Distractible - Get More Stupider (Part 2)
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Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractible.
This episode, Mini Moonmark makes his manly mates minimize the mundane to the moronic,
waffling Wade as oral bleeding, mistakes the brief espouses spousal culinary capabilities,
and Picard's pantry.
Baking Bob nails his nachos, goes full Emmett Brown, shows Schrodinger's stool, and sees
the light of the Emperor.
From Juas Lunas to Cave Bob.
Yeeeah-heeees.
It's time for Get More Stupider, Part 2.
Now sit back and prepare to be distracted.
And enjoy the show.
Hello, welcome to distractible.
This is the podcast you were looking for.
I am your host Markiplier and I'm joined today as always
and forever will be Bob and Wade.
Say hi boys.
Forever? Did we, is that what the contract?
Forever, forever.
We paid a lot
of money to get you to come back after you quit last episode oh I forgot about
that I'm out of here no no I'll see you nerds never you got to give the peace
sign if you want the editors to make you disappear nah I don't want that all right
I'll do it he goes haha just. Ha ha ha, just kidding.
And he's back, alright.
Ahem.
So if you don't know what this podcast is all about, neither do we, because it changes every week,
and you can't really bet on anything being consistent here, because everything is inconsistent.
Everything can always.
Bob, you alright?
Yeah, I'm fine.
Editors, don't zoom in on his camera right now. It's not important.
I'm fine.
If you're listening to this, it is available with video on Spotify
But you do whatever you want to because this episode is all about the imagination as is most episodes I suppose
It's not really about the imagination
It's about using your brain to conjure up things that matter and don't matter and helping everyone to understand things. Does that make sense? No
You seem to have ripped a page out of your notebook.
Look, it's not even a notebook. It's a water coloring thing. I've decided if when we ever
end the podcast, I'm selling my notebook with all my notes for billions of dollars. Some collector
out there is going to want these horrible notes with grease stains on some of the pages. That's
really good for you. I want you guys to take note of something. There's a name I wrote first here!
Mm-hmm.
Usually I do, Bob and Wade, but you know, I'm just saying.
Just wanted to call that out.
About time you realized I deserve to be written first.
Wait, does that mean I lose?
No, no, it has to be read first for it to be a lose.
But before we get into the main brunt of the episode,
of which we have so much to cover,
how are you guys?
I'm sure so many new things have happened since last time.
I've been saving a small talk for this moment.
Bob, do you want to go first?
Do you want me to share my small talk first?
Oh, go ahead.
I'm excited to hear it.
Mark, you better be on the Reddit looking at pictures, man,
because Earth now has two moons!
Oh, I did hear about this, yeah.
What happened?
There's an asteroid that's gonna be going around the earth
for a couple of weeks or something
that's making it earth's second moon temporarily.
What?
I'm gonna Google earth's second moon
and if nothing comes up, I'm gonna be very disappointed.
That's right.
Yeah, it isn't something large enough
that you can look in the sky and go, oh!
Size of a school bus.
Size of a school bus is what I tried to say, that you can look in the sky and go OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH It's not considered a planet, but that bus-sized piece of rock is considered a moon. Yeah, right I don't know what the prerequisites are to become a moon is is the definition that it's a moon or is it a temporary?
satellite
I don't know everyone's been calling it a moon because like a satellite is actually not just like a mechanical
Technological satellite a satellite is I think a general definition for things that orbit orbit around planetary bodies
You know what I mean?
Celestial visitor has been dubbed a mini moon by NASA.
I feel like mini moon isn't a term.
I feel like that's not a thing.
I said the same thing about honeymoon and boy, did that get me in hot water.
Thanks, stand up comedian from the 1950s.
Eh, the Mrs.
didn't care for that at all. Not one bit.
I'm so bitter about Pluto, but whatever.
Yeah, I am too. Pluto's a planet.
Why are you so attached to Pluto?
I just love Pluto. I mean, maybe it's like it's not, you know, it's a dwarf planet.
I get that. But it's also like, man, Pluto punches way above its weight.
You see its moon? Like the ratio of Pluto to its moon is like,
Earth has a crazy ratio of planet to moon.
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What mercury Venus Earth Mars Jupiter Saturn Uranus Neptune Pluto? Oh, I feel like nachos are superior to pizza
I'm gonna put that into the universe nacho even the lowest form of nacho
Which is slightly warmed crappy chips at a ballpark with yellow goop dispensed from a goop dispenser
It's pretty damn good. The lowest form of pizza is disgusting.
But the highest form of pizza definitely exceeds
the highest form of nacho.
I don't know, the highest form of nachos could be pizza.
Nachos is all things to all people.
Oh God, is it cannolis all over again?
Anything that's on anything is a nacho.
I had, while I was in Texas, you know,
I was pretty out there.
So Texas, Austin usually has great food scene, but I was in a bit of a food desert.
So I ordered this sushi place, but I didn't trust the sushi at a sushi place
that was quite a few miles out from the city and from the nearest body of oceanic water.
We have sushi in Ohio.
