Distractible - Don't Google Pin Buttock

Episode Date: July 18, 2025

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Good evening gentle listeners or watchers and welcome to distractable this episode Byzantine Bob specifically shops exclusive ogles Osmond gives auto advice and desegrates Bill the Bard. Wasp-like Wade has wilted wheels and is oblivious to virgins and motherfuckers. Maleficial Mark lubes up for a fragile fiber fixation, but is no bacchanalian nor bottom man. From sketchy scoring to concluding Christmas celebrations. It's time for don't Google a pin.

Botic now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show. Hello and welcome back to distractible. The last podcast Remaining on earth. I don't know why I just struck me you guys both were like zoned out looking at something And I was like now's the time Welcome back to distractible. My name is Bob I am gonna be your host because I won the last one and the one before that some might say Some might say I've won a bunch that I deserve to win and then somehow they were taken away from me unjustly can the host even do that I don't care I don't even know what it

would mean at this point of the podcast we have an entire system in place to make sure that that doesn't happen I challenge that I'm hosting this one how all heads I host two in a row. All tails, I never host again. Let's flip. You've never seen this show. I'm hosting because it's a competition. I won the last one, so I host this one.

My two co-hosts who are here are competing to win this one. Whoever wins will host the next one. As host, I give out points. I have a book that every time I flip through it, I realize is filled with increasingly concerning Crazy bullshit, but eventually this will be full of episodes of this show that we make I don't know why this one is striking me so much, but there's a score sheet in my book Usually I write like a title and there's a there's a score sheet on my book that just says Mark Wade and has a series

Of X's in a pattern that I don't understand what it means Apparently, that's how I kept score one time. I don't know. That's kinda cool though. My first one on my old score sheet versus the one I just did on the new score sheet are relatively similar. Both look very chicken scratchy. That looks like my map for in space with Markiplier. Yeah, I love, I love the lines and the circles that are just like, you know, I ran out of

space. I was like, well, I better write this. I've even gotten gaps. I don't know if you can see like the gap up here where there's like a really long diagonal to mark the fifth point. Cause I had to split. I was like two shit. There's too much over here. Five. Why are you guys have crazy? I just, it's a table name, name, you go down. Most of mine look like this. Most of mine are very like,

but some of them are just like, well, what the fuck happened in that episode? I don't why. And some of them, look how many fucking points I gave you guys in this one. Holy shit. What episode is that that one this one? Bob secret words you guys got so many points anyway. Yeah, that's what we do here. This is the show and

Drew Carey said it best when he said Ohio Or was it the other thing about points are made up and they don't matter? Cincinnati rocks, right? I do have a show prepared as is constitutionally required. But before we get into that bullshit, how are you guys doing? How's this?

We got any small talks? I mean, I blew my story load last episode. you had so many good stories in the last episode No, no, no if I remember right Mark said ooh, no, I'll save that one for the next one Yeah, and then you brought up crows and I that was my Yeah, and then he said I was saving this for the next one and then he told us about the crows No, I didn't even... Okay, for those watching and who are listening, I ended the last episode like 20 minutes before we started this recording and five minutes ago I was like, who won the last one? And I literally declared that winner like 10 minutes prior. We took a break. I went and took a

poop. I came back and Wade couldn't remember. Yeah, that's actually happened. You have memory erasing poops. That's how it is. That's why they hurt so much huh. I guess. I have some tech complaints but you know those are always intermiss. I love when Mark moans about technology and so does everyone on the subreddit universally. All right so I do have a few complaints. Okay. Okay. I Had another fiber line pulled to my rent-a-part, right? You know How about how basic do I need to break this time? line of five Internet comes in on and goes out on for a lot of people We're actually not as many as there should be.

Most people have a cable, which is still complicated. Everyone's internet touches fiber optic. At some point, it just usually there's a junction at some point where it switches from your hard line to your fiber optic. Yeah, it's the internet. It's the fast kind. So you can get your own fiber going between yourself. You could set up your your whole house networking with fibers

You really wanted to you could do that and they would be very fast efficient Networking it's just that they're very fragile and you hated having money in your bank account Yeah, yeah And you if any rat even touches a wire to crack it in half or they'll nibble on it and show all the interest gone Oh an actual rat. I thought you meant like a really shitty person. I knew you fucking rats You touched my wires I see two paths for you who hatched up in my ceiling I'm gonna rule you with fear or I'm gonna rule you with love and you're not gonna like that

So anyway, I started shooting my ceiling Fiber I had it too because I wanted a redundancy because there's a there's a single connection going to my render farm right now And if that breaks then no one can use it or I have to go in there, but there's no computer set up in there It's all remote access right so if that breaks even I can't use it because I held my computers Or you know I access it remotely. Yep, so I had another fiber line pulled and this one. I was like I want 100 gigabit lines and 100 pulled and this one I was like I want 100 gigabit lines And a hundred gigabit because I was like okay I'm sure that was cheap to install

Well, it's actually not that much more though the most cost is in laying the the conduit and pulling it I guess that's fair the the cable may cost like twice as much per Foot or something like that, but still most of the work is in the labor of getting it from A to B. So they did it, I had them dig it really nice and the whole pipe and then you know it gets all said and done and I go to the server closet and I look at the cable and I'm like pick up the other cable that they put in this 10 gigabit one and I hold him up next to each other. I'm like fuck It's they pulled two cables through this fucking enormous thing and they're not hundred anyway

So that's the only complaint I have about that And this is more of a complaint with a particular company than anything, but it's like I'll say this thing I'll say these things and like the people that you'll come to the house because it's like a house and they're like and I'll say I want a hundred gigabit and they're like Nobody needs hundred game. That's crazy. I want a trillion gigabits this guy Okay, yeah, all right, and so they're like I'll just pull this fire which at this point you have like three government satellites aimed at Your house at all Probably I have I have an unbelievable amount of random bullshit going on here

Yeah, yeah the bear Anyway, I just like God I just wish people would take me seriously sometimes because I'm saying what I mean I am I don't know everything about everything I'm doing. But when I say I want 100 gigabit, and they'll say, well, you need to get really expensive infrastructure to even handle 100 gigabit. And then I'd go, I know! Because I bought it!

Where are you, dude? I have it! Plug it into that thing! Anyway. This is not remotely the same, but I do, I get that like salespeople and people in that position, they deal with, you know, whatever, a dozen customers a day. And generally everyone kind of wants the same thing. Cause if you work for a company that sells shit, you probably sell the same shit to all the people that you sell shit to.

