Distractible - Animal Noises

Episode Date: May 10, 2024

Old Mark-plier had a farm. E. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractable. This episode, mentholated Mark consults his tomb from the top again, and sets his friends against the fauna fandom. Weaving Wade has his ducts cleaned, Channel Smeagol compels like a boss and sings up Simba. Bloodthirsty Bob breeds Robin Bobbins, spots science stoners, and uulates like a legend. From Apple Cash to Trolley Wade again, yes!

It's time for Animal Noises. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show. Hello. Welcome to Distractable. You made the right choice. I want you to know that today, every decision you make is the right one because you started it with this podcast. Go forward into your life knowing that you have clairvoyance on your side. Clairovoyance? Clairovoyance. Spell it. Is that Sarah Noyances sister? That's so funny. I'm not gonna laugh at it. Thank you That's the best kind of funny. I was trying to the left, but I'm gonna give you at least a giggle

See you did pick the right episode We're up to a rip roaring start as my hosting episodes always are a riot of a time rip roaring Rip roaringly you rip your roar spell it. I loved rip roaringly! You rip your roar! Spell it! I love to rip roaringly in Men in Black. Whose brother is rip roaring? I don't know, he went from roaring to torn. Is that rip torn? Yeah, okay.

Maybe that was what joke you were going for, I guess. Okay, alright, I see. Wade got it, even though he only heard two of the five words I said. Dude, I got a problem. I'm not even multitasking, like I don't even have any distracting windows up, but I still can't pay attention How many windows of security you have open on your desktop right now? There are two windows that are open, but they're both on just the Google blank screen Well, I am hosting as I said in this episode is guaranteed to be hilarious because of that because I'm not participating in the games

These two guys are yay. I'm one of these two Yes, it's Bob and Wade. And more Wade and Bob, it doesn't have to be in that order. In a lot of ways, it would be Bob and Wade. Alphabetically, tallest to shortest, fattest to skinniest. Is this what you're looking for, Mark? This is great. I already said, because of clairvoyance,

this is an excellent choice of an episode, so we can't live that down. Every decision that you guys make is hilarious and earns points and Because of that what are you writing on? My paper, okay. It looks like you're holding like a paper bag at the grocery store with like celery sticking out So I just want to make sure now that beast that'd be dumb. Why would I do that? That's silly? I'm gonna give you a silly point because that's just silly. That's too silly I'm gonna give you a silly point because that's just silly. That's too silly. Is it a paper? What is that? It's my tome. It might be a brown paper bag. No, it's not a brown paper bag. It's not a seat. Oh, it's cardboard

Okay, it's like an Amazon box. Okay, there's no celery. It's like tape or something. Okay. No actually Okay, I hate this rule of physical writing man you'd be shocked at how little paper I have. I thought you were the man who liked journaling and writing your ideas down, and everything was physical because it was tangible. I left, I left, well, actually there's this digi- We're not sponsored by these people, but they make a digital, like, E Ink, write journal thing that I like. It's way overpriced, don't buy it. But it does replicate the sensation of writing the most accurately I've ever seen in a digital device. Like the iPad's nice

with its like stylus. The, you know, Samsung has their tablets with their pens and even phones. But the one I did get does it, but I left it in LA. So I don't have it. If you've ever tried this, it actually also replicates writing. I can't zoom in on it. No, you know what? That thing that I think I know what you're talking about in the world of writing is such a big deal that when I was in law school,

they were in like beta testing it and a guy came to our law school and was like, lawyers write all the time and don't you just hate writing on not paper? Look at this. And they had us like give them consumer feedback on the writing. It It's it's very expensive I'm blown away at how expensive that thing is. It is way overpriced. It is cool. Yeah, but it's so overpriced

That's why I'm not recommending it nor saying what it is if you want to get it But I'm not gonna help you and anyway, well actually I helped at the beginning so I've done all the help I need to do wait I'm gonna help you by segueing into an opportunity for you to win points by telling us about your life. I'm ready! Uh, life's good. We had our ducks cleaned yesterday, which I didn't know was kind of a thing you do, but I guess you're supposed to have your ducks cleaned.

