Dissect DJs - Paula Abdul - Opposites Attract

Episode Date: July 27, 2021

It's long been said that opposites attract, none more memorably than when Paula Abdul sang about it while dancing around with a cartoon cat named MC Skat Cat. But does it have any merit? Or is it just a way for a bad couple to convince themselves that it's gonna work out? Castle and JAG break it down in the 1989 jam "Opposites Attract". Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Dio Gat on the rap's so like it Here's a little story and you're sure to like it Swift and slaw and a plane and cool with my home girl Paul I do Baby seems we never Ever a free Are you like to

Everybody, it's the DGDDGDGZ Back in the building It's your boy DJ j jacging What's going on, Steve? Watch this. It is. The DJ I like to spit it and mix it.

Throw it back and dissect it. And you were letting that one run, man. I was like waiting for you to get that, but I want to go all the way through the... Get all the way through the second opposite to track. Because it's time to travel back in time, once again, to Paula Abdul's era of... I'm going to just guess 1991.

That's my guess. I don't know. Is your information over there? No, I only got the lyrics. Ah, man. I can look back. It's good that we prepare with all the information. Oh, you know,

All I had to do was, like, scroll up, and it still doesn't have it, actually, no. Fuck, we're fucking up already. We're going to work through it. We're going to power through. You know why? Because opposites attract. And I feel like me and you are a little bit opposites, but we're also a solid team. We have a lot of similarities.

Definitely a lot of opposites, though. And 1989. I was way off. I don't know it was two years off. It feels like it was November, 1989. So it really didn't come out until 1990. Yeah. I'll give you 1990.

That's probably when it hit like hard. You know what it was? It's that we just watched the video because this is one of those songs that's synonymous with the video. And I feel like that was some very like 1991 as animation with SCAT MC SCATC cat coming in hot hitting that opening a little intro rap. That wasn't a guy rapping that. That was a cartoon cat. It's a cartoon cat. Life size cartoon cat.

The same size as Paula Abdul who apparently had a relationship with her. They were dating the whole video. This video is about how. Paula's banging a cartoon. in a cartoon. It's like Brad Pitt and Cool World he was banging there. What the fuck is cool world?

Brad Pitt is a lot of these movies? Is he an animator? Is he animated? He's a regular one and then there's a hot animated chick that he's. I mean I got to imagine if Brad Pitt's banging like a cartoon she's got to be like Jessica Rabbit levels.

Jessica Rabbit, it was up there. She's up there. She's blonde though. It's a little different. But Jessica Rabbit was getting banged by like the goofiest ass rabbit with a dumbass bow tie. How many people in that cartoon world

do you think we're like, are you fucking? Had a shot at Jessica Rabbit at this whole guy at time. He's not even funny. He's just all over the He's not even like, oh, you know, but like he makes me laugh. Like he's a goof. He's dumb ass humor. Bugs Bunny.

Now that is a smooth. I could imagine bugs pulling somebody like Jessica Rabbit. And he pulled Lola. So yeah, there you go. Which is crazy to think about. That's like number one and two on the like animation hotness scale. I think is Jessica Rabbit, then like Lola Bunny. Is that weird to do?

Is that like beastiality but in cartoon form? Are we like, well, according to Paula, apparently it's okay. Yeah. Because opposites attract. Real quick, I just want to jump in. One of the cool things that we realize is that this video. video is very in tune to the new movie that just came out and one of the old movies

we grew up with which is Space Jam. Going to the Space Jam. It's your chance. Doing your dance. I'm a basketball juice. You know, we all... We did this in another episode once. We ran to the whole discography of Space Jam. I believe. I can fly. Anyway.

So, yeah. So this movie, this video is very equal to all the movies we just spoke about. Space Jam. Space Jam was the movie we were talking about. Well, we talked about Jessica Rabbit in that one and we talked about Cool World. You're talking about like the type of animation. I'm just thinking the type of animation that's happening in this is very similar to.

We got a human and a cartoon and they're engaging in this human cartoon world. I want to give credit to the editors too because it was very smooth. Like they literally felt like she was dancing around with that cartoon with MC Scat Cat. There's even at one point when like his tail like lifts up her dress and she turns around and looks back. And I was looking at it. I was like, how do they even pull that? And now I'm thinking about it. It's like, oh, it was this green screen shit and somebody with like a green man suit just did that.

