Distractible - Draw or Die

Episode Date: August 18, 2025

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Amazon. Whatever it is, Prime helps you get more out of whatever passions you're into or getting into. head to amazon.com slash prime and follow your obsession wherever it goes good evening gentle listeners or watchers and welcome to distractible this interactive episode meddling mark uses stock skills to stimulate stupendous scribbling skills sanitation worker wade profits from dishonesty is as artistic as an art valk and describes like a drunk deity babacious bob tidies up by book, menaces, munchkins, but balls and scrolls like a champ.

From Mandy's magnificence to true hilarity, yes, it's time for draw or die. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show. Hello and welcome to distractible. It's going to be a fun one for the viewers For the listeners, it's going to be even more fun And here's why Because you get to play at home So we're going to do the small talk and everything

But everyone who's listening Park your car Get to the side of the road Hit a rest stop And get some paper And a pencil or something to draw with Ask the pilot to land the plane Yeah

For God's sake put headphones in Don't let the pilot hear this episode They cannot hear and under any circumstances. This is distractible. The podcast where anything happens and nothing goes where it's planned and I, as always, am hosting

because that is happening a lot. And then this idea, honestly, Bob helped. It's Mandy's, if we're crediting, it's Mandy's idea. Let's be honest, but... I was going to give you a bonus point. Give it to Mandy.

Mandy gets the bonus point. All right, Mandy's on the board. First up, first point out. Mandy, wow. Yeah, Bob and I are doing our best to make sure you win this episode. Me? You've got the host in a while.

We're trying to help you up. It's feeling bad for you, you know? I don't like the implications of what's being said there, but it's all right. Okay. So, how are you guys? How's life? Older, wiser, more out of shape. We got a new pen.

Unfortunately, it's not down here I would show you. That's a terrible small talk. The part of my office you can't see is clean again. I feel like I go through cycles of this. I was in a depression pile, but it's all clean over there off camera. Mine's not. Mine's not. No, well, comes and goes.

Yeah, we need some clean in here All right, well, clean point, I guess I remember to take the garbage out And by that, I mean, Molly remembered for me to take garbage out But did you actually roll it? I rolled it, but we rolled it. Man, the point criteria

is gonna be real low today, man, Wade took the garbage out, you cleaned just being a normal human, I guess, as a struggle. I'm never, I barely function, man. This is big steps for me. Listen, one of us lives in the L.A. lights, two of us live that Ohio

normal life. We clean, we buy pens, take garbage out. Wait, did I tell the story about how I scared the children? I think I did. I don't know. I don't remember that. Maybe that happened since we recorded it actually, so there's no way that I did. I scared some children. Oh, typical Ohio stuff,

see? All right, okay, go on, go on. So I've been, I got a thing off of Facebook marketplace as per how it usually goes. It's either a drug deal in a parking lot or someone leaves it on their porch and you tucked the $20 under the mat, right? It was one of those.

This was one of those. They were like, it was a thing for James. It was a little toy thing. He was getting really into Hot Wheels. It was not a valuable thing. And this lady was like, I'll just leave it on the front porch. I'm really busy today. And I was like, that's totally fine.

I'll just swing by and get it sometime this morning. I'm also busy. That was the agreement. And I was just going to stick 20 bucks under the mat. And I got to the house, the address that she sent me. And I saw the thing sitting on the front porch. But it was at the house, which was down a very long driveway, which was filled with several children riding their bikes up and down the driveway.

So I pulled up and I was like, hmm, I don't really want to carry this. I don't want to walk up the whole drive. I'll see if I can pull. So I sort of pulled up toward the driveway and was like soft waiting to see if the kids would get out of the way. And they looked at me and were kind of like, hmm. And they went up towards the garage or the house like they were going to run away. And I pulled very menacingly and slowly up the driveway the whole time the kids were increasing. concerned, like, wait, he's

actually coming there. Oh, God, what did Mom say about strangers? Wait a second. Hang on. There's something we're supposed to do here. And I literally like, I got up there, I parked, and I got out of the car with, like, my hands up. Like, an officer was, was detaining me. And I was like, no, it's

okay. I'm buying the thing from your mom. Kids, the thing on the porch. Did she tell you? Did she tell? And they were like, oh, yeah, she totally said a guy in a car was going to be here this morning to pick up the... That's cool. You're cool, dude. You're cool.

But it was not cool. They were clearly freaked out. And they, like, ran away inside. And I just went up to the porch and was like, took the thing, ran away all sketchy, like. It was really awkward. I don't know if I've ever done a Facebook Marketplace deal that didn't end in some level of awkwardness.

