Dissect DJs - Sabrina Carpenter - Espresso
Episode Date: June 16, 2024Episode 123 breaks down Sabrina Carpenter's new smash hit single "Espresso"! Watch the full video podcast on YouTube @RyCastle: https://youtu.be/EHb4XP_w05QLyric by lyric, we dissect what... the song means, what the music video tells us about Sabrina, the shocking twist the music video gives us, if it might be the song of of the summer, and figure out if it has anything to do with Espressos, as well as what other songs we've had that are titled after a beverage but maybe don't have anything to do with beverages at all. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
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You're stopping it already?
Yeah, man, who is this?
I never seen her.
Introductions to Sabrina Carpenter and to your dissect DJs, because we are the DJs.
They like to spin it, mix it, throw it back, and dissect it.
Dysk DJs.
Think about it for a second there.
Yeah, it's been a minute.
It's been a minute since we got in the studio.
Life happened, man.
Really good to get back.
Also, we want to be driven more on getting more episodes.
out more regularly.
Listenerships have been pop it off.
We got to, like, that's what they want.
We appreciate the listens, and let's, like, bring them what they want.
We got sponsorships coming now, and they're rolling in.
We got, and our first one is actually an espresso company.
Right.
That we didn't get that.
But it's okay, because what's all we're going over today is Sabrina Carpenter's espresso.
Espresso.
And it is Espresso.
I've been saying espresso all my life.
That's just how you say that word, yeah.
But apparently it's S, you're supposed to say S.
That's how everybody else says it, yeah.
Yeah, but anyways.
Yeah, man, as I'm watching the video, as she starts, this is right now.
I've never seen her.
Usually you connect the TV and now I've got to like look over.
Yeah, there you go.
Can you do that?
No, it's too far from.
We moved everything.
Okay, yeah.
So my question was, are you familiar with this artist or this song?
So clearly you're not familiar with the artists.
What about the song?
Have you heard it before?
I will say I only because I've been on a downloading spree for the last month of downloading
just all kinds of music.
I have heard this song.
and I do know of it, so I was just kind of bullshit.
But I had not seen the video and know what she looked like.
Can you do though?
There you go.
Anyways, she's cute.
Not bad to look at as she is riding on a boat.
My lady would agree.
I'll make sure I throw that in her.
What?
My lady would agree.
She's good looking.
Well done.
Yeah.
So as she's riding on a boat with like some dude hanging on the back,
Then the dude like tries to get up
He's getting up right now
Okay yeah yeah let me see that part
Alright let it roll again
Let's get it going
Let me go back a little about midway
Where she breaks it down
Yeah you cut that off entirely too quickly
Let's get it
I don't know
I think about me
Every night oh
You can't sleep
Baby I know
That's that means
Was that the boat you were talking about
She was a boat
Yeah
Tossed up
So dude gets up
I don't know
So she's riding on the speedboat
With this guy
I don't know whose boat it is
I don't know if it's hers or it's his.
He's just chilling in the back.
Like, he's just lounging, right?
And then suddenly he gets up and he's like, you know, I'm going to join
Homegirl in the front.
I'm going to go see what's up with her.
And with that, you would think it's okay.
It's the only the two of them on the boat.
She's driving it.
He's like, all right, I'm going to join her.
Did she not know he was there?
You would think her sitting in the back, him sitting in the back, she would be like,
okay, just sit back.
Like, she'd be annoyed that he's not enjoying it with her.
He comes to enjoy it with her.
And she just immediately.
Tost him off the boat.
Look at this.
Let's watch this again, because we have the sound out.
He's got, yeah, let me join my girl.
He's like, hey, let me join her up front.
Hey, what's up?
How are you doing?
She's like, no, get your house.
She's like, where did you come?
What do you think you're doing?
And she fucking jerks the boat this way.
And took his card.
I didn't even realize that.
I don't know why I didn't notice that, but she basically took his wallet.
