Dissect DJs - Tone Loc - Wild Thing/Funky Cold Medina

Episode Date: October 1, 2020

We do a 2-for-1 and uncover the dark untold stories from Tone Loc's two iconic throwback jams - "Wild Thing" and "Funky Cold Medina". Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Let's do it. Dot, dot, dot, dot. My, my, set, D.G. DG. Yeah, what's going on? It's tone log week. Let's get it. Dysc Dij.

That's about to break it down. You just say it's Tone Logue Week? Tone Lug Week. Nah, no, we're not doing that. What's your problem with tone look, man? I love Tone Loke. No, no, don't, don't label me a Tone Loke hitter. I give Tone Lug a day.

We can give a Tone Loke day, but I don't really believe his catalog is big enough to give him a whole week. day and age. I don't know. I'm down with the Tonloch Day. Yeah, let's do it. That's wild thing. I just don't understand, dude, how you can hate... Tocin Loke has all the jams, dude. He has all the jam. Like, he represents... Name three. Name three. Okay, we got Wild Thing. Yeah. Funky called Medina. Of course. And, uh, and, uh, um, what's that? He was in Ace Ventura, wasn't it? He was like... Oh, yeah. He's dopeening his Matured. I don't think we could dissect a scene from him doing Ace Ventura.

What else? Was he in something? Blank Check. Let's go. He was dope in Ice Ventura, but he was in my ace in blank check. That's where he really wanted me up. Oh, yeah. Funny story about Blank Check. When I first saw that as an 8-year-old, he had this dope.

Was he in any other movies? No, I think that's it. Well, tell me about the story about Blank Check? When I was an 8-year-old watching Blank Check, I thought he was the dude that I wanted to be. I thought his voice was awesome, and I was like, man, I want to, like, talk like that and be a badass. I should have been relating to the 10-year-old little jerk-ass kid that made a bunch of money for some reason. No. I related myself to tell me.

I'm like, that's what I want to be able to grow up. I want this dope-ass voice. I've got to be a badass. I'm done with tone-logue. Don't label me a tone-loke hater right now. I'm not going to have that. I'm just saying, I don't know if he gets a whole week. We've already given a couple of, you know, one-hit wonder issues.

A whole week. Since we're able to end him off two quick ones, can we do like a double episode? Can we knock out a double episode? We do a double episode, y'all. We never done it. First time forever. They told him, look, you get the first double episode. I feel like we have in some way at some time.

But like, yeah, I'm not going to be any. This is full on dissecting wild thing and funky comadina. Let's ride. Let's do it. Let's do it. Took her to the hotel She said You're the king

So be my queen If you know what I mean And let's do the wild bang Yo Tom Loco He works a job 9 to 5 Which you know

He probably was Because rappers did in the 90s Didn't make much money A lot of people do And yeah And he goes out To get live with the honeies He was rolling down the street

Somehow Saw a girl And she was pumping Now I don't know If she was looking good Or she had one of those The shoes We always talk

about the Reeboks, and she was randomly pumping her shoes up at that exact moment when he was driving She was down on her knees, just tying her laces up, and we're like, let me get some pumps real quick, yeah. Yeah, and then all he had to do was wink his eye. Out of the car? That's all he did. He says, I winked my eye, she got into the ride, went to the club, was jumping. So he saw a girl pumping up her rebux, winked his eye, she said, didn't ask questions,

didn't say a word to him, they didn't speak, she got into the ride, and then went to the club, which was jumping. Hey, tone, I got some rough news for you. You're going to find this out later in the night, but you definitely just picked up a hugger. There's no way that from your car, you just gave a girl a wink, and she just jumped in your ride. Like, she's definitely going to expect a payout. Yeah, I'm coming up with this pumping, like, her rebuck. No, in all honesty, she was looking fly.

Yeah, she was looking fly as shit. She had heels. She was probably, yeah. She was probably dressed in some scandalous attire. And check this out. All right, so he takes some of the club. So Tona's riding with a hooker. Carry on.

