Distractible - Bob's Fridge (Part 2)
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Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractable.
This episode, Mushy Mark dips his well-hung wick, then finds the new apple in his eye.
Winjee Wade as Palpatine suggests steed seed and propounds paleontology.
Barbecue Ink Bob likes his sauce on boobies, breaks his basement fridge,
and the frustration flares, then marvels at Metmo and marbles. From the
mother tongue to buying ass. Yeeeahhh. It's time for Bob's Fridge Part 2. Now sit back
and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
I'm writing a decorative distractible score score at the top with all your colors. I'm trying to hey, what's up guys?
I'm not looking at the camera because I don't care about the viewers
Yeah, the solicitors that really earn my art you're not looking at them either
I'm looking in their souls, and I don't like what I'm seeing
Why you gotta come back to the viewers the grass is greener where you can see grass The ass is greener on the other side. He's right about that
Distractable is a show that you need. It's not the show you deserve. It's a show you get we have destroyed all other
Podcasts were the only one left. I'm sorry and you're welcome. I am your host today because that's how it works
My name is Markiplier.
I judge things, these guys things.
The things that they bring me, I'm going to judge
and then I'm gonna put them on my non-branded,
I'm not talking about it, I'm just very happy to have it.
Score sheet, digital score sheet.
That against the rules.
I'm remembering a bylaw that might've been-
Theoretically, it gets the rules,
but I want you to enjoy things,
so I'm not gonna put up a fight. I either unless I lose if we lose oh this is officially a red flag uh moment
so if you guys remember by the end of the episode whoever loses has a very legitimate red flag to
throw but I think E Ink does qualify as physical because it's physically like etch a sketching to
the top I will give you this if you start calling it ink.
Mark just grabs a real piece of paper like nevermind.
I'm getting the points out here.
No, I mean, that's true.
That's fair.
It requires electricity,
but once it's done been electrified,
then it is written physically.
It's pretty much counts.
I don't know how it remembers each time,
but I guess it's just all instructions for the whatever magnets are happening there
Yeah, it must just like save whatever the last screen was and then in the ink goes back where it's supposed to go
It really freaks out about the color, but I think that's got to be a very particular process to do that
Not sponsored by this thing. That's why I didn't say what the name of it was
But if you pay me many many dollars, I will say the name of this out loud and happily too.
That's good marketing.
I don't know if they have any left
because I get about 19 ads for that thing
on my Instagram every single day.
It's like the only ad I get on Instagram.
They really think I need to take a lot of E-ink notes.
You'll cave.
I mean, I always do.
Like I'm not buying stuff that I see repeatedly
on the internet, please.
Oh, you mean, I-ink.
Wade, I'm giving you minus one.
Okay, what do I say?
E-ink!
Is that better?
Keep trying, keep vamping.
Explore that, really get in there.
Or in like Spanish, A-ink?
A-ink?
Because E is pronounced A and I is pronounced E,
so A-ink.
Sometimes E's are pronounced A's in English too.
I don't care about English.
I would have given you points if you said that in Spanish right then and there, that would have been- that would have been worth something,
but as it is now, that's not worth any points.
No care de los ingles.
No. Bad.
Myropa. Uh, uh, Myropa.
Change-o Myropa.
Okay, that's a very personal story you're bringing up.
It's a personal story you've told like twice on the podcast.
I'll tell it again.
So here I was, barbecue sauce on my ice cream.
Aw.
Yeah, I prefer barbecue sauce on the titties.
Anyway, I saw this headline.
This is not going into small talk worthy episode.
I just saw it.
Trump's NATO pick used to work for company offering a quote
Masculine toilet for well endowed men and I know you good news guys
I know we've all suffered the problem dick so huge just literally dunks in the water every time you are standing to pee
When it sits down, you know, it could get lost in the drinks. Yeah, it's so big. It has its own sitting posture
It's really dangerous if you accidentally bump the flusher while you're sitting down,
tell you what. Yeah, I had to modify a
garden hose crank wheel to wheel it all back up and now I don't have to fear for that on the toilet. Something about
scroto-rooter. You guys ever put it in and then flush it just get a flush chop. Just to feel something?
Just a flush chop. Call feel something call the plumber
be like there's something clogging my pipes it's me i know why you've had all those water problems
why do you think i got the power flush well you don't have to worry about that anymore i think
this toilet was already for sale actually probably the company's shutting down because he's gonna
gonna go work for NATO now.
I'm glad NATO's getting access to masculine toilets.
Sounds like the kind of toilet where it's designed
for in case your drunk is too big,
but also every time you sit on it,
it makes a fake splashing noise
just so that anyone with an earshot
knows your penis slashing the water in the toilet
because that's how big it is.
My secret splash button.
They sit down, a voice goes like,
Whoa there big guy, let me dance for you.
I don't know if I have a big enough toilet for you.
It's got a whole soundboard to make sure every time you're in the bathroom,
it's masculine enough.
It's actually a toilet seat cover as well.
You take it with you in the airport bathroom so everyone knows.
Watch out, big dude, come through.
Okay, enough of that. That's all.
Small talk. How you guys doing? Or big talk.
I need to talk about refrigerators.
Oh shit.
I feel like I should get mine out quickly before that happens. I can't- I can't follow him up on this.
I thought you were just gonna say I don't have anything at all. What do you have?
You've got gold. You're saying I'm gold.
We'll see about that.
Ice. Oh no. I'm. We'll see about that. I s- oh no.
I'm not supposed to use this mug.
Why not?
This is Avery's mug.
Well good thing there's no video evidence of you betraying that trust.
Let me just, A-Mark, can you hold it up again real quick?
Let me just...
Alright, how many points is this blackmail worth?
I'm gonna just blow this mug up.
I've seen you already take several drinks
from that you carried it all the way to your office did you sincerely just
realize that it's- I just realized it because I pulled it straight out of the
dishwasher and flipped it around and I was in such a hurry to like okay I need
coffee I need to get in here I only looked at it right now. She's not gonna be like mad or anything but it's just-
I mean you just when you're done
Just go wash it and stick it back in the where it goes and it'll be fine. That's why I'm not allowed to use
I don't know if I want any more of this particular small talk. We're going down a lane
I don't know if I could come back from I appreciate your honesty, sir
Do you treat it like a pan it gets more seasoned the more coffee goes in without wash?
Oh, of course.
Yeah, you gotta season it with like old cream.
Mm, you gotta season your coffee cups.
It's time for Bob's Fridge Part Two,
which will be the name of this episode,
whether or not I actually have a topic, yeah.
Ah, two weeks ago, we live in Ohio,
which means we have a basement fridge. And two weeks ago, we live in Ohio, which means we have a basement fridge.
And two weeks ago, our basement fridge, Mandy, I think Mandy went to get ice cream and she
grabbed it.
