Distractible - Get Mad Libs

Episode Date: November 11, 2024

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Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractable. This episode, Wembley Wade repeat watches Leo Rex and asks his pals to fill in his blanks. Mankedy Mark snooze slumbers his way into mad motoring and invokes the king of the naga. Balkish Bob wrecks a super seat with spraying, terrifies our natural satellite, and blames Mark for an earworm. From blizzard people to extreme close-ups. Yes! It's time for Get Mad, Limbs. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show. Hey everyone, welcome back to another episode of Distractible, I'm today's host. Which I feel like I've been saying a lot lately.

I've been on top for quite a while. Feels good. Wade, that's my whole name. I'm joined as always by my co-hosts and friends, Mark and Bob, hello boys. Hello. Unless you said Mark's name's first, does that mean that I lose already?

Ooh. It does not, but it does mean I don't have my scoring pad in front of me, so I better get that going. Thanks for reminding me. Can we get him in trouble for that? Let's both throw our flags at once three two one Oh, I'm so sorry. They missed the mark. What color is it supposed to be? I have a blue flag. I Don't know guys I've got the point scoring right here and know what you guys are trying to challenge me on Oh, okay I was gonna say he's on a winning streak because I keep trying to chuck Wade the win and

hoping he would make me win one day, but I think the ratio of Bob wins when Wade's hosting is 100%. I'm pretty sure it's... I do not do well when Wade's hosting. I am about 900% sure I did give you the last win and you gave it back to me just now. I don't remember. I don't recall, I don't recall. Let's check the score. Because I'm pretty sure the last one I hosted was Philosophy Corner about free will and you won that, right? By kissing ass. I don't recall.

Editors make me lose so I look better in this moment but bad in the past. Despite giving Mark's points first. Mark lost. Whoa! Oh, if you want that, you don't need the editor's help. I got you, buddy. No, retroactively, only in the past. Intro words and stuff. I hope you're all doing well out there watching

and listening, especially watching. We know who I'm biased towards. We usually start this off with some small talk, so I guess we'll continue that trend today. How's things goes? I have a harrowing journey, but I'll offer Bob the floor. What type of journey? Harrowing.

Oh, okay. All right, ends with a G. I don't have anything that crazy. I, it, uh, I broke a toilet seat in the middle of the night and it scared the shit out of me. A thunderous bowel movement. It was an old, old cheap toilet seat that came with the house and I, it was literally

like three in the morning. I got up half asleep to get the baby and on my way back to bed I was like, I'll just have a quick pee in the, in the toilet. That'll be fine. And I sat down on the thing and it, in the middle of the dead of the night, it just goes right under my ass. And I just about jumped out of my entire soul, but no one woke up in the rest of the house.

It was just my own private experience. I was assuming when you first said you had to get up and go pee, I thought the sheer power of your stream of urine shattered the porcelain like glass. I usually don't pee standing up for this exact reason, but I was like, I'll risk it. And I power wash the toilet bowl right in half. I cut a hole in the side of the house once

when I was really drunk. Comes out like one of those water jet CNC machines that cuts titanium. Power wash. It's actually my super power. If I wear my special underwear that aim it down, I can fly like a rocket ship. Wait, wasn't that actually a bit that we did?

That actually... Wasn't one of us the man who shits and one of us the man who pisses and it was a... It's like a superhero fight between the shit man and piss man or something? Oh yeah, good times. Was that three peens or was that distractible? I don't remember anymore. I don't remember anymore Turns out that wasn't made up. That's just my life guys. Oh, okay. All right Well, whatever my power was was personal experience as well unless it's embarrassing not shattering seats But like cleaning toilets and having multiple toilets, man I have learned to just sit and pee no matter what because I have gotten real tired of splash damage.

Is it because you guys are so tall so you're so high off the ground that it just falls like rain by the time it hits the floor? Imagine you trying to pee, but you're standing on top of a four story building. That's what it's like for us. And you're trying to hit us the same size toilet bowl, yeah. Just for reference, okay.

I know it's hard to imagine. You're six foot four, but your dick starts at four stories up in the air. It's so long, you have to arch it. Yeah, even we have to climb a ladder to get to it. Yeah, you could coil it up in your arms and kind of aim it, but blah, who has that? I throw it up on the dick rack. We used to do gymnastics where we'd bounce off of it like a diving board and do a flip.

Actually, I don't know why, I thought you were gonna say Rhythmic Gymnastics, but our dick was the streamer instead of the streamer. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Hmm. Just imagine Wade, his leotard, tumbling around. I'm imagining. Woo woo woo.

I'm picturing. Are leotards always leopard print or never leopard print? And I only think that because they start with L-E-O. Always. That's why all Olympians look like leopards. Oh yeah, I guess they wear those too. That's where the name comes from. Leo, leopard, tard. Leo, leopard.

Outfit, leopard outfit, obviously. I'm a Leo, you know, a leopard. I'm a Virgo, you know, a virgin. You have a kid, but wouldn't that be impressive? It's like the inverse of the immaculate conception. That's why you should sit down to have sex instead of say it, stay, stay, stay. It's very dangerous. It comes out like one of those water jets that cuts titanium.

