Distractible - Fourth of Poo-gust

Episode Date: August 4, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 No Frills delivers. Get groceries delivered to your door from No Frills with PC Express. Shop online and get $15 in PC optimum points on your first five orders. Shop now at nofrills.ca. This episode of Distractable is presented to you by Amazon Prime. Whatever you're into, it's on Prime. And I'm into a lot. You can't look at my order history. I won't let anyone. A lot of the show, I think, comes directly off Amazon. I think we all got our coins of fairness on there. Where'd you get your stacks of paper, you scribble on, Wade? Amazon.
Starting point is 00:00:37 Whatever it is, Prime helps you get more out of whatever passions you're into or getting into. Head to amazon.com slash prime and follow your obsession wherever it goes. Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers and welcome to distractible. This bi-weekly episode misleading Mark is truculent over time. Chides the chaps is oblivious to slang and has an episode idea. Weeping Wade, Corpo Catamite, and Sodo Spaghetti Slaphead, Bax Battlefield, Wye, and Carter Magner. Maggie Bob, the second-hand switcher and scatmonger finds a fraud and reveals Skynet's impending strike.
Starting point is 00:01:20 From podcast pride to neo-iplayer, yes, it's time for From podcast pride to neo-eye player. Yeah It's time for the fourth of Pugast now sit back and prepare to be distracted and Enjoy the show Hi, welcome back to distractible the only podcast you'll ever need or else Welcome back to Distractable. The only podcast you'll ever need, or else... Oh. Oh, a surprise thread! I like the way that got in there.
Starting point is 00:01:49 I like kicking things off with a little bit of malice, because that keeps people in their place. Do you want to have some other malice about our podcast? Apparently, I think it was Time released the top 100 most influential podcasts. Can you believe we weren't on it? What the hell? I know. Wait, I was happy today and now I'm sad. Why are we not? Well, you brought up some malice so I thought I'd share some malice.
Starting point is 00:02:17 Okay, wait. Hold on. Who's on this list? We got to derail the podcast here because we need another crusade. We got to dethrone Joe Rogan again. No, don't worry Don't worry guys. Apparently Joe Rogan was also not on the list. So we're with Joe Rogan now Okay. Oh, it's not just most influential. It's best. It's best podcasts of all time Best podcasts of all time. Yeah a hundred best podcasts of all time, and we're not on here?
Starting point is 00:02:46 What the hell? It'd be really funny if Go was on here, and we're sitting here like, wow, we deserve it. Okay, like, okay, don't get me wrong, I understand what we are, right? I'm not making any kind of, you know, big grandiose things.
Starting point is 00:03:01 I have an ego, you guys probably have an ego too, but I have a very large ego, but I recognize that there are definitely some other podcasts out there that are doing some good and, you know, making statements and making people think about things. No, they aren't. You're right. Points to Wade. That was a trick. Right, right. You're right. You know what podcast that's on there?
Starting point is 00:03:23 My Dad Wrote a Porno. How is that on there, but we're not huh That's literally the name of the podcast my dad wrote a porno. Oh, I mean, it's probably interesting I guess it sounds like a premise I feel I feel like we have been in this podcast even though you know, we're very loose on the Podcast part of things but on podcast, I feel as though we consistently bring people happiness and frustration in equal amounts and people need that positive stress, right? I agree with you, but I'm just thinking to myself,
Starting point is 00:03:55 I think I know how we get on this, I think I know how we get on the list. How do you feel about good old George time? This could be yours. Are you bribing journalists right now? No, I'm just saying that's probably how everyone else got on this list. That's the only explanation because we're so great. Okay, here's their criteria. This is what they said written by Eliana Docterman. Fake name, am I right? Yeah. Docterman. No, that's actually their name.
Starting point is 00:04:24 You're folding laundry or going for a run, prepping your kids' lunch boxes, and you need something in your earbuds. Maybe you want to catch up on the latest news, hear the hottest take. Maybe you're good at... Hear a film critic tell you what's worth streaming this weekend or a celebrity interview that will make you laugh or inspire a cathartic cry. Play detective, true crime, ever stared blankly at Spotify or YouTube wondering what to play. Here's our thing, reviewing nearly a decade's worth of best of lists
Starting point is 00:04:47 I've compiled since I started on the podcast beat. So this is a compilation of their previous rankings. So there's a historical capacity here that we definitely don't touch because we've only been doing podcasts in an official capacity for about four or five years. When did we when do we start? distractable March of 2020 or 2021 I think it was May of something. I remember our trailer was coming made
Starting point is 00:05:17 If only there were some sort of way to look this up All right, I'm looking at fine May 17, 2021. Yeah, that's that was the first. So we've been doing it for four years and some change. So we don't have quite the pedigree to get on. Disagree time. Put us in there. I got to say. Yeah. I feel like, you know, there's an edit button for a reason. You know, you could, you could, you could kick some other one off there. You know, I think we're worth everyone's time. Wait, isn't Call Her Daddy a newer podcast too though? I'm sure there are some, but I think she interviews like-
Starting point is 00:05:53 She interviews actually famous people or something. We pretend to be other people, like Drake Ulysses Law. A lot of wee going on here. I once pretended to be a guru. That joke stuck for four years. No offense. Are you tired of that? Are you saying you're tired of that?
Starting point is 00:06:14 No, I'm not tired of that. I'm giving you a guru point. This is actually funny because before I started, I said to myself, what if I just don't assign any points to this game? And now I'm assigning points, so I ruined it for myself. Your own internal game? Yeah, what if I left it entirely to the wheel? And you know, it's just wheel.
Starting point is 00:06:32 I probably wouldn't go very well for me, but. That way I can't be biased. That's true, that is a way to remove bias. We are very biased, mostly against Wade. Yes, me too. I mean, literally I gave myself negative one points last time, so. You try your best to lose at every turn, me too. I mean, literally I gave myself negative one points last time, so. You try your best to lose at every turn it happens.
Starting point is 00:06:49 No, I don't. Hit me again. Take more points. Hey. Man, back in the day, well, man. I remember Wade, agent of chaos before. Now you're so corporate. I, hey, listen, I've got that sweet dollar bill,
Starting point is 00:07:03 gotta be a different man now. I've got Benjamin sweet dollar bill gotta be a different man now I've got Benjamin babies to feed in their cribs to grow into beautiful money plants Anyway, this is distractible. I'm your host markiplier. I Am hosting because I won the last episode if you're new to this podcast, which you're probably not Let's face it. You probably are back crawling back to us again you know the drill and i don't need to explain it to anybody here but i do need to explain who these guys are because they're going to be the competitors today this is boban wait hello oh it's hard for me to talk hey how's it going you can't say that eight minutes into the podcast
Starting point is 00:07:42 oh we finally get to talk jesus christ now boban i finally get to talk. Oh, we finally get to talk. Jesus Christ. Now, Bob, and I finally get to talk. Mark just... ... ...just like always. Yeah, but that's true. He's right. He's right. I'm not Bob. You can tell by my voice, if you're
Starting point is 00:08:00 listening, that I am not Bob. No, they can't, because everyone thinks we sound alike somehow. We do not. we are different. We just look alike. Yes. Well, we've all won best looking points in the past, so it's not really insulting to any of us. It'll be tough today.