Ours is part of like the HVAC replacement so it was free. Wasn't a problem. No house broke. Just a nice positive thing that might help my breathing a little bit. So we got some- What was cleaned cleaned air ducts Thank you. There's a T in that word ducks. Yeah, say it again ducks now say it in the sentence We had our air ducts cleaned. Yeah, see how do I see ducks? No, I guess I say it the same way We had our air ducts cleaned. We had our air ducts cleaned

Well, I don't know where that came from. That's not the part, that's not the thing that we're- We had our air ducts cleaned. Alright Wade, you must, I will give you so many points if you do that accent the entire episode. Okay, well we had our air ducts cleaned, and next thing I knew, my breathing was so bad, I can't do it man. Aww, I was about to write the point down, I was literally about to write it. I don't deserve it. I can't do it There's leaves on the trees. It's nice to go outside sitting on the porch is really nice I don't know. Just like just a good good vibes, you know, just good vibes. Nothing crazy going on

But good vibes. Do you have a rocking chair on your front porch a little table to sit some lemonade on? No, we do have Rocking chairs on the back. Well, I call them rocking chairs They're like those chairs that like have the cushions but they they turn but they also can rock a little bit No, we do have rocking chairs on the back. Well, I call them rocking chairs. They're like those chairs that have the cushions, but they turn, but they also can rock a little bit. A rocking chair? I think of rocking chairs like the sleigh bed wooden thing that like old lady in the... You don't have rocking chairs.

You just have chairs that rock. Beverly Hillbillies. I think of that. What are your thoughts when the children are playing but they keep going into your lawn Oh, they know better Do you have any sort of reputation for having stolen kids baseballs or? Murdered they murdered their dogs because they stuck onto your property and like that in your neighborhood. They don't make it that far What is that you kill them before they get on your property?

I see the dogs making a run for it and I'm like, don't do it. We have an understanding with them. Interesting, ominous. Okay. All right. Sounds like a casual fun summer. See, you have all this like you start your small talk very boring and then you give small snippets into the windows of intrigue that are your life. And I hope just someday to experience the full magnitude of that intrigue. Well, some things I gotta keep for myself, you know. You can come visit and experience it. I'm going to as soon as I'm done with this.

Nothing like hearing the snap of an alligator's jaw as a child crosses the lawn. Uh huh, uh huh, okay. Nature is so beautiful. The earth is healing. Alright right, that's great. Good. Bob, how's your life? Well, speaking of nature, we had a nest that was dormant over the winter, but then a robin came and moved into it on our back porch

and then laid three eggs. And we've been following the saga of the three little robin chicks who've been growing up in the nest on our back porch and they're gonna like fly away any day now. They're apparently up to like 10 to 14 days is kind of the window from when they hatch to when they try and leave the nest I guess, which seems crazy. But they're standing, they're looking big.

You can see when their head peek up over and mom feeds him. And even the dad is here Which I didn't know dad birds did that though the mom and the dad are around and they take turns like hanging out the nest And bring them food and stuff. They're less likely to join Batman I'd say then well you have to have parents for them to get murdered So plus aren't they more likely to become Robin anyway, I don't know his main origin story. I just know in like the movie. Because they're Robins.

Literally I said that they're Robins. They would definitely be Robins. Robins some banks. Now that you've got that sorted, I'm going to give Bob the honorary segue point. What? What? Oh, I didn't say my bit about the tickler.

See? He didn't tell his bit about the tickler. I had to stop him. Oh, never mind. I thought he was done. No, I think it was before we were recording or before the episode started anyway. I saw a thing about, have you guys ever heard of the movie, The Tickler? No. Should I look it up or not look it up? No, you can look it up. It's not a long story. This is from, I think a, an Eddie Burbank video, him and his brother did put out a video that the past week talking about, um, like movies and TV and stuff.

The tickler movie that I'm referencing is a movie from like the fifties. I think the tingler. Oh, the tingler. That might be it. That's a very different thing than the tickler. The tingler. Okay. It's equally dirty sounding.

The tingler was a movie where they put electric connections onto each seat in the auditorium where the movie was shown. And it would zap you when the tingler appeared on screen and the audience was encouraged to scream to scare away the tingler. And the marketing for this movie was like, it's guaranteed that the tingler and the marketing for this movie was like it's guaranteed that the tingler will make its way into your theater as you watch this movie you must scream as loud as you can to scare him away or he'll tingle you forever or something but like it just sounds like like the most hilarious 4d sci-fi movie experience from the 1950s or whatever it was, like time period, the heyday of the silver screen. It just is fucking hilarious.

Like, could you imagine someone trying to do that modernly where it's like, I mean, they have rides like that at like, you know, Disney and places where it's like a 4D experience, but just a movie where your seat like vibrates and they're like, scream, scream to make the little girl go back in the TV. Oh man, that's horrifying. I mean, that'd be a good way to give people to put their damn cell phones away and shut the fuck up. Whoa. Oh yeah. Add that to Wade's list of old man things. I don't know. It drives me nuts, dude. Bright phone screens.

