Dissect DJs - The New F*ck, Marry, Kill game: Ghost, Fight, Chill.

Episode Date: June 3, 2024

Let's start a new game, yeah?  Ever hear of F*ck, Marry, Kill?  Well this is Ghost, Fight, Chill. It's simple- We name three people and decide who we'd ghost out of our life, who we'd fight, and who we'd want to chill with.Watch the video podcast here: https://youtu.be/ZE6FyRRz_MYWe debate about the likes of Kanye West, Jay-Z, Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus, Cardi B, LeBron James, Shaq, Captain America, The Incredible Hulk, Wayne's World, Johnny from Cobra Kai, Al Bundy, Norm from Cheers, Kramer from Seinfeld, Tupac, Biggie, Floyd Mayweather, Antonio Brown, Victor Wembanyama, Thor, Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds, Jonathan Bender from The Breakfast Club, and the various styles of Will Smith.Join us on the socials and let us know who you'd Ghost, Fight and Chill with!Instagram: @DissectDJsTikTok: DissectDJs Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

And we back. The DJs that dissect. Sometimes jams, sometimes poignant topics, and that is what we came today, because it's time for the dissect DJs to go off. It's time for the dissect DJ. What's going on, everybody? It's your boy DJ MC. And Castisi.

And of course, back in the building, Jay Wizzle. What up, Jay? We back. What's good? Once again, bringing our homie Jay Way back into the mix. What's going on, everybody? Happy Day. Oh, happy day.

Oh, happy day. Wait, are we doing an episode on... We could have... Cister Act 2? We could have broke off right there. We could literally, like, redirect this whole episode and do a whole thing at Cicterac 2. I will do a whole thing on just that last performance.

I got, I got thoughts. And the middle performance. I got the middle one. Both of them. Both of them. Those we can talk about... Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, I'm more about the last performance

with the backflip. If you don't give him credit for his... Wouldn't you? Jesus. I actually kind of felt slighted for that kid because I was like, he defined himself as like the leader of the class. And then didn't come back in the last one, right? And then Lauren Hill shows up and then suddenly he just becomes like a background saying. I agree.

You know what I mean? Just direct to. We're going to get into it next time. But today what do we get into, Steve? Today and this edition of Dysect DJs go off. We got a whole new topic that I would love. To get started. Now, it's a working title, but I would like to call it Ghost, Fight, Chill.

Now, let me ask you, have you ever heard of the game called Fuck Mary Kill? Jason, answer, because Justin doesn't know, like, some basic things. You were thinking about it. But, yes, I think everyone has heard about this. Everybody, but Justin, you'd be so shocked what Justin hasn't actually heard of. There's a good chance that he hasn't actually. It's very self-explanatory, so. So you take three people, and you basically have to decide.

One of them, you're going to fuck? One of them you'd marry and then one of them you'd kill. Oh, shit. That's sort of what we're doing today. Except for... Are you not going to fuck the person you married? I mean, I think the implication is that one of them you just like fuck once. And then the other one you marry.

You know what I mean? And the other one you kill once. And you just kill one time. Because that's basically what you can do. Yeah. This is an intense. One time. It's an intense game.

One time. Yeah. I don't even live in a tent. Oh, my God. All right. So today's game is when I, created now if we can come up with different words that work better then i'm open to it but the one that i've gone with so far is ghost fight chill and what that means is you're picking one person

that you're down uh uh ghost you're basically like i want them out of my life i will never speak to them again and i have nothing to do with them so basically they're eliminated from everything you're just like nope washing my hands of that person fight you got to get in a full-on scrap with them Head to toe, getting to end. Solid five rounds of just like we're going to throw down. It's going to go how it goes, but I'm bringing all the elbow grease, fist of cuffs, biting, nails, you know, kicks, scratches, whatever it takes, you know. There's no rules in a fight. The point is you guys are out of throw it out.

And chill. Just like somebody that you're just like, this is cool. That you can literally do what we're doing right now. Right. Someone that you'd be down to invite in the podcast, me like, oh, let's just chill and talk about three people that were down to ghost fight and chill with, you know? You're just like, there's a comfort there that you appreciate,

and we're just going to get in on it. So I asked us all to bring, I need to like a fucking curtain to block me from Justin because he's so distracted. Chill it. You said I'm just chilling, chilling. And if you didn't know. I was fighting. I feel like this is what it's like when a stand.

Hand-up comedian has like a hand interpreter, like somebody doing sign language right on stage. I literally just heard like Bill Burr the other day talking about how it can be super distracting if they're in his field of sight just because as you're like. So now he's a mime. Yeah. And a mime is a terrible thing to wait. You still go on? I have a mole. All right.

Ghost fight chill. A clown. a mime or a sign language interpreter this is just a warm-up this is a warm-up round this is a little teaser Are you describing him in three words right now? Yeah, but I also want you to answer the question. I'm gonna chill with the sign language interpreter.