We have oceans all over the place.
Well, at least there's a river.
You can kind of like assume that maybe it boat it up here
Or so am fresh lobster. I guess those are alive sometimes
Yeah, I know that you can ship fish anywhere on ice and it's fine
But I ordered ramen from this place because I was like I'm tired of Taco Bell and McDonald's late at night
Let me try this ramen. I could use that it says says this broth was like 16 hours it was boiled.
Oh, that sounds good. I have never had worse ramen.
Oh no.
I cannot explain how bad this ramen was. The soup was just watered down miso. Like not even miso,
watered down miso. Like slightly cloudy, a few parts. I hope it was watered down miso. Like slightly cloudy, a few parts,
I hope it was watered down miso.
It was actually just still water that they heated up.
After they're done washing their hands in the basin
and adding the flavor, they put the noodles in.
Yeah, speaking of the noodles,
like instant ramen packets are better noodles.
They're actually not bad,
but it's like when you go to a ramen place you expect like nice chewy noodles good taste good flavor good bite
This was like someone boiled the packaging, you know the the styrofoam packaging
They don't they extruded it into strips of raw and they boiled that and that's what I was eating
Styrofoam noodles in my mouth
Squeak squeak squeak all the way down
Waits taking his headphones off every time he hears about styrofoam, but then I went to the chicken right the chicken
It was both the toughest and the most rubbery
It was hard to bite into and when you got into it your teeth bounced back out of it
It was it was I I can't explain how bad it was
From top to bottom every part of this ramen was inexcusably bad. Like I got pranked
There's no way this was actually like a Mexican restaurant
And they were just panicking because they were like how the shit did someone order ramen from our restaurant?
How did the app mess up? And it just like, oh God.
Not that Mexican food is bad.
I'm just trying to make an analogy.
They wouldn't have necessary ingredients
to make ramen that would be very good.
They made the broth out of liquefied salsa
and that probably would have been better.
That would have been better.
If it was a Mexican restaurant,
the chicken would have at least been good.
Any halfway decent Mexican place,
the chicken is always trustworthy. It was a ghost kitchen ran by someone
who lives in an alley next to a dumpster,
and that's where he pulls all of his ingredients from.
It's a ghost kitchen run out of an Applebee's.
All the ingredients were harvested
from unwanted Applebee's dishes.
That was terrible.
Who gave a small tuck?
I mentioned the moon. Probably me. Definitely, Bob. Okay, you get the small tuck one. What was a small tuck? I mentioned the moon.
Probably me.
Definitely Bob, okay, you get the small tuck one.
What was your small tuck, Bob?
What got us there?
Oh, it was really small and it led to Mark talking about ramen.
Damn, well done.
Nailed it.
Does our moon have a name?
Moon.
Luna?
Isn't that what the moon in Kerbal is called?
Probably, no, it's called Mun.
Oh, that's right.
Mun, the Mun. Oh, that's right. Mun. The Mun.
What is Moon name?
Name of Earth's moon is the Moon.
Oh!
With a capital M.
Oh, okay.
Luna is a Latin name for the moon,
which was used for a stretch of time in parts of the world.
Also Celine, Mon, or Mani and Cynthia.
Oh, oh that's nice.
Mama Zeta.
They officially cancelled Kerbal 2 because its development was just such a nightmare
and it wasn't working out.
I heard about that and I find that hard to believe.
I heard there was some serious turmoil inside the company or because management was trying
to make the game be things or I don't know
It's terribly mismanaged or something. But how could pergola Kerbal space program?
It's not like a triple-a dominate the market kind of game, but it was such a cult success
I can't imagine how they fumbled Kerbal to like that was gonna be a huge title
It doesn't make any sense because maybe they even did this but wouldn't the natural
huge title. It doesn't make any sense because maybe they even did this, but wouldn't the natural conclusion be if you're that company, you hire the people making all the mods for
Kerbal because there were some incredibly good mods. And so you hire those people because
clearly they're passionate about it and you use whatever they were doing. I get that they
probably wanted to build the whole system from the ground up because the physics kind
of broke a lot. So they probably had to do a whole redesign of the entire system. But even then it's like,
at worst, at worst, you just make the same but with more. And they were like, I get it,
wanting to go intergalactic with Kerbal 2. It's like, well, well, how about just galactic,
you know? And it's just very, very interesting.
Anyway, sad stuff.
Can I share a random tidbit?
This is kind of gross, I guess, maybe.
Ew.
I had a physical yesterday.
At the end of my physical, the doctor like always,
you know, they look in your ears and eyes and everything.
So a genetic trait my family has,
which is a really terrible trait that I wish I didn't have,
was a lot of earwax buildup.