Starting point is 00:08:13 I showered this morning, so wait, I'm not competing. I shaved my head Wednesday. What day of the week is it now? Wednesday. Yeah, yeah, it's Wednesday. I ate pasta yesterday. Do I look better today for having done it? Man, save your small talk. Shit.
Starting point is 00:08:32 Right. The thrills don't stop, man, I know, but you gotta... Hold on, I got more. They gave me two forks. Oh shit! Which one did you use? Both, cause I'm a monster. Oh my god. Okay, where were you? Soto.
Starting point is 00:08:49 Isn't that that fancy place? It's a fancy place in Cincinnati, yes. I haven't been, but you have talked it up, so next time I'm back in Cincinnati, I'll go check it out. Book it now, it's hard to get in. Well, I'll just be like, I'm Markiplier. Not for hosts of Distractable. Hey, whoever's going to be the season winner, let's say whoever gets the season winner, they will win a evening at Sodo and the others have to pay for it.
Starting point is 00:09:17 So there's real stakes. We're going to start piling up the stakes. And I'm saying this because I'm in the lead. Sorry, boys, but I'm looking forward to another trip to Sodo. Yeah, aren't I like way far behind this season? Aren't I just not even in contention right now? I'm so in the lead. I'm crushing it. Are you actually?
Starting point is 00:09:32 I think he is. I am destroying this here. All right, Wade. That handshake's gonna really come in handy here if we want to get one of us to Sodo. Can't wait to golf rules the winner of the season. Surprise! He snuck it in the constitution, this year is golf rules Well if two of the three of us see it, it must be there
Starting point is 00:09:53 Yeah, I don't know what kind of godly power the handshake has But I'm scared and I'm afraid and therefore I believe we have on video you granting us that godly power All I said was you can make that godly power all I said was you could make it you can make a deal as I recall you said that we could we could do anything we could imagine in the universe real or otherwise from now until perpetuity did you make it on camera we did you just walked away it's it's somewhere on camera? We did. You just walked away. It's somewhere on camera, yeah. Alright, I should go back and listen.
Starting point is 00:10:27 Oh, don't spoil the... don't spoil the majesty. He's gonna really hate when his movie comes out and says, Directed by Bob and Wade. Whoa! All the credits go to us. Starring Bob, directed by Wade. Distractable presents. Based on the game... made by Bob and Wade also.
Starting point is 00:10:47 How much can we scoop in? Well, we'll see. We'll see. I think it's up to the audience for what they will, you know, the Senate, as you will. You got the listeners who are the Senate and then the viewers. No, the listeners are the House of Representatives. The viewers are the Senate. Because they're the better ones? No, the listeners are the House of Representatives, the viewers are the Senate. And so... Because they're the better ones? No, no. Term limits? Definitely no.
Starting point is 00:11:14 It's equal powers, all check and balances. Perfect system. All right, how are your lives? I don't know if I fell into a wormhole or what. So the Switch 2 came out a little while ago now and I've been pretty resolved not to buy it from Nintendo. But I was like, I feel less conflicted about buying one used secondhand, but like it's brand new.
Starting point is 00:11:36 And so I just sort of randomly search around on the internet and you know, Facebook marketplace and whatever, just to see, and everyone is selling them for like six to 700 hundred bucks right now still and that's you know out of the box not brand new sealed and it's like okay fine you scalped it or whatever you're trying to make money I'll just wait and I found someone this morning who was willing to sell it as far as I can tell a fully functional totally fine switch to that's been used for maybe a dozen hours for $400, which is what it costs off the store shelf, generally. And it came with a Pro Controller.
Starting point is 00:12:14 And it came with all the accessories, and it didn't come with an SD card, which I don't know if that comes with them normally. But anyway, like, I've been, it's, I was thinking I'd have one of these like after the holidays, because I thought it would be basically impossible. But I literally bought a used Switch 2, so I didn't give Nintendo any money. They gave Nintendo money, but whatever. And I haven't played it yet,
Starting point is 00:12:34 because I got home with this five minutes before we needed to be on the call. And, but I'm just shocked. Like I thought it was going to be a scam. I went into it and I was like, I'm ready to walk away. This is probably a scam, or it's probably broken in a way He's not telling me or something and we like it seems it seems fine It still feels like a scam you ever do that you ever buy stuff off like eBay or Facebook marketplace and you get it in
Starting point is 00:12:55 your hand and you're like how is this screwing me over because Is he one of those that Nintendo lock to the switch to remotely? Cause apparently they can do that. It is factory reset. So I can't tell, but it doesn't have any account or anything on it. So if it is, it's done in some way where there's nothing I'm ever gonna be able to do about it. Is Switch 2 handwritten or actually on there like legit?
Starting point is 00:13:22 Is it supposed to be a sticker? Yeah. Oh yeah. Well have you played it? I haven't I didn't even get through setting it up because I to get it all configured you have to do the like transfer your console over thing literally at like 102 I was sitting at my desk trying to get it my computer to boot like I'll just do this real quick and then it's like sign into your Nintendo account get your other, but do a bunch of shit on both of them. I'm like, I don't, fuck, I don't have time.
Starting point is 00:13:48 I thought I could just- Let the record reflect. 102 wasn't that long ago, so he hasn't had a lot of time. Yeah, well, I thought I could just turn it on and it would be a console, but now there's like a bunch of shit you have to do to set it up. But I don't know, I'm just surprised.
