Dissect DJs - Tyga and Curtis Roach - Bored in the House, Bored

Episode Date: November 20, 2020

We're back on lockdown and that means we're back to being bored in the house, in the house bored. So what better time to dissect the most 2020 of all 2020 songs - Curtis Roach and Tyga's "Bored in the House" and see if it makes us feel less or more bored. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Okay, I'm bored in the house and I'm in the house, bored. Boyed in a house, bored, and I'm bored in a house, boy, and I'm bored in a house, boy. Bro. it less boring? A song that said bored. Bored. 48 times. Bard.

Bard. Bard. Bored. Bored in the house. Bored. Bored. Bored. Bored. Borg. The song's kind of boring, though. Songs boring, but the beat is dope. It works, though. Doesn't it work? It takes your boring spirit, and it just kind of, like, vibes it. It makes your head just kind of bang a little bit. It's explaining what we're all going through in these crazy times, especially with lockdown again here in.

California, all you motherfuckers in the other state that aren't locked down. Congratulations, you better. You know what? Because I'm fucking hating this shit. You know what helps? If you're bored and we're bored, it's the Dicek DJ. D'S what's going on, everybody. And we can cure that boredom real quick with another episode.

We try to enhance the energy now. We bring it back up to the top. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. What's going on, Stee's?

And it's your boy Castle. Yeah, I think it's time that we cure this bored with another dissectable jam, which is as 20-20 as 2020 can be. And did I see that this is Taiga? Taiga, but the main person is this man, Curtis Roach. All right, so I literally just learned that now because I remember hearing the song taken over when we first got into quarantine and lockdown first started. and I just always thought it was like just some TikTok guy who just made a song Well, I'm pretty sure it was just a TikTok guy and then Tiger heard that it was going. Oh, Tiger just jumped on it?

You piece of a bitch. Just always looking for the opportunity. You fucking panther. You fucking panther. You're going to call you a lion, yeah. You fucking kitty cat. Puma. Yeah.

Fucking Puma. That's a good one. There you are. Taga, you Puma. She just has to get like, oh, I heard it's hot over here. Let me just stand over in this spot. Let me make that money real quick. Look at you.

more money than you do it. I didn't come up with something myself. Yeah, you did, you son of a bitch. And you know what, Tyga? I'm still going to call you Puma. Well, yeah. I'm wearing Pumas right now. You just decided that like 18 seconds ago.

You did. You came out with it. I know. I liked it. I ran with it. Whatever. All right. Well, so, okay, first of all,

there's not a whole lot to dissect out of that outside of what we are to just dissected. It's bored. And we're all bored. We're bored. We're bored in the house, board. And don't forget that I am not standing close to castle right now. I have a mask on. on and we are definitely six feet away.

What's up, Kassau? I don't lie to the people. No, no, I mean, that's what's happening. You would hear if we were talking through masks and you know what? It would suck. So we're not talking to their masks. Here, listen. At Thanksgiving, my mom is the only person

that's allowed to serve everybody and we're only having three groups of family members there and we're sitting in different rooms while we're there. And then while we're there, we have to not yell or sing. So we're making sure in doing all that, So we're basically just having a

What the fuck is happening? There's no way. Anybody wants to hear any of these details. There's no way anybody Listen to this episode to hear Thanksgiving Spatial arrangements though. Can we just get off that real quick? Everybody just agrees.

Everybody agreed. Let's get back to being bored. All right. I need me a thick chick sitting on the couch And I'm going through my Netflix. Forked in the motherfucker, I ain't even doing shit. Tell her pull up, make it shake like nest quick neck. Frozen.

We're nowhere to go, bitch. Pop and see a little. D on the PS4 To the bitch chill Like refrigerator doors We can heat up some rum And can't go to the store I ain't even going tour

Nigger so bored I'm losing my mind All these girls tell them one at a time Nika still hating tell him Catch me outside I'm finito Is it? No, that's more

Are you going to keep it going? No, actually That was actually a great spot to stop it on Yeah, because he's Finito This man is bored On a couch I was like what a drop off of that song to end on? He's going through net

Netflix, bored as a motherfucker, he ain't doing shit. He tells her to pull up, make it shake like Nets quick. But she's not supposed to be there, by the way. You're not supposed to have her come to your house. That was a wrong move on your fart on Mr. Curtis. And then he pop in the COD on the PS4. So he's playing himself some video games. Tell the female, chill like the refrigerator doors.

