Distractible - Five Nights at Freddy’s Tier List (Part 2)

Episode Date: September 4, 2023

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Five Nights at Freddy's Tier List, Part 2. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show. Hi, welcome to Distractible. I was testing out Markiplier and friends and, you know, I felt like it was a little too egotistical. You know, and that's not what I'm about. I'm not an egotistical guy. So welcome back to Distractible, hosted, of course, by me, Markiplier. And I'm here with my friends, my very good friends who appreciate me every day and cherish the moments that we get to converse together.

Yeah, I love it, Mark. I love what you host. How's it going? Great, man. Good to see you. Wait, did you have a stroke? Are you okay? I'm fine. This is my thinking face. Your face is really scrunched up on one side. Yeah, I totally get stuck like this. I think it's true. All right.

Well, do you want us to, like, call a doctor? No. All right. Anyway, so it's been quite an adventurous week. I got back from Dallas. Yay. I was just out there to work on music for Iron Long and talk about that. And that's coming along really nicely. If no one knows, the person doing the music is Andrew Hulshult.

So Andrew is a very talented musician. I butchered his name before and everyone's now calling him Hulshult. He's a nice guy and it was a lovely trip. And also, I met Lixian. Lixian was there? In real person, yep. Oh, that's fun. Not in fake person?

Doesn't he live in Portugal most of the time? He does. That's not in Texas at all. Yeah, I flew him out for this meeting. What a first experience to come to America and go to Dallas, Texas. Like, that's probably the most american it could probably be you land at the airport they give you your pistol and your whiskey and there's a side on the way out that says you better shoot that thing in the air and celebrate me and in texas well the united states might have been born like in boston or philadelphia

or whatever but we know america was born in texas of course of course ain't that the truth did you guys i know it was a work thing did you get him some barbecue or something did you no that's the tragedy we didn't have time uh because we really had a lot to do and it was such a short trip or else i would have gotten him like texas barbecue but it's just an excuse he's got to come back out again it was just like a short like three-day trip it was that that was all we had time for because there was just so much to go over for you know the movie but it was just like a short, like, three-day trip. That was all we had time for because there was just so much to go over for, you know, the movie. But it was really nice because, you know, I've known him for like nine years now, and I've never once seen him in person.

So to be able to see him in person was very nice. That's fun. But how are you guys doing? What exciting things are happening in your life? Oh, you know, same old, same old. Moving in, family stuff stuff car shopping finally no except you're not that's a lie that's a straight up lie you and i literally looked at cars earlier bob i didn't look at cars i just told you things about he told me before we started this that he was he

they were going to go car shopping but it's gonna be a hot today so okay that's that's also leaving out some context it's like a hundred degrees and walking around outside looking at cars while having a car that has no working air conditioning and whose fault is that i don't actually know the answer. I don't know. What's the correct answer? He probably didn't do it. If you're just trying to say it's not your fault, that's fair. I saw him.

He was under the car hood. I saw him put something in front of him. One day you walk out of the driveway, the hood's open, and you look, and you're like, is that Jesus? And he's just like, and runs away across the pool. You know how I know it was him. He was walking on oil and left no footprint. Wow.

That's incredible. Really cool story. Your life is so exciting, Wade. Bob, how's your boring, dumb life? Well, Mark, you remember that monitor you suggested and that I did some research into and was totally into? Yeah. It's in a box right there. You're the new me!

You're the Foxes! This is my Wade box! Yes! Never open it! I think you're going to like it. I'm looking at you on that monitor right now and you look great. If this week wasn't accidentally the most stressful week we've had as part of the move, I would already have it set up.

But for some reason, Manny and I decided it would be a really good idea to have our housewarming party this coming Saturday, even though we got our stuff like a week ago. So like this office is less unpacked than a lot of the house, but there's a lot of boxes. Yeah. And we're about to have a party with like a dozen people in the house

who are going to want to see things. And we're like, just stay in this area. This is the one prepared area down here don't look around don't open any closets i'm here to see boxes i want to see you living like i do wait i expect you to show up six hours early and help set up the party and unpack some stuff six hours early what time is the party it's at one so that would be you know not eight o'clock I could probably be there by 1230 I'll take it you have to actually help though deal yeah that's fine I see you put your phone up

waiting on my posters I feel like the phone could go up without posters you could make some measurements or use the one you already have as a reference I don't know how big the one I have is a completely different frame size from the one that's framed.

And the other one is the one that Tyler had done that's matted so it doesn't have a frame and all that stuff. So I don't really know what the size is and I could hang it but I need it to be even. I will have to measure it out and it will need to be even. Well they're not going to be the same sizes. How are they going to be even?

If you have OCD about that you're going to lose your mind and what you can't see is there actually is more foam that direction just not behind me i don't know doesn't sound like it well that's all fascinating wade still hasn't uploaded or uploaded i haven't uploaded my phone his phone um but at the same time i did upload a new animation from Distractible talking about the story where I didn't, I definitely, me and my brother didn't kill anybody. That was like a week ago dude. Yeah whatever man, you know how it is I'm just letting people know here that there's another

animation. Go watch it. Well Mark's YouTube channel is dead so they definitely didn't see that so he just wants to use this big thriving platform to support his struggling YouTube channel. 100%. Yeah, when's Ruin DLC Part 8?

Well, I mean, I have to get to Ruin DLC Part 6 first, dude. I thought Part 6 was up. No, I think it's only five parts. Maybe it's Part 6. I don't even remember at this point. But in other exciting news, there was a hurricane in LA. Bobby got out of California just in time to miss the hurricane. I lived six hours north of where you live.

You have seven. I thought that would have been fine. You just missed it. I have seven? No way. Yeah. Part seven was uploaded three weeks ago. Good Lord.

I mean, four weeks ago. Oh, yeah. It was part seven. That's interesting. Yeah. The hurricane, though though getting back to the hurricane i thought i was i was a little bit concerned about all of y'all out there yeah were there any issues because i know the hurricane is was not like super hurricaney by the time it

got to the landfall but rain is an issue for you guys i do know that. So, it actually bypassed a lot of LA, and it went up more towards Las Vegas, which was getting hammered with, like, water. Oh, no, did it flood again? There were some people that said the big orb got damaged in the rain, but apparently it didn't. There's footage of it like purple and glitching, but it's just

a... that was just a test, you know, for the beautiful $2.3 billion orb. For TwitchCon, I'm sure. Purple, right? Yeah, absolutely. 100%. TwitchCon Vegas this October. Yeah.

But it was interesting because I wasn't here for the hurricane. I actually flew out the moment the tropic storm, it was a tropic storm by the time I got to L.A., but the moment that it arrived. So Amy drove me to the airport just as it started drizzling just a little bit and so we were like oh shit oh fuck i didn't even know if my plane was going to make it off the ground but apparently you know that whole thing about like the calm before the storm is true you know because there's kind of competing wind currents

the tropical storm is pulling air down at the same time it's pushing air in so there's this this void where we were especially because we were north of the mountains like we were in north hollywood area because we were going to burbank airport and it was just kind of very still everything was still waterfall like rain falling straight down and so by the time i got you know to the airport everything was just so quiet and calm. But if you looked up, you saw just like cataclysmic looking clouds above you. It was awesome. No, that's one of my favorite. So it stormed here last night pretty good.