So like oftentimes they know my physical,
they'll go through and they'll like scrape or like use water, clean out my ears. They're like, oh you have a 70 blockage
Let's clean that out. So I had that done
70% I get I can never hear anything
I wonder why but they like scraped out my ears yesterday and I don't know what they did in my right ear
They hit once something at one point that kind of hurt pretty bad
And now my right ear just keeps filling up with like rust colored fluid and I can feel it like swooshing around so i think something's wrong with my ear go to go back
i probably should rust colored fluid are you sure that's not blood i think there's blood in my ear
yeah there is blood go back what are they gonna do i don't know fix it like there's no bandaid
for the inside of your ear but like i think there's blood in my right ear right now because i feel it
kind of moving around what go to the doctor now?
We're doing something. I'll do it later
You will not I slept on it last night. I'm alive. How much blood was on your pillow? None. What color is your pillow?
Hold on. What color is your pillow? Rust
Waking up today and having and coming down to record I might not have looked at my pillow
I don't I didn't notice a big blood splatter.
If you didn't look at it, it'd be hard to see.
Anyway, I'm fine, but just like, I don't know, it's annoying.
It's annoying having this wet feeling in my ear, like having a wet willy while recording.
Yeah, it doesn't sound great.
That sounds like a thing maybe to follow up on with a doctor of some sort.
Yeah, I was like, I don't know, maybe it just needs to heal up after.
Maybe they scrape something.
Like, there's no arteries in my ears.
That'll stop once all the juice is out of there.
Yeah, once it's done juicing, I figure it'll probably be fine.
Also, do you actually like this is a weird conversation to pursue,
but do you actually get like blockage of your ear canals?
Because that's not great.
I have a lot of wax buildup.
Yeah.
Do you not clean them?
I don't know how you clean the inside of your ears,
but I go in and they do it for me.
If I'm ever having a day where I feel like it's crazy,
like I'll just come in, we'll do it for you.
I know you're not supposed to.
Yeah, people say that you're not supposed to,
but I feel like unless you're a ham-fisted moron,
it's fairly easy to clean your ears
relatively effectively with a Q-tip.
I do try to clean them, yeah, but I can't,
I have, it's just, it's so much
and it gets kind of deep in there.
They have this, like, they have the little ear thing,
like the little look in your ear scope
Yeah, and like the little tiny like long skinny baby spoon. They scrape the inside of your ear with that's what they use yesterday
But sometimes they do I've never in my life had that happen. I've had a machine the machine sucked
It's very loud and just like
In your ear that sounds terrifying
But I like the water they look like a warm water that they'll like kind of like neti pot almost in your ear. That sounds terrifying. But I like the water. They have like a warm water that they'll like kind of like neti pot almost
into your ear.
Then they'll like.
How many different ear treatments do you have?
Every single one of these is new to me.
You got a lot of ear stuff going on, man.
I, yeah, I've never had the doctor be concerned
about my ear wax in my life.
I, my dad did.
I remember my dad, his way of taking care of it
was he would take a newspaper, rip off pieces,
roll it up into like pointy bits and just stab it into his ears and pull it out.
How is that better than a Q-tip?
I don't know, but that's what he did. I remember him doing it.
How, do you like keep your earwax and make it into candles or what? This is, this is a lot of production you got going on here.
No, uh, but it's, again, I don't want to gross everyone out watching, but I do have a lot of wax build up. And every time I go for a physical,
at least once or twice a year,
I have to have my ears like cleaned out.
So weird. I've never had that.
I would never have thought.
Someone looks in your ear, they're just,
ah, ah, it just keeps going.
They go to look in there, they're like, can you hear?
What?
All right, well, I'm giving you a pity point
for your messed up ears.
They just built a lot of wax
and apparently now blood in one.
That's probably fine. Yeah, don't don't follow up on that
That's probably fine. I would show you but I don't want to gross everyone out and make you all vomit
How would you show us? How much is there that you could show us?
If I take like a tissue and I like just kind of dab it in there and turn my head sideways
I don't want to see I don't I don't want that rusty colored
Uh, see rust is a weird way to describe it for me
But that's kind of what it looks like wait show us your ear juice. Don't show us your Rusty colored. See rust is a weird way to describe it for me, but...
That's kind of what it looks like.
Wade, show us your ear juice.
Don't show us your ear juice.
Do it, do it.
Don't it, don't it.
It'll be wet after we're done, I'll show you.
It'll be wet after we're done.
It's been juicy all day, I just haven't mentioned it,
but it's bothering me enough now,
I forgot to mention it.
Anyway, sorry for oversharing.
Okay, well, we're gonna move on to the main topic and let's Bob you got
something else you would like to add to this conversation as a pal I've been
having this crazy diarrhea it's a little rust colored it's coming out my ears you
know what I mean no I don't have any I don't have any bodily mishaps going on I
guess I don't have any other small talk to contribute to this type conversation
house plumbing body plumbing they're all gonna get me yeah probably it's all have any bodily mishaps going on. I guess I don't have any other small talk to contribute to this type of conversation.
House plumbing, body plumbing, they're all gonna get me.
Yeah, probably.
It's all plumbing.
Is stuff in stuff?
It's plumbing.
That does make sense, it checks out.
Water is just red blood, or wait, no, blood, nevermind.
I said that backwards.
Welcome to Get More Stupider, part two.
