Distractible - Cake Or AI Too

Episode Date: April 15, 2024

Still technologically impaired Wade guesses which random descriptions are real vs artificially made. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractable. This episode, bridly, body-blasting Bob bludges his buddies and louse his midnight leaves. Monumental Mark, the sexy sovereign, claims the right of first night and doubles down on desserts and killer carrots. Worrying Wade slaps on STDs, picks on pageants, sings Disney, and knows his podcast names. From toilet troubles to mathematical mayhem. Yes, it's time for Cake or AI 2. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

Hello, everyone. Welcome back to another episode of Distractable. I'm not the host and this intro isn't real. Thanks for doing the intro, Wade. I appreciate that. I'm not Bob and I'm not the host today. But as per last episode, we're continuing what we were doing last time. Bob and not I will or Mark and not Bob. Oh, you're doing great. AI. No AI. Small talk. Yeah, if you didn't literally this is I think the first time we've ever done this.

I can't remember. I cannot remember a continuation. Aside from the weird episodes, but those were sort of like sarcastic subsequent parts and not like actual related subsequent parts. Well, and I didn't get to host my part two and part three. You guys took my topic, ran with it and threw it in my face. That's true. That's true. It was much better than this will be. So this will be AI or Cake part two.

If you didn't watch the first one, you literally should probably go watch it because it's a continuation. But in Shocking Revelation, I'm wearing different pants than when we cut recording on the last episode. And despite the fact that we barely, any time has passed at all, something horrible happened between these episodes to me.

That involved the changing of pants. That involved changing my pants. My toilet is leaking again for the fourth time. Are you still on about that? I'm so tired of you and your toilet problems. Hey, when I talk about my toilets leaking for the next year, then that's totally deserved. I've not even been here a year to have my radon mitigation bother you that much. Whatever you guys were about to move into that house was when you started with the radon mitigation, okay?

I don't think that's true. Yeah, because you had to have it installed, didn't you? No. You didn't have like a radon desk before you got the new house and moved in? We had an inspector come and just do his normal inspector shit, but the radon was fine. I deserve that win. Anyway, the toilet, the same toilet that was leaking three other times, it's leaking again, and more.

So that's different. And I didn't poop my pants, but I went to go use the bathroom. I pulled my pants down and they touched it. They touched the toilet water. Those pants are dead to me. Do you think there's a plumber conspiracy in Cincinnati where they intentionally screw up our plumbing?

Is our water just super hard? Is it the water company? Why are there so many water issues in Cincinnati where they intentionally screw up our plumbing? Is our water just super hard? Is it the water company? Why are there so many water issues in Cincinnati? Well, I don't think that breaks toilets. I think water hardness probably clogs faucets and breaks water heaters, but the toilet's a mystery. You know what? I'm going to be super honest and this is kind of gross probably. As a large man who weighs a lot. I've had this problem in the past. But usually once is enough. Usually the toilet just needs to be re-seated with a new thingy, a new wax or whatever, wax ring or whatever. And then that's it. Cause like if it's not bolted down properly and then I'm very heavy, I can make it move a little bit. And this isn't even that. I told the

guy when he was here last time, was like look at me. I'm fat This is what his toilets gotta hold up man. No, no, no, it's some kind of Cincinnati plumber Conspiracy aliens. It's something or you stop shitting so hard five head Come on If you didn't blast ass so powerfully if you didn't have such strong shit muscles, which I'm assuming are muscles It's a tertiary muscle Can I take away points? You get a tertiary point with thank you

Yeah, what authority do I have as partial as assistant to the host assistant host during you're not hosting you're competing You're you're competing by creating all the content for the episode and really driving the action. And Wade's competing by sitting with me and watching you work frantically. What do you want to have happen, Mark? I wish I had less responsibility and more power. Well, we can't all be me. You can have more power, Mark.

Which host power would you like? Ah! They're very clearly defined and we know what they are. So you have to pick one of the enumerated host powers and only one. I don't know where the powers ever... how about the ability to be bribed? All bribes go to me. Wade bribe me. Wade bribe Bob. Yeah bribe me for the win Wade. No I said bride. Bride Bob. Oh I gotta marry Bob? All brides go to Mark. I'm enacting prima nocta on this podcast. Is that like post monogamy?

