Distractible - Frog Sticks!

Episode Date: June 23, 2025

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This episode of distractible is presented by vitamin water some drinks are fun Some drinks are functional but vitamin water said why not both the elevate blue raspberry Actually, very good as I'm getting older. I found that I'm a raspberry guy They also have zero sugar rehydrate pineapple passion fruit as I'm getting older. I'm finding. I'm really a pineapple guy I'm like Wade but with with apples. Grab a vitamin water today, copyright 2025, glass-o, vitamin water is a registered trademark of glass-o. Good evening gentle listeners or watchers and welcome to Distractible. This episode, way-worn Wade sees white, defends wiki, then breaks out anachronisms and memory tests Magniloquent mark, raw dog shorts withdrawal, gets Amy points

conceptualizes coding, noses chicks, orgies and dicking crazy Backical Bob brings out TikTok Bigfoot, assaults AI, calls out cowardice and does whippets, Van Dyke and Richthoven From Achromatopsia to fellatio It's time for frog sticks now sit back and prepare to be distracted and Enjoy the show Hello everyone, welcome back to another episode of distractable I am

today's host wait how am I the host the great question I won somehow last time despite losing which is a talent of mine to be sure joined as always by my cohost Bob and mark I'm here I'm ready to lose again. Alright, that's the spirit. If you've never been here, there's a show where one of us hosts the other two can beat the points. Whoever has the most points at the end gets to host the next episode. That's the only reward, really. Typically we start off by talking about what's new in our lives. And I know something that's kind of new and crazy, but I'll save it.

Because it's these two's turn to talk. What's new, boys? I have a TikTok update. TikTok update! Everybody loves my legendary TikTok updates. I do. I love it. I think it's great. I have two things I want to talk about and one thing what well it's one of the two things I want to show you. But the first one is there's this lady on TikTok. I don't know her personally or anything, but her... it's just really funny. I don't know what happened, but something happened that led her to post a video of her couch? Or I think maybe she was talking to someone in her real life and they had this confrontation about this. Anyway, she has a couch. It's clearly a gray couch. Like, it's not blue-

gray, it's not... It's a gray couch. It's unquestionable on video. And she posted a TikTok where she was basically like, I was talking to my husband or friend or somebody and I was like, oh yeah, something about the... Go sit on the blue couch or whatever. And they were like, you don't have a blue couch. She was like, oh yeah, the something about the go sit on the blue couch or whatever. And they were like, you don't have a blue couch. She was like, yeah, we have a blue chair and blue couch. Go sit on the blue couch. Oh, I do know this. And the person like wouldn't let it go.

And apparently neither would she. And so she posted a thing and a video of the couch. It was like, look guys, and showed a bunch of stuff that was blue but also the couch and she was like blue blue blue blue except the couch is clearly gray and the the drama around is so good because she wouldn't let it go and the people were like oh that's gray the and all she was responding to people in the comments i mean like it's clearly blue you guys are just gaslighting me now you the internet's just fucking with me. This is just, and then if you dig deep enough,

it's not that deep because it's really popular. There's a reply where someone's like, hey, are you, have you checked for, to see if you're colorblind? There's like tests you can take online and stuff. And then she replies to that comment where she just goes to one of those websites and does the little, the numbers in the bubbles of color type colorblind test things and

She's very confidently. She's like number number nothing number nothing But every single image has a number in it and there were there were a bunch where she was like I don't see anything in this one next and then at then at the end of the video, the thing is like, yeah, you have like Triton type colorblindness, like Tritophobia or what, or not phobia, whatever it's called. And she just, like, she gave it up immediately

and was just sitting there and was like, huh. That's really interesting. This is actually a convenient time for you to bring this up because if you are a viewer, you can check real quick because my shirt is about the color of that couch, which is gray. If you were looking at my shirt and being like, that's a nice blue shirt that Mark was wearing or if you think that Wade and I have similar shirts you might want to get checked or me too because my shirts kind of minty bluey greeny the type of

colorblindness would be blue gray color color blindness so Bob what do you mean your shirt's yellow oh that's different that's a different joke anyway it was just really funny and I appreciate that once she took the colorblind test she didn't I was expecting her to do that and for for it to be like, you're colorblind. And for her to be like, this test is a joke. You're all still fucking with me. This is what she was just like, huh. Well, that explains probably for my entire life why I argued a lot about what colors things were,

especially if they were blue or gray with people in my life, which apparently had never, she never thought, oh, maybe I'm colorblind after doing that through her entire anyway. It's very funny. And it's a very worthwhile. It's one of those things where it's like, if you dig through it on Tik Tok and find and watch all the replies, the story, the drama, the progression, very funny, very good stuff. Yeah, it's good. It also led me to, uh, know that reverse colorblindness tests are a thing where it's the same kind of dots, but you can only read the number easily if you are colorblind instead of it being hard to read if you're colorblind and it gaslit me because I was reading it and I came across the first one I was like, Oh God, I see a number. Oh no. But it's like, it's not perfect.

From what I understand, I took a colorblind test many times on video and I've done it again and I'm pretty sure not but I can read some of these reverse colorblind test numbers and I'm just like no oh no but I think it's just easier if you can see a pattern in it you can kind of get it there there's a couple that I can't see for sure I can tell you a pattern in ten years there will be another question like this because it was just over 10 years ago which I can't believe it was that long that we had the is this dress white and gold or blue and black debate mm-hmm I was 10 years ago there's there's something about that because it's like you know the the outline of the ballerina and you don't know which

way it's dancing and rotating but you can flip flip it if you concentrate on it a certain way, you can flip the direction that it's flipping and people's default direction that it's flipping is sometimes different between others. What color did you guys see back then by the way? I think it depended a lot on the monitor that I was looking at. If you're looking on a phone,

it can depend on if your Android or iPhone made a big difference. Your current brightness at that time made a difference. If it's light outside at the time, but it's hard to say for sure what the exact reason was because I don't know. I was white and gold freak. I think I saw it both. Yeah. I think it was context specific for me.

