Dissect DJs - Shania Twain - That Don't Impress Me Much

Episode Date: September 22, 2025

We're back with another classic throwback dissect as we break down Shania Twain's 1997 hit "That Don't Impress Me Much". From Brad Pitt, to Elvis, to rocket scientists, nothing much impresses this woman!We cover it all and throw in some other logs on the fire that don't much impress us, as our attempt to find the 2025 song of the summer has brought us kicking and spinning right back to 1997. Shania and her leopard print setup is up NEXT!Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Dyssex DJ DJ Oh yeah, yeah What's going on is the Dysk Dijs In the building With your boy DJ MC Jack That's me And over there

You know you got Cass Steezy And DJ Steve We are the Dizzy Let's like to spin it mix it Throw it back and dissect it And we decided Let's get back to basics Let's get back to basics

Let's get back to basics Let's get back Let's get back to bag. That's right. Because we've been playing around with a few different segments, ideas, lately, and it's been fun. And I've had a good time doing it. But let's just hammer home what our bread and butter is. Let's get back to what we're now with.

Let's go back to what we are, what we started with and what we created this whole podcast to do, which was dissecting. The words of the songs that we all know but didn't know we knew. And saying that, we were known to be having a classic search for what is the song of the summer of 2025. We did Dior by M.K. and Crystal. We did Katzai, gnarly. And that's where a search ended because, you know what, there was a lot of dollars. Every year. I did a deep search.

This whole time as we were game planning throughout the week, I'm like looking up songs that we could do decide, like, what else could we say might have been the song of the summer. So, of course, we landed on this classic country jam from 1997 by Shania Twain. That don't impress me much. Because what else says summer of 2025 than Shania Twain? Not much. And I'll tell you this. This came to me because I was, I figured where I was, to be honest. I think I was a poor.

That part of the story doesn't matter. Yeah, it really doesn't. But you feel like you need to give details when you give it anywhere. You don't. That doesn't impress me much. Just get to the bare bones of the story. It's good. That's good.

That's my boy with the daddy jokes. That's how I like it. Anyway, we're going to listen to the rest of the song, but there is nothing that impresses Shana Tweet. Hard to impress. There's nothing. You're going to find out there's many things that she's going to say specifically. She's going to be like, nope, that doesn't impress me either. So, man, is that just her or is that all ladies?

Like, is there something I do with my lady where she's not impressed? And I'm like, well, I thought I was doing something like legit there, but. I was giving it my best. I bought a dozen flowers. Did you want two dozen? I cooked a full A rib eye Did you want filet magnate?

I don't Can a brother get it break? So Giving it my all With that I was like Let's find out What she is impressed by What she's not impressed by

And then let's ask Castle and myself What we are impressed by And what we are also Thought was going to be impressive And ended up being a And that's what the episode Today

Is gonna flow It's gonna hinge up That's what we're gonna do So with that said I want to get this song Starters days, play it back again. Let's go. You guys who thought they were pretty smart,

but you've got being right down to an art. You think you're a genius, you drive me up the wall, you're a regular, original, know it all. I would you think you're special. I would think you're something else. Okay, so you're a rocket scientist. That don't impress me, but... So you got the brains behind you got the touch

Now don't get me wrong Yeah, I think you're all right But that won't keep me So just so you know, if you're a rocket scientist Fuck you If you are a rocket scientist You went to school for five to seven to eight, ten years Work for NASA and have worked on rocket propulsion

Cool, thanks a nerd You're a nobody, okay? Fuck off with your rocket degree and your understanding of physics and how space works. Go get a job at SpaceX because that don't impress me much. She's not impressed by that. And you know what? There's probably a lot of girls that would not actually be impressed by what the concept of how you would display your knowledge of rocket science.

I would be honest. Like they would probably be impressed by the paycheck and the company that you're working in and like all that. that might be impressive. Not to Shania, but the conversation you're going to uphold by explaining a rocket. I got to actually speak to this little bit because my grandfather actually worked for NASA. True story.