Take it to the club. It was jumping. Now, this is the point in time, which. when Toc decides to introduce himself. Now he hasn't introduced himself yet. They got into the car, got to the club, it was jumping, now it's time for him to introduce himself as loke. She doesn't believe him.

She's like, you're a liar. He says, I got it going on, baby girl, and I'm on fire. And then somehow, some way, quickly takes her to the hotel. She says, you're the king. Be my queen, if you know what I mean. Let's do the wild thing. This again checks out. This is all shit that a hooker would say.

She's ready. She's ready to get her payout on. He's like, all right, let's do this. I need to fucking. Although he hasn't said anything about paying for anything. So I'm not going to. Well, no, this isn't when they dropped the chip hook on you. I don't think.

I don't know. I would guess. It's coming quick, though, I guess. All right. So we've discovered that Toneloke on his way after work, picks up a hooker, takes into the club, introduces himself. She doesn't believe him.

Might not realize that it's a hugger, though. Might not. Introduces himself. She doesn't believe him. Somehow from that point takes her home. She says he's the king. And now they're about to do the wild thing. Looking for some gear to buy.

I saw this. Girl, she's going to rock my world, and I had to adjust my fly. She looked at me and smiled. She said, he had plans for the night. I said, hopefully if things go, well, I'll be with you tonight. So we journey to a house. One thing led to another. A key in the door, I go hit the floor, I looked up, and it was a lover.

I didn't know what to say. I was hanging by a string. She said, hey, you too. I was once like you, and I liked to do the wild night. She'd love to do the wild. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Did you get all that, Castle? Kind of.

Is this all happening, like, the same day? I don't know. I think this is the next day. It had to be the next day because he took the last girl home. She said, Be My Queen. Yeah, but then he said something about I had to adjust my flag. Okay, so let's go into this story. He was shopping at the mall looking for some gear to buy, okay?

All right, yeah, then I would say no, it's not the same day because he's not going to be shopping for gear. Yeah, that was a different day. It's definitely different day. He saw this girl who rocked my world. So the girl just took him by storm immediately off the jump. Again, possibly could be... Definitely, actually. Wait, she just approached him and just like right up on him?

No, no. He saw the girl and she rocked his world just by like looking at her. Oh, yeah. So again... Another way of saying she was pumping. Yeah, she was pumping, which then again might lead to the fact that she might be a hooker again. Keep an eye on that. Let's keep an eye on this two hours were talking.

And he had to adjust his fly at that point, for some reason. That should happen sometimes. Yeah. You ever had jeans where they just kind of... fall down on your own. I've gotten rid of jeans just for that reason alone. They're making me look sloppy, man. Those are the worst type of jeans.

But sometimes they lead to a conversation that's worth having. You know what I mean? Yeah. So. The homie Greg had a conversation opener with chili from TLC from that exact thing one time. And she zipped it off himself. I don't know. I'll ask him if you want to include that in here, but if it does. What?

Greg was a chili from TLC? Yeah. He zipped up his platform. Wow. Yeah, I know, man. So sometimes I'm saying it could give you some inadvertent plus such. Continuing on, she looked at me and smiled and said, you got plans for the night? I said, hopefully if things go well, I'll be with you tonight.

So we journey to her house. One thing led to another. Okay, so the hooker thing is continuing to ride through the story that Tone Locke's is very attracted to meeting. But then it could not be. They could just meet them all with a young lady that was just down immediately. But it's still an option. There's still an option of both. happening. He's like, you want to shop for some DSWs real quick? And she's like, yep.

Let's hit up the sheet. All right, let's just, you know, let's forget the hooker aspect and just go for the... I'm going to try to, but it kind of keeps punching him in the ear. True, but let's act like the energy. He just met a girl. Somehow he talked her into, with his game of hopefully that things go well. I mean, you and I, what things led to another, okay? I keyed the door, called hit the floor, looked up and it was her mother. That's, okay. A little bit of a jolt. Look at the door and then somehow he hit the floor because it was a mothered standing there at the house that he just went to with the girl from the mall that he just randomly had enough game to pick her up. They might keep you that for me sometimes, you know?

