Dissect DJs - The Rhythm Special (MIX)

Episode Date: December 10, 2021

Feel the rhythm! Feel the rhyme! C'mon everyone! It's Dissect Time! We are back and ready to break all the classic jams over the year to make a point to feature music's favorite word: Rhythm!Featuring both Corona and DeBarge's "Rhythm of the Night", Black Eyed Peas RITMO remix, Janet Jackson's "Rhythm Nation", Gloria Estefan's "Rhythm is gonna Get you", and "Rhythm is a Dancer" by Snap! We dare you to try to get through the whole episode without letting the rhythm get you! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This is the rhythm. This is the rhythm of my life. DJ. Of the DOSECD DJs in the building. Yeah, I stopped it right there. I was like, how do you possibly stop there? It should be illegal to stop at. I know.

But I did this. Because everybody was ready. And then what happened? You heard. DJ MCJJJJJGGJGJGJGJGJGJGJGJGJGJGJGJGJZ. We're back. We back. It's been a while.

It feels like it's been a minute. Castle got, you know, get promoted. I, um, I stopped doing shit, and we just stopped for a bit, but we're back. The point is we're back. We took a little hiatus again. I feel like I've been saying that recently. We're busy people, you know?

We're working on the end of the year, 2021 mix right now. I flew all the way out to the Fontana studio, even though I actually drove. It feels like, it feels like a flight. It was a long-ass thing. And after hours of me putting together wires and going from room to room and going garage rooms. Justin has like four different computers set up in his house in like different rooms, and he kept going, like, he was doing a lot of troubleshooting, like from this room to that room,

and he'd be like, all right, no, I think I got it. I've got to figure it out. And that was the reason I never, this is the reason I, having trouble putting my own podcast because I never wanted to do that. It is a because he was here. We should take a picture of what it looks like right now.

There's a lot of wires. I think we did. No, we haven't taken. All right, take a picture. There's like a mixer. Wait, wait, she's taking a picture. Smile. No, she's not.

She's doing something. I was trying to do it like we already took the picture that we already took and that way you can post that one. She's doing stuff. I know, but I'm trying to keep it on. No, I've picked it up. All right. Smile, smile, smile. None of this is going to be.

I'm scrapping all of this. Anyways. He always says that, but it's always odd. It's gold. Okay, fine. Maybe I'll keep it. It is Rhythm Night, Justin. I don't even know what brought the song.

Yeah, what do you mean by that? Are we doing one song? No, we are doing all of them. All of the songs that feature rhythm. We started looking into it. It turns out there is a gangload of jams. that feature the word rhythm in some way, beginning with this beautiful banger right here, which is by an artist named Corona.

Oh, wait a minute, stop there. I never knew. Did you realize what you just did? The world has been dealing with the rhythm of the night. I think I know what you're trying to do and you're falling on your face. I am. But you see what I'm saying. You see what I'm saying.

I feel like you're trying to make a coronavirus reference, But all you did was just say dealing with the rhythm. It had potential. And you failed on all of it, on every aspect. Like always. Corona. Rhythm of the night. That's me. Which was released.

You know what's the beauty of genius lyrics is that they give you the release date? The date it was released. November 5th, 1993. So 93, great year for music, I feel like. You got bangers like this, like hitting you left and right. If I was around in 93 now, I was making my end-of-the-year mix, which I do every year now, I would have had no problem making a jam playlist.

You know, like it would have been filled with just bangers. But we discovered, as we're putting together this year's mix, music kind of sucks right now. Music is so bad. It's really hard, actually. Every time I hear a new song,

they're like, hey, new track coming out from whoever fuck I'm talking about, listen up, it's, yeah! And it comes out, it's like, and it ba-dibba-da-dibba-dib-dib-dab-dab-dab-dab-dab-a-bub-bub-a-bba. And I'm like, I'm going to be honest. At first, I thought you were like just doing some, like, random bullshit with your mouth just to be like, oh, this is how bad music.

But then after you got to like the eighth count of there, I was just like, that is kind of what it sounds like. And that's exactly. And that's what it is. There's a lot of that mumbo rap going on. So that's why we're not talking about mumma rap. Today we're talking about Corona Rhythm of the Night. And you know what's funny is as we were listening to it, I was thinking in my head, I was like, there's not a whole lot to break down about song because all I ever remember about this song, which by the way, is a jam with two jays, two capital jays.