Kind of watch out. Anything that comes out, it's the same pressure. It's crazy. So you can't control that. You can't like put some kind of nozzle on the end of that. Now I can turn it, I can turn it down, but there's sort of a floor on that. That doesn't, doesn't get down to safe levels with normal controls. I get you. You got to have special gloves. I see. What's your small talk, Mark? Oh, you know, me driving again. For those who don't know, I've been bouncing back and forth between Texas to, for movie stuff, movie stuff TM.

I went out there yesterday, 520 AM flight, got up at three to the airport. That was fine. I didn't get much sleep, but four hours, five hours, something like that. So enough for like one sleep cycle. So I go there, great trip, very productive. I didn't get to bed late because I was working and talking with people. I get to bed, I set an alarm for 3.30. My flight's at 6 a.m. by the way. The airport's 30 minutes away. Two hours before, very responsible of me,

I wake up at 3.20 ish, right before my alarm. I look over at my phone like, ah, 10 more minutes to snooze. I blink. It's 4.45. Oh no. I swear to God, I just blinked and my flight departs at six. Airport 30 minutes away. I think the person at the front desk, I didn't get her name, but she was so sweet because it was the same person that I checked in with, that I checked out with. And I told her she was like, breakfast at six. And I was like, I'm going to be out before that.

I'm like, oh, no. Well, you better get to sleep. And I was like, I will. And so I'm she I like I told her what my flight was. And I'm sprinting out of the elevator and she's like, oh no, while you're about to get to sleep. And I was like, I will. And so I told her what my flight was and I'm sprinting out of the elevator and she's like, oh hey, oh you're late. And I'm like, I know. And she's like, just leave the keys here. And I was like, I don't think I'm gonna make it.

And she's like, believe. It's very sweet of her. In my car at 4.58, I think. And I take an extra few seconds because I wanted to like change my phone Usually it's like avoid toll roads, but I was like fuck it. Let's toll it road it up So I take the time to switch that but then the navigation is like it's the same road Oh neat, so I didn't save any time that delay

I hit every red light every single red light and I know it's because I took the extra 30 seconds to change that setting I'm not joking every red light. There know it's because I took the extra 30 seconds to change that setting. I'm not joking. Every red light. There was no one on the road. There was not a soul out because it's- it's 5 a.m. And there's no one else and I look around all these beautiful Dallas streetlights, not a sensor in sight. They're all AK- ARCIC 1950s tech where it's just a clock. Wait, 36. I hit every single one and half of them were right as it was turning yellow. And then I get on and because Texas roads are just a nightmare, I mean, I live in LA, I know nightmare roads, Texas roads are worse.

Like the highway on ramp off-ramp, the whole system is messed up. If you have ever driven in Texas, I bet you're proud of that. For some reason, it's awful. You know who you are. You don't even get the Californians. If you have ever driven in Texas, I bet you're proud of that for some reason. It's You know, you get the Californians like you take the four or five like you don't even that the numbers are all different random Odds evens there's no structure three numbers one number two numbers every roads a toll road But be careful and so I I'm gunning it and I take the wrong exit So I go fuck as I swerve across four lanes of empty traffic to the other exit that I wasn't supposed to go to Do you turn around and I'm like, okay, I'll just it's an onramp. I'll get back on I'll get on the highway I'll be zooming. It's no problem. It goes off because of course it does. It's a highway

It's like an off-ramp you turn and it goes back onto the highway But it doesn't go back on the highway because you go on the highway and then immediately off to a service road I hit a red light Look at that o'clock. I haven't gotten I'm like half a mile from my hotel is taking me 10 minutes It is 5 o 8 by the time. I'm just about getting on the highway It takes 25 minutes there in my souped up Dodge Charger that the rental guy gave me that I'm three over the speed limit. So I'm going 73 because it's at least a 70 miles an hour there. And then I do the thing where I get in the rental place.

It's 525. Throw the keys at the lady. Well, I hang, I leave them in the car. I don't throw them at the lady, but imagine if I did and I get in there, I think it's at the terminal, but Dallas Fort Worth is the airport and it's a nightmare if you've ever been there I've been through that airport a lot. It sucks. Yeah, at least I was like, okay They have a good tram system. So it probably has a stop at the rental place not buses Guess what? I see is I'm running up to the bus stop a string of red lights between where you are

It might as well be it's my bus driving off my fucking bus just I was going terminal D It's like I see a big D, and I literally do the thing like Doesn't stop everyone else at the bus stop just looks at me goes, and there's not many people, but there are people waiting and here I go Another 10 minutes 535 I get on this bus and I'm like, OK, I'm on. Everyone else taking their time. Bus driver packing luggage. I'm primed and ready there. And it takes 10 minutes to get to the airport.

It's not terrible. But when you're this far behind, again, 10 minutes, 535. I arrive at the airport. Flight leaves at six. I'm like, OK, terminal D. And then it's like, boom, everyone's getting off. If you're in gates, 22 to 40, something I'm gate 21.