Yeah, it takes a hard left.
Then she's like, oh, look, he left his wallet.
Cool.
Spending money for me.
So she basically just committed manslaughter because as I'm seeing, she's not coming back to
get him. Fool is just like left in the middle of the lake. He has no floating device. Ultimately to die.
And I'm pretty sure that the next scene is not just going to be her being like lifeguard.
Hey, by the way, there's a guy out there or nothing. Like no, she goes and puts her umbrella down all sexy
like and now. And now she's going to chill by the beach being like, I'm just going to go be hot on the beach now.
Because that's, well, this man is in the middle of the water with boats flying by.
Fucking S.O.S. My early question is, are we meant to be on Sabrina's side in this video? Like, are we
supposed to be like yeah fuck yeah girl leave you like fuck that guy for like thinking that he could
like go and sit next to you on a boat that the only two of you that's only two of you like what was
the i i don't know what the setup previous to this was to them getting out there i don't know if he's
like hey i got a boat they could have just got an argument and he was like all right fine i'll sit
back here and he was just trying to make up maybe now it's possible that like this was like a
instructor of something and maybe she's like learning how to drive the boat and now the guy's
getting handsy out of nowhere.
And you were like, you were just supposed to like watch and like teach me how.
In which case like, yeah, I would, I would say get your damn hands off me, you,
you know, you, a filthy dog.
But could you not do like one of these a little bit first?
Like, all right, no, you know what?
Hey, just give him one of those.
See how he reacts to that at least for your first move to be like, ah, fuck you.
You're probably dead now.
Bye.
Thanks for the credit card.
I'm going to go on a spree.
Yeah.
We have to know the preempt of what happened there.
Yeah.
I mean, maybe the video tells us more story.
But one thing...
I don't think it does.
I don't think it does.
All right, we'll let it play out.
But one thing I got to say is I've heard this song a few times.
I still have absolutely no idea what it's about.
All I know is that it's about, it's called espresso.
I'm wondering if that means, like, is it about espresso martinis?
Is it about, like, getting, like, your latte fix from starbs in the morning?
Like, what are we talking about?
Or it might be, you know, the energy that is brought upon by the espresso drink.
You're raising the energy.
We're having fun.
Let's take a shot of energy.
I don't know.
All right.
Well, should we go over the lyrics then?
Yeah.
Let's do that because I forgot who were doing that.
I literally don't know what she's saying in the chorus.
And I was, I've actually listened to it closely.
I'm like, what the fuck is she saying there?
I like how it sounds.
I like how it's very chill and it's not like overpowering as like a chorus.
But, and I actually kind of like the fact that you can't really understand what she's saying.
I think that's kind of cool.
So she's saying, now he's saying.
now he's thinking about me every night oh is that sweet i guess so say you can't sleep baby i know
that's that me espresso so i guess she's referring to espresso is like that that's a that's a me
espresso that's like her own like self-cocktail that she refers to as like a guy who's thinking
about her and she's like is that sweet i don't know i guess so but um i know you can't sleep but uh that's
the mi espresso. That's what happens when Sabrina gets a little mixed in your life.
I'm going to be on your mind. You're going to be stuck on that. And you're probably not going to
be able to sleep. And you don't think it's, you don't think it's literal. She's possibly a fantastic
barista. And she makes a delicious espresso. It's like her special drink that she serves
at the bean. She's like, I'm a little tired. She's just like, you have this. And she just gives,
you know, it could possibly be. We still have a lot more lyrics to cover. A lot more literal with
stuff. Do you want to keep good?
running through them. It seems like you're like ready to keep playing the song a little bit.
I mean, I just enjoyed the video.
All right. We'll continue the video. But like she actually covered some important things.
She also says it has a line about Nintendo.
Feel like you're going to want to see that one or listen to that.
Is it 64 Nintendo or is it more of the Switch and stuff?
Let's see. I'm more of a 64.
You're a Switch man now though, right? And that what you use?
