn't know they're going to do. And then he didn't say he couldn't pick, and he didn't want to, like, combine the two into one song,

which is really what the fuck he should have done. And then he was just like, all right, I'm just going to make. There's so many songs on this album that maybe by the time they get to track 26, they will have forgotten that jail already happened. Or maybe they will be like, I kind of want to hear jail again.

I'm just going to give it to him again. But this time they got the baby on it. Fuck this. Yeah, we don't need to actually break down any of the lyrics. because I just feel like it's, I don't know. Yeah, I just feel like this song. The song is just wearing me out. Kanye, you blew it.

Why is this song making me feel tired? We didn't cast. We were ready. We were hype. We started. We took a shot together. We were like, let's go, dude. Let's do our fucking Dasick.

Kanye Donda. DJ, we were all hype. And then we. We haven't got to record in like over a month. We were like all hyped about it. And then midway through this, motherfucker. And I was like, what I've been hearing last like month is like, oh, Donda. Everybody's talk about Donna.

I was like, we got to do something on. don't da. Donda. Don't da. Don't da. And it's very fitting that the intro track is shit. Literally just a girl like repeating the name of the album and like almost like falling asleep as she's like doing it. Like she's like you could feel her exhaustion by like minute 40 of that intro.

I've just been like, okay. Seriously. Anybody that likes this album, go ahead and give us a call at 555-4-2-9-4. All right. And let us know. We haven't actually listened to like the whole album, though. I don't go to fuck a carry-tell. You listen to Jail Part 1 and Jail Part 2.

There's not a single track on this entire album. There's no way. The all fucking dacity of making two tracks, the exact same thing, just shows how much this guy has like lost touch with like what made him, like yeah, him a star. Like I said, I fucking love college drop out, lay registration, graduation. Those albums would not. never have had the same song repeated twice with just a different featured artist.

That just wouldn't happen. It would happen. And he was just like, it was just more of like a tight piece of music concocted to kind tell a story that was like created the way an album should be. Now he's literally just got like, I'm literally lost count. I want to say like 30 to 40 tracks and he's repeating shit. And neither song ever picks up. All right.

One more time. Let's just go to the end of this. I'm going to give it one more at chance. We're going to go to the last portion of jail part. to and just see if maybe it does at least jump up like he adds another like just layer to something all right real quick before you do connie if you want to fucking see me dude all right right i'm playing it right now guilty because they're gonna have to take you all right it's not it's not gonna do it's not it you want to fucking see me ro yeah i'll tell you this shit straight to your face

i'll be like yo conya i know you're a bill your fucking error and i got shit for money i have a mitchie b gets four miles a gallon gangster listen i'll look at you in your eye and be like What the fuck were you thinking putting out that stupid fucking album and then I'll slap you. Here's the thing. I'll slap you. I get arrested. Stop talking all the time. Guess who's going to jail tonight?

Me. It would be me slapping the fuck out of Kanye. And like getting on the cover of the team. Kanye Northwest. So I get what he was going for like honestly. Like the pieces are there on this one for a banger. That's what's frustrating. It's like I can imagine a group of dudes like started like a pregame and get a

hyped and like getting hyped on this and everybody's like guess who's going to jans and that and like i'm sure that's been happening around the country and shit but it's just like begging to just be kicked into that next gear like it should start that way like it all has the pieces to be started you could have that jiga verse you could have that the baby verse and just really like kill it it just never like takes off it stays in first gear the whole time and there's two versions of it, not just one, two in a single album. Which I've never seen.

I've never seen that happen in a single time. Which is probably a thing that makes Kanye think he's a genius for doing that. He guarantee you was like, yo, this mom- I'm doing shit you never seen before. I'm fucking Jesus. I'm Jesus. Which, by the way.

Literally calls himself Jesus. The fuck out of you're stupid. All right, dude. I'm going to go ahead and rate this out. I'm going to slap this out. They'll slap this out. Are you ready for it? Out of five, how many slaps we've given? I'm just like breathe.

A heavy a couple of us. Makes everybody think they're gonna clap with nothing. You get nothing for this. You get zero credit. Especially with you being the fucking yeas of music that you're supposed to be, a legend that you're supposed to be, 20 years in the industry that you're supposed to be renting out the Mercedes-Benz Stadium like you did to make this fucking album.

And you come up with this as your first track, second track, and apparently 25th track in your fucking thing. Fuck you, Kanye, northeast. You piece of shit. What are you rating it? What are you rating it, Castle? I'm sorry, I have to go back to the Mercedes. been stadium thing so did he just like rent out like a single office no the entire stadium it was

like a million dollar a day or something like that like and he was just like like doing like yeah look that up with google how much did whatever yeah he fucking no i'll look it up all we're talking why you rate it out i'll look it up all right you look it up all right for jail by conier i'm going to give it mm-mm don't do it no good i'm glad you've rubbed against it all right did you hear that That was how close I wanted to come to giving two. I wanted to give it two slaps. I want, like, me hearing the guess who's going to jail tonight, down, down. That is worth two slaps alone, right?

And I wanted to do it. But then I thought about the fact that it never picks up. Then I thought about the fact that this motherfucker has taken up two spots on the album, like a goddamn car that's double parked in front of a 7-Eleven, taking up two glorious spots that anybody could you be using. Glorious. and the fact that the intro was that bullshit don't a chant who if anybody i hey come see me you want to say you'd like to be like talk tough and like bullshit and like act like you'd fight a rapper if you saw him in person i legit want somebody to come see me and tell me try to talk me into that intro track try to tell me that that is some low key genius art and like oh you don't understand everybody's gonna chant it everybody's gonna chant it you don't understand what conio was going for like the genius of like what no no explain to me why that fucking intro makes any goddamn sense and all of that

combined i have to take a slap away so it's like got to stick it away i literally had my hands so close that they started rubbing up on the microphone but i'm not going to give it to him no i'm sticking at one stick it on one clap and a quick google a quick google search has let me know i'm going to read it verbatim conier west paying one million dollars a day to live inside the mercedes ben stadium uh conier's reported paying one million to rent the mercedes even though the room looks pretty uncomfortable it turns out it's still pretty expensive

to rent out an entire stadium for yourself I imagine it would what do you like sleep on the 50 yard line like a sleeping bag I definitely would have done some weird shit I tell you that I would have ran naked

around the fucking thing for sure like it sounds like a dope like way to end a bachelor party or something you know like let's fucking go check out the Mercedes Ben Stadium shitting on the 50 yard line would be kind of cool like I probably would have done that

just you know can you imagine like the stadium's all on you're just shitting. You're like, very unique shit. Yeah, literally everything Kanye did to make this track in this album is not as stupid as the shit that you just said. Everybody now is stupider.

Everybody feels grosser. You devalue the Mercedes-Benz dome merely by speaking of it, which is a legendary dome. They've come back from two hurricanes now. Drew Rees had a legendary record there. You know, a lot of cool shit happened there. And I'm shitting on the 50-yard line if I were to rent it for a million dollars a day. Exactly.

You know, I didn't think that anybody could actually rent the dome for something stupider than Easy did, but here we are. That's what I do, baby. That's what Jack does. He makes things stupider than any other stupid person in history. Hey. But, you know what? I'm a smart guy, though. We back and we dissecting some bullshit.

On that note, my IQ's like not a foe. Fuck out of here, bro. I'm pretty good on Dundee. I don't really have anymore. I don't want to fall asleep. I want to, like, get hype. So, uh, what do you say we get hyped on some good shit at that point, all right? You ready for that?

Before we do, I'm going to save this real quick. Fuck you, Kanye. Next!