Dissect DJs - Top Five 4-20 Jams

Episode Date: April 20, 2021

In honor of the 20th of April- the Dissect DJs break down the top 5 jams in the history of 4/20 in no particular order, and give those who like to celebrate on this day plenty of reason to enjoy. Adve...rtising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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Starting point is 00:00:00 She was living in a single room with three other individuals. One of them was a male and the other two? Well, the other two are females. God only knows what they were up to in there. And furthermore, Susan, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them habitually smoke marijuana cigarettes. Reefers. And so is everybody, because you know why they jumped into sports morning?
Starting point is 00:01:11 And we are the Das Sick. DJs I said DJs What's going on y'all? And we had some proponents Celebrating the very New holiday Of April 20th
Starting point is 00:01:27 A.k.a. Foh. 20, 20. Yo, if you guys are indulging yourself in the Mary Jane, in the Ganges in the Bob Marley variety. The Bob Marley and the Blue Mary
Starting point is 00:01:38 Yum yum and the Cush and Bush, enjoy it. Get lifted. Here's what's cool. Today's the day to do it. Y'all don't need us to tell you to enjoy it because if you're enjoying it, you're already doing it. And you're about to listen to the other day. That's sick, DJs.
Starting point is 00:01:53 Get a little. DJs. Crazy about 420. Steve. In the 420 spirit. Let's talk about what we're doing today. Today we're giving up the top five in no specific order. Top five, in our opinion, 420 songs that are out there.
Starting point is 00:02:05 History. And we, and Castle and I were talking about this. In the history. In the history of this shit. And me and Castle, we're talking about it. We asked each other, should we smoke? Like, just before each time we talk about the next song. And...
Starting point is 00:02:19 Maybe we will. Maybe we will. But maybe we won't. Because we don't want to self-indind ourselves. We're going to keep all in the dark in that. So we're going to say, maybe. Point is, we have some jams that we need to discuss. Jams that take over the 420 spirit and begins with sublime from the legendary 40 ounces to Freedom album known as Smoke 2 Joins.
Starting point is 00:02:43 Smoke to joints in the moment. Let's talk about, first of all, the guy that talks to the beginning from the 1950s. She was a little bit of a single individual. Right. Three out of individuals. Epic sound like. And others?
Starting point is 00:02:56 I just love that. They took it from there. I think a clip. Back of a reefer madness of like some awkward shit. Right. It's good because it takes it back to like how daunting this entire drug was going back in the day. It's about to be legalized across the country. But back in the day?
Starting point is 00:03:11 Yeah, I've seen some absolutely. insane anti-weed paraphernalia where like it literally made it look like it was this evil spirit that was like gonna take over your family and destroy it and like stab it in its sleep or something or like here on the crew bar i'm so high yeah yeah you see those little red hairs yep you see those little green crystals i see them that is the top hydroponic in the city god damn what did you got a weed college you got Dick. Yeah. So it's 420.
Starting point is 00:03:42 Half big reference for y'all. And so our first song, we came out with Sublime, and this man smokes two joints in the morning. He smokes two joints in the afternoon. Just because it feels all right. That's an aggressive amount of weed smoking. I agree. And then he smokes two joints in time of peace and two in time of war. He smokes two joints before he smokes two joints, and then he smokes two more.
Starting point is 00:03:59 That's six. Can I just point out the fact that he's doing two joints and not one in all these times? Yeah, he's like, imagine this. Imagine this dude wakes up. and he's like, I gotta get high. The first thing he does, smokes a joint,
Starting point is 00:04:11 and he smokes the whole joint, he's like, fuck, all right, yeah, I'm high. Let me give another week. Let me get another ride.
Starting point is 00:04:18 Got to get the second. Light this shit up. It's got to be two. And then the war breaks out. He's like, oh, give me one. I need weight. Shit.
Starting point is 00:04:23 There's one joint. And then he smokes one joint, and he's like, that wasn't enough. You know what that actually kind of reminds me of? It wasn't enough. I need a second one.
Starting point is 00:04:30 One of my low-key favorite lines in a movie regarding weed is in Ted. When he goes, I got to tell my weed dealer he's got to step it up. And he's like, I don't know if you want to do that. He's like, no, no, I've done this guy for a long time. I've known him since before 9-11. You remember when 9-11 happened?