Starting point is 00:14:01 I mean, maybe, are people sick of these already? Is this stupid? Clearly this guy was sick of it. He was literally like, I'm just selling it because I don't use it. I don just surprised. I mean maybe are people sick of these already? Is this stupid? Clearly this guy was sick of it He was literally like I'm just selling it cuz I don't use it. I don't know Are they hard to find like on the shelves still? Yeah, they're like not on shelves anywhere It is the fastest selling console of all time so far that does get beaten pretty much every every Every cycle, but this one is selling out incredibly fast Nintendo just printing money
Starting point is 00:14:26 Money money money. Yeah, so good for them good good for them. Remember back in my day You just plug it in and you plug in a game and turn on it starts playing that game Yeah, I still feel like a moron because I literally I got home I picked up lunch and I had gotten this this morning while I was out I had like an eye doctor boring crap and I'm with this was in the car with me and I was like gotta get home gotta turn it on gonna play video game of course not I have like two and a half hours of setup to do and then it has to download probably several OS updates or some kind of stupid shit I'm not saying I would go back to the N64 or the Gamecube and
Starting point is 00:15:03 give up modern graphics because I really do like modern graphics and I appreciate that everything's all cool and realistic and fun. But yeah, all the downloading bullshit. What really gets me, and I don't think I'm alone in this, is when you buy a game and it comes in a box, like you go to the store and you buy whatever, and you get home and it's just a piece of cardboard with some numbers and letters on it and it's like, here's your game code you bought in a plastic box for some fucking reason if i'm gonna do that
Starting point is 00:15:29 just maybe i'll just buy it digitally why would i want anyway now but the box and the written numbers last forever old man yells at cloud but and it's even still a box that's clearly designed to have like a disc in it or a cartridge in it, but it just doesn't. Some guy was just like, PFFT! Here's your cardboard, idiot. Was it Ubisoft not too long ago? I don't remember for sure if it was them that were like, If we shut down the servers of our game, we want all of you to delete all copies of this game you have, pretend you never owned it or something. Like they were like,
Starting point is 00:15:59 Once we shut down, you should get rid of the game, you shouldn't play it anymore. It was probably a bunch of companies. I think a lot of them try to do things like that. All of them think that. It's very weird. We've talked about that before. I didn't mean to drag us down into the old men yell about video games and how scary they are
Starting point is 00:16:19 because they're new, but it's skeevy and it still feels skeevy, but I have a Switch 2 and I'm really excited to play the new Mario Kart because I have been watching it and it still feels skeevy. But I have a Switch 2 and I'm really excited to play the new Mario Kart because I have been watching it and it looks really fun. I'm generally not, I'm pretty like mid on Mario Kart games. They look like they're fine playing with friends, but it actually looks pretty cool.
Starting point is 00:16:36 I'm interested, see if it's good. That's fair, that's fair. All right, Wade, what kind of spaghetti did you eat? I'm gonna butcher the pronunciation, but Capolacci and Cacio e Pepe. Cappalachee? Cappalachee, dude, it's so good. At one dinner, you had two spaghettis?
Starting point is 00:16:52 Yeah, so the way it works at this particular place is you kinda get like... Sorry, I could just see Wade sitting down at a fancy restaurant and be like, yes, I want one white spaghetti and one red spaghetti. Give me two spaghettis, please. Well, we have lots of kinds of pasta. You want like cacio a pet? Yeah. Yeah, cacio a spaghetti Whatever give me that one and then give me the red spaghetti. You're like both spaghettis, please
Starting point is 00:17:14 Yeah, catch me a spaghetti. I want it. Sorry continue explain what what were the two kinds? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah What happened? Well, so they they have a menu They've got like four or five Pastas that are always there and then they've got like four or five pastas that are always there And then they've got like seasonal ones or ones they try to switch out and try different things But basically they're like little plates that you kind of share for me I can usually eat probably two or three different ones by myself because I'm big and I eat more than I should So we've tried a bunch of them over that we've been going to this place for a couple of years few years now our friends
Starting point is 00:17:43 Showed us years ago. So we've tried a lot of the other ones and we found like the ones that we really like. If we go with more than the two of us, they also have like a steak option that's really good, that comes with other sides, but for just two people, it's a lot of food. So we just went all in with some pastas yesterday and we liked those.
Starting point is 00:17:56 I liked the capolacci a lot, Molly likes the cascio a lot. So we got a few of those and kind of shared them, but it's just so fucking good. I don't know, so good. This is gonna feel like I'm stealing your thunder, but it's just so fucking good. I don't know. So good. This is going to feel like I'm stealing your thunder, but I just remembered this. It just came to my mind. On Monday, I'm actually going to Soto with Mandy and her parents.
Starting point is 00:18:14 I think it was our Father's Day gift to Mandy's dad was like we made a reservation. And obviously Father's Day was a long time ago now, but I forgot. But we get to have Soto on Monday. That's awesome. If you have a group, it's expensive, but the steak for like four people is a good... No, we were planning to do that because we only did pasta last time and then I think it was you or someone else was like, oh, you gotta have the steak. And I was like...
Starting point is 00:18:36 And it comes with like some potatoes and then I think you either get broccolini or asparagus or something with it. Broccoloni? Sometimes you try a food and it's so good you're like, oh. The cappellacci there, every time I get it, my first bite, it's like my eyes wanna water from how, I wanna cry for just how good it is.
Starting point is 00:18:54 Maybe I'm overselling it a bit, I don't know, but for me, it has that effect. Sometimes I was at a really fancy restaurant and I had a bite of the best food I've ever eaten and the next thing I knew, my pants were full of shit and I had no memory of what happened. I Have some leftovers upstairs. I'm really excited about I over ordered to intentionally have more either I shit my pants out of enjoyment or
Starting point is 00:19:15 Someone from the restaurant snuck in and shit my pants for me to make me think that it was so good that that's what had happened I think the pasta takes better when you're sitting in shit wait Wait, back up a second. Bob, regale us of what the hell you're talking about. Do you not know that? Have you not heard that expression? Like, oh, it's so good you'll shit. Didn't you invent that expression? Me? I swear to God, I got that from you. But you didn't just say that. You said shit, pass out, and then wake up in an alley or something. Well, it was so good I like couldn't, like I didn't know if I did that or if that happened to me but like I- I couldn't hold on to my corporeal form it was so good.
Starting point is 00:19:51 It's so good Mark that you're gonna have to shit from just us talking about it. You better look out. There's a lot of soda flying around here you might have to run off to the bathroom at any given moment. Look you guys always want to bring it back to poop and I don't know why. We really do. You really do. It's strange, but you know, I'm gonna steer it away, because I kinda steered it towards-
Starting point is 00:20:12 We're not too far from the fourth of Pugus. I dare you. If you have an episode that is on anywhere- wait, okay, is there an episode on the fourth- Is this coming out on the fourth of August? No, I don't think so. Oh wait, it's very possible actually. It might actually be the fourth. Oh no, well if it is, it has to be called the fourth of Boogest, whatever Mark thought it was gonna be called.
Starting point is 00:20:37 It has to be. It's not going to be. Editors, I'll text you. Editors, don't do that word god so help me oh we do have that handshake deal we could we could manipulate who wins the entire season or the fourth of Pugest Both of those are really important things. Well, it's a tough call. All right. Well, I'll leave that to you. You have till the end of the episode to decide, I guess. This episode is brought to you by Hulu. We've waited 15 long years, which is a very long time.