Yeah, really easy. Actually, yeah. But it was impressive. It was well-timed. It really felt like she was dancing around with this fucking cat. That she apparently fucks on weekends. Because. Bangfest with her.

They're super opposites. Like opposites attract literally at a point where it's like you could be a cartoon and an animal. But that's really different. Yeah. So we attract. Yeah. Dude, there's so many things in this that are like, that's a, that's a game ender. That's a relationship end there.

A lot of deal breakers right off the bat. So that there's no chance. Let's get into lyrics then. Okay. So we kick off with MC Scat Cat, just jumping in with the intro. I mean, you know what? Sometimes that's like all you. He literally has four bars, okay?

I'm MC Cat on the rap, so Mike Kit. Here's a little story, and you're sure to like it. Swift and slide, I'm playing it cool with my home girl Paula Abdu. That's all you need. Literally just give me four bars, like establish who you are. Drop it with a final rhyme that brings in the girl who carries the whole song, right? And then there she goes. Oh, baby seems, yeah, baby.

You guys know the voice, I'm not going to try to it. Baby seems we never, ever agree. That's a, ever agree. That's already, we never. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out already. Are you fucking kidding me?

I'm one line in, and I'm like, this is a relationship doesn't work. Yeah. It isn't saying sometimes. Sometimes we disagree. They never, ever. That means like something as trivial as like, hey. You want to go eat tonight? Let's go to the Olive Garden.

No. No, no, I don't want to do that. What are you watching? Oh, just watching reruns to the office. No, no, turn it off. like it. I disagree. I disagree. The office is not a good show. You want to go see your mom this weekend? No. Let's go see your mom. I hate your mom. I hate my mom. I hate your mom. It could literally be something as

basic as, hey, look at that pink bike over there. Is that, when you say it's pink? Yeah, that's a pink bike right there. It's clearly red. They're going to go like fuchsia. I mean, I could go completely. But like, yeah, but like that's even more fresh. Like, what the fuck are you tied? They're close. It is. You'd be like, You know, it's kind of a pink feel to it, but... But no, but they never ever agree. Never, ever. The second word is really like...

That never ever really makes it like, okay, like there's an issue here. There's a problem. This is a couple's therapy 101. Next line. So that's literally the first line. You like... Next line. You like the movies and I like TV.

That's an easy compromise. You can watch both. You can watch movies on TV. If somebody had an issue with one or the other, that is fucking annoying. Sorry to be confusing at that point. You're like, wait. Hey, what are you watching? Oh, this is...

Sleepless in Seattle. Sleepless in Seattle. Is that a TV show or is that a movie? It's a movie. I like it. I like it. I'm going to fuck this. This relationship does not sound appealing so far.

I mean, it shouldn't have worked in the beginning because it was a cartoon cat and a pop star. You take things serious and I take them light. Oh, yeah. I take them. Yeah, that's it. Yeah. So. And you take them like.

That's one of those ones where like, I take them serious and I take them life. That's one of those ones where like, I take things serious. I do feel like a couple could actually better each other. Like, all right. Typically, one does. Balance each other out a little bit. Like, hey, you're taking that too seriously. Like, learn to be like me and just relax.

And then the relaxed person could use. Yeah, yeah, it takes some shit seriously. That's a general. That line actually works for me, yeah. All right. I go to bed early. And I party all night. My goodness.

Like, how. It'd be one thing if it was like, I stay up late. Like, okay, I get that like, oh, you're kind of like night out. No, she's in bed. And he parties all night. She's like, all right, I'm going to bed. I got work earlier. He's like, all right.

Looks like I'm starting to party. Bram, bra, bram, brang, brang. That's like a line. Engage. So, bless this music. We got Tony coming over with the boom box. We got Phil and all the ladies from the OG. Like, let's get back into the video about to party.

You got him. We got two of them. That's the problem. Is that a different fly? Nah, it's two of them. Oh, my gosh. We got Phil and Ellen. Ellis, the two flies in our studio today, and they've decided to...

Which one of those flies do you think is the boring one based on the names you had attached? They're in a relationship. Phil is definitely the boring of the flies. Yeah, the studio's, aka the Castle Dungeon, aka my grail. It's hard. It isn't invested with some flies right now. Just a couple. Get one.