Fuck no. I'm gonna ghost. What were the other two? A mime and a clown. And the two things, I get to ghost and... You have to fight one. I'm fighting a clown and I'm ghosting the mime. I probably

My reasons Yeah yeah what's up Fighting the clown Because I'm you know He's smiling I fuck don't be smile Stop smiling Stop smiling

Stop smiling You know I'm just irritates me I'm ghosting the mind Because they get a little weird Right Like when does it stop When is he

When is it become a mind And when is it not a real person Like I don't know how to deal with this I'm losing my mind a little bit And then I would Chill With a sign interpreter

So I can learn sign language And talk to anybody That's death it's good answer I think I would agree with those so I don't even to I would definitely ghost the mime because I always feel really bad

when you're like in an airport and somebody like starts doing miming at you and I'm just like I don't want to just I'm not gonna I don't want to play along oh yeah pull the rope yeah I don't know there's a wall in front of you

what are you gonna start throwing shit at you and they're like yeah I don't know I'm not in I'm not in on this I'm I have I'm gonna work to my terminal I just remember literally seeing a mime in an airport one time And I was like, who in an airport ever has time to do mime schick?

Like literally, it's the worst place I could ever get fucked with on a mime. You know, like, is there ever anywhere that I'm, like, more stressed and, like, kind of in a hurry and not willing to deal with a little bit of bullshit? Like, it's, yeah. So, I might even fight the mime if it's in an airport. I might switch that from the clown. Clowns might have knives, dude. You ever seen it? Like, I don't know.

There could be some fucked up clowns up there. I don't know. That's why I'm ghosting a clown. I don't even want to see another clown again in my life. I'd be totally cool with that. I was never into bozo like people were. Yeah, it's not happening. Yeah.

Yeah. Let me, yeah. That's the only thing I would change. All right. No clowns. Fuck that. All right. So that was just a warm-up round.

I did a statue for the last minute and a half. He's miming. I was trying to do a mime and I was hoping to irritate you guys. But neither one of you want to find. No, because I don't look at you. The only time you actually annoyed me is when you're doing this as I'm saying every word. That shit. I wasn't.

I was chilling. He's annoying as fuck. I was fighting and I was. Miming. Maming. Ghosting. Okay. All right.

So let me bring an actual one to the table for you guys. Okay. So you understand a little bit more how this game goes. Let's like raise the stakes a little bit. We're going to spice things up a little bit here. Yeah. You know what I mean? All right.

Ghost fight chill. Taylor Swift. Miley Cyrus, Cardi B. I'm gonna, okay, let me think about it. First of all, I'm fighting. It's a thinker. I'm gonna ghost Miley. That's just easy.

I don't need to see that. I'm gonna fight Cardi B. Really? I'm fighting Cardi B. I'll chill with Taylor Swift. Okay. Because she's, you know, that's easy. But I'm throwing up Dukes.

I'm putting my Dukes up against Cardi B. And I'm going all out. I kind of have the same Except for I I decided not to fight Cardi B because I feel like she could fucking throw some haymakers I don't know man like she could probably scrap

With this I'm not trying to fuck Bring it on Yeah bring it on Miley Cyrus She doesn't know I'm Ghosting Cardi B

because she's crazy I'm chilling with Miley Because she lives like she can blaze it up And we can And party in the USA You know what I'm saying Yeah, and, yeah, I'm probably going to fight. T-Swizzle.

Because fucking music, man. That's a zoom in right there. Yeah. That lip was quivering. All right, so we... All right, so let me hear what you all got. I got one. I brought it up, and I saw them hanging out.

I don't know how long ago it was, maybe a year plus. But I saw these three individuals, and I was like, man, what a party to be at with these three together. and that was Kanye West, Antonio Brown, and Floyd Mayweather. We're all hanging out. That's like the three horsemen of modern day craziness right there. Of their specific sports and everything. But yeah, can you imagine the eagle building that is happening?

We had the greatest thing that ever happened. We are. We are. Literally are. And then Floyd Mayweather in the background just throwing one at people. Just always with a stack of cash, just throwing at people. But they all got money, so the other two aren't grabbing at it. They're like, yeah, that's what we're supposed to do.

It's actually the only room. If those three were in the same room, it's the only time that all three of them might be in a room with somebody else that's either cockier, crazier, or just more oblivious about, like, the world around them. I don't think that there's a single person that could outlast them in any of those areas other than somebody else in that room. Yeah, those three are about it. Yeah, yeah. They're like the three. Who you fighting in Ghostin, Cass? All right, so I'm definitely not trying to fight Floyd.

Yeah, yeah, it's probably all of us have. I think we're all off to Floyd. I'm not trying to fight. Unless I'm trying to be cock and be like, I can get him to put in the honesty, 50 and O. He really didn't get 50 in a no, but either way, he's still a top knot boxer. I'm not trying to fuck with him. No, his hands were crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We're not fighting Floyd. So I would have to choose one of the other ones. I'll probably fight Kanye. I'll fight Kanye, too. Yeah, yeah. Antonio Brown was also a word-class athlete. athlete yeah

Kanye probably the easiest one to take down it'd be kind of fun and fuck him fucking Kanye yeah he's like yeah yeah yeah yeah

yeah yeah so let me talk it through for all of us and then if I got to chill with one of them um

I guess I'm chilling with Mayweather man like Antonio Brown just feels like he'd be work that he would be a headache to try to like

and most with Mayweather you just got to listen with his cockiness and he would throw some cash out yeah no I'm fighting

Kanye. And I think, you know, Mayweather, you'd have to listen to him, brag about himself a lot. But then at the end of the day, he'd probably just be like, hey, yo, I got a stack for you. Get this lap dance right now. So you know what? It might work out. I don't know. I might end up having fun chilling with the-may-Wather. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I think, yeah, that's the answer. Fight Kanye, ghost Antonio. I'm totally cool with never speaking or hearing about Antonio again. And then chill with Mayweather. So I think that's the call. I got one for you guys Real quick, let me just double check

So, because I want to, I might change the reverse We're not fighting Mayweather, right? No Antonio Brown's 510, 1-85 But I think Antonio, Antonio can fight better than Kanye I guarantee you Kanye has not been in a fight and weight, dude I guarantee you Kanye has like never been in a fight Never.