Everybody gets off. I'm looking at, I'm staring this clock in the face of five 38. We move five 39. I get out. I have TSA pre-check. I'm like I'm ready to go here we go baby Where is it not open too early in the morning? Yes, I'm like that. It was just no pre-check But I look at the security and it's empty. Thank fuck. It's empty. There's no one in line and I'm like, okay Where do I go? I had the two TSA ladies are staring me as I route the turnstile Back and forth and back and forth. I swear I was in there for a minute and I get in there and it's beautiful and it's like,

okay, everyone check me out. She gave me like a little TSA pre-check like, oh, we don't have it open, but you can put this, you don't have to take your shoes off, but you still have to do all the other stuff. I'm like, thank you, I guess. And so I pack all my things and by the time my stuff is out of the X-ray machine, my phone is ringing. Just ringing nonstop. And so I don't even put my laptop back in. I slap it under my arm. I throw my book bag, my backpack, my book bag, because I'm going to school, my book bag, my backpack. And I answer the phone. It's the gate agent asking where I am. And I'm hauling ass through the airport. It is like, it's 545 or something like that. And and I know gate the doors closed ten minutes before boarding, right? That's like a deal normally

I get up. She's calling me like where are you? I'm like, I'm two gates away Wait for me wait for me and then I see I see her on the phone like down there and she's like, okay click So I get up there and I'm like, I made it I made it. They're like, all right And so I get up there and I'm like, I made it, I made it! And they're like, alright, go. And so I thought that would be like some fanfare, like, oh you did it! And so I scan my pass, I go halfway down the jet bridge, my backpack that I didn't zip up unfolds completely, because it's one of those backpacks that folds like this, my Tiger Bomb muscle cream rolls down comically the jet bridge.

Tiger bomb muscle cream? Tiger bomb. You know, tiger bomb. You've never heard of tiger bomb? You know about tiger bomb? Balm? B-L-B-A-L-M? Oh no.

There's a joke in the Austin Powers movies about it. Oh, tiger bomb. It's for sore muscles and stuff like that or sore back or stuff. It's good for it. Yeah. But we're rolling down the runway and so I let go of my roller carry on to go get it. And I chase it down and my roller carry on sails past me and go like, as well. And I'm like, I don't know what I'm doing. So I scramble, I just grab everything I can. And I burst onto the plane, like heaving breathing. And the two flight attendants are looking

at me like, welcome aboard. I'm like, I made it. I said to them again, waiting for someone to be like, all right, cool. And I was expecting like, can you help me gate check this bag? He was like, oh, there's plenty of room. And I look in the plane, it's like half empty. And it's just like, there's tons of space. Everyone was in and we didn't take off for another 30 minutes. I felt really stupid. We were waiting for fuel. another 30 minutes. I felt really stupid. We were waiting for fuel. When the gate agent called you, she was like, Hey, Mr. Fishpock, you were like, I'm coming. I'm coming. She was like, Oh, I was just gonna tell you, we're like 20 minutes behind schedule. So you got lots of time. Oh, there you are.

That's why everyone was so befuddled by your exasperated experience. Appearance. I burst into that plane heaving breath. Like I had been running or speed walking the entire time with all my shit and well the running speed limit is 10 What were you going 11? I don't know man I don't know But yeah, so harrowing journey by the skin of my teeth except not and no one clapped You were set up for failure because the the woman at the hotel

Established a hell of an energy level on your way out the door and you were like, all right, everyone's going to meet this. Every subsequent person had a completely normal energy level for you and you were just like bled down repeatedly as you encountered these normies. No, she was lovely. I can't fault her ever. She was very nice. I gave you a point for the meme where the guy has like the two buttons and he's like sweating and rubbing his forehead and the buttons are be late or speed and the next frame is you going two miles over the speed limit I don't I can't

speed I can't do it it's not a bad day just really funny it's sometimes I'm going 70 and you know truck pulls up so I'm like all right I'm a passive and then I see people getting behind me I'm'm like, oh shit, I better go 71 and a half. So yeah, I don't know what it is. I just can't do it. I can't speed. Hey, nothing wrong with following the law, man. Like a nerd.

Anyway, now I'm here. That was, that was literally like an hour before recording or a few hours. Those this morning. Fun. Yeah, cause I texted our group chat and I was like, hey, we go in today. And you were like back from the airport very soon. You texted? Yeah, he texted.

We texted, comrade. Oh yeah, no, I do see that. I thought Mark initiated those texts. I didn't realize that waited. I'm super responsible. All right, that's all I got. Great small talk, boys. Great small talk.

I feel like those were two very different kinds of small talk that we just went through. Yeah. Mark's got points for a few different things here and Bob, your points are all either toilet or PP related. That sounds right. Today's episode, I don't know if it'll be a long one, a short one. I don't know how long this is going to go cause we haven't really done this. I've had this one on the list for a while. You guys remember the old, like,

I think you must have done this in school I did this in school where the teacher had a book of Madlib remember Madlibs you did those in school. We did a couple Well, it was like fun days or like, you know, we learned stuff in our school We had mad lib either days or at least we would do like a couple of them here and there. We had Mad Lib month, you don't remember? In fifth grade our teacher read the first Harry Potter book to us at one point during class. So like... It better have been English.