You know, ice cream is hard when it's frozen.
She literally grabbed it.
It was like slosh, squish.
It weren't cold no more.
The freezer was more of a refrigerator and the refrigerator was just a very small room
in the basement.
So we were like, ah, let's get a new fridge.
Damn it.
Because we had Thanksgiving coming up.
This was two weeks ago.
So we got time.
We got time.
We'll go and we'll pick one out.
And we were like, oh, you know what?
We have some complaints about our upstairs, our main fridge,
and our kitchen.
It's fine.
But there are a couple of things we wish were different.
What if instead of getting just like a cheapo one for the basement,
what if we get ourselves the one we were dreaming of
for the kitchen and then move the kitchen one downstairs,
that'll be fine.
Great move, great move, yeah.
Turns out the one we actually want was really expensive.
And we looked at it and we were kind of like,
ooh, how badly do we want that?
Turns out you can buy refrigerators that have been returned.
We found an open box refrigerator
that was over a thousand dollars off. It was almost half price of what the fancy like top of the line
bougie ridiculous you know unnecessarily cool fridge was and we were like oh that.
It had a dent it was from San Francisco right someone's side yard?
that. It had a dent. It was from San Francisco, right? Someone's side yard.
It had a dent on the back and it was listed. It had like a couple of dents where you couldn't see him and it was like, Oh,
and it doesn't come with documentation. And I was like, I don't read those.
Anyway, that's fine.
That's just less shit that will be piled in that one cabinet where I put all the
manuals I've never read for all the things we own. But anyway, we're like,
well, this is just a bargain and it works.
And we looked and it was documented as working.
And we asked the guy and he was like, yeah, it's out here.
It works.
Should work.
Don't worry about that.
And we were like, we won't.
And so we ordered it to be delivered last Friday.
And it was.
Oh, there's a thing that happened before that.
So refrigerators, we're moving them.
Turns out when people deliver refrigerators, they don't move ones up and down and all over the fuck so we
have to pay guys to come before we got the new one to switch the broken one to
the upstairs whatever if you ever design a kitchen you have to design the opening
of the kitchen so that it's as wide as a refrigerator is can I just say that I
didn't even think I measured doors well I Mandy thought to do this Mandy measured doors. We measured hallways
We measured everywhere. We were like, yeah all these places where a fridge might not whatever and we measured and that just fit
I never once imagined I should measure the kitchen that the fridge was in to see if it would fit
So me and the two guys we hired had to physically pick up the entire fridge and carry it beneath the lights
But above the countertop and between the wall like it fit exact
it was like a like a 3d puzzle it fit in one orientation at one height and
We still scratched the absolute fuck out of the corner of the wall
And I'm gonna have to go ahead and repaint that but I was helping and honestly those guys were
really chill they did a great job and they were very helpful the first fridge
comes and this whole time Mandy and I are like oh my god fucking fridge
delivery we didn't get it from Lowe's tell you that much and spoiler alert
we're not getting any more from this new place either ever for the rest of our
lives you're on a fridge blacklist man.
Literally I'm running out of places to buy fridges from.
But so the whole time leading up to the fridge we were like there's no way it's going to
go wrong right?
Like they can't mess it up.
They have to bring it in the door and go 20 feet.
The kitchen's right there.
They couldn't possibly fuck up the delivery.
Aside from the fact that apparently they deliver fridges before God himself wakes up.
It actually did go fine.
I knew it would happen, but when you order, we ordered the fridge and they were like,
okay, well we don't know what time until like the day before the Sunni message, but your
delivery window is between 7 a.m. and 7 p.m.
So of course our fridge was delivered at 6.30am!
Because why the fuck wouldn't it be?
I wouldn't be so mad if that was the only time I had to wake up before 6.30am for a
refrigerator.
But we'll get to that.
Anyway, we're dreading this.
It happens and the guys are actually awesome.
They take the old one, no problemo.
They bring the new one in.
Nothing in the house is destroyed. The fridge is not dented or... it's great! It
takes literally 20 minutes between when they got there and I opened the door and
they're like, okay sir, looks like it's all set up and they leave. And I just
look around, I'm like, okay, we did it! Great! The fridge is on. You can feel it's like cold
air is coming out. It's
like, yeah. Oh my God. Okay. And literally like I shouldn't have unclenched because I
internally I was like, we didn't happen again. We've made it. You know how the one fridge
we had wouldn't get cold no more. Yeah. Must've gave its disease to the new one as they pass
going out the door because it was an open
box fridge, but it was literally like a brand new fridge that someone had delivered and
then returned. I'm going to guess cause it didn't work, but they had it look brand new.
Like it had tape from the factory on it, but literally plugged in got cold and like he
was getting cold and getting cold. But then it reached a point where it stopped. And we're
like, that feels kind of like a fridge in a freezer. And I was like, I have thermometers and the other one in the base,
we'll get some thermometers. And I like put them in there and they have like zones on the thermometer
and one of them says, not safe. And the other one says, refrigerator. And the needle got right into
the bottom quarter of that not safe and then stayed right there and literally for 36 straight hours
it was like okay don't open the fridge give it a fighting chance let it cool down okay
it's been a couple hours open the fridge the thermometer is still right there like is it
broken is it what if we move them around what we bought digital fridge thermometers wireless
fridge thermometers so we could monitor the temperature without having to open it because
if you open it lets all the coldness out.
Two straight days of fucking obsessively just being like,
what temperature is it now?
Oh, that's not cold enough.
There was like a slow march down the path of sadness
because in the beginning we're like,
well, it's only been six hours.
It's only been like 10 hours, 12 hours.
Maybe it just needs more taste.
It's like an energy efficient fridge.
Maybe it takes, it's only been 30 hours. How long do an energy efficient fridge. Maybe it takes it's only been 30 hours
How long do fridges take to get cold? It's only been two days. Maybe it needs like a week
How long do we let this go on for we give up hope right? We got this from Best Buy
I'm just gonna throw that out there
This is from Best Buy this experience because we were like not Lowe's Best Buy don't buy their fridges
Anyway, I call and I'm like, this is gonna this happening.
It's happening again. And I call and I expect the guy to just be like, Oh, I call and the
guy's like, Oh man, no, that's really terrible, sir. No, look. Yeah, no. Well, let's set up
an exchange. I think we can have a fridge out to you in the next couple days, which
will still be before Thanksgiving, which was supposed to be today, this morning at God's hour.
And he was great.
And the whole time, I asked him like a dozen times, I was like, okay, and you're just going
to send us a brand new one, right?
And we'll have to pay the price difference because we pay the steep discount on this
one.
Don't even care.
We'll get the brand new one that way.
And we know it'll work.
And he was like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I got it all set up.
They'll be fine. Blah, blah, blah.
All of this happens.
I get it all sorted out and the sense of dread fades away for about two days.