Like I feel confident like he Not in at least 20 years No Kanye is 58 Sometimes you hear somebody speak and the way they talk and the things they say and you realize like this dude hasn't gotten punched in the face and nearly enough time

he needs to like at least like somebody needs to rough him up a little bit I'm not saying they need to like full on assault him but like you know sometimes dude just needs to get a little just like punch him a nose a little bit I agree with you three I think it would do him a lot of good

you know so what was it again we're fighting fighting Kanye we're going with we're chilling with Mayweather and we're ghosts in the AB I think we're all agreeing I got an NBA edition one for you

I got a NBA edition one for you so ghost fight chill yeah Dremonde LeBron and Shaq oh man

I want to chill with Shaq I'm literally starting there I'm Shaq seems like he'd be such a chill hang like I feel like yeah I agree with you but can I have to say I'm not fighting

I'm out either any one of these three I'm fighting it's not going well knowing I'm not going to win it that's six nine six seven foot one I know but hey that's why I'm starting at chill like the fight's not going to go well so let me chill before I fight I'm working I'm working backwards on this one I'm like literally I would love to chill with Jack

Jack Draymond and who LeBron so then I'm probably fuck I got a fight and ghost one I'm fighting LeBron, bro. LeBron has his soft moments and shit. J. Mon just seems like he fight. I do feel like if you were on the court with him and you just caught him on the sucker punch,

like he could get him one good one. And then everybody would get in between. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can get him one good one. I'm going to, I'm fighting LeBron because I just feel like he'd protect himself more as far as an asset. He wouldn't be ready for it. Like he wouldn't want to fight. He's not ready.

He's not ready. Another guy who has not gotten into like a real fight, like probably ever. Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah. Well, we've seen Dremont's ready to scrap, dude. He will. So I'm fighting LeBron, ghosting Dremon, and chilling with Shaq.

Knock out his own teammate in practice, dude. Like, he's ready to throw it out. I honestly thought you guys were going to want to fight Dremont like me, because I can't stand that guy. But now I see what you're saying. I would like to be. Because then you can actually ghost him, and then you don't have to fucking get him. Ever, ever again. Ever see him again.

I'll have to do with his antics. But then, you know, at least LeBron, I guarantee LeBron's going to complain if I hit him, like, in the wrong part. What the fuck was that? And it's like, you're being a bitch, right? I love that's my top boy. But he's a little bit of crap baby, right?

And then like you somehow get a technical foul. Yeah, even though we're not in playing, like a referee come in. You know, there's not even in a game. I don't know. Yeah, exactly.

Because that's the, you know, that's the point. So yeah, that's my three. Yeah, I don't want to fight, dream.

As much as he's annoying, he seems like he fights, you know, like, I don't know. Yeah. All right, how about this one?

Johnny Lawrence from Karate Kid. Which one's that? Which one's that? Johnny. Sweep the leg, Johnny. Blonde. The Cobra Kai. The main guy.

Yeah. Got it loses at the end. Not the second guy. I was like, I'm sorry. I'm sorry when he kicks the leg. No, not that guy. Who was that guy?

Dude, Have you not seen Cobra Kai? I have, but I'm just saying that guy. He's like the star of Cobra Kai. Because he was like apologetic that he heard his leg. That was his friend or something. You're asking way too many questions about who Johnny Lawrence says. Everybody knows who Johnny is.

Johnny. Yeah, Johnny. All right. Sweep the leg, Johnny. Johnny. Jonathan Bender from the breakfast club or ogre from Revenge of the Nerds. Good ogre.

That's what he was like, uh, dorks. Who are gonna kill the darks? He was just like a big meathead who just has a good problem who wants it. All right, well I'm chilling with him for sure. And I'm fighting. This is my boy, Oger.

He sounds like he parties. I actually watched both the first or the second movies. He ends up on the nerds team, like, in the second one because, like, he gets abandoned. And it's this classic thing where it's like, you get abandoned. Like, just because the bad guy's team abandons somebody, like suddenly he becomes your ally. But it's like, dude, that guy was addicted to you for like a whole fucking movie. Two and a half years. Like, do you need, now you suddenly are cool with him?

Because he's like, you know what? I'm nicer now. Like, no, fuck that guy. That guy brings nothing to the table. Fuck ogre. I may be an ogre, but I got feelings, too. Okay, ogre. Go be an ogre.

I think I... Let me think. Well, here's the thing with Johnny. Are we talking karate kid Johnny or like modern day Johnny? Because Cobra Kai made me love Johnny Lawrence. Like, he's my favorite thing about that show. So you're chilling with him. I would love to chill with modern day Johnny.

If it's like kid from karate kid, you know, if it's me that's being able to manipulate the screws, I'm going to say I want to kick it with modern day. because Johnny in Cobra Kai in the series now, he looks like an awesome hang. It's funny because that character works as an adult who's been through a lot of shit as he has in that show. As a kid who's like privileged and just kind of like takes karate, he's a piece of shit. So there's a reason that now you kind of want to root for Johnny in Cobra Kai, but like in the original karate kid, he kind of sucks.