Starting point is 00:04:45 I was like, oh, 9-11, I got to get high. What that reminds me of. Spokes a Johnson time of peace and two and time of war. The fact that you got to smoke two joints at a time, that's when I kind of got to figure, like, maybe this is a you problem a little bit. And then the final one is he smokes two joints before he smokes two joints, and then he smokes two more.
Starting point is 00:05:06 That's a total of six joints. That's a matter of whatever time frame he's trying to pull off there. Yeah, dude. Yeah. All I'm saying is give, like, the first join a chance to breathe. It's just like, hey, just wait 15 minutes. I learn it. It's something that we learn as we get older.
Starting point is 00:05:21 Yeah, you got to learn that. Just hang out for us. Although we've never smoked, maybe. This is all hearsay. Here's say. Based on, like, what I've heard and what I've read in different autobiographies. Yeah. So smoked two joints.
Starting point is 00:05:33 He smokes two joints. but out the gate is it not me or they're taking a huge bong rip out the gate I heard a bong it's a bong so why don't they ever bring that up smoke two joints in the morning take a bong rip and night
Starting point is 00:05:46 I smoke a little piece from nothing and then I smell all right like they couldn't change the pieces of like he clearly smoking a bong out the gate but then he's smoking two joints well it would kill the cadence of the song I know but he could I don't know I don't know he could have fixed it up
Starting point is 00:05:59 in any case this man smokes a lot sublime was always about the smoking and yeah. You know what other groups were all about smoking? We could throw them out there. I'm going to talk about, I think Bone Thugs was out there
Starting point is 00:06:11 with another smoking. Oh yeah, Bone Thugs. Who else? Bone Thugs. Ludacris. I would like to stick with bone thugs for a minute because I feel like they were substantial.
Starting point is 00:06:20 If anybody else grew up in the 90s, if you listened to hip-hop, Bone Thugs was on your playlist. Anytime I ever made a mixed CD, I wanted to call it a mixtape, but I had to be real. I was making a mix. I had to be real.
Starting point is 00:06:33 time when I was making mix tapes, don't get me wrong. But when we were like in like middle school, high school, I was making mix CDs. There was always a bone thugs jam on there. There had to be. There had to be because they always had like a song that was like spinning me around. So bone thugs, what is the penultimate? Harmony! Both thugs is all about three things.
Starting point is 00:06:53 Three things. Killing people? Harmony. Kill the motherfuckers that fucked them up. In harmony? In harmony. They did that in harmony. Smoking a ton of weed.
Starting point is 00:07:01 In harmony. In harmony. And then also, what was their final thing? Smoking weed. This is your thing. I know, I had it, did it. They smoke weed, they kill people, and then they talk about money. That's Bote d'ugs.
Starting point is 00:07:15 Both thugs are about their money. And a hominy. Harmony. Yes. But weed probably overlaps all of it. If you ever watched the early 90s and you watch Friday, Ice Cube, Chris Tucker, the original gangster film that was also comedic and had everything. Hi, Miss Parker, Miss Parker, you know, all the shit, and the bitch it comes out.
Starting point is 00:07:36 Anyway, Friday comes out. And then they told us Friday 2 is coming out. We were like, what the fuck? But they don't have Chris Tucker. We were like, what the fuck? You don't have got Chris Tucker? So they brought Mike Epson and they've been like, all right, who's Mike Epps? Friday 2 was okay.
Starting point is 00:07:50 Possible. But what Friday 2 did you think? Possible unpopular opinion? Friday 2 is even better than Friday. Yeah, definitely unpopular opinion. No question. I love Mike Epson. I love dating.
Starting point is 00:08:01 I love dayday. Definitely 100% disagreeing with you on that. Boy, Jayway would agree with me on that. I get you, but... We love Day Day. But, part two came out with a song that Castle and I both, when we first heard it, decided to learn all the lyrics to it. And it's a fantastic song by Busy Bone,
Starting point is 00:08:19 of which this man decides to smoke on a Friday and get fried. And so, you know what he runs into? Friday. This is what I'm talking about. Evil, little something, something for even out your day. Love everything green, well, that's gonna get you fucked up. Wanna get you fucked up. Will you take one hit that I make you hush up.