I do, but I don't.
Because that's how you're able to. You don't have to like blow on the cartridge anymore.
You could just like plug it in your team.
They are cool, man. I've been telling you about that.
Yeah, he's been telling me that.
He's like, we can play Dr. Mario from your house to my house.
By the way, first of all, any fans want to try me at Dr. Marl, you will get beat.
I would agree, except for the man sitting here right.
That's the only one of me.
He is good, though.
We've had battles.
We've had battles the last few times I've gone to your house.
Like, we get locked in.
He is good.
I'm not even going to, but Dr. Mario is one of the few games.
Like, I will put my skills up front and be like, come at me.
Come at me, bro.
let's see it let's see it
okay so she says
move it up down left right
oh switch it up like Nintendo
oh it's the switch
it is the switch
I love that line
Sabrina
she just scored like
at least two points with me
so you can't sleep
baby I know that's that me espresso
then she goes into the verse
I can't relate
to desperation
my give a fucks
are on vacation
I kind of dig that line
I'm gonna lie
my give a fucks for vacation
and I'm well said well said
I feel like the fuck there like
was unnecessary
and when you're listening to the song
yeah it's just how is
what are you supposed to say like
the I don't cares
I don't just stands out
and such a nice song
and I know where it's like
I give a fuck
and now I can't play it
at pool parties
now I can't play it
at kid parties
she slides it in there
no man everybody knows
you'll guarantee
there's a mother
of a fire girl like
she dropped it like a little
John track.
You played the...
If you went to stuff,
we don't give a fuck.
You know, something like that.
It was just like,
I give a fuck.
You should see these mothers.
These mothers will check me
for any type of...
Maybe, yeah.
I'm okay with it, but yeah,
so I can't use this.
I gotta work with those bosses.
And I got this one boy
and he won't stop calling
when they act this way.
I know I got him.
So this song is very much like
the diary of a hot girl
who lives that hot girl life
And it's just like, oh, everybody wants me, but like, whatever, that's like normal.
I feel like you're right.
But I also think she might be a fantastic barista.
I'm not doubting that.
I like that idea.
That's that me espresso.
Yeah.
She has like an at-home very high-end espresso machine that's like...
She's like roasting her own beans and shit.
I'm not going to lie, that's kind of sexy.
If you had that set up in your house, and I'm not even a big coffee guy, you know, I fucking, I have...
You know what I have?
You know what I mean?
I use my curing machine and I sip that every morning.
That's fine with me.
No trips necessary to starbs.
I don't waste money at the bean.
Not even Pete's coffee.
Gets me morning when I leave my house for that.
But your girl makes espressoes?
It's pretty bomb.
Not bad.
Yeah, exactly.
If you're like mixing that up yourself, I'm not turning that.
That foamy milk that happens.
Do the whistle.
I can't do whistles.
I wish you could do whistle.
Do it for me.
Do it for me.
Do it for me.
Yeah.
This whole music video is like hot girl summer.
It also feels like one of those things where as you grow up as a man, you do your best to engage yourself and like, oh, how you got to approach women in order for them to like me.
And I'm going to, I got to just go say hi.
And it just seems like all the guys are like, yeah, the guys like us.
Videos like these love supporting that entire like just shooting that concept down.
Like videos like there's been so many.
of these over the years where it's just like girls are just like hot as hell they're just like
on the beach just being hot and guys you're like oh they're like hey we like you all they and even
they'll even have guys like just for being all like all right there's five good looking guys like
like they're all five of those guys yeah shape by a car I mean it's a little weird that five
of these guys are kind of you know sitting by it look at there yeah they're really just
like they're I promise you a video director did not place them all in the perfect spot
where like one of them has like a surfboard like perfectly there and he's
him one of them has like his abs like this as the sun is facing them and they're all like in a
direct pose and not even like moving they're like in a statuesque pose like this is not even a beach
it's a set it's like a bill this is a lagoon or something so there's no way surfboards are needed
it's like a Airbnb in iowa off like a lake somewhere whatever that is watch out for that
hey the director found a way to save money for the shoot because that'll go over most people's head
yeah it's pretty good look at that there's no chance there's no there's no there's there
We're out of a lake in Michigan right now.