I think I ended up seeing it kind of both ways. I think there was one time I saw it and saw the blue and black or whatever, but I think predominantly I saw white and gold. I think I predominantly saw blue and black.'s only the first of two tiktok updates the other one this other one is uh I feel conflicted about because it's uh AI generated video stuff but have you guys seen the bigfoot vlogs AI generated video trend. Yes, I have. 100%. This is Bigfoot Vlogs. Let's take a sip.

I'm going to crash out. I don't know what was in that, but I can't freaking sleep. Might as well get morning's grub ready. I'm tweaking campers earlier. They kept putting this thing to their mouth and sucking on it, creating smoke. So I stole it. And well, now I can't stop sucking on it today we're hunting for the legendary human snow machine it's loud smells like farts

and breaks down every five minutes just like humans anyway that's the whole thing there are a lot of them there are stormtrooper ones which are also very funny it's a whole thing. There are a lot of them. There are stormtrooper ones, which are also very funny. It's a whole thing. It's just like bro vlogs, but starring different, you know, characters like Bigfoot and the Yeti and stormtroopers. And they're so trashy, but somehow they have a absolute stranglehold on me right now. And I cannot stop thinking about them and watching them whenever they come up. Is it just me? Am I crazy? I feel like I'm-

No, no, you're not crazy and here- There's something addicting about that, yeah. Here's the thing that I think, because people are often morally conflicted because there's those that are like no AI ever forever but that's still funny. Like those influencer impossible talents ones, those are funny because they could never exist otherwise. Those were also funny, yeah. And the Bigfoot ones are, they bridge that gap. This is not something that could have existed without this medium.

If, if the AI video is only ever used for Bigfoot vlogs, I think that's okay because that's not taking away from the Bigfoot vlog channel that I watch regularly. I think it's extra content that kind of is in a way outside of what people normally are. And that's a slippery slope, of course, to many other things. I'm not condoning, like, general every... Because I still know, in my soul, Google stole every YouTuber's videos they've ever uploaded. That's why it's so good at making vlogs That's the problem, but they're never gonna get caught there The truth is never gonna come out and it wouldn't matter anyway if it did but you know, that's neither here nor there

No, I think that's why it's kind of like that tickles me because it's just something you've never seen before allegedly It makes me feel crazy because the jokes are funny. It makes fun of vloggers pretty hardcore. The Bigfoot jokes are funny, but like it's wild. And I feel like it has a strong hold on a lot of the internet because these things are going crazy. It's very popular, but like every everything it's going to, it's going to fade.

People are going to get bored of it. And in a few months people like, I don't want to watch any Bigfoot vlogs. Give me the new thing. And maybe there'll be a few more things that get generated with the AI stuff Can't wait till Greek God vlogs comes out. That's gonna be the real one You could make it right now 250 a month. Give a uncle Google What scares me is the trend that YouTube took and this is an old trend now But like the cut from action to action to action to action. I've been watching some people that have been making videos um there's one guy that's like in his mid-20s and he's talking about

like how he watches, Kandi's like I can't even watch like those type of videos now without being at like 1.5 speed like I just need to watch I need to get through content fast so I can get more of it it's like are people's attention spans getting that bad where now you can't just watch just a normal let's play it's got to be cut up but on top of being cut up to death It also has to be 1.5 speed because it's just like must consume 10 minute video in five minutes or else There's a huge can of worms to open up. I don't think we're qualified to answer it, but here we go. Anyway, aha Uh, look it's you're all you're right. You're right And it's kind of a beaten a dead horse at this point, but dead horse, you know, you only get so much entertainment out of beating it. You gotta beat it faster and harder. You gotta hit it fast with a machine gun whip. And I can tell it when the more I consume like tick tock or short from content the more I do that in general They did a little and I even noticed like it's it's already hard to keep a thought in my head with ADHD

It's even harder nowadays. I sometimes like I I will forget something that I was doing that always happens I'll forget what the next thing I replaced it with was and then I'll stand in the middle of the kitchen being like looking At my phone and have something else on my hand that I never even realized I picked up and then I won't even remember where I disappear literally I feel like I disappear and that's concerning and that caused me to stop that's why I deleted TikTok a while ago and I replaced it with YouTube shorts but I gotta get that out now and I've cut back on that and you know it's it is a problem but it's also not permanent damage it's easily fixable by just not doing it for a while not easily fixable it's very actually very difficult yeah i don't know if we get to call that easily fixable but it's also different because we

didn't grow up on that kind of content i don't know if you grow up and that's the first bit of kind of content you're consuming too it could could be scary. Some sort of neuroscientists should probably study these effects on the brains and maybe give advice. Maybe we could rig up an AI to study it. I don't have time for that. Yeah, that's true. We should just give me a to do it. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. I heard of a good big foot doctor. It's like tick tock. It's just a bunch of brain scans and then just like, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.

That one looks bad. Uh-huh. Man. Amy said something very funny about AI in the current state. Cause Apple published that study that was like, Hey, AI is not that great. I think we might've mentioned that, but she, she explained it perfectly because I've been using it a lot to try to fix some of my, uh, lack of knowledge in turn. I'm trying to, it a lot to try to fix some of my lack of knowledge and turn I'm trying to, I'm trying to be a systems admin when I have no qualifications of system administration or programming or stuff like that. But they have this new thing with AI where you can vibe code, you don't need to know

code, you can just like kind of nudge it, you know, what if I wanted to do this? And it's wrong half the time. and the first time it's the codes like This is code and I go like double check your work. Is this right and they go. Oh, yeah I looked real good at that code is super good and I plug it in and it just blows up the entire computer And I'm like it blew up the computer is like, yeah, of course it blew up the computer that code was trash written by a drunk AI Here's the real You do that a few times you get it. She said it's AI is like phoning a friend in who wants to be a millionaire

Sometimes it knows exactly what's talking about every time it's confident you pick up your phone you phone your friend They give you an answer probably not right, but it was just like a very very good description of it So pretty good. I'll give a point to Amy. Good job, Amy. Good point. Anyway, that's my TikTok update. I really should.

