Dissect DJs - Let's Get in Trouble with HOT TAKES!

Episode Date: September 30, 2025

We're feeling spicy on Episode 147 as we break out some of the hottest takes to the hottest tunes! What movie character would actually completely suck to be around, the most overrated member of a band, the best inventions ever made, the right and wrong ways to eat your food, and which city cares wayyy too much how you do it! No person, thing or topic is safe - NEXT!Watch the video podcast on YouTube: https://youtu.be/4nmpzo_XtiQAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Hey. Let's go. It's my fucker. Let's go. Dissect DJs. What's going on? Everybody, we're back. The only DJs I like to spin it, mix it, throw it back and dissect it.

And guess what? I know we did the last episode that we said we're in the new studio, but if you have not looked at our YouTube, you've got to get there because our studio, Castle hooked this shit up. I got flames behind me. I got a TV behind me. We got three cameras. We got lights. We got...

We are on... He's on fire. He's on fire. We're fucking heating. Fire. Whatever. Oh, and Jag brought his sound effect kit to the building today. Basic DJ booth going on.

Let's go, man. So this is what we would like to do today. I had an idea. Let's get in trouble with hot takes. Fire. Up in here, this burning hat wheel. Fire, fire. That's right.

And that, of course, is Lloyd B. banks, we on fire. We might dissect that a little bit, but it's going to serve as the backdrop because I feel I'm a little spicy today. I feel like I got to send over something that's spice this way and then Jag Castle. We're going to send it all the way out today. Exactly. Because I think that there's a lot of hot take business going on right now and I'm like, we can do that. We can get into that. Yeah. Put a little like, you know what? I actually just realized I meant to bring us lighters so we could just like keep it. Yeah, we don't need it. We got. We're good. So what we're going to do today, Castle, explain this to me

because I'm still a little confused, but I feel like I'm going to figure it out if you explain it one more time to the audience in one of our three cameras. This is what I actually learned. I gave him this idea a long time ago. I explained to him what I wanted it to do. I was like, let's just do hot takes.

And I didn't understand. And then I just kind of figured out in the last like day or so. Apparently Justin doesn't understand what a hot take is. I've been asking him to prepare some hot takes and he's like, yeah, I'll figure it out. And when I asked him specifically, his first one was,

and I'm going to go ahead and say it. No, no, no. Let me kick us up. All right, fine. You explain... Pineapples on pizza. All right, let me explain it... Wack.

Let me explain the hot take the way I want to, okay? And I will get to the pineapple and pizza thing. Here's my first hot take. Don't tell me that I can't put ketchup on shit. Fire! I grew up in an era where everybody loved ketchup. People were like, let's put ketchup on everything. And I just grew up, I was like, that was the thing that I just sauced up everything with.

I was just used to it. Is it the best sauce? No. not the best sauce. One of the worst sauces, actually. Maybe. Not maybe. It just works, though.

There's so many better sauces. You got ranch. You got Soie. You got like... What was the second one? Soie. Oh, soy. What would that work with her fries?

Yeah. You never had soy sauce with fries. You've never had soy sauce with fries. We were going to fight over this. But it's okay. This point is it's not my favorite sauce. It's not even my top five. Probably not even top ten.

But don't, like, people, we got at some point, we flipped it to where it's like the near mention of, Putting ketchup on shit. Furiates people. They go off. They're like, you can't put ketchup on a hot dog. Guess what? I damn well sure can't.

All right? And that's the only way that I actually want to eat my hot dog, to be honest. Like what? Is hot dog some sort of glamorous, amazing piece of meat? No, it's a fucking trash dog that I'll have at a ballgame. And I'm going to put ketchup and mustard on it. You are using one of the few times, the few times that ketchup is okay to use. Yeah.

Okay? Yes, hot dog. What else? Maybe a little French fry. Maybe a little hamburger. What else are you putting your ketchup on, Caswell? Chicken nuggets. Fries.

I always said fries. Can you get chicken nuggets? You're getting the number four. What else? What is the main thing? That's it? That's it. A burger?

Oh, chicken sandwich. I like it on a good chicken sandwich. The problem with people like you is, you'll put it on sushi. You'll put it on your macaroni. You are assuming a lot and I'm offended. Your macaroni and cheese randomly. So you're telling me you want to put soy sauce and fries and then ketchup. on sushi that's where you're like I'm just saying you're the type of person that might do that

no I'm not the type person that's going to do that I'm just saying don't tell me I can't put ketchup on shit and it speaks to this entire idea where they want to forecast what they like on their food and then drive it home to you I'm talking to you Chicago let me say this I love Chicago great city to visit one of the best cities I've ever been to excellent landscape it's actually very clean great people very fun energy there's something about People from Chicago that want to tell you how you have to eat your food, especially if it's Chicago-based. If it's Chicago dog, Chicago pizza.