But I, I have been in that position to, especially with tech stuff, where I'm like, I want this really specific, different thing. I don't want the normal thing that you sell every other person. I have a specific desire, give me this, and the people are always like, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah, and then they give you the same shit as everyone else.

And it's like, I know that your job is 98% selling this one fucking thing to people but why can't you just listen or read the email? Yours sounds like a way more expensive thing than mine because it's not like you could just be like do it again! I don't think they're just gonna do that but mine is like I just have to return whatever they gave me and be like no give me the one with the thing that I asked for, not this one that I didn't ask for. What's annoying? Well, OK, there I had them also lay a thicker pipe because I wanted it to be.

Yeah, you did. Yeah. But I wanted to put more things through it. So it's not like they have to take those out to put one other one in. But it is more difficult to pull it when there's things already in there, like they actually do have a protocol where they like lubricate the interior and they... Yeah, they do. Yeah, they... Anyway, so that's my latest headache. It's just like, you know, this has already been an incredibly expensive product project. And and weirdly enough, still cheaper than the

alternative was not in time, but in money. But holy hell, God, it's just these little things. And oh, because it adds up, right? This is this is I can use this. But I it I wanted to transfer at 100 gigabit speed so I get full speed speed. Because my NAS can go faster than that. Than 10 gig, which is the usual ceiling. And I can move data a lot faster if I do... Anyway, it's just like now I have to wait another week to get another one in there. And I have to fight with them to be like, you didn't do what I said. And they're like, you didn't have that in writing.

And I'm like, God. It sounds fun. do what I said and they're like, you didn't have that rating. And I'm like, God. It sounds fun in a week where you were not allowed to sleep for more than a couple of hours a day. That sounds like a really joyous thing to deal with during your waking hours. That's part of the reason why I didn't catch it is because I was like, Oh, they're working out there. They know what they're doing. And they did in terms of pulling a cable through, they did a real good job of the rest of it.

This is a Ted Gentry related, but do you guys watch William Osmond on? YouTube yeah friends like Michael Reeves, and he has a tech youtubers sorry wait sorry um There there tech youtubers yeah anyway William has like a Farm I don't know he bought property because he he does he makes crazy inventions And he gets kicked out of rental properties. And so they finally got a place that's like out and they have some land. It's like a farm and that, and he was pulling wires so that he could have like,

I think it was like power and internet. He had a conduit out to a shed, but he needed to pull the wires and he had a friend there helping him do it. And they got to the end and the wire pulled out of the conduit by like an inch but it needed to pull out like several feet and they had like they were down to like the tail end on both ends of the conduit and they were like oh my god we're like five feet short of wire on this like couple hundred foot run or whatever like fuck and the solution solution was, I think they were just like, just cut the bottom.

There were, one of them was like a power box thing and they're like, just cut the bottom off and we'll just put it right on the ground and the conduit can, so the wire could just go right into it and you'll need like an inch of wire. This was so funny though, cause that's the, I mean, they're not professionals at that, but they, it was a whole thing and they had to get lube for it and all this shit and they made they finally there

Was like the wires coming out and there's like Wait More wire Fucking funny I imagine that kind of those kind of problems happen even in professional capacities, but they're usually laughing a lot less about it and being like, yeah. Right, Wade? You do. You feed a lot of wire through conduit, Wade. You know what we're talking about.

No, but I guess I also have a technology gripe. All right. All right. You guys know how we have cars, right? Oh Cars yeah, go on. Well, we have a car that doesn't work It's not it's not either of the new ones it's the old old ones good old one turns out you might need to drive a car Some for it to keep working. That's generally true My nephew came over one to play basketball and I was like, yeah, let's do it But I had the car in the part in the driveway blocking the hoop

So we had to move it and I wanted to turn the car on it was Well that doesn't sound right no, I might be good If it's a laser weapon pointed at me I think that's a good sound It wasn't Alright So we went to jump the battery Yeah that's what we thought

Jumping the battery didn't work and like the electronic keys and stuff were working the lights on the dash would come on it Just would not start so I don't know if I just still actually need to replace the battery and the jump wasn't working because the jumper cables he had weren't jumper cables we look at it from one battery the other it was one where it was like it was a standalone battery that has the two cables you plug on and then it charges but it didn't get the car to start. So we had to put it in neutral and manually push the car out of the way and stuff. But now the old car is. Not working, and it's like, well, do I just get a battery and hope that's the fix?

Do I call a tow truck? What do you do in that scenario? I ask suggestions. Yeah, no, are you? Yeah, yeah, yeah, my small talk is help. What what you really want. So it sounds like what you had is a jump pack, not a battery charger. And what you really want is you don't really need to spend the money on a

charging thing, but what you should get is some jump leads where you can connect one car to another. Okay. Well, we've got those like one of the trunks. Yeah. Pull, pull one of your functional cars up next to non-functional car and charge, put connect the turn, one on that turns on, connect the batteries and like let it charge for a solid like 20 minutes, half hour. Cause it sounds like the battery in the old car is probably old on its last legs, maybe needs to be replaced.

But if it gets a longer term charge as opposed to the jump pack is designed to basically make the starter work and then everything's supposed to jump to life if everything's working correctly Do you turn on the car that you're using to charge? Definitely a long time so you'd have to write otherwise you're just doing that bad It'll just it'll just kill the battery Yeah So yeah Leave the car running and just try and like just leave it and you know 15 20 minutes half an hour

Whatever you you could try and start the other one. It won't hurt it You don't want to keep doing it. But like, you can see if that brings it to life. Cause the jump, a lot of those jump packs, the fatal flaw is they have a, some kind of trigger in them so that when you do try and start the car, if the starter engages, it makes the jump pack turn off because it senses the voltage drop.