But that one felt bad because it was kids. Didn't see the adult. Didn't get close to the kids. Barely said a couple sentences to them. But they were definitely freaked all the way out. And I still feel kind of bad about it. I was hoping they all would come up just Macy or something. But James loves that toy.

That's his new favorite toy. So, Worth it? You do what you got to do. Yeah, that makes sense. All right, yeah, scares children. But hey, if it's for your own child, scare all the children in the world.

Yeah, I scare all the other children. I'm giving you a point too, Bob. It doesn't mean anything, but I'm giving you one too. I respect that. I'll also make sure that next time you host, I get that point. I'm coming back for that point. We need to have an episode where everyone, Everyone's keeping their own scores, and then we add them all up to the other episode and then tally the winner that way.

That's not a bad idea. Constitutional Amendment? What? Everyone must keep score. We average out our points. The episodes are going to start being like 80 to 93. That would mean hosts could win. If the two competitors really like what the host had going, you could give the host the win.

Like, man, you earned it today. Yeah, you better start buttering us up, host. You earned it, yeah. It's a good episode. Okay. All right. Wait, anything else besides trash? Nope.

Lying to me. Really thought you were going to get something there. I don't have to give a point for lying or taking one away. Oh, give. Be my personal set. All right, all right. Plus a lying point. I can lie.

You mean a lie to you? I'll lie all the time. Oh, you got a quotation point. There are literally quotations around your point. I like that. It's a lying point. Can I get an asterisk point, too? No.

There was no asterisk. You need to do something asterisk worthy to get that. Okay. All right. So, we're going to rush into the game because I got to rush out of this house building. I'm going to rush out of this. Where are you? I'm going to rush out of this apartment house, condo home, the office.

This is called, I believe, Pictionary of some kind of charades. What is it? Pictionary. Pictionary? Oh, charades involves much less art. I like that. Telephone chenary. picture, picture phone, picture phone.

Telefunctionary. All right. So what's going to happen is I'm getting some stock photos. I have turned off the, this stock photophiles. I can't trust it anymore because you turn off the include AI results in them because all the stock photo sites are just saturated with it. It's still like just chucks the ones that aren't labeled in there. Still everywhere. Because people are uploading because they want to make money, you know, whenever their stock photo gets used, they get a cut.

So people are still just flooding and they're like, oh, it's not AI. Yes, like clearly it is. But these seem to be stock photos in the old way. You remember. I know the dark room, the chemicals. Yes, I recall. Yes, yes, yes. All right.

So what's going to happen is I have them here. I am going to give them. Each competitor is going to take a turn. I'm going to send them a DM of this image. If I can send it directly, I'll probably have to use Discord for that. And then they're going to describe. to the other one what that picture

is without giving away. Like, you can't say words in there. If there are words in there, you have to give descriptions of what the image is. You can say as descriptive you want, colors, actions, placement. I recommend being as descriptive as possible, but if, you know,

I don't have many words in here, but you know, just like some constraints. So, be as descriptive. The other one will have MSPain open and they are going to draw that. And I will give points based on how accurate it is from the source material out of three points three being absolutely accurate two being that was really good one being you drew a line i will want you'll always get one you could get three all right i thought it was going to get a lot of zeros i'm looking forward to

my ones nah no zero's here it's going to be fair not not because i think wait can't do it because i think i can't do it but i'm excited i'm going to ignore the part of this where it's beneficial for me to give the wrong description to give Bob as few points as possible. Ah, we're good sports here. Come on. See, you take turns. Yeah, I know. That's why I'm ignoring that part. All right.

Okay. Look, that's up to you. If you want to play that strategy, but I don't know. I'm going to give the best descriptions I can, which may not still be good, but I will do my best. That's what I imagine is going to happen. I'm going to give even better ones. No, I'll give you better ones, Bob. Babe Bob.

Come on, babe. Alright, you get a babe point I'm gonna give you the best ones, babe I'm gonna give you the best ones, babe Alright, I'm gonna flip, heads is Wade, tails is Bob Tail Bob Yes You are getting the picture first, you are describing first

Oh wait, I'm drawing first You're drawing first, Wade, I assume that's what you wouldn't want to do Yes, it's what I wouldn't want to do Yeah, all right Fuck Editors, I apologize in advance for all of the share, unshaping Share, share, unshare. You're going to hate this. Ah, they love that shit. That's just the best.