I don't remember fifth grade, man. That was 300 years ago. Wait, did they even have English that early or did they have subjects that early? No, we didn't have English back then. Just ask you a fantastic question! You know, you meant English class from the moment you said, it better have been English. I was like, who's learning Spanish in fifth grade? Why would the book not be in English? What happened to you guys in fifth grade?

Well, we had arts and crafts, reading time, nap time, and that was it. And English Harry Potter. So in Spanish, I got to watch Lion King four different times throughout the years because every Spanish teacher was like, you know what we should watch, Lion King in Spanish. That's weirdly specific and consistent. I wonder if they only had one movie that was like a kids movie that was our learning ability.

That's the one that the entire school district owned and they all just took turns. Like I'm gonna teach my kids Lion King in Spanish. Aren't you teaching Spanish six? It's not a bad way to learn because it because like if you consume the same piece of media over and over you do like really understand that media. It's not all of it. But there's a guy who learned Spanish by watching Shrek over and over.

I think they watched Shrek a hundred times. He didn't like Shrek but it was the only one that had like a, it was either learning Spanish or English. Does he speak Spanish with a Scottish, a bad Scottish accent like Mike Myers does for Shrek? Yeah, probably. I don't know what the Spanish speaker did, but yeah, it was effective. He learned pretty much everything, could recite the whole movie, and would know exactly what was happening as I was being said. And it's like understanding was very there. But the only person who's watched Shrek that much is my mother. She loves the Shrek movies or did, she was playing it

always on loop. And so maybe she was doing the same thing, learning. Another weird thing I learned in Spanish or other languages in general, I guess, maybe you have rhymes like green eggs and ham. It's not Sam I am, it's Juan Ramon. No me gusta nada Juan Ramon. No me gusta nada los huevos verdes con jamón.

Green eggs and ham is Juan Ramon instead of Sam I am. That's actually impressive. I'm shocked you remember that. Stuck with me, cause I was like,on instead of Sam I Am. That's actually impressive. I'm shocked you remember that. Stuck with me, because I was like, that's not Sam I Am. Is Juan Ramon Sam I Am in Spanish? And I was like, I don't think so. I don't think that's how that works. I think it's just Juan Ramon, it's just the name.

Anyway, we're gonna mad lib it up. So I've written out my own sentence paragraphs here. Hopefully it works and it's good for mad libin. If it's not, then well, I found these online. It's not my fault. I have to say the one thing that's really going through my mind right now is the way Mad Libs generally work is you're going to ask us for different categories of words. I just praying to God that I don't give you the wrong kind of word in the wrong category

because that's just going to be a scathing review of how stupid I am at English. So I'm not going to lie. I had to look up some stuff to remember because there's a, what I've got on here, I've got verbs, nouns, adjectives, occasionally a creature slash animal, a proper noun. Did I say adverb already? Locations. Stinkily.

But like, I was trying to remember, I was like, what kind of words are adverbs? I know that they describe a verb, but like what kind of words are examples of it? Like I had to go through and like relearn some of this stuff. So. I always dread the past participle slot in Mad Libs. Gets me every time.

I think I dodged that one for us. Thank you. We don't have to worry about conjunction junction. What's our function? Are there any Plue Perfect subjunctive cases? Plue Perfect what? Not specifically that you guys have to give me. Do you know what a Plue Perfect Subjunctive cases? Plue Perfect what? Uh, not specifically that you guys have to give me. You know what a Plue Perfect function is? What did you say?

I- Plue Perfect Subjunctive. Ohhhh. Mark, what were you learning in second grade? You can have been having had to suck it if you don't know what a Plue Perfect Subjunctive is. Look, fifth grade a breeze. Second grade, they nailed us with all this heavy English stuff. Yeah, like Harry Potter and the like. That was fifth grade. Second grade, Tale of Two Cities.

My first, second and third grade experiences in a school called Calvary Christian Academy. And the only thing I remember learning there is the Bible and also math. That's it. I don't remember anything else. We took math quizzes, like just nonstop math speed quizzes. And I just always wanted to win most of the time I did because there were like three of us. Can I just say I've had this in my head for a long time and what you said just brought this to the forefront. It's only kind of related to what you actually said, Calvary and Cavalry. There are a lot of churches and Christian schools that are called like, like what you said,

it's like Calvary Elementary School. Calvary Christian Academy. And I was always like, what does horse mounted soldiers? Why are there so many soldiers on horseback in these churches and schools? I just Googled it and I, is it embarrassing that I didn't know the difference between cavalry and calvary? I didn't either, to be honest with you, no.