Jam. I was like, I don't think there's many lyrics in it. It's really just like, this is the rhythm of the nine. Oh, nine. Ah, yeah. The rhythm. It's so good though.

Like, it makes you like, and everybody knows, and then it's, for that drop of the beat goes, Yes. It's one of those songs. And he just, and he just,

you can't see what he was just doing, I was dancing. You could fell, you could tell it. But I heard my... I felt it. I was semi-twerking like 80s. No, it was more of like a fist kind of like pulling it back, but like doing like a hammer move.

I don't know. It's one of those songs that is such a good drop that like you could mix into it on a dance floor and get everybody's attention. And we're like, oh, we're doing this now. Like you could pull out of any other song and then just go right into... This is the rhythm of the night.

And then everybody's like, oh, shit, here. It's about to go down. Everybody needs to get to the dance floor right now. So, but the point I was making was, all I remember is, is that. And I just thought that that was actually like all the lyrics. And as we were going through it and I was looking at the lyrics,

I'm like, there's a whole verse that I never even like paid any, like, all you hear as she's singing is just like, and I've never like, I've never actually like heard a single word that she says, um, bum,

I know you want to dance. Exactly. So let's actually figure out what the fuck she's saying there, all right? So obviously you said, Wait, wait, let's play it first. Here we go. I forgot they added Coco Cabana. Fucking Coco Cabana in this fucking song.

This beat right here is Coco Cabana. Should we bring the song down and talk about it? Oh my God. Bring it down. Dude, I'm going to get out of the song real quick. I know it's going to extend our series. We have to play that now. I don't know what, say it again.

Coco Cabana, dude. Her name was Lola. She was a showgirl. There's no way that song's in the song. Dude, go play that part of it. I need to hear it. This is, by the way, give me a second, everyone. This is a random myth.

We did not have this scripted in our, which, by the way, I hope you guys realize we have started to talk and discuss what we're going to discuss in our podcast slightly before we start the podcast. This is like the most of you ever game planned. Yeah, yeah. And all we actually game planned.

I know exactly what we're going with the episode, and it's great. It's just which songs we're going to play, but we have an actually game plan. All right, wait. Okay. Yeah, yeah. We're going to cut this up.

But I got to show you exactly where this is up. So give me a second. No way. That's in this song. Wait, give me a second. You've just wasted all of our time. Give me a second. We've wasted the whole time.

Fuck you. Here it comes. Here it comes. She lost her love. He's coming. It's going. It's the longest song. Give me a second.

It's ever interluded. Here he comes right here. God damn it. I thought, fuck you. You know what? I'm highly disappointed because I fully thought Dustin, do you want to apologize

to all listeners for wasting all the last five minutes of our lives? What was our listeners name that we just... We'll get to him. No, I don't want to talk about him right now because I want to apologize to him specifically. Colin? Was that his name? Colin?

He's to... We were going to do his request later, so we can address him at the time. I just want to Yeah yeah Take the stage We still have to get to like Four other rhythm songs

So we need to plow through this one This is going to be a 45 minute episode This is going to be a long episode But Colin And everyone else 17 years of DJing Failed me tonight Because I swore that

Did Dit Dit Doo Was a Coca-cabana Reference Was a Coca-cabata reference? Was a Coca-cabata reference and I'm still trying to look at it up as I'm talking to you,

but as of right now, as I went through the whole song, I'm sorry. Her name was Lola. We're not, there's no way to do with rhythm. We're already doing too many songs. We cannot break down that Lola song. Okay, so the verse actually that she says doesn't even matter. But maybe we can figure out what the rhythm of the night is.

You could put some joy upon my face. Oh, sunshine in an empty place. Take me turn to, and baby, I'll make you say stay. I know you want to say. I can ease you of your pain. Feel you give me love again. She just ran pain with a gang, unless you're Canadian, that shit doesn't work at all. This is why it's good that we actually can't hear what the fuck she's saying in the song.