And so it's like, oh, it's starting. And it gives up and it's like well that If it doesn't start that's not very helpful So I think some of those experiencing some of those jump packs do that and if your battery is not It really healthy it won't get enough charge to actually like make spark have ignition make the car work So I would charge it with one of your other cars and see that'll probably bring it around enough to where you can Go and I assume you're gonna sell it or give it to someone or something like get rid of it, right? Yeah, I want to get it like if you were keeping it

Make sure the batteries in good shape if you were keeping it. I would say yeah You probably do need a new battery it sounds like but if you're getting rid of it It's like you might want to tell the person the dealer you're selling it to or whatever like hey It's battery after you've got the money and you're walking out the door That's what I do when I sold my Tesla is, you know, I didn't get the value that I thought I should get out of it. Uh, and I go in there and after I'm, or I'm, you know, the after meeting where you're signing all the paperwork, I tell them like, then I start talking like,

yeah, that piece of shit broke down so many goddamn times the door was falling off, everything was rusting about and literally look on his face like oh you may think you got it over on me but I transferred a curse to you and so yeah that was the money guy not the sales guy so he couldn't do much about it could he yeah no couldn't do that anyway but they're watching right now holding like a glass of whiskey and just shaking their fist in the shadowed corner of their big mansion with the fireplace going. I know I don't well so

your car was kind of a piece of shit which was not your fault I don't know what people do to cars though because when I I sold my Subaru and got the my current car that I have I took it in to the dealer and I was like, yeah, I want to sell this one and I'm getting a new car and whatever. And the guy, they took it for a test drive and the guy came back in and was like, that's a really nice car. And I was like, yeah, I did the schedule maintenance on it and I like clean it and stuff like what the fuck Kind of Mad Max piece of shit vehicles. Do you guys take in on trades? Are you sure you want to sell it?

It's in perfect condition and I was like I know I made it that way I did all that People must take care of it. People must trade in some real pieces of shit cars I don't know I don't know I mean I did scratch my truck and I was like I forget it's mine so I get over time you just yeah but it's yours yeah like like if I had owned that car for like 15 years instead of like a handful of years it would have definitely had some like scratches or dents on the fenders or whatever but like your truck that lasted 15 years before it got a scrap. How many decades have you had your truck mark? Oh? Wow can't even remember what a decade is I'm sold

Can I also talk about how garages are designed you mean the murder spring that lives over our heads in every garage door system I've had that go wrong once. That was terrifying. The snap. I don't know if it was the spring. Those springs are terrifying. I hate it. What are those cords called? Like the ones that are real fucking taut. One of those, there's like usually two of them on the door. I can't remember what they're called. What? What do you have on your door? Anyway, at their old house we had one of those snap and like the loudest scariest noise. One of what snap? Some really taut garage garage door cord i don't know what it was called i've never had what you're speaking about what? i'd have to go this is... was it was it cords that

like lifted the garage up and down? was it like related to the mechanism? i believe yeah because the door wouldn't open or close but after until we replaced them there was one on each side of the door it was like one of the double wide garage doors I've only ever had garages where there was like the one track that the thing attached to and it pulls the track on the top yeah this was the old house I can't even go and look at it this one I think is the single track but the garage door the thing the complaint I have, we have like a single car garage door and it's really tall but the shit is so narrow that even though I got a car and a not a big car just a normal or even smaller than usual sized looking car there is about a one inch to two inch gap

on either side for the side mirrors to fit in and the sensors on newer cars I've never my old car was like a 2015 and prior to that was 97 I've never had all the sensors and cameras I pull this car into the garage and I kind of have to back it in so I can see the everything as I'm going in there it's easier to get in and out that way every sensor is going off non-stop as I try to park this thing in the garage because of how narrow the space is where the door is I don't think that was a garage I think you parked inside a mimic because it doesn't sound like any garage I've ever seen in my

life it's it barely fits we lived in a place one of the houses that we lived in in California was like that but the house was built in like 1964 and it was an old it was the original garage door from way the fuck back in night It was a one-piece garage door where like tilted up like an old timey. It was terrible. Your house is not that old This house I don't remember exactly what was built sometime between 2005 and 2010. It was not that old This house, I don't remember exactly what it was built, sometime between 2005 and 2010. It was not that old. That's like a 20 year old house. Is it like, is it like where you have your normal garage and then you have a garage that just appeared randomly in my house overnight?

I don't know where it came from. It's a three car garage, there's like a two and a one. And the two is perfectly normal, tons of space, tons of real estate, you could golf next to that one. Was the extra one there when you bought the house? Are you sure? Think about it. Yes, it's under the house. Yeah, it was not added on.

It was there. No, I mean like it's cursed. I don't think garages belong under the house. Yeah, if it's a basement garage, I think it's a cursed. It's not a separate garage. It's part of the structure. I'm trying to say.

You can tell if it was added on. It was not added on. You've seen the house. You know what I'm talking about. I'm trying to say you can tell if it was added on it was not added on You've seen the house, you know, you know what I'm talking about I think this might just be an extension of Wade's car curse either my car is like Wad when you bought the car did a really creepy guy grab your arm awkwardly and go Started getting thinner and thinner over time or something? I don't know. Maybe my car is, it's got like high calorie gasoline or something.

Cause every time I park, I feel like I've got less space, but every fucking sensor, I go to back end and like the whole thing lights up red. It's like, you're hitting everything. Iceberg, garage, cow, look out. It's like, I don't know if there's actually a problem because every sensor is red as I try to park this fucking thing. I will say, don't you have a six series convertible? Is it a six?

M850i. It's an 850, okay, so it's an eight series convertible. That's not a particularly small car. I don't wanna burst your bubble. Apparently it's real thick. It is like a two, basically a two seater convertible. It's wide. It's a fat ass.

It has a fat ass. So when you lock it, the mirrors like fold in. And I was like, oh, if I could just get those to fold in while it's on. There's a button for that, yeah. Oh, there's so many buttons on these new cars. I gotta find that button. On these new cars?

On the left, on your door thing, above where your windows are There's the you know the button that makes you adjust the mirrors next to it There's a little button that makes them fold in hundred percent guarantee I need that button cuz man. Oh, man. I am pouring sweat every time I parks. I'm like, okay, there's a half an inch There's maybe two on that side. It's good enough, right? Yep. Still have mirrors. All right, we did it boys. It's terrifying I feel like this is a wave problem. I know these are set up as like a technology gripe But this feels somehow like a you problem. No, the old car was technology gripe and then this was just okay

Okay, okay And I just want to say new cars have way less buttons than old ones and that's all feel a problem Is there only the touch screens kind of suck kind of awful but yeah but also somehow more buttons but also less is when you go in your garage the light starts swirling around you and a guy behind you so that we don't know which way the wind is blowing and you know it's a little Willy Wonka tunnel of death actually I keep forgetting that our light is off it's like dead I need to replace it. So we go into our garage and it's pitch black. It's cursed. It's cursed. That's a curse.