And it was unfortunate because it was still dark. I've missed storms. And that's the thing. One of the things I like most about Midwest storms is there's when... Will, fix that in post uh when storms roll in especially like huge ones that calm before the storm where especially if you're just outside and it's just like it's it's creepy you know why are you showing my shit on the script god damn it uh hey look it's one of my sponsors that's probably not supposed to be on here um yeah anyway that's really fun so weird that you

were at the airport and probably kind of concerning because you had stuff you had to do but very i love the call before the storm it's very cool yeah uh i i actually got up and out there there was no trouble and i missed all the rain because i love rain but it was uh it really wasn't as bad as people feared it would be i don't think there were too many mudslides i think there was something on the highway i don't think um there was that much damage in la that's good well that's better than the last time the rains came through and everything was just an absolute nightmare everywhere in the la area it's been a rainy time in la uh so that i mean it's go it's over a decade now which is kind of like it's not really a rainy place it's not supposed to be but you've been a drought in

california for like over a decade so that's it's been coming you're kind of due for it. It is good. Yeah. But then I landed in Dallas and I stepped out to 108 degree heat. That was nice. Just boom. Is Dallas as humid as Austin was when we were there or is it less humid? Oh, it can be. Because it's like almost coastal? No. No, no, no.

Dallas is in the center of the state. Dallas is north of Austin. So it's kind of more inland more up north so it's towards the more kind of uh middle of the the country kind of nebraska and whatever that is state mid northwest south yeah that one yeah texas is so big like it's it's hard to kind of get a grasp of just how large it is and the different biomes that can be in texas alone i think it's slightly less humid but very very very hot it was just brutal no yuck that sounds awful good place to have a black car with black leather interior yeah pretty much well you don't have any car oh semi-truck semi-truck semi-truck for anyone who doesn't know wade's car was destroyed by a semi-truck.

Years ago now. And he's been so afraid ever since. He's been unable to get himself to purchase a new car. I still drive. I still know what I want. Okay, it's hard to justify spending a lot of money on a car that you don't drive to work. So don't spend a lot of money on a car.

Just get something. But I'm picky. So spend a lot of money on a car because you get something i'm picky so spend a lot of money on a car because you're oh but i can't really justify it yeah i don't want to play this game anymore well that's the game in my mind for two years well here's the game in my mind it's hold on hold on hold on oh dude i can't handle the antissa. Did you moo at us? It's Five Nights at Freddy's Deer List Part 2! Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

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Yeah, absolutely. So what I have in front of me right now is the old rankings that we put in from the last episode, all true, verified. Everyone was happy about this. I know 100% that everyone was satisfied with our rankings and actually no one was mad at you guys well they shouldn't be well they're gonna get increasingly

mad if in this episode is we're gonna we're officially leaving the territory where i even remotely know what any of these things are in the territory of games i've never even seen footage of before no really we're going visual only dude after five nights two i had no interest in playing and after three i watched some of your original stuff on five nights three i was like i get it that's enough of that and that was it i've not looked or seen anything all the stuff online i'm like let me guess it's an animatronic uh yep right, well, let's play a fun game before we get started. We're going to play Name That Animatronic. Oh, good.

Okay, excellent. I know some. All right, we'll go round, Robin, and this will be a lightning bonus point round. And I'm assigning points here. I'm assigning points. Okay. Okay, all right. So, Wade, who's this?

Freddy. All right, Bob, who's this? That one's called Eyes McGee. Because all you see is the eyes in the darkness. That's good. Okay, we got Freddy, Eyes McGee, Wade. Where my nose? Got no eye.

Oh, that's too long. Clearly, that's not it. Clearly too long. All right, no points for you. Bob, here. That one's known colloquially as Helicopter Bonnie. Because it looks like a toy helicopter

and it's maybe Bonnie's face? Is this just because it's so small? It's really small on my screen. Like the size of a YouTube thumbnail on your phone small. I just maximized the whole thing. I was pointing to this one.

Were you looking at this one? Were you looking at this one? Helicopter bump. Oh, yeah, no. That one, when it's bigger, you can see what it is. That's called Foxy slipped on a banana. No. No. that's called Foxy slipped on a banana no cause he's upside down

I don't know why helicopter Bonnie really looking good if you really shrink it it looks like a helicopter with pontoons on it like it's flying it does squint squint and shrink it down you're right there's a helicopter

de-hance don't enhance de-hance i can't not see it now i guess but you have to really work on it i don't know why but if for some reason my brain thinks that helicopter bonnie could actually be like a canon animatronic oh a hundred percent a, 100%. 100%. Like, freak. God. Okay, wait, who's this? This has two names, because I also like Foxy Slipton. I don't know. Eight ass found out.

I don't know. Oh, shit. Okay. Oh, man. I'm gonna have to stop this early because bob who's this uh that one is called my neck because of the because it has a long neck you know all right i. I'm going to stop it. Jesus Christ. I don't. Oh, man. Oh, I know the next one. I know the next one. I know the next one, too.

That one's called Freddy and the Faz Boys. All right. That makes sense. All right. Wade, who did you think it was? Orphanages be like. Sorry. I might need to apologize for that one.

Yeah, that's right, Wade. That is... Good at it, Will. No, no, he's going to leave it in. Jesus Christ. All right, well, let's save the best for later. Jesus Christ. I know what a lot of these are Connection law

Wait a minute Your TV ain't do so good man Your TV ain't do so good Your new fashion posters ain't as good as my not hanging Old ones Hang on Okay You okay there okay there we go everything's fine okay good good to

hear so what we have here is the previous ranking so the first one we're starting off with is freddie as named by way here do we get the actual names or do we just put them in with our well we're ranking them it's not about the naming anymore so okay um i mean he's who knows and who cares so he's b or c tier uh i don't know if he even deserves to be on the same level as bonnie and chica so probably c tier c tier you're putting um i think the real name is phantom freddy but well we said freddy's get you know what put b because he's a freddy he's technically a freddy freddy's get a bump up but like now we're the ones who gives a fuck so these are all to me gonna be like b or lower probably so he's b tier all right b tier for him bob do you agree disagree f tier all right why clearly among all the freddys including purple

freddy and toy and Toy Freddy that exist on this list, he's the most garbage. He's green, which isn't a good color. He's happy but ugly, which is a sad combination. He's not scary. He's not cute. He's got nothing going for him. He's not intriguing.

He looks like a picture of Freddy taken in poor lighting. F. Can't be F because we said Freddy's always like a bump up. F for Freddy. Look at Toy Freddy and look at him and tell me that this one's worse than Toy Freddy. This one is so much worse than Toy Freddy. Toy Freddy is just like actually awful. I would give you C.

I won't go lower than C. Here's one of the things that I'll i'll put in bob's favor for this is freddy in the game doesn't even appear like this he just appears as like a little screen on an arcade i don't think he actually has his own moment most of these guys it's just from promotional stuff then and it's not really in game i think so i really do i don't think that like phantom freddy actually let me let me look i don't think that Phantom Freddy actually... Let me look. I don't even know, man. Phantom Freddy.

What the fuck did he do in the game? Because he didn't do a lot. He really didn't. He's a hallucination. They're all just hallucinations, man. Oh, F for not real. Yeah, he's got a point. None of them are real.

This is a video game. Also, F for Phantom. Don't look at how that word is spelled. All right. You know what? I'll give it to him. Bob steals it. Bob steals it.

Oh, yeah. I love when Mark hosts. Above or below Balloon Boy? Below. Below? Below? Yeah. Freddy's at the bottom.

A hallucination annoys you more than Balloon Boy did? Balloon Boy didn't annoy me at all. I thought Balloon Boy was C, because I think he's cute. He's got pick-me eyes. All right, well, is that a good thing or a bad thing? I don't think that's a good thing. I honestly don't know. I just know that's a thing on the internet.

