Dissect DJs - Shaggy feat. RikRok - It Wasn't Me

Episode Date: May 28, 2021

We take it back to the year 2000 when Shaggy was out here giving the worst advice to the worst player in history as we dissect his iconic classic "It Wasn't Me" Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

You may. Yo. My son. Dice. D.J. My girl just caught me. You made a catch you? I don't know how I let this happen.

The girl next door, you know? I don't know what to do. So it wasn't you. All right. All right. What's going on? It's time for the DJ. Dicex.

I think we're actually the Dicek Dijs. Degger Degg DG. DJs. Deges. Are you not going to let the song play out at all? No, no, we're going to hit it right there because he already got it. It's like nothing. I can't even use the sound effect of our opening sound bite in there. You can use many of what he already spoke of.

Well, we could talk about it. A lot happened already. We could talk to that. Then we would have had to catch up and go all the time. We'll do that. That's what we do. We could totally go back. It would have been too much in one segment.

Let the song play out like another 10 seconds. Just trust me with this stop. That wasn't even a song. That was just the intro. Exactly. We need to discuss. Everybody knows a song. Everybody knows what we're getting into.

Yes, ladies you gentlemen, we were going to dissect Shaggy's. It wasn't me. We all know it from... And Rick Rock. Let's not forget that Rick Rock is the one actually singing it and killing it. And I'm just going to drop this right away. This is one thing that always drove me crazy about the song.

When this song was hot back in like 2000 when it first dropped, everybody was talking about Shaggy. And I'd show the video and it would just say Shaggy's the artist and Shaggy this and Shaggy. And I'd be like, what about the dude that's singing literally like the entire song? 90% of the song is being so. The majority of the song, he got no love. Nobody ever talks about Rick Rock. Rick, you didn't even know his name?

He didn't know his name. His name is like Rick Rock and the way it's written in front of me, it's Rick Rock. Like there's not even a second R. It's just Rick Rock. It could be Rick Rock. I for some reason always thought it was possibly the guy from 112. He's got a good voice, yeah. He could be in 112.

No, you know what I'm talking about? Slim. Slim from 112. He had that song voice like, He does kind of. So I sound like I always thought was slim. I imagine him hanging out with Shaggy. and out the gate he's knocking on his boy's door

and yo open up man he's all like his voice is all like staggering he's like he's like he's been crying like something to happen and then Shaggy comes out like what do you want man my girl just caught me you let a catch you like they clearly discussed this

Shaggy knows what's going on he's like he's the next door neighbor next to the next door neighbor of which I don't know how I let this happen with who So, Jaggy's already questioned, it must be multiple women that does Rick Rock? Can I show back to the last one? This is getting crazy. He says, I don't know how I let this happen.

And it's like, we'll get to it. This is where we'll figure out the story. But I feel like he left a lot of traces that would allow this to happen. So the fact that he's asking right at the beginning, like, man, I don't know how I let this happen. Just put a pin in that. And I'll try to answer that question for you, Rick Rock. I give you that. And even from the sentence right before, he says, with who?

So clearly Rick Rock is like multiple women. he's messing with. Trach is working his way around town, yeah. Crazy. Okay. But then it's the girl next door. The girl next door, you know? Not that, like, that's not that hard to pick up on.

Yeah. If there's a thing going on with the girl next door, like. I'm sure your girl knew. I'm sure Shaggy knew. I'm sure the man. You don't think there was a couple times when, like, she was walking her out and like, the neighbor was like right there and like, hey, Ricky. And she's like, who's that?

It's like, oh, it's just my name. You know, it's all right. Hey, hey, hey, hit me a blade of boo. Yeah. And then this fool doesn't know what they. do and then Shaggy comes in with the infamous and of course exactly what you're supposed to do in this situation. I mean, there wasn't any doubt.

You simply say, it wasn't me. All right. Honey came in and she called me red-handed, three-been with me, we were both but naked, banging on the bathroom floor. How could I forget that I had given all this time? She was standing there. She never took her eyes up. Witness all of your clean all your pillow.

You better watch your mop before she's turning to a killer. I'll just do the situation not to cause a penis. Because I'm just going to shit on the fact that... No, you got a lot of talk about there, too. True, because I never knew what fucking Shaggy said. We're actually going to learn a lot about Shaggy's first for the first time. I never knew. Yeah, exactly.

Okay, cool. So let's go back to it. Honey came in, and she comey red-handed, creeping with the girl next door. Okay. You fucked up. This is a huge situation. I mean, I mean, the song could end right there. It's like, okay, chapter closed, story's over.

Boom. It's over. You fucked up. You fucked up, dude. You fucked every relationship. Trust is gone. Time for you guys to move on. You probably know each other's families and you got to like.

He gives more deep. She might have a kid and like, you know, now you got to divorce the kid and it becomes this whole scandal. You got like, yeah, it gets deep real quick. And then you've got a dog that you guys bought together and you got who gets the dog. I get two legs. Like, you know, it gets weird. Get two legs.