So if I could chill with modern day Johnny, I'm taking that. And then it's between fighting Jonathan Bender. an ogre I'll probably fight ogre because I just feel like he's all talk I don't think that he actually

like he's just all bark you know and then like all you got to do is probably just kick him in the balls real quick and then he just go down and Jonathan Bender pulls out a knife on Emilio Estevez when they start rolling around and scrapping so he's ready to fucking

he'll stab you I wonder how they kind of ghost that dude out of my life you know he doesn't seem like that's the rebel cut off finger gloves Yeah, he's got the Tred stroke But now that you said it

I know he ends the movie On the free frame Yeah He's like My dad's like Hey smoke up kid No good Yeah yeah

With the nostrils That are just like ever Like present for some reason No Dad I didn't do anything No yeah Yeah yeah that guy

Stupid Worthless No good God damn free loading son of a bitch retarded big mouth no at all asshole jerk you forgot ugly

lazy and disrespectful shut up bitch who fits me turkey pot pie what about you fuck you no dad what about you fuck you

no dad what about you fuck you we need to do more coverage on the breakfast club we actually do a Why didn't they make a lunch club and dinner club is what I always Because everybody's home by dinner Everyone's home by dinner Yeah

They're only there Did you answer the question? No, I don't need to... I think we got the answers on that All right What do you got? But I do have another one for you. All right, let's hear it

And this is something that is very meaningful To all of us here And we're gonna deep here All right I really want to know how you guys feel about this So Ghost Fight Chill Wayne Campbell Garth Algar

Or Phil Phil, you're partied out again. I'm going to ghost Phil because I don't think I need Phil in my life, you know. You're partied out, man. Just ghosting on plans because he got partied out. Like, yeah, I would just rather scrap him out of it. So then I basically got to figure out who I would be, I would rather, all right, well, yeah, I'd rather chill with Wayne Campbell than Garth.

He just, he gets the party going. Garth would be an easy fight. He wouldn't fight back. I would be like, you do your. Garth. You do a better Garth than I do. Sit him one time.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm fucking up, Garth. Yeah. It's an easy fight. It'll be an easy fight. It'll be too easy fight. However, I must disagree with you. I'm chilling with Phil.

Why? Mechanic. Get all your shit done. Get all your car work done. He doesn't even remember that he knows. But he gets you, he lets you have, like,

pay in like, cents and pennies and dollars. Not really. He's like, give you a little more. A little more. But then you finally put a dog He's like, cool. Cool. All right.

While Garth decides to fuck up a car and then, yeah, I can ghost, I can ghost Wayne. Oh, man, I'm chilling with Wayne all day. His antics get a little. We're all different then, because I'm chilling with Wayne. I'll ghost Garth and I'm fighting Phil. Fighting Phil. Yeah.

Why are you going to fight Phil? Because I don't know, man. You can probably throw up in my car at some point where I'll be upset. I'll probably put him. He's going to puke into this, I don't. I'm giving you a no-hunk guarantee. We can't guarantee. see that though he's always parted out ideally i don't want to be with someone that's always parted out

no exactly that's why i'm ghosting so partied out too like when he's there he's just sitting there like just fucking like why'd you invite that guy i failed to see what phil ever brought to the team other than what you said like he gives you a little mechanical shit right fixes your shit tomorrow unreal dude he's like who does ben had this babe on stage unreal phil we were there are you mental So yeah, we all had different answers on that. I had to throw that one out because... That's a good one. We love that movie.

I love that kind of state. See, I love these fictional character kind of things. All right. Justin, give us another one. I know you don't have another one written down, but you're good at coming up with shit off the dome. Yeah. Let's go with air hockey, field hockey. All right, I'll take over.

Justin, you can think about it a little bit more. I don't think you understand the assignment. For picnics. All right, how about this? Two, parets. Carrots, a seesaw, or jumping off the Empire State Building. Yeah. Let you'll ponder on that one for a second, huh?

I'm fighting that fucking Empire State Building. I'm just punching the shit out of those doors. I'll chill with carrots. All right. I'll chill with some carrots. What are you doing? Just chill me with my carrots, bro. Nothing to see here.

I'm not ghosting a seesaw. I'll tell you that right now, man. You got a friend, you guys can do that shit all day. Just led your weight and matter, just fucking balance each other. You ever try to do the thing where you try to even it out and shit? Oh, man. Miss seesaws, man. Seasaws are a party.

They used to be a thing. Underrated party. We don't talk about seesaws enough for, like, what they did for society. The level of dangerousness of our toys growing up was... Was there ever a toy that let you realize that you didn't have a friend there on the park with you that a seesaw did? I let you know exactly what the deal was. Hey, if I had a friend here, I'd be having the time of my life.

I can play tetherball by myself. Throw that thing around. You get some practice. I can play handball by myself, a seesaw. You can't even, you're not getting that anywhere. You need a co-pilot. At most, you could, like, do the thing where you walked across and did the balance thing, but that's when I was there for a man.

It wasn't a party at all. Turn it into an endo board out of nowhere. I guarantee you, everybody has had a contemplative, sad moment on a seesaw. the playground at some point. They don't want to admit it, nor do they maybe remember it, but it happened. It happened. All right, let me turn this up a little bit.

Let me get the party going. All right. Mix it up with one that'll get us all lightened up a little bit. I had one ready. You literally said carrot. No, I mean, I was getting into it. All right, fine. Here, let me hear it.