I did, I talked about this. I rearranged my phone so TikTok is not on any of my home screens. I have to like find it to open it. I'm starting to push through that and get re-hooked on it a lot of the time. I really need... That strategy was not a permanent fix. I will say I've been getting a lot of targeted ads for something, I don't wanna call it out too directly.

Some product, it's like a thing that you connect to your phone via Bluetooth that just stops you from opening certain apps. It like intercepts things on your phone. And a little bit, a part of me is like, oh, that makes sense. But then the rest of me is like, don't buy that. Don't rest of me is like don't buy that don't buy that that's not a solution You could just turn that off. It doesn't fix anything

I mean you just have to have the actual willpower to do it I guess which is that is the hard part but All right, my turn finally no you already talked Commenting on what he was doing. No, that's what I thought I was doing my winter speech last episode. But yeah, go ahead. Okay In other news, I I will say that it's kind of released anyway with with my working with The various AI models they're all dumb, but some are more specifically less dumb than others. I don't know I've actually learned a lot about coding. It is very strange because there are some evidence that, you know, AI is bad for education.

And I think as a complete supplement, if you're like, write me a report about X, you just take it and go. But every time I'm plugging something in and it doesn't work, I have to figure out why it didn't work and work it through with the AI. And it's been fascinating because I didn't know anything about like Mac file system command line stuff. Now I actually have a better understanding. I understand what pseudo does.

I understand why certain way that you put things together and you put parentheses. And it's been forever since I took a programming class and I, it's, but I, I was never good at programming to begin with and I'm not good now. I'm not saying I'm good, but I understand it conceptually. So I think that that is a bit more optimistic and not a lot of people talk about that in that if you use it, even in its dumb state, assuming it's wrong, that's actually the good place to start from.

It's good that it's wrong sometimes because you can figure out assuming it's wrong. That's actually the good place to start from. It's good that it's wrong sometimes because you can figure out why it's wrong if you approach it with that mentality. So you have to be willing and have critical thinking abilities to work out what is there. And it's a puzzle and it is satisfying when you solve it, but I think it's kind of cool.

If it stays like this, it is kind of cool if you have something with like the widest base of knowledge, but zero depth that is wrong half the time, because that inherently is teaching. You are figuring it out through mistakes that it's making, and that immediately solidifies what the right answers are. I don't have to study what the programming language is. I have to be like, that didn't work. That didn't work. That worked. Holy shit, that worked.

And I'm typing it in manually myself. It works. And that really stuck all those commands in my head. So there's something to it being wrong. I don't want AI to be perfect. I think it's better that AI is completely imperfect. I think that's a good spot for it. And it probably will stay there because according to that Apple study, it'll, the reasoning

models are definitely not what people think, which I've known for a while. Bob, you've known for a while. Wade, you've... You know, Wade, I will say, I do think coding and computer science things in general are a particular use case where what you're talking about really works. But there's a lot of stuff that I think people want to use AI and do use it for where if you don't get that instant feedback, people are using it for knowledge bases where you're just taking whatever it's giving you, putting it into something else that you're using for work or for whatever. If it's not code where it doesn't work unless you do it correctly, you are not necessarily aware of how wrong it is or which parts are wrong. And no one is going to tell you that until it comes up possibly further down the line,

possibly when you're basing business decisions or other things on completely made up, hallucinated bullshit. For what you're talking about, yeah, that's essentially like a good way to learn about computers because you have someone who's helping you work through the pain of, I don't know how the fuck this works, but let's get some ideas and just keep trying stuff and figure out what does work. So it's a lot more dangerous in other contexts. And I, that's one of the things is like, we kind of get that, I think, and I try and be aware of that. And if I ever am using those sort of tools, I don't think a lot of people

are widely aware of that. I'm not sure. I have no sense because it seems like some people just are like, never AI anything, don't trust it. It's crap and it's unethical, which is like kind of a hard line perspective, but I can understand how people see it that way. And it seems like there are people on the exact opposite end of that who are like, it's like magic, It just does everything for me. All I have to do is copy and paste. And when it tells me when I'm sick,

and I let it run my life, and but I'm like, ah, that's a lot of faith in, you know, a toddler who knows some of the words related to the topics you're asking it about but doesn't know anything or know how to think about things. It's the Wild West. Except also it's in your pocket 24 hours a day, always accessible. Is AI like the Wikipedia of the common generation like Wikipedia was for us, where we weren't supposed to rely on it or use it, couldn't source it? It's even worse than that, but kind of, yeah, kind of. The funny thing about it is, I don't know if there was ever really a point when Wikipedia was super wrong about most of its things, because Wikipedia right now, as far as I know, is about the best source of accurate information you could manage for most of the information that would be in an encyclopedia like that.

I think anybody could like really edit it way back when or something like there's a lot of times people could just like submit an edit that would be like added on. I don't know. You could, but the community on Wikipedia is robust enough that for a lot of the stuff where lots of people are aware of it, even if it was edited super maliciously, it would then be edited back or reverted back fairly regularly.

Sure. But that might've been weaker when we were kids than it is now. It might've been. Yeah. They didn't have the established people there for sure. Yeah. But nowadays, like I'd say, do you have a much better shot by asking an AI model to specifically you get a lot better results if you're like, look at this link, tell me this thing. And by then you've looked it up already. So what was even the point? Um, but yeah, you really gotta, you gotta hold their hand a lot.