It just works with it. Round and round we go, each time I hear you say. I don't even want to dance. I actually doesn't include that part in the song. the lyrics, so that's annoying. And then she said, this is the rhythm of the night. The night. Oh, yeah. It's the rhythm of the night. You know what? I don't know if this song is about

anything. It feels like it's... I don't know. There's nothing to dissect there. It's just the jam. Just play it again. Let's be honest with you, I'm still searching very... I know you're stuck in the fucking Coca-cabana shit. Very hard. I really want you to get past it. Dude, I need you to get over this right now

because it's not... It is. It is. Because when I find it, If I find this by the end of this fucking... If I find this by the end of the other guy... All right, can we just go then? We'll move to the next part of the fact that this song was actually recreated in 2018, 19, or 20. One of the episodes. I'm sure they made it in 2018 and it's since developed. But a rhythm...

Have you heard this song? Have you heard of... Oh, the Black Iepie's version. Yeah, so Black Iepiz re-did this whole song. Can you just give me credit for the segue? Go ahead. 2019, I think. Because I was in the 2019 mix.

I think that's what year came out. But yeah, it's kind of the same thing. it has a little bit of a do-do-do-do because I remember that's how we mix into it in the mix. But yeah, go ahead. Oh, yeah. fade it down. I can't. I'm just going to stop it.

Good time to fade it right there. Rhythmo. Rhythmo, the black-eyed piece. The black-eyed piece, Rhythmo. And J. Balvin. And J. Bavon. I actually think it's just Will I am.

I don't know. It is black. I don't know. It doesn't matter. Whatever. Point is. You hear the beginning of that song? This is the rhythm.

They literally just took Corona. Replayed it. and put it into their Latin mix and made a fantastic rhythm song for 2020. You know what's great about it is... 2019. We don't even need to break down the lyrics because Jay Balvin's actually saying I'm all in Spanish

and like, I'm not going to pretend like, I'm going to fucking. I understand. I'm Puerto Rican, 100%. The night. Not going to try it. Baby tonight's like Fuego. I get that one.

He's something hot, right? It's a fire, baby. Ah, you got that shit. I said hot. We about to spend the dinar. That's a good... You're going to spend the money. You say you weren't going to.

We parted to the extreme. Oh, baby. They're getting after it. I got that word, too. You can't handle me. Today la no-o-o-o. I'm going to be so far in my Spanish 101 fucking whatever you give me. Give me another one.

And the next one actually has me stompero. All the no la noche rompero. I don't know what rompe-ma means. At the night, you're going to rub butts. You're going to romper. I'm going to actually look it up because I can't leave us on that note because it was really bad. we break We break it down

All night we break it down. All night we break I don't know I don't break it down Al Oto dia Volvemo All right That's another word I gotta look up

Do you say he's gonna Venmo? Otrada dia Volvemo I know Ottra dia means like another day But like Vovemo I don't He's gonna Venmo her

He's gonna Venmo her To savers Comeo Asemo Baby Yeah I don't know There's a lot of words I gotta look up right now

Anyway The point is The point is It's a good song. They remade Rhythm of the Night. Now, that's two rhythms down. When we talk about Rhythm of the Night, though, is that the first thing that you think of?

Or is that another song that comes to mind? Now, there's one that brings you and I together. Yes. Specifically. Very much so. A lot of our... Swat. Just partying up in the deck.

Deck rooms with Jayway. Has any of you heard of DeBarge's version of Rhythm of the Night? El DeBarge. Now are the exact same name that we are speaking, Rhythm of the Night. except done in a completely different version. Have you guys heard of DeBarch? I know who DeBarchs. I'm expecting like an answer to happen.

No, of course not. I'm just expecting the new listeners of 2021. Just are you understanding an 1886 group called DeBarch? Because what they did was create a masterpiece. We should probably just play it. Also, if 1986 came in the visual of a person, it's DeBarge. And if you are not too big. busy to Google Image

Elda Bars right now. Look at these guys here. It's fantastic. This guy is 1986 if it was a walking human. Drop that shit. And all of the making shake. You guys hear that shit?

Did you do Konga line? Like I just did? He actually did just get up into a whole dance around a sketch right now. It's adorable. That is the happiest song. I think that happiness ever great. Like that song, it just puts you. My goodness.

I got happier. and I was already happy. Yeah, it was a happy mood in here. And now it's like, who's just ready to go. So this song was actually made and released February 23rd, 1985, so it predates me by a few months. Not me, though.

Yeah. I was a baby like, yo, I like this. Just dancing in the crib. I got back, go back. General confusion on the face. Okay. So we actually break down the lyrics here. This one I think we should.

