Distractible - 20 More Questions (At Least)

Episode Date: May 6, 2024

Time to give Bob a taste of his own medicine, and drive Mark even more towards insanity, with another round of 20 Questions! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractable. This episode, wangling Wade promotes office orgies, dominates his dude, and has a canny time answering cunning questions. Managerial Mark likes to learn, designs decks, and sleuths like a star. Blown up Bob's states and offices suck, hush Nancy new stuff and his queries answers drive him crackers. From movie meetups to nature's abhorrence. Hey everyone, welcome back to another episode of Distractable. I'm your hostess, with the mostest, Wade. And joined is always by my co-hosts, Mark and Bob.

Hi guys, how are you? Hello. Hi. How you feeling, Mark, you good? He has not left the tub since the last episode. I've not left the tub. He's just been there pondering, wondering what if. Bad things happened.

No, everything's good. Why wouldn't anything be good? Wow, that's really different when my nose is brushed up against it. Does most of the sound come through the nose? You sound very nosy. Nosy. Not nosy. Nosy.

Not nosy. Apparently, apparently a lot of your deepness comes out of your nostrils. What about this? Can you hear this? That's kind of like Rumbley. Mm. Bwaaah. Rumbley in a way I'm not a huge fan of if I'm completely honest.

So how are you guys? Oh. I don't know what that was. Oh. As much as I like us devolving into madness in the intro, I feel like I've gotta try to get us on par somewhat today. I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine. I had a whole game ready.

I was so ready to win. I was so ready. I'm taking over. Can I take over the episode? No. Hey. No, I've got too much of a good idea. I've got an original idea and I wanna get to it today.

All right. To make sure we actually get to my topic for once. Small talk. Yeah, quick small talk. And I will cut you off if it's going off too long. Oh, okay. Yes, I'm being mean today. So much has happened since the last recording has. Yeah, tell us Mark, what's happened? You know me, I always hold my small talk till the next episode so I can really, really unleash. Oh yeah, what you got dude? Tell us. Well, I mean, there's somethinghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Well, I mean there's something small talk The whole my whole editing gang is here

We're all working together for the first time in a while like well not the first time we we worked for a week kind of learning VFX a little bit with burning tractor and Co But now we're on our own working together in an Airbnb and we've turned the living room into an office and it's really nice I haven't had this since way back when in in what people might know as the team-applier days. Which was a while ago. It was quite a while ago, and, like, working in that environment was good, but it was just something where I wanted to shift what I was doing from that. Now it's come full circle, and I'm back doing it again!

And it's very nice, because I've learned a lot in terms of skill building and actually like able to do certain things and so have a lot of the team and it's, we're all working together and it's just such a nice environment. I know that a lot of people out there are like, they wanna work from home and predominantly that's what I've done all my life. And that's what a lot of people who are in this sphere do.

They work from home, but there is, there is something really nice about being in the same space working. I'm not saying, we all gotta get back into the office! We gotta go fill those office buildings downtown, sit in traffic. That's not what it's about. But as a temporary thing for short-term crunch time, not crunch time. No, it's crunch time. I mean, it's not like that, but this is the end, right? We're all like in for it, You know, no one's forced to do this It's actually fun and engaging it's tough

But it's the kind of tough that I like where it's it's challenging You're being pushed and you're having to adapt quickly learn quickly make mistakes, but it's it's actually quite fun What if you introduce like reality cameras watching you guys do this and then sex drugs and alcohol and you have like the office meets jersey shore for a new idea of content and then right before everyone's about to leave you say the last person alive wins a million dollars and then see what happens oh man yes survivor meets the office meets jersey shore dude you you legitimately sound like that producer that i've told you about that walked in when we were doing that game dev thing that blew up into Everything that spiraled out of it the game dev show the producer who came in it was like This could be a TV show and then started getting people to fight each other and creating drama and was like really lashing out

Of people and I was talking in the back to the other game developers about game development and then he was I was talking about I'm talking about me! He's like, shut your fucking mouth. I'm like, what? Fuck you. Yeah, those people exist. So you're saying it sounds super fun. Yeah, very fun. I'm saying if a real producer thinks it's a good idea and I said it, I must be a real producer.

He was a real producer. I think you are a real producer, Wade. You're the realest. Thank you. You know what, Bob? Compliment point. I'll take it. That does sound fun, though. I definitely don't think I would ever want to like go into an office five days a week. Not that I've done that in quite a while, but I did have a job and I had to do five days a week in an office and like kind of sucks. But getting the team together for like special,

you know, hard work sessions, it sounds fun. It reminds, I'm sure it's not the same, but it reminds me of the tour in a lot of ways, for my experience. Like, the tour was a lot. And it would be even harder now because we have a kid and our lives are busy and whatever. But there was something about that that was very fun, that we were all just on the bus and doing this stuff. Like, it's hard to capture that working completely remotely with people and just like talking on Discord or whatever. It's not the same. Yeah, it was. It is fun. I don't think I could do it all the time because I am a solitary person and I like to work

alone. But even an introvert like me getting around people, especially when it's for something we're all passionate about or you know, I'd like to think we're all passionate about, they could secretly not be passionate about it. But I think they're passionate about it. And then just like seeing the progress and learning. It's like I always encourage people out there It's like yeah, you always got to be learning. You know, you gotta be learning new skills

