Dissect DJs - Snoop Dogg, Kurupt, Nate Dogg and Warren G - Ain't No Fun

Episode Date: April 30, 2020

We make a run at one of the illest, raunchiest, most comical jams the 90's ever produced - Ain't No Fun. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

You're back now at the Jackoff hour. This is DJ Ezy Dick. I'm gonna be balls right now. That's it. DJ. By a Snoop Doggy Dog. This one goes on to the ladies from all the guys. A big bow-w-wow.

Because we're gonna make it a little mister here tonight. This is DJ. E. On the station that snaps you across your fat ass with a fat dick. There is so much to take in for the first 30 seconds of this trip. It ain't no fun. You guys know the song. you guys know, dissect DJ's about to dissect this thing.

We have to. We have to. We have to. Who is DJ Easy Dick? DJ Easy Dick. Also. Slap you across your fat ass. Who would a fat dick?

How do you envision DJ EZ Dick? It spells his name. Is it an E and a Z? Because that's all I ever saw. E. Z, D.I.C. DJ EZ Dick. And then Dick with a C. I think it's just a K, maybe.

No, no, I'm going full dick. Full dick. The fact that this song that we all know starts off with we're back out now to jack off hour this is djee is dick like jackoff hour what's it when did you do what is it jackoff hour you got a piece it together but like that so this comes off uh snoop's doggy style album right yeah there was a certain element of that time in the early 90s hip-hop albums that had these like interludes that would kind of be like really funny because i remember as a kid growing up with it my cousin playing the snoop dog album my brother had a best of uh death row

I remember listening to it. Camped out back. First time I heard it. It's track seven and we kept playing this song all night because we kept laughing at this fucking intro. It was so funny to us. And then after listening to a bunch of times, I finally realized like, you know what? That beat fucking slaps though. DJ E's dick. This man changed however I thought of a vagina into a gas. when I first heard this song. It took one while to figure out that's what he's talking about, and be honest. I figured out pretty quickly, and I was like...

I told you I was young when I first heard this song. I got the gist. I had a respect for your lady. Maybe you understand why we wanted to play this song over and over again. Any song that says... I understand why you want to check this out at this point in my life, dude. He met this young lady. She gave him all here, Rosie.

And she looked at his boss. Now... No, he didn't. But she didn't. That was the issue. And you didn't even lick my balls. Like, that's the issues. Did he say didn't?

And you didn't even lick my balls? Are you sure? Bring up the lyrics. I think she's, and you just listen to it. It was five seconds ago. And you even lit my balls. I think she's saying,

he's saying, because you gave me like this. I always heard it the other way around. You always gave me all your pussy. And you even licked my ball. Like she's saying. Oh, really? That's how he's saying it.

No, let's look it. Let's double check. This is definitely an argument. Because my, dude, we both listen the song. easily 500 times. The fact that we both always heard that line differently, very intriguing, because it's a huge difference.

So what was your line? The way I heard it was this fool felt so entitled that he was like, you gave me all your pussy, but you didn't even look at my balls. Like, he's just literally like pinpointing things. You think you did it all, man, you ain't not hot, you ain't that special? What's the lyric?

No, you didn't even like, okay, I keep, I've only wrote an Aint in the Google search because I keep getting hot of this. I swear to you all my life, I'm like, this woman is giving him everything and until I had my balls licked I thought

I thought that balls being licked was like next level shit I got the list man I got the licks you're right you got it you were right I know

I had a whole time honestly as you told me how you heard it I realize instantly like oh yeah that's what it is it makes more sense it makes more sense I was seeing him as this entitled

prick this whole time he was like and you need to lick my balls no this girl's going there She gave all to her. All right. She's doing it all. She licked his ball.

You don't even realize how much this has changed my entire perspective on the song. Because up until this point, I've always thought of it as a super disrespect. It's still disrespectful. It's a super disrespect. But like he's telling her right now that she was actually crushing it, which I never heard that way. All right, let's go. And I promise, baby, I give you a call. Next time I'm feeling kind of honking it.

Okay, so this whole time you thought this woman gave her Mollequistie, but didn't lick his balls. He was like, all right, well, I'll hit you up if I want to break you off or not. But like, you didn't even get my ball, so I'm not even that into it. Right, because you're going to hear that the way you want to hear that. Like him saying, oh, yeah, you know, I'm leaving you a number on the table. I'm going to give you a call. Like, it's all the context of how you hear that. That's funny, dude, yeah.