Like they actually do drive me nuts during movies. It's always the bro right in front of me. Somehow they're like, dude, look at this girl respond. I'm like, I am trying so hard to watch this movie. Bro. It's part of the entertainment, man. You just got to enjoy it. I'll never forget. There was, uh, we went to the California Academy of, uh, science in San Francisco and they had like an Omnimax movie about like the origins of life and you know, like the way the evidence for how life evolved on earth and all these things sort of stuff like that.

And there was this dude who was so fucking stoned that he could not deal with what was happening on screen. It was an omnimax thing, right? So like it goes outside of your peripherals and it's just like you're just like flying through space and like, oh, maybe there was a microorganism on an asteroid and it's like whoosh asteroid anytime any movement happened on screen this dude was just like whoa oh whoa oh my god and like it was just him and he could the whole time he couldn't keep it together it was so funny that's great

Honestly, like someone getting such pure enjoyment out of it. I I don't mind that Yeah, that's different than like the dudes who are snickering and laughing while like some sad things happening on screen They're clearly talking about something completely unrelated. It's like oh my god, shut the fuck up. Why are you even at the movie? Well, anyway back to the segue point I might have to retract it because it's too far removed from the segue now. Stink bugs are making a comeback, beware! I've seen them. Are you just shooting for segues or what's-

Mark, back to you! Uh huh, okay, alright. No one gets the segue point. I thought we only made right decisions, what happened Mark? Nope, you made poor ones because you didn't listen to- you didn't choose this episode. You were obligated to be here. Oh, I mean mean you're right. My segway got shot to hell.

I don't even feel like doing it anymore. Segway! No, there's no segway. I don't remember what Bob originally talked about to make a segway, but it's gone. Yeah, it's pretty gone. Alright, here's my segway. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uh it's whatever you weed eat. Thank you. Can you identify what is making this sound? Yeah, it's whenever you weed eat and you hold it too close to the little stones in the garden while also getting the weeds They're real thick Incorrect Bob. Do you have any idea what the sound is? That is a flock of DJI Mavic minis

Attacking the person recording with their cell phone. Also wrong! You're both wrong! That's the game, we lost. It's, uh, the bees. That's right, Bob. Alright! NOT THE BEES! It is bees.

You get a point because you properly identified the animal that made the sound. Uh oh. You get one B point. I've been for another long day. Now Wade, you have a chance here. Cause there's a second point available. It's whoever can mimic the animal better than the other gets another point. And if no- and this also applies if no one can identify the animal.

It still applies. So there's points to be had. Okay. So now, Wade, imitate that sound. And this also applies if no one can identify the animal it still applies so there's points to be had good So now Wade imitate that sound That was pretty good I even think he got the duration correct Bob think you can do better Vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv on the ground after being stung. This is my voice man. Yeah, I was gonna say his kinda just sounded like Gollum pretending to be bees, but I guess it was still pretending to be bees. We learned when we were filming Wugs that sometimes I just devolve into Gollum.

It does make a lot of sense. So if you haven't guessed, this is the game we're playing. I have a bunch of animal sounds, and you guys are going to guess what these animals are for points, and then make up points if you didn't get it by imitating them. I get to sit and enjoy all of it. Good. I also have a story that relates to this in some way.

I just, it's a, it's a, actually not a story I experienced. It's a, it's an article that I'm stealing from someone else. I didn't make any of this. Don't, don't, you don't have to do that. Just a story, tell it. I was a little worried about identifying the animals, Mark, but I gotta say that making animal noises, I dated a girl in college who made me do the same thing, so I'm prepared for this.

Hm? Hm? Did she involuntarily make you make animal noises, or are you saying that she asked you to do a lot of imitations of animals? Well, I just made her up in my head and was like, that'd be funny to say out loud. What's the imaginary story? I'm here for it. Yeah, yeah. Sounds like a good imaginary story.