Do you ever go into the garage and then all the exterior doors to your house, all closed and locked all at once. And then you hear someone from the other room yell, it's haunting. It's haunting. I haven't yet, but now that you mentioned it. And then you pull out your notebook and you're like, oh, I think it's a gin. And your breath is fogging as you go in there because it's suddenly so cold, you know? Yeah, yeah, that sort of stuff. I want to play Phasmo.

Don't you have like 10,000 hours in that? I don't know, let me look. They just had an update, a new thing came out recently. Uh-huh, uh-huh. 519 hours. That's a lot of hours. Can you sort by most played? I wonder what my most played game is.

That seems like a thing you could do. Probably Minecraft in general, but on Steam, I don't know. This is important enough that we all need to stop what we're doing to do this. Yeah, I'm literally looking right now. Sort by, no, that's filter. Sort by play time. Oh, how?

Wait, where is it? I'm doing it on my phone, so I have no idea how to help you guys. But on my phone, if I look at my library, I can sort by play time. My highest played game on Steam is PUBG at 1,278 hours. Damn! Counter-Strike 2 at 536 hours?

Do I play a lot of that? I don't realize I played that so much. Huh, maybe you did once upon a time. I have 112 hours in War Thunder? Heck. Damn. Oh my god, I have 100 hours in Unturned. Do you guys remember Unturned? Oh! Yeah, actually I do. Blocky, zombie, survival game thing? How much did you play that?

I have like 100 hours almost. Wow. That's a fun game It was a fun game. I didn't put nearly that okay. Wait, it might be in my profile So profile is this the episode are we just gonna compare our just right now? I've only got I've got 14 hours in unturned. So I guess I played it more than I thought I did It's not a hundred but 60 62 hours in the division the first one classic classic New world remember when New World was fun for a minute? Yeah.

I have 80... PUBG is 600 hours, I'm just shy of 600. I have 80 plus hours. So I have more time in PUBG than I do FASMO still. There were multiple years in a row where all I did was go to law school, come home, get on PUBG and stream for the rest of the day. So, it makes sense that I have so much time in that game, I guess. Lethal Company's 320 hours.

Oh, that's pretty good. I don't think I have nearly that much. Where are you? Wait, where are you seeing now, Wade? I'm just picking games out of my library that I remember playing a lot. I don't know how to sort it. Hey, I have 22 hours in the forest, guys. Gary's mod has to be up there, right? That was so big for so long. I found it. I got total playtime. 22 hours in the forest guys. Gary's mod has to be up there right? That was so big for so long. I found it, I got total play time.

Okay. Yeah I have 125 hours in Gary's mod. 446. My most played is Frostpunk with 423 hours played in Frostpunk. How did you sort it? You go to your profile, it's kind of obscure. You gotta go to your profile

and then you gotta go to your games. Games, all games, playtime. Okay. PUBG, Phasma, Garry's Mod, Ark Survival Evolved and Lost Ark somehow is up there? Wow. We played a fair amount of Lost Ark. I don't know if you remember that. It was for a short stretch of time but we played a shitload of Lost Ark for a minute. 395 hours. Yeah. At my Daylight Lethal Company Monster Hunter world. My lost arc is at,

I was only at 60 hours, but like that was over the course of like a week and a half. I got 395, the last time I played was March of 2023. Frostbunk with 423, Oxygen not included with 265, Team Fortress 2, 2 254 Mass Effect 2 with 206 Amnesia the dark descent with 142 then power wash simulator with 129 Damn and then it goes down from there. I would have thought seven. I've been playing seven days today on and off I haven't played this 2021, but I've been playing it since like 2013. I thought that would be a lot higher It's at 155. I have more time in no man's sky at this point that I do Seven Days Thrive. That surprises me. I think some of these games I've just left on the main menu accidentally. There's a few here that I'm like I haven't even played

that one. I have, wow, mine really drops off. I have like nine games that are over a hundred hours and then they drop off really fast I have not very much time in a bunch of other games yeah I've got three perfect games I don't know what that means I got all achievements that means damn escape simulator to demo demonologist and the planet crafter escape simulator to demo shit you you completed that god 100% of the demo. All right, as riveting as this is, I have something that's possibly very slightly

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ready to talk about? Shakespeare Is it finishing how these plays go he just disguise never felt a wound but soft But like the order breaks to the east of Julie doesn't sunrise for Santa can do his mood already second pill with grises now We're made a far more family. She that is exactly how he started the other one. That's true tomorrow tomorrow I'll kill Life's been walking shadow a poor player special friends are last of them over a quarter of a time to the lobby and say the line falls away to the sea and it's like I don't know if I can't tell, life's been a walking shadow of a porpoise, friends are upon the stage, there's no heard no more, the tail told by the end of the fill is not a fear signifying nothing. Okay.

We don't know if you're right or wrong. These are easy questions, guys. That's not the title of the episode. That's not the title of the episode. No, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine. They're just actually easy questions. Stupid Moby Dick! I have a bunch of...

What? What? What? What was the question? Which one was published first? Frankenstein or Moby Dick? Was that the one? Oh, right.

I got it wrong every time! Anyway, I just literally... I was browsing the internet and I came upon a Shakespeare quote or like one of his famous insults or something And I was like that's pretty funny and all I want you guys to do This is gonna piss off anyone who actually knows anything about Shakespeare, but I want you guys to do is guess I'm gonna give you the quote and you're gonna guess or you might know is that quote from a comedy a tragedy or a historical play. Cause old Billy Tremors only wrote three types of them plays. And if you ignore anything that the scholars have said in recent history

or last couple of centuries, there's only three types and there's no other types and none of them cross over. And there's no such thing as a tragic comedy. There's three types comedy and AB forgets a comedy a tragedy and a Historical I just got Billy tremors Billy tree. Yeah, she's no old William Shakespeare Billy tremor I get should have been like bill tremor stick or something. But yeah, but I get it. I get it I got the old weapon rattler Only wrote three kinds. I wonder how Tremors aged? That was a funny movie. Those are still good movies. Okay that's good. Anyway these are just funny quotes and we can talk about the quotes you can fantasize about what they might

mean and I'm gonna flip a coin and for his bald head I declare that Wade is heads. The Wade is heads. The lady is heads. Wade goes first. Which means he wins, probably. Thank you guys for coming out. Not because of anything I'm doing, just because of winning is a going first is a slight advantage. It is an advantage.