When it feels like the world is on your shoulders and all the menace has got you going crazy. Experience, I think we've all been there, especially in recent times. And got you going crazy. It's time to get out. Step out into the street. Be careful there.

How big is this street? Is it a main street? Are we talking about like a residential street? Are we talking about my street out here? because this is a dangerous street. I feel like it's a difference between if he says street or road. If you get out of a road,

that sounds kind of dangerous. A street? No. Bullshit. Road I'm okay with. What? Roads got way more activity going on. What?

When I hear a road, I think of like cars. A road, I feel like a road, you old town road, is in the middle of fucking Texas or some shit. Yeah, and there's cars, there's tractors on that motherfucker. Yeah. There's trucks.

And you'll see them coming a mile away. A street? A street? A street should have, like, kids? A street? I think of, like, kids playing out. out in the yard and like, I don't know, you should be able to cross the street

relatively safe. I don't know. I feel like a two, if there's a stoplight anywhere within 100 feet of this street, it's like lane? There's no chance I'm going to beat my meat. What are you talking? I just started rhyming.

I just started rhyming. Need to rhyme is really hurting against any kind of productivity that you do. Okay, I feel like it goes, lane street, road avenue highway, you know? That's like, and those are all, It's like in the order of things. Where was Boulevard, bro? Are you discreet? Boulevard, I think, is between Avenue.

You didn't add them to it. Okay, I'll put it between Avenue and highway. That's where that goes. That sounds like a big street. Your disrespect towards lanes is very... A lane is like a fucking nothing. It's like a... It's like a little street that has like an endpoint that doesn't go all the way through.

It's got like a wall at the end for some reason. That's what I think of it. It's always a cold of sac. Yeah, it's a cold sack. Yeah, yeah, exactly. That's a lane. Why is it like Robinson Colossack? Like, so we know that by the end of this thing, it's not going to be able to get through that motherfucker.

It's going to circle us. It should say that on the sign. Although Colossack, can you spell Coltacac? I would rather not try it. No, no. I feel like it ends with a C and not a K, but like, I don't know. The Coltacacacac. I never even thought about trying to spell that word.

And I'll tell you right now, I want everybody right now. Did you ever try to spell Coltacacac? I've never seen it written out. I've only heard it discussed, yeah. Exactly. a weird word. It's a good word though. Let's run through this.

I'd be a good name for like a gang or a boy band. Absolutely not. Gentlemen's cul-de-sac. That makes sense to you. Look, Elda-Bars, we're doing him. Let's explain before you even finish the lyrics. Like, why is this song a personal memory to us? What does it make you think of?

Do we already discuss it? We literally took this song. We had a speaker with an iPod, one of the early iPods, and I had Elda-Barge on it. and we were in SWAT and we were drunk You got to actually Mexico Mexico people don't know what SWAT is

SWAT was a Mexico trip that we took in a college spring break trip Yes And this is the end of the night The club is closed I think it's like three or four in the morning And there was a bunch of people left

And we were like You know we gotta fucking do something So we got this fucking specific song I think I was the leader If not somebody else close to me Either way We decided to do was knock on every door Or just actually we didn't even knock

What we do was See if the door was open If the people forgot to lock their door, because this is briefed forward like that, you know, the key doors where you just like, if you forgot to lock your door, what we would do was open the door and a conga line of a bomb. It's a conglary line too. 15, 20 people, because everybody was still up, would walk through your room with this song. And then we would walk in, do a conga line, walk right back out, close your door. And if they wanted to join, they could add on to the conglary. But can you imagine the mind fuck that? be for somebody that had been drinking all night or partying or any kind of drugs they're

using they wake up like the fuck yeah and it just goes kind of lucky we didn't get stabbed actually that would have been shot anything anything anything could it really happen although we had a conglana 15 and playing rhythm of the night I don't think we could have got fuck I actually think the reason we didn't have that bad experiences because that like what you just described was the game playing and then like the battery died like real quickly so we're like okay we did about two or three rooms never mind we definitely had a We were planning on going throughout the whole hotel. We definitely did about two or three years.

It died really quickly. We were like, okay. And I remember one room specifically where guys were like, what the fuck? Yeah. And then we just walked out like, yeah, right. Be fair, let's put ourselves in their position. It was a very what-the-fuck moment. Yeah, I appreciate.