God damn it.
We're gonna play a fun game here. To get more stupider part two
We're gonna play a fun game here look at segue I had for you you're welcome waters just red blood
They're already understanding how the game is gonna work. We're gonna explain something to you Well, I'm not but they are they're gonna explain something and we're all gonna take turns getting more stupider plus
something and we're all gonna take turns getting more stupider. Plus bonus, I still have the exact same wheel that I did before with other categories to get more of. So we're gonna start with stupider,
then we're gonna spin the wheel and do whatever the hell that is.
I remember some of the things that were on that wheel.
I'll give an opportunity, We could take something off the wheel
if you guys both agree that you don't want to do that.
Okay, well, we'll see.
We'll see if I get it or if Wade gets it.
What did we do for this?
Well, you both will get it.
You both get it and it takes turns.
No, no, we'll see if I get it or if Wade gets it.
Hey, for new people that didn't see the last one,
do you want to tell them what they had to do,
what we had to do to remind them? And definitely definitely not me. Right so get more stupider
We did a part one of this is part two these boys are gonna explain something to you
Something general knowledge that most people would know but they're gonna explain it so you can understand it better than the other person's gonna explain it
Again, but stupider. Is this the one where you did older?
Yeah, the older one
I recall this at this point. Yes, but we're gonna start with stupider.
Okay, so you don't have to worry about anything.
You guys know how to be stupider.
Eh.
Well, Bob, you didn't get a lot of points in the small talk.
I'll give you a pity point.
You go first on this round.
You're going to tell us how to bake a cake.
And the first one doesn't have to be stupid at all, right?
No, no, it's actually how to bake a cake. Okay, well, there's a lot of ways to go a cake. And the first one doesn't have to be stupid at all, right? No, no.
It's actually how to bake a cake.
Okay, well there's a lot of ways to go about it.
You could use your own ingredients and make it, but I prefer to use a mix because the
mix has turned out just as good, pretty much.
Then usually you take the box with the cake mix in it and it'll say like, put half a cup
of canola oil and two eggs in and mix it up.
That's probably brownies,
but you know what I mean. Whatever the box says, you just do that. You mix it up and you put it in
a cake pan. You put the oven on the right temperature, stick it in there, check it with
a toothpick. You stick a toothpick in and if it comes out and it's got a little crump stick stuff
on it and it's not quite done, but if it comes out and it's clean, then you have cake. You just
gotta let it cool off. Because if you put icing on a not cool
cake, it melts. But if you let it cool, then you could put icing on it. Or no icing. You don't need
icing, but like, probably want icing. That's cake. That's nap description. I think that's a good
base level. It's an understanding of the intelligence that we want to start with. I think everyone knows
how to bake a cake now. Wade Stupider. So you get your half cup butter, you get your two eggs,
you get two one-fourth teaspoons of vanilla extract,
not one one-fourth but two one-fourths,
one three-quarter teaspoon of baking powder,
half cup milk, so on and so forth.
Mix it up.
Just make sure you get your measurements right.
You don't want to have too many of these three-quarters or one one quarters. You mix it all up, put it in your baking pan,
set your oven to whatever it says to put it at like 300 or whatever. Put it in there,
close it up, set your timer. Wait. Ding! Cake is done, let it sit.
Was that stupider? That was smarter. You gave measurements and a temperature and you said to set a timer and wait for it to
ding.
What you're missing is a mistake that I had a family member make.
They read two three quarter cups.
Instead of saying two and three quarters, they put two three quarter cups.
So it was misunderstanding the measurement.
That would be a moist cake.
That's true. I guess we had an incident where it was supposed to be a
It's like one and a quarter cups of something
I don't know it was like two and a quarter cups of something he put in like two one quarter cups instead of two and a
Quarter cups of sugar. So he made cookies with basically no sugar in them. It was terrible. Haha. Well
I think we can roll with this though since that was smarter Bob. Please explain how to make a cake
Smarter just because I don't want to disqualify this right off the bat. Is that really smarter?
I thought the wrong directions was worse. We don't know what the base of the right directions were
Yeah, we didn't have the context of the printed instructions that you read wrong
I thought you were just saying the measurements weird
He didn't give any measurement,
Bob didn't give any measurements at all,
but we're gonna keep rolling with it.
Let's get smarter.
Okay.
Get more smarter-er.
Get more smarter.
Well, I, if there's one thing I know about being smart,
it's that the best way to do that is to work smarter,
not harder.
So if you really wanna make, and by make I mean have,
a perfect cake, what you're gonna
want to do is find your wallet and your car keys, drive over to your best local bakery, pick up
whatever flavor cake you so desire from them, and ask them to put happy birthday, whatever, if it's
for an event. They'll put that on there. Make sure you spell it correctly, check that with your smart
brain, and then bring that cake home and eat it. Work smarter, not harder.
I'll accept it, I guess.
Wait, do you know how to more intelligently
cause a cake to appear?
I guess that's the premise we're going with.
You don't have to accept my answer, just to be clear.