Kind of. Oh, post monolta? What was it called? Post? Now who's got lenses on the mind? Prima nocta. I've heard of a prima donna. Prima nocta is the semi-historical legal right of a monarch to have sex with any female

subject particularly on her wedding night. Mark has that power apparently now, but only in the realm of distractible marks coming That's a bold one to claim mark. We'll see if that really helps you out this episode. I think that was in the bylaws I think we had the the authority. I'm pretty sure no no funny business No more handshake deals markets premium nocta. Yeah, that's all in there anyway So that's the horrible thing that happened to me any terrible stuff happen to you guys in the ten minutes we were gone? I had to do a bunch of work that I'm probably not gonna get any credit for Mark, would you like me to give you the win preemptively? Is that allowed? It's not not allowed

I'll just stick with the bribes go to me, right? So Bob I'm going to bribe you for points. Thank you I didn't agree to the to the bribe you for points. Thank you. I didn't agree to the to the bribe though. Oh, well double it then. Does this loosen thy lips? All right. Yeah. Two points for Mark. You guys even need me today. I could I could just go.

Hey Bob, have you seen one of these before? It's a little blurry. Is that a is that a grant? Oh, you know it is. Did you know he was a general in the Civil War and then a US president? 31st president probably the United States maybe you Lizzy's s grant would scream and rave and rant all the whiskey He would Driskey then he'd spill it on his pants. Did you learn that song in middle school mark? No, that's from the Animaniacs. Oh Wait, what host power would you like? Wait, why does he get host power?

Because I feel bad and it's fair. I'd like to choose the winner. Wait a minute, oh man, I should have picked that one. No! That's an interesting power. I like that. Wade, I am going to grant you the power to choose the winner with the caveat

that the winner has to be whoever scores more points. You feel like I just got the power to declare the victor as ruled by you. I look and I'm not saying there are loopholes but it's not it's not a super tight contract or anything. Think about it. All right. Host powers handed off but also not because I'm still the host. If you weren't here last time we're trying nothing bad happened to these guys. My toilet leaked.

Now it's time to do the thing. AI or Cake? Mark is going to have so many good ideas. Eeeh! Eeeh! Right, Mark? Eeeh! I've gotcha! And I'm not gonna contribute. I do- I could contribute. I have some. No, I'm ready. I'm ready. I've been- I've been frantically typing in the background while this has been occurring. Starting with news titles, right? Was that the-

News headlines. You can do it in any order you want, but that's the one I had first, yes. Wade, you tell me if this is real or AI. AI or cake? Is this cake? I don't know, I've not heard it yet. Okay, I want him to answer before he hears it. Can he do a double or nothing? Hahahaha! You should ask for that host power.

What if I offer him? Maybe if you make a bet beforehand it's double points, but if you don't you lose points. Does he keep his points carry over from last episode, right? Well, how do I know that I'm not going to name one and you're just going to read a different headline to cheat? Oh, no, I won't. That's a good idea though. All right, Mark, if you commit to the headline, I will allow Wade to do double or nothings if he so chooses. All right. Okay.

And I will only say that you currently do not have more points than Mark. I'm going big and I know that the first headline is going to be real. So it's real. So you went to or lose one. All right, Bob, read your news headline. I feel like that's not what the game was I just played You got one right? You're good to go? Wait hold on I just said that Mark's first headline is real why do I have to hear Bob's?

Ah well didn't say anything about my second headline I'm not gonna change it No I didn't you're right What is this? What is this game? No no I'll okay Okay. My first headline is Enraged cow injures farmer with axe man. I can't wait to find out if it's real or not I think I just guessed but the host who I picked walked behind the curtain and you popped out That's the double hosting you'll never know So you bet on marks first one and this is not marks's who. So you bet on Mark's first one

and this is not Mark's first one. So the bet doesn't apply to this. Do you think that's real or fake, Wade? Cow injures man with axe. Enraged cow injures farmer with axe. That seems like something that's had to have happened and been real. I can ask questions about this, right?