And he would work on these like rocket ship engines. He would get really excited to talk about it. And he would bring out his blueprints and he'd be like, this is what we've been working on. It would be the most complicated. And nobody would understand what he was talking about. Look, my dad is a doctor. I always felt like I didn't really so much get the doctor genetics from him. Then when his dad was the rocket scientist and he would talk about his shit, I'm like even further from the truth

That shit would not make any sense to me. So like I understand why Shenea would not be Impressed by the conversation of rocket fuel engines and like the construction of that because a lot going on there a lot of talk that's just going to go over Everybody's head, not even the most basics. So are you saying that she's not impressed because she doesn't actually understand what is being talked about with the rocket science, or she's simply not impressed because she can care less if you went to school. If you're not a diverse individual that's able to understand different aspects of life, including, you know, psychology, physiology. Now, she's just playing hard to get.

Okay. She wants to be, like, difficult. She's like, no, whatever. I'm going to save me there, dude. I was losing it, and you had to. Yeah. No, I mean, I know what Chennai is doing. Early on, before I even go through lyrics and stuff, I'm going to, I'm going to be like,

I know what she's doing here. What's she doing? She's just trying to be like, oh, I'm not impressed. Show me more. You know how, like, some girls will walk around with that sort of like, oh, I'm elegant and like, I'm not impressed by men's attention. That's sort of what she's carrying herself as. Any, like, female model influencer you see on Instagram that likes to, like, just sort of

prants about with their, like, on confidence. Yeah, I don't follow any of them. Somehow they end up in my feed. Initially, what do you want? Instagram was a trip at first because you'd be like, oh, this girl. She wants a follower. I'll get her a follower. I had all these random people that I would be following.

And it was like... That first, like, year, you, like, I remember... I remember being like, yeah. And I remember having, like, people I followed from, like, my first year on because I just didn't understand how Instagram was going to work. We were all figuring it out of the fly. So I was like, oh, that looks like, yeah. And it was kind of how similar to, like, MySpace.

We had the same kind of, like, trajectory of both where you started by being like, oh, I make friends on. And that one especially because, like, that was our... That was a lot of our first, like, interactions with being in, like, and we're like, oh, do I make friends on the internet? Is that how that works? And then you end up with just, like, the five or six people that you thought you just would be friend. Your top, top.

Yeah, they ended up in your top eight. That was a big eight. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pop up there. After a while, I made it just, like, very specific people that I knew would never leave the top eight. My mom, what was that? Was that you? No, how do I turn that off?

Man, turn your sound off. What? Oh, yeah, yeah, I can do that. With that said, we were talking about how we were going to discuss things that we were impressed or tried to do that we thought would impress and didn't, right? Yeah. And I had it. You know what doesn't impress me? I forgot it.

Go, what, you tell it, and then I'm going to remember it. Your fantasy football team. What? Look, we've been watching football all day over here. Curtis on a Sunday. Great day. Love discussing fantasy with him. He's also in my league and everything.

It's fun. fantasy player that's why he's losing right now if you're ever watching though with like somebody that like you're not in their league and they want to like talk about like their players the only stories i want to hear about like your fantasy or what happened is like if there was some wild shit that's like you lost by like half a point but like if there's a wild fantasy story and we all know what it is at this point i'm here for that but if you're just trying to tell me like oh i need 20 points from this guy in this game and then uh i need to not give up eight points to this guy and then they're on multiple leagues like i don't care i'm not in this

It doesn't impress me much. I don't want to hear about your fantasy. Don't over explain your fantasy. Don't tell me every time a guy scores that it was on your team. Don't tell me when they're in the red zone. Oh, I want to hear, see this guy or this guy or this guy or this guy. It doesn't impress me. It's a little attack at this point.

I began the whole story by saying, you're in my league and I'm down to talk to you about it when we're over here chilling and we know each other's matchup. That's a good personal. If we're in the same league, I'm here for it more. If you're somebody I just met and I don't know your league, I don't know. know you and like you just want to keep telling me about that's your relationship to football and that's it okay that makes sense let me have me have me impressed me let me tell you something that i thought would impress and didn't so coming out of high school i was on top of the world why i was on varsity basketball i was the president of a championship winning chess team and that's it and that's it but

coming out of high school you feel like come on that champion I was on a CIF quarterfinals basketball team. That championship chess trophy is going to drive girls of wild in college. That's where you went. In my mind, I was like, they're going to see that I'm athletic and smart. And boom, I'm going to have it in his room. This is easy. Oh, I'm sorry.