The fridge still isn't working.
Turns out it doesn't need four days to get cold.
It just isn't going to get cold.
Why didn't you turn the thermostat of the house down to the fridge temperature?
That way it would cool the fridge from the outside.
He's got a point. That is true.
Maybe we didn't give that first fridge its fighting chance, but they were going to just give us a brand new one. And
we're like, good, because Thanksgiving is coming. And in a couple of days, we're going
to have 14 people at our house expecting to eat mountains of food from which I got out
of the refrigerator probably is the plan. So it's all good. And today is the day they
were supposed to come take the broken one and give us the brand new one. And it's all good and today is the day they were supposed to come take the broken one and give
us the brand new one and it's fucking 6 30 in the morning again right right inside our window of 7
a.m. to 7 p.m. they call before that and then they show up and then they get to the door and i'm like
yes all right hey what's up and the guy's like all right so we're taking away a fridge today right
and i look at him and i'm like yep and putting the new one in right he looks does that thing where he's like and immediately sense of dread floods back in like the dam
is broken and I am washed away in an eternal river of sadness fuck and he looks right at
me and he's like no we're just taking it So it's, there's like another truck or something. And he could tell I was immediately just on the verge of screaming.
And I think just to avoid me getting mad at him, he was like, Oh yeah, no, they do that.
They're probably different truck, not us truck. We'll just take the fridge and be out of here.
And I was like, okay, well, I mean, I should probably call and check on that. Do you have a number I could call? And he gives me the number and I call.
And while they're taking the fridge, I'm like on the phone with the customer support people,
getting increasingly enraged. And the conclusion from the phone people is, oh, no, sir, we just
have a return on the books for you today. We're just taking that back and we're going to just issue you a refund, right?
And I was like, no.
In fact, very explicitly no.
Is there a recording of my phone call that I had for several hours with that gentleman
who promised me a new fridge?
And apparently there is, and apparently the recording and some information was sent to
some manager somewhere who's not going to do a fucking thing about it. While I'm on the phone and this is happening
and I'm literally like I had to get out like my my disapproving parent voice
like I literally at one point she was like yeah I don't think there's anything
we can do you know but I don't think we can get you a fridge before
Thanksgiving I would say just go back to the store and do like a new order and I
was like that is unacceptable this is is not an outcome that works for us.
Thanksgiving, you know Thanksgiving?
You remember?
Food, fridge, company, all that shit.
And she was like, oh yeah, I've got lots of food
in my fridge at home waiting for my company to come in.
I was like, yeah, yeah, no, I know, unfamiliar.
And like, I didn't actually scream at that lady because it wasn't her fault explicitly,
but man, was she completely useless. And while this is all happening, the delivery guys are
like slowly quietly sneaking the fridge out the door to eat and they have it all loaded
up on the truck and I'm still on the phone. And at one point he comes in and he's like,
sir, do you want to talk to you? And I'm like, and she just starts talking and I'm like,
hang on, talk on the phone. And they're like in the act of trying to sneak away
like the Lowe's delivery guys did
without what, when I come out the door,
cause I'm finally free, I'm like, what did you,
what's up, what did you want?
And he's like, sir, I just wanted to make sure
that you know this was not our fault.
At which point I was like, man,
you should have really just snuck away and not
said a fucking word, huh?
I don't know.
I've worked at resin restaurants and I get it that you don't want people to be mad at
you.
Every fucking step of the way, the guys who were at the house this morning were like,
Oh man, we don't have a fridge.
Not our fault.
We don't load the truck.
We're sorry about that, But we didn't do it.
Shut up. I don't think it's your fault. But you're the one who's here representing the fault.
So and I didn't even yell at them. I just got so quiet that I think I scared them away again,
like I did with the first guys. Anyway, they left before seven. They were gone.
The shadows at noon noon that's fucking something
I don't know like the shadows that Gandalf chased away when he came at the light of the first dawn sure the two towers
You remember when he came down the hill?
They looked to the east on the light of the third day and there he was gone like my hair at 28 and
Pippin was like do they have a fridge with them?
Fucking don't got no fridges anywhere. Anyway, they're gone. You know, out of fridge, the guy, the,
the, the, the chancellor, whatever the chaplain, the guy on the throne eating his tomatoes.
So where do you think you got them from Palpatine Palpatine when he was eating tomatoes on the Death Star. VADER! I prefer them fried!
I remember, I remember that movie very explicitly.
I'll have a Waldorf salad.
Yeah, no, I love those movies. That's a great franchise.
Young Skywalker, after lunch. The beacons of gondor lit
writers of rowan
Will answer the call
Is that smota? I don't have Yoda. Okay, just I'm just trying to play along but I thought that was smegle and Yoda is like one
smegota
My precious you are Guests arrive in under 48 hours, 14 people arrive in under 48 hours and right now our kitchen has an empty hole in it and the best I could get was an answering machine at the actual Best Buy where we bought this from, which I will say was a lot of my experience previously. It's like an outlet, which is not a thing that's very common, but it's like a Best
Buy outlet store, so they don't have a full staff.
It's they don't always answer the phone.
They're they're always kind of short staff.
But is it possible that it's just like a cardboard cut out of a Best Buy in front
of this warehouse that will fall over and it's not really part of Best Buy?
And then what? It's a Lowe's.
Worst buy.
It's only an okay buy.
They got me.
Oh, that was the other thing.
The one thing about the guy on the phone, he was great.
But after a while, I talked to him and I was like,
yeah, it's broken.
And it's, you know, we need to fix that.
We need an exchange.
They tried to charge us for delivery after all of that.
And I was like, please come fix,
like either fix or take this broken ass fridge.
And he was like, okay, and that'll be 120 bucks
for a delivery and disposal of a fridge.
And I was like, uh, try again?
And he thought about it for a second
and he didn't even say anything.
He was like, oh yeah, can you hold a sec?
I'm gonna go talk to my manager.
But otherwise he was great.
But they tried to charge us for delivery
for the fucking fridge.
That'd be fair, they gotta deliver another one, man.
Well, imagine if they charged me for delivery to not deliver anything this morning at my house.
The thing is, it's not over. I'm still living with the sword hanging over my head because
when we found a place, a local place, not a big box place, that had the fridge that we want,
and they could deliver it for a relatively expensive fee, but for still
actually a really good deal on the fridge overall.
They could deliver it tomorrow, the Wednesday before Thanksgiving.
So we got another podcast episode tomorrow then.
I still have an empty hole and we might have a fridge, but also we don't.
And I have, I literally just don't even have hope that it's going to happen.
Like we left that store and I was like,
better find the next store
we're gonna try and buy a fridge from.
There's no way these guys are gonna come through.
Like fucking.
Some question, basement fridge probably can't hold
what you needed to hold.
We are like very stocked.