Oh, it was a pillow talk. Some women like back rubs before, some like donkey impressions. Is this like your Canadian supermodel girlfriend that was very definitely real probably? She was American, but she modeled internationally, international model, and she was real, is real. She just spends a lot of time in Canada,

and that's why she can't be here right now. I don't know where Canada came from. I never said Canada. I was just talking about this with Tyler and I was confused because he said, because we were reminiscing about putters, right? Or not putters, a village tavern. And he said, you met this model at putters. I did. See, that doesn't make sense to me. That doesn't make any sense to me. Why would that have occurred at putters of all places in Milford you expect an international model to be at

the putters in Milford let me tell you a secret her family lived in Milford oh and putters on a Friday and Saturday night had a bar you telling me you tell me you telling me all right well let him have this Mark. We don't need to take this away from him. I'm gonna invite you two over and just log on and show you that she exists. How are you gonna show that she exists? She has a Facebook account man, I think we're still friends. There's gonna be a bunch of advertisements from online ads for like whatever she models.

Just snipped out really sloppily in Photoshop like see she sent me these I'm gonna show you a scrapbook of like different people cut up and like put together like see here she is I don't know all of that. That's concerning Well anyway the article that I have here by Jessica Glenza of the Guardian that pertains to the thing I was just doing. Oh sure she can be real. Anyway, North Carolina child's monster in the closet was in fact fifty thousand bees in the wall Oh geez, that sounds like a lot of bees. I don't know if that's a lot of bees. That sounds like a lot of bees I think Molly linked me that article. I didn't read it cuz I saw that I was just like I'm good Don't need to know. I mean, it's just it it's- it's a fascinating read because it continues ongoing.

Family discovers terrifying gigantic bee colony in Wall of Home with blood-like honey oozing down wall. Ehh. I don't know why it was blood-like. I'll ask AI. Maybe they had a red wall so the honey like some of the red dye on the way out. It's possible or that they were like sampling some very red fruit, or some red flowers, or something like that. I'm not- Or they got their pollen from PEOPLE!

The color of honey primarily depends on the types of flowers from which the bees collect the nectar. Okie dokie. Well, there you go. Anyway, that is nothing to do with anything that we're talking about other than the first segue was about a B Do I need to repeat what the game we're playing is? I pretty much got it I think I'll get I'll get all the questions correct and Wade will make all the noises and it'll be a tie Well, Bob, I got a tough one for you. Okay, if you can identify this sound you could get a point

God I want to say this is some kind of arachnid no I'm gonna go with cow hard to believe you get a point all right Wade all right here we go here we go sorry I smegled again I know it's a complete accident guys wait, I totally forgot there was some other thing I was gonna do. Wade, is there any other thing that you think that animal could be that would be more convincing than the correct answer? Yeah, so after Tuesdays, whenever I usually do podcasts, stream, and then record, I sit in this chair for a long time. That's also the sound my knees make whenever I stand up after being here for 12 hours. That's incorrect! You don't know that

You're right. I don't if you can record that sound and it sounds exactly like this recording All right, well that was a tie because I think you both made the exact same sound and I don't know who did it better My first one was clearly the best. Yeah, if the if white gets credit for his first one, doesn't that mean that I win? I have no idea. Was that should Should we count that? That was the official... MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMM MMMMM MMMMM MMMMM MMM M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M It's me, Smigel. Uh, hey, is that my ring? Where did you find that? What is potatoes, precious? Gollum, how do we get to Mordor? Well, you take the four of five?

Follows me. If you reach the city of the damned, you've gone too far. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I'm a fowl, just a cow. All right Wade, you win. You've convinced me. That's a good cow impression right there. That's a cow fighter. This is fun to do. I don't wanna make a rule saying that, you know,

he can't win every time, but I think, you know. No, fair, fair is fair. Fair is fair. All right, Wade, are you ready for your next animal? Yeah, I can't wait Here we go Okay, I feel like that's a little bit more challenging than the cow I Can't help I feel like that's a little bit more challenging than the cow And I get marks stubbing his toe while falling down the flight of stairs

No, you know what that was that was Tyler six minutes into a hard laugh Because please Cuz- Please. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA This is a real animal. This is a real animal. I want to qualify. These are all animals, okay? Uh, this is- this is the European Jack Rabbit Pony. Uh, it sounds like a motorcycle. And whenever you ride it around you have to tilt its ear a little bit to make sure you're getting the full speed that is a pretty good guess but unfortunately that is not correct Bob what was your guess my my first guess was this is Tyler six minutes into a

really good laugh I also think it kind of sounds like a donkey who forgot how donkeys are supposed to sound is it it weird? My first thing I thought was Mark stubbing his toe while falling down a flight of stairs. Is that what the the second half is? Mark starts falling down the stairs. I'll hold your impressions because there's gonna be another point on the board. I want you guys to understand neither of you got what it was, but it's a camel. Oh. There's a lot of stairs in camel land god the Sun's top if I really go over this I feel like this is gonna physically hurt me you both just did it together

yeah that felt good did it I don't think looked, it didn't look like it felt good. Oh, no, it actually felt better than I thought it would. Okay, alright. Wait. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH rally car over here. That's what I hear, man. I can't tell which one of us did it better, but I feel we were both really close. You both did a great job. I think Bob did it just a little better. It was very close.