Were you wondering what this trophy is? Let me explain about the winter of 2004, the championship of the chess tournament. It came down to a queen and a night. I was about to use some, like, chess, like, vernacular, but I didn't have enough. I got you. But yeah. So I end that,

and then I go into my first couple dates and then, you know, you're talking about, oh, what are you? And I was like, I was chess president.

And I was also a varsity basketball. And she's just like, and she would be like, and then she'd be looking for more. Like, okay. And I'd be like, I was,

I was a good, literally baseball player? I don't know. And you know what she would say? That don't impress me much. So yeah, got the, brains but have you got the touch?

Now don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're all right. But that one that don't impress me much. Carried a mirror in his pocket and a comb up a sleeve just in case and all that extra hole in your hair ought to lock it because heaven forbid it should fall out of place. Oh, whoa, you think you're special? Oh, oh, you think you're special? Something.

Okay. So you're Brad Pitt. Wait a minute. Stop the music. Stop everything. Are you kidding me? Why are you coming after my boy, Brad? Bradley?

You're coming after the pit? Pitmaster 5,000? What did he do other than make Moneyball and Ocean's 11? Look at my face. Don't come after the pit. Don't come after Bradley. Fight club? If there was one man that I would...

Never mind. That's the one. It's the pit. It's the pit. Are you talking about Thelma and Louise? Are we talking about seven? Are we talking about casino? I threw casino in there.

Was he in Casino? No, he wasn't. Exactly. Only professionals would know that he was not in Baton, but he wasn't in glorious bastards. He was in some other shit. And he is the greatest. F1, people are raving about right now?

Still holding it down in his 60s? Like a goddamn champion of the art. It's the pit. You're not talking about the pit, Shania. Why are you driving? dropping a disc check on my boy, just out of the blue. If Brad Pitt doesn't impress you, how is a Puerto Rican from Fontana gonna do anything here? Let me tell you how.

Salsa moves. But beyond that, I don't know much else that I can do to match or equal the pit. Here's the thing. It actually goes deeper than just her randomly tossing Bradley's name into the pit for no reason. We can go back to see the lyrics that she set it up with. Sure, yeah. There was some things I questioned as well. Go ahead.

Because I didn't know where she was going with that. I believe when the setup for the first one, she was probably talking about, you think you're a genius, drive me up the ball, blah, blah, blah, genius shit, whatever. That's the rocket scientist shade she was thrown out, right? This is the setup she did for the Brad Pitt hook. Go slower this time because you just ran into the tomorrow. Yeah, because that part didn't matter. The point was the guy was in art.

Honestly, she didn't describe that well either. But all right. Okay, you'll hit us. I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket Me either It's a weird thing That's a big device Unless you got like one of those like girl mirrors

At this point I have phones So this is pre-phones so I can see why that wasn't a thing But if pre-phones you had a mirror in your pocket Just to check yourself One with like a handle on it And they had to do that man You're tripping Just sticking out their back pocket

I never know I do like that either continue And a comb up his sleeve just in case That I disagree with I've known a lot of men that used to home My grandpa used to My grandpa used, maybe not in his shirt sleeve, because that sounds 50s. The whole thing sounds 50s. I think it's like grease when they would be like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

My grandpa would pull that shit out of his fucking pocket. That little, you know that little pocket that's in jeans? There's like an extra pocket on your right side. There's like a, there's your pocket. Oh, yeah, the little extra one. Yeah, that's for combs. Or at least my grandpa thought so because that's where he would pull out his little comb. I thought it was for bad.

I don't have hair, so I wouldn't know. But he used to comb in the middle of the day at seven years old. Do that Fonzie move, but they'd be like... Yeah, so... Yeah, it makes sense. It's good to have on hand. The comb I disagree with. I do throw people with that.

She didn't know Amanda had it. She's tripping. The mirror, and now a combination of mirror in the pocket and comb, never been seen, so... She follows it up, and all that extra whole gel in your hair. Out of lock it. I don't know what I mean. She had a lot of gel in his hair, apparently.

Yeah, yeah. Okay, so he has that on her, too. The pit uses conditioner. This is what I'm getting at. And then she says, because heaven forbid it should fall out of place. All right, so she's not just deciding to call out Brad Pitt, but she's setting them up as this like vapid, super...