They're not trying to tell you the whole home situation because they just want you there next thing you know, yeah. You're in the kitchen and like pops walks in. That would be trying to get some cereal. That would have changed this whole song immensely. But instead he looked up it was her mother. He didn't know what to say. He was hanging by his train. She said, hey, you too, I was once like you

And I like to do the wild thing Did mama just throw herself to try to be in a Manajah Twa thing here? Or was she just trying to like let them know that I know what you're doing and get it Because if it was the Manja Twa thing She's then trying to do a thing with her daughter as well Which makes this completely crazy and awkward story

But then again There are some scandalous mommas out there man You go to like Beverly Hills or something Hollywood Some of it's just like Somehow somebody were heading out Beverly Hills. Not I'm not hating on them.

I'm not hating on them. I'm just saying. I don't know. Watch some of them real housewife shows. I mean, I haven't. But, like, I'm pretty sure you'll come across some of the moms that, like, if their daughter brought home something that they were like, that's a yelling piece of bite right there, what's your story?

You all trying to do the wild thing? What's it good, you know? You know who owns this house, right? Not that girl, you're swimming right there. I don't know. Maybe you want to swim with the big sharks. That's all I'm trying to say. Like, I don't know.

I'm not putting it past some moms out there to try to, like, swim their way into some wild thing action. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. Scandalous moms be out there. She's all, I got a better credit score and I definitely got more insurance. Start fucking stating the facts, trying to like, you know, one-up the little. Oh, I got a property in Wisconsin. You ever been to Branson? Do the wild back.

Baby, baby, baby. Now it's always hype. And with me and the crew leave a shin dick, I'm with a girl who's just my type. Soil this, lessious little frame. I ain't lying, fella. She was fine. This sweet young miss gold gave me a kiss, and I knew that she was a, He took her to the limousine and still parked outside.

I tipped the show for when it was over and I gave her my own ride. Didn't get her off my jock, she was like daddy cling. But that's what happens when body starts slapping from doing the wild thing. Wild thing. She wanted to do the wild thing. He just continues to come up with different scenarios to find his way to doing the wild thing with many different women. it's from what I'm getting the point I mean I think that's kind of the whole purpose

of the song I'm having a hard time following till I love his voice but like some of these stories I'll get that I'm here to dissect for you so he's hanging out with his posse hanging out is always hype and when me and the crew leave the shin dig I want a girl who's just his type so when he's leaving he wants to you know

leaving the posse time to leave he got his girl he wants to leave with the girl that's his type saw this luscious little frame and he ain't lying to his boy she was cute the sweet young thing go gave me a kiss and knew that she was his. So somehow, some way, Tololok has the ability to just look at girls, like them,

and they somehow reciprocate, give him kisses. And this girl was even down to go to the limousine that was parked right outside, of which Tone Loke had to tip the chauffeur, which I don't know why he would have to because he'd pay in the chauffeur anyway. I don't know. I mean, like, is it even been made clear

that this is his limo? Yeah, he says, took her to the limousine, still parked outside. I mean, it doesn't say his, but I guess he could have got him some random person's limousine. That'd be kind of funny. Like, is that a limousine? Hey, yo, chauffeur.

Is the owner inside? Let me tip you and get in there. Use it for about 10 minutes. What do you say? 100 bucks. He tipped the chauffeur after it was over for some reason because he wanted to give her his own ride, which I guess he drove her in his own car. Don't know what's happening there.

Yeah, so he drove his own car. Yeah, there's a limo involved. Like, I don't think that's his limo. He got some random limo? Yeah, I think he said that she just started walking towards the limo. And he just was like, looked around and he rolled with it. So he tipped the chauffeur like, hey. Oh, wow.