Yeah, all right. Reel it back in. You're getting dark as fuck. Yeah. I mean, I'll cut the two lines off. I'm getting too. We're two lines in a verse one. But I was just from right there.

Picture this. We were both butt naked banging on the bathroom floor. Yeah, it's a visual. You painted there. Okay. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, that shit's done. All right.

I got to say, though, he has to add the additional picture of this. We were both butt naked banging on the bathroom floor. How else would you be on the bathroom floor? Would you be partly dressed? And we're like, that might be something you would want to describe. Maybe somebody's got socks on? All I'm saying is I would, I would, and I would, I would, I would, and I would, I would, think if you say we're banging on the bathroom floor that you guys are fucking but naked.

No, my imagination can take it from there. I'm going to be like, oh, we're probably naked. Yeah, yeah. So that's what I'm saying. Like, if they had clothes on, he could be like, picture this. We both had a odd draws on. Bang. Like, you know, he would have to announce like something else other than our clothes were off. Because it's the bathroom floor. Like if it was like, if it was like, if it was on the sink, yeah, that could be like a whole, that's a different situation. That'd be like, oh, it's kind of like real sly. Like, oh, real quick while being here. Yeah. But yeah, you're in the bathroom floor. That's next level. You're right. Exactly. So it's like, I know you're butt naked. Anyway.

And then he says, it comes in with the, another classic line of how could I forget that I had giving her an extra key? Yeah, you should remember that, dog. How the fuck did you forget that, my man? First of all, how you're a fucking asshole for cheating and like, you know, you're at your house and you're fucking, clearly fucking the girl next door and your woman.

You should just end the relationship if you're going that far. But you've gone past that, right? And now you had the all-fucking. condacity to give your woman a key and forget about it? Once you go ahead and cross the line of here's an extra key to my place, babe, the banging butt naked on your bathroom floor with a girl next door days should be over. Can't anybody else? You can't just think like, ah, you know what it's good.

No, no, no. Hey, neighbor girl, come on over. Especially if she's next door, could you at least fucking walk her happy ass over, knock on her door, and try her bathroom floor if you were trying to get away with it? No, you chose your bathroom floor, even though you gave her the fucking key. Let's not forget, Cassidy. We're stopping on the bathroom floor, but we both know this song goes many different places from there. Yeah, we should let it go there then.

Let's see where Shaggy's deep ass. Well, real quick, the last line, all this time she was standing there, she never took her eyes off me. I always questioned this as well. Man, this woman decided to torture herself. She just stayed and alert. For however long they were banging. Like, they're going to have multiple places that they bang that we're going to find out later. And she just absolutely stood there and kept her eyes focused on him,

boning the girl next door for however long it was. It's just crazy. The whole time, I was like, man, this woman is like, she's not stopping them. They just kept going. Well, they do. They just keep going. They're in the counter.

Then they're on the, and then she's just staring at him. And she keeps her eyes on it. I mean, we haven't got to that part yet. But you get what I'm saying. All right. Well, let's find, before we get into that, anyway, just remember that. Let's put a pin in that. You have the other pin.

We have a couple pins we want to come back to. The pin that I'm going to take out of earlier. No, wait, we'll keep that pin in there. Now we're bringing out the pin of which we spoke about. What the fuck does Shaggy talk about? Yeah. What the fuck is Shaggy? Let's unleash that pen all over this episode.

Tell me what you're saying. To be a true player, you know how we play. If you say a night, con, con, geez, I say a day. Never admit to a word where she say. I need to claim a you tell her baby, no way. I mean, but she called me on the counter Wasn't me Saw me banging on the sofa

I mean I even had her in the shower Wasn't me She even called me on camera Wasn't me Her the words that I told her Wasn't me Her the screen's getting louder

Wasn't me I mean Where do you even begin We got so much to unhash on that Let's start with Shaggy first Let's break down whatever the fuck I'm gonna try it I'm just gonna speak it

I'm not gonna try to Because I don't know Don't shag it because then we also won't understand. Yeah. How can you about their... Yeah, exactly. Real quick, how do you describe Shaggy's voice as somebody?

Because earlier I said something like a deep husk, and that's not it at all. No, it's just a very Caribbean. It kind of sounds like when you kind of have like an air bubble and like a burp that's coming out but stuck in your throat. And it's kind of like that mixed with like sort of some Jamaican reggae vibe. Yeah, yeah. It's unlike anything. And I wonder, is this his stage voice? Stage voice?

Or is this just kind of how he talks when he like goes to the post office? No, he actually speaks English. She's like, oh, you mate. Express envelopes. I would like to watch a day. Remember how Chappelle had a day in life of Liljohn? She'd redo that as a day in life of Shaggy. Like him, going to the grocery store,

asking the grocery attendant about how fresh the produce is. I want to see him, like, taking his trash out, talking to neighbors, having, like, bystander conversation, picking up his order from Uber Eats, you know, and like haggling over tip money. He's like, what kind of dog is that? Is he a rascal?