Really? I always thought calvary was like one of those weird like English spellings, like how Colonel is spelled colonial. But like, yeah, no, apparently those are different things, and cavalry and calvary. I believe it's the name of the the hill that the crucifixion took place on, is that it? As far as I've Googled, that is correct. See, that education paid off. What a happy memory to name something after. Well, just wait till you hear about

the rest of the religion, man. It gets nuts. Oh boy, can't wait to learn about the Easter bunny. Oh yeah. The way this works, I'm gonna give you both just like one on your own to start. And I have an option for you. Do you guys want to work together on these and like one of you will give me a noun, the next will give like the next thing, so on and so forth?

Or do you want this to be like one paragraph for each of you? Because I can go either way. Competitive, who's better or is it all for the same mad lib? That's the question that I'm asking. I've got multiple mad libs. Oh, we might as well work together and then we'll get point for the, which one makes us laugh after we read it all. That's fair.

All right. So I'm going to do two that are just individual first cause they're just small examples. There's only two things that you give anyway. And then we'll go back and forth to the other ones. So Mark, I'll start with you for this one. I need a verb from you. What tense of verb?

I will adjust tense to make it make sense. so you can just give me a verb and all spray spray I need a noun from you for me. Yep. What? This is just for this is just a practice one. This is I've got one for Bob These are just the practice then we'll do a whole one. Okay a noun you say yep For the listeners he's looking frantically around his office. Person place or thing. I know what his noun is.

Bus. Bus. I'm going to assume you just have a hose in your hand. Here's the practice sentence. Mark was determined. He was going to spray the bus no matter what. I don't know if I like that. There's a lot of context in which that could make sense. Yeah I was just on a bus this morning. He could be

cleaning the bus, he could be peeing on the bus. Yeah I'm gonna cut this bus in half. He could be tagging the bus with graffiti. There's all kinds of things he could be doing to that bus. All right well that's that's your practice, Bob your practice. I also need a verb from you. B bounce. And a noun. I guess I wasn't too creative on the practice ones. Crate. Bob knew better than to bounce the crate, but he did it anyway. That's just how life is sometimes. Hey, see? Practice. That's a warm-up. That's how it's gonna work.

It's gonna be just that funny the entire time. Get ready. I- Listen, I'm not a mad lib expert. I wrote these and I was like, I think these will work. Uh-huh Oh you chuckle fucks out there pull over you're about to lose everything This is like that other episode where mark said it you're gonna shit you better get on the toilet, right? Except for being scary. It's so funny. You'll die This episode will either be called the funniest episode of distractible ever or the biggest flop on distractible ever No, if it's if it turns out poorly, I already have the name and I'm really excited about it.

If it sucks, we call it Bad Libs, right? Yeah, then people will think we're being real political. It'll get a lot of controversy, really crank up the numbers on this one. That's OK. The next episode will call Bad Pubs and then they'll think, oh, OK, they're balancing it out. I know I see what you're going for. That just doesn't. Okay, the next episode we'll call Bad Pubs and then they'll think, ah, okay, they're balancing it out. I'm working on it. No, I can see what you're going for. That just doesn't...

I have a feeling I already know which title we're going to go with today. Okay, which one of you wants to go first? Now, you're going to be going back and forth, but which one wants to give me a word first? I'll go first. Okay. Mark was faster, therefore, Bob, you get to go first. All right.

Bob, I need an adjective. Uh-oh. Sharp. Mark, I need a noun. Tongue. Bob, I need an adjective. Uh oh. Sharp. Mark, I need a noun. Tongue. Bob, I need a creature or animal. Liger. Mark, I need a verb. Uh, sour?

No. Verb. I know words, guys. Look. Sour can be a verb. Listen, don't write yourself off. Oh yeah, yeah. Too sour?

Yeah, sour. You can sour on something. You can, you can sour. I go sour. sour on something you can you can sour I go sour Bob I need a noun a shoe Mark I need another noun cloud Why what just you sound so distressed to just sound really concerned about it cloud I know I'm real relaxed guys. I'm real Bob I need a verb drive Drive. Mark, adjective.

Sour. I know that. Bob, a noun. Sour, a sour. No, that's not a thing. Pineapple. Okay, couple of these. I went with a nice like spoopy theme

because you know, it's just Halloween which just happened as of the airing of this episode not too long ago and I was like man it'll be fun to have like some remnants of some scary stories you didn't say that you could have said that before and we were gonna do the scariest thing no I don't want to influence it prior but this is one of them so let's tell this scary story walking down the sharp halls Mark knew he was in trouble quickly he drew his tongue and prepared for the fight of his life before him was a liger in order to defeat hit this

Opponent mark would have to be on his a game He soured and swung his shoe with all his might his opponent used his cloud to parry Quickly mark drove with his sour pineapple and his opponent was no more He didn't tell us it would be spooky we can make this scary we did it before They all aren't. That one was. Well, they all will be now. They all will be, yeah. If anyone knows scary, it's us.

I can just feel the energy of this just 100% hidden. If anyone has watched the two sentence horror stories, they know what they're about to be in for. Bob gave me pineapples, so it's Mark's turn. Mark, I need an adjective. Scary. Ha you, man. You're welcome, friend. Bob, a verb.