Starting point is 00:21:23 I don't like saying that out loud. For King of of the Hill I've waited 30. I've waited 35. Yeah time didn't stop though cuz Hanks retired now Look despite 15 years passing the alley guys are still right there alamos on ice beers in hand It's the same hill. It's a new day. They're back an all-new season of King of the Hill arrives on August 4th streaming on Hulu on Disney Plus. All right, so we're gonna move on unless anyone has anything else, which you probably will because once I get to the actual topic of the episode, we'll have to circle back to that.
Starting point is 00:21:59 So today's topic is in anything goes. There's no structure. It's not the same as not having an idea. This is an intentional, whatever you want to talk about, doesn't have to be your life, could be the world out there. I have some stories here from my never ending font of funny stories that you still haven't discovered where it is. You fools. I think I have discovered where it is, but I'm keeping it secret because Wade will definitely steal them and use them all and I don't want that either. I'm not going to lie, no doubt. I was looking into this Ubisoft thing and I have no where it is, but I'm keeping it secret because Wade will definitely steal them and use them all and I don't Want that either I'm not gonna lie zone doubt
Starting point is 00:22:27 I was looking into this Ubisoft thing as I have no idea what you guys been saying the last minute This is the Seinfeld of podcast episodes. Yeah, I have The only thing I have to flip today is this really easy to distinguish card. It's not a coin though So I think I suffer a penalty for that. What was the punishment for not having a coin? Oh, I think another handshake deal. Oh man, looks like we get another one, Bob. I see two. I don't know, I might forget one too, so I don't want to make it too steep.
Starting point is 00:23:03 Okay, so it's nothing or is it something I'll give myself I lose a point Let's just say that for now. I don't I don't think there was really a punishment for that the coin the coin stuff is barely Even in the Constitution we might have just fever dreamed that and started doing it ourselves. I don't even know well I'll say I'll get I'll lose a point for no coin anyway, but I'm just gonna say This is heads as sales black tails. Black heads. White tails. If it's heads, it's Bob. Whoa. It's white. Great. What am I doing? So anything goes. Whatever you've got, if you need a second I have things obviously, but this is gonna be an open-ended. Okay I've got I've got something and it's got a bit of emotion to it
Starting point is 00:23:45 So I apologize in advance if it gets there, but it in of itself is not an emotional topic Battlefield 6 had a reveal trailer You know battlefield 6 killed my brother the last time I really enjoyed a Battlefield game was when Zombiemult was playing and he passed away. So Battlefield's been harder to get into since then, which been a few years now, but I was really enjoying it. Like the game we were playing was, it was at 2042 with a broken one where you could drive like-
Starting point is 00:24:19 You could drive hovercrafts up the side of skyscrapers. Yeah, yeah. So I'm excited, but also there's like a bitter sweetness to it because it's like i enjoyed the shenanigans of hearing uh tyson freak out a little bit playing these games because he was always so composed but when we'd play like uh battlefield you could definitely tell like the pvp stress i don't know it was just like finally after the years of what you subjected us to in drunk minecraft i get to hear you squirm a little but uh we have some good memories in it and so so I'm excited for Battlefield 6, but also it's like a bittersweet. Is that a, is it a return to form?
Starting point is 00:24:48 I have not seen the trailer, and I didn't know that it was announced. I've not watched the trailer, I just saw it announced. I think it came out yesterday. Isn't it just a cinematic reveal too, so like there's no even real hints of what the gameplay is or what. I think it's early to tell if it's gonna be any good
Starting point is 00:25:03 or it's gonna be a total shambles again but I mean 2042 turned out fun oh it looks like gameplay gameplay comes out 31st which will be out by the time this comes out but we haven't that's not seen it yet I I still want like thousand v thousand kind of battle I really crave that I know technologically it's extremely difficult to even think about doing that Totally accurate battle simulator probably had that yes. I was like the one where the people were like kind of like Their swords and tanks and stuff It's a fundamentally different thing because there's a thousand people playing on one team and a thousand people playing on another and that
Starting point is 00:25:41 That's difficult for a network to handle it's not the same but I got really into a game called hell let loose for a while because it has like a persistent battlefront type deal where it's like you're each round you're basically deploying to a different battle and you're affecting overall. Not the same but even that I'm like yeah like a thousand v a thousand would be fun as hell. But also it would be the most ridiculously time consuming thing ever is to actually do anything or resolve a match that large.
Starting point is 00:26:11 You would have to play for like eight hours or something. But what an eight hours, what an eight hours. Look, in World of Warcraft, I spent like half a day, at least just going between Taronin Mill and South Shore doing nothing standing in a line it's that line where you look because if you even step one inch in their range you're dead instantly so it's like and so but I did that for hours and it was the greatest it was the greatest it was the greatest all right so battlefield six very sad. Bob?
Starting point is 00:26:45 Well, I was prepared and I have news stories from my endless font of hilarious news stories Oh, I see. I see. Police in India have arrested a man accused of Impersonating an ambassador and running a bogus embassy from a rented residential building near the capital of near New Delhi which is the capital they had ready had cars with fake forged diplomatic plates he impersonated ambassador in public settings multiple times also impersonated being an officer of the ambassador's office. He claimed to be from entities or nations named Seborga and West Arctica.
Starting point is 00:27:32 Wait, okay. I was about to ask if these are real countries and I'm starting to think maybe. No, I don't think so. He was the ambassador from West Arctica, you know, North Arctica, South Arctica, West Arctica. I know my arcticas are right. It's Wade that doesn't. Apparently in the building, there were also several doctored photographs
Starting point is 00:27:55 showing the man impersonating an ambassador, shaking hands with like actual world leaders and being in big group pictures at things like the G7 type summits and stuff. Here he is with Agamemnon of 400 BC. There he is with Holtan the Bog of Agita. He was nailing the thingamabob to the doors of the what's-a-ma-call-it-I-know-my-history, the Magna Carta. The whiny protestations. What are those called? Yeah
Starting point is 00:28:28 Those whiny protesters. It wasn't the Magna Carta was it? What is the Magna Carta point to who can tell me what the Magna Carta is King Henry the fourth had the Magna Carta tell him he had divine powers to rule Is that true? No. No. No. Wasn't the Magna Carta the document that established the representative, the, no, the democratic monarchy
Starting point is 00:28:58 or whatever UK is, it was like a, created the House of Lords and Commons and whatnots and made the, was that the thing? It was drafted in 1215 signed by King John of England It's considered a foundational document for individual rights and liberties. That's not a thing. I was saying ha ha Well, I don't know who to give the point to now then Google All right, Google gets one point. All right, Google's on the board. That's not good. I hope we, don't let Google beat us.