It's not too late to start learning anything. I'm getting into blender now and boy Howdy is it frustrating to even navigate in blender if you send me a smoothie right now, dude I'll give you ten points make me a greed monster with a mind booster I don't think I can't I don't know your new address. You say blender, I think like a nice Caribbean smoothie. Yeah, I mean, that's fair. I mean, I can't exactly go like, this guy doesn't know about the software blender because you know, a lot of people use it,

but I totally get you would know a regular blender more. It's like an orgy hookup app, right? I'm sorry. If that's your predominant knowledge of it, I, you know, I'm not gonna judge, but you know, whatever. You Good, but Mark's gonna send us smoothies and what else were we talking about? Oh, you're small talk Bob. What's new in your life? Oh, you're right mark. It's never too late to just keep learning and I have been learning things about car stuff That's right. It's time for another car update. Yep I I already shared this this is actually not breaking news to

anyone who's on the subreddit but I recently got I've owned these wheels and tires for a quite a while but recently finally got my summer tires mounted on my schnancy schnancy fancy whatever my fancy gold wheels baby. Summer tires that sounds so fancy. They're not really that nice. They're the tires that come on the car, but you're not supposed to use them if it's under 40 degrees,

because the rubber is of a kind that gets very hard and kind of slippery when it gets too cold. So I have a set of like winter season tires that's for like, for snow. It's like grippy treads and stuff. But these are my new wheels! Whoa gold! Gold wheels with the with my blue car looking snazzy. I did not put the tires onto the wheels and uh but I did put the wheels on myself I have a little jack in my garage and I jacked up all four corners. I also learned

I got so I have tire pressure monitor sensors in my wheels. You know how most modern cars you have that, right? It'll tell you how much, what PSI your wheels are in case they get low. I didn't want to take them out of my old wheels and put them on the new one. So I wanted to have a set in both. And I didn't know until they were all on the car already

that you're supposed to calibrate those and like set them up before the tires are inflated. Once they're inflated, apparently you can't do that. So I have to now jack up all the four quarters of my car again, fully deflate my tires, set those up one at a time, then fully reinflate my tires, which is not like a huge problem, but it's just one of those tasks where it's like,

it's gonna take a while. I'm just gonna be sitting on the floor of my garage, like with the air compressor in the background just like and I'm like so it's kind of boring and annoying but I'm learning. I was gonna say you could get a Ryobi air inflator, tire inflator. I have a Ryobi tire inflator, that's what I'm gonna be using! This episode of Distractible is probably not brought to you by Ryobi but it could be. I wish man, I wish. It's almost Ryobi days again.

Ah, can you imagine? I used my Ryobi Impact driver to put the wheels on. I've got my Ryobi, my Ryobi Shop Vac to clean up the inside of my car. Oh my God, they got new cabinets. It's gonna be really awkward if we're brought to you by a competitor. They got a mobile workstation speed bench. Have you seen the mobile workstation?

That's not, that wasn't available for sale the last time I looked, but it looks awesome, doesn't it? Oh, it's still coming soon, but that's awesome. Yeah, it's like a, it's like a dolly, but it's got a big wooden work surface and it'll fold up to like a table. But so you could dolly things around. If you fold it down like a dolly, it's a dolly and then you carry all your tools you set it right up the-

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like they added crappy stairs onto a perfectly normal deck. I don't know what happened. How many stairs are we talking? Three stairs. It's like a deck that's like three feet off the ground and it's just like three steps down to the to the ground level. Yeah this is super easy. That's super easy. Okay. We'll talk about we'll do that later. We'll talk about that. Alright we'll do that later. Can I come hang out while Mark fixes your stairs? Why Sam? I was just gonna ask him That's super easy. Okay. We'll talk about, we'll do that later. We'll talk about that. All right. We'll do that later. Yeah.

Can I come hang out while Mark fixes your stairs? Well, I assume I was just going to ask him some questions and send me like maybe a drawing or something. But if you're coming out here, you can help. But I know you're busy. I would do it. I would love to. That'd be fun.

We could do that. We could do a whole episode. Wade, you could sit in the hot tub. The hot tub's almost done. You hang out in the hot tub. Mark and I will do the real work. Can I get a boat floaty to sit on in the hot tub? Yes, yes, yes, absolutely.

Oh, I was thinking we could, if we do the hot tub episode idea, but we put a boat in the hot tub, is that our biannual boat episode? Does that count? I mean, hot tubs are pretty fun. I wouldn't, I wouldn't argue that. We got, we got to level up with each boat episode.

It'll get more extravagant every time. We can't lead off with the private yacht rental. That's for later Did our 10 year anniversary do we each get a yacht? Thanks, Mark Three of us on three separate boats doing this over the end. Why am I buying you a yacht? I just asked you to you're fixing his stairs. That's pretty much on par cuz I said it out loud You'll fix Bob stairs. We won't buy him be a yacht friendship? You know what? We will build you a yacht together. Ooh! We will work together and we will build you that yacht.

Hang on, I've got some questions. I bet you guys could build a yacht that would definitely float, at least a little. I've never built a boat in my life, but hey, it's wood, right? If you put enough epoxy on anything, it'll float. We gotta look up yacht instructions. Maybe there's like an Ikea for yachts. That sounds right. You could probably just buy a Malm dresser and then waterproof it. Probably float.

Malm? Malm or a Fjorg. Yeah, it'd probably float. I want an Ikea boat. That sounds great. I want this mobile workstation. No, doesn't it look sick, though? I don't even need that.

But I just saw that and I was like, ah, that's a combination of so much cool stuff. All right. All right. All right. All right. Workstation, workstation. We got episode ideas. We got some small talk in.