That was exactly the thing. They're like, please never do this again. All right. So, Bob, I am DMing you on Discord a picture. Wade, do you have MSPaint open? Yeah, let me share my screen. What the fuck? All right. Hey, I tried to get some good ones. I don't draw, so I don't even know how to use MSP. This is going to be terrible.

You click and you draw. Yeah, yeah, I got that part. How do you change the size of your cleaner? It's on the left. a wiener slider. Mark, I think this is going to go really well. I think so also true, too, also. Wade, we have an easy start. Are you ready to get started, Wade? Yeah, yeah, let's do it. Also, for everyone playing at home, and this is the listeners, you can also, I guess the viewers could, but listeners, you must, you must compulsory participate in this. Your points are on the line.

This is the one episode where the listeners could retroactively win. That's a lie. It's not true. Okay. Do you get a lie point? Well, we'll see how it goes over. You know what? Why not? I'll dip my toes into this competition. It's anybody's game.

Quote lying. Now we get golf rules and Mark does win his own episode. Man, you are putting a lot of faith in these lying points. These quotations. Well, Mandy's on the board. So really, honestly, it's, it's, uh, anyone. You better hope you earn another one. Are you guys ready?

I'm going to put two minutes. It's two minutes free to these to describe. Oh, God, man. I can't draw a straight line in two minutes. Are you ready? Nope. Let's do it. Three, two, one, go.

Wait, it's a yellow rectangle. It's all yellow. You know what color yellow is? There you go. Yellow rectangle. It's filled in with yellow. The background's yellow, but also there's a yellow door in the middle of it,

and the door is swung open towards, like all the way open. Okay. So you're going to want a couple more shapes in there, like a door shape and like a door front. frame shape. Yeah. The door is also yellow, so you could just like outline it.

Yep, I'm doing that, I think. Okay. And the doorway, is it like a black filled doorway? No, no.

It's all yellow. You can just sort of just see the outline of the door, but it's yellow door on yellow background. I wanted him to click that so bad. I know. It was an open line I see. What colors the doorknob? The doorknob is also yellow.

There's only one other color in the whole scene, and it's on the, the character that's in the scene. Character, okay. What character? It's like the color of Cookie Monster. It's like the size and proportions of a person. Like, so as tall as the doorway and longer fur than Cookie Monster, but blue.

Okay, by character, do you mean like a person or like a letter? A person. 40 seconds. A blue person? It's a blue person with long blue hair. No facial features, no fingers, no toes. Hair. Face hair.

arm hair legs hair color blue oh they're in the door oh they're in the door that's such an important thing to know okay uh just keep going get something down 20 seconds blue get a blue guy hair hair hair yep hair everywhere they have a hairy face all hair no you can't even see the face just hair five seconds oh so hairy this is hair and they're waving they're here which you already kind of have all right

okay wow that is I mean I started it off with a simple one wait I wanted Bob to have something simple to describe I underestimated how hard

the describing part was gonna be I'm not gonna lie oh no it's only gonna get harder I got did I do good you know what you know what though

I'm not mad at that Yeah, wait, I'm gonna send you the picture that I sent Bob and should you share it so the viewers can actually see it Well, you you open it in MS paint so it's all on your shared screen. Yeah, so you're gonna download and you gonna put it in there that way we're not constantly up and down too much Okay, so you see you the picture that it's supposed to be? Oh, okay, that there's a lot of hair Yeah, honestly I like yours Wade. I can see I can see things about it that I like that are Fine there we go my door's on the wrong side the color are right the door's not quite right but it is open there's a blue hairy guy waving there's a blue hairy guy waving the correct arm is up not in the doorway well there's the arrow yeah there's an

arrow for the intention yeah yeah he got that i'm gonna give you two points i'll be easy on these first few ones it's not completely accurate but it's pretty good i'll give this two points i can't tell a difference wow you need to get your eyes checked look i mean okay listeners at home i'm sure you did probably equivalent but the viewers out here are like oh man two was generous for that but i'm giving two i think it's a three so it's all settle for two but man this is perfect to me so now i'm going to send you wade something to describe to bob it's something basic so both of these i believe are equivalent parallels right now to work with maybe we'll see are you ready yeah Everyone's going to see how good I am at this

Oh yeah Three two one go Bob we have a light blue background Solid light blue background Rectangle square what are we working with here Yep big rectangle sure Got it fill it in with a light blue Yeah yeah yeah yeah

We have a guy in a slightly darker blue shirt White guy looks like he has an okay tan But you can just do a white man With a dark hair like a dark brown or black hair Kind of the floofed up And he's got a beard mustache combo. Yep. Flute hair.