Yes. Is this a recent headline? No, more than 10 years old. Cause cows kinda quit using axes in the late 90s. I'm gonna say this one's fake. It is a real headline! It seemed too real that's why I went with fake because I was like this is too obvious. Cow got enraged and somehow got a hold of the axe and didn't kill but did injure the farmer. I suppose the injury could just be like the tiniest little scrape to the entire legs cut off

So who knows what the real injury? Yeah, I mean the the cow didn't like swing the axe at him like the cow picked up an axe and like nicked him I guess do I win a point for that one? I didn't really play this game before I'm gonna give mark the point I'll take it if you if we don't know what to do with it. I will take it. No, no, no, it's only fair Here's the thing also just completely unrelated that no one will ever see with this coffee that I'm drinking. For some reason some places in Austin the water tastes really swampy. That does not sound good. And even after boiling it I can taste the swamp. That sounds awful actually and a little concerning probably. Anyway uh I got one. So Wade your double or nothing bed is locked in.

It's real. Mark. China has a big problem with super gonorrhea study finds. Health officials have long warned that gonorrhea is becoming more and more resistant to all the antibiotic drugs we have to fight it. Last year, the US reached a grim landmark. For the first time, two unrelated people in Massachusetts

were found to have gonorrhea infections with complete or reduced susceptibility to every drug in our arsenal, including the frontline drug, ceftriaxone. Quote, little now stands between us and untreatable gonorrhea. I've seen that headline before, so I'm glad I locked in real. It was a newspaper with only one story on the front page.

It was all that title. I thought we were supposed to get title and then. I mean, you can't, you don't have to read this. You don't have to offer the summary unless you want to, unless you feel like it bolsters your case. But yeah, like you should be prepared to answer questions. But anyway. Do you have any questions? Wade locked But anyway. Do you have any questions?

Wade locked in real. Do you have any questions, Wade? No, honestly, as an expert in the field of super gonorrhea, for reasons I won't disclose other than the fact that, god, I find it fascinating and a little sexy. No, I'm pretty confident in my double or nothing answer. If I could double double or nothing, I would. I'll allow it.

I double double the double or nothing. Win four, lose two. Wait, no, no, no, you can't. I know how real this is, Mark. Is it real or AI? It's real. Super goner real. I don't know why he gets double double.

That seems unfair. If he would, I would have changed the article. Didn't you get half a win for just asking for it, man? The rule is if you guys allow it to happen, it's within the rules. I didn't allow it. You didn't say that you didn't want it to happen. You're right, you're right.

I didn't protest enough. Anyway, Wade gets four points. Wade, this is the headline, you ready? Yeah. Underdog Team wins championship with last second play invented during timeout. How old is this article? This is from 2007. I'm going to say every play was invented before 2007.

This is a fake headline. Interesting. There are no new plays to be had. We just steal the old ones and call them new. Well, you are clearly correct because that was an AI generated headline Also, it didn't mention a sport a team name a team location a coach any players It called them under yeah, no point point for Wade. You're killing it. Wade. Why is he killing it? Can we switch up the topic? Sure. I'm gonna I gotta breed a dog here. All right, tell me what is it?

I want to tell you about the Glen of Emaul Terrier. Big dog, small dog, medium dog? Uh, I have no clue. I'm gonna go medium. I don't know how this game works. Do you have to give me more than just the name of the breed or do I just get the breed name and I- You can ask as many questions as you want

and he's supposed to be prepared. I got burned last time for showing my hand on a news article that I had already been sealed so you're gonna have to pull it out of me. Uh, country of origin? Can I get country of origin? Uh, Ireland! I'm gonna say this is very fake because if it was from Ireland it would be the Glenn O'Mall Terrier. They wouldn't have the F.

Hahahaha! Hahahaha! Hahahaha! Sorry, it's the Glenn of I'm all- It's Irish pronunciation is Bro Care Ooey Mahail. And it's real, bitch. Ha ha. You lose. Really thought I had boiled that one down to a side.

Well, I do have dog breeds, Mark. Would you like to do more dog breeds or would you like me to throw one out there for you? You go one. You go. You trick them. I am here to introduce you to the Silken Wind Hound. Silken Wind, is that one word or two? It's one, you go. You trick them. I am here to introduce you to the silken wind hound. A silken wind, is that one word or two? It's one word actually.