Is that a lab? Is that a lab boxer mix? Hey, how are you doing, buddy? I mean, back, back, go, my God. Yeah. I hope so because maybe he wasn't even a rapper and he was just discovered like when he was at the outlet store and then like somebody just gave him a record deal.

Like, hey, sing these lyrics. I mean, that's the only reason that he would actually even say in these lyrics, I think. I don't know. But let's go ahead and break down what he said. How can you give your woman access to your villa? Cool. I never knew that was the first line said there. How could you give your?

Your woman accesses it to your villa. Does he actually own a whole villa, you think? Well, just house. He's just saying house villa. That's kind of what he's referring to. I'm imagining it being like an entire villa. No, like a villa, like a house. Trestpass and a witness while you cling to your pillow.

Say that again because I didn't get any of that. Trust pass and a witness while you cling to your pillow. Trestpassing and a witness all the hackling a yupp pillow. What? I don't, none of that. Your lyrics are weird, dude. Mine says, trust pass and a witness while you cling to your pillow.

Okay, well, that definitely just points out how hard it is to understand because when you read different sources that people just interpret it the way they fucking think it is. Do you remember back in the day when like in order to get lyrics before the internet, like, we actually had to listen to it back and like write it down? Or you had the CD. Yeah, but oh, the CD if they had it in the like the CD jacket, that was nice. But not all of them did that. And like you had to actually like write it down.

Did you ever do that as a kid? I definitely did that one. Like there was songs by like P. Diddy or Mace or Biggie that I remember like writing down lyrics too. But like my like little 10 year old brain totally didn't understand some of like the gnarly shit they were saying. So I like kind of worded it all like super G. Like it's amazing the innocence of a child's brain like totally didn't understand what kind of crazy shit they were actually saying. Because, you know. Yeah, because I was 10.

I just watched Pretty Woman this week for the first time in like 15 years. Are you happy with it? Dude, what a different fucking movie. I mean, different from what? You never watched it. When I was a kid, I watched this with my mother. My mother used to watch it. It was her favorite movies.

So she'd always have pretty woman on. And I always thought, like, Julie Roberts sucks. She's not that. I remember being a kid, like, Jr. I don't like her. And then I thought, what's his name? Whoever, the Richard Gear, I think is Richard Gear.

Yeah, Richard Geh. I always thought he was old as shit. Yeah. I thought he was old as good, too. And I didn't understand the business, what he was, like, what he did. And then I didn't understand why he picked her up. And as a kid, I just liked his car. That was a dope-ass car.

He had a Lotus. And it was like you said. But as an adult, I find out this man's a billionaire who just takes over huge businesses and destroys them and separates them. And that's how he makes his billions. And was this on or lost, decided to pick up the hottest prostitute because she just needed to ride somewhere. And he was like, all right, let's, fuck it.

I'm down. And then just paid her for a month to be with her. Like, that's what the whole story is. Okay. Crazy, dude. I don't know what's happening. I haven't actually seen it. Like, I don't know ever.

But like, I know the story. I'm just going to your references like, as a kid. as a kid you see things completely different well when you describe it like that I know it's like supposed to be sort of it turns into a bit of a sentimental piece and it has heart but I'm like wondering based off just how you described it like who am I supposed to feel like soft for here like which one am I supposed to feel like oh well

she deserves that or he deserves that like they deserve this love I don't know based on the way you just described it just kind of like sounds like a smut film like I think I've seen that yeah but it well done but it was well done I gotta be honest all right well I gotta watch it all right if you're not Cinda Fuckinrella, you know? Yeah, it is a Cinderella type story. But see, it's harder to think of the girl as that I'm rooting for a Cinderella when she is willingly a hooker.

And there's a part there that I had no idea. And she goes down on them. And I, as a kid, I had no idea. You missed that? I had no idea. I thought she was just like fixing her shoes or something. I don't know. But I watch it.

I'm like, oh, she's going down. Look at that. Look at that. Julia. Pretty damn clear. Right. Amazing. She's the one I'm rooting for, though, right?

Which, by the way, George Costanza is then later in the movie? I've seen that. He, like, fully tries to, like, have his way with her. Yeah, that's, that scene doesn't age well. But it's actually, but it's actually part of the movie and well, like, well-acted. Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, you know. But it's just weird to see George, it's just weird to see George. It is weird.

Was that before he was George, you think? I think it was before. It had to be. Because once you're George, like, you can't have yourself on screen. They couldn't do that role for him. Yeah, yeah. All right, real quick, let's keep this going. You better.

So the point is, we don't know what that line is. That set us off in a whole pretty woman. You better clean to your pillow. Just think about a pillow. You better watch your back before she turn into a killer. Yeah, absolutely. She can get crazy. Have you watched the ID channel?