I think the other one will realize. It'll feel so good once we smash one of these guys, and we're just like... But we don't kill things, guys. We're just... No, I'll catch it, and I'll let it go outside gently. let it like go Dusk with the wind Absolutely that's because we're respectful

Alright keep it going Our friends Fuck that Who cares if you smash a fly Dude like where did you Did you did you Did you? There are some in this world

That believe every living thing You like your animals And I kill flies You like handshakes And I do high fives So many That wouldn't be that Yeah but it rhymed

I was trying to find a rhyme I should have made it sound like I made them both sound like it was the first part of it. Okay, anyways. Verse two. Okay, by the way, the rapper I was looking up, is named the Wild Pear, which good thing that they changed him for a cartoon cat name, MC Scat Cat, because it was way better than the Wild Pear.

Unless it's two rappers and they're crazy. And it's not the pair like the pair you eat. I would actually respect that more because it's just like, I'm a wild pair, do you don't know what you get? It's like pair like two people. Yeah. Yeah, it doesn't make any. What is that? It can be two socks because he dances at Wild Pear and then he would have to make that hip's thing and not disguise himself as a cartoon cat doesn't make sense

we ever see wild pair and anything else other than a cartoon cat never I will I thought it sounded like the guy who does that rap at the end of Michael Jackson's the black or white remember that guy that just comes in

and yes who wraps that verse in the video McCulley Colkin he's the one who like does all the vat I'm not gonna spit of my life yeah yeah yeah and then they both do this move right here maybe we should do that one

do that one No, we already got a Michael Jackson one in the works, so we're ready to come to you next week. That's a little tease. Get ready for that. It's coming for you. All right. All friends are saying, we ain't going to last. Yeah, they should.

They have every reason to. Because I move slowly. Baby, I move fast. That's like, that's one of those that's earlier one, like that take things serious. Take them light. I go fast. You go slow. That's an okay thing in a relationship.

Yeah, that's fine. That's why I don't think that your friends are saying you're not going to last because one of you move slowly in one of these I think it's because one of you likes to go to bed early because you have a job in the morning and everyone likes a party all night I think it might be because

one of you likes TVs and the other one says no fuck TV shows I can't do it and you never ever agree and any of your friends that have been around that are exhausted that shit is tired immediately

this next one's kind of a deal breaker I like it quiet and I love to shout I'm shouting who are you shouting what is making you shout okay like if you're watching I understand quiet.

Like, if you're watching like a game and you get hyped, because, like, LeBron just hit like a game winner. Like, yeah, that's cool. And then if she gets mad because you're not quiet there, yeah, she can go fuck herself on that one. I agree with you there. Okay, so, all right. But, like, are you saying, like, she's just like a quiet person.

You come in, you're like, oh, shit. I just fucked the shit out of this Monday. Woo! What's for dinner, baby? Chicken. Crave the peas of carrots. Rice or Ronnie. No, fuck that.

We don't agree on nothing. And I'm going to shout about it. Don't even try to watch a stupidest TV show. It's not a movie. I'm making, I'm making Velvita. Cheese shells. Oh, fuck, Belveda. You better make that shit some craft.

It is craft. It's actually crafted. It's a higher version of craft. Now, hurry up and go to bed because I'm about to party. Oh, goddamn. Woo! Engaged thrust us, Captain. Also, I'm a cartoon cat.

And my dick doesn't really exist. Yeah, it was just cartoonish. Yeah, the animator didn't draw it yet. Okay. So, yeah. But apparently, apparently, with all this said castle, with everything we've kind of shouted and gotten to the final line. But when we get together, it just all works out.

How? You don't ever agree. How is this possible? How did you figure out what place you're going to that evening? I need a point. Is it a quiet place or a loud place? Give me one example. Did you ask you?

Give me one example. The second verse, which we haven't got to yet, but the second verse should be this is why they come up with unique ways where like I'm not that assertive but he talks back and then it's like when my food ain't good he sends my shit back you know and it's like all right helping you out yeah yeah like what's a way

you don't want to do that but he will your opposites actually could work together yes I'm with you I'm hoping that happens but let's go to the main verse but when I get together it just all works out I take two steps forward I take two steps back let's think about that there are four steps away from each

other at this point did they do that like every time they walk they really don't agree on anything. How would you get anywhere? I got to walk in this way. Are you walking this way? I got to walk this way. I got to go this way. We come together because opposite to track.