Where are they popular? Where are they originate from? As with many of the hound breed, it's an American hound breed. So it was sort of created and most popular in the South, but it's spread across like North America. Are these hunting dogs or they like, hounds I think of like a beagle, like a howling,

hounds are like they howl, right? That is like the hound group. This breed in particular is more focused on, it's a pretty big dog, but it's more like an elegant, almost like a grayhound type. It's like tall and long, but like elegant and fast. So it's kind of a hunting dog. It's kind of like built for speed

more than built for like toughness. Popular in dog shows, do you know? Technically not recognized by like the American Kennel Club. So it's a whole thing. There are a bunch of breeds that can't participate in dog shows because the breed doesn't have like a standard enough definition to be specifically represented. So they are popular with like people who love dogs because they are beautiful but they don't actually do there's no silk and wind hound breed section at dog shows. I think I've got all I need to tell you that this dog is fake because if it's elegant like you said and people like it for its looks

they'd be showing that thing off at every dog show they could those sick bastards people that love elegant dogs only love them for one reason beauty pageants This is fake fake dog fake news your reasoning is deeply flawed and and generally incorrect You are right though. Sorry mark damn. It's really convincing. I Expected you to tell me I was wrong there. I thought I've heard of that breed though So I honestly I would have said it was real. That's an old chat GPT dog So now wait you gotta ask yourself a little question now that you've had one real and one fake What hand do you think I'm gonna play? What do you think? I'm gonna chuck you a seven fingered one mark. Oh, yeah

Oh really? Well, how about this? I give you a wrong all her rear Is that is that correct pronunciation? Raul ma in rear are are three words I do like together. So I'm just not gonna ask any questions and say real. You don't wanna know any more about it? My imagination is doing such wonderful things right now that I don't know that I want you to spoil it with the real. You know, tell me about it, Mark.

Okay, wait, wait, before you officially lock in, would you like to give Mark a chance to double down on his answer? Take your silence as a yes. Yeah, yeah. Take a silence as a yes. Mark can double down on his answer. Mark, who knows all the information about the situation. If you allow it, Wade, he can double down right now.

You know what? Yes. Mark, would you like to double down? Yes, I would. Oh, OK. Good. I don't know what this means,? Uh, yes I would. Oh, okay, good. I don't know what this means, but God, I'm interested. Always take a chance to double down whenever, dude, this makes my toenails hard. The Ramal Harir, which translates to silky sand in Arabic,

traces its origins back to the nomadic tribes of the vast deserts, incredible endurance, speed, agility, known for navigating the harsh, unforgiving desert landscape, they have sleek short coats that reflect the sun's rays, large padded paws designed for treading on hot sand, also known as desert runners, invaluable to their human companions for centuries, primarily used for hunting, and as scouts to detect oasis sissies in the vast desert expanses. This makes sense to me because during World War II, Rommel was known as the Desert Fox, a general from Germany who was doing campaigns in North Africa.

And what's better to hunt a Desert Fox than a Desert Dog? You're totally right, except it's made up. I get double points, right? Two points to Mark. I double but then he doubled. So should I get quadruple for him having quadruple loss? You heard it. You heard it from him.

Mark, could you have more dog breeds or do you have something else? Uh, I got plants. You got plants. We can move on to plants. Dude, I'm a plant expert. Yeah. Wait, you know a lot about plants. Do you want me to go first, Mark?

Or do you want to do yours first? You go now. Real. Double down. You want to lock that in? Oh yeah. Tell me about it. All right.

Well, you're wrong. That's a point for Mark. But I'm going to tell you about a real plant called the Luminocentra flora, also known as the Twilight Bloom. Oh, that's fake as shit. No, it's totally real. This plant thrives in the temperate forest and has a unique biological clock that actually aligns with the lunar cycle rather than the solar day cycle.

And the Twilight Bloom's most interesting feature is that it has bioluminescent flowers which emit a soft glow in the light of the moon. Wow. Wait, was that real or fake? That's fake. Oh, okay. But it has medicinal properties. It's good for headaches and light pain and easing discomfort when you have minor

injuries. Point to Mark. Yay! I don't like where this is going. I'm going to tell you about the Sekura Makulata. Sekura Makulata, what a wonderful plant. Also known as the water hemlock. Where's this plant located? Uh, North America. Well, I'm guessing based on the hemlock, it's poisonous. Is it real poisonous or fake poisonous? It is known as the most violently toxic plant in North America.