Yeah. It snapped. It's clear signs. That's some real shit right there. Let's review the situation that you're caught up in. My lyrics, which are, by the way, the genius lyrics, which tend to be the most accurate. But I don't know what the fuck they were giving on that pillow around. Best review the situation that you caught up in a.

Yeah, that's it. Okay. Let's look at where you're at. A true play, you have to know how to play. If she say it. night, convince her say a day. No, mine says, if she stay a night, convince her stay a day.

But that doesn't make sense if you're trying to be a player like getting away for some shit. Like, you don't want her staying longer. So what he's saying, this is funny, what's your reference of lyrics? Let's make this company versus company in the lyrics industry battle. What's your website that?

What's your source? Oh, Google. So you're just looking at Google. Well, then I totally believe genius over Google's bullshit because Google steers me in the wrong description. All the time. I disagree. Well, mine is absolutely accurate in that one because how does yours make sense?

If you're trying to sleep around with this girl behind your girl's back, then you want her to like just come real quick during the day, not spend the night. Like which one are you going to more likely to get caught with? To be a true player, you have to know how to play. If you say a night, convince her say a day. So like, you know, it's like a real quick like a nooner. You know, like oh, hey, pop in quick afternoon on your lunch break. That's how you stay clean.

What's the next line? Shaggy's eyes. I like it. Never admit to a word when she say. And if she claim, you tell her, baby, no way. Hey, baby, no way. I don't even know. And then we got a whole different segment to get in here.

Because like I said, let's bring that one pin out. This woman is watching. According to the last line of this, she stayed until it was over. I'm just going to start to that because I would like to quick. She stayed until it was over. So she... How long was this engaging for? Like, maybe she walks in and they're like, oh shit, what the fuck?

You want to see a show right now? About to put on a show for you. Clearly, they didn't see her. They were doing their own thing. But like, remember that she's watching and staying through this whole thing. Okay, she caught him on the counter. And then Shaggy's telling him to... Wasn't me.

Say that. She was bang... Saw us banging on the sofa. Well, it wasn't me. I even had her in the shower. Okay, look it. Real quick. Let's just do the tising.

Let's just do the tis. That is a sesh, dude. That is a fuck sesh to the max. Not even close to... Trying to run through my memory. We're kind of done. Okay, so let's include the four places. Kitchen counter.

I imagine it's a kitchen counter, so they start going off there. No, we're missing now. You missed that one. She first saw them on the bathroom floor. You're right. This is all written after that. So it's bathroom floor, followed by the kitchen counter. Followed by the...

Made her way to the sofa. Then back to the fucking bathroom to get in the fucking shower. Dude. She even caught me on... camera. At that point, she's bringing out the camera. It's like, is this like a cuckold in me? Is this something that you're getting off on now? Because like, if you're getting, like,

if you're watching them straight take laps around your fucking house right now, in the meantime, you're like, you're chewing popcorn and then you're like, wait, you know, I gotta get my camcorder. Hey, hold up real quick. These motherfuckers are getting after it. Wouldn't you, if you were shaggy, though, like, he even

had her in the shower, he's like, it wasn't me, like you're saying. But then on the next one, he goes, she even called me on camera, I'd be like, oh, you're fucking. I'm like, bro, I saw you. Look, hey, I, look. No, I'm saying, Shaggy. No, what I'm saying is Shaggy's got to be like at that point.

Oh, stop doing the it wasn't me and be like, oh shit, bro, you're fucked. Oh, yeah, yeah, no. Fuck all that. Just move out, bro. Just move out. Like, she got your own camera, bro, like. I bring moving truck to your house next week. I'll carry out the sofa for you because, you know, she ain't going on that shit.

You defiled her sofa. You defiled the whole house. She saw the marks on. my shoulder. Still Shaggy's, yeah. He heard the words that I told her. I won't mean.

He heard the screams getting louder. You know what? It probably was you. Yeah. It was you guys. Shaggy, shaggy's like, you know. It's like, you know what? The evidence is mounting up, dude.

Yeah, so. I could only be her bad lawyer so long. Dude. Like, how do you, the fucking audacity with all this fucking, like, it'd be one thing if she walked in real quick on that. Well, actually, no, it's not even one thing. It's like, okay, it's, it's, Saw it, walked out.

Boom. Walked out. That's the one rule. Another way of... There's like... Another way of taking care of this is see that, go in a kitchen, grab a knife, do that whole, you know, weird shit that happens from that point, right? There's that situation. Talking about like the whole...

Yeah, I'm just thinking of options that she could have won over instead of watching the whole thing for... It's got to be at least a half hour. Are we saying it's at least a half hour? I mean, to take the rounds around your house, basically on every corner and grab this. It's got to be at least a five-minute shower. That feels like a little... This has to be like an hour. You're saying hour.

I'm saying a half hour to a hour. Maybe half hour to two hours. It could have been like a straight up full day long sush though with all these places being covered. Or if you're really going fast at it like you did like you were on the bathroom floor started right, minute and a half. Got up. Carrier to the kitchen. Bang through a minute and a half there. I mean, moved to the sofa.