So we're out in the street where all the action is right at your feet. He knows a place we can dance the night away. Underneath electric stars. Just come with me and we can shake your blues right away. You'll be doing fine when the music starts. I mean, if that isn't like just poetry of life in a nutshell, like that's it. Part always confused me though because I was like the music has already been started. You can say once the music keeps going.

The world is on your shoulders. Maness has got you crazy. Let's put this back in a perspective. We just had a pandemic. People were like losing their shit. What the fuck's going on? I know I did. All you got to do is get out on the street.

Underneath the electric stars. There's too much going on. You know, once the music starts, that's all you need. So basically, what El Debarge is recommending to get away from the madness is exactly what we were doing in Mexico. Let's just get out there, do a little conglary line in the street, walk around with some music playing underneath the electric stars. It's good stuff. It's good times. And the hair.

And the hair. And the hair. Can we talk about the tie that Mr. Debarge is sporting? The entire 1890, 1985 fit. That tie should never have happened. You don't think so? That tie should never have happened. That should never have been a thing.

I know it was a bold choice, and DeBarge really ate up the whole 80s thing, and maybe that's why that's all we remember him for. But this song lives on, and if you haven't played it at a party in your recent life, like try it out. See how the mood changes. Turn off that Travis Scott, whatever the fuck,

you know, mumble grab, whatever you're listening to. Let's like just switch up the mood. Let's play some Maldibarge. But that's not the only rhythm. I think, do we just carry out in the next rhythm? Absolutely. Keep the rhythm going? There's two other fantastic songs that came from,

the genre of rhythm. And one dealt with a dancer. Rhythm is a dancer. Is a dancer. Because I'm a fucking dancer. And so is Castle. And that song is Rhythm. You can feel it.

Rhythm. Rhythm. It's a soul's companion. Rhythm is a dancer. It's a sore companion. You can feel it in me. Oh my goodness I don't know

Something about this song Same era as The first one What was the first one What am I? Rhythm of the night Rhythm of the night Rhythm is a dancer

Rhythm of the night Rhythm is a night And a dancer Both those things Lift your hands and voices Free your mind And join us You can feel it in

I already went back I went back Oh It's a passion Oh Yeah You really can, though. You really can't.

Like, this song speaks no lies. It's really describing, okay, we've gotten a point now. We've discussed rhythm. Rhythm is a night. Rhythm of the night. Rhythm of the night. Rhythm, I don't remember what Jay Balvin was singing about. Something about Fuego Night.

Same thing. It was rhythm of the night. But now this one is almost like defining what rhythm is. It's a dancer. It's a dancer. It's a soul's companion. You can feel it everywhere. Where's the lie?

You tell me, you tell me to stop when I get to the lie, okay? Lift your hands and voices for your mind and join us. Like, you can just feel this. that. Like, you're like, that's all I got to do. Nothing you said, I can lift my arm to. I was about to. I was like, you know, I'm going to talk.

I'm ready. Lift your hands and voices. I'm ready to lift my hand if you tell me to, but nothing you said. Everything you said was perfect. Yeah. Free your mind and join us. It's a passion. You can feel it in the air.

It's a dancer. It's a soul's companion. It's a soul's companion. Boom. It's a good one. It's a good one. So this is Snap. Snap.

Who I think, actually, their name has a exclamation mark, which you don't see. It does. Snap. And their entire name is actually in capital letters. Whatever you're just like, rhythm is a dancer by, you know. Like their name was an actual sound, you know? Yeah, no, this song is just perfect. Like this is just music perfection.

I gotta just fucking, how do you not? What does it remind you of though? Like, doesn't it take you back to like? It takes me back to like riding in the back of my mom's van coming home from school. It feels like a song that I would hear played, you know, like in my childhood. Yeah. One of those ones we just suddenly vibed too. Oh, like you would hear it.

One of those songs that played way too long for way too good, but it was a good song, but you're like, okay, I've heard this for like eight years now. I'm kind of... Never. I never got tired of this. Actually, that just reminded me. I never did.

I think we should get to the boy, because this is one of those songs that has those breakdowns. Like we touched on this one, I think, when we did like Mr. Vane episode. Like the Coca-Cabana breakdown? No. Get off that Coca-cabana shit. I swear to God is there.