Murder. Mark, I need a noun. Ectoplasm. Oh, snap. Bob, I need a plural noun. Chainsaws. Mark, I need a verb. Scary.

What, that can't be repeats. I think you mean scare, but yes. It's a verb, not an adjective this time. Oh. scary what? that can't be repeats i think you mean scare but yes it's a verb not an adjective this time oh no i don't mean scare i know what words are and what they are guys stop saying i don't

oh the rumor to end right now uh what would you want again? a verb spray bob i need an adjective. Scary. All right, man, I love the scary repeat. It's a scary story.

Mark, I need an adjective. Scary. Bob, I need a noun. The moon. Moon, I guess. No, gotta keep the. The moon. If it works, put the in there it doesn't

work it's fine. Okay um Mark I need a verb. Verbs are action words we do verbs scare right. Okay man I'm thinking a theme here. Bob I need a location. Ah man. Right behind you. Alright I'll use Mark's but I get the point for it right behind you there you go. No that's a good marks but I get the point for it. Right behind you. There you go. No, that's a good one. That's mine. I thought of that.

This feels like a tale all of a sudden told by a like elementary school student with the scary, scary, scary, scared. But you know, let's go with it. Descending the scary staircase, Bob knew time was of the essence. He murdered his ectoplasm, knowing it would aid him in the consuming darkness in the distance he heard a noise that sounded like chainsaws but it couldn't be not down here Bob sprayed passing through scary rooms Bob pressed onward for what he could only describe as scary moon

But what he can only describe as scary moon He's scared toward it as fast as he could finally finding himself right behind you Gave me chills. I'm not gonna be able to sleep tonight. The way you sprayed and murdered your ectoplasm Cripes, okay. I want an AI to read that and someone on tik-tok to fill the gaps with like random stock footage. That'd be really, that's really gonna amp that story up. It's already out there. Just giving some points here while I remember so that you guys don't let your points for. I don't want that happening, you know. Oh, I get points for.

Yeah, how'd you know my voice? Because I'm just that smart. That was a tough laugh. I need to settle down. How many, how many audience members did we lose on that one? I don't know. There's a good number that definitely just shit their cars and then flipped over into a ditch and exploded in a car accident. It's happening. You've been warned. People wonder why I always am like, editors blow me up. It's because of the SpongeBob

moments when Squidward rolled down a hill and... Ah, oh, ah, oh, please. Man, that's just my humor. So funny to me. Dude, you fuck, can I just say you, Mark, you suck. What did I do? What the fuck? Now here? No, listen, the edutainment episode that we did

with that goddamn chess song. Oh, I see, yeah. I looked it up and now I found that account and I watched a bunch of those now, but also the Very Evil Opening song has been stuck in my head for like a week and a half. I didn't want to, I like, I didn't want to do it too bad, but did you see the Halloween one? Yes. Yeah, that was pretty good too.

Very Evil Opening. You're not gonna sing along with me then? I'm just gonna stop. I'm trying to get it out of my life and it's singing it doesn't help. I tried that. Well now you know the Stafford Gambit. And if I ever play chess, I'll just yell Stafford Gambit the whole time while I lose. The opponent's gonna read your moves because you're gonna just be bobbing. That's the thing though is I don't remember the chess part.

I'll just be like, baa, evil,, and then move a random piece and my opponent is like, what the fuck? Checkmate, you lose. Like, what the? No, it's going to throw him off because he's like, ah, he's going to do the Stafford Gambit. And then you start playing random moves like, he's a genius, Bobby Fisher. Mark, I believe you're up first this time. I was up first last time.

Because Bob took right behind you. Is that right? That is true. Mark, I need you're up first this time. I was up first last time. Because Bob took right behind you, is that right? That is true. Mark, I need a creature or animal. Anantashesha. Ah, bless you. What? The Anantashesha. Let me make sure I'm pronouncing that right. Anantashesha.

I got so close to that. Are you kidding me? I was two letters off from guessing how that was spelled. Anantashesha. What is that? Oh, you don't know about Anontoshesha. What is that? Oh, you don't know about Anontoshesha. Gotta be from a game, cause that's not a real thing. No, no, you don't know about Anontoshesha.

Wink. Oh, Bob, I need a location. Inside. That counts, right? That's a place. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Mark, a verb? Ha! Action word, Mark. We do verbs, we do them. sure. Mark, a verb?

Action word, Mark. We do verbs, we do them. Explode. I don't know where I get my ideas from. I just... Bob, I need a verb. Frighten. Mark, I need another verb. Froth. Ooh. Bob, I need a plural noun. Toilets. Mark, I need a verb. Spill. Mark's in a very liquid state of mind right now. Well, if you knew an anticheshia. Bob, I need a verb. Lubricate. Mark, I need an adverb. What's that? It's like an adjective, but it's for the verb instead of the noun. They usually end in l-y.

Oh, right, you're right. Scarily. Bob, I need an emotion. Schadenfreude. That's a good one. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, it's a complex one. All right, here we go. Oh, distractible audience, Mark knows all about you. Browsing on his phone one day, Mark found a post that made him shiver. A viewer had seen an anante-shesha.