Starting point is 00:09:14 Nidgest, no, endo and chronic. Hydro-thi-stick, and I can think of some more. Yeah. Time to smoke so. I know I did come around on Friday for O4Bor. Yes, and we pray. There's a be for hell missymo. Every day.
Starting point is 00:09:34 Wouldn't it couldn't it be Evanston One hell of a superstar Every first Friday of the month And you're humbly invited We're truly Humbly invited Andemily all in y'allie Y'all hate on when I get my date on
Starting point is 00:09:47 I'm so hot And that is just my absolutely all-time legendary 420 jam right there Like to be honest We were just going to do a single 420 jam And this goes back to last year's time This was almost it This was gonna be the one that I chose
Starting point is 00:10:01 Us Yeah I was with you We actually came up with this song close to a year ago because this is about a year since we started this podcast April, April. We've been about around Oh shit! Oh shit! It's the day of anniversary.
Starting point is 00:10:14 Oh, dude, I've been around for one year. If you've been listening to us for the entirety of our, uh, of us being online, I need you guys to go ahead and DM me at the DICEG DGs and Instagram and say, hey, I've been listening to y'all motherfuckus. And you know what? And I love you. And we might have a prize for you. Oh, I definitely got a price for.
Starting point is 00:10:37 I'll send you $5 of something. I don't know. I'll fill you a $5 gift card to Starbucks. Can you not kill the whole price thing? I actually got something better at mine. Oh, okay. Five bucks to Jambages. You're ruining the whole price.
Starting point is 00:10:51 What do you got? What are you got for the price? No, no, no. I'm not going to say it. Like, I got an idea. Oh, well, I got five bucks for you. I got an idea. All right.
Starting point is 00:10:57 I'm just saying, this song was brought up as an idea of close to a year ago. But I remember thinking of the time. Yeah. No, that's got to be next year's 420, Jim. Oh. So for this whole. About 420? Last 420?
Starting point is 00:11:08 Way in the fucking net here. Oh, shit. So it was always in my mind. That's a 420 shit right there, sir. But then we decided to do this whole top five ordeal. So personally, I think this is my number one. But in the meantime, while we're at it, let's go ahead and dissect this. So with that said, I'm going to go ahead and wrap this.
Starting point is 00:11:26 All right, homies legalize me for leaves nine. Some of them say we evil. There's something, something from my peers. You know what said that castle? It says, all right, homies, legalize. Reifer, leave us. and knives. So right away, I'm going to say that I've been singing every lyric of this since I first,
Starting point is 00:11:43 like, really got into it when I was, like, college at some point. Here's the thing about Busy Bo. He's one of those dudes that, like, you rap with word for word, but it's more like you're rap with the sound. Like, I don't really know what the fuck you say. Does you know, he said that? So there's a lot of shit I'm not going to know in the song. So, no, I didn't know that.
Starting point is 00:11:57 What does he say? So, all right, homies, legalize, reefer leaves and nines. I don't know what that means. I don't know what that means. Some of them say we evil. A little something, something. on my pee, although I know that we will even out our debts,
Starting point is 00:12:10 even out our debt. That means that it costs us little something that you partake. Yeah, it costs. Loving everything, green, roblunts from boxes of cigars said. I didn't realize this what he said. So he cuts the cigars, clears all that shit out, puts weed in it. That's how he makes his blunts. I always thought he says something like, but you know it's just the mindset.
Starting point is 00:12:30 I thought it was something like that. Yeah. Something about the mindset. Yeah, so he rolled bloods from some boxes of cigars. said, gonna get you fucked up. Wanna get you fucked up. I'm gonna take one hit. Wanna make you hush up.
Starting point is 00:12:41 Shut the fuck up. No stems. No. Endo and chronic. Hydro and skunk and think it make us some mo. Okay, so right there he says no stems, no endo and
Starting point is 00:12:52 chronic. Hydro and skunk and I think of some moat. That's where we learned that busy bone. He's a legit weed smoker. Oh, he's going chronic hydro and skunk. This boy's taking this.
Starting point is 00:13:03 He must love the new wheat chops that we have. He goes in now. exactly what the fuck you want. Hi sir. I'm looking for some Marijuana for my set art today. Sure.
Starting point is 00:13:13 Did you want stems? No stems. No endo and chronic hydro. Okay. And skunk and I think of some more. This man knows what he wants. It's basically what we're trying to get to.