There's no surfboard necessary,
but these guys were like, we bought them, might as well.
If it works.
You know, they got a lifeguard tower, so I'll give them that.
It's like a lake here or something.
Yeah, that's what I look like it.
This definitely, you know, the lineup.
Everybody with your surfboard, everybody holds your surfboard and look this way.
And a single wave.
Not a damn wave is coming there.
There's absolutely no reason to have a surfboard within 500 miles of that lake right there.
But it looks good for the shoe.
So bring them on down.
Yeah.
But it's an interesting kind of mindset to get ahead of like,
okay, if you're a girl who's like a 10 plus, like Sabrina over here,
and everybody's just throwing themselves at you,
like what, how does that affect your psyche?
Like, how do you handle that?
Like I imagine it would get annoying if like all these guys
are like trying to throw themselves at you and everything.
This song is, I feel like more than anything,
sort of like a note to that.
It's like the representation of what that life is like.
Not being very modest about it.
You take that for what it is.
Like, I don't necessarily think you need to hate on that.
That's who she is.
That's how she feels.
And this is her, like, putting her out there.
And I think a lot of girls like that sort of as, like, empowerment.
They're hot girls summer vibe, you know.
And that's what I feel like this, especially the video, is representing him.
That's why I feel like this song might be the song of the summer, Justin.
Early prediction, early throwing that out.
But I feel like that's one of the reasons I want to cover this.
Like, I feel like we're going to hear a lot of this in the summer.
Now, I took a screenshot of this
So you can make you in place
Perfect
And what I'm frustrating
What's frustrating about this is that
You remember us
College
We met in college
I had hair in college
And I used to wear it
And just kind of like curly
Thing and I was kind of in shape
But I'm a little smaller
Right?
I'm always being
I'm not short short
But I'm not tall either
And I just hate the fact
That I possibly
At the age of 19
Looked like this guy
In the fucking center man
he's in the middle though at least he's in the middle look at the pose and like his hair i was like
no you did look like that justin that damn it and all my other friends are taller look at you this
is probably you you had hair like that at one point look at this shit and i'm just over here you got
moustice over here i'd never wear those shorts though i don't know i'm not wearing like we grew
up in a little more urban society i'm not wearing yellow like polka-dockshirts there's no way i'm
wearing those unless i'm joking around so i guess you're right i got to say real quick gripe
about uh beach fashion every time i look at like board shorts they all want me
to like wear these like yellow like short-ass shorts with like stupid like like colorful
polka dot designs and shit and there it's like one of those things are the fashion industry
telling you like no that's what's in that's like what that's what's i'm like no it's not i don't
like how i'm going to look into that and that's that's the true fashion that i care about so what
am i going to look at when i see the mirror do i like it fuck no i don't want to wear some yellow
polka dot ass short-ass shorts yeah you're right the short shorts fuck you fashion
you're definitely tell me what to wear it's going to be out of fashion two years and i look stupid
when i look back at those pictures
Alright, go for it.
No, especially when you're small, your dick comes out.
And then it depends on the fucking depends on how cold the water.
Even if the car is hot, like, my dick doesn't look good,
bulged up in shorts, you know what I mean?
I don't have that size of a...
It doesn't feel comfortable?
I don't have that size of a shlong.
I have a decent, but it's not...
You know, it's not one of those, so it's uncomfortable.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, that's that just an espresso.
I'm working.
I just be honest, man, those surfboards are really bugging me.
I don't know.
I actually came around on them when they're kind of doing that 50s dance style.
I like it, but I just keep seeing no waves and their pointlessness of them.
They're very pointless in the video.