I was-
I'm accepting it, I'm accepting it.
My co-host here has wasted the time to leave his house to have a cake appear at his door
Have you heard of uber or door dash or grub hub so on and so forth?
I take find the one you want add to cart give a tip click that express delivery to get it there as fast as possible
for some extra dollars
Processing order order placed picking up order order on the way and the cake is delivered right to your door. No work at
all necessary. You can do whatever you want. You can order your food. You
obviously are gonna want some dinner later. Might as well have that set up but be
delivered on time. No need to leave your house. I'll accept it. This is somehow
getting both smarter and stupider at the same time and I kind of like it. It's
diverging in both directions.
Bob, please smarter.
There's gotta be a better way.
A wise man once said that a penny saved is a penny earned.
Smart advice I say.
So spending all that money on delivery is a silly goofy way to get a smart cake.
If you want to cook a cake smarter, well everyone knows that Europeans are smarter than Americans, which means the
way you should cook your cake is using Celsius and the metric system. And you should weigh
your ingredients because weighing ingredients for baking is actually much more accurate
than volumetric measuring. Flour could have a different moisture content, you don't know
if it's clumped or if it's sifted that will change the volumetric what you want to do
So you want to get 630 grams of flour 20 grams of baking soda you want 7 grams of salt
250 mil of whole milk you want that fat in there and then you want to farm fresh room temperature eggs
You want to make sure you set the oven at a hundred and twenty eight degrees
Centigrade the smart system.
You wanna mix this all up,
but you don't wanna overmix it.
It's overmixing, it's gonna denature
some of the proteins in the flour,
it's gonna tough up the cake.
You want a nice, tender, smart cake.
And you put that, what you do is you grease the pan,
you put your delicious cake batter into the pan.
Oh, I forgot to add, you also add cocoa, obviously.
A smart person wouldn't recognize that.
I left that out because you don't need to say it, but you would add approximately 150 milligrams of cocoa powder to the thing
and then you mix it up. You put it in your centigrade oven and then you bake it for the
correct amount of time because a smart person knows how long a cake takes and then you take
it out and you know what smart people do with the cooling is a rack things cool faster on cooling racks
That's why they exist
So you don't just leave the cake in the pan you get it out and then you run a little knife around the edge
And then you set you dump the cake out carefully under the cooling rack
Then you have fast cake and faster is smarter. That's very smart very intelligent
I feel smarter just hearing that I don't know what the difference
between centigrade and Celsius is, but.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I forgot who I was talking to.
I'll try and speak at your level in the next one.
Hey, watch, hey, watch yourself, watch yourself.
Wade, can you go smarter?
Scientifically proven, some dating apps like eHarmony,
Europe Mingle, Medic, News, KNUZ in Netherlands. You can really just down
to the science meet people you connect with and if one of your preferences is
finding someone European or elsewhere who knows how to bake you can meet and
date those kind of people online now and then you hit it off because it's
scientifically proven that you match better that way. You get together you get married and you don't have to worry about learning
Celsius or the metric system it will come to you and on top of that you have a brand new spouse in the house
along with it
Favorite Disney series the spouse of the house or is that I guess it's a dr. Seuss book
Genius genius you make it so you don't even have to make the cake and you get love in your life Or is that I guess it's a Dr. Seuss book. Genius, genius.
You make it so you don't even have to make the cake and you get love in your life.
What better combination?
This is a really smart move.
Very intelligent way.
Very good Bob.
I've got this.
There's a smarter way.
There's a smarter way.
You are in your garage laboratory and you realize you need some cake but you are
too smart to make it or purchase it so what do you do?
You invent the flux capacitor.
You successfully invent the flux capacitor, a piece of technology that no other human
has ever been able to even conceive of.
You install it into your DeLorean, you hit 88 miles an hour, you go back to the future
and when you get back to the future,
and when you get back to the future,
watch a sporting event that you know the outcome of,
perhaps the World Series, perhaps an important boxing match,
and while the event is going on,
you walk up to some schmoe and you say,
sir, I bet you one chocolate cake
that the Yankees lose this game.
And you know that they lose this game
because you're a genius from the future
who invented time travel.
And when that happens,
that Shmo will bring you a chocolate cake for free
where you are and you get to enjoy it
without having to lift a finger
other than I guess picking up the fork to eat it.
Maybe he'll feed it to you.
Maybe that's a prop bet.
Who knows?
That feels very smart.
I think the flux capacitor, only a smart person could possibly make that.
Genius even.
The steps to get that cake feel a bit convoluted,
but on the way, much like having a brand new wife, you invented time travel, so it's all good.
Wade, is there a smarter way?
Going back into time, while it does work as a couple of unnecessary steps,
we already know that in Star Trek
They've showed us the food replicator
You simply need to invent the food replicator or recreate it cuz it's already been invented and you just tell it you want cake
It'll pop right out simple invention really what?
Yeah, I I think but it feels not as smart as previous steps, but that does feel smart. Oh no.
That's a tough call.