I can know with that. New York people kind of do it a little bit too. Chicago is special. But Chicago get, like everybody I've known from Chicago. They get angry. Yeah, yeah, I've had that. They're like, what? Are you putting ranch on that pizza?

You don't can't put ranch on pizza? He's on fire! I have this specific memory of one time this girl telling me years ago, we were discussing how meatballs are best served and I was like yeah I like meatballs with barbecue sauce and I remember her saying like you can't put your barbecue sauce on meatballs and I was just like really I can't watch me watch me why I actually wish I had some right now like let me let me show you oh it still works turns out it still works you know what the best part about my meals are you don't have to eat them you could just sit there and watch or not that's fine and this goes along with a whole pizza with a pineapple thing

what you're adding a second one now I can't get one in you went right to right to your second thing at you. Now you're going ketchup, now you're putting pineapples on the same subject. No, no, it's not. Wait, you want to go off? Yeah, jump in, jump out, go off.

If you wear your shoes without socks, you are disgusting. Okay? I hate it. I hate seeing a guy they cross their legs and there's no socks

and they're like, yeah, that's what I do. Go put some ankle socks on. You smelly foot, nasty, mhm, your feet are heating up. And you're,

Oh, God. And they're nasty. Don't do that. So grimy. What are you thinking? Like, ew, man. I hate that. Every time I see it, I look at the guy, I'm like, we can't be friends.

People will do it with, like, a suit and everything, too. They're like, wear, like, Gucci shoes with, like, no socks. I hate that shit. I hate that shit. Now you can go to your pineapple. Pineapple is just an extension of the same thing I was saying before. No, it wasn't. That's two different condiments, dude.

That's not even a condiment. It's a fucking fruit vegetable. I don't even know what a pineapple. Is it a vegetable? Is it a fruit? It's definitely a fruit. I don't know. It might be, it might be one of those that's like a fruit,

but actually defined as a vegetable. People get incensed at the idea that you might like your pizza with pineapple. And again, it's like, cool. This slice that I'm eating, you don't have to touch it. You don't have to look at it, okay? I think pizza with pineapple and pepperonies, maybe some ham. I would argue it's a top three pizza condiment. Blame.

It is What are my favorite condiments that go on pizza? I don't know why I work It doesn't seem like it's disgusting It doesn't seem like it shimmer But it does On salty Like if you have pepperoni

Because it works Because it fucking plays No it does it No it does not Not to you but guess what You know what's great about that You don't have to fucking eat at my pizza I like pizza

I like pizza with some pineapple on it And you guys can just like Go ahead and go about Having an entire pie That has none of that some fucking anchovies on that. You could eat it with glass for all I care. Eat your pizza the way you want to eat it. I'll eat mine over here and we don't have to fucking talk ever again, really, to be honest. If you go to the store and don't know what you're about to buy, you're an idiot.

I hate it when I go to the store with somebody and they're like, let's just go to the store and we'll figure something out. Why are we here? Like, what do you, you have no idea what you've got to? No, I just figure we get there. And we'll give something. No, man, we've got to have a reason and a way to get to something. Okay, I can't stand going somewhere. It doesn't even have to be a store. Anything.

Let's have a plan. Let's have a, like, a reason to do something. I can't stand the whole, like, you know, spontaneous. Let's just, no, no. Heeding up. I'm getting. He's on fire. We better have a reason to go wherever the fuck we're going.

That's all I got to say. I'm tired of it. All right. Is this happen with, like, Target runs? Because I feel like Target is the main. culprit of where this kind of thing happens there it really happens at Costco and I end up Costco too yeah people's a bad deal and then I'm walking out it's and everybody knows this you think you're gonna spend 50 you come out five hundred dollars deep me like how

the hell did this just happen because I didn't know because we had no idea where we're going and we just went a spontaneous trip to buy some shit mm-hmm I'm blame blame yeah I've had grocer runs I'd say Target is the one I think of the first of it It's like, I have an idea. Like, I need to go to Target to get these things. I am very specific with my grocery running, actually. I know exactly what aisles I want to hit. I usually have a game plan in advance.

I don't usually just, like, walk around and be like, but what else do they got? Yeah, because I don't like spending time at the grocery store. I don't like spending time at malls. Shopping for clothing. You get it. I will, yeah, maximum 15 minutes, maybe 30. 30 max.