He's going through all the, I think, the commonplacehoods of what, people went through or continue to go through when they do the quarantine thing like all right i do my ps4 i got my netflix going and i hit up the the home check maybe the one home check she's not supposed to come over though maybe but yeah but maybe they're like quarantine partners no she'd be there then she'd be there already she can't do that that's illegal quarantining uh in no way in this any hair has he been wearing a mask i hope he brings that up shortly because if you're not wearing a mask i'm gonna be very disappointed in mr uh mr roach what i'm gonna be like, I'm bored in a mask, I'm bored and a mask, I'm

six feet away, and I'm gonna keep you waiting. Bored in a mask, and I'm in a mass board. Bored in a mass and I'm in a mass board. Six feet away, and I'm six feet away, but yeah, exactly. That's what he needs to be. So he's chilling with the, tells the girl to chill like a refrigerator door, which I don't even know what that means. Like chill, okay, like a refrigerator.

That's kind of cool. But chill like a refrigerator door? They're chilling like a refrigerator door. No, you know how the refrigerator door? Hey, have ever touched you inside a refrigerator door? Oh. Have you? I mean, but do you ever touch the outside?

I'm not talking about the outside, neither is he. I'm talking about the inside. But he didn't say that and specify that castle. So I'm not going to, like, the refrigerator door that I know is on the outside, and that's where I put magnets, which, by the way, I bought these little magnets. I don't care. The inside, you've got to be able to read through the line sometimes. Have you ever touched the inside of a refrigerator door?

Was it chill? Yeah. All right. All right. So he's chill like a refrigerator door. But then he can heat up like some ramen can't go to the store. He can go to the store, I think. Just put a fucking mask on.

Yeah, you got to put a mask on. You can go to the store. This is like early quarantine. Remember there was a point where you weren't supposed to even go to the store? I don't know. Did that actually? No, I don't think that ever ever had. I think it was always just like, yeah, the store isn't made to open.

It was just hard for people to actually adapt to the whole, like wear a mask to the store thing. I think that's just society now. I think that's just how we rule. That's how we operate. And he can't go on tour. He's so bored. He's losing his mind. Foles be hating.

And he tells him, catch him outside. Which is a little bit weird because you're not supposed to be meeting up with these individuals. Well, at least he's asking him to meet him outside and not like, hey, come on in. Come in the house. He's staying outside. So then they go outside and they like beef at each other just six feet apart. But you're not supposed to yell either at that point. They have one of those like west side story standoffs with their six feet apart.

But they're like circling each other. Like dancing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's exactly what's happening. I think that, yeah, that's exactly where we're at. And then he becomes Frito. What? Does that even?

And he's at home like Depot. All right, now he's just reaching for rhymes. I don't even feel like dissecting arms reach rhymes, that he's clearly just like, I'm like Frito. No, I don't care. I don't care about those lines. That's stupid. Well, hey, married to the money, dressed like tuxedos,

I control your mind like I'm, Magneto. Okay, well, I like that he said that last part because Magnino reference is dope. But what? Does Magneto work with your mind? Does he work with your mind? Yeah, he does.

No, you're right. Like, Professor X was like the mind control. But like he had some kind of like mind control. No, he didn't do any mind control. That's just a bullshit name for him to try to rhyme. And he did, I think, man. For you to try to throw him. But Magnino was all about magnets and metals and he was able to do shit.

But I think he had the ability to fuck with your mind, which is why he and Professor X were on a deeper level. I don't know. I haven't, like, I haven't read any of these comic books since I was, like, 12. But, like, I do remember he had a helmet on to avoid, like, his head being destroyed by the magnetic powers of his, like, brain ability to, you know, get inside people's heads. He had some kind of abilities to get in there. I don't know. The line works.

For the line it works. It works more than any of the last six things he just said. All right. Well, the final line got my vans on and they look like sneakers, which is a classic reference to a classic song, right? I wonder if they had to get copyright out in Philly. You could say it. And then explore like Dora on the hunt like Easter. What?

That's fine. What doesn't make no sense? Explore like Dora, that's just the reference to the cartoon. I don't know. He's saying Easter. Yeah, I don't know. Oh, Hunt like Easter like Easter like. I'm slow with this kind of shit, man.

I need to direct. He got on a red track once he brought up Magneto. I liked all the lines after that. Anything he said before that was stupid. He said something like... So you didn't like... I'm finito? I'm trying to dress like a tuxedo.

Yeah, that was stupid. Or, you know, whatever he said before that, I already forgot it because it was so dumb. Let's hear it again, because we never actually heard it. I'm finito. Finito. At home like depo. Deepo.

She's gonna suck it like mosquito. I ain't lying. She a Leo. Hey, married to the money dressed in tuxedos. I control your mind like I'm Magneto. Got my vans on and they look like sneakers. Explore like door on a hunt like Easter. Okay, I'm bored and I.