You know what I mean? I've always heard it as this man just being like, yeah, you gave it on me. I'll hit that shit up when you're down. Interesting. your mouth now this exact line every time I do it

especially one time that I did it for karaoke and I do the whole and open your mouth and if an old woman that's never heard this song listen to the song

I swear I had a mother loving me because I did all these cliche karaoke songs that everybody loves and she was like this guy is great he's the greatest

karaoke ever and I'm not that good of a singer but I'm performer ladies and gentlemen so now I'm doing ain't no fun and I go

open your mouth and I open my mouth all wide and look at her, and she had the most disgusted, but like, oh, I know what you're talking about, in between, feel that I've ever seen in my life. Was that as Shakies? Or an establishment of similar? Yeah, it was? Similar establishment, yes.

Okay. Probably don't do A-no-Funner. I don't know. I'm doing A-no-Fund. Sticks-a-old-old. Sticks-a-old. Yeah. I'm doing it if I feel like.

Actually, all your songs are bad. Don't do date rape. Don't do anything. I'm saying, I know that. Some good clean songs you can do it as shakies. You know what? Karaoke's karaoke. Can we be honest?

I knew it. So he was saying he wasn't in here. That's how I recall this song being. No, I mean, he is like that. You just missed that one scene where it's like she ate his balls, but you were thinking like... Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought this entire song was just hating the whole time.

Like you hit, I hit, but you weren't even that good because he didn't think about balls, I guess you were just saying. But let's be honest. Nate Dogg makes this sound like... Heaven. Sweet singing to this young lady. Because I... Which...

Possibly the best example as to why Nate Dogg dropped the best hooks in R&B history. R&B hip-hop history. Nate Dog, rest in peace. Ultimate hip-drop. I feel like he's singing something sweet to this little lady. He's just telling her. Making it sound sweet? He's never loved anybody in the whole wide world.

Sweet as a dumb age is sweet. And here comes corrupt. You ready for corrupt? I'm ready for corrupt. Well, if corrupt gave a fuck about a bitch, I'd always be broke. I never have no motherfucking end of the smoke. Oh, man. It's calling ladies out.

If he ever gave a fuck about a young lady, I'd always be broke. He would always be broke. And let me tell you, this is quite true when it comes to being in relationships. Money does not stay in your pocket. You got money, they're like,

we're going places, and you're like, shit. And I've never had no motherfucking endo to smoke. I guess you'll do me. But we're quick. Before we get into that, come she isn't bringing any weed to the table. How do you know that?

He never had no motherfucking endo to smoke. Indo is chronic. He don't have no more because she's smoking it all. She ain't bringing no smoke to the table. I'm not okay with all these R&B and hip-hop of 90s people, always giving 100% and then expecting ladies to give nothing. Ladies, bring the weed. Like, if I'm bringing weed, bring the weed.

Like, if I'm bringing the alcohol, every once in a while, bring a bottle. Like, I don't know. It's not 50-50, but at least 60-40. Be a little commemorative of what I brought to the table in the previous setting. Yeah. You know, let's keep it going. Hey, a little return is appreciated. So you know the next couple words, because we're going to listen to it.

But what does he say next, Gassel? I get sloped and looted. Bitch you can't do me. Do we like BPD? Do we look to groupie? Bill Bevado. So let's, that's what he's basically saying. So he gets loked and looted.

So he's always partying. I get sloked in Loaktony. Bitch you can't do me. Do we look like BPD? You hoochie grumpy. Are they hating on Belbevvv at this point? Because Belved DeVoe had poison. Poison was a lot.

epic song. I don't know if that's haters that they're called it. You know, BVD had to sit down. Bibi Dvote had to sit down and look at this

at some point and be like, wait, wait, what's he trying to say? They broke up because of the song. What? Yes. Why? And then that's why Bobby Brown

went on his own. That was no addition. Who was Belvedo DeVoe? Michael Bivens. Didn't one of them break out? Bobby Brown had left these guys when they were a new edition, right? And then to be Belved Vow.

I don't know, dude. You know the story. Way deep. That shit went that deep. Yeah, yeah. I don't know. Belbidvdo, though, had to discern whether this was a compliment or an insult, because I honestly can't even tell. Do we like B, B, D, D, you hoochie groupie? Nobody knows what they mean by that part.