Mathematically. Anyway, Wade. Quote. Virginity breeds mites much like a cheese That's the quote. Okay, that's the whole quote. They're short quotes All right, you just have to guess is that from a comedy a tragedy or a historical play about some famous historical figure William Shakespeare wrote a lot of plays about British royalty Henry the fifth Henry the eighth a lot of plays about British royalty. Henry V, Henry VIII, probably the other ones,

one, two, three, four, five, six, and seven are in there. I don't know how many Henrys there really are. Comedy, tragedy, what's the third one? Historical. Historical. Okay. Virginity breeds mites. Much like a cheese. Much like a cheese. That's historically accurate, so that's gotta be historical. Wrong. Mark with a chance to steal!

So the three options were... Comedy? Ha ha ha ha ha! Or... what's history? What emotion is history? Yeah, okay, there you go. You don't actually like history, but... So he answered history, right? Could still be. You could definitely be a man. You could try again if you're feeling lucky.

What breeds mites? What was this quote again? Virginity breeds mites. Much like a cheese. Number one, this doesn't make any sense, so it couldn't have been historical because history is accurate right history is the truth and that is just weird but it's not weird enough to be funny it's a tragedy wrong you wade you're the one in three mark you're the one and three, Mark you had a one and two. Both of you beat the odds. I'll guess and I'll tell you because I know that quote is from Act 1 Scene 1 of All's

Well That Ends Well, which is a comedy. Makes me think of who's line. Oswald that ends wold. Anyway, it just means that virginity gets stale, Mark. It's not an insult. That is historically true, dammit. It's a commentary on how virginity seems like cheese, seems like a good idea, but it gets old.

You should put it on a sandwich and eat it. And yeah, you should eat your virginity ASAP, or it's gonna get stanky. Yeah, you incels out there. Come on, why do I have a pen? I don't know. Cause you hosted last time and I've been holding this pen ever since.

Mark goes first. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Mark, is this from a ha ha ha or a? Shh. You tell me. I do desire we may be better strangers No, you don't have to finish it. It's okay. It's okay. Okay, you said to decide if that's funny I may be better strange bonus points if you guess the next line though

Yeah, you're on that sounds good to me you can guess the next line and I can look it up and confirm it, bonus points to you. Or if you guess the next line and it's so accurate that I just believe you, maybe you can earn some points. I love that. Great world, Wade. Okay, so it's, I do... I do desire we may be better strangers. Better strangers. So it's like, it's, this is... Another fancy way to say fuck off. Yeah, this is gotta be Who who and the next line is why can't I quit you?

Well, I'm gonna write down a point I'm gonna say it's not a I'm gonna write down a point and I'm gonna say it's not a Wait any guesses God it's a funny line though. So it's gotta be ha ha ha comedy. Yeah, obviously I do desire that we be better strangers is what Romeo said to Mercutio and then Mercutio said what that vowel would bite at my sword Pretty much is that that one with John like was ammo in it the the modern Romeo and Juliet never seen it But yes, sir. Do you buy your thumb at me? I buy my thumb at you. No, not you Siri. No, go away. Shut up Nobody said your name. I know that's a comedy

I'm at you that's a quote from act 3 Scene 2 of, of course, As You Like It. Everyone's favorite Shakespearean comedy. I like how I listed a tragedy as the comedy. Do I lose a point for saying that? I mean, it's a pretty funny tragedy. It is. It's very, it's got a lot of moments. Alright, Wade, you go first. It's kind of like a's got a lot of moments. All right, Wade you go first It's calling a parody. Okay, uh what? Oh, yeah, you give me stuff good

Thou art as fat as butter. That's historical. Is that your final answer? Oh, yeah That's correct That's from that's from Henry the fourth I look at myself in the middle of these days I knew that was a true statement I look at myself in the mirror off of these days and say that was a real lardo and that was mainly what the play was about everyone was just calling him fat

and different when he was looking in the mirror and I'm like, man you don't need to be that mean about yourself Henry the fourth yeah, that's some self esteem buddy that locked me in butter buns mine king just the king on stage by himself, just a really quiet intro spectrum scene, just like... Oh yeah, don't forget the quote that follows it. Thou art as fat as butter!

And the following quote was, and thine margarine stores are quite empty these days. Something about that makes me angry. Okay, okay. I couldn't tell you, I couldn't put my finger on it, something about what you just said Some about that makes me angry Couldn't tell you I couldn't put my finger on it something about what you just said Makes me want to take points away. Wait, I'm not gonna do that. This is real testes today I've been thinking I've also been crossing them a little bit

All right, a good sidebar we'll be careful. All you. Guys, can you tell I'm running out of ideas? We're doing Shakespeare quotes here. I'm really desperate. If you have any good episode ideas, send them my way. No, I have a bunch of these though, and they're really fun. Right? They're really fun? Mark, you're up first.

Uh huh. Come, thou monarch of the vine, Plumpy Bacchus with pink ein. What? Plumpy Bacchus with pink ein. I want to give you a clue. Plumpy Bacchus is capitalized as if it is a name. Does that help? As if it's a name? Plumpy Bacchus is a name in that quote. Can you read the quote again?

Come thou monarch of the vine. Plumpy Bacchus with pink ein. What's an ein? You know, ein. Okay, of the vine, whatever of the vine. Monarch of the vine. It's an old plural form of the word I. It is equivalent to eyes.

Like these? Yeah, like it is, it is an old archaic plural form of the word I so that I pointed to my eyes. These monarch of the these Malcolm. I have milk, Greg. Can you these me contrary is a ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Oh, you're correct sir Of course that is a quote from Anthony and Cleopatra act two scene seven. What's the next line mark? I don't know what to say. Put something in here. See plumpy on my back is until I'm high.

Anthony said that to Cleopatra and then Cleopatra like what the fuck is I'm? Plumpy back is you trying to say I got a fat ass? What the hell? I'll show you my pink eye as you get out the door, bitch. You get a Plumpy Backus point. Mark. Thank you, thank you. Do you think you were gonna get one of those when you woke up today?

Does she have pink eye? Does she get blue in her eye? You know why. Plumpy Backus, I have pink eye. You know why. You know why. You know why. Plumpy backus, I have pink eye. You know why. You know why. You know why. Wade, you're up first.