I can't tell if that's a... What are they called? What kind of eyes? Pick-me. He's got big pick-me energy. I think it's an insult, but I'm not honestly sure. Yeah, probably. Anyway.

I've heard of doomy eyes, not pick me eyes. Speaking of eyes, here's Eyes McGee, Bob. Eyes McGee, a true classic. But again, F for Phantom, because not real, so stupid. All right, not real. None of this is real, because it's a completely fictional game and universe. That's a great point, Bob. Thanks for making it.

Chica's even less, this Chica's even less real than any other Chica, because it's a phantom. You got the best points, Bob, and you get the best points. I'm not even going to give Wade a chance. All right, Wade. That's cool. I get to go first next time. The triangle of fairness just appears on my forehead when fair things happen. Yeah, I got to just let him crushing it in terms of the Bob point category.

Wade with a resounding zero and Bob just with like a massive lead. Infinite lead, actually, if you think about it. Infinite. Yeah, incalculable. All right, Wade. Should I just skip your turn? Because I'm going to give it to Bob. Oh, just come on, fight

back. It's not fun if you don't play the game. Oh, F for Foxy. Maybe a Phantom. That's a good point. But higher than the other two, because I like Foxy more. F, but not because of what Wade said, because I like

what's going on with the missing eye missing snoot thing it's very creepy very scary but still fake f for fake so do you want to keep him where he is or where exactly where it is just for my reasons you know what that is such a bold brave strategy i agree with your reasoning for putting him in f there because Wade's reasons were not convincing enough. I give Bob the point. Is this another one of those Bob wins the episode? I'm sensing a theme, Wade. I got to be honest.

That was kind of a test. That was kind of a litmus test. I got a bad feeling about this one for you, buddy. All right. Okay. We got helicopter Bonnie. I thought it was Foxy slipped on a banana. Both.

Both. Whatever you want. Or is that Mangle? It's too late. I think it's Mangle, but who knows? Isn't Mangle just Foxy? Bob, give us your point winning reasoning. Yeah, Bob.

What's your reason? This one has possibly one of the best names in the entire franchise. So it's not real, but B because. Where in B? Bottom of B. That's fair. All right. That's good.

That's good. All right. Okay. Wade, what's your counterpoint? You know, right where it is, but it's B for banana. Ooh. Ooh. Bold.

Bold. B for bold strategy. Bold. Bob, flip your lens cap. Okay. All right. I'm not going to call it or anything. I'm just going to flip.

Don't call it. There's the lens cap. Ready? All right. Cool. Ready? It came up like this. I win.

Hell yeah. Bob gets the point there. Good job, Bob. That's fair. Fair is fair. That's fair. Fair is fair. Fair is fair. Fair is fair.

Wade, triangle. Wade, you've got to triangle with us. You've got to do the triangle triforce of fairness, Wade. Up to your forehead. Doing it over your mouth means something dirty. Don't do it like that. Alright, Wade. This next one's worth double points. Oh, A to ass to find out. A for ass.

I mean, God. Balloon Boy's just not interesting. Even A for ass. You out a for ass hey for i mean god i balloon boys just not even for a for ass you know give him b for butt you know i feel like this uh this tier list isn't as serious as it was this is the definitive well no one cares all of these characters are inferior to the ones we've already ranked they really are i don't care for any of these ones. I feel like the highest they could get is A at this point. You put it C, I guess. D for deadass. We're in D.

Bottom. Bottom of D. Yep, of course. B for bottom. D, B for bottom. Do I have to create another category called D, B? D for deadass and bottom of D for bottom. Do I have to create another category called DB? D for dead ass and bottom of D for bottom. D minus.

Okay. All right. Okay, that's fair. Bob, is it fair? You know what? I was going to say D because he's got a helicopter on his head and they'll sound like tuk-a-duk-a-duk-a-duk-a-duk-a. But I think he needs his own special tier that's just called helicopter noises.

What about the other two balloon boys? In quotes, helicopter noises. What about the other two balloon boys? Those aren't helicopters. Those are just spinny-doos. This one's clearly a helicopter. All right. There we go.

It's the literal same as the one two over from it. All right. There we go. It's the exact same even angle for anyone who's listening and not watching mark just added a new tier between d and f that's called quote unquote helicopter noises man i want to put helicopter bonnie in there so badly wait i think i know a way you could earn some points. I got to bring them down. I got to bring them down.

All right, okay. So that one was worth double points. Way to go, Bob. All right. Bob, your turn. Y'all could have just told me. I could have slept in today or something. Got neck here.

My neck. My neck. I love apostrophes and names. This one should go probably directly beneath the picture of regular puppet face just because then it's you know the neck is reaching up and supporting the puppet face ah i see i see i see okay all right also mark you love symmetry and that's real those are go those go together ish they look good right uh i threw you a softball wade let's see if you can get some points uh same reason as bob but more emphasis same place yep hmm you know p for puppet we have a p

here wait i'll guide you maybe maybe i think maybe it might be more symmetrical right here because no that doesn't make any sense wade your idea is dumb uh sure it's good enough for me i kind of do like the aesthetic is probably of these are the creepiest ones so i would put it higher but still all the phantom ones like legitimately five nights at three everyone knows it was all about springrap all these guys were just there these were in three? I don't remember them from three all of them were in three, yeah, all these are from three so every single one of these

I literally don't remember anything but Springtrap and Tiny Little Dudes and that's the thing, they're all so forgettable I think as design wise this works the best but other than anything else I don't really it's not really working for me Three was, I know thatott was trying to do something different with like oh now we'll just have one animatronic that's trying to kill you the only

one that can actually kill you is springtrap in this game but it also was like you know it was different and these felt very underwhelming all these and also i think as far as like a jump scare noise if you really want to rank a game by jump scare noises, three had the weirdest and most unpleasant to listen to, I think, anyway. So that's what I believe. I'm going to trust your judgment on that, Mark. All right. Thanks. All right.

And it's now Wade's turn. So, Wade, you're up with Orphanages Be Like. F. No one wants to deal with kids. All right. Okay, Wade. All right. Let's even it up.

You want me to give you some of Bob's points? Would that make you feel better? Would it make you feel like you're being treated more fairly? You know, Mark, normally I would say yeah. No, you wouldn't. But we've had a trend the last couple of episodes. And I don't know if it really matters. So I'm really just here.

I got my nuts. I got Shakira. And you guys are here. We're good. So... Okay. Where am I going to put it? Let me rank this thing. It looks creepy. Is this four things or one thing

that has four heads? It's kind of four things. It's four separate things. Do you want any context? Are those the little dudes they have to shine a flashlight on to get rid of? Yes. There you go. Okay, they were annoying. to shine a flashlight on to get rid of? Yes. There you go. Okay, they were annoying.

It was a stressful mechanic. It's a Freddy thing. I'll put it in B. Where in B? Right here? I think that's fair. Okay. I think that's fine.

All right. That's a good placement for it. They were, if I remember, I didn't play. I don't think I played four. I might have played four. I remember at least watching people play four and dealing with the little dude you just had the flashlight on. I don't remember much about the big animatronics. I remember the little dudes being a little annoying mechanic.

Well, basically what would happen is these would gather, and if you let them linger too long and they gathered, it was like a time mechanic, so you had to get rid of them. But when they gathered and then three were there, and then you waited longer, then Freddy would actually kill you. That was the mechanic. It was average, B, C. All right, Bob.