It was, first of all, it was hockey. Yeah, it was air hockey or something. There's three different hockey. Anyways, you guys aren't hockey fans. No, that's just an inanimate sport that doesn't... You can't do either one. Okay, I want fresh Prince of Bel Air, Will Smith. Okay.

Like where this is gone. Men in black? That's a little too close? Maybe should I separate this? No, that's good. Men in black, Will Smith, or slapping Chris Rock, Will Smith. Well, I'm not trying to fight slapping Chris Rock Will Smith because he's obviously ready to throw hands.

He's ready to. He's already down bad. He's already got it. His hands are out. He's having a rough go. Yeah. So, I mean, here's the thing. I want to chill with Fresh Prince Will Smith,

but he also would be the easiest one to fight. Because Will Smith and Men in Black was, like, trained. He was, like, running up walls. He was doing crazy things. That's true. But I think I would just rather hang with a Fresh Prince more. I think I'm just, like, willing to sacrifice my well-being. against men and black one.

And he was getting taken out by an alien in the back of a truck. He was throwing him around and stuff. And then you got to worry about aliens if you're chilling with him. Yeah, dude. So you're ghosting that one? Maybe an alien helps you. No, I'm ghosting Oscar's Will Smith. Jada Will Smith.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Probably fighting Men in Black Will Smith and just hoping that an alien shows up to grab them and just start throwing them around. He'll end up with something else to do because there was just aliens running around that universe. You're going to see the alien go, he's right here. He's right here. Get him. Get him. Get him.

I can't believe this. I'm for sure fucking up. Slavin Chris, bro. Who the fuck do you think you are? Who the fuck do you think you are? Stand on the stage when a man is working, makes a basic joke, which wasn't even that hard.

And you're going to trip and walk up and slap this man. And he can't retaliate because then it turns really weird real quick, and this turns into a whole debacle. You're going to put him in his most... Fuck you, New Mill Smith. That was a crazy. slap too by the way he got

aggressive fuck new will smith now I would love to chill with that was like a men no chance I'm not doing black slap he was no chance you're absolutely right he definitely put Chris in a position where it's just like you're doing what are you can't do anything he came up to him with the hands behind his back

now it's two black men fighting on a fucking thing and then it looks a whole bad deal but now he's Chris Chris holding his thing was the greatest thing that he could have ever done and then it actually it led to a great stand up because he just drilled him like he's a bitch you guys see that's the other yeah i loved it that's like he's a bit that's gonna piss me off with that man he really yeah i was that was bad

deal like that was bad you guys are talking about your fucking indiscretions and shit on the fucking film you guys are put your shit out there he makes one little joke he knew it was coming it wasn't even that bad of a joke and then you go up and slap him that every shit piss me out so i'm fighting him i'm chilling with uh fresh prince because we all want to chill with fresh prince come on man and then i'm ghosting men and black because i don't want to fucking deal with fucking aliens and shit you're kidding me talking dogs he might take that thing out to ed like racer remember memory and shit.

Yeah, galaxies are this fucking big, even though they're this fucking big, like, I ain't fucking with that shit. So that's my three. Jay, I think we're all, I'm on the same page as you. Well, I switched. So he had,

he was fighting somebody different. I'm on the same page as you. We're fucking up. Because, you know why? Because, you know, the slap Will Smith kind of let me down. I was a fan. As a boy, dude.

It's like throughout, through his whole career. All this movies, all these bullshit movie. I love Wild West. I watch Wild West. I was trying to defend it, but at the same time,

I was like, I'm not going to win this one. Even, yeah, people were like, no, you can't come back from that. So it's just like, no. And he hasn't. He's like, you like, post a video. I'm like, bro, you let me down. I'm like, that's down.

He let all generation odds. He was like, that's her boy. He went from fresh and he's been to the nonstop. He went to Muhammad Ali and did all these other ones. You can do like everything. Concussion, like doing like these things that are mean things. Yeah. And then he goes and hits that.

It's like, that was just the. But you guys ever see that one, and I'll forward you the interview like of the film that was made in like the 80s or 70s. that's like identical to the exact scene. What? What? Like the slap that he goes up and slap and he's like, keep you my wife's name out your mouth. So someone else did that?

It was an exact scene. Are you sure this isn't a deep fake? It feels like the internet. I'll send you to it. I'll find out of it. Someone else did this. It's a movie. It's like literally out of a movie scene

from like the late 70s. No way. Keep my wife's name out of him out of that. How did that not become like? They did. They did. I'll watch. I'll send it to somebody I'll find you right now.

It's crazy, man. In Hollywood? I need to. to know that this was an actual movie because it feels like something that somebody could like these days you can fucking get deep fake so hard some AI shit AI shit is crazy check the source of what you just saw because they definitely feel like somebody just had you with that anyways but yeah but yeah so that's my three with that one and hey I came up with one that was a good one it's better than hockey and field hockey and air hockey yeah yeah I have a comic

book one if you want to react yeah yeah yeah dude yeah yeah hit it all right guys ghost fight chill All right. Captain America, Thor, or the Incredible Hulk. Think about this, though. All right. So I want to show with Captain America

because people call me Captain America sometimes. So I feel like we'd be like, yo, we're on the same team. I like to get mistaken for Captain America, so I like to just kind of partner up with them, represent patriotism with them, you know? and Chris Evans, that's my boy. We're talking Chris Evans, Captain America.

I'm already thinking Marvel. Real quick, guys. Let's do this. I want to show you guys to see this. If you like it, you can put it on the film. You can put it on the film and shit. Because this is we'll wrap. I want you guys to see this.