Oh boy. I must to the barbers, Monsieur. For me thinks I am marvelous hairy about the face, and I am such a tender ass, if my hair do but tickle me, I must scratch. I say this all the time. I said that when I woke up this morning. And then the following line is,

but wait, what, like the onto window breaks to the ball, then mine eyes do soar. And that is from a, cause he finds out he's bald. Very sad. Is that your answer? Yeah, yeah, it's from Hairlit. Wrong!

Fuck me, okay. Mark, do I need to say it again? Yes, you need to say it again, yes. And then give me the country of origin. Uh, France, I'm gonna guess. I must to the barbers, Monsieur. For me thinks I am marvelously hairy nope I am marvelous hairy about the face, and I am such a tender ass if my hair do but tickle me. I must scratch

That's history if ever I I'm ready. That's what I said. It's comedy. I'm actually right. Oh, it's tragedy! I'm right. Wait, no, it's what I said, it's comedy! I'm definitely right. Oh, Mark's right, Mark, it's a right point. Shit, I can just do that? Not anymore. Because that play was written a long time ago,

therefore it is history. All of, whoa, all of these are history. All right, Mark, you're up first on this one. Oh God. I think this about you guys every time we hang out More of your conversation would infect my brain They okay Kind of debating... More of thine conversation would...

No, not so fancy, not so fancy. More of your conversation... More of your conversation would infect my brain. Okay, there's gotta be history. Cause just some dude talking to another dude. What's the next line? Would infect my brain and... Wait, wait, what was that? More of your? Would infect my brain and... Wait, what was that?

More of your conversation would infect my brain. More of your conversation would infect my brain. More of your... More of you would infect my eyes. More of your skin would infect my skin. More of- More- more of you- More of you.

Would- Get out! That's what he did next time. Get out! Weirdly enough, that is the following line, but it is not a historical play. Is that actually the following line? 100%. I'm not even gonna look it up. We all know that famous quote. Wade, you got a 50-50 shot. Is this a ha-ha or a hoo-hoo?

Oh, that's from a tragedy. This is also from Romeo and Juliet when Juliet looks at Romeo and says more of your conversation would infect my brain. So shut up and strip. Let's bang. Hey, that kind of, that's a near rhyme. I appreciate the effort. It's I am big near Tamater pentameter. I hardly know her. Your line is incorrect as mark already got that part right, but it is from a tragedy right? You're right. I knew it felt sad and fucky. It's from why can't I read this word? There's too many vowels in this word hang on cool. Oh Coriolanus core nope Coriolanus Coriolanus

cool core Corio late Lannis Coriolanus Coriolanus? Coriolanus? Coriolanus? Coriolanus? Coriolanus? Mark, I can't believe you got the quote though. Yeah, but you know I'm really up on this. I've definitely watched a Shakespeare play. You spend a lot of time with Coriolanus. I'm gonna lie to you guys. I'm gonna lie to you guys. I believe you? I'm gonna lie to you guys. I'm gonna lie to you guys. I don't remember any play I've ever watched ever. And I don't think I've ever seen a play about Shakespeare. I don't know

his, his, his plays. I don't think there's a lot of plays about Shakespeare, but I see where you're getting at. I don't understand. I don't understand any of the references to these plays. I am so in the dark. I have no idea what we're talking about. And I don't even have the basis to even really even guess what these are for. I am so lost. You're doing great, Mark. You're doing really good.

Plus, that was a convincing lie. OK, good. Good. Yeah, good. Wade, do you want to do the next one? Yeah! It's kind of like Mark's. You probably know it. Mark's one he just did. And almost nailed. I'll beat thee, but I would infect my hands.

A lot of infections in Shakespeare plays. These guys did not know about personal hygiene. Hey, wait, is that a clue? You said it was a Shakespeare play? That is a clue. This play is by Shakespeare. Alright, I'd beat you but I'd infect my hand. I'll beat thee but I would infect my hands. And thine particular flatulence is aimed in my direction. Me no likey.

That is from the comedy, Fart with the Wind. Is that where that phrase came from? Me no like? Yeah. Oh. What a reference. Wrong. Mark? I'd beat you but it infect my hands. I'd eat you but it would infect my tongue. I'd fuck you but it would infect my genitals. I'd look at you but it would infect my soul with love it's tragedy wait what did he say I didn't listen that's your answer that's your answer that's your answer I like like it. You were right, by the way. It was a tragedy.

I said comedy. I don't remember what you said. No, look, I didn't expect that you guys would have a lot of Shakespeare, but I was trying to find a topic that I thought Wade might know more about inherently than Mark does because I'm always The quotes I had to memorize. I'm always biased in Mark's favor But honestly mark you're killing it right now. You're doing an excellent job. Yeah, absolutely tearing it up So of course, it's your turn again mark, and I know you're ready cuz you're all warmed up. You got Shakespeare bouncing like atoms in a super collider you ready mark hmm

thine face is not worth sun burning I think that's like a compliment that I guess we should start saying this to people and see how they take it. I don't know You know that you dine what did you even say is that dine? Dine face is not worth sunburn that one did have dine you're right face is not worth sunburning It means like don't go out there. Your face is too beautiful to sunburn right sure. That's what it means right Probably probably comedy Wait, what do you think it is? That's what it means, right? Probably probably comedy Wait, what do you think it is?

Clearly this was an instruction manual about how to avoid sunburn. This is historical Thine face is not worth sun burning Thine son we are left to yearning. Uh-huh. Yeah a little on fact the website don't let him be right Don't let website wiki Howe was actually based on Shakespeare? He wrote a lot of plays with really simple to-do lists as the subject man The quote couldn't be more wrong, but it is historical. Yes. This is from Henry the fifth. Ah The one who didn't get enough food, But was it a fourth aid at all?

Was it a compliment? The internet tells me that it was an insult, meaning that your face is so ugly, even the sun wouldn't bother to look at it, so you wouldn't get sunburned. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I'll give you credit. That's a good one. That's a good one. I respect it. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Wade, you go first. Yes. I really liked this one. I'm going to be honest. This is the quote that made me want to do this and led to the deep pool of regret that never leaves my soul. But I love, I love this quote. And it's very funny.