And you know it ain't fixing just to match a real bag. We come together because opposite the track. Is it a natural fact? I think that's like one of those things. But people like to say opposites attractors. Like no. Opposites. Certain things about the opposite.

Yeah. track like you and I like there's certain things that like you're much more of a kind of go with the flow kind of things I'm like I need to have things fucking know we need to do this at this time and this time and together you like to call people out on shit but I like to sit back and watch it you know if somebody does something that's like a little annoying to me I'll let it side but you're popping off you're quick to like just be like are you kidding me yeah yeah we call that we call that justino gets Puerto Rico with it uh Puerto Rico with that's the only time I'm ever quick witty he gets right

and I'm just and I'm um And he starts like laying things out. If I have the facts laid out, oh, yeah, that's what he likes doing. Oh, you're in trouble. If I have three facts and I could state them. And he'll list them off with his numbers, like with his fingers. Just like, what I'm doing something? Yeah.

So, yeah, don't do that shit. But other than that, like, there's so many things that we get along. And they don't do any of those. They don't have anything. Let's check the second line, dude. Let's figure this out. Let's find the next line and see if there's anything they actually coincide with. Or we can listen to them to them do it and then talk about.

That preferably. Probably because we've been talking a lot. and we haven't got back to Paul Badole and the rapping cat. All right, well. A.k.a. A. Wild pair and Paula. Wild pair and Paula. Bring it back. Bring it back. Bring it back. So many things. Real quick, though, I did like that little, like, little...

Oh, the breakdown. That's why I left. That's what we left in. That's a good breakdown. That's like just... That actually lets me know it's 1989 right there. Like, that's a great 1989 soundpiece just to let you know exactly where this is more. And even it comes in with a, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Great stuff. But yeah, no, this couple is a mess. Let's go back to this couple. Let's go back to the beginning.

Who would have thought we could be lovers? Most people. I don't know, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Nobody, you're right. Nobody. Nobody, nobody. Nobody would think that. You were a cartoon cat.

You are a human-sized cartoon cat. And Paula Abdul. He's kind of sleazy. He's got like a white, and your lips come off and like attached to the woman's cheek. Watch the video. That's weird. That's weird. Yeah, I thought that was.

She makes the bed and he steals the covers. I mean, he's a dick. He's an asshole. Real quick. She makes the bed, but they're in bed now, and then he steals the covers. Two different subjects. Two different.

It's two different ballparks, but either way, he's still an asshole. Like, stop. I mean, you're a habitual cover stealer. That's annoying. Don't tell me that that's cute. You should be covering your woman. You should be, like, hucking her up with the bed. You're like, this is my sheet.

For her to say that, like, it's some cute little quirk about it. I'm like, he steals the covers. It's, I don't know. She clearly hates it because she gets cold in the middle of the night. Bedmaker. She makes her bed every day. So, like, she... Bed maker. Obviously, she cares about her whole bed intake. Okay.

The next slide, she likes it neat. And he makes a mess. Stop. Fuck that guy. There's no chance this guy. Get that guy out of you. This relationship ain't working. No.

That's something that, like, okay, you can put up with for six months tops. Wow. You're giving that. I'm saying six weeks. Tops. I'm giving tops six weeks. Let's assume that, like, the banging is crazy. Okay.

That's scat-cat cartoon knows how to fucking hammer. You're telling me she just clean. You tell me she's, She just cleaned the house. He comes in. He comes in, throws his shirt off, throws his socks, turns on the TV, because that's what he's into. She's getting over that real quick. Yeah.

But not movies. Not movies. He's in the TV. Watch TV. Sox off. Doesn't care. There's so many ways that this thing could just blow up. We haven't even got to the worst one yet.

We're going to hit that up because we both agree. That one's pretty bad. That one's bad. But he makes a mess. I take it easy. Baby, I get obsessed. Again, one of those things I think from earlier that we were able to say, you know what? That might help.

help each other. You probably shouldn't get so obsessed over things. You need to take things easier. Yeah, no, the song should have focused more on those ones rather than like, she likes it neat and he makes a mess. Or the next two, dude. The next two, the next two is an absolute deal breaker. Other than the very first line that clearly makes a relationship, nothing that you

want to deal with, let's go with the next two. I'll do the first and do the second one. She got the money and he's always, bro. Are you fucking kidding? She's a sugar mama. She's sugar mama, and he's just riding the train. So she's putting up with a guy who's a mess, doesn't let her watch movies when he wants to watch TV,

shouts and parties all night. He's always shouting, and she's like, as we mentioned, like a quiet... Complete opposite of that. Bedmaker. And he steals the covers. And she's putting up with it as he's fucking broke. And she's paying for everything.