And even that it'll hallucinate, which I think is really funny. Forget we have a, somewhere we have a spreadsheet that has like all of our episodes with like the episode number and title, it's like the distractible. Whatever. It's one of those things you get when you have like a show or you're managing something like that I you can give spreadsheets to LLMs and they can look at them and tell you give you summaries of the data whatever I did that I gave our spreadsheet to a model and was like summarize this and tell me

these things and then I started asking it things. And one of the things I was doing was fishing for like, is this an episode? And I was making things up, like making up titles of episodes. And it got, it was without any pressure at all. It was still like some of the time I would be like, is butt plugs in our butts an episode? And it would be like, oh yeah,

that's a classic distractible episode. Mark hosts and Wade and Bob put huge butt plugs in there, and I'm like, come on, that's a softball. I teed that up for you. I didn't find the secret episode, oh my God. But then if you're like, okay okay where is that in the document it'll be like oh that's not in there it's like well then what the fuck where did you like is this it's a it's a your i like your idea your comparison to wikipedia but it's also much crazier than that

because it'll just come up with shit i think that ai would be a lot better if the people making them really added in something where the AI could go. I'm not sure that would fix so much shit. There's it's binary. It's like, I know I don't statisticians would call that confidence, some leisure of confidence, but then they'd have to actually build the system that the AI is trained on. And you know, actually really, it would have to not be a mystery hole. Yeah, we're so far down the road of it's a magical black box that no one can comprehend. Doing that is not as simple as it might sound like it is to someone who is outside the technical

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To your house, Wade. So, I came across an article, and I figured maybe we could talk about it. Uh, for the fourth or fifth time, because we have more old phrases! Woo! Yeah! We're finishing this up today! I seem to recall not doing very well in these episodes, so I have mixed feelings about this. I don't know that anyone has done well in these episodes, but I enjoy them and I want to get to the end because I just, I need to complete it. I mean, that's fair. What do you get, like a

PlayStation Platinum trophy or something? Oh, is there, do we get trophies for completing things in this podcast? We get, the winner of the year of the season gets a trophy. I don't think that's ever been true. You got a trophy or you're owed a trophy. I think that is true. Yeah, I think he's owed a trophy. I don't think it. We owe me a trophy.

Yep. We me ishie hee thee. You definitely owes you a trophy. Some other people might also. Well, I guess I'm just gonna jump in because we're a little bit late here. Uh, Mark, your heads, Bob, your tails. This is to see who goes first. Tails! That's Bob.

There you hear it. Bob, you are going first. Jumping back in. We had some great memorable old phrases last time. This time, let's start with what is, or what are, I guess, chicks on a raft. Chicks on a raft. That is when you're vibing at the pool with your crew

and you need to eat, but you don't wanna get out of the pool. And that's what they call it when they float over a sweet little boat of chicken tendies and curly fries to you and your spot in the corner of the pool where you're vibing out. And that way you can have a little snack, but you don't have to give up your spot. Six on a raft. Okay. I was also going to say a food-related thing,

but instead of it going to get food, I was going to say a food related thing, but instead of it going to get food I was gonna say it is a type of food because there's there's toady in the hole There's fucking toad in the hole told the whole whole toad the toad that's in the hole. What the fuck? Yep There's that one thing yes yes. One Toad, one hole. Two Toads, one hole. What's it fucking called? It's egg in the bread thing. Isn't that Toady in the... I always call that egg bread.

I think British people call that Toad in the Hole. Toad in the Hole. Something like that. Yeah. But not that specifically. It's probably something like that. There's also the Eggs in Hell. Is that a thing? What is that? Shack shakshuka no I cooked it with the the what's her name the she says very popular cooking thing cooking mama Martha Stewart no chef and Burel it was on it was bon appétit when I tried to keep up with a

when I try to keep up with a professional chef oh wait I don't I remember that that happened. I don't remember who and those five years ago. God damn. I Carla is her name. Oh, no Carla. Okay, chef Carla. Yes, Carla Carla I think anyway, we made eggs in hell or whatever it is eggs in purgatory not quite hell They haven't made it to hell yet just to cut to the chase I got to give it to you mark because the answer is eggs on toast. Wait, what the fuck chicks on a raft is eggs on toast But is that the first time any of us actually got it? Didn't we get one that was like nicknames for boobs or something or mark got one that was like Names for being drunk or something. Yeah, you guys have gotten a few but like this one was pretty out there

I did not expect you just to get it. So bob I'd given you partial credit for saying a food related thing Okay, that's pretty good. And then he's just like it's like eggs on toast and I was like Okay, he just flat-out said it You didn't think what it was Tony in the hole at first, but yeah, I got there. Don't worry. I did not Mark what is a zip? Zib what is a zip? Zib? What is a zip? It's like a sin, but it goes up your nose or cuz every but I've changed my answer What chugging is in Wade doesn't know what sins are do you?

other name for like a We're reversing the game on him! Oh, Wayne, what is this? Hahahaha! Fuck you! Do they have tobacco in them? Or are they literally just like, they're like nicotine things, right? Pure nicotine, I think. It's like a little pouch of like nicotine that you like tuck under your lip and it gets you fucking geeked. If you wanna like, vomit immediately.

Just pound one. Just pound one just pound one Wade one of those up your butt would be a hell of a thing I cannot ever I've never had a Zen. I've never taken a Zen. You can tell by my vernacular I've never In vibed a Zen I've never done a Zen, but I they make similar type things where it's a little pouch But it's caffeine It's like flavored and it's caffeinated and I got a thing of those and I put one in my mouth and I thought I Was gonna die So I can only imagine how much fun zins must be because so fun

like it tasted good too the one I had it was like citrusy and I was like And then like a minute later as the caffeine started to soak through my gums, I was like, ah, good, this is good. This is what I wanted. Like, well, a zip is an income poop mark. I'm sorry. That was incorrect. I didn't get to go yet. I think a zip is an income poop. You didn't get to go because this is a repeat. I've already done that one before oh you're gonna get your own repeat I see I see Bob what are whooper ups well this isn't the same bit is my questions game at all we talked about that weeks ago yes that's not very fair I didn't say the word I'm just saying that that's not very fair. It's not meant to be

whooper ups are This is another like marks. This is another drug one. That's that's what they used to call What what's more modernly called whippets where you would take? canisters of co2 or whatever nitrous oxide and Just inhale them and they cause brain damage, but they make you feel kind of high, but also kind of awful. Just inferior singers, bad singers or whupper ups.