He hit doggy style for two minutes and then realized you guys were kind of dirty. It's kind of smelly. It's only six minutes in. Took a shower. That took 10 minutes. Really could be 15 minutes. Can I just address the disrefer? respect to like if you're actually covering all these places in your house with not your girl like

you are straight up trying to make a point if not to her or to yourself of just being like this not enough no let me get on the fucking sofa did it no no you know what let me take you to the countertop all these completely unnatural places that is they never say a damn thing about the bed did they even touch the bed maybe that's what he was doing he was steeping that that's for his woman you know we Can't touch the bed. The soap and the shower, the counter. That's where I keep my respect. That's all guch.

That's where I keep my respect from my relationship. My countertop is fair game, yo. I'll fuck all day over that. The bathroom floor, holla at your boy. But Shaggy, the entire time kept up with the, it wasn't me. And then. He's a bad lawyer. Yeah.

Let's hear Rib Rock come back. Give some better advice, Shag. You're not being a good friend right now. Thanks, Shag. All right. Rick, what else you got to tell us? Run it back. four different places in the house,

not even be, like you guys were completely unaware of your surroundings. Were you trying to get caught? But you were saying, you tried to keep her from it. You're lying to you're lying to yourself. It feels like you're trying to get caught at this point.

You're taking over every portion of the house with a fucking neighbor, the easiest person to catch you in. Giving your woman your key and being like... Hey, by the way, don't come around at noon. Please don't come around at noon. Maybe noon 30. Yeah, and then you're just banging from noon.

On Tuesday. 30, because I'm totally not going to be up to anything. At all. Yeah, fuck, dude. And,

hey, can you charge your camcorder the night before? You might want to use that. I'm saying. Yeah. This guy's jiggle-o player game is lacking. Let's just say that. Yeah,

you take that player off your label. You shouldn't be playing that card. Don't try it. Stop it. The one bit of advice that he gave that was solid is, to be a true player, and you have to know how to play. You, son,

do not how to play. Do not know how to write. Make you know said that she really not a right for Vicks I never used to see you make the jig of low flex As somebody else in favor you in a big complex Seeing is believing so you better change your specs You know she have a bring her word if I think of from the past All the little evidence you better know for mass

Quick by your hands are no for time But if she's back a gun you know you better run for house But she caught me on the counter It wasn't me Saw me banging on the sofa It wasn't me I even had her in the shower It wasn't me

She even called me on camera No, it wasn't me She saw the marks on my shoulder Wasn't me He heard the words that I told her Wasn't me Her the screen's getting louder Wasn't me

She stayed until it was over All right We don't need to spend A elongated time on this one Because this shaggy verse Is half in Portuguese or Farsi

I don't know With some other, It is a hard I'm gonna do my best Okay It is a hard one to decode. Yeah, very non-English. Half-Englishy.

Make she know say that she really know have right by Vex. I'm already out. I'm already out. Let me tell you what my says. Make sure she knows it's not you and lead her on to Vex. Yeah, I like yours better on that one. Her on no right to Vex. I think mine is missing the word sure, because otherwise it would have made more sense.

Whenever you, she, see, make the jiggle loaf. flex. She, mine says, whenever you should see her make the Jigoloa flex. Yours is making a like, a comeback. Comeback on the, fourth quarter comeback right now. Shit, man, I was feeling confident about the victory on my genius lyrics, but. Like the pony would, like you. Yeah, because mine are very confusing this whole thing.

All right, you take over on this one. Somebody else, somebody else as it be by you, it's not that complex. Yeah, real quick, can I just say that mine says a smaddy else with flavor, favor you in a decomplex Yeah what the fuck Did the second verse of this Genius lyrics get taken over By like Google Speak?

Like I don't know what the fuck this became Alright you take over See it is believing So you better change your specs I don't think that the specs were at fault here Like I don't think it had anything to do Like maybe You think you need to get any prescription babe

He shaves his hair Or like goes out and gets a tail like no What? For like the whole hour he was watching her out like oh you're right my you know what i didn't have my glasses on all right that's my bad you know she are gonna bring bout things up from the past all the little evidence you better know to mask quick upon your late for that there's a lot evidence that's video uh screaming ass cheeks all over it's smeared all over the counter in

the bathroom floor and sounds like you guys had enough time to stop possibly go to the restroom eat something. I'm surprised you guys didn't add that to the... We stopped it in a side which other way... Watch some Netflix and then we got the back of bagging

and no back pops like you got in the back porch bang and anyway. They could have added a bunch of shit. Anyway, all right so where am I going? You know she doesn't bring it out them past all the evidence is there. Quick upon your answer

go over there. That's completely different than mine. You know you better run fast. Yeah, definitely. That's... That's the second best advice that he's given. Probably the best advice. Yeah, if she pulls out of dying, you get your ass up the face.