Fake. Nope, it's real. Believe it or not, it's a large wildflower in the carrot family. Water hemlock resembles Queen Anne's lace, whatever the hell that is and is sometimes confused with edible parsnips or celery i'm on a real bad streak here boys how did you know that hemlock is poisonous means poisonous the hemlock is that's a classic

thing right hemlock is poison that's like a thing from literature and like the classics and yeah i didn't know that all right wait do you want another one? Yeah, and I'm a real quadruple double. Look, that's not an established rule. You could double double if Mark will allow it. Lock in real and double double, win four, lose two. Go for it, sure. All right, Wade, Insta-locks real, double doubles down. Wade, this plant, which you've already guessed about,

is called Rafflesia. Ooh, I like the sound of that very real plant. Okay, Rafflesia, where do you find Rafflesia? Rafflesia grows mainly in Indonesia and surrounding regions. What does it do? Refer to colloquially as the corpse flower, or a corpse flower, there are other ones that are also called that, named because it has an overpowering stench. The scientific name comes from the people who discovered it and the plant doesn't have stems, leaves or roots.

It's just a flower that parasitically grows on other stuff. Is this the one that's like a big ugly flower that smells and then flies and stuff go to like attack it because it smells like shit then it eats them? Holy lord. When completely developed this flower could weigh as much as 24 pounds. I'm pretty confident that it's real. I didn't know the name of it but you know I'm pretty confident in my answer. Graflesia is indeed a real flower. Woo, that's today's Daily Double Double. Damn. Mark, where are we at? Plants, other stuff?

All right, I'd like to tell you about Wood's Psychad. Okay, is that a place, is that a plant name? It's a plant name. Are you gonna tell me about it, or do I have to ask about it? Oh, you gotta ask, why do I gotta give you anything? You just said you were gonna tell me about it. That's how you worded your sentence.

You did imply you were gonna give him a it. That's how you worded your sentence You didn't imply you were gonna give him a little bit more, but you don't yeah Have to know you absolutely they don't have to where is it from the woods? Obviously from where trees is you know based on this exquisite information. I'm getting mark I'm gonna go ahead and say it's real. Ah Ah, well you're you're in luck cuz I was talking about the female Wood cycad, which has never been found So therefore it doesn't exist damn. I can't believe I implied that I was talking about the plans gender He was he was talking about the male would or actually he feed to ask the right questions, Bob I feel like a big part of those like I don't have to reveal all the information

I was talking about the female of the species of wood cycad also known as encephalartos woody. It's a it's so lonesome and rare that only one specimen has ever been found in the wild a single male cycad was discovered in 1895 by John Medley Wood on the end of the Nguweee forest in South Africa A female encephalartose woody has never been found I protest that You have a- is that a formal protest Wade? Throw your flag, go to the subreddit

You won't? No, I'm gonna go ahead and say that I don't think think Wade needs to use a rag. I think that's a fair... He threw it! He threw it! He threw a rag! I saw it! It's on video! He threw it!

Is that an official flag? He did throw. All right. A Wade issue is an official red flag challenge. This will go to a vote on the subreddit. Was Mark talking about the female wood psych had or not? And if he was, the point is Mark's and if not, the point is marks and if not the point is Wade's. For now that means there's no point. Is that the official locked in

topic of the poll? Because if the if the topic had been was this question and point derivation even related to the topic of the episode which was was it AI generated or kick then I'd be in trouble but I was talking about the female of the species. No yeah no it's a thing, but you it doesn't exist. Right, right. So clearly, yeah, don't think about it too much. Yes, don't think about it. All right, Mark, more plants or are you out of plants? I'm out of plants. What do you got, Mark? Uh, I got a piece of technology. All right, I'm an expert in this field. Here we go. Meet the AI pin. The future of wearable AI is here. Welcome to the dawn of a new era in wearable technology. Like PIN? Yeah. What does the AI pin do? AI. Man, I'm really glad that I'm able to ask

these questions to get clarification. That's about as much as I know. I mean, to be fair, a lot of this AI stuff, that's basically what they say. People ask and they're like, well, it does a large language model interpretation of- and it, um, you know, in, uh, images. This isn't just another gadget, it's a groundbreaking leap forward, powered by the cutting-edge technology of AI. So you wear it, and it... of AI. So you wear it and it...