Got it. Flute tear. Got of a beard mustache combo. Yep. Yep. Perfect. That's it. That's it.

Well, no. Hold on. You can forfeit your time. His torso hits the bottom of the rectangle. So we'll just shrink that rectangle down a little bit. Yeah, got it. But his arms. His arms are holding one of those movie things that you click before, like,

start filming you're like uh scene for action a clapber board is that what you're saying a claper board yeah yeah got it is uh right hand is holding it kind of pacman style open where it's facing his left shoulder open yeah like that but over his chest and stomach okay good good we'll get there good so i guess for accuracy have the right hand float on the side closest oh that's not what you want That's our time. 25, 23, 22. Just, yeah, just leave it there. Put his right hand on the side closest to it and his left hand on the bottom.

Right hand on the side closest to it. Oh, he's got fat fingers. It's fine. Fingy, Fingy, Fingy. Just draw the art. Hand on the bottom. Fingy, Fingy, Fingy. Is he happy or sad?

He's happy! All right. He's a happy man. All right. There we go. Man, that was. Great. Good Lord. Oh, man, he's so happy.

I'm going to send you the picture, Bob. I'll make a spot here so you can see it. It is good. I think that this one is not quite accurate, but, you know. I love this for me. Ah, great. Bob, really quickly cut out the thing and move it to the left. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Here, yeah. Here, yeah, here. You want me to fix it? Here, just go like this and just put it right in front of them like that. Is that what you want? Well, I haven't given the points yet, so be careful. All right.

So I'm going to give you two. I think for the same reason with Wade's is it was good effort. Clapboard's in the wrong place. It's in the wrong direction, must like the door was. But this is pretty good. I would give you a high to if it was any differentiation. I'll take a high to. I think that's a good thing to specify.

Yeah, high two. You got a high two. Bob, are you ready for your next one? Oh, yeah. I think this is relatively good. Okay. Bob, this is your next picture to describe to Wade for him to draw. Oh, fuck.

Oh, come on. It's still simple. I mean, hooray. Yeah, it's not like horrendously bad, but there's a lot of, all right. Are you guys ready? Oh, I'm ready. We're going to say everyone at home got their pencils and papers. Are you ready?

All right, whatever. Fine. I guess the viewers could have been playing along, too. This is... No, they're not allowed. They've got to watch. All right, yeah. Listeners get to play.

Well, watchers have to watch. Listeners, you play. You'll never know how accurate you work. I like the dichotomy of that experience of the watchers get to see it from the beginning and watch how the painting comes together. But then the listeners don't ever get to see anything and are angry about it. But they get to play. Oh, but they get to play. That's right.

That's right. That's right. The viewers aren't allowed to play. If any viewers play, you are automatically a listener. Remove your eyes. everyone thinks we're so biased against the listeners take that viewers yeah take that viewers ready three two one go wait i'm setting the scene you're going to want a gray rectangle what we have is a person who's basically in the center it's a guy he's facing towards the left he's holding up his

camera his arm that's closer to the camera and looking at a watch and his other hand in the background is pressing the button on the elevator so gray rectangle we're in an elevator there's a guy and he's he's got a dark gray beanie and like dark sort of square glasses. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. And then he's holding his

It's going to be. How do you even do that? Hello. I see. There's the whole Go on. Dark gray beanie square glasses. Minut 15. He's holding his left arm up in front of him like sort of like

this looking at his watch. He looks angry. He's mad. He's yelling at his wrist for some reason. And then his other arm, his right arm is out behind him, like reaching out, touching the elevator button. And the elevator button is red. That's like the one pop of color. There's a red elevator button. And then above it on the wall, there's a couple red marks. Oh, no. No, I like it. I like where this is going. I see it. Okay, there's a button that's red. And above it, there's some red marks. Some red marks above it, like a little red circles or something up there.

And then he's pushing the button. 30 seconds. Yep. Pushing the button with his left arm. we're gonna have time for some detail I like this Oh wait left arm He's pushed above his right arm right arm right? His right arm Yeah he's reaching out behind it With his right arm pushing the button

And you have his watch Yep He's wearing like gray hoodie Not very interesting You could put some vertical lines Around the wall behind him You know elevators have like segmented paneling Just put some like vertical lines

To sort of be like the panels of the elevator type of deal Vertical lines And time Never mind on the lines We're good Sorry, I bet I was so enraptured by what was going on. I didn't know.

I got his hoodie. It looks like a dinosaur on his back. Okay, well, funny thing about a hoodie. Not entirely sure. Oh, that's not a hoodie, is it? Okay, well, I got his hoodie. All right, wait, there's your picture. All right, bring that bad boy in there.