But he's telling him to go over there. He's like, quick on your answer, get over there. Like, be quick on your. Is that what that means? Yeah, quick on your, quick upon your answer, go over there. I mean, dude. But here she packs a gun. You're about how this guy can fix the situation.

Yeah, it's on. It's done. It's like, he goes so far in cheating. And she sees so much of it that it's like, Shaggy is. He's just coming from the, like, he's like the guy who just woke up from, like, partying on the night. He's like, what are you talking? He was, like, he was. He said, he wasn't here.

He's back her gun, run fast, so that's... Yeah, and then, um... He's giving bad advice throughout this entire song. When it really should be, like... You gotta be a juggler, you got to flex, or, you know? Call your movers. If you're not a player, don't know how to play, I don't want to tell you. He's like, yeah, you don't...

Find a safe location, you know? Bring some, like, backup when you come with you in case shit goes down when you're moving your shit up. But get the, but get the, you... fuck out of this right. That's decent advice. But you're right. Don't just walk up there and be like, no, it wasn't me. Nah, no.

But yeah, you're right. But, babe, this is you. I videotaped you literally banging over her whole apartment. No, that wasn't me. Wasn't me. But yeah, you're right. The last advice he gives him is like, but it's pretty obvious. That should have been the first thing.

Pretty obvious advice. That should have been the first thing. That should have been the whole song. That should have been the whole song. He begins with like, I don't know how I let this happen, man. A girl next door, yo. And he's just like, yo, she pack a gun. You got to run fast.

Get the fuck out of it. That should have been the whole song. You gotta go to fuck out with her, boy. Book it. I'm saying. Boogie the fuck out. Hop that fence. Find the cabby.

Get to the fucking nearest airport. Aesap. She's coming. Yeah. Shaggy. Instead he gives us all this bullshit advice. So anyway, we're going to let the song ride out so he can give him more bad advice.

And Rick can give him more repeat that how bad he let his woman watch him. Just kind of whining about it. entire his entire villa, just bang all over his villa. And then come back and like whine about it like he's the victim here. Yeah. Let's hear it, guys. Honey came in and she called me red-handed, creeping with a girl next door. We were both but naked banging on the bathroom's door.

How could I forget that I had given her an extra speed? All this time she was standing there. She never took her eyes off. Sorry for the pain. And it makes no sense at all He's a tear All the pain A chucked

One of those songs I'm really glad That we were able to Dissect D dissect Deges Because man We've got one more verse

That I want to go He decided to break down Yeah there's that little bridge Right there A bridge where he gets a nice little song Going to And he stings I'm sorry

For the pain that I'm caused um yeah it's the most reasonable thing he said this whole episode because this is the first time he's expressed any kind of apologetic but like really you aren't that wasn't though but the first thing he said was like how do i get out of this he's asking for everybody like i don't know how i let this happen that's the first thing he says and that he's like i don't know what to do and it took him all the way to like just before the end of the song where he comes to like you know what i kind of want to say i'm sorry like that how that wasn't anywhere at the top of like that just shows how much this whole whole relationship means jack to this dude.

Let's be honest, Cassel. I'm sorry, like, he wasn't sorry. He wasn't sorry. He was banging He was sorry, he got caught. He's just sorry, he got caught. He's sorry that he caught her on the counter and on the bathroom floor. Although, like, probably in his stomach, he's thinking about like, maybe I shouldn't have done that. I'm really sorry. But at that point,

that boy was sessioning it up and banging it up. He says, I've been listening to your reasoning. It makes no sense at all. What? Finally. Hey, hang on. And were you hearing that wrong? He's listening to her reasoning and her reasoning doesn't make sense? No, that's not what mine says.

What is your saying? I've been listening to your reasoning. That's what mine says. Okay, he's talking about the, he's talking to Shaggy. Shaggy's reasoning. Oh, I'm imagining he's talking to the girl. Okay, yeah. I've been listening to your reasoning, Shaggy.

Yeah, Shaggy, you give shit advice. Like, I shouldn't have come to you for this, but I guess we would have had a jamming. This is where I got a little confused. We should, we should tell her. He said, it says need to tell her. Need to. See, that's when yours comes back in. If we combine our powers, it makes,

comes in and hits a not last inning fucking home run to tie the game if we combined our powers they make the ultimate lyrics like fucking captain planet we gotta we gotta get extra innings uh fucking oh we got an extra a thriller driller maybe maybe we'll figure it out in these last couple or they might just tie it i mean that's what i would imagine how different can lyrics be on two different websites but all right all right so yours is better so it says need what was it need to tell her that i'm sorry for the pain that i caused and then this was where i you may think that you're a player but you're completely lost.

That's what mine says too. That's why I sing. And then it says that's why I sing. All right. You got a tie game on this one. Now, this is where I get confused on the lyrics though. You may think that you're a player but you're completely lost.