Like the freezer probably couldn't hold another anything.
And the fridge is like very full.
It's one of those where everyone,
people show up on Thanksgiving, at least in our family,
everyone's gonna show up with like a dish that they brought right?
Like you're gonna bring and they're gonna be like, oh stick this in the fridge and it's like
But also it means to cook anything. I'm about to have to cook a whole shitload of food
I have to go up and down to the basement, which is very first world problem
But it's just like an extra pain in the ass, right? I'm cooking food for 14 people
It's not a thing I do a lot. Well, 16, Molinare coming too.
I need an advice, but.
But anyway, this was not nearly the hilarious calamity
that the first time was.
But why the fuck can't I just buy a fridge?
If the one comes tomorrow and it's good,
that's gonna be the fourth fridge
that I've bought in eight years.
That's way too many!
Toilets and plumbing plumbing you fridges mark
fuck you I guess I don't know but oh man you could have gotten the Segway
point you were so close you were so close can't believe you didn't get that
oh oh you're gonna chuck it over it's gonna be so perfect yes yes oh tell me
what I should have said I'll say it to get the point anything that I have been
buying a lot of any single thing that I was- I've been doing a lot of lately.
Uh...
Glauber salt.
No, not lately, man.
Anyway, Bob, that was great.
I wanna know, the customer service when the fridge didn't work, did he go,
Oh no, or did he go,
Oh no!
That's terrible!
No, I didn't get Bill Hader on the phone when I called.
That he was, he seemed sincere, but he might have just been a good actor.
Cause I'm thinking if it was a fan and they knew you, they're like,
content potential. Oh my.
Oh yeah, we'll get you a fridge, alright.
Anyway.
Best Buy and I are off forever now, which is sad you a fridge, all right. Anyway.
Best Buy and I are off forever now,
which is sad, because I used to like Best Buy.
That was one of my favorite places to go.
I'm done.
It also could be, and I'm probably gonna head off
a lot of people on the subreddit,
there's a thing about refrigerators.
When that new one was installed,
did they have to turn it sideways
and get it up over all the counters and stuff?
No, that's the thing.
Yeah, because I know refrigerant has to like settle
and when you buy like mini fridges and stuff,
you have to like set them upright
and let them settle for like 24 hours
before you turn them on.
No, this fridge was shipped upright.
It went upright straight in our big wide front door
and then there's literally like an eight foot wide path
all the way straight to where it went.
So there was no shenanigans.
And the one we did have to do acrobatics with works fine.
Worked immediately.
Didn't even think about that when we did that.
Eight foot path.
So you have what, like six side yards now?
How rich are you?
That's all inside, baby.
I live in Ohio.
We got everything.
You said Ohioans have basement fridge.
I think a lot of Ohioans also have garage fridge.
If we had a big enough garage,
I would rather have a garage fridge,
but we don't know that kind of garage
I have the strongest urge to dig into the ground to make a basement. I
Yearn for a basement. It's they're not out here. Isn't that bad in California to have basements
See, I don't know if that's true because like earthquakes are an issue
But at the same time if you got a house on the ground, why can't you have a house below the ground as well?
I'm like, yeah, I've always wondered,
there must be a way to construct a basement
that would still be earthquake certified or whatever.
Maybe it's more expensive, I don't know, but.
There's that tunnel lady, right?
And her only issue was that she publicized it
and made videos of it.
If I just start digging, who's gonna know?
Nobody.
Yeah, apparently it's trying to maintain
the structural integrity of houses
while you have basements with an earthquake.
And also apparently a lot of the reasons
basements are a thing in colder states
is to have pipes and stuff down there
to limit their exposure to freezing,
which you don't have to worry about.
You're in a basement right now, aren't you?
I am.
We both are.
Damn, God, I wish I had a basement.
I've got no windows, just dirt and walls. I have no windows, just ghosts. Did you ever figure out what
that was? I did figure out what that was actually. So I can't see it from here, but so I'm in, I'm on
like the basement's divided with like a half wall, so I'm kind of in a part of the basement, but on
the other side of the basement is like the normal basement stuff it's like there's some couches there's a tv there's
a fridge the only fridge for whatever reason the tv had turned itself on to a photo slideshow so
and it was doing this thing where it was like sliding them around in a grid so it literally
was the reflection of people in pictures from across the entire basement
moving back and forth and just getting caught randomly on this corner of the reflective TV thing behind me.
But I stood up, I can't see that at all from my entire office
because I stood up during that episode and looked and didn't put together TV slideshow pictures.
Alright, well mystery solved. I mean it's ghosts! Ghost. All right, well, mystery solved.
I mean, it's ghosts.
Ghosts, good, good, good.
So we're gonna move on to the meat of the episode
and let Wade you get something else.
I got green tiles for my second Hanabi set.
Westchester Toys guy has been very nice to me.
You're a very great guy.
Shout out Westchester Toys again,
because now I've got two Hanabi sets and extra blues
I'm gonna play so bad you guys wanna play some Hanabi? We're kind of doing something here
Can you play that over the internet? Could we do an episode where we just play Hanabi?
Tabletop Sim might have it. Yeah that's true they might. So the reason that there was a potential
segue point is because I was going to give anything for like anything that I've been buying a lot of
and or having problems with. Lens.
Could have been, but it's too late now.
A segue.
This is either gonna be Bob's Fridge Part Two
or it's going to be called Hyperfixation Station.
I've got sad, sad news guys.
I am out of hyperfixations.
Ooh.
I've been able to keep up a chain of focus
on random things that I go way too deep into for almost a year
And a half now, but right now I don't need to buy any more lenses
My render farm is working all the computer parts that I've got actually go together
Minus some errors here and there but honestly the actual obsession that I had for it has kind of gone away
Cameras I got the camera I need I don't need an upgrade for many years, you know, computer stuff.
Yeah, I got a few issues, but I'm running them into the ground anyway, so it's like I'm going for it.
I have nothing in my life that I can fixate upon.
So I need to turn to my friends to come up with potential future hyper fixations
that I am going to become enamored with, that I will become obsessive with, I will spend thousands of dollars upon,
I will talk to you guys endlessly about this, this is your chance to kind of guide the next six months of my life, maybe one, maybe a few weeks, maybe a couple days.
I don't, not sure, guide it in a way that you can accept what I'm talking about and what that obsession is. The person who I pick the obsession of or listing out
will get points for that.
And I'm going to let you think about it
because I have never had to pee so bad in my life.
I might become obsessed about peeing.
Okay.
Product, physical, action, exercise, masturbation, drugs,
alcohol, could be anything.
I'm going to die.
I have to go with that.
All right, all right, all right.
Well, we both know the correct answer is horse semen,
but we can't give him that one.
Imagine if we could get him into that though.
Imagine horrible delivery service with horse semen.