Oh, it might seem like a simple square device with a magnetic battery pack, but don't let its minimalist design fool you. This little powerhouse is a game changer. It will simplify your digital life, moving away from the app heavy experience we've all become accustomed to. For the sake of everything, I hope this is fake just because dear god there's no inf- you wear

the pin and man your life's easier. You locking that in Wade? For the sake of humanity yes you know I think it's probably real this seems like something real and scummy like the I don't know one of those bogus products that someone will sell you like off of a street corner so it's probably real but god I hope it's fake. Now that you have all the information, Mark, would you like to double down? Yeah. Yeah. Wait, can Mark double down for the sake of humanity? Wait, yes. All right. Mark doubles down.

And I I know the answer to this one. It's real. It's real. All right. And that's all you could tell me. That's all that they have put out publicly about it. Also, if you look at the announcement video, it's like the two CEOs of the company and it's the announcement video for the entire product, right? So you would expect it to be like this new AI pit. It's two people who are like, this is the humane AI pin. I feel like I'm real close here. I've lost a lot, but I've had

some good quadruple wins. I've got to be at least close to winning. Well, we got a lot of points because we're going into the distractible title power. Oh no, unless you got technology. I've got to be at least close to winning. Well, we got a lot of points because we're going into the distractible title power. Oh no, unless you got technology. I've got a technology piece. Fake! Lock it in. Quadruple double down! Mark, are you allowed to whatever? Of course! Why would I protest now? Way double doubles down?

This device is called the ChronoSync Dial. It's a sophisticated wrist worn gadget that harmonizes the wearer's biological clock with the natural world through subtle electromagnetic adjustments and inputs to the wearer's wrist. This sleek, unobtrusive device is designed with the latest in biotech aesthetics,

featuring a minimalist display that projects information directly onto the palm of the user's hand using a laser ink projector. This definitely feels dumb enough to be real, god damn it. Well, you know what? One time offer? Would you like to retract your Double Down and change your answer? This feels like you're sending me an olive branch that I would be very stupid to refuse.

So no, I refuse it. Would you like to learn anything else about the Chrono Sync dial before you find out your fate? Yeah, is this a product available right now? Oh no, it's an early development. It has just been announced and you could pre-order it, but there aren't even dates for when it might ship. What's the company making it? It says made by BioLife.

There is an herbal life, probably a BioLife. I'll let you retract your double down at any point. You know what? I'm going to double, double, double where I'm at. I'm going to eight time double. I am so confident that it's fake. What does that mean? Win eight, lose four? Octuple double?

I'm Octo-mombing the points. Mark, do you want to allow that, I guess? It'll either be the most crushing victory or most crushing defeat, and either way it's history being made. I will allow this 2 to the 8th power doubling. Wait, 2 to the 8th power? How many points is that? This is an octuple double. Wade is locked in on a double double double down that this is a fake piece of technology.

Oh, just a double double double? Cause it's like double double double. So he can either win eight or give you four because it's two and then four and then eight and one and then two and then four it's double double double i'll allow it but i want to double his double double double double 16 or eight? So Mark either, Wade either wins 16 or gives Mark 8 points. I AGREE! Yeah! Wade agrees and you're locked in that this is fake technology.

Oh god it's fake! Alright, does anyone else want to up the stakes anymore? Do you want it on this bomb? Do you want it on this bed? You know what? I'll take the opposite position. If this is real technology, I want to take, I want to the I'll take the opposite position if this is real technology I want to take I want to I will win 16 points and if it's fake each of you gets eight points I've forgotten entirely what the actual device is at this point the chrono sync dial It's all I need to know wait either win 16 or loses eight to mark

Okay, the chrono sync dial is fake. It's good for me, right? He locked in that it was fake from the very beginning. Oh God. It's been so long. I forgot my position on this. Wade, Wade wins 16 points. That's gotta get me close to the lead. I will just as a technicality, because I don't remember what he said, I just want to throw it out verbally. If he didn't say that, I protested just so down the road, maybe, cause I don't remember.