Is he talking to Shaggy? Who fucked up here? Oh, is he talking to Shaggy here though? Yeah. I know, you're right. Who fucked up? He's like, you may think you're a player, but you're lost.

Shaggy's like, I've mostly one who got caught on a bathroom floor and the countertop and a camera. My girl's in fucking Brazil. right now I'm banging her sister got girls in Miami got girls in Puerto Rico girls in Los Angeles Las Vegas Seattle

November like yeah it's like you're the fucking dumb ass banging the girl next door when you gave your girl the fucking keys Yeah and told her not to come over tomorrow day or whatever And then he's yeah

He's telling Shaggy You're completely lost That's why I was amazing When I watched it at the end I gave you the look I was like He has the all fucking datsy Popper really word on the show

By the way, Justin's been making all fucking dacity a regular. Oh, yeah. No capular word in the last like month or so. So I support it. My grandmother says it now. When you see how he spells it in text, it like goes next level. But yeah. Well, yeah, all fucking dassey, just say, but you're completely lost.

Like, Shaggy's the one that fucked up. Like, he didn't run over there and ask for his advice. I mean, his advice is completely lost, though. It's like bad fucking advice. We've been over that. I will say. I give you that, but you don't say you're lost to somebody that's like. You're the one to ask for advice, bitch.

I will point out, though, we have not really talked about the song musically at all. That right there is probably my favorite part of the song, that little bridge. Because if you take that out, this song is supes repetitive. It's the same shit over and over again. The rap, it's like every shaggy rap sounds exactly the same. Like, you could just like, blah blah blah blah. Like, that's his rap every time. Every Rick Cross verse, every chorus.

Every chorus kind of sounds the same. That song needed that little verse. And even the beat changes up a little bit. It's like doop, doop, doop, doop, doop, do, do, do. Like, so, you know, that might take it up half a snapper, a slap for me, but I don't know. Two things here. I'll find that out. My source is music match with an X, music X match.

Did I ask you that like 30 minutes ago? I know, but I thought it was at the bottom. And then number two, songwriters. Is it not Shaggy and Rick? No. The songwriter, let me name the songwriters. Morris Dickerson, Harold Brown, and Charles Miller. I want to call all this.

Wait, wait, I'm not done. Thomas Allen, Brian Thompson, Ricardo Ducent. How many motherfuckers on this track? I'm not done yet. I'm not done yet. Sean Pizonia, Orville, Burel. You're making up names of that. Not.

There's nobody named Orville Puro. I'm not even done yet with the songwriters. You ready? Lee. Well, you keep. Ending it like you're saying the last name. Lee Levin Time. You understand where that's confusing to me.

Scott Howard and Leroy Jordan. This motherfucking song had one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven fucking songwriters to repeat. What is this that we're coming up with? Like Charlie Daniels band, The Devil Went Down to Georgia, episode 41, where these guys had like six writers for a very simple song, which actually, now that I think about it and listen to this song, This song is way more simpler than that song And I think they were just naming the members of the Charlie Daniels band

Oh is that what that was? I think so. Okay. Okay. Yeah. But I don't know who the fuck any of these guys are. What the fuck is that? One of those fools didn't do shit.

He was just in the room eating nachos the whole time, smoking weed like, yeah, that's hoke. The hook sounds dope. Yeah. Right that down. And he got his name on the track. You know it because he was just part of the swag. And he would have been more trouble for them to leave him out of dope.

I sure they were like, yeah. They had to write it like songs to write the music. And there was probably like. These guys were thanked on the back cover of the CD. Anyways, yeah, they're Shaggy giving advice to Rick, Rick Rock. Rick Rock. And Rick Rock fucking up on his lady by giving her a key and then cheating on her. Well, fucking up by cheating on her, but giving her a key so he can get caught up.

And then his woman awkwardly watching the entire situation of them banging a well session, as Castle says, could be up to around two hours for this thing. I'm saying it could be as short as 15 minutes. Anyway, she's still watching an entire session of him. banging the next door neighbor who she guarantees knows it's just the story how did nobody ever make a rebuttal version of this from like her perspective like somebody should have came out and it's just been like just come out swinging it would have been a track that I feel like everybody could have got behind because they're like oh I know exactly what the fuck this dude puts you through

like come out swinging sis throw him on the coals well you know what song does do that is the uh maybe next time he'll think before he cheats where she takes a little slower to both headlines. Should we just treat that as though that is the response to this song? I think that should be the girl. I think I always imagined her because it's shaggy and stuff. I don't know why I've always imagined, but it was a black relationship to, you know, I'm going to think about it. You can take race out of this and just make it fun, you know.

I'm just saying I was talking about it. Okay, she could be country black, but anyways, yes, country. Take all this out because then it's racist. I just want to put race into situation because that's why I saw the things that has, but then everybody takes it all differently like, oh, you can be a way. white girl to black guy. And that's fine, but now that I'm imagining it, I'm like a country and fucking, you know, it's, anyways, whatever.