I think it's time to jump into our episode before we go too deep into Ryobi. Ryobi, if you send me a mobile workstation, I'll, you can sponsor every looser speech I do for the rest of the year. What's your totally original idea, Wade? All right, so today I am going to think of something and I want you guys to work separately to figure out the couple different somethings I'm thinking of and you can ask me questions,

maybe 20 of them to try to get to that answer. Man, something about this smells super familiar. Baby, it's 20 questions part two. Hmm. Man the first one was pretty weird. It reminded me of my weird episode that was then taken and made a mockery, but I'm not gonna make a mockery.

I think Bob. No one made a mockery of my first episode. You guys played fair and square. No, no, exactly. Exactly. I'm not making a mockery. I just liked the idea. I felt bad that you only got to use one of your 10 ideas

for each of us. And I was like, you know? Yeah, well, that was ambitious, wasn't it? We'll just do a little bit more 20 questions. I feel like Mark deserves a chance to redeem himself. Bob has this idea and he's gotta be like, even though I won, I feel like Bob's the reigning champ somehow.

Oh yeah. You know, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Actually, this is great because I, well, I don't know how your brain is gonna come up with stuff, but I know you got Boat on the mind, so my first guess is Boat.

My first guess, my preemptive guess is yacht. If Boat's, is Boat on your list? Can I get points if Boat's on your list? I won't tell you right now, but sure, if Boat's on my list, I'll give you a point. All right, so I just gotta somehow trick him to writing Boat on his list sometime in the episode. Hey, it's such an interesting idea, Wade.

I can't believe you came up with this all on your own. Thank you, thank you. I was up all night last night racking my brain. I was like, when I inevitably dominate Mark in the first episode we record. Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. I need a good topic idea. So what I'll do is take Bobs and call it part two.

And I was like, genius, Farmer, genius. I'm gonna get this compact brushless pruning chainsaw and I'm gonna show you the dominance. Which one of you would like to go first? Me, me, me, me! Should I even bother writing down what my guests are? Hold on, I'm not ready. Is it the same game and everything? Oh god yes, you think I changed it at all? No, okay, just making sure we understand how it works and where we're at. You get a question and a guess

and the first 20 questions, the more points you have left, if you guess it early, you get to keep. Man, if I don't get this fairly efficiently, I'm gonna look like such a cock for how much I made fun of you guys. I mean, I feel like the words are relatively even in concept, but some of them might be harder than others.

After playing, it's so hard to know I don't know where your guys brains are gonna go. So mark was your first guest boat before you even ask a question No, yes sure boat is it a boat? No fuck can you imagine though? All right. Okay. All right What's your question? Why do you track these Bob or do you guys keep track of them separately? You guys keep track of your own stuff, right? You don't have to keep track of the questions I you just have to keep track of what what numbers were on and stuff. Can I hold it in my hand? Not easily typically. Okay. All right. Okay

Wait, can I ask a question outside the game to begin with? You're the things you thought of it includes like people and stuff too So it could be like a specific person or something or is it not, is it non-people things? Yeah, so similar to what you did, I don't have like vague concepts. These are all like real tangible people, items, things. So it includes everything? Yeah, it's not like, it's not going to be like item 264 on the periodic table that could theoretically be conceptualized. It's nothing like that. It's like these are real things or people or whatever.

My first question. Is it a living being? No. My first guess is a furnace. No. Is it made up of multiple parts? You're gonna not like my answer again. Come on! What do you mean? It can be, it doesn't have to be

What I think that I think what he's saying is maybe Because if I say yes or no you can think of an example of this that you can disagree with me on example of this that you can disagree with me on. Oh my god. You thought I was tough. Welcome to hell Mark. You'll love when you hear what it is. What the answer to is it made up of multiple parts was it can be? Yes, I would say to make it a little bit more fair I would say it can be typically no more than two. Though I guess it could be more than two. Ah, fuck! Ah, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha answer like that too. Don't worry. Ah! I thought I was going to have a way worse time being on this position than being the host. I love it.

I love this game. This is the best. I think I'm having even more fun this time. All right. Is it the international space station? No. Oh, good guess. With its modules and stuff, or is it one or 20,000?

I don't know. Is it one space station or is it one or twenty thousand? I don't know. Is it one space station or is it multiple modules? Alright mine, my second question. Is it made of metal? No. My second guess is Wade's special chicken wing plate. No, though I wish I had that dude. That'd be cool.

Alright Mark, please don't ask me a question that I have to give you a convoluted answer to. Alright I gotcha. I got the most convoluted question. Is its purpose intended for the idea of improving things? I would say yes. Okay, alright. I don't know if I'm leading you down the right path, but like...

I was literally trying like, what's the most complex way I could ask a question? And then I get the simplest answer. Alright, that's cool. Well, there's supposed to be yes or no. Well, I wasn't getting them, was I? Was I getting them? No! All right, Bob, or did you guess your item, Mark? Oh, weights, like lifting weights.

No. Okay. Is this thing commonly found in a house? I say yes. Is it a toilet? No. I think Bob just like straightforward question answered Mark. Now would you say the components that this thing is made up of are? No, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine

Do I own one of these things? I would say at least one. Oh I would hope at least one. You would hope? What does that mean? Well, if you don't know at least one then I guess you got problems. That's what that means. Is it a fire extinguisher? It is not. It is my thing uh regularly touched by the people who inhabit the house. That's a complex answer. I feel like it's not. It is either regularly touched or not regularly touched. Doesn't mean never touched, but either it's touched like multiple times a week or it's not.

Sometimes it's regularly touched. I feel like that was a pretty solid yes, no question proposition, but okay. And I gave you the best answer I could with what you've asked. Was it the stairs to the attic? No. I'll be nice and just tell you it's not stairs.