I remember cause he was immediately like fake. And then I started reading it and he was like, oh no. I got a lightning round here. You know what mark just for you your points are doubled in the lightning round I've got you on this one because we're going into distractible titles, right? So I'm gonna give you a title and you tell me five seconds or something to say if it's real or fake First title dreams dares and dumplings Like the alliteration real fake. It was AI generated The podcast that time forgot fake that's fake. All right, he got that one. We forgot to stretch real

That's real. Damn it gifts holes and powers real he's good. He's good. He's good at this one. Alright. Rage Quit Hall of Fame. Fake. Damn it! He's killing me, Bob! He's killing me! He's killing me, Bob! He's killing me! Hey, you know, I was here for some of these, man. I remember. Alright. Rage Quit Hall of Fame. Is that the one you just read?

Fake again! Oh, sorry. I couldn't even remember what I was reading. Locked, in fact I double-doubled out. Damn it, he got me on a technicality, I'm not deleting. Old is awesome. That feels real. That's real, god damn.

He's good, he's good this guy. Gags, games, and goofy gadgets. Fake. That's fake. It's like he- does he- does he watch this podcast or something? All right, Mark's mystery meatloaf mayhem. I don't remember. Talk about meatloaf fake.

That's fake. Yeah. Wow. Mysterious case of missing memes. It's fake. Damn. Damn. What the fuck?

Dude, I'm good at this. What the fuck? I'm out. I don't have any more. Yes. Jesus Christ. You got all but one of those. I missed the very first one and then got the rest right.

Well, so Mark, do you have any other shenanigans you could use to try and get a bunch of points all of a sudden? No, I was like, I was like, I'll mix it up. I'll do two fakes and a real and a real, and a real, real, and a fake. You know what, find me one more and I will double, double, double, double, double down.

Double, double, double double double double double down double double double double double down So what two four eight? 16 30 32 32 points. I will put it all on the line You could either win 32 or give mark 16 the title is news everyone fake No That's real! That's real! That's real! That was real! No. News everyone was real! It was an episode that we did! Alright, where'd it go?

16 points. It's just 16 points. I feel like I did well enough where 16 isn't gonna swing me too hard. I remember that one. That was a real one. I always say that in Professor Farnsworth voice in my head. Because that was the title for that one was very... November 2023. news everyone. Mark's all out of ideas. Bob is confused and scared and Wade actually tries for once.

I didn't try hard enough. Well, clearly Mark wants to double, double, double, double, double, double. Nope, it's over. I'm not going to show you the points totals, but I have two full pages of stuff for this episode. Good lord. This extra large two-part episode.

So would you like me to run through the points really quickly? I'm just gonna read what you got points for. This reaches all the way back to the previous episode, starting with the AI image stuff that we played with. Mark, you have points for laughing, gas stove, apple fister, minecraft guy, italian food orgy, hairy pancakes, long spoon cream, bribe points, angry cow, glenn of emol, desert dog question mark, moon plant, violent carrot, capiscotin, oooh that one's not, i have bad head writing guys, triple d and news everyone! Can i hear what his total is? No, oh well sure. Okay. You know what? I'm sticking with my initial and no yeah that that doesn't actually give it away does it? Although it kind of

does because Wade's got about a million points so far. Yeah read his first and then do the point total. I like the anticipation. Wade, you've got points for radon, corpse cake, thick thigh, branch in parking lot, long ankles, poopy trek macaroon, hairline food, turd sherry muscles, super chronographical, wow, I've bad head right here, guys. Underdog, silken wind, raffle these nuts Nuts, Mystical Watch, Time Forget, Forget to Stretch, Gift Holes Powers, Rage Quit Hall Off, Old is Awesome, Gag, Gone, Gadget, Mark's Load, and Missing Memes. Perfect.

Sounds good. What is that? Bob, what is it? What's what? The points? good. What is that? Bob, what is it? What's what the points marks points are five, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35. Holy shit. What the fuck? Wade's accumulated points are five, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 40, 41. I pulled it off.

And that's considering you won by six, which is insane. Considering that multiple times you won 16 or more points on one question. I also lost a lot of points there at the end. You know, I gave up 16. That's true. But you also got almost all of Mark's episode titles correct.