You stay longer than that. You're going to spend way too much. And, you know, I don't got the pockets for it just yet. I don't care, dude. I also just don't want to fucking spend all the time looking and trying on clothes. I will do it get your ass out of this fucking place. So that's mine. Let's go with a plan, please. Lloyd Banks! Go! I don't think we're going to go back to Lloyd. I have so many fire songs. I have so many fire songs. Yeah, but I want to hear Lloyd Banks. Okay, after, I'm going to give mine and then after I drop it,

I want you to hit Lloyd Banks hard with it, okay? All right. All right. Follow me in this one. This one's a little confusing. Fire! The lead singer of a band is both the most underrated and overrated. At the same time. I can go with that band. I can go with that. All right. Let me explain.

So obviously the lead singer, they're the most popular, well-known. They're the face of the band. Okay, they're face of the operation. Same time, I could argue that they're probably doing the least in terms of musical terms. Heeding up. The music gets formulated by the guitar player, the keys player, the drummer. They're the ones that really got a no shit. They put it all together.

Who does needs to do more training? Guy just kind of singing it, especially, and this is where the point comes in, all these times where these fucking singers become like the face of it, and they're just like a fucking disaster because they don't really have to do that much, especially when you look back

in some of those beds in the 80s where they just kind of be like, I don't think you have any vocal training. I literally think you're just like, I'm a drunken mess, and I got, you have ever seen the doors, the movie, with Val Kilmer? And I mean, you have to know,

Val Kilmer studies when he wants, well, studied because he's unfortunately no longer with us. But he made sure he got into character of whoever he said and studied. And that's exactly what Van Morrison, not Van Morrison. The doors. Yeah, but not Van Morrison. Oh, Jim Morrison. I knew I was. My bad.

I watched that movie. And the first thing I thought of after it was over, it was like, dude, that band was held hostage by this fucking druggy maniac. Who would just show up and do whatever the fuck you want. wanted, he would be a goddamn disaster. Who knows if he would incite a riot, what I would say or do on stage. And they just had to, like, deal with it because they're like, well, that's what everybody knows is the doors. This guy is just, he's got us by the balls and, like, whatever he does. And I'm going to take a step further.

All right? I'm going to add on. I'm going to yoga flame this bitch. Yoga flame. You think about a man like Motley Crew? I watched a documentary around there. Actually, it wasn't even documentary. It was one of those movies.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What did they call it biopics? I don't know. At the beginning where they get that girl to squirt and she squirts across the room. And they're like, yeah. I'd be like, what is happening right now, dude? I don't remember that part, but yeah. It sounds like something that would happen.

It's right at the beginning. She scorts 20 feet across the floor, dude. I'm like, first of all, applause. Fire. Fire. But still, how's that happening in the middle of a party? Like, so they always made these bands like Mali Kura to be like,

dude, these guys were fucking badass. They're fucking rock stars. They always do this. They always do this. Yeah, they're so hardcore. They don't give a fuck. Yeah. Then you listen to their music.

And here's my hot take care. The music sucks. The music sucks. Let's be real. Monty Krew was basically just like in sync 10 years earlier. I think we turned off some listeners because some people are die hard. I know they're dying. With the two dots on the fucking O or whatever, you know, in the name. But their music was, what was that one song that they were like most known for?

Girls, girls, girls. Girls, girls. Yeah, like, like Will Smith's new fucking pretty, I like pretty girls. Will Smith, go home, dude. you're done you're done go home my man what was the fucking motley crew song that I'm thinking of all right so they're music sucked they have more hair spray than your girlfriend does in her closet on in their head

leather chaps they fucking wear like mascara what is that about tell me what makes these guys fucking more hardcore that like honestly the only difference between them and like what like in singh and backstreet boys were with the sound and like the way they were in the general is like that they just told you like no we're fucking hardcore They did this. That was it.

They fucking did this. I don't know. We're badass. Dude, we do drugs. And then they were more up front with like their drug doing habits and shit. But like the sound of those bands and shit, like that I just think that they were boy bands before they realized what boy bands were. That's exactly what they were. If you told me one of their songs was new kids on the block just before to write stuff, I'd have been like, yeah, it sounds like it gets about right, you know?

Here's a hot take for you. Let's go. Hey, guys. Talk about it. When you go to the beat. Or a pool or any setting of which you're you know going into some water Stop thinking it's okay to wear thongs or you know the little skippy things like like they're cute I think it's a European thing that so happened dude I DJ pools all the time and the guys walk out because they're in shape and they're like

Get put some shorts on are they trying to be funny or sexy or like a combination of both I'm okay with my masculinity and I don't mind showing off, you know, as much skin as... I don't mind small shorts. Small sports are understandable, but like not... Like, mid thigh is the most. Mid thigh is the most. Fire, fire, fire. Nobody wants to see that.

Remember? Not ladies, ladies aren't looking into you like, mm. He's cute. No, they're not. No, you're not. I'm tired of it. You guys look ridiculous. Or I've seen one dude where it was just the balls and dick was held and it was.