Okay. Okay. It has like that breakdown where it's got like. the deep voice dude that's just like a rhythm of my like he talks like Paca leka voice Paca leka Lika voice

Paca Lika Yeah yeah I'll get to that point Let's actually fast forward to that point Because I want to hear it The part where it's like got some In rhythm of a dancer? Yes Can I be honest

I didn't I didn't hear a word he said He was kind of low right Why did they lower him so much She's super significant and loud and then they bring him in like one yeah

no you know what honestly that had to have been like a post production thing where they were like this guy kind of sucks right lower lower down lower let's let's let the beat carry over him lower he's trying to make some like

too high deep statements lower than that lower you can't understand what he's saying anymore it doesn't matter lower perfect pause is not a place in mind and body must be free please take it all in

He's like, I think a genuine, like, plea. Nothing to lose, everything to win, but it controls you, holds you, molds you. I don't know. It's just, I don't know. What a weird part for us to. That was the way the 90s were, though. They would, like, throw that in there. That was 90s?

Yeah. What year was that one done? Let me look. That's the reason I went to the genius on this one, because I wanted to see the year. Oh my God, just scroll the full. Well, I know another 90s jam that was also another rhythm type song. March 13. day of the 1992.

So this is also classically early 90s. I'm sure there's many others that we're missing, but we're going to close it off because we don't want the episode to go too long. Because rhythm is not just a dancer.

It's not just in the night, but sometimes it's an entire night. Give me a beat. Say give me a beat. No, it's a different song. The whole time. The whole time. I'm going through the jazz song

which one that is. I'm going to go where they go. It's a long part before that. We are part of the Rhythm Nation. Because we are. Yeah, I guess so. They kind of suck that in, though.

You're right. Castle was like, what is that? They really don't. Couldn't really hear it. It's weird because I always remember rhythm. Nation. Because, like, Janet is one of those. So that's Janet Jackson, obviously.

And she's one of those people who, like, every album she comes out with, she has, like, a whole new vibe, a whole new appearance, because of no. Yeah, and this was her thing. I remember, I mean, this one actually came out in 89, which is crazy, because I feel like I remember seeing this being on music video that was played a lot.

But that was like, I must have seen it later because, like, I was too young at 89 to, like, really be watching, like, I definitely wasn't watching MTV. But I remember this music video, because she's kind of got this sort of almost, like, futuristic soldier attire with, like, this hat and his ponytail, like, through the hat. And I remember, like, the dance moves were just very, like, almost, like, stiff, but like very on point, like almost like a line of soldiers, like getting after it. So that was her whole thing. Like her rhythm nation was like that album's vibe.

Like this is like a very, this is the look I'm going for, you know. Next album she came out with, she had those like piano keys, like necklace or shirt or whatever that she would always wear that thing. She's very dynamic. I'm going to give her that. But she definitely came with the rhythm. Can we say that? She's a great performer, let's be honest. She's Jackson.

She knows how I fucking got it. You know what I found? And I didn't. I'm going to throw this into you last second, but there's one of the artists that I had... I had no idea that the Miami Sound Machine until I realized this jam. Sounds like a machine.

Miami Sound Machine, bro, Gloria Estef. Gloria Steffa. As me again. A jam. And it hits you because the rhythm will always get you. Yeah, good call. She's actually making... She's making sense.

All these things that we're being... that all these songs discussing rhythm are all making sense. The rhythm is in the air tonight. It is a nation. It is going to get you. It's going to get you. You know what I mean? It's a good word.

It's a good word that, like, speaks. Is there any word that, like, has more going on in rhythm? That one gets my shoulders going. You know what I mean? My shoulders are going to go. I got to explain this. I'm going to get you. Rhythm is going to.

Woo! The Gloria Stefan was a vibe that I don't think can be understated. Like, there was a period of time. I remember. Gloria Stefan had this sort of... Miami Sound Machine, is that the name of our band or something? That's actually the perfect name to describe her. It's like, it was like, you felt like when you were listening to Gloria Stefan song,

that you were transported to like a concert and on Miami Beach, you know, and there was just like, everybody was just partying. Everybody's like dancing. There's conga lines being started. People get the shoulders moving and everything. And really, what is happening there? What is it that I just described? And what's it doing?

It's kidding me. God, I get you. It's getting me. Damn it. It's getting me so good. Rhythm is such an awesome word. I'm so glad we divided a whole entire show. I can't even spell it.