And then he says she couldn't get it off my job. Jack. She was like a static cling, but that's what happens when the body starts slapping and they start doing the wild thing. So this girl, every time he gets with the girl that he just sees, doesn't say a word, they end up hooking up within a couple minutes, it seems like, and then each girl is like stuck on them. One, the mom got involved. This girl wants to keep him, and then I forget what the first girl was, but Tone Loke must have balls of steel. I'm going to say this. Do you remember a couple episodes back when we were dissecting soul decision? And you kept hating on the guy for being like, man, you need to just make moves.

Like, you're acting like, oh, you don't know exactly what you want to do. Yeah, yeah. I remember that, vividly, episode 27. And I was saying this song is actually speaking of more realistically how shit goes when you're out there. Because a lot of these songs are this shit right here, where it's just like, all the dude has to do is just give a girl a wink out of his car. And she's like, oh, I'm going to jump in and do the wild thing. Gives that girl heading out of the mall. And she's like, let's do the wild thing.

you know everything is just like he does have to do nothing and then suddenly even the mom wants to do the wild thing you're telling me that that's how normal life works is this is what tone loke is doing is what typically happens no it's literally the opposite of that okay that's why i thought i heard what you said and i was getting clearly didn't as what i was saying the entire episode of soul decision that was the more realistic

whereas everybody there's so many of these artists that play it off like there's some dope-ass, untouchable lethario that just, like, give a girl a head nod, and they just lose it, and they jump all over them. Like, that's not really how it goes. Even probably for a lot of these musicians, I don't believe that Tomloak was crushing it this bad. He was probably killing him, like, 93 or whatever this was. Yeah. But, yeah, like, not to this level.

You know, they always got to, like, overestimate how good they really are out there in the streets. And, like, sole decision, they were being real. They were being, like, you know, the end of the night of my feelings, right? Am I make my makeup. Go back and listen to episode 20s. All right, all right. Look at her catalog. We got a lot of good one thing.

We got one more situation that Tone Loeb wants to get into this. You got another one? Dude, how are we going to get through two songs? We will get through it. Here we go. Extra smooth breakdown. Does this, this is the same thing, though? This is going to be the same kind of like basically he just does nothing and they just jump all over him.

We'll see. I don't know. I want to see what he does. I never actually played this song out long enough. Yeah, nobody has. I know. All right, let's hear what he says. Here we go.

Here goes. Doing a little show at the local discotheque. This fire chick was on my jock, so I said, what the heck? She wanted to come on stage and do her little dance, so I said, chill for now and maybe later you'll get your chance. So when the show was finished, I took her around the way, and what do you know, she was good to go, without a word you say. We was all alone, and she said tone, and let me tell you one thing,

I need $50 to make you holler, I get paid, Wild bang Ho ho! Say what? Oh You're lucky Finally Yeah,

Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute, Did we not call that From the very jump? This man might be messing With ladies That liked to get paid To do the wild thing

Yeah, he went Until verse 4 I actually dropped that Like, yeah, by the way, I'd be paying all these girls I'll think that. I don't tell you about the checkbook transaction

But yeah, now that's I mean I bet you can meet girls as quick as this man is meeting them and get to what he's getting to known as the wild thing and not be doing a little bit extra possibly payment

I mean I guess there is chances but not as consistent as tone loke as being especially in the song you're like leading out of Capri or something maybe but like these were all such like minimal this fool's just been riding around like the red light district this whole time

just scooping them into the ride jumping into a limo that's not even his they were pumping working it Finally the mom was like, oh, I know what my daughter does, but I'll let you get on this for free. That actually makes more sense now, you know, all of it. I'm glad that he didn't withhold that information from us the entire song. Exactly. So, let us know the very end.