I'm going to try and experiment, Wade. Okay. I concede this one to Wade. His answer is perfect. Ah, man. Bold strategy. Bold strategy. But, however, Bob, what you didn't realize is that it's your answer by conceding

is the part no wade gets the point there wade good job that's good because again it's a situation where like if i remember five nights at freddy's four unlike these two freddys up here in new a we kind of like broke the trend of freddy gets his category because this phantom freddy is just the worst freddy even worse than toy freddy at least toy freddy tried to kill you you know but this freddy was interesting but it's more because of the little freddys than it is the big freddy in my mind so putting it in b actually makes a lot of sense because i kind of like the mechanic but i almost don't want to put it above any full animatronic for what it did you know because freddy was there but freddy was accessory

to his baby boys um and so i can't really put him above anything else the only full animatronic he's above toy bonnie toy freddy which no one cares and then deep throat chica yeah i think that's fair wait what the chica with multiple deep throat oh sorry what who are you talking about that one that that sorry that's what people want to the one that actually does all right okay okay all right bob you're up we haven't named this one have we no you can name if you want to feel free i know this one's name i know this one's name. I know this one's. I looked right at it. I looked in its eyes, and I heard the name. It spoke to me. This one's called Hungry.

You can just feel it. It emanates. I feel that, because I was thinking it looked like a hippo. I was like, oh, it's a hippo cat. Hungry, hungry hippo cat. All right. Honestly, I feel like Hungry looks like a really desaturated version of purple freddy i know it's not but like aesthetically bottom of d don't care for bottom of d interesting bold

not great not not not intimidating it kind of looks like this one is sick which makes me very unafraid of it okay fair that's fair w's fair. Wade, counterpoint? I don't like it, but do I dislike it more than Toy Freddy? I'd go Heidi. Heidi? You want top of Freddy? Like, you want up here? I think Toy Freddy and Balloon Boy are just such the fucking worst. You know, I am inclined to agree with you more than i'm inclined

to agree with bob because it like he was pretty iconic and and it's this is bonnie right so this is bonnie sure like i forget what the name of it in this one it's like oh great withered bonnie no that's that's with are these the nightmare nightmare bonnie that's it yeah nightmare bonnie yeah so i think that in keeping with the symmetry it is kind of nice i i don't know if i could say above toy bonnie but at the same time i feel like maybe toy bonnie needed to be even lower switching these do you want to pull a pull a fast move and switch these yeah you want to switch i just i cannot look at toy bonnie and be like, that deserves to be above some of this other stuff.

I think Wade just hates cute things. Yeah, maybe he just hates cute things. I might. It could be. But also just like in keeping with Bonnie and his mechanic, his mechanic was just a different approach that all the other Bonneys had, except for obviously this one in terms of coming from the left. Oh, actually, no, didn't even Bonnie came from the left still.

Even this one did, I think. So I actually will give way the point for that one that one is a good pick i think i think slightly higher than d because mechanically it's it's a unique thing of like listening and it's the breathing was tense and it did provide some spooks very very very spooky so wade steals wade you're up i like this chica more than the one on C tier, but it's not as iconic. I'll go low B. Low B, right here. I think it's less interesting than the Freddys. I like it aesthetically more than I like the Nightmare Bonnie.

So I think that's the only place that I can really put it without feeling like I'm doing disservice to someone else. Yeah, right there. All right. Okay. All right. Is this a real, does this one exist? It depends on what you believe

happened in five nights at freddy's four but okay yes and no because i just want to say i got a real problem with the design on these this current generation of animatronics okay these ones here there's a lot of teeth going on and i feel like i know the point is to be spooky, but it gets beyond. Like the other ones, even the ones with the double mouths doesn't really make sense. But like I'm with you on some level because they look like, yeah, that might be how that works. Maybe there was a jaw and you built a jaw around it aesthetically or something. I don't know. But these are just ridiculous.

We can share the spoilers from 4, right? Like, that's not terrible to do. Yeah, you can say whatever you want. So, Bob, 4, I think, takes place, if I remember right, in, like, a child's mind that's, like, in a coma or something. And, like, this is what they're living in their mind. This is how their interpretation of the animatronics are. If you...

I don't know if there's another interpretation. That's what I thought was happening. There's a lot of hints that like you're in a hospital or something. So in extreme breaking news, apparently, as of the recording of this, literally, I woke up this morning and everyone was freaking out because they were like, Five Nights at Freddy's 4 has finally been explained properly. Oh man, the truth will break your mind. I don't know what that is.

So I don't know how relevant that is to that mode of thinking because i didn't pay attention to it um you're good thanks for telling us mark i'm glad that you brought that no i'm just saying like that there is news yeah there was well i'll look it up right now if you guys really care about crazy news huge if true huge true doctors hate it i i don't know like if it was just like a recent thing or who did it was just on twitter or x it was on x no it's called twitter that when it comes to news x gonna give it to you ah okay there was a new book that got released called Didophobia. Didophobia.

Okay. Is that the book name? I don't know what that is. Anyway, there was another book. Didophobia 2. Yeah. So, yeah, that happened. Sure.

Also Didophobia 2. Yes. Anyway, if this is a child's nightmare, too elaborate. Children don't have this specific of an imagination. Right. That's a good point. That's a great point. Don't they have more vivid imagination than like...

D for don't believe it. Oh, below. Nah, I disagree. I think Wade's more in line. I don't know if I would put all the way up in B, but I would say I am leaning more towards giving a little more credit than do. If anything, like Bonnie here, I would put Bonnie higher, but I like the symmetry, so I'll keep it there.

But I'm going to give Wade the point, Bob. It was a valiant effort, but not everything can go your way the whole time. I have really strong feelings about this, so I'm upset. Okay, good, good, good, good. All right, well, Bob, you can reclaim your upsetness by talking about Foxy here. Oh, I have really strong feelings about this, so I'm upset. Okay, good. Good, good, good. Alright, well, Bob, you can reclaim your upsetness by talking about Foxy here. Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this one a 13 out of 10 scary but still good boy uh a because we love foxy i kind of agree we're in a above shadow body but below all the other

foxies and whatnot right here okay cool all right wade counterpoint i'm always a sucker for Foxy's, so I don't remember what Foxy's role was in 4. Closet. Okay. So it was a different mechanic again. I would say A, but above the fucknut from 3. Above Springtrap, you'd put Foxy right there? I just like Foxy more than I like Springtrap, and this Foxy design, I think I like more than the other Foxy and Mangle on this row.

So I think I'm happier with it being mid-A. I am inclined to agree with Wade. I think A's the right place for it, but Wade does make a good point. With me, this Foxy was the best character in Five Nights at Freddy's 4 because of the mechanic in the closet of just like, you know, like coming out like that it was an annoying mechanic but it was also like very fitting with his character of like behind the curtains and hiding and like you know you check and it like turns into a little plushie and you can't forget that it turns down to a little plushie as you check it it's it's very cute it is adorable and also like it was fun because of the fact that it just went like as you

looked if you looked a little late but not quite enough to get killed i like this foxy and i think like more memorable than foxy in fried and fnaf 2 foxy so i'm gonna give the way the point wait you're climbing back i agree that's four points in a road. Wow. Tough one. Tough one. Tough but fair. Wade, you're up. Well, this is like, this face says, I took a poopy and you're cleaning it up. Golden Nightmare Freddy? Is that what this is? I don't know what I'm looking at. Okay, this is where things, I think, start to go off the rails a bit.

Henri Doomy eyes. I don't know. Henri Doomy? What? The eyes say Doomy. The mouth says, I did something bad. Ha ha... What? The eyes say do me. The mouth says I did something bad. Ha ha. You got to deal with it.