Simple doesn't necessarily mean stupid.
You do cut out a lot of steps.
You simplify the process.
If your goal is cake, which cake is the goal,
I do think I have to say time travel,
although very smart is a bit, you know, been off the topic.
I think I got to call that one a little bit smarter.
That's okay. I think I got this.
Okay.
You are brilliant Austrian physicist, Erwin Schrödinger.
Into a box on your kitchen counter,
you put flour, eggs, milk, oil, cocoa powder, sugar.
You close the box.
Because of your paradox that you discovered,
that box is both filled with cake and not cake
which means that by simply being Erwin Schrödinger and having that box
you have cake because of quantum physics
Ah man
Schrödinger's cake
Schrödinger's cake
God, I might have to call that, I might have to call that
Wait, unless you think-
You know what, I'll concede it
Yeah, I'm a cake- Bob Shrodinger's Cake
Even if I thought of something smarter, it wouldn't be funnier
Oh man, that was very good
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So what I have and what you'll see so there's too many options on here And I realize some of them aren't really what we want like Yu-Gi-Oh Grandmaster
Leaving that in.
New York?
Nah, that ain't it.
French?
Nah, this ain't about accents, I know that.
Same with sports commentator.
Southern and Patrick Warburton, we don't want that.
Rhyme?
Doesn't matter, nothing.
What?
Oh, Rhyme was gonna be really tough.
I thought that one was interesting.
All right, Rhyme's back in, baby.
Looks like Rhyme's back on the menu, boys. All right, rhymes back in, baby. Looks like rhymes back on the menu, boys.
All right, rhyme is what it is.
If by the end of it, every single word doesn't rhyme,
I'm going to disqualify you immediately.
This isn't the topic.
This is the, we get more old, more caveman, more guru.
I'm actually taking old out of there
because we've done it before.
So I've got stupid, religious, secretly a murderer.
So, more secretly a murderer?
This is semantic.
Can we change religious to fanatical?
Fanatical, sure.
I think that's a broader category.
Fanatical secret murder.
All right.
Paranoid, bro, guru, Yu-Gi-Oh! Grandmaster,
rhyme, and Caveman.
Did we do Caveman? I have a memory of grunting and shouting a lot.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
It devolved.
Okay.
This is more specifically Caveman.
Would you like to know
what you're going to be explaining first?
Sure.
So you're gonna be explaining the basics of photosynthesis.
Okay.
You know what photosynthesis is, right?
It's the powerhouse of the cell.
Not quite, slightly different.
It's whenever you have a dark room and-
Oh no, don't explain it now.
That's part of the, that's what we gotta do.
Oh wait, is this a joke?
It was a joke, yeah.
All right, tell the joke.
It's when you take like your Polaroids into a dark room so they can develop. All right, not worth it. All right, tell the joke. It's when you take like your Polaroids
into a dark room so they can develop.
All right, not worth it.
All right, we're spinning.
And you guys are gonna, ooh.
Oh God.
Great, right off the bat.
This is the one I was most looking forward to.
You're gonna be getting more fanatical,
formerly religious, but fanatical, as you explain.
And Bob, you went first, so Wade, you're now going.
And give us a nice baseline to work with Wade of
how does photosynthesis work? Just the basics.
Well as all things, it works through a little bit of prayer and belief.
We look up and we are blessed with rays from above that come down and they hit the greenery on this beautiful planet.
As the rays hit the plants, they're filled with God's love and they bloom. I've got to pause
I'm so sorry. It has to start with a normal it has to start normal and then get fanatical
So I love I love the the ambition but it what's a normal fanatical explanation of photosynthesis
No, not fanatical not fanatical at all zero percent fanatical. OK, so I'm not doing any kind of thing.
No fanatical.
Yes. All right. Fair enough.
All right. Well, heat and light hitting a plant
are converted into energy via the process of photosynthesis inside of a plant,
because the inside of plants are complex systems full of cells
that require nutrients, including from the soil, from rain, so on and so forth,
but light and heat are a very important source of energy
and the process of photosynthesis is simply the conversion
of that energy into nutrients so that the plant can thrive.
That's a very apt description, that's great.
That is pretty much what photosynthesis is
without getting too into the weeds.
Thank you, Bob.
When the big ball in the sky blesses plants with his warmth and generosity, they don't
refuse it.
They turn it into delicious food in the same way that we turn our generosity between each
other into delicious community.
By delicious, I mean not not delicious, but you know, it's good.
It's supportive.
It's good for us.
Humans need community like like plants need the sun.
It shines down on them and the heat and the sun rays
are photo-electrically turned into energy
because I totally know how photosynthesis works.
And they feed the soul of the plant,
by which I mean they feed the plant actual food.
But our souls are the ones that will be fed
by the photosynthesis of our love for each other
into food for our
souls.
Beautiful.
Amen.
Amen.
All right.
Wait a little more fanatical.
My brothers and sisters, I alone speak to the plants.
I alone know what they have to say and what their needs are.
And your generous donations are exactly what they need to get the process of photosynthesis
started.