I hate when they do this clip here. Get this girl off the screen. Yeah, I agree. You'll find the original one. I hate this girl so much. She's really in this. The Jackie grabbing. You watch the regular than Will Smith thing.

Wait, what movie is this? I don't know. I'm so curious, but, like, my hatred for the girl on the side that was kept, like, just staring there. What movie is that? It was ruining the whole thing. But, yeah, does it say what that, like, the girl whose face was covering half the screen? You just be, like, send me that exact TikTok so I couldn't put it on the screen for us so that we could see why I was so outraged. She was annoying the fuck out of me in that.

And those people that get, like, crazy amounts of views, and I'm like, No one who wants to see. Yeah. Get out of it. We covered it last time. Get out of there. In her, Hey, Maybe Don't. It was covered.

Just know. She did it. She didn't hear you. She didn't see that episode yet. Yes. Well, it hasn't actually been released. Okay. Make sure you would know.

Exactly. She was a hard, Hey, Maybe Don't. So where were we? Captain America. No, no, the things it was made after the video. They made it look all the old shit.

Crazy. Watch out for videos, guys. It's crazy, but you still want to talk about that chick. I still want to talk about that chick. I still, you got, This is a good time to talk about these videos and say,

hey, guys, watch out for this world. Deep fakes everywhere. Deep fakes and shit look crazy at this point. It makes you think that. We just got defaked right now. I told you who said deep fake before we started. I know. I was like, there's no way that's real.

Yeah, because I was like, this is kind of verbatim right now. I don't know, dude. I feel like that would have been talked about immediately afterwards and not like two years later. I just figured like I would have saw that movie. All right. So Jason had a comic book one that I already forgot. I just remember saying I wanted to chill with Captain America.

Hulk? I don't want to fight the Hulk, so I'll probably ghost him. Who was the other one? Thor. Oh, man, that's tough. See, yeah. Who are you fighting there?

I'm definitely fighting Captain America. I'm fighting Captain America. I'm chilling with Hulk. No. No way. Thorke. Hulk is too bipolar. Hulk is too bipolar, right?

You don't want to fuck with that. You don't know what you're going to say that's going to set him off, and then he's off and running. Now you've got to deal with that fucking guy. But I was originally thinking I want to chill with him, just because more than half the time, he's he's not Hulk

You know He's fucking Yeah but then he's like Bruce Banner And then you're like Hey Bruce sorry I was late And he's like Oh wow Yeah

I'm fuck up Thor I'll hide his hammer He didn't got shit As long as he hides his hammer you're good You don't got nothing dude No hammer Thor I love to see it Specify that no hammer Thor

You got it bro Yeah no No hammer Thor No hammer Thor dude Being him just in the octagon He's just kind of grappling I'm thinking civilian clothes, Thor. No cape.

No cape. We're just grappling. We're having a little, like, wrestle around, dude. I know if I can do some single legs, you know. I'll do some fireman's carries, you know. Got him in an arm bar, you know, like a little half Nelson. I don't get him on the bat. You know, I have faith in my abilities, you know.

I will say, anybody like Castle and any other person I've ever dealt with that's a wrestler, they made me realize, you know, I just don't want to fight anybody. I'll find anybody Because you never know You never know And even like I'm not that much of a fighter But this motherfucker's put you

You can't get out of You can't get out of You can't And then this isn't like a rough You're like hey You tapped out No no They're gonna be

Oh god You know It's the beauty of the game bro You got to You're forced to fight somebody You know That's uncomfortable As it may be

You're like no man I was trying to chill with you I said chill I'm headbutting and biting Like a motherfucker Everybody fuck I'm just letting you know All right

Well however you fight It's how you fight Yeah All right, I'm up. Go ahead. Okay, Tupac, Biggie, Jay-Z. Ghost fight, chill. I'm fucking up, Jay-Z.

I'm kicking it with Biggie. And I don't want to... I'm not too sure about Tupac. I'm going to go ahead and leave him alone. And Tupac's already a ghost. So that was... He's a ghosting. Yeah, that's it.

He's pre-ghosting. Fuck, J-Z. J-Z ain't got... Listen, J-Z. I'll fucking write the dirt off your motherfucking shoulders and fucking... And change your bits ass clothes. Motherfucking shit

I don't know man I'm chilling with Jay Z Because he's alive No either way I'll chill with Jay Z I'm ghosting Tupac I love Tupac But he he

You swear you're not fronting I'm not fron nice Forrell Good good so far It's not even Jay Z But I got a Because it was wrong

I got it REL's supposed to let that slide But I'll fight biggie all day Really Yeah I guess he's slow he'll tire out quickly. I don't know, man.

I want to fight Biggie. How tall is Tupac? Not that tall. Biggie's a big dude. The reason why I'm ghosting Tupac 2 is because he's a loose, he's a little bit of a loose cannon. He's a loose cannon for sure. So I don't know, man.

You want to chill with someone? Here's my question. Is what era Tupac are we talking about? Tupac is 5'9. Yeah, he's not that big. So you're talking about changes Tupac? Because then he realized the error in his ways. Well, Tupac literally would change back and forth between being like a...

Biggie 6-3, bro. I ain't fucking with Biggie at 6-6. Exactly, dude. And Biggie used to, like, Rob Fools on the corner in Brooklyn. Like, he knows how to throw it out. He's got one bad eye, though. I'm going to attack him from the left. 300 to 380, bro.