All right. And everybody knows what they mean by this next part. I have no love for hoops. That's something that I learned in the pounds. Or how the fuck am I supposed to pay this hope? Just the latest hope. I know the pussy's minds. I'm a fuck a couple both times.

And then I'm through with it. There's nothing else to do with it. No, you hit it. How filthy is that? He stopped giving a shit about ladies years ago. Long ago. I'd say, like, midway through the first verse. Like, I'm telling you, he started out sweet.

That's the thing. I thought the whole song was him being a dick. But at the beginning, apparently, he was like, yo, you blew my mind last night. But now that I'm back up and I'm standing, and I've put clothes on, bitch, you don't mean shit. And I'm just a little out. And I never had no motherfucket-loaf-loaf-ha-ha-lo-le-h.

He learned what in the past? He got so cock. Dude, he got so cocky, so quick in the day. How did that happen, man? And then out of nowhere, he knows he's not supposed to pay the girl just to lay her. He's going to hit her a couple more times and then passes to the homie so he can hit it. Unnecessary step, by the way. Why do you got to pass her to the homie, hit it?

Like, you mean, she means that little to you? Like, you're like, you've got to hit this dog. Yeah, yeah, this is good. Here, take it, take it, take it. Stee's. That is insane, dude. Stace, you've got to hit this from the back. I've never had that.

I've never. Let's try this out. I've never. Although, let's give him credit. I mean, if he's that open to, like, given the experience. It's two-ish boys. Quashed in that much openness. That's a lot of it.

That's a lot of openness, bro. That's hard to do, man. Obviously, I don't know, man. I would care about the girl typically when I'm doing that. But this guy doesn't give a fuck about the house. How much do you have to not care to be like, yo, homie, you hit it? He learned it in the past. So how the fuck is he supposed to pay this home just to lay this home?

How did he learn the past to get to that answer? I don't know. How is that the response? How is that the response? Oh, my God. And why he is so heartless. There are some demons on this dude's palate. I got a swing, dude.

Like, what the fuck? Delane on that as just an aspect response. This guy has lost his emotion to... I don't see him getting married. I don't see him getting married in the future. Like, this man says I do to anyone in the future. It's fake. Oh, man.

Just refer back to this track. Pass it to the homie. Now you hit it. Because she ain't nothing but a bitch to me. And y'all know the bitches ain't shit to me. I give the fuck. Corrupt. You have been hurt in the past.

Going in. On all these. They sit to him. He's giving it to the homies. He's coming in with a vengeance on this verse, dude. Just against the entire female gender. He hates females. Man.

Corrupt? I got to see. Can you look up? Is corrupt married? I'm going to bowl up corrupt. Yeah. Pull up corrupt and see if he's married. Because if he's still married, we've got to hit up his wife on Instagram and be like,

you heard what you said on this shirt, right? What's the first thing? What do you think the first, like, words come up after I say corrupt. Corrup and dance on that ass. What? That's definitely not that. It might be.

I don't know. Oh, yeah. Do you want to rhyme with us? Correct. We got Networth Songs, FM rapper, age. We can freak it. Free what? Album.

Space Buggie and Gene Ako. Gangster Bucky. I don't know. None of those make any sense. Gangsters hit the room. Girls. Oh, Paul. Oh, he's got two children.

It doesn't say anything about us. I don't think he's married. So, yeah, corrupt, don't give a fuck about now. Corrupt, never got to fuck. I had two kids. Or maybe just nobody actually wanted to go in after they heard this. Corrupt and dads on that ass. I give the fuck.

Why don't y'all pay attention? Approach it with a different proposition. I'm corrupt. You'll never be my only one. Trick-ass bitch. Finish you all with corrupt. He just goes in even harder at the end and just sings it. Yep.

Trick as. Like, my goodness. Bades into a Nate dog. I gotta meet the woman that hurts you. Give her a little fist bump. Give her a little, give her a slap and snap. You know what I'm saying? Give her a snap.

And then, I don't know. The reason I know this song, Castle, because I remember being ninth grade on my number. I was on number eight or whatever. In PE, you had to be on numbers. Remember numbers? Yeah, you actually. By the way, kept a socially distant away from each other somehow.