Starting point is 00:13:27 The time of smoke said, so. I hydro come around on Friday. Wait, wait. Let me say that part again. Yeah, a ton of smoke. So. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:13:37 But I can say this good. I could say this good. Yeah, Time to Smoke said so. You can't do it. You can't do it. Yeah, Time to Smoke said. It's the said that fucking keeps throwing up.
Starting point is 00:13:48 It stops laughing at said. It's the said. There's no sense why you're laughing and said. Like, you just keep cracking up. Yeah. For some reason, when said happens,
Starting point is 00:13:55 you keep busting out and laughter. No, because it comes out of nowhere. It does not help that sentence in any way. Yeah, time to smoke, said, so I know,
Starting point is 00:14:05 hi day come around on Friday. Like, it doesn't, Why did he say so right there? It's part of the rap It probably flows good in the fucking rap Oh yeah Time to suck this
Starting point is 00:14:15 So I know I'd come around on Friday For old boy Yes and we pray And the reefer help me see More every day Talk the ball breath deep boy Yes and we pray And the reefer helped me sleep
Starting point is 00:14:28 More every day Woulda could have had me heaven sit Would a me Could I be heaven set One hell of a superstar all bowl every first day of the month and humbly we're going to be invited and truly humbly invited enemies
Starting point is 00:14:43 and all of y'all. Hey, I want to get my fate on. I'm so high. I'm so good. I want to back you want to bag you. Just be real. Bone thugs is one of the classic groups that knew, like I said, they talked
Starting point is 00:15:08 about killing people. They talked about making money, but for one of the biggest reasons they ever did was smoking weed. But smokers only both smokers only. Oh, lay, it's the first of the moon Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up With your chest, wake up
Starting point is 00:15:22 I'll see you at the cry By the way, I'm just throwing a bunch of bald thugs today Yeah, see you at that I miss my Uncle John John, and I want to be strong Right, don't, right, don't, where do they come, believe on, believe on, believe you can, Anyway, both thugs was a classic
Starting point is 00:15:35 We pray, we pray, we pray, we pray, every day, every day, every day, every day, Every day, every day, every day. By the way, I'm going to do that song in karaoke here soon If you guys want to come, Cany in Wednesday nights, come on through, We're going to do it. That's not the only weed song that we got on the docket. No, we told you, we have a top five.
Starting point is 00:15:52 Busy bone, both of those. They knew what they were talking about, but they got fried. What if you want your herb to have a little bit of taste with? A little taste. A little taste. A flavor on that. Like blueberries or strawberries. That's good blueberries.
Starting point is 00:16:03 Blueberries. It's just delicious. And then let's go with an artist that is one of the best rappers, if not as Castle always calls him. No, let's give him what he is. You say he's the best. Oh, he's in the absolute third verse hall of theme. Third verse fucking number one for me. He's number one for me and number one Halloween.
Starting point is 00:16:22 Luda! When you want somebody to jump in on the third track and just beat shit out of it. I'll make you do shit. You don't need me know. You could troll it with my voice, too. What's up? I got to say, if I could trade voices with any rapper in the history of, I'm going Luda.
Starting point is 00:16:35 Luda. No, he did that third voice for Siaura. He got that deep voice coming off the ATL. Comes in, he hits you in the back of the neck with that bad beat. And then he hits you with this bad boy, which is the blue. He talks about the intricacies of weed. Not only is he talking about marijuana in general, but he went to a very specific variation of wheat,
Starting point is 00:16:57 which is a heavy hitter, end-dose, get a blueberry yum- yum. It's delicious. So that's the flavor. It is. I'm going to try something that I ain't never did before on this one. Let's go. Thank God for the man who put it in my house. It's got me singing melodies I never.
Starting point is 00:17:45 Oh, woo. I feel it's sorry for the homies who be smoking. Woo. Chop, try, break it down for a place. Find me a woman and skis. He's smoking till I reach my peak, me, or till I'm stuck in my body feels weak, week, week, week.
Starting point is 00:18:05 And if you really want to hear the rest of that, all he does is talk about smoking that blueberry young on the entire rest of them. But what are he to say? Get your lies, roll that sticky. Let's get high. Let's get high on the blueberry. Gumbumbini. That's the 420.