But once they use it as like her dance platform,
where she's kind of like doing those like 50s moves and whatever that fucking is.
Like that's like, it's weird.
It's like, it's like, it's so like retro.
It's like come back around.
Like it seems like something.
But it actually, it's like kind of a sexy dance now, especially if you're on a surfboard, everybody's holding it up.
I think it's cute.
I think it was a cute dance scene right there.
So I was vibing with that.
You got the I-95 in the background?
There's like a freeway over the hill.
I actually would love to know where this was shot.
They totally could have went somewhere else with this water.
Beaches are hard to block off.
Like, it's an expensive, like, if you could do this at like Lake Powell.
Yeah.
Okay, I guess you're right.
Lake Erie, then you're saving a lot of money.
And I got to say, like, yeah, it's stupid that there's no ocean.
But there's this shoot definitely is a much more controlled environment
that they could take over and like set up the way they wanted.
You can't really do that with public beaches.
She like paid somebody off in like Malibu and like use their beaches.
I guess any beach you have some random people walking like,
oh, look at you guys.
The fuck is this.
Yeah.
I've seen it.
I've seen some videos.
I've seen some video shout at the beach before.
I kind of be like, what are they just walking in the background?
A little bit.
You're like an extra in it.
Oh shit.
What's up?
They're like, go.
Get out of the way.
The drink.
Go.
Started doing the stairs.
The video is very.
warm and it's warm colors yeah it feels that's like this by very summary very
summary and it's new I like that it's a new artist yeah it's new song it's not a
song from four years ago that then became popular this summer and then we're like hey
the summer song what what this song came out four years ago like the Taylor Swift
again yeah what was that finding a way to bring it about Taylor Swift again
yeah this is the service came out years ago this one just came out
and I'm proud of it.
And yeah, it's a good one.
Yeah, yeah, no, it definitely has some...
You know what, actually my favorite thing about it
that has that summer feel is after she gets to, like, the chorus,
it kind of has that, like, before she starts the verse,
it kind of has that, like...
It has the feeling of, like, an ocean-sprayed beach.
I fully thought we had feedback on her headphones.
I was tripping for, like, the first five seconds.
That's why I was like, what is that?
At the beginning, that sound you were saying,
it was...
Oh, no, yeah.
I love how it sounds.
I fully thought that was feedback in the headphones.
I was like, what is that?
It just feels very summary.
It's the video.
Yeah.
An idiot.
Yeah.
That's why I said that at the beginning.
You messed it all over.
That being said, let me hear it again.
The beginning?
No, just the fucking part I was just talking about.
If you play it, I'm sure that part will come up again.
Damn, we're off.
We've been off.
Our follow-ups are not there this time.
Hey, shut up.
Here we go.
Oh, move it up down, left-d-d-d-old.
Set it up lightning to low.
See, you can't sleep.
Maybe I know.
A curveball to swerve us at the end.
I did not foresee the guy getting launched off the boat at the beginning, coming back at the end, and getting her fucking arrested?
You know what?
He was like her.
She has my wallet.
Wow.
In so many videos, that guy would have just been forgotten about.
And they're like, yeah, he might have died.
I don't know.
But, you know, he's the guy in the video.
Like, you're not supposed to care about him.
He doesn't have a soul.
His person doesn't exist.
His part of the video is done.
That cop didn't give a shit.
He was like, no, fuck.
You threw him off the boat.
You're getting arrested.
Yeah.
And she was super chill about getting arrested.
You know, she was just like, whatever, I'm super hot.
She, like, kind of fought it.
I'm going to talk my way out of this in, like, 10 minutes, whatever.
Like, are you sure, officer?
You see, she, like, kicked her feet up from the back seat of the cop car.
She had no gate, which was a little computer.
Yeah, so she's fucking, she's fine.
She's fine.
In the espresso world, she's going to be just fine.
Yeah.
She will not even have to post bail.