Oh, okay. Is it a tool? Let me check something to answer that. What do you mean to check? Oh no! Mark, I thought you had such a good question! I thought, yeah, I was like, alright, okay. I would say no. It is not. Why did he look up? Now I'm confused.

The answer is no. To your question, it's no. Okay, alright. This is not a. To your question, it's no. Okay, all right. So it's not tool, it's not the space station. You hope I own one. I also hope you own a space station if it makes you feel any better. At least one. Is it a toilet?

It is not. I was kind of thinking it might be. And this is your fifth question each. So this is your fifth question now, Bob. Is it primarily made of wood? No. That particular question and answer is a very tough one. I would almost tell you to throw that one out, because it's kind of like... I feel like that one will mislead you. Is it windows?

It is not. Is it electronic? No. Oh, that was actually what I was thinking about asking. You can ask it. I would never make fun of you for that. In a very rare Circumstance it might be able to be What do you mean I'm not leaving any wiggle room for you to protest

Why would you even say that if it's like a rare case? Why would you? Oh wait? I guess well no plastic fork is in a rare case. I will at least admit that Yeah, but like a bone fork might have been a rare case, right? It is possible that it was a bone utensil, but that's pretty unless I mean a lot of caviar That's pretty unlikely I will tell you none of the items I have or things I have here or people I have here are meant to be that Convoluted I'm just thinking of extreme cases where you guys could be like you said this and it got me off of that Well, so it should always be presumed. It should always be presumed that you mean

Primarily yes or primarily no primarily no mark. So the answer your question is primarily no mark Okay, primarily no. Um, is it a mirror? No. Yeah, I guess I'm gonna go with that is mine Electronic. No, yeah, I guess I'm gonna go with that. Is mine, uh, electronic? No. My guess is... a... food serving dish. No. Is it found in the kitchen? Yes.

Ooh! Ooh, a straight answer! Is it a straight answer? Well, actually... Alright, okay, alright. Wait, hold on. W-Well... Is it water? No. Ah, fuck! I W-W-Whoa. Mm-hmm? Is it water? No.

Ah, fuck! I thought I was like, oh, not a- Not typically easily holding hands, made up of multiple parts. I see why that would have been disparate, because it's like hard to get in one part. It's not the space station. Concept of improvement. I was like, ah, I thought I was- I thought I was- I thought I was onto you. Okay, alright.

Okay, let me work it to you this way, Mark, because I've given Bob some specifics. Let me give you one. You can almost always hold it for sure in two hands holding it in one hand might be a bit Tougher. Oh, okay. All right. Okay. It's my item primarily found in the bathroom My inclination would be to say yes. Hmm. I think that is a very commonplace to find it It's mine a drinking glass. No. Is it rigid? Primarily yes. I would say the answer is yes. This really, you know, if this, if this was water, like these would

questions you saying that would make so much sense. Cause I'm like, Oh, ice or some shit like that. I'm like, Oh, I just want to make sure that I'm not like missing some part of the definition. So yes, I would say it's rigid. Is it a sink? No. Is mine a container for something? God damn it.

Is mine normally a container for something? How is that hard? That one doesn't seem like it should be that complicated. What did he come up with? Partially. Partially? I wouldn't think of it. So I would say, no, I wouldn't think of it as a container.

Okay. Is mine the shower? No. Is it in other rooms besides the kitchen? Likely. You are averse to a yes or no answer. You are averse to it. I would answer you are averse to it I would say usually yes like it's probably definitely in a kitchen but it's likely

in other places too is it a trash can it is that is correct oh god ah that makes sense that makes sense so like you see like, it can be multiple parts? It's like, well, some have lids, some have like mechanisms. And intended for the concept of improvement, I see it now. And it's not- that that it, I guess the- But there are like really flimsy, like it was really tricky to answer your questions because it's like- Ohhhhh

When I think of a trash can I think of like a little plastic container with no lid but like sure some of them are like built in. Like it ended up being a tougher thing than I thought of when I originally wrote it down. But it was a trash can, you got it. That was your ninth question so I think that means you have 11 points, right? Holy shit! Well, that's a lot of pressure. Is mine also commonly found in the kitchen?

As likely as it is to be found in a bathroom. Commonly has a pretty specific meaning in this question. Those are two of the first places I would think to look for this. Okay, is it a sink? It is not. Bob not that I want to give you a hint but if you're on that train you should ask if it's something I guessed I also guessed toilet oh that's true you know I'll give you this I don't think any of us guessed this in this or last episode that's a lot of guests last episode so I think

that eliminates a good bit we're good partially a the thing that's really fucking me up here. I would not think of it as a container. Well, does or does it not contain other things? Contains one thing. Hahaha. Mm-hmm. Is this item used during some form of bodily ablution? What is ablution?

Like any bodily function, like going to the bathroom, washing your hands, brushing your teeth, anything where you're doing stuff that's like cleaning or otherwise getting things into or out of your body. I would say it is used to help your body. Is it a soap dispenser? It is not. Is this item consumed when it is touched or otherwise used?

That's a good question. Eventually. That's a bad answer. So yes. So yes. Yes. Is it a bar of soap? No.

I feel like yours ended up being a lot harder than I thought it would be compared to Mark. Did you ask if it was rigid? No, that's probably a good question. That's kind of where I was going. Is it rigid? Generally rigid. Not the important part. Is it a box of tissues?

No. I feel like you're on the right track, if that helps. Tissues is probably the closest to being on the right track. Does it get wet at any poise during normal use? Yes. I don't know if I would think of it as wet, but like, you know what, Mark, should I message you this to see how you feel about the... Sure, yeah. I can abstain. I'm not really guessing, so I'm fine with that, yeah. Yeah, you're not... Let me just send you what it is and see how you feel about my answers. Please send it to me accidentally. Yeah. Most of this, I think it's been fair and not misleading. There was one thing that I think might throw you.