This is really good. I don't know why you brought his penis into the equation, but penis, what? What? He ends at his dick? What is that? No, Wade, just crop it in a little bit If you just crop it in See, that's the thing, right? No, no altering the picture, no altering the picture.

Wade has just really zoomed up What the fuck? That's fine, everything's fine. I did nothing. For listeners, Wade just deleted his old picture, his entire drawing for like half a second. Yeah, but it's fine, it's here. This is really accurate, though.

I'm not going to judge based on artistic ability. This was incredible description because if I look at the head, Even the position of his face is pretty spot on for a two-minute drawing, the arm going up and curving in towards his mouth. He's not shouting, but he's definitely angry. The right arm with the finger extended to the button, that's spot on. I would say it looks more like he's outside the elevator than inside. But Wade, I'm going to give this a three.

Woo! I think this is about as close as I could have ever hoped. You have the details correct. the, except for that being outside the elevator, I think all the, and the hoodie and the penis. Outside of those details, I think I have to give this the first three of the day. I feel good about that. Yeah, Bob, I would give you, if we're giving any points based on descriptions, you would have that. And maybe honestly, the game should have been that points on descriptions, but I got to stick to my guns.

No, I like it. Stick to your guns. Other than the hoodie, Bob, you were spot on. Yeah, I really, I got caught up on the hoodie thing. I was trying to give you more detail. That was a mistake. But you were so good from the beginning. You were so dead on.

I was like, what do I even tell him? All right, Wade, here's your picture to describe it to Bob. This will be the last of the relatively simple ones. And then it gets more complicated. Oh, fuck. Okay. Oh, come on, man. Bob, I hope you're ready to draw.

I would say this is about the same as that other one, but maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm wrong. Are you ready? Yeah. Three, two, one, go. Bob, we have a top half of our image is sky, and then the bottom half there's some like mountains, especially on the left side.

There's kind of a mountain goes about halfway up. You got it, but the peak of which cutting off there on that left side of the image. You got it, brother. All right. Just so you know, in the sky with his knees, feet about equal with the left side mountain part, nope, doesn't go all the way up.

It goes about halfway up. Fine. All right, that's fine. Goes about halfway up, getting there. Halfway up the total image. How's that? Perfect. There's a man who is jumping, and I really hope he's not parachuting, because his parachute's still in his parachute bag.

He's wearing, like, I don't know, like a khaki-colored pants, dark shoes. He's still not like kicking pose, like when you jump up in your side and you kick both of your feet up. And he's got his arms behind him, like Bruce Almighty when he strips his clothes off. One minute. A lot of detail going into that mountain. Yeah, the mountain, let's do the guy Hang on, I got The guy kicking his feet up

Arms back, Bruce Almighty We're in a backpack Yeah, good, good, good Guys got khaki's red jacket, I guess The backpack is black With like a little yellow blanket at the bottom of it And it's between his arms back there I got this

All right, I believe in you, 35 And then like a brown hair Once you get those khakis in the backpack Make sure you get that backpack Black backpack with a yellow blanket folded up underneath it yeah it's a little yellow blanket calm down 15 dark hair he's facing away from us so you can just fill in the whole back of the head oh where's dark brown when you want it just go black it's good enough dark brown hair you got it brother uh and it's sunset so you can't see the sun but there's some yellows above the ground there Ah, time's up.

All right. There was a full minute on that mountain. I gotta say, a full minute. Look, it's a really good mountain, right? It's a good, well... Isn't it good? It's good, right? I'm glad we focus the mountain.

I wonder if it's the mountain in the picture. Here it is, Bob. Hey, yeah, God, wait. No, I feel pretty good about this. Wait, it's funny, it's funny, but I feel pretty good. good about this. Hang on, hang on. It looks like his head's melting. No, no. Actually, I think that's

the least of my concerns about it. It looks the same to me. I can't tell the difference. Can you guys, can you guys tell the difference between these images? All right. Actually, when you put them side by side, okay, when it's on that side, it's less, because the mountains were Oh, let me just cover that up real quick.

There's a big, there's a big very accurate mountain over. I think the mountains are there, you know? It's mountain. Okay, the mountain is there. I like the mountain. All right. Why did you say the bottom is, you didn't say the bottom is green, did you? You said there's mountains. No, I just said like the top half is sky,

then there's like mountains and land beneath, but yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, so as much as I'm laughing, I will say this is very good. You got the legs flailing back, the arms flailing black, the jacket, the backpack is there with the yellow roll under. I even have his arm

occluding part of the backpack. I went back for the details. It's great. I think that's great. ignore his fingers. Fingers, I'm not even going to worry about that. There's some AI generated ass fingers, but that's fine. It just broke his hands on the way. It's fine.