She'll, like, maybe at most sit at the station.
and, like, have to fill out some paper,
we'll sign her name a couple times,
and then she'll be out and back on the beach
with all her hot friends,
and by sunset.
So, and you know why?
That's that me espresso.
And that cop car was not starting.
Why was that car?
It wasn't a cop car either, by the way.
It was like a fucking Volkswagen D-Dub.
She was basically just getting stolen.
Like, she was getting trafficked right there.
They were like, oh, yeah.
I think the fact that she stole his car at the beginning,
like, it's actually would have been negligent
for them to not have a,
get arrested at the end. Like what is the message
you're sending? If a guy tries to hit on
you girls, fucking just launch him off
your boat in the middle of the ocean. Make sure you have
his wallet. And steal his card. And then
you get to dance with your hot friends on the beach
and just have a beautiful beach day.
Guys are going to like, you'll have
people to rub you down and like use
the giant leaf as like, which by the way, why
they always do that. Like cartoons, like they're always
like, anytime there's like a visual
of somebody getting like pampered and like treated
well, they always have like some guys standing there with a
fucking leaf. What else would they use?
I don't just have a fan sitting in front of you or something.
Like a real fan.
I don't know.
One of those little like, brr, you know, the fucking things that you used to get at the book fair
when you, like, or the magazine drive.
That was like the first thing you get.
And then everybody would walk around school with a little like,
usually they're depicting like an ancient, like, you know, king being.
No, but they do it still to this day.
I don't think this video is supposed to take place in like years past or anything like that.
You know, this is a now video.
It's just the ultimate visual of like, I'm being pampered and I have like servant men like
taking care of me.
But for, I've got to say, for the work and effort that it would take for a man to, like, stand there and just do this for hours.
And the lack of actual, like, wind and fanning.
At most, it would be like a light, like, just occasional.
Honestly, I would be like, you know what?
You're good.
For the amount, instead of having somebody stand over me and do anything, I would rather just, I'll take the sun.
I'll take the heat.
He's possibly creating enough body heat that then is passing to the wind in front of him, that then does make it even hotter?
Yeah, that's just the bad idea.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I do appreciate the full circle because I was saying, like, men are obviously just, like, objects in this video.
They're literally just, like, there to, like, gawk to be thrown off boats.
I appreciate the responsibility of being like, hey, you know what, you actually have to pay for your crime a little bit.
You threw this man into the ocean.
You didn't go back.
You didn't send anybody to find him.
And you stole his wallet.
And then you just, like, partied off of it.
Like, it's good.
All right.
Again, we'll fucking minor clap for that.
Arrested.
Take her in.
Sabrina ends up, you know, in the clink.
Or at the very least in the back of a cop car where she throws her legs up.
Do you think the rest of that group kept partying?
For sure.
They were going anywhere.
Yeah, there was like five.
There was still six guys and four girls.
I will say the head of the snake got a little cut off there.
There's going to be a period where they're like, I don't know what to do without Sabrina.
We don't have any money either.
Do we keep partying?
Maybe the guys have money, the six guys because they haven't spent a dollar yet.
There's still all those guys standing by the Volkswagen over there, like posing with a surfboard.
They're going to start hitting them up for money.
They're good.
That's where this goes.
Yeah, we love to see part two of this.
I bet they go to a nightclub.
Maybe it's in her next video.
I don't know.
You go to a nightclub on the lake because that clearly wasn't the ocean.
Anyway.
This is the first time I've actually heard of this artist.
I got to say, based on her look and like the sound of the song, I feel like now,
I'm not like saying this confidently, but I do feel like she looks like somebody that we're going to have as a household name within a couple years.
This girl has stars.
Written all over.
The first time I saw her and heard this song was actually she was the musical guest on Saturday Live a couple weeks ago.
So with me on Saturday Live, the music break is always kind of like a little bit of like a piss break of the show.
It's like, oh, or you just fast forward it.