And she's just also paying for everything. Yeah, this is a very unhealthy relationship. This is toxic as... You know, I was thinking it for a second. Like, do they don't really say who makes... the money. Clearly say it right there.

She makes the money and he's always and that's the thing it's like throughout the song It's because he's partying all the time Dude throughout the song They're very consistent With the he being the asshole one

Like he's all his His attributes are fucking bad He steals the covers He makes a mess He just says I love to shout But I'm just gonna assume I mean at this point He's the one that says it

He's the one who says it Yeah yeah yeah It's the cartoon cat And loves to party all night Yeah Yeah But the worst one that that both of us, although the money one's kind of, I mean, what are you doing?

What are you doing? Stop paying for this man who clearly does everything you hate. Final one, Castle, go ahead and give it to us. Oh, by the way, you're also dating a cartoon cat. Do we have to point that out? Yeah, he's fucking lazy-ass TV watching messy. Paul, you want to have a conversation that we need to have with you. Okay.

Your boyfriend is broke. He shouts. He makes a mess. And he's a cartoon cat. Should we lead to that? Did we lead to that? We say that, or we should say it twice. No, the final one.

Go ahead and hit that. On top of that. On top of that. I don't like cigarettes and I like to smoke. That's grody as fuck. No, I'm not, I'm all with it. I have myself. There's no chance.

I got a no smoke rule of myself. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't. If your girl dates, I'd see the cigarette, it's like, okay,

so we're just going to be friends then and not hang out ever. And we've established that Justin doesn't smoke anything. Ever. I don't smoke. I find smoking horrendous. Cigarettes definitely.

And anything else. Cigarettes, Like, a weed is a little... Is it just me? All smoking's bad. All smoking is bad. Is this just like a grody word? It's bad.

Like, whenever I hear a girl, like, I need a cigarette. I didn't a cigarette. It just sounds like... Yeah, I'm with you. Yeah. It like gets something like... I mean, it tends to be a little bit of more of a... For certain girls.

My sister being one, Nini, if you're listening, which I don't think you know. But anyways, it tends to be their drunk thing. Like, when she drinks quite a bit, four drinks, five drinks, she's getting intoxicated. She goes, I didn't. a cigarette. It's like literally the way you said it. That's the way they always said. There is, Sarah. I always say you when I hear. It's just one of those

like terms that's just like super unattracted to me. I'm with you. She doesn't smoke though, so you'd be into her because she doesn't smoke. And this man does like to smoke. Oh, shocking. The guy who likes to shout and party all night, like a smoke too. He also throws that in. Who's also broke, by the way. So can you, hey, babe, you got them cigarettes

for me? Hey, well, you got the story and you can get me a pack of marbles? They even state do the next line. Marlboro Reds? Is it? There go? I'll be here watching my movies, which you can't watch.

Things in common, there just ain't one. Let's take all this whole thing out of like the cute concept of like this whole song. You know, because we all say that and that's been a thing we've learned

like opposite of the track. This is a therapy session going through like what if like Paul Eudu Abdul like wrote this song like should be fun? And then she like read it back. Oh my God. God, oh my God.

What am I doing with this cat? I should not be with this cat. Why have I been with him for six months? This is terrible. This is definitely one of those things you look back and like, I don't understand. You know, girls are like, I don't know. I dated him for like tears. Like, I don't know what I was thinking.

And something like, literally she made a song about that. I don't even understand how she's going through it. I don't even understand how the next slide happens. But when we get together, it's just nothing but for. How? What part is fun? He's loud. You're like quiet.

As he's chain smoking all night with, all the fucking hood rats he brought over blamming his movies all night because he's fucking playing. She's watching movies. Oh yeah. While she went to bed early in her well-made bed.

Yeah. That he's about to just come. What if he just comes and like steals the covers off of her? He's not even sleeping. Hey, babe, we need this. We're building a fort.