He's your opponent. You're welcome to give him what you think is not right. If you want to clarify one of the answers, that's fine with me. Okay. So I think the idea of like caught just as likely in the kitchen and bathroom might throw you off from this. I think that's like a personal preference thing. I yeah, that's fair. I do think that there is a place you'll probably keep this, but for most people it's usually kitchen and or bathroom. Is it a sponge?

No. No, because that would be wet, obviously. Obviously. Was that 13? That was 13. Yes. It is tough whenever your brain doesn't come up with anything close to the item Do you think of questions to help you get there? Well, my problem is I have a lot of questions

But I don't think any of them are gonna get me substantially closer in a helpful way. Is this Meant to be eaten and or consumed like it's food or drink probably not recommended I get what you're saying. I get what you're saying. Not intended to be. Okay. Not so easy is it Bob? Not so easy. Is it mouthwash? I don't think that's what it is but it is not. You were cagey about whether it gets wet. Just confusing. Wet is not the term I would use to describe it, but technically is there like a moisture involved? Probably. I can understand that response.

That is a bit difficult. If I had a gun to my head, I would say most likely yes, but that's not the main point. Here, Bob, ask me a question and I'll give you a straight answer no matter what. I won't sabotage your chances or anything. Yep, I believe you. You asked me yes or no, that's the only thing I'll say.

No qualifiers, I'll give you right the information you want. Is this thing one distinct item? Of a man. Okay, no, but so is it one thing completely or is it like something inside of something something attached to something I feel like that's not that crazy. He said give you a yes or no answer that would definitely answer Yeah So which side of the question was it is this one item or is it not is it some combination of like? Different materials in a container or some other combination. It is not one singular thing

But wait, I get why these are kind of hard to answer. Dude, it's a lot harder being on this side than I thought it would be. Because your garbage can questions of like, is it one item? It's like, could be. Is it paper towels? It is not. Tissues was closer than that, I'll tell you that. Does it help the body, quote in your words words by being used on the body itself?

Yeah. That's not what I thought you were gonna say. Is this lotion? No. Ah! That was the guess! That's as clear of a yes or no as you can come! Hesitant no on lotion.

It's so fucking confusing. I kind of understand that, but it it's like it's a guess. It's not lotion. You are so on the right track though. Is it applied to like an injury or a specific medical condition or is it applied? Yes, it's used for a specific reason, it's a specific condition you use it for. Well, not injury though. Not an injury, but a specific condition you'd use it for.

Or to prevent a condition, one of those two. Sunscreen? I was afraid you were gonna go that way with it. No, it's not sunscreen. That's just a guess, it's not your question. So you still have your question. This is my 18th question now. Between tissues, Kleenex and sunscreen, it's hard for. That's just a guess is not your question. So you still have your question This is my 18th question now between tissues Kleenex and sunscreen It's hard for me to tell you a closer guess without you just getting it. It's right there for the taking

I'm honestly struggling to think of something that relates to all of those. Is this a kind of wipe? No Is it aloe vera gel? Right along the right concept still but no, no, it's a simpler concept than that. No, you could recommend eating that and that'd be fine. Oh, that's true. It's just gross. There's a clue that I could give, but I feel like it would almost immediately give it away.

It's up to you if you want to give it or not. Mark, you sound very handsome today. I like your tub. He's enjoying your suffering after he suffered so hard. No, no, I'm not enjoying the suffering. I just am like, you know, it's it's it, but I don't want you to, you know. You already have a pretty good lead,

even if I got it right now. All right, I'll give you, can I give this in? It's gonna probably nail it. That's fine. You know, when you said, can you eat it? Some people have a problem with that. Some people have a problem with that? Some people have a problem with that Some people have a problem with that some people have a problem with eating this thing Probably that wouldn't surprise me or at least licking it. Is it a salt block?

No, we've left the realm of clothes so now we are very far away I thought that clue is just gonna really. Oh man. I can't think of anything that relates to like sunscreen lotion and tissues. No, it's right there. It's right there. If I had a one word clue would probably be seasonal. I feel like this is a thing. I've just either have never heard of or don't use this where I'm at right now.

I'd be shocked. You've yeah, you've heard of this. You've heard of it. You've probably seen it used more recently than you think. Chapstick? It is, and I put some on while you were going there. How the actual fuck is chapstick related to lotion or sunscreen?

Those are liquids! Well, I could see it being related to that. Also, how is that not a container full of chapstick? You completely got me off of anything that was like lotion or deodorant or chapstick. When you said it wasn't a plastic container filled with something. Did he ask that question?

Yes, I asked if it was a container and his answer was, oh, not really. I don't think of it like that. No, the primary part of it is not a container. The primary part of chapstick is the chapstick. It is a container filled with a material. We've all, I don't know. I went through it, Mark and I went through it.

We did the best we could with that, man. I didn't hear that question. I didn't hear that one. Also, I get you on the wet one, but I'm gonna go ahead and say the bodily ablution one was also a bad answer. You use that at any point in time, primarily in public,

because usually it's when you're outside. You don't use that during a bodily ablution. And that depends. I use it when my lips are chapped. I don't use it as a preventative. I use it after my lips are chapped. You don't keep it also, I'm just gonna say, you probably don't keep it in the bathroom.