Like, ah, I got defective horse semen.
You know, hell of a story.
How do you know it's defective?
That's a question for the, for him, I guess.
It's not really for use like that, I don't know.
I don't know. All right, so what's the worst thing that we can agree upon that he has to
start collecting I want him to start to collect Heely's I have no idea why but
just to become really hyper focused on Heely's give me really bad for me
already broken ankle with normal shoes blocking a dog imagine with Heely's
this is fucking different cast every week breaks don't work well wait maybe
we were doing this wrong what would we like to hear about?
Oh, that's true. Hey, man
Um, listen, you can't make handshake deals cuz I'm the judge and whatever you did. I I hereby
revocably revert do it
Ah, you got us mark we didn't make any handshake deals mark. All right, that's good. I like that
I like that then why were you so suspicious when I came back? I wasn't I literally said oh hello or whatever
I said I was just that's how I greet people and I'm always suspicious. It's good. He's bald
But it's time for hyper fixation. Hold on timeout. What the fuck happened with the pregnancy thing, man
Why oh why?
Everywhere no, that's it. So let's address that yeah, my mailman's like congrats on the pregnancy. What the fuck's happening, dude?
I don't even know so there I was I was doing a I'm back stream and there I was talking about you know
I said like yeah, I'll have something to say at the end, some fun stuff
But anyway, so my uncle passed away and yada yada
I was talking about that and then chat was just like you're pregnant male pregnancy pregnant
And I'm still talking about like ignore for a little bit and I'm and it just catches on and I'm like, yeah
I was real sad, you know, but you know taking care of a family and being there was good
pregnancy pregnant I told them that like all right anybody who's into M Preg is cringe and I called them out on that I was like da da da and that didn't stop him and so I was
Basically like hey, I heard that you congrats on their pregnancy. I said like no no no not me. It's Wade
So it was annoying you and you couldn't stop it.
So you deflected it to us.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I was talking about a very personal thing
and they wouldn't stop talking about pregnancy.
So I diverted them.
I diverted the flow.
Oh, we've all lost uncles, man.
But this, world didn't stop for mine a year ago.
Look at this, I needed to, I Tai Chi'd it away.
And look, you can Tai Chi it to someone else someone else. Yeah. No, it's not me
Yeah, now we're and impreg friends. It's gotten worse. Look, it's just the way it is
If they want to be cringe, you got to just point the cringe somewhere else people come to my twitch stream the first time
Chatter and all of it is like Wade pregnant Bob Mark daddy's Tyler
daddy Ethan daddy what I'm hearing is your friend sent you a lot of viewers to
your twitch stream and you're just moaning about it and complaining I don't
want those little shits why don't you want to why don't you want to black less
pregnant Wade you got an announcement coming that you don't want to be able to
talk about what you doing look I might be not as in shape as I used to be, but it's not cause of a baby bump.
Okay, what is it about?
A foodie bump.
He's just lying, he's covering.
So you're into feeding. I get it.
Is that Vore? No, that's whenever someone's inside of you.
He's into Vore, you heard it.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Vore Preg?
Mmm.
I hear Mark. Guys, next Mark stream, make sure you let him know.
Man, you have lost so many points.
You know what? You lost points for me too. Wait till I host next if I ever win again.
Well anyway, alright. Back to the topic at hand.
Oh yeah, we gotta help you with shit.
Now that Wade's lost himself another point.
We're here.
Oh, eat my ass. Take another!
I don't know what to do. I mean, I...
Oh, hurt me. I want you to hurt me. You want to know I'm really into
Okay, we'll get to it later. I'll hold off on that Wade. You've gone first enough. We're gonna let Bob take a turn
All right my turn. All right. All right. I have one I can't let go because it's ridiculous
They're just expensive. Are you familiar with met mo metal Metal in motion, I think is what that stands for.
Metmo.
It's a company that makes finely machined metal kerjiggers.
They make pens, a screwdriver type thing.
The things that they make that I'm interested in the most
is they make these like fidget toys
where it's like such a precisely machined piece of metal.
It's just two pieces of metal.
One fits inside the other, but it's like almost an airtight seal.
The one I really like is called the piston, which is I think one of their new ones.
And it's literally just a piece of metal that slides into another piece of metal, but it's
like airtight.
Like literally it's like there's a spring in there, but it's just air pressure.
Their stuff is ridiculously expensive for what it is.
Because it's just you could buy like a $2 fidget spinner to get a similar type of fidgety enjoyment.
But there's just something about like a perfectly machined piece of brass with the
knurling and the it just looked so satisfying.
And they only have a small roster of products,
but even the one, they make one that's just like a pen
that has like threads on it.
So you can, it just looks so cool.
It looks so cool.
I just wanna see how satisfying that is.
Okay, this is a great start.
The way you're being crushed, this is awesome.
The cool thing that this reminds me of
is like water cooling.
The fun thing about water cooling parts
is that there's so many little different parts
that also go into different little things.
I would love a larger ecosystem with this,
but I do love this.
I've never heard of this at all and I'm shocked,
but this is super cool.
I don't have no concept of how big this company is,
but it's a company in the UK.
It's just, I can't let it go. I stare at their website and I'm like, ah, is, but it's a company in the UK. It's just, I can't let it go.
I stare at their website and I'm like,
ah, oh, but it's expensive.
Oh, but I want to see, I need to see what that's like.
God.
God, yeah, the tool bundle alone,
just two tools, like a wrench and a screwdriver, $262.
Oh.
The pen is like 120 bucks.
Oh.
The cube one is $320.
It's a steel cube that has two inserts.
Like this is why I don't have one, but also I just can't stop staring at it.
320. Did you say that already?
$320 for the Mark III steel metmo cube.
They literally do limited drops
and sell out every single time.
They never have stock, they sell all of them.
Engineering of that precision is very difficult to do.
So I do understand the level of precision
that that has to fit into each other.
And they definitely don't carve it out of the same thing.
They carve it from two separate sources
then carve it into each other. So you need that precision twice because if you carve it out of the same thing. They carve it from two separate sources, then carve it into each other.
So you need that precision twice, because if you if you cut it out of the thing
that it's in, even with a laser, you know, a blade away too much
so that it wouldn't fit like that.
You have to machine it from the cube and then you have to machine the two parts
and you have to machine the holes.
It's difficult to do, not impossible, but yeah, it's even then
it shouldn't be that expensive.
It definitely shouldn't be.
The cube is specifically is made using some technique
called advanced wire ADM,
which I don't know what the fuck that is.
Some kind of electronic dance music.
Yeah, that's it.
But apparently it requires a lot of something
that costs an insane amount of money
because it's just so fucking expensive.
But anyway, that's an interesting one.
Cause I feel like that's one where it's like
a lot of hyper fixations.
It's like, oh, there's a lot of stuff to buy.