It was one way. It wasn't like his other side was completely clear. So you got half a cheek showing, but because his balls and half... Wait, he served him up like a pocket? Yeah, it was a ball. And then it just wraps around one side. Damn. I was like, dude, come on.

Nobody wants to see that. Nobody, no girls looking at... I'm sorry. He's on fire. No, you're not. We as a society decided a long time ago that, like, men are not supposed to be showing off body like that. At least that, that, boy, that boy, I mean? When we were kids, uh, he's on fire.

Like, I remember in the 90s, they were trying to make Speedos a thing. I remember, like, you would watch, like, the MTV, like, spring break, and, like, they'd be, like, swimsuit contests. And, like, guys would come out there with, like, a fucking, like a speedo. I won one of those. I won one of those in college. Yeah, but you didn't have a, you wore shorts. Yeah, yeah.

It was fantastic. I had great moves. He won by outdancing the competition and also he won. He won by outpounding a drink faster than everybody else. That was the one he was really proud of. He was like, I know I could out dance everybody, but I actually drink faster than everybody. That never happens by me. So stop it, guys.

That's my hot take. Hold up. If you want that Oscar Meyer. That's good one, right? Connected with our story and everything. That was good stuff right there. I'm not going to lie. It's a good way to rhyme fire with slang for your penis, but Oscar Meyer.

Can't say penis. Oscar Meyer. I know, but Oscar Meyer is not a cool slang term for penis. One more time. That's a hot take. These hot takes are flying right now. They're flying off the shelf. Like goddamn firebirds.

Star Wars Oh What? What are you going to say about Star Wars? The opening credit scroll It's awesome While iconic

Stupid as hell Takes it a little long A little difficult to read So long Such a terrible way To start your whole franchise Let's imagine Now we know Star Wars

As the franchise That it is The Balls George Lucas To be like You know what I have this whole Gameplan

I'm gonna make this Trilogy That has a pre-corrhule waiting, like apparently he had this whole game plan. You know how I'm going to start the movie? With two minutes of scrolling words. Every single one. That's going to tell you a whole story,

but especially the first one, I just want to have issues with. Just like, the idea, this was a new movie, and you're going to be like, here's, here, here, we're going to read you, a chapter about characters that you don't know yet. Oh, all right. Show me that.

Oh, Princess Leia is doing this. Who the fuck is Princess Leia? I don't know who that is yet. Oh, and C-3 comes in, and he's like, I'm a British robot. And I'm a little bit copper, but maybe a little gold. I'm quite cheeky. It's just like, okay, if you want to get me invested in the story, show it to me.

Every Star Wars movies, honestly, starts off slow as fuck, okay? And people honestly obsessed about that shit too much. I actually have fun with Star Wars people sometimes because I like, I don't even not like Star Wars, but it's just like, I just like pushing back about shit. They're a little gross. Because they, like, similar to the Chicago people with how you're supposed to eat your pizza and your hot dogs, they're like you do not everything is perfect

no this it's it's fun to get them riled up because like you tell them anything about Star Wars that like kind of sucks and they're gonna lose their mind and it's like this is my religion this is my religion he's on fire yeah you did say balls you said the balls on them

and we're talking about fire so I got to add this one fire ball I was expecting the whole beat to drop are we not getting I had one and then I started dancing. All right, pause that for a second. I kind of forgot.

You like hold on to it because I actually need to charge this for a second. Oh, should we stop in? No, she can go. All right. I'm going to throw on some other fire things because I have a ton of them here, guys. You guys ready for some more fire stuff that I got here?

Ready for this one? How about this one? Thank you, Adele. And then we have, I've got a hat up Alicia. Oh, pointer sisters. Tell us what you got, girls. Sean Kingston. You know what's funny about,

that one. It's kind of a... Can I be honest? There's so many fire songs, guys. It should be. We were originally just going to do Lloyd Banks fire, and then I was like, Castle, there's like, I could find about 18,000 fire songs here. I remember Sean Kingston had, like, gnarly, like...

He had a run. He had a run for like two years there. No, but didn't. He had a crazy, like a wave runner accident or something on like a jet ski or something. And I remember seeing some... That hacker moment when John Kingston... It gets knocked off as a jet ski and somebody has to say, somebody called 9-1. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, so that had to happen. That's a hot take. That's heat right there. Oh. I don't remember who's, oh, wait, you were up, right? I was, and then I forgot, and then I remembered, and then I forgot again. All right, let me jump in. I got it, I got it, I got it.