I'll give to redeem myself. Oh geez. All right. So Bob, yeah, you were, you were a camel better. I did go to a school whose mascot was a camel. Oh, Marlboro University. Almost. It was a North Carolina University.

It's Marlboro the one with the camel. No, it's camels. That's the one with the camel. No, that's right. It's the camel camel. That's right one with the cam. No, that's right. It's the camel Cigarette brand is is it camels? Back before he quit so it sets why their mascot was a camel then I Never put it together. I really thought I was correct. Oh, hey Marlboro's just the rent

I really thought I was correct. Oh, hey Marlboro's just the rents. It's just a cowboy guy Is it it's the the Marlboro man, right? Mr. Cowboy. Listen guys is a big-time smoker. I should know my stuff Which is fair, which is fair, you know I said total not related but like I remember because I've always said I'm nostalgic about the smell of cigarettes like for some reason I don't smoke I'm never going to smoke but the smell of cigarettes a lot of people find that appealing I Find a very few my dad also had a secret drawer And I bet you're thinking that this is where the cigarettes are it's not it was something even more valuable than cigarettes in there Socks and loose no how many socks how much load no camel bucks ooh? so every apparently every pack and this is not indicative of a good habit

because there were a lot in there, and every pack of cigarettes came with one little mini like Monopoly dollar of Camel Cents. I don't know what it meant, but I knew that if I opened that drawer, there were riches untold because it was, like it's a office drawer, it was half full. God damn.

He emptied it every day. No, I mean he, he smoked a lot and he was very loyal to that brand. He did quit at some point, just cold turkey straight up. Don't smoke everybody, it's bad for you. I always wondered what happened to that drawer of Camel Bucks. Anyway, this is gonna, wait,

this is gonna seem like it's unfair. Yeah, sure. I can't wait for a cat meowing, man. Let's see here. This is after we eat Taco Bell. Diarrhea. That was definitely a lion's roar. You are correct.

That was a lion, which is very funny way that you said a cat's meowing. This is all that like, we can't win the episode where I get fucking camel. He gets cow and lion No, I was saying I was literally saying like it wasn't that's not what it is No, it's cool. It's cool. I have a lot of points on my comb I can't wait for the African skeet beetle to be my next noise. Is that real? I have no fucking idea, man That's the kind of animal you're- The African skeet beetle? What's it? It's attracted to jizz?

What is a skeet beetle? Hey, wait, I'll give you another point. If you can do an impression of the African skeet beetle. Holy shit. I didn't know you could beatbox. What the fuck? You wanna do an impression? Me? Of the lion or of the African skeet beetle? I don't know you could beat box. What the fuck you want to you want to do an impression me of the of the light or

Of the african skeet beetle. I don't know who anything. Give me a come on. I'm ready to give a point It was gonna be I just did what I thought that's what? Call me crazy Mark only anybody anybody not Anybody! Not you! The way you are with words, apparently Mark is with animal impressions. He only catches every other one. It's like, man, nice job! Anyone want to do an impression now?

Alright Wade, but here's your that was a bonus point. So you're welcome. And you got it, it's here. Can you do a lion? Rawr. Do I have to do the underbelly growl? No, that was your attempt. What are you talking about? Yeah, well, I've definitely got this one.

Hang on. Wait for it. For those not watching, Bob has his ass to the microphone. Well, that's pretty good though, right? For those not watching, Bob has his ass to the microphone. Hahahaha! Hahahaha! Well that's pretty good though, right? That's pretty close. I got another lion impression. I wanna be a mighty king so enemies be with.

Keep going, keep going. I can't sing much more of this song because I've got no hair. Alright, that's enough. Bob, I don't think I can give you the point for that one. Oh, but he took mine. I was just gonna do the silly roar, cuz I- how do you make lion sounds? I don't know. That's what happens when you get to go first, Bob. You get the easy animals, I get the easy noises. I even cut him off with his dumb first try, and it was still better than your fart in the microphone trick. Uh, that was a growl. That's how- that's how growling works. To be fair, it's better than the growl. I could have probably pulled him wait you got the point for the lion well done alright wait your sound is coming up next

Open your ears You know this one, Wayne? I know this one. What the fuck? Yeah, dude, I've got one toilet just keeps clogging and the plunger doesn't quite form the seals when you're trying to clean it out. It just keeps making that noise. I'm going to say a bore. You know, that's a pretty good guess, but it's not correct. That's a hippopotamus.