What's the threshold for a we're getting older situation? Cause Bob, you did an episode and it was like, it was good fun. I named an episode the exact same name of an episode. I didn't really, Wade gets to do the same words again and he gets to pass subreddit. Yeah, it's called a callback. What was it called when we did it? Repeat. I'm the host today, so I get to call it what I want.

Look, I was just going to leave it in the hands of the subreddit mark. Wade is the one who's constantly begging the subreddit to come to his back, constantly pandering. I was just gonna let the subreddit do what the subreddit was gonna do with the, I assume, unbridled rage and incomparable disappointment it will feel about what's happening in this episode. But I'm doing new words and I'm mixing in some old ones to see if you learned

anything. It's not for us to judge, it's for us to play the game. Subreddit will do what must be done. The subreddit is going to enjoy watching the struggle and the growth of your learning process. I'm not learning shit. Continue. All right. Mark, what is an amorous congress? I know this one. Well, congress is just another word for assembly and amorous has no other definition. It's an orgy. Okay. That's right. You went right for it. Okay. It's an orgy. I'm going to sneak in under the wire here and be slightly more correct than mark and say that it is a Slutty hookup, but not an orgy. It's just like two people. I mean you're both right from what I've got here It's just it's a slang term for sex and orgy is more

Specific whereas Bob's right. It's just, it's a slang term for sex. An orgy is more specific, whereas Bob's right, it's just sex in general. So it could be an orgy, doesn't have to be an orgy, could just be a hookup of some kind, so. That's fair, that's fair. But it is sex. I feel like amorous doesn't have an ambiguous meaning. I feel like that's not just, you're like,

you wouldn't be like, oh, I had an amorous congress with my wife last night. That doesn't really mean you would have a very Normal Congress with I assume the person you're married to I had amorous eggs in purgatory last night Boy have I got whooper ups Bob what is a pair of drawers on that chap over there. All right, Mark, what is a pair of drawers? I think it's a trick question.

This is what the definition is. It's just two drawers. I'm just gonna say, whoa, look at that pair of drawers on that chap over there. I'm just gonna say, whoa, look at that pair of drawers on that chap over there alright mark what is a pair of drawers I think it's a trick question this is what the definition is it's just two drawers hahahaha it's... what

what what what no nothing I love your answer continue it's underwear oh okay I thought you were going to say just two drawers it is two drawers noooo that'd be dumb! Couldn't be that. I like your guys' answer, but it has nothing to do with pants. At least not immediately. Maybe later.

A pair of drawers is simply two cups of coffee. Oh, it's not though. No, it's not. Yeah, it's just actually not. No, it's not. No. I, like, I know you're reading that off of a thing, but I'm just gonna put this out there. Of all the words that I can recall that we've discussed in these episodes,

that is the one where I am most staunchly, my reaction is that it's not, though. That's just not what a pair of drawers is to anyone anywhere. I hear you, but mental floss is my god today, so I believe them at all costs don't care for it I'll call them up right now, and I'm gonna tell them how wrong they are I was like we're making an episode about your article. Why did you fuck us like that? How could you be wrong? They'll fix it right away

Mark what is dog soup? Why you asking me this question? It's oddly specifically your turn. Piece of sh- you racist piece of shit. It's cause you're German. Okay, so you're in the dog house is bad you're in trouble. If it's so bad, you're in the dog soup. Divorce, it's divorce.

Dog soup is a divorce. Bob, what do you think dog soup is? So there's actually a modern version of this that gets tossed around a lot. It's common insult in competitive, like in e-sports settings and like competitive video gaming to, if someone is playing poorly, to call them dog water. Like, ah, you're dog water, bro. You, you suck, effectively. This is like the old school version. Two gentlemen would be playing polo, and one would sidle up next to the other on horseback and

Very rudely be like I say you've better be dog soup today my good men An insult for playing like shit Uh-huh for a moment there Bob you skimmed the top and then took back off again Dog soup is just another way of saying water. I said the word water. You did say the word water. That's pretty close. I agree with you, it is. It doesn't get much closer. These horseshoes were pretty big. That's close.

I can't give it to him because he said it was pretty like shit. But he said the word water. I said the word water multiple times. Hey, I had all the letters in water probably in mine I believe you don't have any W's in there. Uh, let's recall Why'd you ask me it was one of the first ones I said, huh? Why you gotta ask me that? That's what I said Alright Bob, what is a lean away? Oh, we've done this one before that's a drunk person Someone who is tipsy could be called a lean away. I'll give that to you. Okay, Mark. What is hump the swag? Oh

We have done this one too keeping it fair Since this is like carrying a backpack or something like carrying a load like a heavy thing It's something simple like that where it's close. I'll give it to you It's carrying your luggage on your back that is carrying a load or carrying it's close. I'll give it to you. It's carrying your luggage on your back. That is carrying a load or carrying like a backpack. I'll give you a hug. Mark, what does it mean to take the egg? Whoa, hey, come on now.

It is his turn. Oh, I thought it was boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. Is it back to you, Bob? Okay, I might be wrong. Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. No, it's boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. All right, Bob, what does it mean to take the egg? Boop, boop, boop, take boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop I would have had the I actually would have had the answer mark. What does it mean to cop a mouse?