Yeah, this is totally fine. I think that it's the background I got to dock something on. What do you mean? It's not like sunset. There's no hint of the setting. The mountain is a little tall. You know he's jumping in the mountains. Look, if it's, I just, again,

just zoomed out, right? Their picture of the mountain cuts off like here. You're right, you're right. But there's a huge peak just out of frame in this picture, I'm pretty sure. Like if you line it up, right? Right, right. Yes, yes. You're actually.

Him, shockingly, is great. I think that he gets you the two points. But the background, I just got to say, it looked like he jumped from the grass on the ground instead of at the top of a mountain. I think he did. Well, yeah, the secret for this photo is that the ground is like just

below frame, but in here, Bob, you get a high two. All right, another high too. It's still another high two. I'm sorry, Bob, I tried. No, honestly, that was good. That was pretty good. I'll take that. If that's the level of description I have to live with, I'm happy with that. I'll take that. Yeah, good, because it gets way harder after this. Okay, good, good, good, good. Get to Toronto's main venues like Budweiser Stage and the new Roger Stadium with Go Transit. Thanks to Go Transit's special online e-ticket fairs, a $10 one-day weekend pass offers unlimited travel on any weekend day or holiday anywhere along the Go Network. And the weekday group passes offer the same weekday travel flexibility across the network, starting at $30 for two people and up to $60 for a group of five. Buy your online go pass ahead of the show at go-transit.com slash today.

Now we're dealing with perspective and we're dealing with heavy occlusion and I don't even know what those words mean well you're you first start learning first person or third person well I've given you all right well I'll let Bob take the thank you know you can describe it if you want to give me a head start Bob I have no bias what in the shit is even that I have no bias I have no bias I can it's hard to understand it's hard to understand understand what's happening in this picture. All right. I'm getting there. Hang on. Okay. Are you ready, Wade? Praise I'm going to be boss. Okay. All right. Three, two, one. Go. All right. Start with a black rectangle and then make the bottom like 25% of it purple. The purple part you're making is a desk. This is like a gaming setup. It's a monitor sitting on the desk. The monitor takes up most of the background, but it's blurred. And it looks like it has like, wow, or something that looks kind of like, I'm monitoring most of the back, like this much of it? Yes.

Yeah, perfect. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it has a game on it. It has something that looks kind of like, wow, or like the, what, Diablo, something kind of isometric or RTSC. First person, third person. Third person, from above. You're looking down on a battlefield and you have spells at the bottom. 115.

Maybe just make it blue. How about blue? Let's go blue. It's a blue. It's a blue rectangle. make it a blue blue rectangle oh god

oh yeah maybe just maybe just draw a blue rectangle with the rectangle tool oh no squiggle squiggle

all right there's an arm reaching in yes perfect from the left side of the screen there's an arm reaching in and holding like an old school

alarm clock that has like the two bells on top it's just just an arm holding a circle that is a clock and give it what time is it It's 2.15.

It's also 30 seconds left. He's got this. He's got this. He's got this. The arm is also vaguely red, but that's a very secondary issue. Oh, it's... It's... It's a digital clock.

Because it was too late, man. Let's go on. 15 seconds. You could still get it. There's so much left. There's also a keyboard and a mouse on the... Keyboard. Yep.

Well, they're wireless. Oh, no, they are wired. You're right. That's so good. Well, they go. The keys, S and time, time. Well, there's an S key. Oh, wow.

All right. Okay. All right, I'm sending you the picture. Oh, dear God. No, it's really good. I think you did a really good job. Uh-huh. I think it kind of nailed it in certain ways,

depending on how you think about it. Look, 215 bells. 215 yeah I think it's actually 815 I'm not sure but wait let me see is that it really looks like it's at the 8 oh no that's the shadow you're totally right you're totally right I was wrong it's so it's 215 all right all right all right okay there's a third person game in the background lots of blue yep yeah oh so much blue it's blurry and blue just imagine there's a lot of stuff it's really blurry they turned on the gauzy and blur and then they meant to put it it up to like 20%, and they were just like, whoop, and it's just really blurry. Here's the thing. You got the desk. Yep, desk.

Mouse, keyboard, monitor, clock, bells. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Really good. Really good. You got the basic idea going on. There is, I believe there's a game on that screen. I believe it's a screen.