It's not. And if I heard this sound blind I would think that too cuz I'm like what the hell else could that be? Yeah, cuz I'm an idiot It's not a bore. Everyone knows a bore sound like I said your guess was a good guess wait No, did you just not hear that? I said that's a good guess I did but then you're like Bob his guess was good You're but your guess is what everyone would think even the animal throws that it should be a hippo. God, Bob, I love you!

You want another chance, Wade? I'll give you a guess. Guess boar. Aw, you know what? Pig. No. Oh. Pug. No, that's not what it is.

Now unless, unless Lyxian's playing a prank on me, that's apparently a koala. What? No, you're right. Never would have got there. I just searched on YouTube for Lyxian Markiplier prank. He's live right now, and that's not a koala. Yeah. No! All right, but it is a koala, unfortunately. Now who amongst you, any of the three of of you who can do a better impression? Huh, is there a third person? I thought I thought I saw another I thought another person in here. Where are they gone? Anyway of you however many they are who can do a better koala. I Feel like this one's definitely gonna hurt. Yeah, I know our way you go first great

Should just go on rink. All right, Bob, would you like to give it a stab? Oh sure that looks really fun. It looks like... Eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eee It like did an inner thing. That part of my throat doesn't exist. Yeah. I'm gonna give the point to me because I did a better impression than both of you. You just did gorilla dude. You did shitty gorilla. Well that's better than your coughing human. I don't think so.

I tried to access the actual part of your vocal box that would do it. You're just like. Is that your me impression? So I tried to access the actual part of your vocal box that would do it. You're just like I'll give you a mark impression point Bob let me get you an easy one. Yeah, give me give me dog or something. All right, it may be difficult It may be difficult. All right, hold on Maybe difficult. Alright, hold on. AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Is the whole thing one animal? Yeah, no, that's goats. That's what goats sound like. I got that one.

That's a goat, yeah. Holy shit. I have to do an impression now, is that right? You could also abstain if you don't want to. No, no, it's okay. Alright. BLEEEE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ No, you might be able to get this. Yeah. Yeah, I'm, um, one more time for posterity. Being an ancient human must have been terrifying if you were surrounded by these kinds of

noise all the time. How scary are humans if you're hunting things that sound like this. **Demonic sounds** Um... Deer? No. **Demonic sounds** No, that's not gonna get me anymore. You got your- you're out of golem points.

And honestly, you're on thin ice. Oh no. And you- you keep giving me attitude. I'm gonna give you- I'm gonna give you a hard one. Bob, my beloved. My sweet summertime- **Laughter** I'm gonna give you I'm gonna give you a hard one Bob my beloved my sweet summer All right, what do you have any idea what that is bub?

I'm gonna stick with it. I think that's a hippopotamus. No, but again excellent guess incredible guess. Thanks fantastic guess beautiful No, it's a sea lion. Oh Do I forgot how many sea lions we have in Ohio. Well, if you ever went anywhere, it's not feeling good. Let's take a breather, Len. Let's- let's kick back. Relax. What about an intermission? Oh, is that an ad break? What if I get an animal that probably isn't going to be painful to imitate? Well, you should probably pick a really easy one, like dog, because it's Bob's turn.

Yeah, it's my turn. No, that would hurt the voice even though my finger was over I'm not even lying. My thumb is hovering a millimeter above dog. Wait, how about camel koala sea lion? Bob, do you know what sound a cow makes? We all have different strengths, okay? Well, I don't even know what this says cuz the file name is too long So whoever's going first, this is the sound Is it me first? Yes you Bob I'm gonna go with sheep We go in my impression dude?

I don't care who you give the point, it's gonna be the fucking next animal Ahh Fine, no one's gonna do an impression on that one No one's gonna do an impression, it's fine Look, Wade, it's fair I know it doesn't seem this way Does it feel fair? Or look fair?

Or seem fair? I'm just gonna go ahead and throw it out there, North Korea jumping spider. I that's gotta be what the noise is. I bet it's fantastic but I got you. I got you. What noise does that make just like a doing? But in Korean of course. How do you say doing in Korean Mark? Doing. I'll just leave that one to you. Oh come on, Wade. Come on, buddy. Get there. A pig.