Perfect. Yeah, like eyebrows, perfectly plucked. Just person that's like obsessed with her own image, you know, like a narcissist that has to look at himself all the time. I don't think the pit. Have you seen the pit in Fight Club? He plays it cool, bro. I feel like a lot of us, if we look like Brad Pitt,

we might be the guy she's referring to and maybe that's what she's trying to get at. You'd be like, oh, well, I gotta look at myself again because I just, do I still look like Brad Pitt today? Awesome, I do. What about this comb? Play some do-up music as you fucking like doing this. Start doing snaps and shit.

But I've never known Brad Pitt to be caring. He seems like a humble guy who just kind of goes about his business crushes his acting roles. Every single time. It's the pit. Stacking cash. Don't come for the pit. That don't impress me much.

I don't get me wrong Yeah, I think you're all right Okay, so you got a car tonight Now come on baby, tell me You must be choking, right? Something special Oh, well, you think it's something else Okay, so you got a car

I can't even impress you If I have a car I'm all right with that one Everybody has a fucking car I had a car when I was fucking 16. So why is she, like, if I didn't have a car, would that unimpressed you? Like, the fact that I have a car should at least... Neutral.

Neutral vibes on this. But it should... Like, yeah. It should give you a little bit more than neutral. Because if you have a car, okay, it's a little more impressive than not having a car. What's more impressive? This gets along the point of like, are you impressed by something that is not unimpressive? Like, what is the difference there?

It's impressive how unimpressive you... Why are we stu? I was trying to make something. I keep forgetting that discussed the music video because that was capturing my eye this time. Shania, bringing leopard print back as hard as it's ever been brought back. I think that was the end of leopard print,

if I'm not mistaken. Maybe. I think she was like, this is the end. I'm going to make sure nobody else. What a stamp to put on it, though? It was an exclamation point, the entire leper print vibe.

I do appreciate that she doesn't specify the car. She just says it doesn't press me to have a car. The video looks like, It's like that, I mean, that's why I was looking at it. It's got like that car that looks like it's got the flames on the side. It's your classic, like, it looks like the car that's like the bad guy mobile in Greece. Remember the one when the flames gone out? The Scorpions.

Craters face. Oh, let's see one more time. Got a car that don't impress me much. That was actually a pretty dope car. I'd read it. That was a pretty dope. I've never been one to, like, be like, I want a car with flames on it. But, like, if I came across it and the price was right, like, yeah,

Maybe I could be a flame car guy. I don't know. I'm not really going to get into street races. Nowadays, like, if this is a 50, 60 thing, it's cool to have. But nowadays, you're a little awkward driving with a, I don't know. Yeah, I don't want it. I actually don't want it. I don't want it.

Unless I'm, like, doing street races, like in Too Fast, Too Furious or something. Or a Hot Takes episode. Yeah. One of our Hot Takes. Yeah, yeah. And I like that we're doing it while being in a flaming car. And it's on fire at the same time. Just adding the hot takes.

to the situation. Initially I was annoyed that she wasn't impressed that you had a car, but as you stated, having a car is not very impressive so I can see why she wasn't impressed that you have a car. I was just more of the understanding. Listen, if I didn't have a car, you would be annoyed. So can I get a little credit for at least having a car? Whether it be a Michibishi, you know, Mirage or whatever anybody else has. Tiel Acker with a giant dent in the side and a Puerto Rican dice in the mirror and also a Praterican jersey classic.

Accura. By the way, it was a good car. It's a good car. It got him around for about a decade, right? Yeah, I love that. I miss it.

I shouldn't really go. Anyways. You know what doesn't impress me? What? Pictures of your dogs. Your cats. Your guinea pigs. I take that back.

Guinea pig. Get a guinea pig. Show me that. I take that back. Fuck you. Fuck you. If I ask you to see it and you want to show me one,

I'm cool. Let's see that. Here's the thing. Has anybody ever been in a situation? where somebody's like, can I show you a picture of my dog? You're like, yeah. Dog or kids? Both?

You don't care. I got a one max picture. You don't care about other people's anything. Here's the point I'm getting at when they start doing the scrolling thing. It's the scrolling thing for me. This is where the don't. This is when the don't care. Have you ever been a situation when somebody's like, let me show you pictures of my dog.