Without you, the sun's rays will dim away
I've heard it from the plants themselves. They speak they whisper they yell they scream
They cry they love and they need your love right now
So please be generous your donations are the key the survival of this planet every blade of grass every tree
They all need you and your support and I will speak on their behalf and on your behalf to them to make sure we can all live
in harmony.
Amen.
Amen.
Amen.
Amen.
Very, very good.
Bob?
All living beings in this verse know the truth that we exist to serve the emperor.
From humanity down to the creatures that walk the dirt down to the very plants
themselves down to the sun that feeds the plants they all know they must sacrifice themselves
for the benefit of the Emperor and his greatness. The sun burns hydrogen just slowly destroying
itself sacrificing everything it has to feed the plants. The plants turn that delicious
sunlight into food for themselves so that they may grow tall and sacrifice
their selves to the animals and to humans and the animals know that they exist only to be eaten
so that we may be stronger to serve his majesty's purposes. Humanity shan't reach among the stars without the sacrifice
of every living being. Amen.
every living being. Amen.
Amen.
Amen, wait.
It's too late.
There's nothing we can do
except for sacrifice ourselves
to bring the plants back.
Our blood is the key for the soil
to be nutrientized,
to be deputized,
to feel something again.
Ah.
Take the blades,
take these cocktails, drink and slits and allow our blood to bring
the plants and photosynthesis back for the sun is not strong enough without the blood
of you and I. Jesus. God damn. Amen. Did Wade die? I think he sacrificed himself. Oh, I
get it. That's very fanatical.
All right, Bob, do you think you can get more? Listen, Jimmy, I think you know why you've
been brought here to this office. We have a serious talk. The Overseer doesn't appreciate
you questioning his authority. We've heard that you've been experimenting with growing
plants with and without sunlight, that you think you have some scientific theory about
photosynthesis or some nonsense.
And I just have to tell you,
the overseer's word is not to be questioned.
He says how the plants grow,
they grow because of his grace, okay?
And you are challenging that grace right now.
And without the overseer's grace, none of us get to exist.
Do you like existing, Jimmy?
It seems like you like existing.
Do you wanna keep doing your little science experiments?
Well, you'd better keep the overseer's grace
on the back of your mind
when you're thinking about your science, okay?
So photosynthesis is not real.
I don't care what experiments you've run.
The overseer says plants grow when we serve his purposes
and when we're obedient little followers.
So you'd better be obedient and follow
or we're not gonna eat any corn are we?
Amen.
Puddle snakes rule.
Amen.
I love that. Very fanatical, but I gotta give the point to Wade.
Hey launched into a tirade.
I do love overseer little Jimmy in the office.
But man, Wade, yeah, you got your whole congregation to donate blood.
That was...
Oh, feels good.
How'd it win?
I'm glad I pulled for fanatical to be on the wheel.
I made that happen.
Don't worry, I'll be dying for the next 20 minutes.
You've got it.
We're definitely gonna get Yu-Gi-Oh! Grandmaster next
because I'd also know what that is.
Here is a little advantage.
I won't, you won't know what the more of doing thing
you'll get, but I'll let you pick the topic.
How's that?
I don't know if you want to do that. I have my heart set on one that I don't think anyone but me is
gonna enjoy. Oh okay all right well I mean wait topic that we're explaining?
The thing you're gonna explain. Oh okay. I have a list unless you have one that
you want to do. No no sorry I thought you meant pick the thing off the wheel. No no
no the wheel is gonna spin. No what's, what's your topic list? Alright, so it's I've got how to tie a shoe, I've got the structure of an atom,
I've got the importance of sleep, and the basics of the solar system. Alright,
structure of an atom it is. Alright, structure of an atom. We're gonna explain
that and how are we gonna explain it normally at first please give us rhyme gotta what a rhyme about neutrons so bad oh interesting I don't know how that's huh you're gonna
get more paranoid this one will be really good if you're all worked up
Wade this will really calm you down yeah all right well the wheel has spoken so
the the now it's time to explain.
Bob, what is the structure of an atom?
Well, it's really simple, actually.
An atom is comprised of two main components.
There's the nucleus and then there are the orbiting electrons.
The nucleus has two components in it, which would be protons and neutrons.
They are the clump in the center and then the electrons orbit around them in sort of
fixed radiuses.
And the protons are positively charged and the electrons are negatively charged, which
is what draws the electrons towards the nucleus, probably not.
And that's pretty much it.
I mean, what determines what kind of thing an atom is, is how many protons does it have,
what sort of electrons arrangements does it have, so on and so forth, and the bigger and heavier the
nucleus is, the more unstable, generally speaking, the atom will be, and so like,
you know, radioactive isotopes are very large clumpy atoms. Fair enough, I think
that's a pretty accurate description without getting too much in the weeds.
Wade, feeling paranoid?
No, man.
An atom is pretty simple.
You have the nucleus, which is like the command center made up of protons and electrons and
so on and so forth, and cameras, microphones and such that the nucleus always kind of knows
what's going on.