That's where the poopy comes from. So you're saying the eyes are saying I'm a bad, bad bear and I need to be punished. Is that what you're saying these eyes say? Yeah, but the mouth is saying like, no, literally I'm bad and you've got to deal with it. I'm a deranged criminal and you're going to have to handle me. It's like you're going to have to cuff me to the bed. No, literally, you have to cuff me. I don't like this conversation.

I don't either, but that's what the face tells me. So keep it up. I'll deduct points soon. Let's. God, I don't care about it at all. So top of D. Top of D. All right.

Interesting. Interesting placement. I just like it can't be on the same tier as bonnie chico or foxy i feel about the same about it as i do toy bonnie so that's where i feel like it goes i don't know why that's just where i feel like okay all right oh bob purely for aesthetic reasons the teeth vibe of the d column is not as exposed and gummy as the tooth vibe of this one but the he matches with the tooth vibe of c yeah he very much matches with the vibes of c in terms of the mouth situation i think bottom of c would give a nice look to our list so far right

right okay bottom of C. All right, isn't that nice? Isn't that balanced? It does balance a little better. I will say for balance reasons, I'm going to put him up there. I also don't really care too much about this character because I know that lore-wise there was implications. I think, if I'm not mistaken, this might be one of the first times that the concept of

Fred Bear came into being. And this is where things started to get really confusing in the lore realm. I'm going to do a video series. I already DMed Docco about this, but I'm going to do a video series where I'm going to explain him the entirety of FNAF lore and he can't argue. So it's like I'm going to literally lecture him on what my understanding of everything no then it'll be more of a conversation but it's like fredbear's from the original fredbear family diner as far as i know fredbear family diner was this diner uh that started it all and there was fredbear and he was not Freddy. Not Freddy.

Not Freddy. Why is a child having a nightmare about Fredbear, a character from an establishment they've never been to or heard about? Well, because apparently this one, you know that whole bite of 87? Vaguely. This ain't it. It's the bite of 83.

Get wrecked. Okay. I feel so got right now. Yeah, you get god you're all got every one of you's been got okay i bet this book is really going to explain it and tie it all together so here's will read the book and then give a synopsis of it and put it right here like really fast where you voice all the characters and narrator with different voices. Oh, yeah, yeah. Can we get Will Wheaton to do that? He does great.

Okay, cool. All right. What was that last part? That's how you say the end. Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah. Anyway, so maybe the bite of 83.

I don't know why that's a thing, but there you go. See, no one gets points. What? This one. That's what that was. My what? Why does no one get points? No one gets points.

That one's like the one because I got to give double points for this one. Oh, which is the first summer reason. Is it the cat version of the one we just did? Or is it literally the same one we just did, but in black and in like IR vision for some reason? Yes. So this one is Nightmare Fredbear. This one is just called Nightmare. Oh, okay.

He is Fredbear, but he's just Nightmare. Yeah. That's just different. Yeah. yeah that's just different yeah i mean i want to say pretty far down and i cannot explain to you in any way how or why but it's just giving me the vibe of helicopter noises like like can you put your finger on it but also do you feel that that's giving off helicopter noise vibes in a way that's impossible to explain? Okay, I'm glad it's not just me because I thought that initially and I couldn't get over it.

I think y'all are on fucking crack, but I can't argue, I guess, because it's there and it fits. Look at him with the other helicopter noises and think about think about what kind of sounds is coming out of that and like something about it it's just really like this one so the other two are very like in your face helicopter this one is like in the distance you know across across the woods you hear just like a faint like you're like oh is that a helicopter oh but you don't ever see it you know you're so right because I don't know if I can

play you the audio that this thing does when it actually kills you does it make helicopter sounds yeah it goes like this fucking wailing droning noise that's like actually that is very close I'm gonna look it up hold on

oh man nightmare sound yeah let me see yeah here we go this is gonna be so loud or you're gonna play it for us does it look sounds like a fucking helicopter i'm putting in chat it's it sounds like a helicopter that like also airens going off. Oh, my God. Will, put the sound of it. I'll link it to you. Oh, yeah. No, I can hear that. Yeah, Five Nights at Freddy's 4 nightmare jump scare sound. Absolutely, yeah.

Helicopter noise confirmed. I agree can see all right uh bob that's well spotted uh i'll give you double points for that i don't even know it made that sound that's just the vibe it gives off i mean great does it's a great sound design really yeah pretty good yeah and great tying sound design with the character design. It's perfect. The aesthetics match 100%. Also, I know the next one is Wade's, but I just want to say that this character's name is definitely... Oh-ho! Oh-ho!

I agree. I'm going to kill you! Oh-ho! Okay. If I remember, this is from a min game where you have to like shine a light on this thing on the perfect time when it's on the fucking x yeah and it's really fucking annoying like really annoying yeah so different interesting but f for fuck you f for fuck you ah very interesting where in f because fuck this thing like it if it wasn't so annoying watching

people try to do this and fail or try to do it yourself i would rate it higher but the amount of failure i remember either witnessing or experiencing myself trying to stop this thing on the fucking x i really can't remember if i played this or just watched it isn't that weird like i have no recollection if i actually played this game or if i just watched it but that thing i remember and it was like the fuck this again please just okay so f for that okay all right bob uh purely on the purely on a vibe check basis this thing belongs way closer to toy bonnie toy freddy and balloon boy uh-huh so the the the vibe of oh fits up there in the middle of d somewhere uh so you're thinking more up in here yeah below below balloon boy because it's annoying mechanic

oh balloon girl below balloon girl yeah yeah counterpoint this thing shuffling around the way it moves could be argued to sound kind of like a helicopter you know uh you're right but i'm actually gonna pull a fast one on both of you i'm adding a new category that is called fuck you because there are some fuck you fuck you i mean i said it was the fuck you yeah and i'm gonna give you the point no that's that's fair actually that's pretty i like this balloon boy also belong and fuck you no i don't want to move anything out because this one really does aggravate it's meant to aggravate triangle of fairness it's aggravating i'll give you get the point for that and we got a new category with red squiggles fuck you yeah that's a typo what is going on

fuck you what's going on with this next one by this one yeah so what are these what you don't know these oh no i'm sorry i know bonnie the oscar statue i'm familiar what the hell is how why are they on fire what is this this feels like a new meme where someone's staring at a burning building and like it cuts back to them staring cuts to the building cuts back to them like the third time it cuts back that's just what they look like watching it i don't know that that exists but i i feel that's what happened watching this i want a meme i want a meme meme of the Chica one that's coming up next holding a cup of coffee in a room that's not on fire and the room is saying,

this is fine. That's what the bib should say. That's what the bib said. This is fine. This is fine. I'm going to tell you the name of this one and you're not going to believe me. This is Jack O'Bonnie.

Wow. Oh, okay. I can't believe it. I can see that, I guess going to believe me this is jack o bonnie wow oh okay i can see that i guess yeah so this is jack the next one jack o chica yeah because some people want to get jack o'd by chica i don't know if you should say those things oh well my mouth did all right yeah we got jack o'bonnie and jack o'chika so they were the halloween special in five nights at freddy's four i believe yeah somehow those names make them way worse to me i know it doesn't it's just not good well i think you get bonnie first do i get to go first on bonnie is that you do yeah okay uh bad don't't like. Name painful bad things.

F. You want F? Bottom of F. We need another category called kill it with fire. Oh, wait. Killed it with fire. Yeah. Wait. Chica F.

After Bonnie. Are you just giving me the Bonnie point? Yeah, because I mean, what can I say about that? Other than the fact that at least the weird, I don't know if this is just the way the image looks, but it looks like there's like almost like a start of a helix cut out in the side of Bonnie's face. Uh-huh. And it makes the eyes just look really goofy to me. Yeah.