Probably don't even specifically keep it in the kitchen as much as you keep it. That's why I was saying that one was. You keep it wherever you keep your keys, which is for a lot of people, the entryway or the mud room. I keep ChapStick in our medicine cabinets. So like our medicine cabinet in the bathroom,

I've got ChapStick in the kitchen, we've got ChapStick. Well, that's why I called that one out specifically. That's why I said. I feel like the container one totally shut off the realm of a bottle of lotion. That's a tough, it was a tough question to answer. Like you could see how it's a tough question to answer. It's not.

No, I don't actually. If you asked me if ChapStick is a container, I would say yes, it has a container because it has a lid. I think my answer was it's not primarily a container because the primary part of ChapStick is the stuff you use. No, you said that about something else. Specifically, I wrote down that you said, no, know kind of I don't think of it as a container I don't I mean it is a it is specifically a plastic tube

containing the chapstick Yeah, I get that I get that or a thing of lip balm in a little container Which by the way could be made of metal, but that one's not that strong of an argument, okay? You know I wasn't thinking of the little handheld lip balm now That was a fair item, but I do feel like a couple of those questions really fucked me. They were tough to answer for my defense. They were tough to answer. And Mark was laughing at me until he tried to answer him too.

So I want to say that was tougher to answer than you think. Well, okay, the one I got, I don't remember, what did I get asked? All right, you know what, Bob? I will be fair and I will adjust the points accordingly slightly to make it more fair. No, no, that was my 20th guess. I deserve zero points for my performance. You guys want to try to do a quick one?

Yes. Yes. Also, I have heard of it. I've never in my life used ChapStick except for one winter when my lips wouldn't stop bleeding. But I don't ever, I don't actually use ChapStick. Like in five years, I haven't bought or used ChapStick in my life. Oh, did I use it? I've got it everywhere everywhere I've got it in the bedroom I've got the bathroom the kitchen here like we keep chapstick everywhere we travel with it if you'd mention like traveling with it I feel like it's one of those things

where if you if you can get away with not using it even if your lips get pretty chapped it's better than if you use it because the moment I've ever put chapstick on I always just need more every Every half hour my body is like, more. Yeah, I think it depends on what brand you use. But I actually don't use that. And I don't think Mandy uses it very much either. We have very moist lips in this house. That's surprising.

I use it all the time. I wouldn't say like every week, but like I relatively frequently have used it and use it. Like I even put some on like just to be cheeky during the episode. He did do that. He was going, yeah, every time he would look away he would go That was not intentional actually that was just me playing with my lips

I just put some on. Oh, I could have sworn that was a clue cuz you were really No, I put it on as a clue, but I was not like I I was getting a lot of that actually uh, that was just me playing with my lips. All right next one We'll try to get through it quick. I'm sure this will go well mark Do you want to go first again or yeah, give the hardest? Give you the hardest one done and give me the easiest one I don't know if either of these are particularly difficult, but I guess it depends all right mark Yeah, go ahead. Did it exist a hundred years ago?

Fuck you, dude. I what did it or not? That is potentially a tough one I guess depending on what it is, but yes it did But you had to look it up. I'm gonna remember that one. Is it the locomotive? No, not the locomotive All right, this is my default question. Is mine a living being? No. Is it the Eiffel Tower? No. Is it used? Like do you use it? Yes, is it a toilet? No is mine made of Plastic primarily of plastic primarily I'd say no or typically I'd say no it definitely could be it could be made entirely of plastic But if I'm thinking of the typical version of this the answer is no. Is it a plate? It is not do I own one. Hope so Is it a plate? It is not.

Do I own one? Hope so. I think he means yes. I don't know, I've not gotten to visit you in quite a while, so I'm not sure. Interesting, interesting. Is it a refrigerator? It is not. Is mine electronic?

No. A shovel? No. Is it a status symbol to have one? No. If that ends up being the question that comes back in Haunted, because I don't think there's a chance in hell that it is but if that somehow throws you off and it comes back to bite me in the ass I'm gonna be pissed but no. No no I think that one's

pretty cut and dry. Is it um is it a roof? No. Is mine primarily used inside? No. Is mine a lawnmower? No. That'd be very niche inside. Yeah. Could it kill me? Probably unlikely, but probably unlikely, but probably Interesting. I should have given you a specific scenario of it killing me. I'm sure it has killed someone Dude, it'll kill again! Is that the fifth question?

Is this number five? Yeah, that was his fifth question, should be. Is it a hot tub? No, it's a status symbol. It is not a hot tub. Does mine use any complex machines? Meaning like any sort of levers or anything? No.

Is it an umbrella? It is not. Can I hold it in my hand? Yes. Oh hand? Yes. Oh no. Yes. Depends. There are versions of this that you can. There are versions of this. Okay. All right. Okay.

Like a miniature container ship. But you'd said yes, which means that's the predominant one, right? It predominantly can be held in my hand. The majority of these. Not the whole thing. Wait. So can you be held in my hand, the majority of these. Not the whole thing. Wait, so can you hold it in your hand?

Yes, but I would say for the most part, whenever I think of it, I would not think of it just being in your hand. Can I hold it with one hand? Would that help you specify the answer down? Not predominantly, no. Okay, all right, okay. I see where you're going.

Is it a wheelbarrel? It is not. Bob, this is your sixth question. Is mine intended to be touched or physically interacted with regularly? I don't like the word regularly. Is it intended to be touched or physically interacted with? Yes. Intended and regularly, I feel like are words that will throw you off no matter how I answer those. It's intended to be interacted with or touched. Is it a, is it grass? It is not. I feel like you've both had points here where you're like,

it's like with the Mark's thing on the first episode where it was like, oh, you guys are so close. And then like your next follow-ups are kind of like veering further. And it's like, huh, how, how, how did we get here? No, no, Shadow Beasts trying to play mind games. Bob, don't listen to him. We're on the right track.