I was actually going to ask you that because it's hard word to spell it. T-H-M. Almost certain that you will misspell it. Yeah, I got it. Wait, do it again? R-H-Y-T-H-M. Yeah, that's pretty good. Only because I've been looking up the word.

Yeah, you're like literally looking at it for the last 20 minutes. It's easier to spell than cold a sack. And I have it in front of me. I'll be honest with you. It's literally on your phone right now. I know. Oh, Gloria looks good right there. Yeah, Gloria had it going on.

That song came from 1987. This is prior car accident. By the way, I went to see the play on at the Pentages. I believe it's called Rhythm is Going to Get You or I forget the name of it. It's one of the other songs. Anyway, I went to go see it. It was a fantastic play. I fell asleep, of course, because I fall asleep once you turn the lights off.

And she went into one of her slower songs in the play. You actually fell asleep at a Gloria step on concert. No, no, at the play. It's a play. There's a play that's dedicated tour glare and stuff on all her songs. Either way, I fell asleep on the, because I always fall asleep. No matter what play it is. It was a boring show.

No, no matter, it doesn't matter if it's boring or high. No matter what all plays go into a more subtle kind of situation where I'm guaranteed to fall asleep. So the rhythm did not get you. It did until they slowed the rhythm down to a point where. And that it didn't, and it lost you. The rhythm can lose you too. No, I was rhyming in my sleep. I was rhythm in my sleep.

So in any case, how do we, as we went through all these rhythms of the night and rhythm going to get you and what was the other rhythm? The nation of rhythm. The nation of rhythm. How are we rating rhythm? I think we just rate like what rhythm is, like what, I don't know. I feel like it's, just go for it. I don't know. You ready?

What do you feel the rhythm inside? Yeah. Am I going to? Wait, wait, you just gave it like, sorry, I was slapping. That was probably confusing because I started slapping. Yeah, I don't know why you were doing me. All right, wait, you're actually just going to give it a slap and a snap? Yeah.

Have you ever? Have you ever? Have you ever? We had all this good vibes about really. Have you ever had seen like gone to somebody's Yelp and they have the one star? And there's the five stars that say they're fucking elegant and great. But you read the one star reviews. You read the one star reviews.

You go that one star. And what does that one star review say? I fucking love the rhythm. The rhythm is amazing. You can't fucking get any better than the. rhythm. So why would you try? So my one cap and one snap is actually beyond anything more than we could actually give it. Just because I want to accentuate how important the rhythm is. Okay. This is the stupidest thing. This is the stupidest rating you've ever given anything.

Absolutely. None of that made sense. It was complete garbage. And you're tie in with the Yelp review. Collin. Is it the name? Colin? Colin? Call him. Let me know. Did you do it? It was hot garbage. The one-star review is not going to then secretly be like, I just wanted you to look at me because I was going to be like,

this place was dope. It gave me the best service. I would never see that. If you find a Yelp review that's one star that actually tells people it's awesome, I don't know. I don't know what to, all right. I'm going to give it. Okay, you couldn't see.

Wait, you gave rhythm only four? Like, you gave it one, you absolute piece of shit. To accentuate that it was better than five. To show you. That doesn't make sense. To put emphasis on the fact, because nobody's going to look at all the hundreds of five stuff. Five, motherfucker, there you go. With a bunch of snaps.

I was doing the, like, the little... Multiple snaps. That was a genuine... No, because all these songs are banging. Like, if you're going to do a song about rhythm, you have to do rhythm justice, and all of these songs do. Literally, what do we do? Like six songs are now, and they're all pretty good.

I would put... Ritman last. I was going to say the Janet Jackson one kind of about. Like that, I'm not going to listen to that song again. I do like that beat that's like, you know, that's cool. But like, it's just those other rhythm as a dancer. What's your favorite one of those six?

Rhythm is a dancer, maybe. Or rhythm of the night, the Corona version. Just because of the history, I'm going to go DeBarge first. And I got to be honest, rhythm is going to get you as my number two on that. Because rhythm is going to. That's my mama's song. She used to get down.

Yeah, that's a good way. And I found it last second because we didn't have it. You're going to plan that one. That was on the spot. You're just doing a down and dirty business. I said business instead of business. That's what the word is now. We're changing the word to business.

That's what it is. It's time to do the business. Let's do some business. Ditch? Because that rhythm is going to get you. Straight up. Next!