All of you that think it's okay to not wear deodorant. Oh, I know some of you are like, it has aluminum. and shut the fuck up shut up fire I work your armpits are okay they they're heated

they're nasty okay nobody wants to get around and I am talking about myself here because I wait about three to four days to put on a fresh coat of deodorant because of aluminum so I'm kind of talking shit about myself

but Justin I don't even know what that means you need to stop it dude aluminum yeah there's aluminum there's aluminum I don't okay cool there's also aluminum in like the cans

drink. Yeah, you're not supposed to eat that either. I don't eat the cans. Honestly, the world's gotten crazy. You're not supposed to have aluminum, plastic. Everything gives you cancer.

Yeah. It's been decided. All right? Yeah. So just try to, like, limit the amount of cancer things that you're doing. I used to work with a guy when I worked at the bar a long time ago

who apparently just decided he was, like, against deodorant for whatever reason. He was kind of, like, hip, with it. He was and then wasn't at the one point? Yeah, all of a sudden, he was just like, no, I'm not doing deodorant anymore. And let me tell you, he was literally the last.

person that needed to stop doing deodor because I think he also it felt like stopped doing showers I don't know like it was the kind of thing where I would became anti soap when I yeah yeah I think so because all of a sudden when I would have to work behind the bar with them it was literally unbearable and if I could smell it I'm sure the customers could and it was just like whatever health you think you're saving by not using deodorant it's not worth it bro like you're you're hurting everybody around you I still have knife flesh sometimes when I think about it almost sounds like he had a ring of fire I fell into a ring of fire.

He had a ring of odor, that's for sure. Ring of odor. That actually brings me to this. What you got? I forgot I had this one written down, but you just played into it. Top three inventions of all time. Trash cans. Fire. Deodorant.

Heating up. Toothpaste. Blame. Why don't we know who invented those things? I don't know the name of any of the people that invented those things. We should be giving them props every day. Where would we be? Now, trash cans was a layup.

I'm sure way back of the K-Band-days, They were like, hey, you know what? We should find at least a little receptacle where we could drop some shit off. So it's just consolidated in one era. Deodorant and toothpaste, that shit took science. They had to like figure out like the formula. What the hell did we do before those were a thing? Especially toothpaste.

Here comes. I was going to say that one doesn't even have any fire in it. I know, man. I didn't cue this one. Here comes. Here comes. Here comes. That's it.

I just didn't cue it right. Bad DJ. I actually kind of just liked it as sort of just like a beat that you like drop for a second and then like interrupt between the next one. Yeah, yeah. We always talk about the invention of the telephone. You know, Alexander Graham Bell, invented that light bulb, Tom Settison, even though I'm pretty sure he jacked that for somebody else.

He's pretty good. You're good of your history. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who the fuck invented toothpaste? Let's give that guy a handshake and a metal. Oh, that was John Paste. Put his plaque on the wall of the, the, Somewhere, I don't know. Put his face on the wall where everybody will see it.

Give him a monument in Washington, D.C. Unless he wasn't American. Maybe he wasn't. I don't know. He should have his own flag. That's just like his name. His name should be known. Let's make his name known. I'm searching it now as I'm going off about it. Dr. Washington Sheffield. An American dentist in 1850. Sheffield developed a cream-like paste that contained mint extracts and was sold to collapse whole tubes. Put some respect on Dr. Washington Sheffield's name. Okay, you're out of camping ground, right? And for some reason, and it just pissed me up.

By the way, if you've never been to Yosemite National Park, everybody's got to go, because that shit is mind-blowing. But you know what happens at Yosemite when you're glamping? Which is fantastic, by the way. Glamping? Yeah, it's like camping, but they have three walls and a, and a, they give you a shower curtain for a door. Oh, so you just don't have to be in a tent and shit.

But it's three walls and a shower curtain for a door. And in every I like it Listen to me And in every segment Of your camping ground They say Watch out for bears

But they gave me a shower curtain For a fucking door That's not even where I'm going at I was just amazed That you're trying to protect me From fucking bears With a shower curtain That's not what I'm getting at

930 rolls around Everybody's got their fires going Everybody's enjoying themselves They're what Everybody's got their fires going Fire fire Everybody got their fires going Heating up

Yoga fire. They're all enjoying. Everybody's fucking kumbaya and shit all around the kub, you know. And then what happens around 10, 59, 10? Everybody puts out their fires. Why? Because there is a park restriction that says everybody's got to go to sleep at 10. Don't tell me when I fuck.

Don't tell me when to go to sleep. If you want to go to sleep, I'll shut up. I'll calm down. But let me fucking enjoy my fight. Fire, fire, fire. He's on fire. Fire. Let me enjoy my fire.

Well, I'm on vacation. No, it's 10 o'clock. Everybody go to bed. There's like some HOA shit. I was like, are you fucking. Yoga. Fire. I wanted to.