He wants to, he wants to veer us away from it. I do, I want a two hour episode. I want to be the first two-hour episode. This will be mine Would you typically own more than one not necessarily one is probably sufficient though I would say some people own more than one. Is it a car? No, is mine primarily made of metal again I would say it could be entirely metal, but typically I would say no. Whenever I pictured this thing, metal is not the first material I would think of. Is it a terracotta plant pot? No.

Is it made up of multiple parts? Yes. Okay, all right. Yes. Is it a furnace? It is not. Same question for me, actually. Is it made of multiple parts?

I don't think so I would say no, so a window. No, is it found in the kitchen? That's not what I would expect to keep it. It definitely belongs there sometimes but that's not where I expect to keep it I don't know how to answer that one. That's a tricky one I wouldn't dwell on that question or answer too much because that one I feel like might throw you off. Okay All right, I wouldn't dwell on that one. Wouldn't dwell on it. I'm not dwelling on it.

Then is it a laundry machine? It is not. Can I pick mine up? It's like a patio paver? No, I don't know if you got this where it's like, there's certain questions I wish you guys would ask that you haven't asked where it's like, man, if they asked this, that would certainly help help is it something that runs out as you use it

I feel like if I answer this in a specific way, it'll give it away. Well, that's why I'm asking the questions, isn't it? I know but it's supposed to be like a yes or no Yeah, it is, huh? If I answer that yes, you can run out but not like a battery. Not like a battery? I hate that question Mark. I want you to know I hate that question Yes, you can run out but not like a battery. Not like a battery? The fuck? I hate that question Mark. I want you to know I hate that question. Well, it's not up to you to like the questions or not. It's you to answer them.

What do you mean you hate the question? I feel like I- The answer is yes with an asterisk. You can run out, at least temporarily, but not like a battery. Is it a radon mitigation system? It is not. Alright. Uh, is radon mitigation system? It is not. All right. Is mine made of wood?

That is the predominant material I would think of whenever I picture this. Wood, then maybe metal, then plastic in that order would be the order I would think of, but I would focus on the wood. Is it like a swing set? No. Is there a specific room in the house

that this thing belongs? When you're not using it. Is it a specific room in the house that this thing belongs? When you're not using it. Is it a vacuum? It is. No way. I was just typing that though to Wade. Does that count for anything? Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

I don't know cause I didn't get the message yet. Ah. It says 341 on the timestamp. Ah. I guess I could. We got to play the game of trust here. Were you actually thinking that right before he answered it? As he was saying it, I was on the A of my question. Is it a vacuum?

And I had the thought of like, oh, it's a vacuum. I feel like it was it's if it's even remotely close and it was fully my turn and I got it out there. You got it before he typed it on me, Mark. So, I mean, that is true. Yes. Yes. I really have no idea on mine.

I wasn't paying attention to yours, so I don't have any idea either. His is primarily, if you want to review it, Bob, you can. It's not alive. It could be made of plastic, but not normally. It's not electronic. It's not primarily used indoors It does not use any complex machines It's normal for it to be touched or physically interact with it can also be made out of metal But is not normally it is not made of multiple parts

I could pick it up and it is usually primarily made of wood interesting does this thing Get moved on an irregular basis basis or is it basically stationary? I would say it definitely gets moved if you're using it. If you're using it. The baseball bat? It is. Oh no. I was just about to say I love that my comments reading our chat it's fleshlight, nope and is it a vacuum? It is a baseball bat. You got that on your 11th one. Wait was that your 11th one too? Yeah that was I have that as my 11th yeah. So you guys You got that on your 11th one. Wait, was that your 11th one, too? That's yeah, that was I have that as my 11th. Yeah, so you guys both got on your 11th question What a good that was a good one. You almost got me if I didn't get that guess Bob I feel like it would have stolen a lot for well, I don't think that's true

If you had gotten vacuum before mark said it mark didn't get it that round I think you would have gotten a lot of points But being as he had just said it before it's like he still beat you to it and it was his I will point out it could be a status symbol for some at some time That's why I said I kind of don't like it It's like maybe in 1901 when apparently the first vacuum was invented that I had to look up I don't know why I didn't think of this because you had to look up a hundred years ago and I was like, ooh Interesting. I remembered that and then I forgot about it down the road when you kept asking things like is it in the kitchen? It's like well, you want to use it in there probably

I had to look up how many people have died by trying to suck their own dicks with a vacuum cleaner. That was fun Yeah, the baseball bat. It's like for kids the little plastic ones My brother had a metal baseball bat that he used to swing and like I remember getting hit with the ball after he swung The metal baseball bat that fucking sucked But like you think of the major leagues or college it's like it's wood right wood bats what you would imagine They use metal in college, but yeah, they use wood in AAA and up But they used to see his metal in college ball But okay, but typically you'd imagine a baseball bat is wood predominantly, right? No, I think all of your answers were pretty fair.

I don't know why you were so cagey about, is it meant to be touched when it's used normally? Was I cagey about that? Yeah, you were like, oh, I don't like that question. That could be, I don't know. You were like cagey about it. Yeah, obviously it's meant to be touched regularly. I don't think that would have really affected it,

but I do think that your answer to that one was weird, which I thought was weird. I don't remember exactly how you worded it or what I was thinking at that time, but I try to think outside the box of like, if I'm gonna lead you down a line of thinking that might, maybe I shouldn't think of that, I should just answer the question,

but like I'm like, do I answer that? Like, is it meant to be touched? It's like, well, if you want to use it, but like you don't really have to, it's kind of an entertainment thing. Like I expected some more questions about online of like, is it want to use it like you don't really have to it's kind of an entertainment thing like I expected some More questions about online of like is it is it medicine is it food like you guys never asked if something was edible The never asked something was like medicine if it was for entertainment I knew it wasn't I knew you guys went straight to like the what is it made of rather than the what's it used for?