Yeah! I was really hoping you'd be like, what kind of pig? Ah, the pre-slaughtered kind. Well, yes, but I'm sad now. Can you imitate it with that sick beat? I don't know. How do you make that sound? I'm like a pig with a sinus infection. Alright, that was a good attempt. Wade.

What's up, what's up man? Was that your impression or were you just having a time? Both. Oink. I think you get it, Wade. I think, Wade, you got it. You got both the pig and the impression. Congratulations, Wade. it, Wade. I think Wade, you got it. You got both the pig and the impression. Congratulations, Wade. Thanks, man. I appreciate the pity noise after. Okay, well, I can't win with you. Do you want it fair? Do you want it easy? What do you

want? Huh? I'm going to tub. Give him something more interesting than fucking sheep or cow. What do you want? What do you want for him? You gave me sea lion, dude See you like you preface it with a way. Do you probably know this one? Well, you didn't get either cuz no one knows the fuck a sea lion sounds like bar. Okay. Okay. We got this though We got this. Okay. I'm gonna give Bob one is gonna be really tough. Okay I don't know if anyone can guess what that is do you know what that is wait It's a swinging gate Bob very obviously it's a swinging gate that needs some wd-40. That's so close. We're guessing animals That's a that's a donkey That's crazy I

Literally sorting up by random and I'm just picking. Okay, I gotta do the impression. No, you know what? You don't even get the impression. You don't even get the impression. I'm not even gonna let you do an impression. All right, I'll do the impression. Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier. Sorry, I was being an ass.

Ha. Ha! I got you, dude. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm gonna end it right here early before we even get to the good stuff I want a beatbox of that fucking pig noise man. I'm gonna listen to that. Can you send me that sound file? You'll never have a chance again because I'm deleting this episode clearly I was off to a wrong start by saying this was the right choice of an episode It was the wrong choice and after I tabulate the points in this episode I'm gonna end it right here early before we even get to the good stuff I'm gonna end it right here early off to a wrong start by saying this was the right choice of an episode

It was the wrong choice and after I tabulate the points this episode is gonna be gone. I probably not so Bob You got a point for Sarah voyance the animal. Oh, no, you didn't get the animal segue. I have to take that away I don't I don't want to correct you on giving me points But I believe I said Sarah annoyance because clairvoyant They're not they're in-laws or something. Do you want the point or not? Do you do you want the point whatever you wrote down is correct mark good choice? All right Well, I already took away the animal segue point, you know I don't think you want me to take away too many more give it back to them the animal segue point

Oh, yeah And then I got oh whoa Wait for that got be cow. Can you clarify? Oh, whoa, please? Oh Thank you, thank you For a second my handwriting so bad. I thought this said Hitler laugh. It says Tyler laughs I'm sure he'll love that you can play it in with Hitler. No, I mistook my writing for that No one could possibly associate those two. And anyway, camel good, lion, goat, and sheep.

Wade, you got a silly point, because you were a silly little scoundrel this episode. You were such a scamp. You got a point for they know better. They don't make it that far. All the kids in the alligators, yeah. Oh, yeah, that's right. You were the bee.

You were the cow. You got the skeigators, yeah. Oh yeah, that's right. You were the bee, you were the cow, you got the skeet beetle, lion, me, you got both the me point and the ass point, which was also me, you were a goat, you were a sea lion, you didn't guess a goddamn thing, except pig. I mean, I guessed a lot of things, they were just wrong. Now see, how was, you know, I feel like you weren't only getting hard ones but how how even I

looking back this seems unfair that you wouldn't have guessed anything. Was it unfair? Was it actually unfair? I think it was fine I don't see any problems. I think Wade's just complaining. You know I'm just gonna take my lumps we got through the game I said what I had to say at this point I just want to hear the scores. And Bob, you- you- you were left with 10 points. Wade, you were left with 11 points! Because you were that good at impressions, and you made me laugh with the ass point, which could have gone the other way.

I could have subtracted it, but you clinched it with making me laugh. So, today's winner, the champion of animals, the king of the jungle, the... Something else. Bald Tarzan. The what? The bald Tarzan, no, I like that, that's good. Oh yeah, that's good, that's good.