Haduukin the asses and say, I got at least three more hours here of, I got, I got story time, I got s'm s'm, I haven't even done my rain dance around the fire when I'm nice and drunk. And Castle knows. And Castle, and I even, that's, yeah, at that time I was still doing this stuff. Fire. But the biggest thing is I haven't even done my dance around the fire. There's a nighttime dance that must happen around the fire around midnight. It's... Yoga. Fire.

You do yoga around... Anyway, Yosemite and any national park do not tell me to turn off my fire at 10 o'clock. Kiss my ass. The fire's staying on. But it's not because I'll get kicked out of the park and then that sucks. Suck my dick, Yosemite. Fire is burning hot. We all fire.

I get too hot up in the spot. 2008 was the best year. Four? That was peak social media. Early social media was... All right. I got two periods that I want to, like, call out. Early social media was a whole different level.

It was a vibe. 2008, I think, is when we hit our peak. We had... Okay, MySpace was the one that first really brought us into the game of, like, what social media was. That was cooking. It was actually, I think, really starting to kind of jump the shark a little bit because then Facebook came up.

But then we had like these two options. I'm like, this is where it was. Socially wise in terms of like socializing 2008 peak social media. Your parents weren't on there yet. Your bosses weren't on there yet. Your uncles, your aunts. It wasn't like conspiracy. It wasn't agenda.

Everybody was just kind of out there to have fun. It was like a new little virtual party that everybody was the greatest. If you missed the party, you didn't have to work. worried, I mean, obviously you missed the party, but what you could do was check your friends Facebook the next day and you would pretty much get a good idea of what the party was from beginning of it because everybody posted the photos of whatever the fuck happened. And we were all naive to what like the potential of what everybody would see. Yeah, yeah.

We just saw us. I still have photos that I shouldn't have on there. I don't give a fuck. Yeah, we weren't thinking that like, oh, you post something on Facebook that like anyone in the internet could see it or like MySpace and we all had like a couple of run-ins where suddenly you're like oh somebody saw a picture that i like suddenly we all like pulled back like oh okay like don't live so publicly i'm like these things but at that time it was just a little party it was like an exclusive party kind of like people amongst your age we were in college at the time

so like we had fun like with just being like this is the only people that are really seeing it the messaging was great at that point you was just like message people people were hyped to like just kind of like speak to anybody you know it was like what chat rooms wanted to be in the early days and became full circle okay it was true what social media was that was the social peak of social media I would say and then everybody started getting on there it got all peace it got really late yeah and then it was just too many people were seeing your shit whereas before I would put something out there being like oh just like my friends in college are going to see it now something I got to worry about like family you can lose your job because

you did something to be like extra piece yeah yeah just in all the fun got sucked out like a couple years later but then I would say as far as social media being what it is in the modern sense, I actually think maybe like around like 2015, 2016, that hit his peak around there. Because me as a content creator, I like to have places where I could put out like the edits that I do and stuff. And for a while there. Oh, they didn't block back then? Yeah. Well, yeah, that wasn't their copyright or Shrikings Burn is crazy.

And then for a while before that, it was literally just like you had YouTube to post on. And then you could like put it out on Facebook. And those were the only two options you had. And that shit was. And then Facebook really started to like monopolize the whole like how like businesses ran and like, you want to be popular. You better pay. They would like literally be like you have to make lists that work towards like Facebook. Everybody has to like run through Facebook got really bad there for a minute.

That was like when I was first like trying to make my own content. So that got really bad. And then Instagram opened up the window a little bit of like that kind of now we got to give it up to TikTok. TikTok is my favorite now. We love y'all. You all. You all respond to us and comment and shit. So love y'all on TikTok.

That's where our content is going right now. So if you want to see daily, daily, yeah, yeah, our full episodes go on YouTube. But if you want to see daily content on the Dysk DJs, go look at her TikTok. Yeah, comment, respond. Talk shit to us because I'll talk to you back. We're having a blast over there. I'm putting up shit every day. I'll tell you your vagina's on fire.

Is that the name of that song or something? Or do you just throw that in there, apropos of nothing? Okay. All right. Fair enough. And your vagina's on fire because you have chlamydia. Okay. All right.

I mean, I feel like we're half hour in. Are we going to continue with you? I feel like this should be an ongoing thing that we do later. We could keep going on this gun. I feel like we should bring it to a close. This is 40 minutes in. All right. I got a good thing to close us out.

All right. All right. I got a good thing to close us out. Heating up. All right. We threw this one together hastily. So I could actually revise this list later. Top five list for us, Justin.

Oh, shit. Top five movie characters who would have actually come Completely sucked to be around. One more time. Say it again. Top five movie characters who would have actually completely sucked to be around. So these are, you know, characters that maybe you're supposed to be like, no, but I like that guy.