Just rabid punch? Yeah. Rabbit punches. We'll never see it coming. It's true. I run it behind him, like, that first, when you're on Mario, that first Mario land, and you got to get behind the fucking, you know, the motherfucking bomb that's there, and then you run behind him, you pick him up and throw him out.

That's awesome, yeah. It was a good move. Yeah. It took me a long time, though. Yeah, yeah, no, I know you're talking about. about I hate what that happens. I don't need to talk about anymore. I would love to know which era Tupac it is,

because I would like to base this more on who I want to chill with. Are you talking about early Tupac? Like, kiss me and I'll kiss you back. Tupac. Like deep conscious, like, Digital Underground. Yeah, well thought out, artistic Tupac with like his poetic style. That Tupac I want to chill with more than any of them.

I'm trying to fuck that. I would love. No, I would love to chill with that Tupac. He's a easy fuck up. Like, listen to Tupac and he just goes off. And he starts like freestyle, but he's also like speaking like, let me tell you how much I miss the actual art of dropping knowledge in your rhymes. You're talking about like banging Jada Tupac. Yeah.

Well, that roughly, like let's say, uh, 92. My wife's thing. 92 Tupac, something around there, 93 somewhere other before going to jail for like, before coming out with death row. Like if I could get that Tupac, I would love to actually chill at that conversation with. I'm fucking that Tupac up. That Tupac's getting his ass kick. I was going to say you're getting close because he had a song called Troublesome 96. So careful.

Yeah, 93, Tupac. I want to chill with him. What year is it? All right. You're chilling with him and then you're... Oh, I'll fight J. Z. Dude, Jay Z can't fucking that. I'll fight.

I look at this conversation. Everybody's just like, oh, $10,000 or did you have a dinner with Jayze? He was like, $500,000. Jay Z would be looking at his phone the whole time. Just being like, yeah. You'd be looking around the room the whole time. You're acting like, you're acting like, you'd be getting like j z's like sick to be like you know what j z's sicker was you know what his

saker was the fucking rap he was in tithesis of the best people within the new york city game he was able to get multiple opportunities to be able to get work with the best beat makers the best producers clothing lines early got yeah and he was very good at like himself making his opportunities work and maximizing opportunities and then he married the best bad as girl in the game you think that a dinner with him is going to actually like teach you how to do any of that. Oh, do shit. Oh, dude. Fuck Jay-Z.

Fiting that motherfucker, dude. And I'm ghosting Biggie because, like, Biggie would fuck me up. I'm not trying to fight Biggie at all. 6-3-300. Yeah, he's a big dude. He's used to robin fools, man. I mean, you try to fight him or Tupac. You're going to get stabbed or shot.

Or both. So, I mean, that's why I'm fighting Jay-Z. Jigah Jay Z stab, what's up? Oh, you didn't catch these left to right hooks to the Japs. Fireman's carry. Arm bar! Got you in the triangle, choked motherfucker. That's the Dramon right there.

Changes. Change clothes and go. Girl, I promise you no submission. Just me. All right, who is next? All right, Victor Wemba, Bambaya, but by you? Bobol? Or Bobo's dead?

Manupil? Manupil? Boul or Manupol? I think Manupol's dead, so probably ghost him. I think that's an easy ghost. I'd chill with Wembe. I don't see what's up with him. Kind of want to know what's up.

Sounds like a fascinating dude. Does he speak English? I don't even know if he speaks English or not. I think so. Yeah, I think I've seen them. I'm not chilling with any one of these motherfucking three. That's not the rule. Gynormous, weird fucking motherfuckers.

Okay, I'm not ghosting anyone. I'm fighting every one of them. Okay? You fucking want to be seven, six, and not pass some of your motherfucking height? You're going to have to like... I'm fighting every. I'm taking out your mucking kneecaps. I'm eating your Achilles heel.

You're going to have to like, no, are you going to get up to their face? I'm not touching their face. I am eating their calf muscle through and through. All three of them. It's not even that thick. It's like a chicken lake. Fuck all three of them, motherfuckers. Getting worked up.

You pissed me out because I don't like that. You picked the three. I don't appreciate how much height. You picked them just so you can fight all three. I don't appreciate how much height they were given. And the lack of height. And all I needed was three more inches. Three more fucking inches I would have been a baller.

Wembe, why can I have three of those inches, man? She gave me seven, six and shit. Game seven, fucking six. Because he gave him seven three. He still would have been a baller. And he gave me fucking six-foot. Did you see that Halloween costume he had when he was like dresses like that? Slender Man.

That was super trippy. It's actually seeing that walk towards you would have been like an absolutely like wow. Oh, shit. I actually respect the fact that he worked the costume into like his frie-ish frame. Yeah. Just to make it that much more. There's only one thing he was going to be. He was going to be that.

It was a good costume. That alone makes him want to chill with Wembe. Yeah. And I guess I'll take my odds like slugging it out with Bull Bull. He's got such a reach They all got such a reach It's amazing how much they like Does he charge like?

Like you said just kick him in the knee Does he charge like ball ball ball? Like just like the guy from street fighter What's his name? With the double Fucking dolls him Ballrog Yeah, that motherfucker

Well there, his arm's stretched though Is that what you're thinking? That's what they have That's essentially what they have So anyway that was mine We good We got like a nice 45 minutes of That's a good 45 minutes of

All right I feel like I got like one more Let me close this out on one. All right, finish it. Let's finish it out with, oh, this is good. Al Bundy, Norm from Cheers, or Kramer? Ghost Fight Chill. I'm not too familiar with Kramer. I know I watched the show, but the show was kind of boring.