And that goofiness i like more than i like what's going on with chica so therefore chica below bonnie i was gonna say i think i actually like the way chica looks in between these two better because at least chica looks cool chica looks scarier but the goofiness of bonnie combined with the names is just more fitting yeah so basically when the halloween, these had the same mechanics as these nightmare versions of it. And it was just like taking these, cause you can see like the indentation here, or maybe you can't,

but it's the same thing. They took the eyes out and then they just made them glow. Was it scarier in game than they look right here? I mean, it depends on if you think these are scary in game to begin with. They look cool. I do think they look cool in game. I do like them,

but yeah, I'd say here in their traditional order is fine you get a point moving on yay my turn yes we already did this one so the thing is this is just mangle yeah this is mangle but for five nights at freddy's four i don't remember how mangle appeared in this game i don't remember mangle being in this game i don't know where Mangle appears in here. So I have no idea. So what you're saying is the king doesn't have full

control of his kingdom. Call me the king. Call me the king. Isn't that what people call you? Isn't that the whole thing? This one belongs in D for... Didn't we already do this one? Alright, okay. Didn't we already do this? Didn't we do this? Didn't we talk about this do this didn't we do this didn't we talk about this already

didn't we do this i mean that's fine just anything going above toy or below toy bonnie has to have a good reason to me if you don't i don't remember a lot about four other than the one little crawly dude oh i remember oh keep going i think low c i think bottom of C. I just don't know that it looks like it. Look at D tier. And look at Mangle. It just looks slightly better than that shit. I gotta go with that just because I looked up what Mangle does. I like Didn't We Do This Already.

But in this company, it's like, I don't know if I could disrespect this one. Because it's a Halloween. C for Can't We Move On. There we go. That's like Didn't We Do This Already. It's the same idea. Maybe I should put it in there Halloween Can't we move on? There we go. That's like didn't we do this already? It's the same idea. Maybe I should put it in. Didn't we do this already? Can we do this already?

Ah Bob good good. Maybe I'll give you the one. What's Mangledoo? Tell us what it is. Replaces Foxy. So it's the Halloween version of Foxy and it's like I do like the kind of look to it. Mango Lantern.

Jack-o-Mang. Right now, I don't want to put these at F anymore because I remembered like, oh yeah, they're Dreeskins. And I do think they're kind of cool, but I'll put D for didn't we do this. I'll still give you the points, but I'm readjusting to bring up here for didn't we do this already.

Maybe they're better in game. These little tiny images we're looking at just don't do it justice they look goofy fine but they look good in game and this one is like you know paying homage and these are kind of like two below this two below this i think that's a good fair distribution of those without being too crazy okay all right but uh who got the point for that bob wade i don't remember i got the point wade wanted it in c so i guess he gets the point but who who led off with mengel like whose turn is it to go first is it my turn it's your turn wade it's your turn now or yeah because he went second on that one okay this thing i i have no idea what this is from where it's from four okay it just looks stupid

it looks really fucking stupid. Wade just doesn't like cute things. That's confirmed. It's not even cute. Just look at the face. Look how happy it is. It looks like someone got the puppet's mask and was just like, look what I did.

And it's like, that's great, sweetie. You'll put it on the fridge. And then you don't because it's not good. F. Wow. All right, F. Gosh. I mean, I'm not a huge fan of this or anything but like i would say this belongs somewhere in the middle unless you have a really you think that is a mid

look unless you have a specific reason to hate this for a mechanic or something else at the very least this belongs in d in the same class as toy body toy freddy balloon girl that's the highest it belongs. I'm going to say D. I wanted to go fuck you, and I tried to meet in the middle. Yeah, so, Bob, your instinct is right. However, Wade's execution was inadvertently right because this character replaces Helicopter Fredbear here.

Oh, no. In tradition with these, it's the Halloween update for this one. Okay. Therefore, going below, this is about as low as it can go, but low helicopter noises, which I think is actually a prestigious category of itself. I think helicopter noises is a real sleeper. I think that's a misplaced category where it is.

Maybe we should move helicopter noises between D and C. If we were doing this by hand helicopter noises would be one of the separate ones that's not amongst the tiers i'd put it above d so that way we can at least have it above toy bonnie okay well that's a that's a groundbreaking change of like structure but i'm all about it wow i feel better about helicopter noises there good good good it moves toy bonnie and fred Freddy down more, which I like. Nah, nah, nah, nah. Let's not do it. I didn't know ego was a part of it.

Doesn't it ruin where all the Halloween reskins are? Yeah, it does. It does. Doesn't that ruin that whole discussion we had? I almost had Wade's ego get away from it. I'm giving him the point for the placement of this one, but you, Wade, you calm yourself there. You're on thin ice. You're on prohibition.

Prohibitionary. All right. You get baloogie woogie. All right, Bob. You got baloogie woogie. Baloogie woogie. Look, if there's anything I know about this character, it's that there's a lot of teeth in it.

Is this a Halloween reskin? Yes. Okay, so this is a Halloween reskin of... Oh? No. Which one is this? You're right. You're right.

Oh, is it? Well, I mean, the rule is it has to be below the character. It's a reskin of... So, I mean, there's is it has to be below the character. It's a reskin of. Yes. So, I mean, there's one place it can go regardless of anything else. And also, I don't. How is it attached? It's a floating top half above a bottom half.

That's what I always thought when I looked at this is how is that attached? That doesn't make any sense. That doesn't make physics sense. Doesn't make physics. It's wires invisible wires unless it's some kind of electromagnetic uh i don't know it bottom of the bottom bottom of fuck you it could be a magnet and then the magnet drops and then the mouth drops nah i'm not even taking an argument from wade on this one he's right but there's way we establish rules for

this it has to be and also just like it just pissed you off even more because there's at least this one was oh this one is just whatever you're you're trying too hard shut up go to hell okay all right wade where's this one go nuclear unisonis mangle um i don't i don't know what the fuck's happening here. Is this a new game or is this still 4? We're in sister location now. Oh, geez. Okay. It looks like that thing behind it

might spin. Helicopter noises. Ooh, interesting. Oh, there was hidden text here. Oh, there's text! Please stand by by the helicopter's about to take off helicopter noise is completely dismantled please stand by that doesn't spin that's a television broadcast symbol it is it is it oh i mean the highest this could be is the bottom of d i feel like The aesthetic is just not...

It doesn't do it for me. I hate this way more than the Toy Bonnie, Toy Freddy look. It would be fun to spin and throw darts at. I stand with helicopter noises. I gotta say, it doesn't belong in helicopter noises. Bottom of D. I... Ooh, man.

I'm so split. This character's name is called Lolbit. What? Yeah. Ew. It's name is called Lulbit. What? Yeah. It's really hard to explain this one. Lulbit is kind of annoying. I think Lulbit in Pizza Simulator made me hate it more than I did when it came into Sister Location. I do think that Wade is kind of instinctively right. I do think that Wade is kind of instinctively right.

This is the pilot of the helicopter as everyone is in their cardboard boxes going in their train of boxes here. I think the police stand by as a conductor of the helicopter as it's taking off is very actually I'm going to leave it up here. But just because the helicopters pointed in the wrong way that everyone else is. So this is the top of helicopter noises, and this is the bottom over here. We have the train of people going, and let's put Fred Bear in the back of the helicopter there. Okay.