This would make a great wall. And she just like, let's, okay. Oh, man. But when we get together, we have nothing but fun. I don't even know how that's possible

with everything. Where does the fun happen as you're disagreeing about everything? With everything you've described, there's no chance. All right. Anyways, let's bring you repeat. I'm going to go back to that breakdown. Let's bring the breakdown back in one more time. Hit it in and then it go into the rest of the song.

But breakdown's good. Let's get that breakdown. We come together. But there's trust. I'm like a minus. She's like a plus. One going up, one coming down. But we seem to land on common ground.

If things go wrong, we make corrections to keep things moving in the right direction. A bunch of other things that clearly there's no chance of relationship can fucking adapt to. Now we don't have the lyrics to go over. So Skat Kut does a rap right there, but we don't have lyrics. Both of us are looking at lyrics. We're different lyrics. I'm on Google. You're on genius.

Genius. We're on two different things. And we can't find out we're Skat Katt. We're not going to go deeper because we're over it. But he definitely says a couple of other things. Let's go through it one more time. Let's listen to it again. We're going to listen to it again.

We may not play this on a... I'm trying to just pull it from it mentally. Men, but there's trust. I'm like a minus. She's like a plus. One going up, one coming down. But we seem to land on common ground. If things go wrong, we make corrections to keep things moving in the right direction.

Try to fight it. But I'm telling you, Jack, it's useless. Opposits a track. No, no. Positive's going to. He says at one point in there, when things go wrong, things we do our best to make their right. How? You guys don't agree on anything ever.

There's no chance you guys can come to an agreement on anything. on anything. You say it in the first line, Paula. Did you get kind of like a fresh prince vibe from that? I mean, that's the 90s feel. Kind of sadly, yeah, yeah. It was right on that fresh prince's eye. He sounds very like early Will Smith right there.

He was going more off of like, uh, I'm like a plus. She's like a minus, like less like specifics as to why. I'm going up. She's going down. Yeah. Like that's fine. Wait. Okay, well, actually can work with that one.

There you. I like that. I like that she's going down part. Whoa. Oh. Oh, yeah. She's going down to the basement. Yeah.

To go get the sheets to make the bed of which he's going to fucking destroy it. Anyways, yes. Yeah. Or like, what are they like trying to, like, try to get on an elevator and they just can't agree because they both keep it in the other end. No, 414. No, no. No. We're not going to agree on this because we don't agree on anything ever.

Let's just go to both. Yeah. And somehow it just works out. I don't know. You know, babe, this is nothing but fun. I'm having so much fun doing it. I have it a great time. I will say this, though.

We have talked a lot about the lyrics of the song and how it, like, absolutely describes the most toxic relationship that you ever know to see. If you're in a relationship this opposite, you need to get out. Find somebody more like you. It likes your interests like that. I don't know. The whole opposite is the track is making me doubt the whole opposites attract thing

because this song is throwing it for a fucking loop. It's like, no chance. There's no way. There's many opposites. If this was the case to be made for opposites attract, it's just literally falling on its face. Nillin void. You're,

if you guys fuck your argument. Here's the thing. It's fucking adorable. It's adorable that song. Watching Polly of Duel. It's a cartoon cat, bro. Watching Pallab Duel dance. Breaking it down with him too.

Like, they're getting it. Like that made this song legendary. And because of that, like, I always remember, like, we both, like, as we talked about the song, like, all it makes me think of is, like,

the cat dancing with her. And it was done really well. And that whole-stairs where the cats is rolling down the stairs. The little stairs move. The cat's got moves. He's got swag. It's got swag for days. Yeah.

But also, like the whole, I take two steps forward. Two steps back. That's fucking cute. You know what? I'm trying to like this couple. I'm starting to like, I think they should be together. That's why they have nothing but fun.

Because, like, you watch them dancing. You know, it's really just because they're both dancers, I think. But they have a good presence about them. So how, does he not like dancing? She's literally a pop star. She's a really like dancing. She's a human being and he's a cartoon cat. So fuck it all that he smokes and he steals the covers and shit.

He's also, we've been over that. Let's finish up the rest of this where they step two. Yeah. And then we got one more line of a bunch of stuff, and I want to hear it all. And let's, here we go. I want to hear it all. I mean, it's a track than, you know, it ain't fiction. Just a natural.