So with that set-cassel, I really wanted to get into this next song because as he's talking about what he's paying for the wild thing in the first one, I want you to listen to the second one because I found this out recently by listening to this on a road trip that this song actually is much deeper than we all want to. think about. So we're getting into it. Funky Cole Medina, time to dissect. Let's go. Hit it. All right, digger. Come on. Dissect DJs again. Part two. Co-cooling at a bar and I'm looking for some action. But like Mick Jagger said, I can't get no satisfaction. The girls are all around, but none of them want to get with me. My threads are fresh. and I'm looking deaf Yo, what's up with an LOC?

The girl's a saw jocke At the other end of the bar Having drinks me something No-named chump When they know that I'm a star So I got it was stowed over To the other side of the can'tina I asked the guy

Why he used to fly He said funky cold with Dina Right away, I'm just gonna say this Even though I'm very familiar With both these songs Damn they sound like the same song Like if I was just If I was zoned out

And I wasn't really paying attention I would have thought the same song was playing right now. It's got that same kind of like 90s keyboard that like I got for Christmas when I was eight. And like a little like, do, do, do, do. Like, I remember, like, making beats like that with little keyboard I had, a little, like, scratch pad and everything. And it's the same exact rhythm that he's telling the story with. Like, yeah, I'm just going to say, I agree.

It's probably a reason why Toadog didn't have another album out of this. He's acting. Probably why you didn't want to do a whole week of this. I get it. I get it, I get it. He's very simply at the bar. and no girls are trying to get with him. Oh, okay.

Another guy is at the end of the end of the bar. All the girls are jocke and him. Okay. He wants to figure out why. He walks up to the guy. He says, why you so fly? The guy says, Monkey Cole Medina.

What do you get from that so far? Not quick description. Motherbler was high as shit, and he was just like not trying to spit game out to the dude that's hit him up. He's like, yeah, funky comedino. Stop talking me, bro. Leave me alone. I got all the girls next to me and shit.

All right. But why are the girls next to him is what I'm asking. Why would you think all the girls are? Based on his last story, I'm going to guess that he's still hanging around hookers, and then that was the pimp. Keeping it rolling. I'm going to be a secret on how to get more chicks.

Put a little Medina in your glass, and the girls will come real quick. It's better than any alcohol or have a gigiac. A couple of sits of this love potion and still be on your lap. So I gave some to my dog when he began to beg, and then he licked his bowl, and he looked at me and did a wild thing on my leg.

The scratch invite me Before he was much, much meaner But now all the pool is run to my house For the funky comb with me You know what I'm saying I got your dog I'm afraid of my door I got spudsman

What do you uh If I just heard that right Home dude that he asked for some game tips from Said he's got some potion Hooked him up with some of the potion For some reason Tom decides to trial this shit on his dog This dog goes to work on his leg immediately

And then next thing you know The rest of the week All the dogs in the neighborhood Are running Specifically the poodles That's like the worst kind of dog You could have like going to train on your leg Have you figured out what this Medina

Funky Cold Medina is that Is that the like the potion that he was using? Yeah what are you taking the potion as I don't That I mean some kind of magic bullshit See the moment I got to this point I'm going to go ahead and say what I thought And then we got one more line after this

This man Is giving date rape drugs fucking Cole Medina is very simply a date rape drug And this is how he's gonna get women And he puts it in their alcohol And they get an aphrodisiac Okay I thought like a date rape drug was like

It just like knocks him out or something Passed out, yeah I mean there's not what happened to the dog The dog started going to town on his leg I'm just, he couldn't say that in a song I guess Like I gave it to her she passed out And I dragged her ass to the hotel Like you wanted that'd be fucking crazy head

It would have got dark quick But it's already dark like this guy's giving It's a good reason that nobody can really understand What tone is saying He's singing in a potion, a substance of some sort in these ladies' drinks. The ladies are getting happy and horny, apparently, and therefore that's how he's able to then get with these women. That's what this guy gave him. Funky Comedina is a date rape drug, and this shit is fucked up!