I know this one can we switch can I flip? Can I answer his previous one with my joke answer? I'll give you I'll give you take the egg If you give me cop a mouse, okay, all right. Here's take the egg. It's when you as a sperm Sperm That's what I was gonna say and you would have given it to me you would have given it to me Because it's winning. That's the first win. We all started with a win We all got a big dub from birth from pre birth. You are the winning sperm. That's true Okay, so now you got to guess what cop a mouse means before Bob gets the answer. Oh, no No, that's Bob's I know this one. So I know which is why mark has to guess cuz you guessed the other one. Oh help me mark

I'm sorry Matthew McConaughey from Wolf of Wall Street for some reason Anyway, I said my answer in there I hope you heard it oh I'm sorry that's incorrect I'll play the tape back wait hold on cop a mouse is getting punched in the face specifically probably the eye area it is a black eye getting a black eye so whose turn is it now that we did all that switching back and forth now is it mark again I thought we were just alternating back and forth mark went first on that one so that would mean it's my turn unless there's some other boop boop boop boop we're doing I'm confusing myself no Bob

it is your turn that's fine Bob what does it mean to be on the hoof. So back then it's like for example if and then but also on the hoof means to do it quickly to do something quickly. Mark on the hoof. Is this one of the old ones or is this completely new? This is one we have not done before on the hoof. What's on a hoof if you go? What's above a hoof? It's a horse a horse is on the hoof or a deer or anything hooved But what's below the hoof can be known as what's on the hoof so anything below the hoof Below the hoof? Anything below the hoof, you heard me. Anything below the hoof. I feel like I have to half give this to Bob, because I didn't give him the point for the water one.

Oh, I thought you were going to give it to me. No, did I get this? No, I didn't give Bob the point for the one where he said the word water, even though that was close-ish, but this one, to do something fast, technically on the hoof is any kind of meat served rare, and rare means cook fast, and it's borderline along with the other one, maybe it's a half a point, but those two combine. It's a rough one, but if I'm gonna give it to anybody, it would be that. Yeah, again. Half a point?

All right. If I'd have said what's above the hoof I would have been close to. I know you were right in the area. But you avoided the leg, you avoided the animal entirely. Mark, what or who is George Eddie? I can't believe you bring up his name around here. I know it's a terrible thing to mention. George Eddie? Okay. George is your middle name. Eddie is also known as a current of some type in water! Water water water water water! Water water water water. It's you...

in water. Is it It's you in water George's first name But there was a lot of right in there too, right? I didn't say that. There's just a lot of stuff in there. It's all kinds. Well, George is your last name. Water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water. This is actually a cockney rhyme and the way cockney rhymes work is you generally say like a name or something completely unrelated

but it rhymes. George Eddy rhymes with ready. So you'd be like, hey, you George Eddy yet? A George Eddy is just a customer who doesn't tip well. What did George Eddy do to be that guy? I don't know, but he must have done something. You know, they serve water at restaurants. And food at restaurants is often ready. So really, Mark and I were both pretty close.

I award you zero points for that effort. Each. Okay. Bob, what are hounds on an island? Hounds on an island. That is when you are on a beach vacation, and you finally make it to the beach and you're in you pop those shoes off. And you say, ah, that's more like it. Now my hounds are on the island, because your puppies are in the sand. Three feet in the sand, okay. Mark, hounds on an island! Two hounds are on an island. How did they get there? They swam? Unlikely. Dogs can't swim that far. Or at all. Yeah, well they can swim, but yeah, you're right. Some don't like water. Chica doesn't like to swim, but that just leads more to the evidence that they were, but they're on the boat and then boat it over by whatever action boats do.

They don't drive. They're not cars. Can't drive a boat. The dogs are on this island and they're totally fine. No one needs to do anything. There's a boat there. Probably they're just on vacation. It's on vacation. It's to be on vacation, which I think is Bob's answer wait I circled back all the way around his answer. You really kind of did You walked us all the way through being in paradise Okay, is that the answer though? No shit Okay, is that the answer though? No Ah shit Franken beans, otherwise known as hounds on an island Sorry, what? I'm guessing like beans and weenies or hot dogs and beans. Yeah

I suppose Mark, what is a cluckin' grunt? Clucks Grunts Grunts commonly known as these- as the little enemies in Halo Very skittish, very scared commonly known as these- as the little enemies in Halo very skittish, very scared easily excitable I've already forgotten what the first part of it was cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cl was it called? A clucking runt. You passed the test. Good job.

Congratulations. Clucking runt. Listen to the mad ramblings of someone. Fucking run on sentence of madness. With half of it being, what was the other word? Oh yes. It's the, it's the, it's the, uh, it's another phrase for pooping with difficulty because you ate a lot of chicken. And a lot of eggs. You ate like only protein. And you don't have any fiber, it's all compacted up in there. You got major constipation. Bob, what is a cluck and grunt?

I feel like Mark is beating me, so I'm gonna try Mark's strategy. How am I beating? Cluck and grunt, cluck. Clucks and fries is what they call chicken tenders at Red Robin. Red Robin, Red Baron, Red Baron World War I. World War I was started when they killed that guy. What was his name? Franz Ferdinand.

Yes, yes, yes, Franz Ferdinand. I heard when he got shot He made kind of a cluck sound and then he grunted and then he died a cluck and grunt is an assassination It sounds so convincing when you do that method it's so good I believe it I Have to win I did it the way Mark does it Red Robin, Red Baron, Red Baron, World War 1 Oh man Oh man I gotta give you a point just for putting me through that And because it was correct another point?

No it's ham and eggs I don't think so Okay ham and eggs oh I think so okay in what world is ham cluck and eggs grunt and pigs oink fuck's sake oh Bob you're first on this one what is groping in a peculiar river all right you stick with the winning strategy. Groping in a peculiar river. Groping. Groping. Groping.

Gropes. Knots. Nautical miles. River. Nautical miles in a river. Nautical miles in a boat. Boats go on rivers. Rivers run through land.

Land. Yachts. Yachts are boats. Rivers go through land. Land yachts. Land yachts. Land yachts. Land yachts.