We come together, because I'm a final line. That's a good note to end on right there. Baby, ain't it something? How we lasted this long. You and me proving everyone wrong. Don't think we'll ever get our differences patched. Doesn't really matter. were perfectly matched.

No, you're not. No, you're not. You're not at all. This whole song begs the differ. It literally says the exact opposite of that. You're not perfectly matched. There's nothing about you guys that is matched at all. This song is literally about how

unperfectly matched you are. And the line right there, I think, it speaks to the whole thing. And I think this is real. This is a real shit that, like, when there's a couple that, I mean, I think, I think, if we all think hard, like, there's some couple that we've all encountered. that is this, these two right here.

That forces posting photos about each other. And this is the line right here. It says, you and me proven everyone wrong. And, like, it becomes about that. Not even, like, what it is that this person is doing for you,

but it's just because, like, so many people have told you, like, I think you should get out of that. Like, although this is, like, a fifth time this week,

you told me about how, like, you guys don't. You literally said you guys agree on nothing. Zero. Ever agree. First line. That's, that's how you started this.

Yeah. Yeah. You need to just leave him, you know? And it becomes like, no, everybody wants to break us up. No, like, fact that. Because they are saying the obvious. They are clearly seeing you guys fighting over everything. One person's going one way on the elevator and the other one wants to go down every single time.

They go two steps forward, two steps back. One person wants to watch a movie. The other wants to watch a movie. You can't even walk in the right direction together. You can't even walk in the right. How do you guys go places? How are you perfectly matched? How do you, shut up?

Stop in denial. Do I need to call out the elephant in the room? Yeah, call it. They fucking bang tremendously. I mean, that's what you keep saying. That's got to be it. Why would you stay with somebody? This doesn't do enough for me.

If this is this obvious, I'm not banging. I have a solid. I'm just saying, like, if ever you've seen a couple that, like, it just doesn't make sense at all. Like, chances are that's where it matches. It matches at the other bedroom while he steals the covers. And she gets up early and makes the bed. Why she got to make the bed?

Because he's leaving the door. Oh. Two episodes back. Go back. Go check that out. It was like four episodes again. No, it's great balls of fire than that one. No? That was, I sure it was two episodes ago.

Oh, yeah. I'm fucking shit up, guys. I forget this. Anyway. Look out our catalog. It's in there. Go look at it. Silk Sonic.

All right. I mean, I just wanted to really point out the fact that they're in denial of their fucking relationship. Let's finish out the song and listen to them, talk about two steps forward and two steps back. And try not to think about the fact that this cartoon cat is giving the shit out of it. He's doing something. Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.

Bang, bang, bang. We go together Because I I'm Justin, how many weddings have you DJ? 842. Weirdly specific number. But impressive.

Yeah. But impressive. 17 years. How many times have you played this at a wedding? Once. Really? Which wedding was it? A couple that requested it.

They requested it. I was thinking. I could see this being because of the cutesy nature of the song and the sound. The way it works is like a good dance. Like it gives you steps to me. I might have played a couple more times in two. Yeah.

Early in my career, this might have been a song I played. So I'm going to go at five. Okay. It's a fair number. I'll get with that. Yeah. It gives you steps to work with, you know, like, you can take step forward.

Oh, I can dance with somebody with this. Like, like, no. I can imagine. We both take two steps forward. I can imagine a choreograph dance being done to this song with like a bride and groom and, like, being like, really cute. like being fun, you know?

And I could see that working. He's like, I like to smoke. Yeah, exactly. And they do the, kind of, I could see this working as like a fun, like, cute dance. And like Paula helps us all because she gives us dance steps in the video. The cartoon cat is killing it, you know? And there's one movie cast a like where they do this like step and hand motion. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Watch the video. They break it down. It's a fun video to watch. I personally was a little bit, I thought they could have danced. The cartoon gets it. Paula's dancing was a bit average. Paula's a tremendous dancer. She's a tremendous dancer.

That's why I was disappointed in the dance that she gave in this actual song. I felt she could have been more. She gets a little bit... A little bit better and straight up, now telling me. Yes. Yeah, yeah. That's when you see her. That's when you see her Laker Girl skills come out right there.