Yeah. I got every dog in my neighborhood breaking down my door. I got Spudsman. Alex and Stroves. They won't meet my dog alone without Medina, Pound. I went up to this girl. She said, hi, my name is Sheena. I thought she'd be good to go with a little funky cold Medina.

She said, I like a drink. I said, I'll go get it. And then a couple of six, she'd go lick the lips, and I knew that she was with it. So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned. But when she got her dress, it was a big old man. Machina was a man. So I threw her mouth. I don't fool around with no Oscar Mayowena.

You must be sure that you go. It's pure for the funky cold Medina. You know what I was saying? Ain't no plans with a man. This is the 80s. The local is down with the ladies. Even more evidence to show that this man is giving a substance to women that is changing them from not liking them or being okay to now wanting to do them.

And it's not only works with ladies, but it works for men as well. He gave the substance to what he thought was a lady. He took her home. And it was a man. Hey, he's hanging out on all the parts of town. What is, look, where are you going to party? Both episodes, your ass is going. You're giving random substances to girls.

You're hanging out with ladies that get paid for, your party life. Although it makes it sound somewhat fun and enjoyable, really is a little bit. He's some sketchy parts of town. You're in some sketchy parts of town. But he's engaging. This dude tells him about it like a date rate drug he's got, and his first thing is to be like,

yo, let me get some of that. I'm going to try it on him a dog. I'm going to try it out on Sheena Okay, so he just got done deal with the man Last verse I bet there's going to be a breakdown There's wildly from a wild thing Here comes

You called it earlier man He literally does the exact same thing Which is a slightly different beat Has a breakdown at the exact same moment You just kind of change the tempo on it a little bit I think No tempo changed Actually the tempo is exactly the same

Yeah yeah it's like a pitch change I wouldn't really call that a breakdown It was like He took away He just took away one of the instruments Yeah, basically the guitar left On the keyboard He just like undid one of the ones

All right last version The saddle Looking for a little affection I took a shot As a good dusting on The love connection The audience Foted

And you know They picked a winner I took my date to the hill to form Medina had some dinner We had two drinks I'm thinking soon What I'll be getting Instead, she started talking about plans for a wedding.

I grabbed my coat and hit the door, I said, baby, I'll be seeing you. That's why I found you don't fool around with the funky cold Medina. You know what I'm saying? That Medina's a monster. Foncomodino. Right. And in the final scene, Toll Loak out of nowhere decides to get on the love connection. And of course the people vote him as the winner.

He decides to take the girl out for some Medina and some. dinner. She tries to talk about getting married and for a wedding. He says, whoa, slow down. I found out I don't play around with that funky combed medina. So this date rape jug that he ends up giving all the ladies turned on him many different times, one of which, it was a man, second which lady wanted to go next level with him. The other one was a dog and he knew that was a dog. The third one was a dog that he... Yeah, well, he kind of willingly did that one. I don't think that could have...

Tell him, look, you're a dirt bag. Man, I kind of like telling him before we did Tone Logue Day. Like, and now I look at Ace Ventura in a whole different perspective. Which, by the way, one of my favorite quotes actually from Ace Ventura that I doubt that anybody else ever quotes is literally the first line when you get to the credits. And it's Ace simply saying, hey, Tone, put on those big-ass size 13s and kick it for the homies. Tone, put that big-ass size 13 on and kick it for the homies.

And then Tone Lokes like song for the credits comes on. I've always quoted that with my buddy. buddy J Miller. Shout out Miller. Like, Tone's always been a cool-ass brother in my book. So, like,

this is when we call him when dissecting goes wrong. We'd now hate, not hate, but we'd sit down. You know what? You started the episode by saying I was hating on Tone.

I'd hate him now. Fuck, tone, look. What the fuck you dirtbag? Fucking. Fuck tone look. Running around, getting hookers all day. Then he goes,

get some fucking Funky Cole Medina, like using it on a dog. What? Grossies. No funky Cole Medina for you, all right? No poodles are coming for you, dude.