Like I'm not, I have a thing where I'm like, all right, I will give the artist like a few seconds, maybe a minute to like win me over.
I don't want to like zoom right through.
But like I was watching like with my friend Billy like a couple months ago and he's a fucking remote map.
He, he, like, watches sports on delay.
Like, any show, he needs to be able to, like, just zoom right through.
You know what I mean?
And, uh, which was kind of annoying on NFL Sundays,
because he would, like, try to put games, like, two hours later on the big screen.
And I'd be like, dude, I got to have fantasy implication.
I need to know what's going on right now.
And I thought it to, like, watch it in my room.
But I watched it with him and, like, literally the, as soon as the person came out,
like, ladies and gentlemen, he was like,
I'm like, we're not even going to give him a chance, huh?
All right.
So she came out and I was like, all right.
this girl looks nice I'll give it a try
and the song starts playing I'm like
alright yeah this is a pretty good song and then
like I got a minute or so into it you're
I was like I'm gonna put her remote down
and I'm gonna watch this whole performance
and I was I was pretty dazzled by it
I was like yeah I like this song I like this girl
I think we're gonna see more of her
and now I've come to the point where I'm like
I think we have the song in the summer so
as you say that you think she's gonna be a household
household name I thought
Because I hadn't seen the video, I only saw her name, Sabrina Carpenter.
I thought she possibly might build houses.
You know, there might be videos of, this might be the beginning of, because, you know, Carpenter.
Yeah, that too, I guess.
I don't know.
I mean, I've run out of ways to respond to Justin's, like, stupid word commentary
where he just, like, turns something into something stupid.
Yeah, sure, yeah.
Fuck that.
Yeah.
She builds houses.
So,
go forward in life and see what kind of job you get old down with that shit
clanging around your head.
There's a reason I don't write or do any kind of stand-up.
My comedy is just very limited.
It's limited to dad jokes and word puns.
And that's it.
And then the occasional noises.
And high energy and dancing.
That's all I really got.
And some good whistling.
Yeah, that's it.
But I can't believe you didn't just follow that up with the whistle.
I fucking lobbed it over the rim for you.
You didn't.
Thank you.
Snaps and claps.
All right.
So for Sabrina Carpenter, espresso, I would like to give it.
By, we didn't correct me.
I'm so used to that, too.
I'm literally, like, getting on auto, like, just fixation of, like, Justin dealing with a shit.
Snaps and...
What was it again?
Slaps.
Slaps and snaps.
Slaps and snaps.
What's you got?
For espresso, hard three.
I like that.
It's a good pop song, but not over poppy.
It doesn't feel like the song that in two months
I'm gonna be like
I'm fucking sick of this song
It's not necessary song
That I'm gonna be like
You know what I feel like playing that right now
But it is a song that when it comes on
I'll be like I like I'm good with this song right now
It was lurching around the region
Where it could be like maybe it gets another snap
Maybe it gets something to slap
But I took that off because it's called espresso
And it has nothing to do with espresso at all
It's literally just a word she
threw in there
to rhyme with baby I know.
And I would then have to put that in the bank of songs
that have a beverage in the title,
but actually don't have anything to do with beverages.
And we've got a few of them.
And I wrote them down.
You want to hear some of them?
A little prep on that.
All right, so we got Calise milkshake.
Nothing about gelatinous malt beverages anywhere in that song.
Literally just about her shaking her ass.
Or her tiddies.
I don't know.
That's what actually the milkshake was.
It's like, but it's like, where's the milk come from?
I know, I heard.
I had somebody mentioned that to me, like, just like two years ago,
and it blew my mind because I always just assumed it was like,
yeah, shaking her ass, I know.
Nothing about milkshakes, like no beverages.
Then we got Rupert Holmes, Pinoquilada,
which even actually is called, what's it called?
Escape.
Escape, which is a song we've covered here in the Dysect DJs.
Episode.
I don't know, maybe something like 65.