There's like little bits.
And so you buy like little chunks here
or you find a little thing.
This is one for me where it's like,
I don't know if I'm ever going to buy one,
but I still, I like, there's a new,
when there's a new video that comes out
on someone playing with a thing, I'm like, oh, I gotta see.
I gotta see, I gotta see what that looks like.
I like a great that looks like.
I like it, great start.
Wade, young me is so excited for this.
I don't know if you care much about it, but I hope you do.
How about collecting dinosaur bones
and building your own fucking dinosaurs in your house, man?
You collect them bone by bone,
it's legal to buy and sell from private collections
that are legally obtained.
You could just have a fucking T-Rex or a skull in your background and be like, that's not paper mache
It's an actual fucking dinosaur because you know what's cooler than metal being sculpted mother nature a billion years ago
Which is not exactly when dinosaurs were here. But like, you know, you get dinosaur bones
You can actually have real dinosaur bones. How cool is that? It's not a direction
I would have ever thought of. How cool is that? It's not a direction I would have ever thought of, so originality is definitely there.
I'm not sure how much it costs, but you know, do they have refurbished dinosaur bones?
I mean, there are a couple of different places. There's a place called fossilera.com.
I've done no venting.
Venting? Vetting.
I've done no venting or vetting of these sites, so I have no idea the legitimacy or anything else,
but there's some ethical questions apparently about this, which I'm not sure.
Oh, ethics.
That's not hyper fixation concern.
And you'd be displaying them like,
you're a content creator, right?
That would be right behind you.
I just want the rush.
They're not for display.
It's just for me.
I want the rush of it.
Originally the start with,
I found where a place where you get like a T-Rex tooth.
I was like, oh, that's cool.
Then I was like, well, if you can have a T-Rex tooth,
you have like more of a T-Rex?
And apparently the answer is yes.
Okay, you can get on this website, you can get an articulated hadrosaur caudal vertebrae from Montana,
a fossil iguanodon dinosaur sacrum. You can get the sacrum of a dinosaur.
It's like Exodia, man. You can get the whole set and build one.
And when you get the whole set, it comes to life and it'll destroy your enemies.
Yeah, no, you can get a sauropod metacarpal hand bone,
which is 14 inches long.
Good Lord, Tyrannosaur phalanx bone, wow.
This is the real deal, you can definitely get it.
Oh, okay, this is a very good suggestion
because it goes deep, it's something very niche and
It would be entirely for my own personal gain and I wouldn't share it with anybody
Did I would have loved as a kid to have access to real dinosaur bones to be so cool?
All right. I mean one of these is gonna be my next hyper fixation. So this is this is a this is a good
This is a good option. I do have to say though. it's a lot of teeth, a lot of vertebrae.
Don't blame me, blame God.
Alright.
I didn't design the body, man. You want it to be a hyper fixation? It'll last while you get all those teeth.
Alright, well thank you. That's a great suggestion.
What better defense from like, people breaking into your server farm than a T-Rex guarding it, you know?
A pristine serrated Tyrannosaurus tooth is the most expensive item on this, which it has a video to prove it.
$17,000.
For just the tooth?
Just one pristine three-inch tooth.
God dang.
Alright everyone, we're going up to five distractable episodes a day for the next three years.
I mean, the sacrum costs $5,000 dollars so the butt bone of this thing
I don't think my ass has worked that much put it up for auction
How much would you pay for our asses a good question to ask oh yes
The viewers the listener the viewer specifically fuck the listeners listeners aren't allowed
This is a viewer only auction if you're gonna view our ass you gotta pay for it or wait
No
If you're not gonna view our listeners may bid on the right to hear our ass
But they may not bid on the right to see it. They're separate rights very separate
it's just like this is like mineral rights and oil rights and
It's complicated wouldn't understand a single vertebrae can cost anywhere between
755
Probably lower than that to 1,345.
Collecting the whole set's gonna be tough.
I'm sure it's not as easy, and I don't think it's easy,
but I'm sure it's not this simple.
You know what it sounds like to me?
Is there's good business
in making really accurate replica fossils.
I mean, is that your suggestion for hyperfixation?
How to con?
Ooh, look, who really gets hurt?
They get to own the bones of the creature they love,
I guess, or whatever that is.
And you just make a little money off of a person
who was gonna spend that money anyway.
And, you know, so what if it's just paper mache
and a little watercolors, same difference.
They get the same enjoyment as long as they believe it's real.
Unrelated note, did you guys know that I've got the Mona Lisa in my house
and apparently Mona Lisa is spelled with two S's in Lisa?
I didn't find that out until I bought it.
Oh, you got the Mona Lisa?
Yeah.
Now, the Mona Lucy is the most valuable one.
How many NFTs can we make that are just Mona Lisa puns?
I want to I want to risk a one that's called the Mona Lisa.
I got the Moana Lisa, the- the Hawaiian version.
I got a Jar Jar one, it's the Mona Weesa.
I want a Simpsons themed one that's called the Mo in Lisa.
I got one that's actually just the background only, it's uh- No Mo Lisa.
I got one that's uh- wearing a hat and got a beard called the Gnome Lisa.
I've got one that's just a girl cutting to the front of the line called the gnome Lisa
I got one that's as a Time Lord and it's the chrono Lisa
I'm not gonna give any more Lisa's
Okay, then that's it
I guess that's how many we can make
Okay, but Bob what's your official new hyper fixation for me? I've got just the thing for you It's not expensive like the ones we've been talking about
It's still it's still it probably for what it is
It probably is a little pricey, but it's very cool come with me on this one. I'm ready
marbles
Not just marbles mark. Have you seen?
Marbula one I
Have and I was hoping you were gonna go there because I actually know what you're talking to do
Marble yellow one is one of my favorite YouTube series
YouTube.com slash gels marble runs
I think is that's the people who originate and make because their content gets stolen everywhere
and put on tick tock and everywhere in the world. But I
think this is the place it comes from. They have a bunch of
different series, but the Marbula One series is by far my
favorite. They have teams, they have cheering sections, they
have different raceways, they do the number of things that you
could do with just collecting different types of marble runs
and then putting them together in different configurations.
And then the way they produce the con,
they have like action shots.
They'll have like a camera around a corner.
And as the leaders are coming, they do the old like,
meow, the old Neil deGrasse Tyson.
It's just a meme of just Neil deGrasse Tyson.
He's giving an interview and he's answering some question
about, but he just goes, meow. And it's like, it's just a meme of just Neil deGrasse Tyson. He's giving an interview and he's answering some question about, but he just goes,
Meow.
And it's like, it's just a meme that gets used a lot.
No, I do know about this.
And I know there's a lot of knockoff ones,
but they have announcers like calling them.
They have trackers of all the things.
They're really well produced
and they're captivating to watch.