I know, but actually, oh, the character was classic. What do you got? I want one of these. So you got four. Then it hit me one. All right, cool. I could lob the last one over to you. Thank you.

Number five. Well, start with, like, do four. Then I'll just make, because I don't know if mine's going to be number one. You know what I mean? Well, I said a top five list, so I'm starting number five. You're starting with five. You're going to be three. I'm going to have to be number one.

I don't have a one. Why don't just decent? So go ahead. All right. Maybe you can take number three or something. There you go. There you go. There you go.

Good. Keeping up. Cameron from Ferris Bueller. Oh, that the friend? Yeah. He sucked. Look, I get it. He's supposed to be sort of like the conscience of like us, like normal fuck.

Like, Ferris could do whatever he wants. I'm kind of the normal. But like, he was fighting against everything. Ferris was trying to do that day, man. He was not willing to embrace anything. He was constantly just like, huh. I don't know. He was like Chucky from the Rugrats, just constantly being like...

Is that one of them, too? No. Oh. That one's too obvious. I don't think anybody ever wanted to hang out with him. But you're supposed to, like, think, like, why the fuck was Ferris ever best friends with that guy? What did they just become, like, friends because they live next to each other when they're, like, eight? And then they were just like, oh, I guess I feel like...

The way Ferris was... Fire! He should have actually had way cooler, more fun friends to hang out with on his day off that he was going to do a bunch of legendary shit with. And not one that was just going to be like, I don't know. I don't like it. I don't think we should do that. And then he ends up doing the most worst, fucking egregious shit of all

by destroying his dad's car and pushing it out of fucking window. All right, wait, you want to jump in one? Let me hear what you got. You know, I had it and I forgot.

I'll get it back. Go. Number four, Mikey from Swingers. Oh, you can't hate on swingers. Don't fucking hate on. Mikey, he's a fucking bear. Oh, he's so money.

He's so money. He's so money. He's got these claws. He got these claws. All right. I've been saying that I would like to do a full episode on Swingers for a long time. So we've got to do that eventually. So this is just like a slice of the entire conversation. But it's just like Vince Vaughn is money. Vince Vaughn is what is

money in that fucking Trent. Double down Trent. He's awesome. He's an awesome hang. The whole time they're fucking propping this guy at Mikey like he's like this awesome. They're telling him how money is. Everybody keeps telling him that. I understand he's going through heartbreak. So it's like maybe not the best time to judge him and shit. But he says he's a comedian. Does he say one funny thing in that entire movie? When does he say anything funny? When he says, these can be at any time I'll have the age of the age of renaissance or what is that I didn't understand that joke for the longest time

because he doesn't deliver it well you know who delivers that joke well that I actually he got it from the waitress goes back and Hang on Voltaire yeah No that is actually Steve Steve Byrne is that his name No he's a classic comedian And he's the one that does that joke right

He's the guy that plays the guy in the couch and half big So when he says it with his sort of mumbled delivery, he makes it funny. He says it all just kind of like, yeah, I'll have it in the age of Renaissance. I went into a place to eat. It said breakfast any time. So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. And it says here breakfast any time. That's right.

I'll have the pancakes in the Age of Enlightenment, please. I'm for you. Oh, um. Look, stand-up comedy. I've done it before. It's all about your delivery, okay? If you're a stand-up comic, you've got to know how to fucking deliver that line and make it funny. Mikey?

I'll give you that. I'm going to ask you one question. Who's a big winner? Mikey! Mike's a big winner. He's on fire! All right, give me yours then. Savage.

Madgeo Man, Randy Savage? No. Savage from Boy Meets World. Piece of shit. Oh, yeah. He has his own fucking issue. He fucking hates you, dude. Corey?

I fucking hate you, dude. I DJed for you and you know what you did? I went to shake your hand. I was like, you were like, I don't shake hands. I'm sorry. And then three fucking minutes later, you know what you did? You went shaking the photographer's head like, Thank you, sir.

I didn't fucking did you, bitch. That's right. Put that on fucking YouTube. Savage, you're a fucking nobody. Now we're hot takes. Piece of shit. Good thing I labeled this episode.

Savage is a nobody, dude. I slap this shit out, Sab. Boy meets world guys, nobody. Not Topanga? She's cool. I met her. She didn't say anything. She came a professional theater thing and then walked out.

And she's a calcate. Fullerton alone so we appreciate the Philadelphia Savage I slapped the shit out of it savage I'm glad that I named this episode let's get in trouble of hot takes We're fucking beefing with Corey Matthews Cory Matthews Corey Matthews is a nobody

If you guys are all like I love that show That guys I'm telling you right now He would not shake your hand if you're not At least somewhat of a somebody Like and I'm a somebody fuck To all the celebrities out there That's why you shake hands on this Somebody tag him

Somebody tag him and say that shit piece of shit. It really is. I hate that guy, dude. All right, back to the list. Most disrespectful. Go ahead. Doc Brown from Back to the Future.