Anante-shesha? Inside that could explode. Knowing that it was his best chance to promote the podcast, Mark frightened to the place as fast as he could to froth the anesthesia, making sure to film the whole thing. When he got there, he found only toilets, but Mark was unfazed.

He spilled as much as he could and went straight to the subreddit to post his video. Seeing Mark's dedication the audience lubricated scarily I thought onlyfans was gonna be the deepest you went for That is... I thought OnlyFans was gonna be the deepest you went for promoting stuff, but man. I yearn for the day you guys are willing to go as far as me. Schadenfreude is pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune. Well, they're the ones who lubricated at all your spilling.

Mark knows all about you, audience. That's great. Bob, you gave me Schadenfreude, right? Does that mean, Mark, you're up first again? Oh big surprise It's really affecting the score here. Let me guess you want a verb for Mark. I don't I want a noun. Gun! Jeez. Gun! Bob I need a verb. Throw. Mark I need an adjective. Deadly. No, that's never. Dead. Bob I need a noun. an adjective. Deadly. No, that's never dead. Bob, I need a noun. Podcast. Mark, I need an adverb. Giving him the tough ones. Tantalizingly. Bob, a noun. Drink coaster. Adjective for

Mark. Lethal. Bob, a verb. Polish. Mark, a location. Purgatory. Bob, a verb? Be right. Mark a noun? Gun. And Bob, one more verb? Mislead. All right. Cars. Bob had been all about his passion for cars, but now he has a new love. Gun. People pass by in droves to see Bob throwing away on his new dead podcast, tantalizingly as he can.

His dedication is inspiring. Lately, Bob has been experimenting by using drink coasters and the more lethal they are, the better. If you don't enjoy the view of seeing Bob polish, head on down to Purgatory anytime day or night and you're sure to see him doing what he loves. Rumor has it that he will berate a gun next, but who knows? Don't miss out and when you see him tell bob

he misled like nobody you've ever seen that's my bob that's our bob misleading like no one's ever seen before man that sounds like what i do i want to see you berate a gun that can be very derisive for the next one give us a theme we'll stick to that theme. I don't know if I wanna do that. Okay, nevermind. I have dumb ideas. If you establish a theme, I will stick to it, Mark. Because I assume you get to go first and you pick all the verbs.

All of these I'd originally just gonna have you guys do one, one, one, one. This was the one I was gonna have you both work together on. So I'm curious how it's gonna go. That's all I'm giving you. Per usual, Mark goes first. I'm curious how it's gonna go that's all I'm giving you per usual mark goes for I'm ready shocker mark I need an adjective vivacious I spelled that one right Bob I need an adverb sumptuously well mark I need a verb tantalizing is that a verb

tantalize is a verb you can tantalize oh wait wait, no, it's... Wait, verb or adjective? Which one did you say? Verb, but that works. You're not tantalizing Lee, you're just tantalizing. Tantalize. Sorry. Man, I get verbs and adjectives mixed up so much. I don't know if that has to do with my Korean learning because verbs and adjectives in Korean

are the same thing and it's hard to explain, but they are. I need another verb from you, Bob. Sauce. I need another verb from you, Bob. Sauce. Good sauce something. I sauce the halibut before I serve it to Gordon Ramsay. You're right. Mark adjective. Adjective. It's a descriptive word. Sopping. Oh, man. Bob, another verb. Dribble. Mark a noun. Hole.

Bob, another verb. Smack. Mark a verb. Undulate. Bob, another verb. Smack. Mark a verb. Undulate. Bob, a location. The bedroom. Mark an adverb. Tumultuously. Man, Mark's theme is syllables.

I'm trying hard, I wanna win. Bob, a verb. A gesticulate. Mark another adverb. Pathetically. Hole. Bob, a location location the other bedroom Mark a proper noun God

Bob a location The other other bedroom No, no, no, no No, the den that we call a bedroom. That's technically not it in closed space where the daybed is Yeah, obviously it's for guests all of that is my thing mark I need a noun book all right here we go there's a long one I can't wait for it gonna be good here's the thing Wade needs to know he's vivacious it's time for too long have people sumptuously tantalized without telling the man it's time to sauce and

don't get me wrong weight is stopping But his two all need to be pointed out Just the other day he was dribbling a hole when all of a sudden he seemed to lose his mind and smack non-stop Most people who? Undulate around the bedroom do it tumultuously, but not wait no he has to just Pathetically all the way to the other bedroom with no regard for anyone I'm sorry to be the one to share this but it had to be said why couldn't he be more like God? oh well maybe next time they'll just leave him at the den we call a bedroom that's technically not an enclosed space

so we don't have to worry about buckets I didn't know that was gonna be your intervention Wade I didn't know there was going to be your intervention Wade. I didn't know that we needed to have this meeting. I just need to go to the den that we call a bedroom that's technically not an enclosed space. I hope someday somebody says that obviously I'm sopping. God damn. Dude, I just wanted to dribble the hole and y'all had to get involved.