Starting point is 00:18:20 He's telling you everybody what they're supposed to be doing. On 420, which, by the way, we're doing this on 420, right? This is going to get it. It's a 420 mix. So, if you are listening this today on the edition of 420, You better be smoking next to my little blueberry yum yum. So, so anyway, Loua came with it. Listen to that track.
Starting point is 00:18:45 Go put it on. If you're smoking at 420, go put blueberry yum yum, yum, they're already doing it. That's given. They're given. Yeah, but it's on there. They're already mixing off of us. Right now, they're mixing offices be like, I want to actually hear the whole blueberry.
Starting point is 00:18:57 Yeah, you go ahead and do it. Press pause. Go ahead. They're never coming back, Jay. No, they'll come back. They're not going to come back. No, because they want to hear the rest of the five. They want to hear the rest of five.
Starting point is 00:19:05 So let's get into number two. Now, we're on number four at this point. Number two. We're going the other way. We started at five. Oh, but there's no general order. By the way, it's right, yeah. You can put these in any order.
Starting point is 00:19:17 You can put these in any order. They are. We were fighting. We almost fought each other. He was like, no, this is not by whatever. And we were like, no, dude, they're all good. We got it to, like, an odd arms grapple about it. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:26 And he's a better wrestler than me, so he was winning. So he took him down to me. So he was winning. I was like, I just wanted to watch. Started bitching. Yeah, I bitched really well. I bitch really well. Let's just fucking make it a no in particular order.
Starting point is 00:19:37 Okay. Great. And then we're out. So number four, I guess, of the no particular order. Now, I'll be honest. We knew the song. We just didn't know exactly you did it. We didn't know the artist.
Starting point is 00:19:47 But once you hear the absolute first minute of this song, you know this has to be in the time. Five. And it speaks to the actual general issue that is... Yeah, because there is literally people that are in jail, that are, like, have been in prison for years. Way too long. Way too long for simply having literally the quantities of...
Starting point is 00:20:08 And then nobody ever came back to check on them. I'm almost getting mad, dude. I'm about to cry because there's literally people that have lost their lives for having a quantity that I have right now. I'm just kidding. Or maybe. Maybe. You know what I'm talking about.
Starting point is 00:20:21 Allegedly. There you go. There you got. There you got. Keep myself safe. But yeah, there's people that have... And that's just fucked up. I'm so glad that the world is finally trying to change.
Starting point is 00:20:43 I'm so glad to take five shots of alcohol. And let's see the difference in person that you are at that point. I would love to see it. I would love to see it. scientific data. Let's do that experiment. Let's put the hypothesis and put the procedure together
Starting point is 00:20:59 to see five shots to 10 shots of alcohol versus two bong toks. Let's see how that person reacts and I guarantee you we'll all enjoy the two bongtoker way more than we will, the drunk fuck.
Starting point is 00:21:11 You started throwing too many numbers out in there so I was actually trying to follow the math of it but you said there was a five shots of this and a 10 beers of that and the two hits of this. All I'm talking about massive drinking versus smoking. Master drinking versus massive smoking. Who would you like more? Super drunk person? Super
Starting point is 00:21:28 high person. Who are you liking more? Just, I know they probably both suck. Let's be honest. Like you're too high, you're too drunk. You're kind of annoying me. But if you had to pick, this person is excessively drunk, this person's successfully high, who would you rather take care of? Yeah. No, I'm asking you. And who is it?
Starting point is 00:21:44 And who is it? And who is it? And who is it? It throws up and shits on you. And it's weird. Exactly. I'll attack the person all day and then let me get what you're on too right but not really but not really but not really allegedly allegedly so let's get into the next track then like we said listen to the first minute and you will understand why this is in the top five tell us what's good peter tosh don't criticize so this guy peter tosh is one of the whalers who was in that group with bob marley wow all right so i don't know if you heard it but some college married one ah
Starting point is 00:23:26 Some call it Ghanlea. Some call it. So we just found out as we did our research as only the dissect. D.J. Zuck. We just found out. What did we find out? So Peter Tosh. This song was created by Peter Tosh from 1976 called Legalize It.
Starting point is 00:23:44 And apparently he was part of the Whalers. He was part of the Whalers. Which is the group that came with Bob Marley. And we wanted to add Bob Marley to this. He has another one called Car in different songs that refer to We. but now the songs, Kaya. His most iconic jams
Starting point is 00:23:59 don't exactly represent. But like if you play Bob Marley in 420 no matter what jamming everybody knows exactly what's going on. Listen to some jamming right now. However, Peter Josh came with legalize it
Starting point is 00:24:08 and out the gate he goes something call it marijuana something all at the gun and he just, you know out the gate what we're talking about. I don't even know the rest of the song.