You're like, okay, let me see. I'm down to see a picture. A picture. Wait. And then they start doing this and they start going right, right, right? And it's like a photo shoot they did all of the, the same dog sitting in the same location here you go and brushes coming up i could already feel it man dude and you have this point where you're like how do i tell this person i'm not enjoying the 10th 11 12th

scroll i'm like like how do i how do i make this known like how long do i to how long do i to sit and stare at their phone with a smile on my face like can you just show a couple of these photos on video you got the camera right there you can i know but i can't put them on things so just i'm gonna i'm i'm gonna i'm gonna do them but i'm not gonna know you're gonna make it i'll send them to you're gonna make me do more work to like scroll through just do your scroll thing that you're trying to do the whole time yeah like that is that what you mean is that what you mean yeah you know why that don't impress me much about the touch now don't get me wrong yeah i think you're all right but that more don't impress me she got matching uh suitcase gear with her leopard print outfit she got multiple layers of leper

print by the way Okay Whoa Where did Elvis take a shot from? She took a shot at El like out of nowhere She decided to hit up Elvis Especially because Elvis is extraordinarily whack What do you?

What? You want to know my hot take on Elvis? We're still doing hot takes I don't know I think I'm going to put this episode up Before hot takes More hot takes I think so Yeah more hot takes to come after this Multiple a lot

You're going to do a whole bunch of hot takes So get ready for it You're going to tell me that you don't believe, wait. The king? The king? Here's my stance on Elvis. I don't impress me much. I respect Elvis for what he was.

What do you mean? Like what? Like he came at a time when music needed an Elvis. Like they needed somebody to fucking shock the culture and like jump in, like, be an entertaining. Be an entertaining person on stage. And I respect him for that. for what it was for that era. Growing up as a kid,

maybe it was like the cheesy Elvis impersonators that ruined it, but like, I always just thought Elvis was hokey as fuck. I don't. Vegas impersonators. They ruined it a lot, dude. They're bad. They're so bad, dude.

They're just always doing the worst part of Elvis. Like Elvis, when I watch, like, some of his, like, early stuff, like he was cool. He turned into, like, a caricature of himself later in, like, the 70s when he had, like, his jumpsuits and his hair got ridiculous.

and he started to get heavier. And that's the Elvis that all the impersonators like look at it and be like, they focus on late Elvis. Worst version of Elvis. But when he was like young Elvis and he was cool and he was like doing dance moves, nobody ever did, I like that Elvis. That guy was cool. You know what I mean?

And then that is what I beg of very much. Yeah, that's what I became to know him as growing up. And also, yeah, his singing style, not a big fan of, like when he, especially would do slow songs. So when I think of Elvis, I think you came to my karaoke, because you come to a karaoke who wanted. twice a year. Oh, don't let me start

to be karaoke with Elvis. No, but remember the one guy that was dressed as Elvis at Canyon Inn? Do you remember him? I think you remember telling him.

I saw the guy you're like, that guy usually dresses. Oh, maybe I just took a photo of it. Yeah, you told me that guy usually comes as Elvis. He called, he does his hair.

He has a sideburns. He has the poof, the poof on the hair, and he only sings Elvis. And also, what I gathered was like uses being a regular at this karaoke bar

as like, that should impress you much. I actually come here all the time. I was just singing elves. Everybody knows me as the guy that does Elvis a lot. I really crush it. Actually, I'm gonna perform her right now. You should sit in the front row. I'll give you one of the, you know. Which, by the way, that was another thing. I was watching the music video, and the guys in this video are fucking classic. They are all classic, like, generic stock photo of, like, hunk guy drives in on a car and, like, turns and

give a smile and, like a thumbs up. And a wink. Turns and checks out Shania, who's randomly singing in the middle of the desert, which feels like the same desert, the Spice Girls did their say it'll be their desert. I looked it up, it is. It's a really, it's just very dry desert looking. They all have that same and they come and they're like, hey. And real quick, can we just give credit to 1997 Shania? She was killing it, man.

She was on boy, man. I remember being a kid and be like, she's absolutely stunning. And now I am 40 and be like, she's absolutely stunning. She was killing it. Look at her. Yeah. Still gets it. Let's finish this up.

Whatever. Whatever. Sassy Shina. I'll tell you what did impress me. That fantastic song, man. This is a great song. I don't know why I love it. Wait a second.