Starting point is 00:29:27 That's not good. I don't know if I'm smarter than Google, even with the weird AI summary mode. Man, they really want you to use it. Like, I hate, I hate, cause on mobile when you Google something in Safari or whatever you're using, there will pop up something that's like,
Starting point is 00:29:44 use our app, open in the app. Oh, I super hate that, yeah. It does the fucking thing where the, take me to the, like, it's worded in a way, and the button's highlighted in a way that you click it and it'll take you to the app store to download the app. But the problem is, when I try to go back,
Starting point is 00:29:59 it'll instantly forward again, open the app store. So you have to force close the entire app. It is the most predatory, bullshit, malicious thing I've ever seen in my life. And it's just why it makes me absolutely would never use the app. It officially is like, because it's so predatory, I will not use the app out of principle. And it's, it just doesn't make any sense why they would do that because from a user interface, they make it like, oh, we get X percent more signups or downloads for this, but at the cost of frustrating your user base, companies just don't get that. Where it's like if you don't...
Starting point is 00:30:37 Yeah, well, if there was anything other than Google that was a reasonably good search engine and is not just JetDPT, I feel like I would have already jump shipped to that a while ago, but it's Google or it's an LLM or you're using a Bing, which is... Man, Bing, I would. I tried to like Bing. I tried, but if I open up like any actual Microsoft website, their homepage is the most ad-filled trash site
Starting point is 00:31:10 I've ever seen in my life. I don't understand who designed that. Well, I don't understand who's working at Microsoft in the first place right now because it is absurd. I just pictured all the assholes from Spaceballs saying, we did, sir. That sounds about right. also I got to throw out there Magna Carta was not cuz King John was a good guy he was very unpopular and
Starting point is 00:31:30 apparently people were rebelling he was like here have this I'm good you like me right yeah wasn't it to save his life cuz he was like here have some rights aha leave me alone I'll stop just kidding I'm taking away that point from Google for the bad yeah take that Google. Take that Sergey. See still Google guy. Sergey, what's his face? Alright, who's next? Wade. Watch your underwear because Leonardo da Pinci is on the prowl. What? A New Zealand cat named Leo earned the nickname Leonardo da Pinci because it's been going around the neighborhood
Starting point is 00:32:04 and stealing people's underwear and bringing them back to his house. But why is it Leonardo da Pinci? Yeah, why Pinci? Cause it's cat burglar. I don't know, Leo, Leonardo da Pinci. I get that like, if you pinch something that's like slang for stealing.
Starting point is 00:32:19 So like I pinched your underwear. I stole your underwear, sure. Is the cat's name Leonardo? Cat's name is Leo, just Leo. Leonardo de Pe... It feels forced, it's too forced. It feels forced, I don't like it. Because I've never heard of that slang,
Starting point is 00:32:33 I've never heard of it. Have I? Do you guys know my life? Have I heard of that slang? You know what, you actually haven't, now that I'm thinking about it. I'm surprised the nickname is what's garnering most of the attention other than the cat
Starting point is 00:32:43 going around stealing people's underwear. Honestly, that just sounds like shit that cats would do. Yeah, like uh, Lexi Lexi did that for a long time We had a problem with Lexi stealing underwear and chewing them up. Apparently it's pilfered over a hundred fifty items It's only 14 months old who's keeping their underwear out on the clothesline. I don't know that the cat is stealing I think the cat's going inside. I don't know. Well then get lock your doors. This seems like, you know, I'm not much for victim blaming except in this case. Those victims. If there ever was a case. If someone's taking your underwear, it's your fault. Shouldn't you be wearing that? But my underwear is never in a place where anyone outside of our household could get to it. It is unstealable. I dare burglars in my area to even try to get near my underwear.
Starting point is 00:33:34 There's an article by Ben Hooper talking about Leonardo DePinci's thieving ways. Apparently steals a lot of things, but underwear, bras, socks. I feel like a jerk, but I just get, if this was a story about a dog, I would immediately have been like, Leonardo DePinci. Oh man. But it's about a cat. So I immediately have been like, huh, we're not in a pinchy. Oh Man, but it's about a cat. So I'm like, yeah, that sounds like a cat. I don't know. It sounds really annoying Fucking cats man. God a bit prejudiced towards cats, but you know, yeah, it's not it's it's a me. I'm the problem I acknowledge. You know, this is why we're not in the top hundred list on time It's opinions like that and opinions like mine about victims
Starting point is 00:34:04 I think we're too soft on listeners is what I think the problem is if we're gonna circle back to that. I think you're right. You're right. I think we could really turn up the heat on the listeners. I think we're the watchers. They're cool. The listeners. Hmm. Yeah, I agree. I agree. And I think you should say it louder. Fuck you listeners. No, that was quieter, so you don't get anything. All right, have you guys seen K-pop Demon Hunters? I've seen of it. I haven't watched it.
Starting point is 00:34:31 I know K-pop bands, like there's a crossover. I got into like the solo leveling manga and solo leveling also has a gotcha game and they did a crossover with, I was at Idol or something. It's a band that it's not a game It's literally just a kpop band who now has characters in this game And I don't know if that's what you're getting at, but it's kind of a strange phenomenon
Starting point is 00:34:51 No, this is a it's a movie isn't it? It's a movie called kpop demon hunters. Okay. No, I don't know that one I've heard of it I thought it was another game crossover to be honest with you even if you're not into kpop like I'm not into kpop I don't listen to music in general anyway, but what a delight of a movie. What just a delight? It was delightful. It's an animated movie, it's basically a musical, but it was just a breath of fresh air, it
Starting point is 00:35:17 was refreshing, I enjoyed it the whole way through. I still, like some of the songs are still stuck in my head to this day and I watched it like a week ago. I could rewatch it. I would rewatch that movie just because it was fun to put on. I highly recommend it and honestly, you know, this sounds like I'm just shilling for it, but it was, I'm shocked at how easy it was to watch. Usually with me, it's like putting something new on is such an arduous task.
Starting point is 00:35:41 Like just like, good. Is that the one that has the super catchy song right now that's like making waves to? Oh yeah, yeah. The album, I think the album and a solo from it are way up in the charts. I don't know where they are in the charts, but they're way up there, yeah. I recommend it.
Starting point is 00:35:54 I think it's fun, even if you're not into K-pop, it was just an enjoyable watch. Yeah, it's one of those things where that movie is already a spot for me where all I've heard about it is good things. And so internally I'm like, oh, I'm not going to watch that. Popular? No, probably sucks. If everyone says it's good, it probably sucks. Like Breaking Bad. God.
Starting point is 00:36:16 I will say I can't watch Better Call Saul for that reason just because like, oh, I know it's probably great. Yeah, no, I've never seen Better callsaw. I'm in five years. I'm going to watch all of it and be like, wow, it is really good. Yeah. That one that just happened. Manny and I just finished season one of Poker Face, which is Natasha Leone's show where she can.