We're too far in for me to like, Google, look it up in our archives.
We have some awesome archives.
Interesting story.
Great story.
You want to hear that?
Really not about Pinia Cloud.
It's just that's something that was in the Wanted ad or something of the dating ad.
So that's one.
The Champs Tequila.
Another song we've done here in the Dysk DJs.
That one is about tequila.
Is it, though?
It's the only words said in that song.
I mean, it's hard to say.
When it's the only words, it's like...
You're supposed to take three shots of the key later in that song.
Is that the thing?
Did you make that up?
I guess.
Because I'm good with that.
Actually, next time I hear the song, that's what I'm doing.
You're fucked up by the end of that song.
Like, you think about it three-shed-old.
That's what it should do.
Start dancing on the bar like fucking pee-wee.
You're looking at my list?
Bro.
Yeah, right.
There's a song called Buddy Mary by Silver Sun Pickup, which is a song I like.
Bloody Mary is also by Lady Gaga.
I don't know that one.
That's the new one with the Wednesday.
Is she singing about a sipping a Bloody Man?
No.
Yeah, I don't think theirs is either.
I think it's because it could be sort of like a commentary on like anti-religion or some shit like that.
I don't know, you know, the Virgin Mary.
Don't get into that.
I'm not going to touch that with a six-foot pole.
UB40, red red wine.
I don't think they're talking about wine.
I think it's just like red, red wine makes you feel it to fine.
Exactly what they're talking about.
Okay, maybe I'm off on that one
The thing on that one
Anyway, continue
Oasis
Champagne Supernova
I doubt that there's anything about champagne
It's literally just like a cool word
That like was a
Like a mid-90s
Like we're back then you should be like
We're just gonna make a cool word
The title
In a champagne supernova
A champagne supernova
A champagne supernova
In the sky
Champagne showers
That one's definitely about
champagne what champagne showers yeah that's about peeing we already figured that out
but debatable the video at least has them shooting champagne off so you can't say it's not
about it or jizzing i saw i saw not one espresso or espresso martini in that video so therefore
it's not in this song as much as it is champagne showers usher hot toddy more just about like
you know a girl being like a hot toddy i don't know what a hot toddy is so like a little cocktail it's
actually hot
Quite delicious.
And then Cameron has a song called Cookies and Apple Juice.
There's probably a bunch of other songs.
I know, but that's it.
That's the end of it.
But I just like that one because I don't even know what that song is, but I saw the title of it.
And I was like, I very much doubt that Cameron actually starts going into detail about how he likes cookies and apples to together.
And he's just like, a little glass of apple juice sometimes with a box and I put straw on it.
And he says that his camera would be like a sip of apple juice, man.
And then I told my girl, sit in the car.
Don't say nothing.
Stay in the car.
Another song that we've done on the die-sac DJs.
Hey, Ma.
Man.
Don't touch nothing.
It's such a catalog.
Sit in the car.
I ain't mad at you cookie with some ip-bo.
I mean, I'm mad at you cookie with some eyeball.
Yeah, that shit's funny.
See my.
All right.
All right.
What am I giving this, man?
Slaps and snaps.
Go.
I already lost track somehow.
What was it?
Like two snaps and two slaps?
Yeah.
is in different form.
Good song.
It's a good song.
Nothing I'll put on.
Not going in any playlist of mine.
I could dance to it kind of, you know.
Nothing is going to get me too crazy.
I don't know.
It's a really average song.
It's just a regular old poppy song.
Introducing a new artist that builds houses.
I think it could slide its way into like some cocktail hour at your weddings.
It could be.
It actually is going to be.
Yeah, yeah.
There you go.
But beyond that, beyond that,
you know it's cool so two snaps two slaps welcome to the industry Sabrina welcome to
you know the world hopefully you avoid the bad part of the industry and continue to
thrive and build houses yeah exactly and now you know what it feels like to get
dissected by the DJs and that is the we espresso next