Wade, you win! Woo! That makes me feel like saying it was unfair against Wade somehow just rings less true given the outcome again also given that you literally at the end told mark to give me a bonus point that I didn't even earn well you did but then like he took it away cuz we kept talking yeah but like you had you had mark give me more points on your own behalf and it still wasn't enough I just didn't want any like if

you were gonna win if I was gonna win I just wanted all the points on the field you know all the points were on the field and I congratulate you for that I have I felt like you were beating me the whole time I think I felt like you were winning but maybe the difference was I did a lot of the impression points and we just Didn't guess a few of the animals. Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's true Yeah, sometimes animals were not guessed cuz every animal that we got right other than pig you got right But I guess we didn't guess koala and we didn't guess I think it's sea lion Yeah, sea lion koala. Yeah, Bob. You got the bees cow lion goat and sheep So a lot of farm animals, you know your farm. Well, I do have a toddler now, so you love farm animal practice

the lion goes The ones I got to guess first were not farm animals typically they were sea lion, koala. You're really hung up on that sea lion like I feel like that's not too crazy. Okay what about this? What about this Wade? Yeah. That's uh Wade when he steps on a Lego. I was gonna say my mom whenever I told her I would do my chores in a minute.

Now that that's in my head you know what that did kind of sound like? Sounds like a low quality recording of a thwomp in the wild. It's like if the the witch from Banjo Kazooie was doing a thwomp impression. That's pretty good. Pretty good. I will not tell you what this is. I'll leave it up for the subreddit to figure out what this is. I agree. I'm glad we all agreed on not answering your question there. So that you guys could play along.

For those not watching, I gestured with my hand at you and looked at you. But not at you, because you're not watching. Interesting. Remember I said that was C-line, that was a two, that was C-line two. Here's C-line one. Maybe this would have been easier. Big maybe, but the Joker once he like was getting over COVID locked in a room with echoes. All right, sure. All right. Well, congratulations, guys. Thank you for playing my fun, fun game and for making this

truly the episode of choice. I think I'm going to win the podcast listeners choice awards for best host ever and most handsome host. And I can't wait to get slimed Thank you. You would you like a winner speech? I was wondering if we were gonna get a platform to say anything or you know what mark very fair episode I appreciate that knowing that I was a master impressionist I feel like Bob was given a disadvantage which is why you gave him things such as dog cat none of those came up Anyway, ultimately, you know, regardless of fairness

It was fun. It was a fun idea It was fun to execute and my throat will be paying for it for the next two or three days But you know, that's my own choice to try to go all out with So, thank you killing it I appreciate you bringing your a game every every week that we're here Well every twice a week every bi week that we're here. Well, every- twice a week. Every bi-week that we're here. You know, this podcast is bi-weekly, maybe? I don't know what that means for sure. Semi-weekly? Bi-weekly? It's di-weekly.

D'ah, frick. Every week our podcast goes both ways. I almost said, Wade, your loser speech, just out of habit. Alright, well, thank you guys. It was a- Everything felt really fair right up to the point where I lost somehow and I realized Retroactively that none of it was fair at all You know I just would love to see the subreddit come to my defense for how unfairly I am treated on this show and

You know, so go go get them kids. That's fair. That's very fair that it's unfair very fair of you to say that I'm very fair for all of you to have stuck around listening all this time. Suck it, watchers. You didn't get anything this round. Ha ha, we love the listeners. We love the listeners. I'm trying to offset like the apparent favoritism that we have for like viewers. Oh, they were doing the we love the company. We love the listeners. The listeners. The listeners The listeners Keep us alive But the watches are still our favorite

Shhh shhh I really made this whole episode As like a I wanna throw a bone to pure listening So that no one has to try to even look at their phone God but the visual gags were so funny Yeah go back and watch it again For those that just listened Really pump up those numbers, we gotta get numbers up. Where are we in the rankings?

Nah, not that outside as we used to be top 50 down bottom 50 It's cuz we haven't been playing any games together Probably and we haven't done any video game tier list episodes in a while. Mmm. That's good Well, you have to wait for the next episode for when Wade does both of those ideas Thank you so much for listening and watching. Have a good day. Be sure to follow the podcast for more episodes. We do do two a week if you didn't know that. And also we have merch. If you go to Distractable Store.

Yeah. Not so easy is it? See, it's not so easy to remember. I can take away your win. Can I? I can't. I don't think I can at this point. No.

We did the company retreat bylaws. What if I piss myself? I'm in a tub. I could do that. That is like the best place you could ever piss yourself on purpose. Imagine the host pissing themselves to take the wind back. The host again.

That's a power move, dude. I wanted Bob to win. Have a good day. Be sure to listen to this five more times because it's the best choice you'll ever make today. Podcast out.