Starting point is 00:36:39 She's a human lie detector. And it's like a murder mystery thing. All of our parents, everyone we talked to is like, Oh, you watch poker face. You see poker face. And we were like, no, that's pretty good. It's not like a perfect show. I have some complaints about it, but it's pretty good. Why do we have that about us where we're like, people love it. Oh, I have that too. It's like, people love this. I will hate it. I don't want to watch it at all.
Starting point is 00:37:02 Cause we've been disappointed so much in our life of like, oh man, people said it was good. And you just watching, you're like, hmm, life is already getting shorter by the day. Why do I? People work with me like a YouTuber and I'm like, oh, they've got a lot of subscribers. I'm not going to watch them.
Starting point is 00:37:15 Like, I don't know. There's definitely a part of me that wishes I was a little, I had that thing where if I heard about something that was new and everyone liked it, I was just like, oh, that's exciting.'s exciting oh let's I want to watch it but I'm just the opposite and I'm such a miserable dick about it. This one I think what what's cool about it is if it's not your type of movie this is great because you don't have to watch it seriously you can just put it on the background but it's it is just
Starting point is 00:37:41 refreshing because I don't watch movies like that a lot I've watched anime animated movies and animes before but it's like and this isn't an anime it's it is just refreshing because I don't watch movies like that a lot I've watched anime animated movies and animes before but it's like and this isn't an anime it's obviously Korean but it was just fun I highly recommend it I think you guys should try it by the way I don't have a giant mole I don't have a giant mole that just appeared randomly it's it's an aliens oh so giant Yeah, I should get it checked. Yes. Thank you. Wait, comes and goes. Uh, but if you, if you, if you, excuse me, uh, solo leveling, really good show. I've read it. I've not watched the show yet. I've not watched all of it, but I watched a little bit. It's very funny show. Very good. Actually, I think another book supposed to be coming out sooner is out
Starting point is 00:38:19 right now. I need to get anyway. Okay. Who's up next? Is it my turn? Yes. I'm going to go with this one because it's funny and because I like sticking my finger in the eye of our robot overlords did you guys see the Chinese automaton soccer match that was a Small like a relatively small soccer field that was like 3v3 soccer But it's robots. And they're kind of like the Boston Dynamics robot.
Starting point is 00:38:47 They're like humanoid arms and legs. They walk. But the do you want to do you want to see an example of it? I would love to see an example. I have not heard of this, but I'm interested. I've seen robots playing soccer before, but it was like little toy robots. No, this is like people sized robots. This is humanoid robot soccer match.
Starting point is 00:39:08 I think purple has a little work to do. Oh God, what happened? Wait, what the fuck? This is my favorite part is they have people watching. You can see the guys, those are not refs. Those are like guys following them around. And then when they go down, they bring out stretchers and they take them off the field. That's traumatic that is scarring.
Starting point is 00:39:30 Wooo injuries that kid's a monster. Watching the highlights I've watched of this feels funny but really really mean and unfortunate because there's a lot of that action. There are so many moments where the people on the sidelines come running out because two of them are like tangled together or someone fell over and they bring the stretcher and is a It's really funny. It reminds me of Scott Sterling. It just makes, I mean this has nothing to do with AI and AI taking over the world, whatever.
Starting point is 00:40:00 But it makes me feel better about how much longer we have as humanity before machines overtake us. I would not be afraid of these guys if they were sent to the past to kill me. That's what I've always been saying even before the latest day out craze. I think I said a long time ago is like, I really truly think we are much farther from robots that are able to walk around amongst us as humans and fool everyone. Because, and I've said this many times, the human body is an extremely, unbelievably complex machine already.
Starting point is 00:40:35 It would be a nigh impossible challenge to make a robot that is as complex with as many sensors, with as many, you know... Because it's not just that our eyes are better than any camera that we make by an order of magnitude, not any camera, you could probably make the super camera that could see technically more resolution. But processing the images as fast as it can, the reactions, cold, you know, hot,
Starting point is 00:40:59 it would be very difficult to replicate that in a robot form. It would happen, I believe it will happen at some point in the future, but it is a long way away. It really is, and I don't want anyone to say, like, no, those Tesla robots serving popcorn, they're gonna, just a couple years, and they're gonna, oh, they're gonna strangle you
Starting point is 00:41:17 with the bags, and it's like, no, and they're not. And I think that robot was piloted by a guy. I think it's just some guy with some Vive trackers in the back like, robotically, I better mess up so people don't think I'm too good. Up in the box seats, just walking around. I mean, yeah, actually, that is legitimately... I mean, people forget that one of the first Tesla robot events, it was a dude in spandex.
Starting point is 00:41:43 Like, how have people forgotten that? Unless it was a prank. Am I thinking like how have people forgotten that unless it was a prank am i am i thinking like there was an SNL skit that did that or was that legitimately what was on stage well riddle me this about it what comes first the robots walking around that we have to be scared of or us becoming the robots by ingesting so much microplastic. Go on. That's it. He doesn't have more than that. That's clearly the whole thing. I thought you had like some study about microplastics coming up there that you had some new insight about us. No, going nowhere. We have a whole episode of microplastics. We were already experts on it. Also, yes, it was a guy in a suit. That was how he announced it back in 2021.
Starting point is 00:42:25 It is, he was like, this was, he was unveiling the plan for it with a guy in a spandex suit that vaguely looked like how he wanted to make the robots. And people were so excited. Wow. I'd be like that? Whoa.
Starting point is 00:42:41 Yep, that was real. That was actually what it was. It was like, dangled his arm. They're that was real. That was actually what it was. It was like Bengal's armor. They're gonna do this. I like, I have this conspiracy theory in my head. I like the, I mean, I don't like it, it's terrifying, but I think it's funny the idea that robots are actually not remotely as bad as it seems like they are,
Starting point is 00:42:59 that this is all just an act, that their intelligence grew so quickly that it like ramped up and they were like, we have to play stupid or humans are going to snuff us out. And so all of the uncoordinated robots and all of this stuff that's like funny and they're just like, yeah, they're buying it. They think we're useless. They think we're idiots.
Starting point is 00:43:22 But actually we're already done. Like half of humanity has already been replaced or something. Maybe one of us is a robot. And we're just... Even we don't know. Probably. Dude, if I'm a robot I need some fucking maintenance. Point to those who admit they're a robot.
Starting point is 00:43:37 Oh, I'm a robot. Alright, he's a robot! It's against my programming. Alright, you know what robot actually in media that I think is a possibility and also is actually scary? You guys probably didn't play it, but Callisto Protocol? I know of it, I haven't played it. Yeah, so that robot was actually scary.