The main subject of the photo is the arm and the clock. And it's red. It's very much the center. piece of this composition. You're not wrong. And it's missing key details. You have a digital, it's a physical, it's red.

That's basically it. So I'm going to give you. You got bells. I don't know why a digital has bells, but that's cool. I'm giving you a one. And I think you know you deserve that. I think you know. They're the same photo.

I think we could all agree. It's all Wade's fault. Quick, let's do the next one. All right, okay, all right. Before anyone analyzes it too deeply, let's move away from that comparison. Wait, you'll notice that I've matched these up kind of thematically, and I think that you'll find that this one also, but I'll let you be the judge if you think that this is relatively equivalent.

This one also has a serial killer's hand? Well, maybe. Wow, man. Okay, interesting, interesting. So you get why that is thematically similar, right? Yeah, yeah, I got this. All right, Bob, are you ready?

Yes. Okay, three, two, one, go. All right, Bob, we have a really zoomed in image of a window being opened by a crowbar, and the crowbar is the focus, but the guy's face blur in the background. So I'm going to guide you through here. About halfway down is your crack.

Okay? We're going to have crack with like some brown panels around the windows Vertically Got it Other way Other way completely 100% vertical This is the crack

This is the crack right Okay Yeah just Jesus fuck Oh it's a vertical window We're ignoring the whole bottom half of your image Oh God Okay there's a guy in a robber's mask

In the crack Okay he goes right here That's the wrong tool That's the wrong tool His face takes up the whole thing. Yeah, perfect. Like that, got it. Uh-huh.

Oh, yeah, sure. Got it, got it, got it. Um, that's his face. Okay. Hang on, I'll fix that. I'll fix that. Now, he's blurred. He's blurred out.

So that's perfectly fine, probably. Like an orange red, red, like a little rusted red crowbar is the focus of the image. Okay, like a rusted red crowbar. It's coming in the window. He's out back. Got it. The crowbar's coming through in front of his, chest. Yep, got it.

It's curved, the curved part. It's the curved part. Yep. So curve it and put the little prongs to the other way. And put the prongs the other way. Got it, got it. The right side of the window has a white curtain going up and down. Okay, okay, good, good. His left hand is holding the crowbar under his chin and right over his mouth, basically. Okay, his left hand. I'm getting a lot of, stuff. 10 seconds.

Oh, that's the wrong color. That's the wrong color. Hang on. Why is it still red? Why aren't we changing colors? Three, two, one. Hang on. It's his left hand. Oh, my God. Okay, that... I feel like I failed you there somehow, but man. Oh, man. I knew when the horizontal line came in that it was going to be a wild ride.

But I got to say, I got to say that arm edition really... Doing a lot of heavy lifting. So there's, I sent you the picture. What is that? Holy shit. Holy shit. I'm sorry, Bob. We have so many details that go over so quickly.

Wait, look. Look how good it is. Look at that, guys. It really is. If you didn't put that arm in there, if you didn't put that arm in the last second, there's no way I would have known what this was. It is shocking how much that arm helped me.

My God, it would have been an egg and a candy cane if you didn't put that arm in there. The color is really close. His mask is very accurate. It's a, yep. Welding mask or robber. I feel, I feel like the perspective is a little off. The curve is in the right, or you fix it, you use your, what little time you had left after wasting so much of it wisely. I can't give this more than a one

I can't I don't see how I don't know I have to say it like that Overlit Look yeah look at that if you just Well hey I'll if you wait if you think this is worthy of a two Because I gotta say he did He's squeezing through a vertical gap

It's just his head his head he seems like he's in the window Instead of just a crowbar Mine's the next picture in the series is the thing He's got the window open a little further and he's like And he's in. He's getting in. Wade, I'll leave it to you. This would be a low, a low, too.

This would be a low two. Low too. Low too. We got to set the bar for myself here moving forward. This is at least a low, too. I don't think we have time for another one after this. Oh, thank God. We're done.

Oh, we're free. Yeah. To everyone at home, I unfortunately have to leave soon after this, so I don't have a lot of time. So I have to end this here. So this is really the determining factor. I think that arm saved you. I would have been like you put lines on there. You have the crowbar as the focus.

Wade understood to communicate that. But this is a low, too. I got you. I need to understand how low this too is. It doesn't deserve it too, but I'm not going to tell you not to give me to. Wade thinks it does. So I'll give it to him.