It's kind of like the subway surfers in the side of content,
but it's subway surfers itself.
Me and Amy, we've watched it before and we've been like, Green's gonna win.
No way. Striped Red has it all the way. Really entertaining.
I really appreciate the crowd.
They have shots of the crowds and the different fan sections and they actually stop motion animate them.
And if you look like each marble in the crowd is moved slightly,
so like it's a real they're cheering and the signs go up and down.
I just, every time I watch those, I'll get in rabbit holes
where I'll watch just like a bunch all at once.
And I'm like, I could probably buy some stuff.
I could probably have my own Marbula One, my own world.
I think they 3D print some of these raceways.
I'm looking at the latest videos
and I noticed some of the obstacles are really interesting.
They're like little.
I think they do because they make, they like make new ones and update them.
And I don't think they're all like production things.
I think that they, they sort of craft their own little world.
So is my hyper fixation getting into like making a competitor marble run?
Well, I think it starts with investing in buying some entry level stuff, but it leads to a room filled with two dozen 3D printers
constantly pumping out your new concept
for your newest marble run customization obstacle
that you're like, it leads down a lot of sort of
ancillary fixation paths.
It does.
I won't give you points for all those accessories just yet,
but that is a clever strategy to get me down those paths.
I'm gonna definitely
Mar-bula-one. No, I can't give you all a 3d printing. Wade, steal 3d printing right from him.
I mean, this is maybe close but not quite 3d printing cuz I'm not gonna do that. He's literally offering you points.
Nope, not taking them. Not taking the bait. It's a trick.
I know better. Not falling for that one.
He got it. Aw man, I thought I had you. Wait, I thought I had you.
Mark, have you heard of BattleBots?
I have.
Did you know you can sometimes find and buy BattleBots?
Like after they've been in the battle, kind of crushed up?
Who do you think he is? William Osmond?
You're saying I'm like William Osmond? Listen, I've got
Hypershock as seen on TV for sale almost a fourth of its normal price now only
69,999
99. Was Hypershock any good? Dunno, but you can get it for 70,000 instead of 225
Right now except for it's sold out, but when it gets you can collect
Battlebots. Wait. All right. Okay. Wait, where was this battle bot for sale?
I found links to old listings that have expired like on eBay and such but people sell battle bots
It's it's something did it win think I watched I don't know anything about battle bots I
Ooh, it's something. Did it win? You think I watched? I don't know anything about BattleBots.
I don't see a lot about it winning, but it has some interesting stories.
Oh man, it's on sale too. Down from $225,806. That's a steal.
I found different Reddit threads and other things where people have been trying to help each other find them and stuff.
So there's a community of people helping others find them. Seems like they're always in the 10 grand plus price range
But like, you know, these are true warriors. You're right. Hey, I mean this is one I could it
It's definitely an interesting hyper fixation because it taps into like my engineering side. I want to build them tinker with them
There's a lot to do battle them. All right. No, I'll count that. All right
with them there's a lot to do battle them all right no I'll count that all right Bob are you gonna fall for the 3d printing trap? Listen Mark I don't know
if you've seen this device that I have sitting behind me in my room here
they're the 3d printer? Whoa shit! I don't know if you're familiar but that is a 3d printer you know what you can 3d
print mark? Anything you can imagine.
Water cooling components?
Almost definitely.
Marble runs for Morbula 1?
Definitely.
Dinosaur bones?
Oh, 100%.
Battle bot parts?
Yes.
You know, in all honesty, 3D printing is probably
something I will become hyperfixated on in the future.
It seems like a thing you'd really enjoy
I have a 3d printer Amy uses it a lot more than I do
It's currently broken because it clogged up like I it's it's the one that bamboo lab sent me
That I begged for basically and I was like, please send me one and they did and it's great
But it's like a pre Kickstarter version of it. It's not even like the production one
So they've made modifications to the print head,
like they've reinforced it and upgraded it
and they sell an upgrade kit and I have it.
I just haven't actually taken the time to go do it.
So new head breaks printer.
I'm nodding as if I understand the reference.
I don't actually, but I'm like, yeah.
You don't know the vine of no head
and the guy like throws his phone
and breaks his skateboard in half?
We should know it because Wade exclusively made that reference for quite a long time.
I know what you're talking about.
But yes, 3D printing and especially because I haven't checked in on the latest advancements
in 3D printing.
So there probably is a whole new world.
That's some crazy stuff.
It's definitely getting more and more intense and we all, I think we all know that like
the future of manufacturing probably lies in 3D printing advances because there's certain
things that you can do with 3D printing that you just cannot do with normal like reductive
processes instead of an additive process.
So it's like it's very, it's very, very interesting.
3D, I'll give you the 3D printing.
I don't know a lot about the tech, but I do know my current favorite form of 3D printing
is carbon powder center printing.
Basically there's a bed of like carbon fiber dust,
and then a laser fires into it
and centers it one layer of dust at a time.
And that's how it 3D prints.
And you end up with a 3D printed carbon fiber part.
It's cool as fuck because you could just have anything you want made out of carbon fiber and
that's not an easy thing to get with traditional carbon fiber like laying and epoxying and stuff
type methods. That actually is something that I would really like because it does coincide
with a lot of things that I want to do.
I bet they're probably crazy expensive. I think the last time I checked in those
centering machines are like start at a hundred thousand dollars.
It's insanely expensive still very like cutting edge industrial.
They don't make a bamboo labs home center.
No, I don't think so. And it's like bamboo labs and things like it say they can do the carbon fiber like deposition printing
But it's not the same. It's it's very difficult clogs all the time and like well
I think you still end up with different material properties at the end, right?
It doesn't the sintering is almost like you end up with like forged carbon as opposed to like layered not even woven
Anyway, I don't know the details. I just, I like it because it's cool stuff.
Honestly, this might be the one that I do obsess about
because it seems pretty cool.
And there's a lot of people in it as a hobby
and as like a future of yada yada, but you know,
it was right there, Wade, you had it.
It's okay, I got a better one.
You ever look around online, you just see something like,
oh, that's really cool.
I wish I had that.
Have you heard of 2D printing printing you get a printer and paper all right all right okay go on go on it's even one less d
so it's more convenient oh oh that's true you know what i think they really have mastered 2d
printing at this point i thought about going the trading card route uh but what about mark i don't
know but you have this famous phrase from back in the day. Where's the blacksmith?
What if you were the blacksmith get a forge melt down some metals fucking hammer away some fucking swords and shit
My brother did that for a while. It actually does seem kind of fun
Actually though you might be onto something because that's the original 3D printing if you think about
it.
And the 3D printer is right up here and right in here.
And what do I love to do?
I love hidden things.
I like heat.
I don't like heat actually, but I love air conditioning.
If I have it when I'm working on the heat, it'll feel even better because of the I'm
hot and then I'm like, ah, the relief.