It is like a barber's chair that fits all buttocks, the pin buttock, the quatch buttock, the brawn buttock, or any buttock. This guy's inventing new butts out here. Yeah, he's labeling so many types of buttocks. And in mine eye, I would love to stroke thine buttock. This is from a comedy, Buttocks of Our lives. You're right that it's a cavity But I hate that that's I hate that that's right because I like your quote I'm mark if you can give me the next line. I'll give you a Saving point because you could save this one from Wade's dude. I'm a boy. I'm a breaker

I remember what type of butts you said, how about this? I'll Google what type of butts those are and I'll show you Listen about it. Oh, okay. Okay the the pin buttock which is the unfortunate probably the quatch buttock As in sassquatch quatch buttock. Without the sass. No sass. Yeah a sassless quatch and then the brawn buttock like brawny brawn buttock n-n-e? no b-r-o-n-n-y it's the brawn son's buttock like brawn brawny paper towels like b-r-a-w-n brawn buttock a brawny man buttock okay all right so I've got I've got pin buttock here. Ah! Ah!

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Whoa, what the fuck is, whoa!

Is it like an eraser? Okay, it's just, whoa! Okay, it's just, whoa! You look at pin buttock and there's a something here. Oh my god. I told you I love this quote. It's a great quote, right? Wade, I think you had this.

What in the fuck? I think you had this. Excuse me? I think you had this. Are you going to share it? I'm scared. I don't. I can't share this on the screen. No, you gotta look it up, man

Okay, good. Thank God. I don't know if I want to do that What you what did you Google just pin buttock pin buttock but talk pin but talk Telling them images and I had a cyst from a broken tailbone man. Whatever is this that look man? What in buttock? Oh? See ah there's also a pin that you can put on your shirt that says I love to eat ass Why are there a bunch of pins of the Jollibee Mascots ass coming up? That's the Jollibee mascot's ass coming up when I searched this. You didn't even notice that either! That's the Jollibee bee. There's a bunch of pins of a caked up Jollibee mascot. That is there.

Um, yeah, so that is that. Quatch, Quatch Buttock doesn't get much. And then Braun Buttock is... Viewers, listeners, don't look this up. I wouldn't recommend it. Yeah, Brawn Buttock is just... Butts, so that's... Okay, I regret doing this. Do I get a point for my pain?

And suffering? Or the other ones at least? You know what, Mark? You earned it. Thank you. Buttock pain. I get a point for butt pain. Yeah, buttock pain. I get a point for butt pain. Thanks. Yeah, buttock pain.

Alright Mark, you're up next. Oh god. Keep killing it, bud. Thanks. This one's pretty funny too. I love yelling this at my friends. Villain! I have done thy mother!

Was this in that conversation, or was it like a bite at my thumb at thee? Is that in the same conversation? Uh, this is not from Romeo and Juliet, but it's the same vibe. Was there any other historical implications for doing thine mother? I... There's probably a lot of them. I'm saying, is this the same meaning? Uh, is a famous quote from shakespeare's play boop

oh i get it i don't know no wait the two two of the place characters accuse the one who says this of undoing their mother and then he says i have done your mother what's that mean I have done your mother. What does that mean? OK. I mean, I feel like that was some clues that I was getting there. Fulani, I could remember what you said. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Is this a tragedy? No, it can't be. It can't be. That's the trick. It's not a tragedy.

This is actually this comedy. And the line that comes before it is, You have undone our mother. Well, yeah, that is 100% correct, actually. I did kind of give that one to you, but you... You have undone our mother, but it is not a comedy. What is the actual quote here? Villain! I have done thy mother!

Okay. This is from Shakespeare's adaptation of the play by Sophocles from like 500 years prior, Oedipus Rex. It's a tragedy, and the following line is, and I have also done mine, mother! I'm gonna say Mark already- Oedipus Rex is the motherfucker. Mark- yeah, I remember that. Mark already got the surrounding quote. He gave the preline, I'm gonna give the postline. I'm gonna say that's one surrounding quote point per round, but it is in fact a tragedy.

From the, and I love the name of this one, the tragedy Titus Andronicus. Great play. Great tragedy. That is by Shakespeare. I looked it up. God, I hope that that's correct. I'm sure that some of this is probably correct. Mark Mark do you want to do another one or do you want to call it? I feel like I'm torturing you. I feel tortured but you know that's that's distractible I'm tough I can deal with it if you want one more. Okay. I will

harbor that against you but only after the episode ends. I will do we'll do one more This is another one of my favorite quotes. It's a good one. It's a classic one. It's a sappy one. Wade, you get to go first on this one. Yes. If music be the food of love, play on.

That's a famous quote. I think that's in like one of the Civilization games. I remember hearing a- That's a very famous quote. What's the Star Trek voice actor who does the voiceover in like some of the civilization games what's his name uh decay i don't know no no i think it's the letter nemois anything yeah i think it's letter nemois yeah he passed away if music be the food of love play on uh this is historically accurate because it was in civilization which is a game about history And quote from Sid Meier is and daddy hungry No, no, no, no, it is trust me

History because No, no, no no mark, he's wrong he's wrong about everything you're wrong about being a save us okay so in no way is any sappy bullshit not in a tragedy but I've been saying that a lot or have I wait I, what did I say last round? I said... Didn't I say any tra- I said... It was a tragedy last round, so you probably didn't say that. I backed away from it being a tragedy, and I went to comedy, which was the wrong move. So my first instinct was right, and my first instinct now is to not trust that it's a tragedy therefore

it must actually be a comedy but when I switch answers before it was wrong could be historical could be a- yeah could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- could be a- Unless it is a trick. Mark, it's not historical, please. You can do this. I believe in you. Unless... It's not historical, Mark. If music is the food of love, play on. Yes.

They said in the middle of the Colosseum when the refs called time and they went, play on! Then that's pretty historical. You have 50-50 shot Mark, you were just guessing. I know, I know, I know. One in three really. Such good odds. No, this is the game show problem. I know I know I know one and three really No, this is this is the this is the game show problem He's got a 50 he's actually got more than a 50% chance because it was a one in three and now it's Doing it's a statistics something and it's good. It's good now. You got 66% chance

Probably don't those things where if you change your answer you have a more probable... You are more probable. If you are the one person who's doing all of the picking and there are three doors and you pick one and that one is not the one you should... Uh... The other... Yes, you should change your answer. If you have one of the other two picked you should change your answer. You should always change your answer. Because that's more likely. Comedy. Don't you fucking do this to me, man. One of the other two things should change your answer. Yes change your answer because yes likely yep comedy

Don't you fucking do this to me man? It's comedy it's comedy it's coming I can't believe after all of that you landed on a comedy. I've got it right Damn it. Oh you should have changed the historical. Ah, no, no, no. You can't get me like that. I had fun. That's really the only thing I'm aiming to accomplish

with these episodes anymore. I'm always exhausted after these like, not quiz ones. I told you they're easy questions. Easy questions. All right. It's like when Chica hears the word bath, she's just instantly like, I hear easy questions. I'm like, Alright, it's like when Chica hears the word bath Just wait till I tell you the questions are really fucking hard. Oh, that's fine. I can deal with that

Mark speaks it says nothing. What of that is I discourses? I will answer it. I am old. It's not to me He speaks Wade you earned points for oh no I'm first not having any memory cars garage door cables question mark that one Shakespeare quote you always say and then you got correctly guessed better strangers fat as butter, brain infection, sunburn, buttocks, and Titus Andronicus. Merk, you earned points for... If any fucking rat looks at those wires... No, those are two separate ones. If any fucking rats touch the wires and also looks at wires in hand, fuck! Because of all the tech things we talked about.