Three feet instead of six. Whatever. So I remember. And there was girls. the back, the back numbers, number 48 and 49. They had hickies going up and down their neck, and they were like, ain't no fun. They were just singing it.

At the hump's can't have, man. And clearly they're speaking truth because they both have at least six to seven hickies all over their bodies. Damn. How much is it having something? They clearly were fucking haves on. Who's What a fat dick

For your motherfucking man Hold recognized Dickers do too Cause when bitches get scoundless And pull a voodoo Woo! Snoop dog Coming in hot Coming in

What you're gonna do? Ah Snoop So this has got to be the verse Of the track right there I've seen Snoop perform on multiple occasions And he doesn't do Anybody else's like lines on this

He comes in and just only kills his own verse And I've seen Warren G perform he does the same shit. He only hits his back first. So, like, they all kind of got a respect where it's like, I'm not going to try to do Nate, Doug. I'm not going to try to do Warren if I'm not Warren, and I'm definitely not going to try to do Snoop. By the way, I DJed for Warren G

on a New Year's about 10 years back. Kailing it. But I blew it, and that wasn't very good. Sorry, Warren. What you don't do? You really don't know. So I'd advise you not to trust that how silly of me to fall in love with a bitch.

Knowing damn where I want to caught up with my grip. Now as the sunrope. till my game grows bigger How many bitches Wanna fuck this snick a name Jay, doggy I'm all the above And I'm too swift up my toes To get cut up with you

Snoop God, you killed this track, bro I don't even know how to dissect What he's saying Because it just feels it I can't even dissect it I'm too swift on my toes To get caught up with your host

It ain't no fun If the homies can't get a taste of it Because you know I don't love it Woo My goodness Snoop Great job Can we give it Snoop just a I might

Should we just give her a slap's early You gave six laps? I'm getting this song five. This songs go ahead and get... Oh, yeah. I got... I already decided that. Five snaps.

Five claps. Plots of snaps. This song is top five. This is the top song. It just keeps getting better. That's the thing about it. We all love the intro. Think about it.

It's just got layers. DJ Easy Dick comes in introducing everybody. Then that epic beat fucking fires in. The Nate dog comes in singing. Natag comes in. Day dog comes in. with his ratchet as first. Smoving you, bringing you in, let you know you're in for a love treat, baby.

And she, I'm going to tell you how you've, and then corrupt comes in. Will the corrupt gave up. And then just dogs women in every respect, disrespectfully, sorry women. Berries them. I don't want to, like, dig some six feet under and then just like shovels a new piece of them. We're giving five stars to a song that disrespects women. I know, but you know what? The ladies come in.

The ladies come in. No, no. And make it okay. Why? Because ladies go, it ain't no fun. It's no fun. And it's girls singing this, by the way. No, no, no.

This is a whole squad. This is the ladies and all the ladies. I always heard it as guys, actually, right? No, it's the ladies singing this. I mean, either way, it sounds fun. Now it sounds like we're all in a party, and we're all just jamming. And then it only gets better with Snoop's possibly best third verse in a track of all the time. I'm just going to say it.

I'm going to put it in the third verse in a track Hall of Fame. Snoop ain't no fun. Tell me who's ever killed the third verse better than Snoop on Ain't No Fun. Let's know. Call us in. $100. Drop in. Passel and Jag.

Tell me where it's up. That's not a real number, but you know what I'm saying. And then Warren brings it home with his smooth as a sale, which I think is where we're at. Let's get it. Snoop. Doggy, I'm all the above. I'm too swift on my toes to get caught up with you hoes. But sleep, it ain't no fun.

If my homies can't get a taste stuff because you know I don't love it. Hey, now you know, inhale, exhale with my flow. One for the money. Two for the bitches. Three to get ready. And four to hit the switches. Come on. One of the classic lines in hip-hop history.

Just keeps on killing it. Three to get ready. Everyone to hit this one. What does that either mean, Castle? One for the money. I don't even know what one is. Yeah, but you've always been hearing that. It's always like one for the money, two for the show.

That's like an old. No, but now it's two for the bitches. Okay. So one's for the money, two for the ladies. Court and Uncle Snoop. Let's go. What was number three? One for the money, two for the three.

Three to get some ready. Three to get ready. The three is just to get ready. Three is not even a subject or matter. None of these really are. I don't know what anything is really mean, to be honest. You're hitting the switches in my shape. You're six-fold red to be exact.