Land yachts. Land yachts. Land yachts. Land yacht land. Land yachts. Yachts are boats. Rivers go through land. Land yachts. Land yachts are just buses. Buses are full of people. People are gross. Groping in a peculiar river is when you have to collect the tickets for an overnight bus and you have to touch all those hands of all those weirdos who ride an overnight bus. Did you come with me on that one? That's less laughter. I'm concerned I lost you. I liked how you went from, you lost me at land yachts.

Land yachts. River, land, boats, water, land, yachts. Boop boop boop boop boop boop. What's to get lost on? Oh boop boop boop boop. Okay. What was my answer? Taking tickets from gross handed passengers on a bus. What was the original? I don't even remember that. Groping in a peculiar river. Sticking your dick in crazy. Elaborate, I guess. What do you mean elaborate? You elaborate. Oddly enough, I need more specifically what you mean by that.

What else is there to mean? Have sex with someone who is either really, really bad for you or mentally unstable. Why do I need to explain that I just wanted to see if you got the full point or partial groping in a peculiar river is Cheating on your significant other which you might take an overnight bus Really Mark and I are both right there All right when it comes down to it mark

I gave you a half a point for groping and I just want you to know this is what it refers to it does not Refer to actually groping is right there Mark I think you are first now What does it mean the phrase bloodhound in the hay? mean the phrase bloodhound in the hay? okay a role in the hay is when you have sex in a barn right if you're a bloodhound in the hay what are bloodhounds for finding criminals

where are you going with this? I'm not going to relate those two ideas at all. I'm going to step outside. I'm going to... I don't think this is a good strategy. I think this is a very bad strategy actually. It's a very dangerous one. I think that a bloodhound in the hay is someone very loud in the bedroom. I like that more than where it was going before. I still know what you're talking about.

Bob, what is a bloodhound in the hay? Mark is a coward. This is the best strategy. Bloodhound in the hay. Bloodhound in the hay. In the hay. Hey. Hey, Deez.

Hey, you. Get off of my cloud. Bloodhound in the hay, hay, hay-dees, hay-you, get off of my cloud. Bloodhound in the clouds. Bloodhounds are for fighting criminals, as Mark pointed out. Criminals flying in the sky, criminals in the sky, criminals in airplanes. The red berry. Airplanes, airplanes, get off of my cloud, get off of my plane. Harrison Ford. Harrison Ford is president.

Harrison Ford is a fugitive. Harrison Ford is the fugitive. Harrison Ford. What was the original word? Hahahaha. Bloodhound in the hay. Oh, that's right, bloodhound in the hay, obviously. A bloodhound in the hay is when Harrison Ford gets a boo-boo and

Bleeds a little bit. That's a bloodhound in the hay Bloodhound in the hay is hot dogs with sauerkraut which Harrison Ford ate on every movie set He ever acted on look it up. Let me tell you when you eat that you could be loud It's like oysters, right? It's it is an aphrodisiac You are gonna be squealing not even out your mouth I am terrified to ask this question, but Bob you're first. What are frog sticks? Mark is a coward. I know Frog sticks Frog sticks are

Just what people from Louisiana call skewers Cause the main thing you use skewers for Is to cook your frog legs Keep it straight Cook them on the old barbie Like they say in Louisiana Mark, what are frog sticks? Long ago, Kanye West was the butt of a joke on South Park. Some theorize that this is what led to his inevitable downfall.

Might have been the nitrous but who knows. Frog sticks, fish sticks, frog dicks, fish dicks, right? He likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. You like to put frog sticks in your mouth. It's a blowjob. Okay. Just imagine Mark landing the plane and it's just like, ooh smooth landing, ooh perfect. We're down! It's a blow down.

This has gone in ways and places we've never done with the old phrases before, so I am enjoying it quite a bit. Bob, you might get half a point for this. I guess we'll see if there's any debate from Mark on it But frog sticks are french fries Which is a food but you describe them as being like keeping them long and straight Which is like the french fry thing like I don't know it's not the exact food, but it's close ish Is that half a point worthy? Yeah I think we've gone through the whole list. Let me see if there's any more missing fun fact

dog soup city juice and Adam's ale are all water groping in a peculiar river Carrying tackle or being on a left-handed honeymoon are all cheating on your significant other amorous Congress basket making blanket hornpipe or convivial society are all sex. Blanket hornpipe? I got through my list of old slang phrases that we need to bring back. You guys have a favorite you want to bring back? That would require us to remember it. I clear all my memory. Clocks and grunts. Mark, what's a, what's a wet sock? No, wait, I got it.

Hey, Bob gets a chance. Then you gotta go back. It's uh, it's whatever Mark says, Mark. It's what I just was. It's a downer. Cause I was just like, it's what I just was. That was, I was answered. I answered it before and I answered it now. It's a limp handshake or specifically in Australia a dull person. I think when I answered this before I said this exact same answer you might have. Bob what is happy cabbage? That is I know what I said last time and I think it was wrong so what is happy cabbage oh I know I remember this

because I thought these were really stupid it's money for some fucking reason mmm it is money doesn't make any sense I stand by it I think that's an awful one mark what's in the ketchup it is any of these ones you want to bring back no no I don't like these I like ketchup ketchup's not bad ketchup's good. All right, Bob. What's the flub the dub? flub flubber movies movie stars Robin Williams How god damn I don't fucking remember it's not what I said I think was to have to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory or some such

thing but that was wrong I think if I remember. It's evading one's duty. That was my answer. Are these for points or are we just doing this for fun? Wait. I thought the game ended. Wait the game ended! What's up to me?