Starting point is 00:24:20 But I know, I guarantee it's about And the fact that the track is called legalize it. Legalize it. Makes a great statement. Again, going back to it, legalize this shit, guys. This is ridiculous. This time.
Starting point is 00:24:30 Your Reefer Madness bullshit is done. Mitch McConnell, fuck you. You're ugly. Whatever. All right, so, yeah. Hey, don't talk about Frog Patch that way. But, all right, cool. So we're on number four, legalizes it.
Starting point is 00:24:44 That was number four. And our fifth. What do you guys think number five is? What do you guys think number five is? Is it number one? Do we have, if you've known me in Castle now for what, 50-something episodes? What do you think?
Starting point is 00:24:57 Do you think we go new? Do you think we go? Yeah, I agree. Are we going to new school? Are we going to school or old school? What do you think? Give you three seconds. Of course.
Starting point is 00:25:07 You know which way we're doing. Come on now. You know us by now. Because you know the number five slash number one. It's got to be number one. 420 jam. Merey. Do it there.
Starting point is 00:25:35 You knew Castle now. I'm going to old school. I mean, our second track out the game was Klanmer. Klanmer was caught. We didn't got to go old school number one, but because that is just such... We don't got to go number one. You know what? There's one thing you got to know about the Dysk DJs, especially as soon as we've been here,
Starting point is 00:26:49 is that we go all over the board, right? What do we start with Sublime, 1990s punk rock? What was our second song? What was it? Clarence Carter, right? That was our second general dissect DJ song. But today it was Friday, Busybone, hip-hop. What was that, 1999, late 90s?
Starting point is 00:27:06 Our third song, Ludacris, 2000. Blueberry Yum Yum, followed by number four, 1976. Whalers. Stop pointing to me like a... The Whalers. The Whalers. Legalize it by the Whalers. Peter Tosh.
Starting point is 00:27:22 And followed by our final. Number five song. Stop pointing to me. You know the song's Mary Jane. I love for just a strain. Mary Jane. I love a baby. So what I love about the fact that it's referred to as Mary Jane.
Starting point is 00:27:47 You told me that you said that this song was like on the low about weed back. Yeah, it's the earlier. They talked about it. It was weed, but it's not about weed. Everybody back in the day used to just think Rick was just singing to a girl named Mary Jane. No, they knew it was weed, but they were like, he's talking about a girl insinuating weed. But they couldn't say, like, he was like, I'm smoking weed all day. I'm smoking this
Starting point is 00:28:10 Now I can't wait to smoke into the blood And put my head down Well Hey man I can't wait to smoke some of weed today Yeah Like he didn't
Starting point is 00:28:23 Couldn't do that It was a bad Wouldn't have played as well In the top of him So he went to Mary Jane Instead of he He's in love with Mary Jane He's in love with Mary Jane
Starting point is 00:28:31 She's his main thing Can we actually go over the lyrics of it Sure I don't think we've discussed lyrics The last like three songs But this would be a good want to touch on yeah so let's see what we got he's in love with things thank i'm just singing shit because i don't really know there's all he's typing here we go
Starting point is 00:28:46 love with it mary d i'm not the only one if mary want to play around i'll let her have her fun she's not the kind of girl that you can just tie down she likes to spread her look and turn your head around all right actually i got to you love me mary jure Yeah. Oh, do you? Do you? Do you?
Starting point is 00:29:15 Do you? Do you? Do you? Don't you play? No, girl. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, I got to be honest. After listening to the lyrics again, as you sang him,
Starting point is 00:29:28 actually totally does sound like he's talking about a girl. Yeah. I'm not sure. Harry Jane is not a girl. It is weed. Listen to it again. I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:29:35 I'm in love with Mary Jane. I'm not the only one. Yeah, okay. That's weed old girl. Like, yeah, yeah. We're both. We're a girl. All right, let's see which one gets knocked out first.