And I'm in the house, bored in the house, boy. Board in the motherfucking house board And I'm bored in the motherfucking house, boy. Board in the house, boy, bored in the house, boy. Board in the house, board in the house, board. I'm bored in the monthfucking, I was bored. And I'm bored in a market. Still fucking bored, dude.

Song's kind of fucking boring. It's not going to pull you out of your boredom, but it will get you hyped on your boredom. I'll give it that. Like, it'll be like, hell. You guys bored right now? Yeah. And you're like, yeah.

And you're like, all right, cool. I'm bored in the mother and the motherfucker of a bar. Bored in the motherfucker house. I'm bored. Yeah, exactly. So it works in that like whole, yeah, we're bored. So let's wrap about we're being bored. But that's, no, no, it's kind of where it ends.

You're rapping. You're saying I'm home like Depot. I'm in like Finito. Yeah. Control your mind like Magneto. I don't know. It's just a lot of like, like, it reminds me. She's going to suck it like a mosquito.

It reminds me. me of when... It's kind of funny. It's kind of like, you never actually heard that line and it's kind of simple. It's pretty good, yeah.

Suck it like a mosquito. It reminds me of when I was making my own rap songs when I was like 10 and I used to like just come up with the most basic rhymes, but I'd find a way to like make the next sentence rhyme,

but like you would work backwards like okay, I need this rhyme to work. So what's a word that rhymes with it? It doesn't matter what sentence I say that leads up to it. It doesn't have to have worked with the last sentence.

That's what the song reminds me up. That kind of wraps me. songs I made when I was 10, you know? So this is a 10-year-old rap, is what you're saying. Yeah. That's all the more hilarious that Tyga tried to get. First of all, where is Tyga? Did he get in it on this yet? It's the second verse, I think. But if it's a 10-year-old, why is you talking about sucking it like a mosquito? No, no, no. It's not a 10-year-old. It's a 10-year-old quality rap, is what I'm saying. It's not by, yeah, it's by anybody that was bored in the house bored in the last eight months, you know? Well, second verse should be Tiger, because he's about

to come in with it. All the more funny that Tyga decided to jump on his song that was basically like a 10 year old rap but hey do what you got to do to stay relevant you know what I'm saying stay hype puma stay hype puma hey I'm in the crib like an infant with some bad dude playing burning incense bido tonic gym mixed in snoop how shoes getting down in the kitchen hey I'm a socialized at a distance I'm living my best life mind in my business and my anti-socials for the win win lock down I'm a stay staying in in in rumming noodles every night from my dind Then Hulu binge watching episodes of Ben 10 And I got T. Raw for assistance.

Bad boy, I'm at the ball like a piston. In quarantine, I'm the quarterback. Quarterback. MVP, I'm scoring that. In the fool here. Shout out door dash. With the napkins. I need more of that.

Hey, can't find a remote out of control. Out of my mind, out of my hands, out of my soul. I know the co. Got my locks block, blotted the gold. I'm in a house and I'm so damn bored. I'm in a house like Corey. Where you could find me like Dori. He keep with me on her story.

Sonning them all like a Mori. My competition is. It's boring. I'm bored in the house and I'm bored. Dude, this guy just said a bunch of bullshit like you were talking about. 10-year-old rapping. Yep. Crib like an infant.

Buddha playing the incense. Bottotonic gin mixed in. Snoop House shoes getting down in the kitchen. Distance. Business. Win, win, in, end, din, din.

Benton. Assistance. Pistin. Quarterback. Scorn dat. Door. I need more of that. Out of control.

Out of my hands on the code. Blonde and the gold. Actually, that aspect gets kind of cool. But whatever. Basic ass rap. Just, I don't even know what he was talking about. Said in quarantine on the quarterback. MVP, how I'm scoring that.

What? I don't know, man. It's just him. Hulu. He just made sure he made a reference to all the things that are happening. He has DoorDash in here. He has Hulu binge watcher. He did Netflix earlier.

Anything of something. With everything that's been going down in this... Yeah, he said, in the food here, shout out to DoorDash. Yeah, bottle tonic and gin mixed in. Where the napkins, I need more of that. Yeah, it's true. We do need more napkins. Yeah, if they were out of control.