What's up to me? Anyway Flyrick is you you bald headed bald guy! Ohhhh okay. Uh, Mar- or Bob, what's a giggle mug? Oh, I seem to remember getting this one wrong as well. It's a m- uh, it's a mug wired to one of those buzzers that electrocutes you when you shake someone's hand,

but it does it when you put your mouth on it. You go to take a drink and it goes, z're all ha ha ha ha hey Mark one more chance It's you you bald-headed baldy. I Mean you might not be completely wrong It's someone who's always smiling and I'm always happy right? I'm not you don't get the point. All right All right with that. We'll wrap Bob You got half a point for both on the hoof and frog sticks sure to TikTok updates need help escaping tick-tock bigfoot vlogging

Tenders on a boat Amherst Congress red Robin red Baron World War one bronze Ferdinand lean away Red Baron, World War I, Bronze Ferdinand, Lean Away, uh, oh, Cop a Mouse, Happy Cabbage, and Mark's a Coward. Mark, you got a half point for groping. You got points for Hit That Horse, Google Crimes Alleged, oh, Google's Alleged Crimes, Coding Genius, Eggs on Toast, Hump the something, hump the swag. Yeah. There was so much time in between the previous point and that point.

In the ketchup, take the egg, fly rig. Wait, there's a hole the entire episode in between the- the fuck? Wait. I might not have read the words in order. This doesn't answer any ques- wait, there's a hole in between there that's missing No. UNFAIR! Oh Unfair. There's an entire section of the episode that I was not scored upon Meanwhile Bob got two for the same thing a joke about the red Baron and Franz Ferdinand were one after the other

That was all just one point. Oh, we'll still infer. All right unfair something's unfair in here I guess we'll see it. I'll figure it out my score You need to review the entire episode and you need to account again for all of my correct and or half-point answers and cross Reference it to make sure that your scoring is correct. All right Heads tails heads Very close. You're lucky, Wade. That was close. I wouldn't have done it.

No, you would have had to do it, or you would have been cursed forever by the coins. I'll take the curse, I guess. I'm pretty lazy. I guess spin to see how many... Oh, did I finish reading your... I probably did. Amy got a point for AI comp. Come on... Ooh, three bonus points. I probably did. Amy got a point for AI comp. Come on... Ooh, three bonus points.

I need to add something to the wheel, right? Yeah, what are we adding? Do we have one on here that just inverses the score? Uh, actually, wait, don't we? Not technically. We have surprise golf rules in there, which does that. Oh, that's true. That's true. Okay, that's... Alright.

Everybody here has at least half a point? Oh, yeah, I think That's true. Okay, that's that. All right. Everybody here is at least half a point. Oh, yeah, I think we all have half a point now. Yeah. Do we have something in here for most insane ramble? Which I think Mike, Bob, you had the, you got a lot of points for the funniest one, but Marks with the questioning and going back and forth you kind of built on, that one was just actually him sounding fucking insane to me. So. All right, so we're doing three spins huh yeah i guess so let's do this which could matter it could yes i'm gonna concede that one i think mark is definitely still the shortest i agree all right okay i wasn't saying that to be mean i'm just like that's i think that's i think that's still true

I mean, I'm just like that's I think that's I think that's still true fastest response At least one of them where Bob knew happy cabbage was pretty quick I don't know that mark had a single one that was quick I think Bob gets that point. All right one more spin Least points gets that point all right one more spin least points who's that is a yeah who does that one go to no actually no that would go to Amy right oh oh we do give points on the wheel to outside that's true yeah all right Amy finishes with two points Bob finishes with two points. Bob finishes with 13 points.

And Mark finishes with 10 and a half points. Bob wins. I feel like there was some missing there. The coin said otherwise and I think we respect the coin. I think you cheated the coin because you weren't even willing to follow the rules. If you land, I think there's fraud on a deeper level. Fraud, fraud, straud, mod, law. If you land I think I think there's fraud on a deeper level fraud fraud

Strahd mod law Do you want to call fraud I'll get the d20 you don't want to know this d10 that Amy gave for me I have You don't want to know you don't want to know the power of this d10. Here's a little secret. There's a sneak peek. You're you don't want to know Amy gave this to me to use in an episode said use it only at the most dire of moments What's it do? There it is. Oh, you're gonna get a little sneak peek Price you're about to pay what's happened? I'm confused For once way I'm gonna roll this dice. It's gonna change your destiny forever You better you better write your wrongs or you're gonna be wronged right? Me oh, you don't even understand the quandary is it's gonna put you in there's a little whoosh. There it is

You do have the smallest dice. We could put that on there. I have a small one. Look look how small it is It's the tiniest little d20 ever don't't tempt fate, man. You better get on your path. Well, your path is the loser's speech, Mark. Listen, everybody. Laws are just words. Unless we defend them with all of our hearts and all of our will. And when people go and... Forget the law thing I just said. You know what happened here today.

You know, you know what happened here today. He didn't like that I was gunning for his trophy, right? And so he's sabotaging me. He's sabotaging me. And I feel like that there is a case to be made for maybe some kind of new order type deal. I'm done! Okay, laws? Sabotage.

Sabotage, sabaton, sabatons are boots. Laws, bras, boots and bra. Boots and bra? No underwear. No underwear? Sex. Or a shower. With your boots and bra? Are you having sex with the boots and bra? Or no underwear sex or a shower with your boots and bra Are you having sex with the boots and bra or no underwear both? Bob winter speech. Why are you both looking at me like I know? Sink looked into the camera you were looking to me to answer the question I am not sure how I won or why I won or

Even necessarily that I won but this episode is over and that doesn't really help me clarify anything I'm gonna be honest See this all those arrows and scribbles and things and the way that you do that is so it's how my brain works So concerning to me on a deep level. Academics will study that document in the future and will name a disease after you, probably. I've only got one empty page left and then I've got to get a new pamphlet. You don't do it anyway.

I look it's over and I'm going to host the next one. And hopefully it'll it'll be it'll be fine. It'll be really good even it's gonna be great. I'm not worried Congratulations to Bob mark do better next time if you haven't already go follow mark at markiplier Bob at my skirm Me at minions of several 1,000,000 777 so until the next time where Bob the rightful winner who won by oh Man two and a half points today three and a half points today two and a half points today Well hosts, it'll be a banger until then podcast out