I'm fighting Norm. I don't remember Norm either. Okay, Cheers, married with children, and Seinfeld. God, you ruined this immediately by not knowing the most common shows. Another show. In the 90s. That's some of the characters specifically. All right.

Let Jason answer first because he knows the shows. I'm going to fight Norm. I'm going to... Who do I want to chill with? I'm ghosting Kramer. I think Kramer from... Because Kramer's hilarious, but I'd be like, bro, stop, like,

coming into my apartment and announced and just fucking... Right. ...being all crazy and sporadic and just all over the place. So I'm going to... I'm chilling with fucking Al Bundy because you know what? He scored four touchdowns in one game, bro.

Four touchdowns in one game, man. We're going to ride that off into the sunset. set. We got so much to talk about with that, man. I kind of, okay, well, I would like to go, I'm trying to want to fight or ghost Kramer. He feels very fightable. Feels like he would just like, like, he wouldn't actually, he would be easy to, he would, he'd be so, like,

spread out with his movements. Like, you could probably actually get some clean hits on him. I'm definitely not chilling with him, though. I'd be honest. Like, Kramer was an entertaining character. I don't want any part with chilling with it, man. He's always got like a scheme. He used to ask you to use your bed and then he would,

he would make. He would make salad in his shower. Yeah. Shit was crazy. I've done that before, though. It actually, save time. I'm not going to lie. Like, you have your salad.

You go in the shower. What have you done? You wash your salad while you're showering. Like, you're going to wash it after you're done where you're going to eat, right? So instead, you're just in the shower, you just, and then you put it on the side, like out the shower. But you're done washing the salad at the same time you're showering. It's fantastic.

It's fucking gross Way too close to your Pupes, bro. I'm never eating any of your salads. Not even... No, no, it washes. I get there's watered. Hey guys, I'm coming over.

I'll bring a salad. We're like, no, don't do that. Jesse, I don't even remember that episode of Seinfeld, but it sounds like something he would do, and this is why I'm ghosting him. Yeah, I'm ghosting him. I don't even want to...

Uh... So then it's like, who would I want to chill with Al Bundy or Norm? I feel like Norm would be a cool, at the corner of a bar because that's the only place that he ever was he might also get boring like how drunk is he what point of the day are we at i used to bartend in a point where like these regulars come in and they just hang there and they're like ready for you to like make the entertainment happen for them and they're just like looking at you i feel like sam malone carried a lot of the entertainment of that like corner of the bar and he was just kind of there

waiting for it he had a good one-liners he had some good responses um so yeah i probably chill without Bundy, dude. He scored four touchdowns in one game. Four touchdowns. Let's talk about it. Can I get a whoa, Bundy? Whoa, Bundy. I got to go ahead and fight whoever the cheers guys is. My reason behind that is because he's been drinking all day. He's been at a bar. His ability to actually fight is probably significantly drop.

You got to last those first 30 seconds. Once you get past that, it's on a crack. I see now Bundy knocked somebody out too. I can't remember who, but he definitely had it in him. Yeah. He knocked out a couple people. So I'm going to go ahead and fight Who ever, Norm? Norm, I don't know specifically, but if he's at a bar as consistently as they were at, Cheers, fucking him up.

Ghosting. Kramer? I got to coach Kramer, man. That's crazy, but like you said, walking in my house unannounced, you're going to piss me off. You're just always there. Always there.

And then asking me if you can use my house while you're going, your apartment's the way, why are you going to use my house? Like, it's just, you do what happened and you got through my battery's dead again oh shit we're going through my battery

open it up so I press pause here or should I finish my I just make a part of the episode and then that was a nice breeze when he opened the door and all the stuff in you and then you know

I got to chill without Bundy because he scored four touchdowns in one the game he scored four touchdowns in one game dude let's talk about it I got to

chill and four touchdowns you know there's I got to find out more about how that was done you could actually learn from him he was like what would technique did you use plus let's be honest man he would be funny as shit like just Al Bundy the amount of like if I'm not being PC and I just get to listen to him be speak how he speaks go to work with him one day my god yeah some of the things he says you just able to be a fly out of the wall again you know I'm not trying to be disrespectful because the man said a bunch of things that were a bit over the top but I would have enjoyed them I would have enjoyed the comedy behind them yeah exactly or

would I I don't think I yes I would have I don't know how to be in this PC world well did Al Bundy real me I would have fucking loved them but PC me you know they weren't they weren't nice to people well none of them existed in the PC world so you know you had to yeah you had to pick the litter in that one but I feel like Al Bundy was the one who made it most fun to not be in that world. I don't know how Al Bundy manages in the modern day world, but I kind of love to chill with him and see how it goes. You know what?

I would be the norm to his Sam Malone. Like literally like sit there like next to him watching him do it. Just kind of like, oh shit. Oh, damn. He just said that. And like, I'm just going to watch. And you know, I probably end up getting in a fight on behalf of him. So not only made chilling without Bundy,

but now I'm fighting somebody else because of him. But it's okay to fight him because he's already shown that he can win. How? I remember seeing him knock somebody out at some point. But that's not, I was hoping to segue into the fact that he scored four touchdowns. In one game. In one a game. Fucking legend.

Yeah. All right, man. That's a good three, good stuff. That's fucking legend. That was a good first run on that. We went off. We went off. We just went off.

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