Starting point is 00:29:43 If Mary want to play around, I'll let her have her fun. What are you going to do about it? That sounds more like the girl. Weeds going to do its thing. Nobody thinks of weed that way. No, you ever have somebody that's super, like, says it about their weed. It's my weed. Don't touch my weed.
Starting point is 00:29:55 He's cool with everybody smoking. It's a different time. I'm disagreeing. Again, it's 50-50 on both sides in my book. We're going. She's not the kind of girl that you can just tie down. Can you keep the weed to yourself or other people want to enjoy the weed? Or is it a girl?
Starting point is 00:30:09 I'm at 50-50 still. With the final line, it brings it all to a close. She likes to spread her love and turn your head around. What is the final line? Come on, you're going to ignore the first line there? That's the main thing. But the second line brings it up to answer your head around.
Starting point is 00:30:29 You just completely jumped over the main. In case we're talking about a girl, the main line is the one that you just jumped over. She likes to spread her. love. That's fucking weed. We'd like to spread his love. On the chance that we're talking about a girl, I'm out right there.
Starting point is 00:30:44 On that, that's it. I'm just telling you. That right now is the difference maker. So if we're talking about a girl, that's the line that I'm out on. But it's cool. Yeah, who gives a fuck of the Mary Jane's weed to get spread around? That's why Mary Jane brings it close to number five as in the top five. Once again, let's repeat it.
Starting point is 00:31:02 Number one was two joints sublime. Number two was. Friday Who Number three It was A little blueberry Yum yum
Starting point is 00:31:13 Yum Number four Was Legalize Peter And number five To round off Our top five
Starting point is 00:31:20 Mary James Rick James Bringin it Now there is a song That everybody decided to try to tell When we thought About songs
Starting point is 00:31:30 When we talked to people They were like You gotta have this song We were like Fuck that song No This song Fucking sucks man
Starting point is 00:31:36 Look We both agree on this. This is this one thing that I appreciate that we both appreciate that we did. This is a new shton. We should introduce called Taking a sip of Tino's Hater-Aid. Ah, I like it. Because, look, we all know that Tino is our mainstay hater that loves to hate on shit. And then we love to listen to hate on shit because, like, nobody hates on shit like DJ Jack does.
Starting point is 00:31:58 All right. So what's song you guys think you're talking about? So when you find out that you and him agree on some shit, let's go ahead and hate on this bitch. So here's the song, guys. So let's get into it right away. Y'all know it. because this song fucking sucks. Go ahead.
Starting point is 00:32:09 A 420 song that everybody thinks is the song. Hit it. Roll another boy. By the way, don't do this on karaoke. You're fucking lame. It's such a lame karaoke song. It's so... Lame karaoke song.
Starting point is 00:32:33 Go ahead. I was going to clean my room until I got high. I was going to get up and... find the broom, but then I got high. My room is still messed up, and I know why, man. Yeah, because I got high, because I got high, because I got high. La da-da-da-da-da-da-da. I was going to go to class before I got high.
Starting point is 00:33:01 Come on, y'all. Check it out. I could have cheated, and I could have passed, but I got high. I'm taking it next semester. And I know who I ha ha, man, yeah. Because I got a high, because I got a high, because I got a high. Go to the next. Go to the next.
Starting point is 00:33:20 Go to the next. Yo. Yo. I was going to go. Shut the fuck up, dude. You know what this song does is make anybody that smokes weed feel like they shouldn't be smoking weed because they fucked up their entire life. Fuck you, dude.
Starting point is 00:33:34 You fucking hate this song, man. It's honestly, the whackness musically is really what offends me the most. Okay. Just because, like, it's such a lazy, like, oh, hey, if I talk about getting high and I just, I'm, like, super whack with my lyrics and, like, my general music acumen, everybody's going to think it's dope. And you know how many times, like, I've been around people where they start playing and they're, like, oh, they're, like, trying to jam to it.
Starting point is 00:33:57 Like, look, how fun is. This is because, like, how crazy. Yeah, not bad. And it's just like, no, man, it's annoying. It's, like, not really good. He just puts a bad name. He puts a bad name on weed. On weed, because you know what?
Starting point is 00:34:12 Oh, because I didn't do shit. It's because I'm high. Like, well, I don't know. You know how many weddings I DJed in my life? Never mind. I'm not going to go into that story. What? I want to hear we're going to go.