True. I get that. Although, that being said, all the Laker Girls are very sort of structured with their dance. They don't take risks. You know, they're very, like... And you would know because you... Daniel Laker girl in college And we were all very jealous of you, sir

Just so you know Yeah We all very weird We all we hated you Excellent haters Just like that All you guys are fraternity All you guys are your brothers in fraternity

We love you guys We all were jealous of Castle Daniel Laker girl Got to get a lot of Laker games that year You show did Every time I catch you Castle where you going Lager game

Damn Can I go? No No I was very Oh did you buy people I thought so many people I didn't go It was a great way to

I didn't go Because I was jealous Once yeah You never I was jealous this fucking guy Dated a Laker girl This is how this This is how deep runs

This goes That's not on some dope Laker game And also you were a huge Laker hater Oh yeah Back then especially That was probably why I actually never sent

Of the invite That was it Because I wanted to bring Laker fans Why would I want to bring it I didn't like Kobe Yeah Kobe

Kobe made me cry Way too many times That rest of soul He's made me cry Yeah I'm sure Recently It'll bring it down

It's changed It's changed the fucking Bring it down. All right, all right. So as we've described, the opposites attract in this song and how much the bullshit relationship absolutely would never work in any fucking fucking possible chance. What do you give it for claps and snaps, bro? Two things. One, it's slaps.

We're episode like fucking goddamn 60, nine, and you're still kind of claps. Claps and snaps? Second of all, I think it's about time that we reestablished what these are, because I've been told. I've been asked, wait, how many slaps is? We brought it up, I think, in episode one. And we've never discussed again. Like, okay, so it's a slap system. Five slaps.

That means it's an absolute banger. Now, if it's not quite like a historic banger, but you want to, like, give it like all the love you can. You can go with four slaps and give it some snaps. Toss some snaps in there. Or a bunch of snaps. You go anywhere with four, an additional, whatever the fucking one is. Fill it out.

Our rating system. I'll be honest. I thought our rating system kind of just took a wayside where we started. I think there was one song I gave like 17 claps for I forget what song. You just started clapping. Yeah. I gave a headstand for Usher. Yeah, there's a lot of different ways to get you.

That's what's fun about it. Honestly, if you've ever watched Whose Lines It Anyway and the point system that Drew Carey gave on that show, which was the point system meant absolutely nothing. Our system kind of means nothing. But then again, if we give it a five slap. But yes. If we give it a five slap and a bunch of snaps. You know that. Yeah.

That's a banger. If we come in here and we give it one and one, it's a piece of shit. And we're both about to hate on them. And then there's other songs where they just kind of fall somewhere in the middle. And you're just kind of like... We're going to give it something. Because, yeah, this is one of those songs that is just like, I don't... I'm not really...

Three slaps in this now? Yeah. I'm not really pulled either way. I'm just kind of like, yeah, it's fine. It's cute. It's like, the... The concept of the song is fucking stupid. It clearly is a toxic relationship.

This is definitely going to be a relationship that you're going to learn from and you're going to use as the measure of like every relationship from here on what you want to not be. But you're going through your, trying to convince you. This whole song feels like somebody trying to convince themselves that why their relationship is good. Like, no, because they have nothing but fun. It's fine. We don't, we're totally different. We don't get along. Never ever

agreed. Nothing's good about anything. But like, it's fun, but we have fun together. You're like, no, as soon as you get out of this relationship, which everybody else around you can't wait to happen, you are going to realize, okay, yeah, that was a fucking, yeah, I should have never done. How many slaps are you giving it? Do that again? Could I hit it?

We should make a, one of the ratings like Justino slaps on the microphone. Ready at a lot? That's like half the time. Like half the time. Try it again. That wasn't even a slap. It was a shifty slap.

Let's go back in there. Here we go. I was like a half. You just jack my rating? I copied your rating. Have we ever done that on the show? Probably. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. Same thing, dude. Good song. Classic. Something I remember. I remember the cartoon and when music videos are happening, Paul Abdul's popping.

I'll get Dan, and I don't actually dance to it. If I get a partner with Dan, We're dancing to it. Not the best 80s, 90s song. You know, nothing on top. It was good. It's a three and one.

It's a three and one. It is a classic sound of that genre that like just toes the line between 80s and 90s. Yeah. It's a very specific time frame. Although I'm glad we dissected this because I just realized this song, there's no chance this relationship. Like I always thought like, oh, they're cool. They opposite. Everything they do wrong, it works out in the end.

No, you guys wouldn't. Okay. That shit wouldn't work. get out early break up guys you're fucking done next next