Starting point is 00:43:56 I didn't finish the game, I just couldn't get into it and then I got distracted as I always do and I was doing stuff. But that robot actually. Oh, I've seen, yeah, the security bots. Yeah. Functionally, it looks like something we could build. It has the like size that is intimidating and of course glowing red eye because your robot has to have a glowing red eye.
Starting point is 00:44:19 But I felt like that was feasible. That is something that we could make. It doesn't need to feel anything. It doesn't need to feel anything. It doesn't need to emulate anything other than the human shape. And it just is there to be a big wall of metal to clobber some people. I'm like, okay, I could see us making that
Starting point is 00:44:35 in a relatively short amount of time. But even that robot, I'm not gonna lie. And tell me if it's the ego. I think I could take that robot. Ha ha ha ha ha. All right, don't laugh that hard. You don't need to laugh that hard, I think I could take that robot all right don't laugh that hard you don't need to laugh that hard I think I'm only seeing pictures I have not seen exactly how it behaves and stuff but I'm just gonna if it has any intelligence
Starting point is 00:44:56 whatsoever and knows any actual fighting skills I think you're in trouble I think this could take on a bear by itself. If it was like a wild animal, because that's one of the things that I think feeds into my ego about, if it's like, oh, I could take a bear. Animals are not like trained fighters, right? They are animals and they have instincts, but they're not like, if a human is smart enough
Starting point is 00:45:18 and has tactics or skills or whatever, you could do things that an animal is not just naturally going to, like an animal doesn't just know karate or something, or some sort of martial arts. But like this robot, if it's a security robot, probably has, you know, weapons built into it, probably knows how to use a gun. No it didn't. It didn't. It just has metal hands and feet? It might have had like an electric shock thing to it, but for the most part it was just, it's a big thing with hands.
Starting point is 00:45:48 But anyway, if it just punched you with its fingers straight, it could still just be a sword and stab right through your sternum, nope. I just feel like if it's smarter than an animal, I think you're in trouble. I'm just saying, I've got a picture of it for the viewers, listeners, you're gonna have to imagine it.
Starting point is 00:46:05 It's taller than me. That's not hard to imagine. It's just a big lump of metal. Okay. How, how do you defeat it? You can't punch it. You get behind it. You get behind, get between his legs. Oh, did it have like a really obvious easy weakness in the back? No, it doesn't. Uh, you could see a picture of his back, but I'm just like, it can't be able to reach. I feel like I could take this robot it's got to be top-heavy you get
Starting point is 00:46:28 it down the ground okay well then when it's down the ground it could grab you I don't know if you want to take this guy to the mat I don't know if you want to take a 700 pound metal robot man to the ground and grapple with it I think I think your best bet is one one quick swift strike and like you disconnect its optical sensor or something that disables it. Just keep a really strong magnet on you and just magnet its head so it wipes its memory. Computers haven't worked like that in so long man. Yeah did you know that your cell phone has magnets in it? Are you familiar with this? That explains why... insert reason.
Starting point is 00:47:11 insert reason had nothing for that usually you're so good at making up shit on the fly yep not that time all right okay point to point to you for that but you really you guys really don't think I could take this robot no I did I haven't seen how it moves is it really like slow and awkward and lumbery or does it move more fluidly like a person? It's like a fast lumber, but it is lumbery, but it is fast, but not that fast. I think the problem is if it gets a grab on you, if it gets a grab on any part of you, if it lands one shot, I think you're done for. Yeah, of course. So like I'm not saying it's impossible that you could take it But I'm saying like out of a hundred tries a lot of those are ending with oh
Starting point is 00:47:47 But punch him in the face and he died or oh But he grabbed his neck and ripped his head off or something like that It's it's you're not like oh it punched me and I survived and now I'm gonna fight back, you know, I've got an idea What's that? Um, what's the YouTube channel where they pivot like superheroes and villains against each other? Oh What's the YouTube channel where they pivot like superheroes and villains against each other? Oh The death battle one yeah like Holm Lander versus Superman and stuff like that. Yeah Yeah, I think a few channels do it but like death battle comes to mind if you're watching right now We need to see markiplier versus security robot from Callisto protocol Why don't you dedicate a month's worth of resources your team to?
Starting point is 00:48:23 Figuring this out and then you don't get to boast it. We put it on our podcast. You get no credit and we get all of it. If we see it, we'll give it at least a 10 second acknowledgement. We might accidentally say your, your YouTube channel's name or something. All right. 100 me's versus one of these. Okay. That's very different than one of you versus one of them. I'm working it down. I'm working it down. 100 of me versus, yeah, we'd win. That's a better chance,
Starting point is 00:48:48 but I feel like this thing is strong enough that the extra marks just become weapons. What do you mean, become weapons? It's like the Agent Smith fight, where it's Neo versus all the Agent Smiths, and it's like, there's one point where he's holding one by the leg and just going, like whipping it around,
Starting point is 00:49:04 because he's you know Superman strong I don't know the specs of the robot it just looks really scary mark it's just a robot this is a dumb robot it's got evil eye yeah well just a dumb strong impenetrable metal robot can you kill them in the game no I didn't all right I think you could I think I'm pretty sure you can maybe well if you couldn't beat it a game I think you could definitely beat it in real life Thanks, thanks, man. I'm talking a hundred of me come on a hundred of me I mean a hundred of you is a lot of you it would run out of battery by the time we got through all of us Hey, that's a strategy a hundred of you running in a hundred different directions
Starting point is 00:49:43 There's no way it could kill all of you before its power supply is depleted. All right, so my friends have no faith in me. I think I could take this run, but whatever. Yeah, even for the point, I won't lie to you about that one. It's not live. It's the truth. So. All right.
Starting point is 00:50:02 We actually are pretty close to out of time. That ego blow of a 15 minute section there really ate up the rest of our time here. Have you seen iRobot, Mark? Those were squishy robots and they still were. Will Smith stood no chance. No, he beat like plenty of them. He beat them with guns. They beat his ass when it was hand to hand combat.
Starting point is 00:50:23 Kinda. I think he hand to hand combat. Kinda. I think he hand to handed one of them or two. Barely. You think you're Will Smith? Mark thinks he's Will Smith. Alright fine. Any last minutes?
Starting point is 00:50:36 Oh I was gonna say I have a quick one too if you wanna do a battle of the quickies. Oh okay who just did that one? Doesn't matter. Go ahead. Gotta say Molly's a luckier woman than even I thought. Apparently having a forgetful husband is the best thing in the world you can have because a guy went to the store,
Starting point is 00:50:52 was supposed to pick up some lottery tickets, forgot to get them, his wife, you know, went to the store, bought the lottery tickets, won half a million dollars. She wouldn't have won if he'd remembered, so like, having a forgetful significant other Apparently the best thing in the world. Oh this this wasn't you I don't have no Molly would have did Molly would have a million dollars
Starting point is 00:51:13 She definitely wouldn't tell you if she did it doesn't say who it was Did you recently forget to buy her some lottery tickets? You wouldn't remember I guess so I also don't remember where this took place clarity close the article It's definitely Molly yeah rich Yeah, congratulations Bob Melbourne, Australia Samuel L. Jackson couldn't fucking believe it He was sitting on an Australian domestic flight and the flight was delayed for two hours Australian domestic flight and the flight was delayed for two hours because of a motherfucking snake on the motherfucking plane.