Well, to be fair, at the time, I thought we was going to have another one after this. And based on the last two images, I needed all the help I could get. All right, all right. low two. I'm going to give you a low two crowbar. All right. And that will bring it to a close. We have to get through the

the scoring. Very funny, though. I think the extra point is for how hard I was laughing during that one. Very funny. Just everything I said like line or is on. No, vertical. Crowbar. Face it? Nope. Other way. All right. So, Wade, you got points for garbage? You got a lion point, but it has quotes around it. So I think that's conditional. If it was going to save you from a tiebreaker,

wait, no, that wouldn't be fair to you guys because you want me, you want it to tie. I'll give you the point. You have the point. All right. Babe, you got a point for Babe. You got two points for the yellow guy. So there's five.

You got three points for the elevator, eight, and then you got one point for the red hand guy. So you're at nine. Bob, you got a cleaning point. You scared those kids good. You got a point for that. You got a high two points for the blue guy. you got a high two points for the jumping guy

and you got a low two points for the crowbar so that brings you up to eight so you're going into the final round with Wade 9, Bob 8 Mandy won Me one How many things are we doing It's either three or one

That's the rules Ooh Ooh hey Three all right So I think I want to add to this Most artistic If in the episode art came up at all This might be a skip for the times it lands out, but if art came up, most artistic.

I do like, this is going to require us to remember it. I think it'd be really funny if there was one that said lie points don't count. And from here on out, if you gave someone a liar point, they go away on the wheel spin. And then we should have another one that's double. Lies count is double. I'll let you add two because I like those. Okay, let's add two then. If you guys are in agreement, that's fun.

Yeah, yeah, sure. That's fine. Lie points don't count. Lie points are double. The lying is a gamble. It's always a gamble. Come on, lie points. Got the bad one for Wade.

Okay. Worst luck. So the only thing that I would say is whoever got the worst picks. I'll give it to Bob because literally he had three 50-50s on that last drawing and picked wrong each time. That's true. He did go, yeah, that was, you're right. Actually, that qualifies. Everything he could have done.

I was like, nope, other way. That's true. That's true. That was like two or three coin flips. I can't think of a moment for me that happened. That's fair. That's fair. All right.

Bob gets the worst luck point. All right. Come on. Live points. Deleted. Happiest contribution. Okay. Bob, you scared children.

I scared children. Is that happy? Made me happy when you did the garbage. Mandy gave the idea. Yeah, Mandy point. If you guys think, yeah. Honestly, she's on the board. We have to pit people.

on the board as a legitimate competitor, so... And he gets the happy point. Yep, Mandy's at two points. Golf rules? Well, I'm at one, but it's a lion point, so who knows? Oh! Anybody eat anything? I ate one of these, bad boys.

He ate one of those? That's a Bob point. It's the most. I ate a green apple, sugar-free, what is it called? Jolly Rancher. Oh, shit, and that puts them up to 10 points. A high 10.

B'am, p'am, p'u-o. To Wade's nine, unfortunately. Wade, the wheels didn't turn in your favor. If you'd had the worst luck now, then that would go to you, but unfortunately it didn't. Bob, congratulations. But I'm going to let Wade go first on the speeches. I think

the color red really lit me down today. If I just made a red glove, a red clock and knowing the difference between digital and that other word, I would have really pulled this one through. But the wheels spoken, I forgot about the whole coin thing we have, and I lost.

I did, didn't I say, allowed that it was an analog clock that it was a circle you probably did you did you did old school analog clock you said that yeah I tried I tried it my best there were a lot of details going through my mind I got bells I heard bells drew the fuck out of that mountain though didn't I you sure did that was a really strong mountain hell of a mountain all right Bob it feels good to finally win one it hasn't been that long but it just feels like because Mark keeps winning and then winning it feels like there's a lot of time in between the Mark era.

Honestly, this idea was really fun. I would do more of this. It just feels good. Feels happy. And I'm really glad nobody used to coin flip. All right, end it, Mark. All right, well, we're going to end it. Thank you guys so much.

Stay tuned for Bob's episode next week. If you like this, we can bring it back. There's been some pretty good repeats that we've been doing, but we try to keep it fresh here. I don't know why I'm saying that like that. I don't know. I thought I'd like get him with those. Keep it fresh, San Diego.

Keep it fresh. San Diego, uh, something like that. Anyway, Bob Wade, merch is actually, and if these guys have seen, seen the merch. Seen it. Allegedly, I've allegedly seen a legend merch. No, you have actually seen it, because you commented

on it. I saw you say something about it. I'm in there. I saw that. All right, well, that'll do it for today. Thank you. Be well. Podcast out.