Look, I feel you. Just not in the bedroom or the other bedroom, man. Just anywhere but that. Peen House won't be the same if you do that. You know, it could have been. It could have been. Why couldn't you be more like, God? All right, let me add some more points over here.

I'm gonna go back through. He's fixing the score, he's changing it. I'm just gonna stare at you while you do math. I marked things on the sheet that I wanted to put points on here for, so I'm just marking them down. What the fuck? That whole time, huh?

I'm really going through here on my points, man. He's fixing it. He's changing it. I was just trying to work out how to look more sapping. I don't think that's working, Bob. I don't know. I don't know what that look is. I think it's, you know, you ever see a guy and you're just like, that guy looks wet.

Yeah, actually. But I don't know how to accomplish that look. How complex is the math he's doing? I have to write the words that you guys got points for. You guys did not pick small syllable words, man. I thought you were writing them down as you did it. Maybe he's not stopping. I don't want to write down the thing we call call it edgermester, not in close space.

You have to write the whole thing. Maybe I just won't get a point for that one. Yeah that sounds, that's actually you know what yeah. You could just write the acronym for it. Tudedwica-bukista. Tudedwica-pst. Edgeritors blow me up. I like how we literally just blew through Anantashasha and I'd no further anything on that one. No, Anantashasha. There's many names for the world serpent, but I have read about a lot from SCP 3000, which is a great SCP entry. To the Batadantashasha. My pen is dying at the worst time. How much are you writing? A lot, man. How many pens are you clear? You already wrote them time. How much are you writing? A lot, man. How many pens are you clearing?

You already wrote them before. Why don't you just like initial our names by the word you already wrote? I typed them before. I didn't write them before. That's true. You need a written record. Yeah, you need a written... That's the bylaws.

That's the bylaws. I hope it does all this and at the end he's like, and Mark, you have four points. All right, here we go. Well done. I hope it was fun. Hopefully you all enjoyed watching and listening. Hopefully you guys had fun playing. I'm gonna go through the points here. Bob, I'm gonna go through your points first.

Oh. Bob, you got points for toilet, tall dicks, more pee pee, explain, murdered ecto, scary moon, lubricate, dead podcast, drink coaster, berate, sumptuous, Sauce, but look, Smack maybe? Smack? Smack was one. Bedroom, Bedrooms, and More Bedrooms? Then we call a bedroom as technically not an enclosed space, but I did what you said and I wrote a little acronym but my pen was dying so it's hard to tell us what it says. Mark, you got points for being on the edge of sleep today.

Aaaaaahhh. Thanks buddy. Vendictive red lights, book bag, two button meme for speed, sour and cloud, anon to shesha, scarily, froth gun, purgatory, sopping, vivacious I think, and god. I get the god point. Bob, you finished with 15 with 15 no that's more than I would have guessed that's a lot mark I'm probably not that much mark you had 14 it was really the the bedrooms at the end just bedroom bedroom bedroom and then the den that that finished it off and I might have given more points to

one of you or two of you but I ran out of time because I felt like I was taking too long as it was. So that's where it ends. Bob, you're today's winner. Yeah. You're a mad Libber. That's what they call me. You want to give a winner's speech?

Sure. Sure. Mark thinks he's cool with his beanbag thing. Two can play at that game. Yooo! Yeah? Mine's... Ooh. Oh my God. You have a hard plastic wrist rest? I mean, it's like gel. This is why it's important that I won, because look at who's in charge of us.

Look at the wrist rest he uses on his desk. Look at his life. Look, I replaced my wrist rest. So this is my new one, right? I just want you to note the color. It's darker. It's from all my sweat. Okay, there's a little bit of a...

There's a... There's a... That's Frank all my sweat. Okay, there's a little bit of a, there's a, that's Frank's red hot. You literally put that shit on everything. Amy hates it when I leave, like, because I'll dip my cheese in it. It's not a metaphor, literal. And then I'll, you know, set the cup on the counter and it dries and it forms this really, really, really interesting crackle pattern that is really difficult to wash out. So it is.

I do I do do my own dishes. I want everyone to know but you know, I'm busy and I can't this isn't my loser's speech. This would be a hell of a loser speech. Great winner's speech. It feels good. And Mark's life is covered in dots of red hot because that's just what kind of a loser he is I don't have any Frank's red hot spilled on any of my stuff Yeah, I don't I'm just checked. That's it. That's my winner speech Mark loser speech

Uh, I was robbed and I think if we look carefully over the points and the words allocated It was unfair from the start. I was set up to lose I will chase down anyone who dis-supported my opponent and I will show them true terror. Stern but fair, I like it. Alright well congrats on the win Bob. Thank you both for trip-par-tip-tard-sup-pating. You good?

I'm great. Stay tuned for the next one where Bob will host. Mark and I will be free to not have to worry about the responsibility of being creative, at least until the episode starts. It'll be great. Follow us on our respective channels, Mark and Markiplier, Bob and MySkr, me at Minion777, or LordMinion777. We have merch, distractablestore.com. See you on the next one.

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