What? Is she hitchhiking the whole time? Because I just noticed like this is the, look at it right here. She's got her foot on like the matching suitcase. And she keeps doing this. So I didn't even realize this. I don't think ever noticed this. But the whole video was like her walking through this random as desert.

Okay. She's got her matching leopard print gear and suitcase Dude you gotta give credit to the matching suitcase Super matching it's the same material She went to Joanne fabric and bra And she's like I am I want every little inch of me To be skin from a leopard But you can just make it a material that looks like it

Because I'm ammo firmly I'm assuming And then so she's the whole video is her like walking through the desert And then these random guys are like hey Looks like you need a ride you're walking in the middle of nowhere. I haven't seen a gas station, a water fountain, or even a city for the last 15 minutes. I could help you out.

I don't know if you noticed, but my car's got flames, and she looks at them and she goes, that don't impress me much. And bro's like, I'm not even trying to impress you right now. I'm trying to save a life. You look like you're lost.

It is 100 degrees and there is no water. 115. No water within 20 miles. There was an oasis, like nine miles back. In oasis. You missed it. And by the way,

you're wearing a full-length leopard print coat. It's hot as shit. Like, who, why even the music video director was kind of cruel by making her wear that. At least she was wearing a magic bra. Some of the shots she had that in.

You know what doesn't impress me? What? Your workout? Your diet regimen? If I ask for advice, I'm cool with hearing about it. You ever have people, like, kind of go out of their way?

You know what I've actually been doing? I've actually been only eating corn, cheeses, and tortilla lately. Sounds like a taco without the meat. Yeah, no, it's called the La Quinta diet. It's really working, dude. I feel is fucking shredded. I actually got a guy. I could show you some videos.

And then they start like, like, why does everybody that starts talking about their regimen start feeling like they're either like a health influencer or like a gym coach or like a trainer? I like wants to like bring in for some sessions? Like they always just feels like there's a great. riff in the mix, you know, in the whole, like, here's the thing. If you got a product that maybe like a thing, I've been buying these like meals online. Yeah. Yeah.

Here you toss me that. That's cool. Here's a workout I've been doing. I'm going to hear that. But like when people are like ready to like give you the whole like rundown, you used to work in this industry. You know what I'm talking about. I like it. It doesn't impress you much.

It doesn't impress me. Yeah. I got one more scenario that I thought was going to impress. Maybe not impressed, but at least make a marking. And then immediately was humbled. Yeah. So when COVID happened, within three days, my DJ business lost about $15,000 to $20,000. It's a tough time to that industry.

People canceling. All the weddings were like, we're not going to have a wedding, so give us our money back, stuff like that. I was like, oh my goodness. Like, this is never how I lost that much money, right? Six months later, go by, I'm going to. I'm talking to some guy random. I forget what we're talking. I go, man, I lost $15,000.

You know, I'm like, sitting there. I couldn't believe it. And he was like, he looked at me, dead straight face and looked at me like this. He said, I lost $200,000. What do you do? He lost $200,000.

Doing what? For business because of the COVID. Yeah, but what was his business? I don't remember the fact that whatever the fuck it was was 10 times worse than what I was dealing with. And I was like, oh my goodness. So there's perspectives to this. I'm sure he was small compared to the guy that lost $2 million.

And then I bet he was small compared to the guy I lost 20. And then you just keep going down a scale. And I bet he was also full of shit. Who? Which one? The guy that said he lost 200K. Why?

No, no. You could see in his face. There's one of those things that somebody told you something. Perspective money that he would have made. They didn't take it from him. It was like I could have made 200K that I didn't actually get to make. To you, I know he lost money. I'll never forget the face.

I never forget the face. Because it was almost like I reminded him of what he lost. He was fired and he was like, oh, yeah, 15. And then he rang when I did he went like, I lost 200,000. you know what you should have said to him I don't have a queued I can try I can have it cute is that what you're going for

exactly what I was going for I just went on a limb I was I was playing with hope and fire I just thought it was I didn't go into it if you want I didn't have it queued but yeah I thought it was said I should have you should have let me know but want to try it again

you know you should have said damn that don't impress me much oh oh oh so yeah got the moves behind got the turn Oh, yeah, don't give me wrong. Yeah, I think you're all right. But I'm all right.