Wade, you get a point. Thanks. The odds of there actually being a helicopter in FNAF, okay. There are. Alright, I just want to say I know this next character. Okay. Yeah. This is Freddy Fazbear from the universe of the movie

Robots. Upgrades! Yeah. Upgrades, people. Okay. I'm not outmoded. Oh, this was the Michelin Bear. Fanny has a big fanny. Get it? That's why her name's fanny oh and also isn't robin williams the voice of the main guy the red guy the robot i don't know i've never seen it

maybe i you haven't seen robots i mean i haven't seen in a long time but it's a great movie honestly i haven't seen mark you remember in one of our first episodes of this podcast when you talked about your idea for public transportation the huge wheel where you hop on and off and whatnot? That's in that movie. The robots used your idea, Mark. Ah, so it first appeared in that 2016 movie, Robots. More like 2005. 2005 movie, Robots.

Uh-huh. So where do we rank robot Freddy? All right. This guy, his name is Yendo. What? Of course it is. I don't know. He's from like the custom night of sister location.

Because he's like a Yolo bear and an endoskeleton. Therefore, Yendo. This is just getting off the rails. Bob, you're up first on this one. Yeah, let's start to lightning round it because we're running out of time. Look how many more we still have. Well, it actually ends in loops right here, so we got all of these left. All right, lightning round.

Bob. I like the aesthetic. C. C. All right. Done. All right. Bob gets a point.

All right. Way to you get. Ooh, miss your speak would spell. I don't know why there's a keyboard, but it's got some cute eyes. Bob gets the point. All right. Way to you get. Oh, Mr. Speak would spell. I don't know why there's a keyboard, but it's got some cute eyes. And Bob says I hate cute things. So I'm going to disagree with him. And I'm going to put it up.

What's above a new a new a new a. It's a new day. Therefore, a new way. Ah, that thing doesn't go in new way. That thing goes in B tops. Come on. We have a phone in S. Yeah, wrong. This is S this is s tier this is the greatest what is that i was closer this is the beginning of sister location when it came up when the narrator was talking to you this is like please

put in your name oh is this where the exotic butters comes from this thing yeah exactly exactly exactly exactly oh okay exotic butters originated from that moment up there sure s tier it's goaded it's the best i get the point right uh who gets the point i was closest i said new a neither of us said s neither you get the point you're both wrong all right here we go uh mrs terrible clown it Very scary. Don't like it. Not sure what the mechanic is. B. B.

B. B for very scary. Where in B? Bottom. Bottom B. I think it's A. I remember this from Sister Location. And if I remember right, she has like a soft spoken like sweet voice but ends up being kind of fucking evil.

Not fast enough. I get the point. A. A. A. Middle of A. What's her name? I can't even remember her name isn't it circus baby yeah circus baby yeah i i'd say bb just because like uh was the well maybe i'll give bonus points for being like the actual person in that this sister location is about her gaming and it was kind of interesting

the way things were thrown off i do like a lot that was going on there with this character and there was a lot of lore implications that were brought in and such a location is honestly one of my favorites. I would rank it number two of all my favorite games even though some people disagree with me vehemently. I thought it was great. I'm going to put A. I'm going to give Wade the bonus there. Alright, Bob.

I'm first. Never mind, Wade. B for Ballora. B for Ballora. I think that's its name. I don't know the name. It dances, Bob. It dances and kills you if it dances into you or something. Oh, D for dance. D for dance.

Where in D? Below purple guy. Oh, God. You're going to put it on the same tier as Toy Bonnie? Look, I loved Ballora's segment. I don't like Ballora as a character, though. That's the thing. That's where I'm torn.

I think Ballora's segment was very cool, but also I don't really. I'm going to use the middle C tier. Either one of us gets a point. All right. So saith Wade, I guess. All right. Fun time, Freddy. Doesn't look very fun.

End of C. Wait, is it Wade's turn? Is it Bob's turn? I don't remember. Clearly inferior to Toy Freddy. Almost helicopter noises somehow, but not quite. D. Bottom of D.

All right, bottom of D. Wade? I'll say C, because, man, it's hard for me to put things below Toy Freddy and Toy Bonnie. Well, they shouldn't be so high on the list then, should they? I think for great thumbnail potential, excellent. But honestly, I'm going to keep D just put right there just because, and I'll give Bob the point here, because most annoying voice. No insult to the voice actor, but horrible, horrible voice.

Anyway. Wade, you're up. Just Mangle again goes with same as regular mangle i think kind of fits counter argument this one is clearly the tail rotor of the helicopter this belongs at the top at the at the the back of the helicopter for mark something about it is just clearly that's the tail of the helicopter and you can't tell me otherwise the opposite facing face of the face of the helicopter but like yeah i like it i like it it's good symmetry here we got this is fun time foxy i i agree uh this is this is the fun happy like helicopter uh good job bob you got it uh

this is king candy from wreck it ralph and uh king candy had a great character arc in that movie. I'm gonna go middle of C for solid movie villain type antagonist character. Alright, cool. B for Bozo Nose and also like this thing seems on par with Baby's

Creepiness. I don't remember it as much as Baby, but I think it goes in B tier. It's supposed to be like the crux of all the lore or something i think this is like i don't know some people were saying back i'm trying to remember but they were like this is the most important person ever i don't care see literally in the middle i i i don't care all the other characters i remember more in sister location than this dude you bought by the point. Aren't these the same freaking thing? No. One's a close-up.

One has yellow eyes, Mark. Oh, right. Yeah. Whoa, my mistake. God. What was I thinking? Wade, you're up. Oh.

Also, I just want to say this one's name is Moderate Mind. It's either F or fuck you. Just look at it. It's not interesting. It's not scary. It's's just like this is like when pokemon ran out of pokemon and they just started making shit f or fuck you i don't even care f it doesn't even deserve me to debate it just wherever you want to put it between those two because it's just a look at it bob i agree and i'll double down and say both of those belong and fuck you. I don't even care if they're different characters or what.

You're going to double down and say the same character belongs in this? Yep. And somehow you both get a point. Who knew? Double it down. All right. Double. It's been doubled.

I, so I guess I'm up. This Bonnie, I somehow like less than Toy Bonnie. So this is F. You're goddamn right it is oh okay i was gonna say i agree completely with what wade said please give me the point no don't work like that i'm gonna double down and say that the pink version of this exact same character belongs right next to it oh good call i'm gonna quadruple down oh and say i agree all right well you both get a point all right last character from fnaf for a sister location better choose wisely oh oh oh oh oh hey i it's puppet that's less scary less interesting

so we didn't say it out loud. Sorry. Those were like the babies, like circus babies' babies. I don't know. It's weird. I don't know. And also, Funtime Foxy is in helicopter noises. Did we say that out loud? I don't know.

Oh, no. Probably not. Okay. Put these little shits in helicopter noises. Oh, fuck. No. God. Bob, save this.

Bob, save this. Don't they have like some weird little mechanic where you have to like tighten a suit or something while they're crawling around yeah but that doesn't mean they're the helicopter repair crew they repair oh god bob save us uh this one clearly belongs in s because it reminds me of a character that i can't quite put my finger on in a way that makes me actually really unsettled, but also I like it. There's no chance in hell this belongs in this. There is no chance in hell this belongs in this. However, they were fairly interesting.

They were like Ballora's babies for some reason. I thought they were creepy as fuck. And maybe it's just because I don't like mannequins and these are very mannequin-esque they're pretty mannequin-y they're pretty helicopter-y i find them more scary than like the puppet at all but i i like the combo of like belora and and blore whatever they just don't give off helicopter vibes at all wait i'm sorry oh they do they crawl around in the suit they repair shit or they break shit wait to repair it or whatever hell if you don't if you think these belong in helicopter noises, you don't understand the integrity of helicopter noises as a category.