Be sure that guy was a fun hang? Yeah, he was cool. He's a little erotic, but, I mean, not erotic. What is the word? Erratic. Erratic. Erratic. Erotic is a little different.

I would say it'd be interesting to know a guy who's just cooking up crazy shit in his garage, and then you'd be like, oh, he has a time machine. Most of his shit never worked. he's constantly fucking insane and he was willing to drive his car with a dog in the driver's seat directly at him and Marty just to be like

oh I finally do this car for a little work and then when Marty finds the book that like Biff had like the scores of the games and stuff and he's like no Marty you must never actually use this

this is not why we are traveling to the past the poor and it's like dude chill the fuck out dude I don't know what's this I say a souvenir 50 Our years are sports statistics. Hardly recreational reading material, Marty.

Well, hey, Doc, and what's the harm to bring it back a little info on the future? Now, maybe we could place a couple bets. Mark! I didn't invent the time machine for financial gain. The intent here is to gain a clear perception of humanity. Where we've been, where we're going, the pitfalls, and the possibilities, the perils, and the promise. Perhaps even an answer to that universal question. Why?

Hey, Doc, I'm all for that. What's wrong making a few bucks on the side? I am going to put this in the task Hey Scott Hey doc I'm all about that Bullet let's make a few bucks I'm like yeah dude You can fucking go back and see one of that I disagree with that he was cool He's a lot he's a lot

And it's always like savage is way worse than ammo Why the fuck is Marty John Mullaney has a whole entire hilarious bit Like why would this high school senior Be best friends With a disgraced nuclear physicist Who's somewhere around the age of 40 to 80.

Like, it's never, you never, it's never, you He's probably older than 40, he can't be 40. I'm 40, that was way older. There's no chance he was 40. He looks like, maybe 80. Yeah, well, he's got the wild hair, but like, what, what would possibly have made them friends in the first place? Marty McFly is a 17-year-old high school student

whose best friend is a disgraced nuclear physicist. And I should you not, they never explain how they became friends. They never explain it There's not even in a lazy way Like hey remember when we met in the science building Like they don't even do that

And we were all fine with it We were just like what who's his best friend I'm a disgrace nuclear physicist All right proceed This best friend this is another student Or oh no no no no no no no no No this guy's either like 40 or 80 Like even we don't know how this guy's supposed to be

I'm just saying weird best friend I think it'd be cool to like kind of know that I ain't checking with them every now and then, but I'm not trying to hang out with them every day. We in the club. You are the wireball. We in the club. You on the wireball. All right.

I actually got two now because you took one of mine. Oh, you were taking Ben Savage? You were taking Savage? No, but like I had five. Is it Ben Savage? Yeah, I think so. Allegedly. I don't know.

I call him Corey Matthews. I got two left and I got to figure out which one I want to go with. Well, you know what? One's too obvious. We've already gone off on my lot on this podcast. Last thing. What you got? So I don't think I'm going to say.

it. Number one, Alan from the Hangover. Fire. Fire. Fire. Fire. Fire. Is that the baby holder? Yeah, Zach Kalepenekis. Yeah, I always was like, they're giving this kid way too much. This guy's just annoying. They're letting him, yeah. He looks like he doesn't wear deodorant, which is one of our other... He totally gets that vibe. He seems like it just like fucking pops off, says whatever the fuck comes

at his head. And then he's like, what your friend says, shut up, dude? Starts like just saying annoying shit, just starts being annoying. He looks like he smells. He definitely doesn't wear deodorant. Very comfortable. just like taking that baby and then also drug them. Yeah, yeah. Hello. Like illegally.

Yeah. And just the whole reason that they got into what they got into was because fucking Alan fucked them over. Alan's a bitch. I think we've done enough these sound clips. I think we've got our fire thing going. I think we hit it. I think we hit everything we needed to hit it.

Did we get enough trouble with hot takes? I think so. A lot of people are going to be mad. Especially savage. He's on fire. All boy meets world fans now are going to have issues. Hey, real talk, that guy is, did not, he's not respectful. And if he wants to come at me, he allegedly did all this, so I'm legally fine to do all this.

But, you know, beyond that, those are our hot takes. I hope you all enjoyed. Dog people are more annoying than cat people. We'll probably make this more of a recurrent thing. Like once every six months, we'll get some hot takes that we're thinking about. Throw dogs all in your face. We'll never get political. We'll never get, like, religious or anything like that.

But beyond that, we're going to get deep with it, just like we did today. So hope you enjoyed the hot takes. We've got no claps. no snaps but we got fire