Questions which I found interesting. I know I asked did it exist a hundred years ago. I feel like my yeah, of course that because that's I should have asked Did it exist 200 years ago? I asked if it uses complex machines I like that was a good question. That was a good one. So I was like no, it's about as simple as you can get It's just a piece of fucking wood and then I guessed umbrella like my guesses were not very good. That's the thing I learned that whenever you host it's like as soon as I you would say like no, it's not that I'd be like what about this? It's clearly that thing you said can I wear it? No, what about a shoe? Can I pick it up? It's a swing set To be fair we have a swing set in our yard that I could definitely pick up But it's a terrible piece of shit that I'm a little bit afraid to let James use your incredible strengths plays no part here

No, it's it's made entirely of one by fours. It weighs like 150 pounds. It's awful. It feels like it's going to blow over in the wind. Mark messaged me and guessed a birdhouse, which is a pretty good guess too for what the clues that you had at the time. I had a thought during one of your early ones. I was like, Ooh, it could be a vacuum. I should just gone for it. But then when you said you stored in a certain room, I should have just guessed. Why wouldn't I guess? As complicated as ChapStick ended up being, I was like, dude, I'm gonna go with vacuum cleaner and baseball bat. And I hope it doesn't get that complex.

It is shocking how difficult it is to narrow things down. Well, then the handheld, Mark, you understand the handheld difficulty because it's like there's the little small handheld vacuum. Yeah, totally. I getcha. I getcha. The running out thing was interesting and I feel like that got me there weirdly. I don't know why, but I was like, cause you could run out of bags, it could fill up. There was like a whole, there was a couple of different ways.

I was like, oh. Yeah, so that was also tricky to answer cause it's like, can you run out? Yeah, you can run out of base, but then you just empty it. I would have just said no. You can't run out of vacuum. Yeah. You don't, well, you don't, it doesn't run out.

It fills up, but also you just empty it. It's not like you use it up and you buy another one Yeah, but it's like if I'm thinking of a flashlight can a flashlight run out of battery but the same thing you just replace the battery I would say the flashlight doesn't run out but the batteries run out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I win, right? I don't know. We'll see what the points say mark. I just wanna I just feel like I did pretty good As we know mark got 11 points from answering the first one on his ninth Question so that left 11 unused that was 11 and then nine points for guessing Vacuum, uh-huh. That's 20 points so far

The points, you know about Bob you have nine points for guessing on your 11th or baseball bat I gave you a bonus four points because I felt bad about some of the answers for chapstick. Oh, I feel like I should get zero, but that's fine. Well, you made a fair argument that some of my answers might've misled you and it's like, that wasn't my intent, but like I can see how they might have. So I gave you four points for that.

So that gets you to 13. So 20 to 13 right now. Mark, your bonus points. I have learning, teamwork, IKEA for yachts. Both of you I have excited about together. I don't know what that means, but so that's another five. Bring you to 25 points. Bob, I have compliment points.

Car point, not tab, hot tub. Maybe it's hot tub. I have tough answer. And then I have you did guess vacuum though slightly after Mark, but I was going the honor system so trusting you. And that got you to... 37? 21.

Oh. Which is 4 shy, so Mark still came out on top. Mark is the winner. Redemption! Redeemed! I'm not bad at this, and if the subreddit sides with me, that's two wins. I sh- I- if I get just fu- if I get just fu- Another thing I took off the list in case we had to go to three rounds.

I actually had tissues in the third round as one of the items. Oh, we never would have guessed it. It was from- it was one of Mark's items. I won already. I get points for that. I'll give you two points. You still lose by two. Good show, good fun.

That was a good, that was a fun game. It's harder to be on the question side than I think it feels like it should be. Oh, I prefer to be the host in this one. I didn't like playing that much. It's tough. It's tough to be on the host side too with some of the questions you guys ask.

It's like, how can you hold it one hand? Like, yes, but is that the item I picture whenever I picture a vacuum? No, but like there are those. You can hold pretty much any vacuum in one hand if you try hard enough You're very strong pick it up from the side the right angle anyway bark. Give a winner's speech. Yes, I do Yes, I do stay tuned for next episode because I have the greatest idea ever and it's not gonna be like the greatest episode of Distractible ever which I think was but now that episode is gonna look like shit

Compared to the episode that I have in store. I was so excited I was hoping that I would win the one of these so I could get to it right now It'll just have to wait till the next episode. I can't wait you guys can't wait. It's gonna be great. Oh Thank you tub boy, Bob. What do you got? I just want to say that after that, if Mark does another 20 questions episode next time, I will be disappointed, but unsurprised. Is it bad that I'm hoping it is because I'd find that hilarious? No, no, no, no, no, no, it's not that. I'll tell you straight up, no, no.

I'm still gonna hope it is no matter what you say, Mark. I feel like my personal disuse of ChapStstick really screwed me over more than anything else and I appreciate your fair judgment during this episode and I look forward to Mark definitely having a lot of original ideas and a very cool episode when he hosts next so that'll be good and look you remember when I had a really good episode and then I didn't win for like several months you get to get right to it Mark you only only had to wait one one week or something. I know right It's great to win. It's just it's just the best. That's that good not winner speech good winner speech Thank you all for watching

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