Oh, yeah. For those that are watching the video. Nothing impresses you. Nothing impresses this woman. Not Brad Pitt, not a car, not rocking side tree, and not Elvis. There's an element of what, not even impressed by Elvis. You're not impressing this girl. I don't care.

And he's been dead for 50 years. I don't know what she needs to impress her. Like, she never explained in the song what will explain to her. Like, what will work? What will impress? There's an element of this that kind of speaks to, like, social media culture. Or, like, there's a lot of women who'd like to go on and make, like, TikToks and social media videos about, like, oh, my God, so many guys are hitting on me. Like, why do you guys hit on me now?

Like, I saw this one the other day where this woman was like, oh, my God, this guy, he just came up to me. And he was like, she was, like, in a panic. She's like, he just said, like, I'm sorry to bother you, but I just want to let you know you're beautiful. Like, what? Why help me out people? Like, why do you, why would you say that? Like, ew. Like, why would you walk up and say that to me?

Like, there's an element now where, like, girls, you could call them influencers, like their whole thing to be. That don't impress me much. That's their thing on social media. And I think partly is because they know they're going to get a whole bunch of backlash. And that equals comments. And that equals engagement. And that's going to get their... That's where we're at.

That's where we're at. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So a lot of... of that don't impress me much influencers out there. And you know what? I think Shania started at all. You know who doesn't impress me much? Tell me.

When people overdo the wedding photo posts on socials. Oh. Yeah. It's my industry. I get it. I know. Yeah. And look, I'm not even trying to make this about, like, people posting stuff

about their wedding. If you had a wedding, you got married, you're having the greatest time of your life. You paid a shit ton of money to get these pictures. are taken, they're professional as hell, post them. I'm all for it. So when is it overdoing it? I think you got a solid month, at least, of relishing in the, from like when you start. Full indulgement.

Yeah, full indulgment. Because I'm sure you got hundreds of pictures that are awesome. You could organize them by like, I'm going to post a few this week, post a few next week. You're living in that honeymoon life. Oh, then there's a few pictures from the honeymoon. Great. I'm talking. I've seen, I'm thinking of like somebody specifically for the past who I remember seeing,

I'm not joking for like at least three years straight. Oh, three years. Three years kept posting their wedding photos. And then when they eventually like stopped posting them after like a couple months, I almost got curious. And you know when you kind of do that like little research like, let me check the, guess what? No.

Husband's gone. No. Yeah. All of them are gone now. So she basically was posting pictures of like her wedding for like three years until suddenly it was like, oh, this isn't a marriage anymore and then it's over. So like literally just understand that there's like people are ready to be happy for you. They want to celebrate your wedding. Sounds like their marriage wasn't very impressive.

Exactly. So they just needed to like keep being like maybe if I post photos of like our best moment when we were actually getting married. Look how happy I was. So let's just it's almost like when somebody doesn't have. new things to be excited about so they keep posting like their high school football like touchdown like their best

like that thing that's it's kind of what it feels it's giving off that energy a little bit so all I'm saying is like I want to see your all wedding photos when you do it like you know go post them up celebrate your love

but if you're still like doing it on a weekly monthly basis you got a month years later you got one month you got a month you get post you know your anniversary and then yeah anniversary you'll have other reasons

to find it in the future but like let's slow down on the regularity of it if they were talking like a year or two later. Slaps and snaps. I'll go first. My slap is... I got three slaps, three guitar riffs, and then one snap.

That's it. Okay. Epic. Tells a good story. It's classic song. It was popular for a long time. Although I very disappointed that there's nothing. Fucking nothing.

I don't impress this one. She's tough customer. She's tough. I don't even. I wouldn't even try. She doesn't even want to ride. She's in the desert and she doesn't even want to ride. That's how much she's unimpressed.

After a while, I'd be like, you know what? I got a buddy in mind that I could introduce. Castle. Come meet Shania, man. See if you hit it better because I'm not worried about dealing with this impression. She would rather die from starvation. That's how much he's unimpressed with you. She wants to display her level of unimpressment.

It's a lot. To that degree. Slaps and snaps. Slaps and snaps. Steps out of five. I'm given Chennai Twain Is that a slap

A snap and then a slap? You're only two and one? You want to one? That don't impress me much Oh, oh, ooh Next!