You don't understand the point of that category. Yeah, I've never understood the integrity of helicopters. So, it's got a balloon boy in there. How much integrity can it have? You're intentionally mishearing me. You're intentionally mishearing me. All right. Hello, lightning round. Move on. Who's next? No, we're done. Oh oh we didn't make it can i please volunteer to put one more in a place where i know it belongs okay all right the pig one toy mrs piggy this one it's the co-pilot of helicopter noise why i just i can't even explain it to you but it clearly goes behind the please stand by it's clearly

the co-pilot of helicopter noise something about the fleshy colors goes with the tail rotor fun time foxy I could not explain it to you it just needs to be there that's my argument alright okay if you get one I'm taking one the fourth one wait Mark hasn't even agreed to this yet hang on

he's agreeing no I'm not now you're just trying to peer pressure him into not agreeing. Look at his face. He's agreeing with you. He's only not agreeing with you because I said he was. Now he's going to hesitate and agree with you. He can see it, but also we have to come to a consensus

on the vibe of the helicopter, and it's not a consensus, and it doesn't belong. That's the way it works. If you put it there, you've got pink at both ends it's somewhat symmetrical it's you guys don't understand you guys don't understand i'm not giving i invented helicopter noises fourth one on that line from the left the one that has like the woody from toy story just fuck you to that which one what's this one that one there's an image of like woody Toy Story where he's making that same like expression. Oh, I know what you're talking about. And I feel like this just

stole that expression and just fuck you for stealing that expression from Woody. It was his expression. He looks surly. You guys don't know the beauty of Pizza Simulator and it shows. Oh wait, no, I know an obvious one, Mark. Let's keep doing this. The tape recorder goes

in S. All inanimate communication devices go in S. Nope. No, that's the rules we were living by. God, I can't believe you guys are just... These aren't rules. These are because these are S characters. It's not arbitrary. None of this is arbitrary.

It feels arbitrary. And if you knew your shit, you'd know that it's not the pig in helicopter noises it's the hippo and for reasons that literally everyone on the subreddit would agree with me so i'm not defending this what about bucket face and actual balloon head yes but not because they're inanimate objects that just seems like a lie like you're just trying to mess with us now no everyone would understand if you actually knew what these characters were which you don't subreddit tell mark how full of shit he is

this is not s this is s this is helicopter noises i can't believe in it this is also s but it's not an inanimate object it is an inanimate object just because it's haunted animatronic all these are inanimate objects it's a memory game you press orange then it lights up orange blue you press orange blue oh my god i'm not hearing this slander any further we're gonna this will have to be rabbit what yeah wait hang on yeah please point out point out where you think the fuck me rabbit no people know please point out the fuck me rabbit to us. I'd like you to point it out. It's right next to Hot Dog Foxy on the third row.

Point out Hot Dog Foxy. No, no, I got Hot Dog Foxy. I don't see the thing you're talking about with the rabbit. The rabbit directly to the left looks like... You mean Chica? Third row is where Hot Dog Foxy is. Oh, that's not Fuck Me Foxy that's dad fox no fuck me bunny or dad bunny dad bunny no no keep going keep going to the right all the way to the that bunny right

there that's fucking me bunny and the one to the right is hot dog foxy why is this fuck me bunny it just looks like whatever i see fan art of like animals standing with human parts fucking. That's the face they have. Oh my word. And then the dude to the right looks like it's the hot dog with foxy mask. No, the foxy to the left of that is hot dog foxy because he's

basically a walking grill, which I'm 100% on board with. That's grill foxy but the one to the right looks like an actual hot dog. And what do you grill? It's got a bun. Hot dog. He does not have a bun. He's got a bun. Let's grill, Foxy. The one to the right looks like an actual hot dog. And what do you grill? It's got a bun. Hot dog. He does not have a bun. He's got a bun.

His arms look like a bun. No, they don't. Do I have points? Like a lot? No, I'm actually taking away all of your points, Wade. Oh, I'm shocked. What a turn of events. I can't believe I was... I was winning, too, with all the double points I got.

This was very fair in a very close competition. Uh-huh. But alas. Oh, I can't wait to see what's going to happen. I bet I won. Uh-huh. Yeah, definitely. Yeah, good.

What is up with you guys? What is up with you guys? I don't know, man. What is up with you guys? This is a traditional everyday episode of Distractible, and you guys are being very, very conspiratorial about it. Uh-huh. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. What? You think I'm just going to declare myself the winner? Is that what you think is going to happen? You would never do that. That'd be crazy. Why would I do that? Why would I do that? I don't know. That'd be such a weird thing to do. You can't do that because I...

I can't pee right now. Never mind. I was really hoping you were going to go for it. I wanted to. Look, look, guys. I'm fair. I'm impartial. I am fair and extremely, and what I've done

with this list is try to give you guys an opportunity to showcase your wisdom and understanding and fair judgment in a fair competition where everything is fair. Okay. And therefore, I have tabulated the points. Okay.

I've taken in all of your responses. That's crazy because you took all my points away. I wonder if the suspense is killing me. And the winner of this episode is Wade! No, that's a lie. Don't fall for that. Wade wins! Don't fall for that wayne wins don't fall for that that's actually if you take this away fuck you because i just spat water all over my keyboard congratulations

that's there's a zero percent chance that he's gonna allow you to walk away with this win way don't thank you for the great time i appreciate this is my winner speech i can't wait to see you next time don't engage all right bob you want to give your loser speech? I feel bad for Wade. I think he's about to get rug pulled harder than all those people who invested in all those shitty cryptocurrencies that people were shilling a couple years ago.

Yeah, I think it's going to be rough to watch. So, you know, go ahead, Mark. Do the thing you're going to do. I can't wait to see it. No. This is it. This is totally fair. This is it. This is totally fair. This is it. There's nothing conspiratorial about it. It's not making

me more comfortable with what's happening. That's it. Wade wins. So just go ahead and end the episode then. Yeah, I will. I will. Thank you everybody so much for watching and get ready for next week when Wade's going to host. And then I'll just remind Wade that he made a handshake deal with me

prior to me winning the episode that started this wonderful trend. And then I will be redeeming that handshake deal and the fruits of it in the next episode. Do you remember what you've done, Wade? It's me. Of course I don't. I only remember the things that benefit me, not the horrible

things I've done. Is that the deal that Wade said he was going to, like, next time he hosts, he's just going to give you the episode or something like that? Yeah, of course. I see. I don't think that was it. I gotta go back and watch. Oh, you're definitely not going gonna do that.

You're right. Subreddit, somebody needs to keep an active list of all the handshake deals so that we can... We're never gonna remember. Someone did. Did you not see that? I saw a couple posts, but they were not... Not one of them was completely all-encompassing.

No, you remember the episode Bob Dies? Do you not remember that episode, Bob? No, I saw that post. I do know. I remember that episode. Yeah, I saw that. Yeah, we all know. We all know.

So that is this episode. Thank you everybody so much for watching and listening. Be sure to follow the podcast. Check out the animations that are getting posted. And check out the highlights and all the fun stuff. And I can't wait for next week when Wade's going to host. It's going to be delightful. It's going to be delightful. It's going to be real nail-biter, that one.

You see what you've reduced us to, Wade? What's with the scissors? Because it's time to cut. I could take away the win. I could. Mark, don't you want to make me win? No, no. I'm going to live with this one. I'm going to live with this one.

I'm going to live with this one. Anyway, thank you. Podcast out. Cut.