No, No running around the neighborhood. The St. Tone Lope. Tone Loke would have gave you fucking Comedita. Man. It's not thinking about what Tone Loke about to do with your dog, man. All right, so we've knocked out to... We've got to slap this out.

Slap this out. All right, let's just... Slap it and snap it. Both separate or just do both together? I mean, kind of the same song, man. Yeah, I'm ready to just do it all in one go. We're slapping both these together. One song, what do we have?

I'm going to go ahead and... Three slaps and, like, a email sound or whatever? Exactly. I don't know if that'll actually show up. But yeah, man, good song keeps me, both of them get me, like, dancing like a 90s feel. And when you don't listen to it, it just kind of has that ultimate 90s. The samplings are great from previous songs. So I definitely appreciate the song.

However, what used to be a four song for me has definitely dropped significantly. And actually, I'm going to rebuttal my, I'm going to go back. You really like to do this rebuttal bullshit. So, that's... Why did you do that? You always, like, you bring it back to some... we're going to have the same kind of thing again. Just keep it at three, you know?

No, I don't like three. Three's too much for what he was talking about. He's disrespectful to women. He's possibly giving them date rape drug. He gets two at max and a very disappointing breath out of, because come on, Toak Loeb, man. What are you doing, dude? Let's just say this song would not fly in 2020.

I don't even think this song would fly in 2010. 2000, we're still kind of a fucked up place. Yeah, it might have flown a little bit. that. Pre-internet, pre-internet world, when everybody wasn't able to be called out for their shit. When apparently, rapping about date rate drugs was like a cool thing to do. Yeah. You get you some radio. Sublime did it, episode.

Yeah, there's a few ways. So 10. 10. Look at her catalog again, you know? Once we get deep in the catalog, you got some shit in. All right, well, what do you slap in this one? If I get to find this right, two slaps. Cheap-ass little keyboard beat.

Cheap-repe repetitive keyboard beat and an ambrosious bark. Yeah. For the dog to... Yeah, yeah, yeah. For the bullshit that he was pulling. Yeah. Yeah, you know what? I've never been that crazy about either in these songs.

Maybe it's just because, like, they gotta got a little play outness to me. But they're also just a little boring. Like, they don't really make me want to dance other than, like, a little basic head nod. That's about as much as they've ever made me want to dance. Just like a little, just kind of, okay. That's the, probably the first time I've, like,

sat through and willingly listen to either one of them because I definitely get bored with both tracks like after like one verse. And like I've never actually followed the story. So when you take that fall, which is probably good. That probably actually helped it in hindsight. But when you take out the actual following the story, you're just kind of hearing the same beat with him doing the,

yeah, about a bad a bear. Yeah, like it's just kind of like, yeah, I get the, I get the vibe. I know it's not going. There's no pickup. There's no drop. There's no like break it down. Yeah, that was a breakdown. It wasn't a breakdown.

He took like one instrument away out of the keyboard. I'm saying. I'm going to stick to Tone Loke and Blank Check. That's his peak mountain for me. You know, Ace Ventura, he was cool in that too. I like him more as an actor. I'm going to say it than I do as a rapper. That's my stance.

And in dissecting both of these songs, we found out Tokenloak was dealing with Spatgy Arts at Town. Paying for Wild Thing and as well as using a some type of substance to then get ladies to enjoy the wild thing with him. Yo, real talk, Castle? Fuck Toll Lod. Fong Tone Lug. You dirtbag, bro.

Straight up. Damn, I hate saying that because I always liked it. No, he made sneaky songs and disrespectful, and he can go fuck himself. Yeah. With that, I think I'm pretty much done with you, Tone Lug. I'm glad he can give you a fucking week.

Yeah, he didn't deserve a whole week, man. We're never going to turn with that sex, huh? And now all of a sudden we're off the Tone Lug bang-wagon. Fuck Tone Lug. Next!