So now that's the only one that actually means sense because now I... Number four is, 64 red. Number four is actual the one that is the first one that actually is a physical act. Now, okay, you're actually flipping switches. All right, I can see that, though. And it's specific. Six-four red to be exact. In the exact.

What's four red though? I was in Impala, 64 Chevy. In my Chevy. The 64 Chevy of some sort. It's probably a very specific color. Yeah. It's red. Color's not determined, I don't think.

Bitches on his side and bitches on his back. Does he really say, is that what the line say? That he has bitches on his side and his back? Dude, my screen's still uncorrupt from when I googled. All right. Go down to, go down. Does he get bitches on the side and his back? Oh, yeah, here it is.

I got it. I found it. But bitches on my side and bitches on my back. Is that what you're saying? By the way, these guys are really in a nuts in their mouth. So many balls references in the beginning. but he's now brought it up at the end and I gotta be honest

I enjoy that There's so much ball jokes dude the seriousness on your face when you just hit that man just play just hit play again dude

dude in my shabby 6 4 red to be exact with bitches on my side and bitches on my back so back the bitch because I'm struggling just get on your knees and then start juggling these motherfucking nuts in your mouth

it's me Warren G the nudge Ladies, come up! Oh, what it fun. Okay. What's the fun of it all time? The best outro beat I've ever heard. And then for some reason, it ends on the... I'm just so used to it that I'm used to it.

But like, why does it end on a, like, channel changing... Because it was DJ EasyD. Remember the beginning he was trying to fix the channels? See, that's one of those ones, though, where you make a track's structure based on the full album. Like I was saying, like in the 90s, they were doing a lot of those albums where the interludes coming.

The end of it only had two eight counts. It should have been four eight counts to break out the end. I always feel like the fizz of the end gets cut off real quick. Early. It does. Yeah, exactly. That's all you did it.

Because they need you, yeah, no matter what, it's going to sound like it got cut short before the last one. That's my only issue, grew up. That's it. Oh, man, you had a perfect game going. It was a perfect game, man. You blew the load a little way.

Oh, man. That's like Galleraga of the Tigers getting the last out in the perfect game, but the Empire called Say for some reason. Burned him the perfect. It's a baseball reference for you fans out there that I'll get that. So ultimately... For me doing the final past to my little bro and him missing their pass. Man, you need to let that go.

It's never going to happen. So... Catch the fucking ball. Get your fucking ball. Don't get more. All right, moving on. And once again, Thysake DJs,

we just got into it. Ain't no fun. We both gave it five slaps and a bunch of snaps. How many snaps? Oh, ain't no fun. Although a disrespect for the women. And we'll make sure we point that out. It is not, yeah, I know.

We can't ignore that. We can't, we can't cross over that. Yeah. In this day, Lames, PC-wise, we must stay. All right, so let's bring this to a modern scope. Because we get one. That song, the song is. Nate.

gross Corrupt Snoop Talk about women A little more respectful manner In 2020 But as far as the song

Dated at where it was Also Way too much Ball juggling references I disagree There's a few too many Verses about

Juggling Balls You guys enjoy balls Beup And I enjoy balls And I get with you guys I'm with you on this guys So he disagrees I like my balls juggles

A lot of references To balls In a song Yeah You can mess with my balls All you want Anyway, and a final subject that we bring up is, ladies, you sing in the song, ain't no fun if the homies can't happen.

Is it really? I think it's dude singing the song. I think it's their hook, it's singing the hook. Do you want to go back to this song? Let's listen to it. Actually, it is. You should have a bitch. Play it all.

Just one more time. Oh, my God. All right. Everybody listen. Who's singing? Is it ladies singing? Or is it men singing? That's the late dog.

That's not. I'm hearing ladies in the back. Are you not hearing ladies sing with him? Are you not hearing Nate dog? Yeah, I hear him, but ladies are singing with him. He's got background singers. Yeah, of course. So the girls are singing too.

There's probably a girl in there, yeah. But it's mostly predominantly Nate dog. It's mostly Nate dog. Watch. One, two. One more time. One, two, three, and we should go two more times, but instead it goes. But we're just used to that now, so that's just like what it gets in.

Because we've heard it something like that. All right, I think we've done every. aspect of dissecting ain't no fun that could be done so with that being said i think there's only one word left to add next