Maybe that was the discards of the relationship was that they had different likes and music and that was where it all went awry. I got to be honest. When I'm DJing, like, I've always thought this, you kind of have to like, I don't want to say discriminate, but I'm not discriminating. But like I have to look at different age groups, different ethnicities, different stuff like that to pick what songs I think they're going to enjoy. Is that me being racist at that point?

all that. I'm looking at racist age. Yes. I'm just kidding. I just, I just want to answer you. It kind of is because I have to do that. But it's like, no, you got to read your crowd a little bit. You got to read the crowd. What is reading of the crowd? Exactly. You're literally. A little bit of stereotypes.

Stereotyping and discriminating. You're right. Maybe it's stereotype. And discriminating is when you do something. Yeah, yeah. Because of them, you're not going to let them do something. So I don't do that. But definitely have stereotyping. No, there's times where like if the entire.

room is of this variety like there's certain songs that you're probably not going to test out there which is you're not going to try that make me racist no that's just it's kind of crazy anyway alright back to this day chopped in such hard arms I don't know how we got here

let's go back to what we talked about he's got a girl we're going to treat the next one as maybe next time she thinks like that was the girl in the situation that's just watched which I gotta go but she watched the whole thing that's just crazy this girl's psycho and she went back and got her Louisville slugger.

Let's go to listen to that story. But before we do, let's slap this out. Let me give it to you. It goes. That's it. Three slaps and a delayed moan. Very delayed.

It's kind of bored moan. It's going to win really that into it. Just throw it out there. It's just like a little. It's awesome that. It's a good song. We had a classic. The story's fucked up.

But you know all the words to it and everybody knows the words. So it's kind of fun to sing with all your brew. and, you know, it's a good song, but, like, I don't know. Not a real good dance song, not really anything. So, yeah, that's my, let's see what it gets. Okay. Three in a, uh, what you got? Wow.

Wow. All right. Wow. Throw a snap in there. One in one, huh? I was going to give it. That might be one of the lowest rates you've given a song. Now, you get it lower.

Don't get me wrong. You've given none. But I'm just saying that's one that's pretty low. No, I was going to give it a two quicks. and it'd be like I didn't want to make any sounds like yeah I don't want to add any like sexual on the bathroom floor sounds to add as you did not nothing like that but then I was thinking about it I was just like I never was that into this song really like even when it was like first popular like I remember feel it like it was definitely a song when it first hit like you took note of

and you were like oh what is this and you were kind of like grooving to it a little bit but that for me was the absolute peak of it you got tired out and for me real quick. Shaggy's rap style, yeah, you're not really my thing. And this was that, because this one was so played out so quickly to me and the premise was such fucking fantastical bullshit. The whole concept of like just answering to all this guy's clear self-intrapment to just say like it wasn't me. It's like, it's kind of funny, but it's not even really that. It's so stupid, it's not even like funny. It's just like, this is dumb. This is a stupid house fucking song. I get why it was popular. I get why it's.

still gets played, but when I'm in a place when it gets played, my reaction is just to be like, I'm going to sit down, I'm just like, grab another drink. Like, it doesn't get me excited at all really when I hear this song. And it hasn't, and it stopped getting me excited from about two months out. It wasn't for you. It wasn't for me. It wasn't for me. It wasn't for you. All right. All right. Well, um, although I will say, uh, the one thing about it that I did like is, uh, Rick Rock, he does have a good voice. I think he could be a member of 112. Maybe he was. if we'd look into that. Why didn't Rick Rock come out

within more of an album of yourself? I probably would listen to his album. It's weird. Because they buried him, dude. Like, when this song came out, nobody fucking acknowledged it. Why didn't Shaggy call him out? Like, yo,

he didn't help him out at all. Shout out for Rick Rock, though, homie, he signed the shit out of it. And all I did was... No, he kept his name on the track. Like, I specifically remember when this was always getting played when it was popular.

There was never a mention of who the voice on the whole thing was. So fuck you, Shaggy for that shit. You should have great, fuck you Shaggy. I'm going to take away my snap. Oh, you don't even get the snap. You know what? I'm taking one of my claps away.

Wait, wait, wait. I'm going to play this snap backwards, all right? That was me taking a snap away. It's going to sound exactly the same thing. Yeah, it is. And let me try to do my clap and take that out. Take that out. That will sound different because we've already done that once,

and I was surprised to find that out. Maybe the snap sounds too. All right, yeah. So fuck you, Shaggy for not giving Rick Ross any credit. And fuck you Rick Ross for checking on your girl, man. Shaggy. Yeah, for sure. Fuck Rick Ross.

Cheating on your girl, giving her a key and just making her, just the audacity of just disrespecting your whole place after you gave her the key i don't know ma'am i'm ready to get out of this i feel i need a shower after this song so you know what let's just go ahead and hear the other side and maybe that'll balance things out a little bit yeah i think that's where we go from here you ready next