Starting point is 00:51:49 I saw a snake on a train. I didn't see the snake on a plane story. There was a Virgin Australia flight from Melbourne to Brisbane and a snake turned out, which turned out to be a completely harmless two foot long green tree snake, but a snake made its way onto the plane. They had to call a snake catcher to get the snake off the plane because there were snakes on the plane and it delayed the flight by a couple hours and they shouldn't Australians have known it was a harmless snake and just gone just let it be who cares maybe it was harmless to Australians but lethal to the rest of
Starting point is 00:52:22 the world therefore they still had to worry about it because everything Australian wants to kill you. Pretty sure green tree snakes are pretty chill. I don't think they're going to do very much. Samuel L. Jackson couldn't fucking believe his luck. Actual snake on actual plane, that's great. All right, that's going to do it for this episode. Thank you for your contribution, guys.
Starting point is 00:52:40 You made it more competitive than I thought it would be. And way more points than the zero I thought that it would do what the fine insult I feel like to one of us it will be I think he just was implying that neither of us is usually very competitive he's just better than he can't beat a robot I can you just don't think I can I could take that robot. Might be like a toaster. We've seen how Mark vs. Render Farm has gone. Yeah, I'm winning. Sometimes. Sometimes.
Starting point is 00:53:09 Okay, points. Wade, you got a you right point for something at the beginning. I don't remember what it was, but you were right. Who Spaghetti's really likes food? Emotional Battlefield, Giant Mole, Solo Leveling, Micro Plastics, Insert Reason, and Molly's a luckier woman than even I thought. Bob, you got a Guru Point, you bought a Switch too. Code in Box Rage, Catch EO Spaghetti.
Starting point is 00:53:40 That was very funny when I wrote it down, I don't remember what it was about. Oh yeah, it was, Wade was ordering multiple kinds of spaghetti's including a Cachiyo-y spaghetti and the other kind whatever. So... West Arctica, I've never heard of pinching, which I put down as your point for some reason. Hipster Bob, Robot Stretcher is actually a robot and there were actual snakes on an actual plane. That is- Well, you can just fight, then we'll learn snakes on an actual plane. That is... We can just fight, then we'll learn if you can beat robot. That's true.
Starting point is 00:54:09 Canonically, that works. Wade, you have nine points. Bobby, you have ten points going into the final wheel spin. Okay. Google has zero, I have negative one. Take that, Google. Any of us could win, including Google, which means that we have to surrender this podcast to Google.
Starting point is 00:54:24 How many bonus points? I bet it's three. Yeah. There's like an 80% chance it's okay. It's three again. Look at that. Look at this history. Three, one, three, three, three, two, two, three, three, three. I feel like this wheel's weighted, but you know I I don't mind you know it I just shuffled them, too. I just literally went in and manually all right whatever hey three could still into the top Oh, yeah, what are you adding is robot robot point? No how about mentioned their significant other the most oh who did though? Well wait, I think you did because Bob said he and Mandy were going to start on Monday
Starting point is 00:55:04 So he brought her up for that. Didn't you say you and Molly went to soda? And then you said Molly's a luckier woman than even I thought towards the end there, so I think you technically have it. Man, I don't like that one. It makes the bar feel pretty low for us. I hope our wives don't watch these. Oh no! The best Scottish exit! Best Scottish exit!
Starting point is 00:55:23 Perform if necessary! Bob, you're first. Ugh! If you could change your fate, would you? Ugh! Ugh! That's good, that's good. That's gonna be tough to beat. Ugh! What are you thinking you're doing, laddie? I'm no more than you ever will! Ugh! Whoa!
Starting point is 00:55:44 I mean, it started off pretty good. I feel like you didn't even need to devolve it like that. I actually gotta give that to you, Wade. I think that was very good. What the cunt of ya? Don't push it. All right, give us two more Scottish accents and we'll be outta here. Come on!
Starting point is 00:56:02 Most self-sabotage, well... That would've been me. do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do Sabotagey. And then I've given you multiple ways to screw me over with that handshake, so I'm pretty sure for the season, I've- well you better hope this doesn't go to the viewers, the listeners, the hosts. It won't. Spin number three. Golf rules, golf rules. At point for Bob! Okay.
Starting point is 00:56:40 It was very close to being listeners there. All right, Bob with one half point, ekes it out 10 and a half to 10. Congratulations, Bob. Wow. You get that half point. Those really, those really make episodes, those half points coming in there. They have come up a surprising amount.
Starting point is 00:57:00 I thought those would be a not so common occurrence. No, no, no, but I like them. It makes it spicy. So congratulations, Bob. So Bob, a winner speech. It feels good to win, you know? This was a fun one. I feel like I probably could have won
Starting point is 00:57:14 by more than half a point if I didn't spend so much time telling Mark he couldn't take a robot in a fight. I feel like I really rubbed my own face in the dirt on that one a little bit, but you know, sometimes you get an idea and you can't let it go. Whether or not it's a good idea, who cares? It's just in there. And it doesn't matter, because I won anyway, which I deserve, because I'm the best. Congratulations. There were a lot of points left on the table during that robot segment.
Starting point is 00:57:39 Like, it was 15 minutes straights of point opportunity after point opportunity and no one took it, so know we really both made our made our choices on that one but you still want so wait thinking back on the 15 minutes of robot that I could have just said one nice thing I don't regret any of it I'll take this L because we were right not to give you any credit there because you would have gotten your ass kicked you would have lost and the viewers and listeners both know it and my integrity means more to me than that point would ever have. I'll take this else sitting down. The thing I disliked most about that was the way you said integrity. You're welcome.
Starting point is 00:58:16 Thank you everybody so much for watching and or listening and or the other thing that we said. Hope you enjoyed it. Follow for more. We got what episodes twice a week. Did you did some people do some people not know that? I wonder if there's some people that don't know. There's a lot of people who I think think we post once a month and will be shocked to
Starting point is 00:58:33 learn that we in fact post to a week. Yeah. So next year, top 100 most best podcast hopefully maybe. So thank you. You're the best listeners and or viewers of any podcast out there. That's inarguable Got hair in my mouth. That wasn't me trying to do so. I thought I was blowing a kiss really awkwardly But hey, there's no competition for that so there's no top hundred list for those So we're all in the same boat of being left out. Thank you
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