It's like a sauna.
You go, you go in and out when you, yeah.
I'm not going to lie.
I've thought about that before.
When I was a teenager, I once, my dad built muzzleloader rifles.
So he worked with someone that had like a garage blacksmithing setup.
He forged the barrels and like had a big drill press to like bore out the long barrels for
muzzleloader rifles and like had some woodworking things.
I loved that workshop.
I think everyone yearns for the garage workshop.
I don't know about blacksmithing, but Amy has like a big kiln and those things are get up to like
basically blacksmith forge temperatures.
And so the idea of having that in your garage and or in a workshop that you have is not crazy.
It's it's not crazy.
And it's really actually kind of cool. The idea of just
like being able to do that shit, working with metal and the same thing with 3d printing is like
the big barrier of accessibility, like being able to make things out of metal, having a big CNC
machine, you know, having metal 3d printers and stuff like that. They're huge barriers to entry
forging metal in general is still like a crazy-
We were just watching a video the other night about this big metal fabrication factory and
smelter in Korea and watching all the stuff. There was some crazy shit.
I thought it was like they were opening up a portal to hell because they were at the big thing,
they put all the scrap metal in, they light the furnace, and then they start sticking this massive
like telephone pole-sized pillar in it,
and it's like shooting light as if there is a portal, like, Stargate Atlantis opened up inside there,
and it's just like, the ceiling is just
BWAH BWAH BWAH BWAH BWAH BWAH
It was insane, the amount of energy that goes into it. You couldn't have that in your- in your home.
But, blacksmithing, I'm gonna put it on there, I'm- that's a good one.
And I think we're gonna close with that suggestion.
My future hyperfixation is in this list. I have Vorpreg on here, but that's a that's
that's a minus point. It's still on there. If we're spinning a wheel that has to be on
the wheel and 2d printers use ink not ink. Bobby got points for Bob's Fridge Part 2,
Big Fridge Sale, God's Hour, Metmo, Marbula 1, and 3D printing. You got points for all those. Wade, you got points for Flushjob,
Westchester Hanabi, fucking dinosaurs not falling for it points, Battlebot, and blacksmithing.
So if you count up just the additive points, you're neck and neck. Yes! However,
Wade, you lost a point for Ankh, you lost a point for Ink,
you lost a point for Vorpreg.
Even though that's on the list of hyper fixation, that is um...
Which he might choose. I feel like if he chooses it, you should get that point back.
I should, yeah. I'll give a bonus point to one I pick, and if you've been to the score...
I don't know if that's gonna...
Don't call it a comeback, baby.
Yeah, let's see. Alright, so we got Met metmo I don't think that has the depth required. So I'm checking that out warp reg. I'm just gonna
Whoa, whoa, it was on the list. You can't just choose mark. You need a wheel. Oh am I putting did I say that?
No, you did not say that wait, just trying to start harvest a win out of an absolute tragedy right now
to start harvest a win out of an absolute tragedy right now alright let me let me let me put his alright I'll put a wheel on it
oh boy okay well
alright okay
that plus one point will make all the difference for me
Wade loses by over double score
WHEEL
alright so I'm gonna share the wheel here and this will be my hyperfixation from here on till forever
I know which one I'm really really hoping for This will be my hyper fixation from here on till forever.
I know which one I'm really, really hoping for.
All right. Are you ready? Here we go. Please.
Oh, the most expensive one.
Battlebot! Well, 3D printing depending on how far you go.
Yeah, they all could be pretty expensive
I gotta admit I am extremely not
Excited about battle bots. Yeah me either
Respend hold on
Fucking cool. All right
All right, well it's the second one you have to choose it you'll get one video that's the episode
Oh, I agree. Thank you everyone. This is the only condition under which I will accept Wade winning. All right
Well, even though technically I picked two of Wade's things
So he gets a point for each one I picked that still doesn't put you up ahead Wade. That's okay, man
Just promise me you won't share any of your new passions with I'm gonna be talking about my passion in every episode small talk from here on out. You're welcome everybody
Thank you, Wade, but congratulations Bob by one point you have eeked out the win
Wade what's how do you feel about this loss? I feel like this was unjust
I should have gotten extra points for I ink and eek
I should have won by double digits, but you know what? That's okay
The real winner is you Mark because you have a great new passion you get to enjoy and I'm excited for you in your future endeavors
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I can't wait to Google this and the real loser is Bob's Thanksgiving meal
That's true. Yep. All of his guests are the real loser
Look the fridge is gonna come tomorrow. Nothing bad can happen. Third fridge is the charm.
Well, it takes 60 hours to cool.
So you can be able to use it in time.
It's gonna be nude on Thanksgiving.
And I would be like,
maybe fridges are supposed to be 48 degrees inside.
Maybe I think wrong things about fridges.
This must be how fridge.
You bought the refrigerator.
You need the refridgerator.
Nah, this is the new food safety standard.
It's still pretty safe.
All right, Bob, what's your winner speech?
Oh, I was really honestly hoping
it would be Marbula 1, just because I enjoy that very much.
And I was hoping the next time,
like I come over to your house,
you'd have like a whole room that's just like marble runs,
and we could just do that instead of whatever
Probably I was coming over to do like film a podcast or something We just do so feel free to do that and also there's a relatively decent chance
I might do that because James would probably enjoy it as much or more than I do no marble one in this house
But we'll see I just someday. I just hope to have access to some of that. It's just exciting
It's an exciting future. That is an exciting future real quick about that'll see. I just, someday I just hope to have access to some of that. It's just exciting. It's an exciting future.
That is an exciting future.
Real quick about that, growing up, I don't know,
I've not seen more marbula ones,
so I don't know exactly what it entails,
but my family had like a custom made wooden
like marble block set where you could like build
your own track to send marbles and stuff down.
That's really cool.
I don't know if we still have it or not,
but we had like a bag of marbles
and we just had this big box of like wooden blocks with holes in them
And you could just build the marble thing and some of them were like open so you could see the marble go through
Some of them were fully sealed. So it's like tunnels. That sounds really cool. It was really awesome. That's good to know
Thank you everybody and thank you for your suggestions
Bob and Wade the luck of the dice has dictated my future but hey, you know, it'll turn over in a few months
I'll be over whatever that is and then I'll be on to the next thing and I've got a list of things to be on
Do next in all honesty is probably gonna be 3d printing because now that you reminded me about it, Bob
I'm looking up the new advancements and I'm like
There's really cool home resin printers now that you can do lots and lots and lots of stuff and then you cure them in UV
And then they're they're basically, you know, solid as steel.
John, by the way, John, he is obsessed with like metal centering.
He's like yearns for the day, but those I think are a little too...
Oh, they're pricey and dangerous because the metal powder, if you breathe it in, you're gonna get lung death. It's very bad.
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