Starting point is 00:34:21 No, I don't want to do it. I can't do it. But I'm just saying, man, like, this makes you think, with the way he presents himself, makes it think you can't handle fucking business while being high. And that's absolute bullshit. Like, literally everything he's doing. I was going to clean my room, but I got high. I was going to find a broom to clean up, but I got high.
Starting point is 00:34:40 I was going to take a class next semester, but I got, I was like, dude, I took next semester, and I graduated and got a fucking degree. Wow. I fucking clean my room, and I'm a very good cleaner. Put me in a fucking room or any kitchen right now and give me two fucking hours. Castle could tell you this. I'm too joint. I will clean the fuck out of your fucking room.
Starting point is 00:35:03 Are you kidding me? This guy, fuck you guys for making us spill. Let me tell you something. give me two joints or don't give me two joints watch the difference in this fucking room yeah but I don't smoke
Starting point is 00:35:16 I just want to re-clify that Allegedly This is all alleged commentary But allow me to explain The surroundings of which we are We don't actually bring this up often But That's true, there's a bike
Starting point is 00:35:28 We always No no no look look We don't need to get that specific about any Four surfboards Shut up Three couches Shut up stop saying things And a picture of Denise Richards
Starting point is 00:35:38 And Bob Marley's... And I'm Bob Molly. Yeah, you're right. There is a Bob up on the wall. And that's the only artwork that we have. That's true. All right. So we many times brought up the fact that we come in live from the Castle Dungeon. And what it's been alluded, but like, we may as well at this point, point out.
Starting point is 00:35:56 Yeah, yeah. It's my garage. It's a dope-ass garage. A lot of space. On our thing for about an hour. But it's a legit garage. And we're surrounded by surfboards, bikes. Just garage shit in general.
Starting point is 00:36:06 I painted the walls and the pipes. just to make it all, like, clean looking. You know, we're in the dungeon. Exactly. The garage. It's a fantastic garage, but we created this dope-ass studio out of it. Yeah, and I'm proud of us. And the reason, honestly, is because Jack got high.
Starting point is 00:36:22 And then when he gets his, like, cleaning shit, allegedly. And let me tell you this, we have cleaned the shit out of my roof before. We have cleaned the shit out of a house before. Back when you heard that. And then this garage, I've never watched a man become such a, like, busy to figure some shit out I love cleaning. This guy clean shit out of your house. If you're looking for like a maid for hire, honestly,
Starting point is 00:36:44 you better pay right. You better pay right. If you pay right, let me tell you something. I will, your shit will be clean. Boy, let me tell you.
Starting point is 00:36:53 Egg shell. Your whole house is going to be an egg shell. And literally anybody that knows me knows like, no, he's serious. I've literally, when I have been drunk in parties all my life, I clean the entire house.
Starting point is 00:37:05 He kind of gets in a zone. While the party is happening. Like there's a click that just suddenly like becomes like all about like I gotta clean everything. I gotta clean everything. It's weird. It's weird. It's a good cork to have though.
Starting point is 00:37:16 It's a good court, especially for small parties. Your house is literally clean by the time we're done party and you didn't do have to do anything. So anyways, how do we- Random side story? How do we slap this out with the 4-20? Okay. This is what do you feel about 4-20? 420 in general.
Starting point is 00:37:32 In general. Oh, man. I'll give you that. You're putting so much on the slap. 420 That was like 19 slabs Yeah Yeah
Starting point is 00:37:46 Yeah You're up All right Um I don't know how to rate for you I literally got nothing Can I just keep it at nothing? Like I don't know
Starting point is 00:38:01 Let's just got it It's good It's gonna be an N-A And that's right You got the I For the semester You got the incomplete No, it's not an incomplete.
Starting point is 00:38:11 It's different. N slash A. You know that, which stands for... This is not applicable. Not applicable. It's right. So going back to it, guys. We did not indulge in any 420.
Starting point is 00:38:26 Allegedly there is. I don't know if you can tell the difference from when we first started this to where we are now, but again, we didn't do anything. Because I got... You got... La la la, that. Fuck that song. I don't want to end on that song.
Starting point is 00:38:41 Yeah, because they didn't get high. Because we didn't get high. Exactly. That's right. We were just playing a ruse on y'all the whole time. Yeah, it's 420. Let's get a little, yeah. On 50, yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:55 Yes, it is 420. 420. Yeah. Yeah. Next!

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