And also, why can't I quit you? That's clearly what comes next. That's where that movie is based on, obviously. You got a plumpy backus point. Thank you. You got a point for being right. You got a point for more... You... More...

More of you... You out of here yes I wrote all of that down you got a point for I'll beat you you got a buttocks pain point you have undone our mother point because you got the quote right and you got the food of love point which means despite how mark feels The score is currently 10 points for mark and 10 points for way I told you you were killing it man What was the thing we were we decided we were gonna add to the wheel?

What was it? It was like half a point. Golf rules that we found out. Golf rules was already on there, so we're good. Oh, that's right. Okay. Does everyone have half a point at this point? I think so.

Someone's given us half a point. So we're gonna spin the wheel of... First we spin the wheel of how many, and then we spin the wheel that many times of all this stuff, so... It wouldn't possibly give us three points again, would it? Okay, two points. Oh, an even number!

Nice, two! We like two! That's probably fine for me, and not at all- NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM Shit! Is there a drink point? No, there's not. Let's see. What am no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, despondent, but that seems a little mean. But Mark was very despondent this episode, even though it's coming into the wheels tide. All right. I'm gonna hit it with a shuffle, shuffle, shuffly shuffle.

And we got two spins of this bitch. Would you had despondent? What's that mean? Bonus point number one is it was almost eight the most, but it's not gonna lie. My previous reason of I just showered does not apply right now. So you're gonna have to make that for yourself. I looking at your cameras. Uh, this is not, I'm not saying that you look bad, Mark, but you do look like you're much closer to needing a shower and Wade looks like he, you look like

you shaved your head not too long ago. Like you look pretty tidied up. I got a striped shirt. Yeah. I feel like I'm going to give that to Wade. I can't argue cause the lack of sleep has definitely affected. Yeah. You've had a hell of a fucking week. I've had, I feel like it's a little worn down. Okay. We don't need excuses for me to be best looking for once. Yeah, otherwise we're never, ever gonna stand a chance. We're gonna have to go this,

depending on why I'm getting the point. I shuffled the wheel. I could just get it for once. We have one more spin. I shuffled the wheel. Please, God, don't do this to me. Oh! Whoa! Wait, did we get to remove it after doing it once? Don't do this to me I think that's a respin. I don't remove it cuz I don't we don't actually want to delete them out of sleep It was almost literally was Sleep last night

Most self last night most self-sabotage that's a host call there was self-sabotage it's really I don't really feel like either of you self-sabotaged very aggressively today yeah I don't want to call that a respite I'm gonna call that a respite that's that's two that's too toss-uppy. If it's best looking again, I might have to give it to you. Did anybody sing? We quoted, did we sing? Hmm. I don't know. Sometimes, some episodes like this I do randomly break out in a song for some bullshit reason.

Oh, yeah. Did you, wait, yeah, did you do that thing where you're trying to think of stuff and you're all oh and I know I went on yeah I didn't know I didn't know I didn't know God come on wheel. Oh yeah sorry. This is torture. Oh I was in the previous episode well that one's pretty clear cut. That was me right? Yeah it was you bud. No, that one's pretty clear-cut. That was me Yeah, all right well eventually

Eventually It's a tie! Eventually Why did you need to toge the last one or look better? No, I'm an ugly loser I get it, I get it That's the conclusion here That's what we're saying Eventually, after winning both bonus points for some reason Wade has 12 points and Mark still has 10 points

But honestly Mark, you did really good Considering that you took a break in the middle to talk about how you felt completely lost and you had no idea what's going on and you were scared and alone. You basically only lost because of chance and you played a great game. Okay, thank you. But wait, winner speech? Yes, great episode, Bob. I'm glad you tested our Shakespearean knowledge and being the one person who was scared and memorizing two stupid speeches like 50 years ago I'm glad I won that point just in case my English teacher is watching see I did learn something

Don't be mad Mark give us your loser speech. You had such a great time today Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo spend my points because I didn't get very many but hey Ben Moe's got my back when even no one else ever will especially myself I have no excuses because I was too poor to be raised by fancy playgoers because we all know Shakespeare wrote plays for the uppity's and the richies and the havey's What I'm pretty sure that's historically accurate. Yeah. Yeah, that's very true and I feel like my upbringing was so disadvantaged that I couldn't even experience the Upper class upbringing that Wade had that's the only reason he won because of his

silver spoons that were in both of his mouths. And that's not my fault. Once again, this is brought to you by Venmo. Whatever your thing is, whatever your excuse may be, you can pay for it with the Venmo debit card. Visit Venmo.me slash debit to learn more. Venmo personal instructions apply. The Venmo MasterCard is issued by the Bancorp Bank NA, pursuant to license by MasterCard International Incorporated. Car may be used everywhere MasterCard is accepted. Alright, thanks Mark.

Good motion speech. Very gracious of you. And I can't stress enough. You did a great job, buddy. Okay. Proud of you. Wade, can't wait for you to host the next one. I'm sure it'll be awesome. Woohoo!

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And I'm not gonna say... the thing... but it's close. It's so close. Whoa, it's close. You better look out. Listeners, he means merch. It's not like it was on screen.

What? There was no vision. You didn't miss anything listeners. He was winking in Morse code with both eyes. It was crazy. So close. He set off his firework display right as he said that. It was nuts. Yeah, the world's most silentest firework.

You really missed it out. You should probably watch yeah So why anyway blew out the microphone? Editors put in fireworks No, don't do that don't Anyway, that's it. See you next time Wade's gonna host. We're out of here podcast out