Yeah. You, you had a crazy streak there. That was, I was hoping Mark was, I was thinking Mark had a good shot to claw some of that back, and you just did not go for it. Yeah, cause Mark's meatloaf made in the heaven, I did tell about a story where I ate old meatloaf and I puked so hard my, I got bloodshot eyes.

And you know, some of those I felt like, oh man, there's something like gags, games, and goofy gadgets. It sounds like something we'd talk about talked about but man that does sound like a thing that we did that I wouldn't remember But we totally could have done You know, I had a nice meatloaf sandwich there of getting the two ends wrong, but man right in the middle I packed it full of delicious meat that I got right and the last one he got wrong was pretty painful But just wasn't quite enough. What a game. Well, unfortunately, that does mean that the final win totals

for this episode are Wade with one whole win. Woo! And Mark with one half of one win still. I'll take it. Yeah. Anyway, congratulations to both of you. You both accumulate. You both increased your win total today, but Wade does the actual winner Which means Wade will be the actual host next time and Mark you're the actual loser

Even though it felt like you were almost the winner. Yeah, that's how losing on this usually feels. Great double part episode everybody Good job you. I really put a lot of work into that one Mark, loser speech? It was a hard fought battle the first one taking place over two weeks. Thought I had him. That last lightning round really did make all the difference. Maybe. I don't know where we stood with all the doubling, actually. It didn't help you that much, but it did get you closer. I mean given that the- I mean if you got like nine in a row, it was-

You could have easily earned like ten points if he had just got a few of those wrong Here's what I'll say. This is a this is a story of Paul Bunyan, right? This is man versus the machine and I'm that guy in the top hat with his locomotive. Who is Paul Bunyan again? Oh, I believe he planted a lot of apple trees. I think he had an ax. Yeah, either way, I'm on my little train. That's AI right now. Twitter, Twitter, Twitter, Twitter, Twitter, Twitter, I'll chop down all these trees for you, Paul. You know, Wade as Paul Bunyan, Wade Bunyan,

he got the best, man, I think that's best for humanity. You can't rely on AI. Oh, Wade, a winner speech? Yeah, you know, I gotta congratulate and thank you both for honestly a great two episodes worth of content We've never had the back-to-back and if we have like you said It was the weird where different hosts kind of did their own thing with it So Bob great topic and the fact that you somehow got mark to do all of the work for this episode

Hey, I had stuff I contributed I did things. Thank you, Wade. Thank you It's it makes me feel welcome. You guys did a great job. Bob, your puppeteering is out of this world. That feels less good now. Feels less good. Well, your work was great, but you gotta admit, he played us both. You know, he got two hosts out of this. That's not worth anything, is it? It's not who hosts the most episode, it's who wins the most episode. I didn't gain from that. I don't know, it's the pride of being in in charge it's that power feeling of being the man in the

chair is this how Bob does his hostile takeover is this Bob's what we call evil era what we call I feel like I feel like it was very I was at I was giving you permission and we vetoed things it was very democratic that's how dictators get started I feel like everyone was on the same look wait I will say there was a We vetoed things. It was very democratic. That's how dictators get started. I feel like everyone was on the same. Look, wait, I will say there was a lot of shenanigans and oftentimes in the past, the shenanigans have cut against you pretty harshly,

but I know you won, but it felt pretty fair, right? Wasn't it pretty balanced today? It was pretty, yeah, yeah, yeah. Anytime I shot myself in the foot today, it was self-inflicted. No, you know, it was fair and it was a great hard-fought victory It was closer in the end than I thought with all the doubling and doubling I thought one of us was just gonna blow the other out of the water, but it was pretty close

I'm a great host guys. You're welcome Thank you everyone for watching and listening check out the merch distractable store comm check out mark Mark Pilar wait his Lord minion 777 or minion 777 and I'm ice cream Check out Mark, Markiplier, Wadeislordmania777, or Maniaaanian777 And I'm Icegerm, don't watch my stuff, don't watch Mark's Wayfunnier I'm also here! No, Mark's Wayfunnier, sorry That's the end of this epic two-part episode that I totally planned and worked really hard on And I basically deserved my own win for how much I hosted the shit out of it

But yeah, thanks Mark for hosting my episodes and that's it! Podcast out!