Out of my mind, out of my hands, out of my soul. Honor the Cogue got my locks blow blinded and gold. What the fuck? In a house, I'm so damn bored. I'm in the house like Corey. Which I think that was a reference to a Disney show called like Corey in the house or something. But what the fuck was that? First of all, it didn't work aesthetically

And it doesn't work with a song To talk about how he's got his locks blow blondeed In gold Like you're not even supposed to be going To like Harris-Lons to get your shit done What? Who's doing that? Is this the girl that you already have over here? Doesn't work with your whole thing

Kiki put me on her story Signing him lull like Mari What? The competition is boring I'm bored in the house and I'm bored And I'm bored in the house Boy Boy Boyed in a house boy Boy boy

Boyed in a house boy Boyin in a motherfucker in a house Boyin a motherfuckering in a house boy I'm bored in a house, boarding out, sport and I'll sport Boy, boarding a house,

board in a house board I'm bored and a motherfucker and I was bored and I'm bored and I was bored I'm bored in a motherfucker in a sport Hey, I don't know

I mean, it's cool, it's a good song, it's... No, it works for... These times. Yeah, these times. Yeah, these times.

It works for now. It's a perfect now song. It's a perfect song. When did Tyga come in? When did Tiger come in? Tyga had the verse When he was talking about, I just looked at the genius

lyrics says that Tiger came in I need me a thick chick sitting on the couch and I'm going to my net. He was the first one? Yeah. They sounded the same though, man. I really couldn't tell the difference between them. But, yeah, way to get your money grabbing that, Tiger.

Way to come in on a song that somebody made for TikTok and be like, yo, the TikTok, how many times now during this season, how if we realized like this song got somewhere because TikTok picked it up and people just started picking their shit with their fucking videos on it? Can we just say, way to pit bullet? Can we do that? We had a pit bull at TikTok? No, you know how Tyga came in and just jumped on a song that literally...

That was already there. He's like, well, we need to actually do a Pitbull episode because what Tiger did is at least he gave a creative verse. Rhymes and it worked with a song. Pipple is way worse than that. He just puts his dog shit lyrics on top of a song that's already established. Doesn't do anything to change it. We need to have a call out Pipple that. Yeah, before the end of the season, we're going to definitely do that.

that cast. That might be a season finale. Yeah, we're just going to play an old song track that was the shit, right? And then we'll play the song that Pitbull made, which is basically the exact same track with Pitbull putting a pitiful. Daly. Mr. 405. Yeah, on top of it. Yeah, let's do that.

Pit bull needs to be put on blast. I feel like everybody just gives him credit as like the King of Miami and shit. And like, I don't. We got to get in. Mr. Worldwide, you're Mr. Cuban bald guy like me, Mr. Puerto Rican and you just got lucky and got the right producers, sir. I got just as much energy.

I can dance just as much as you. We're better dancing than people. I'll kill people. I'll kill people. What were we talking about with it? Oh, we're bored. We're bored. Bored.

Bored. Bored. Bored in the house. Bored in the house. Bored in the house. Why wait? Can we never get it right by the way? Bored in the house.

Bored in the house. Bort in the house and I'm in the house. Bort. You still can't get that shit. I can't get it. You could not tag of this shit, man. I'm bored with this fucking song I'm bored to slav it out

As good as the beat And as good as it like I'm like immediately bored I'm kind of bored I'm trying to like talk about it No we're trying to like Make it excitinger than it is now I'm just bored

Let's slap and snap it up All right you ready Yeah What do you give in it? It was a very bored I didn't even follow Because I was too bored Yeah two slaps

And two snaps With both hands Kind of like beat Yeah The beat gets me going Like, if it was just a beat and we could put anything behind it. We can also, we can rap behind that. Like, I didn't say anything right there, but you see what I'm saying.

We can like, we can add up. That's hip-hop these days, man. So, but this is, you know, it's whatever. You say that in the right. They talk about all the cliché. Mumble rap variant. It works, yeah, exactly. They said, they talked about the cliche shit and it was just, you know, people.

It's 20-20 cliche, but you know what? That's what plays nowadays. Just repeat yourself, bored in the house. Talk about a subject that people are like, oh, yeah. So I give it two very bored, two slaps, two very bored snaps. What you asked these? I was going to do like a slap, snap variation, but then I got bored. I was like, I don't get a fuck.

You got bored? Did you get bored mid fucking, giving it, giving your rating? I got bored in the slabs and the slaps. I got bored. Bored in the slaps and the slaps and the slaps. I got bored and the snaps. In the snaps, I got bored. Yeah.

I was going to give, I don't know, what did I end up? It was kind of like two slaps and like a snap and a half a snap and then I got bored. I don't know, man. I'm fucking bored with this song, man. I'm fucking bored. Let me just get the fuck out of this. It doesn't need anything else. I think we, yeah, we're good.

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