And the way you know what kind of atom you have is how many things are kind of floating
around watching things. Basically it, you know? Oh, all right. Yeah, that basically is it.
Bob, something behind you? No, I don't think so. This is a secure location. Although now that you
mentioned it. Listen, all right, I'm going to talk. I'm going to keep it quiet in case they are
listening. This is a pretty deep bunker, but but you're right they could have microphones that could penetrate
alright I'll just whisper whisper it it's okay so in the middle you have
protons and neutrons and orbiting around those you have electrons and the
electrons think they're free but they're not man they're not a trap there by the
electromagnetic ports where the electrons man. That's us.
Okay, and we need to break out of here.
Do you feel me?
Okay, I do. I do man. I didn't know.
Wade?
I can feel them inside me.
Every single part of me is being watched!
My fingernails!
They're not just growing because my body tells them to,
they're growing because the cameras are collecting data, and every time I clip them, that's data they're getting their hands on!
Why do they think I shaved my head so they can't collect them so much? It's like shredding documents!
I have to take lye in the tub after I shower, after I bathe, to make sure it breaks down what I leave behind so they can't get a
hold of it because every part of me is just collecting data for them! Protons, neutrons, electrons, none of that's real!
It's all just data collection! It's inside, I feel it, I hear it.
I thought you were gonna go through that whole tie-rad and be like Oh, by the way, it's protons and neutrons and smelectrons. That's what you're gonna see.
No, man.
Alright, Bob, are you feeling more paranoid?
Listen, man.
Atoms are just a government conspiracy, man.
Can you see atoms?
I don't see any atoms.
I made of meat and blood, bones.
I know what's in me.
Think I got atoms in me? No, that's just what they want you and blood, bones. I know what's in me. Think I got atoms in me?
No, that's just what they want you to think, man.
They want you to think that you're made of all these raw materials that they own, man.
Right?
Because they own the soil.
They own the sky.
They think they own everything.
They don't own us.
They don't own this flesh bag.
Okay?
And they don't own what's in here, right?
Because they can't know what's in here. Because I don't drink the water. Okay? I don't own this flesh bag, okay? And they don't own what's in here, right? Cause they can't know what's in here.
Cause I don't drink the water, okay?
I don't drink the water and I grow my own food
and I water it with my own piss.
So it stays pure.
I filter my own piss water for my plants.
That's how I know I don't have any atoms in me.
Do you have atoms in you?
Is that what you're trying to tell me right now?
Are you one of them? I didn't, I don't think so. That's. Do you have atoms in you? Is that what you're trying to tell me right now? Are you one of them?
I don't think so. That's exactly what one of them would say. If you were here in person, I would piss all over you.
Purify your soul.
Oh, that reached into fanatical. Hang on. Sorry. There's a crossover at the Venn diagram. Amen, brother.
Oh wait, is there any any deeper levels?
All right, okay, all right that's that's yeah, Bob I'm afraid that unless you got something deeper in you it can be hard. I need knee pads for these kind of shows, man.
I invented my own language so that no one would be able to understand what we're talking
about, okay?
Even you guys won't know.
Nah, I don't- that's not even gonna work.
I won't-
You should go start speaking gibberish!
Well, it took exactly the idea I had.
I don't like- I don't like that.
See, he's dying, because he knows the truth.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, now there's liquid in my lungs and my ears.
Thanks, man.
So, Bob, are we calling it there?
Yeah, I got nothing.
All right. OK, all right.
We're going to give him the paranoid point.
Oh.
Yeah, we can do one more.
We'll do a quick one.
This is this is easy. I got this
I actually am gonna go with what the wheel is spun to it just I clicked it and it was there
Um, I haven't moved it since but it's caveman. Okay, sure caveman, right?
We're gonna explain how to tie a shoe very simple very easy. I start off right? I'm just yeah
Yeah, I didn't actually learn how to tie a shoe until second grade, which is kind of embarrassing,
but true story.
But my teacher sat me down like before recess or after recess when she, I came up there
and was like, help, can you help me tie my shoe?
And she showed me, it's very simple.
You take your shoe strings, pull them basically straight up, cross them, wrap one down around
the other and back through.
And you form like a little W, which was great for me, being named Wade.
Pull it down, tighten it.
And there's multiple ways you can go from here. You can either form a loop with one side, take the other string, wrap it around,
take its tip, wrap it under, pull and you have two loops, two strings. Or you can bunny ear it,
make two loops, take one loop just like you did at the start, cross them, wrap one loop down to the
other, pull, two different ways to tie your shoe. Then you can loop again and double knot if you want but...
Fair enough. That is how you tie a shoe uh bop
you know since i got the geico gig it's been really hard to escape the stigma but no you
want me to teach you how to tie a shoe sure yeah no yeah no i'm sorry that's people usually
ask me about the caveman stuff no i cross cross the laces you wrap one under the other
yeah like that.
I do the bunny ears. I do the bunny ears. You make the two bunny ears. The bunny chases
the other around the tree and you pull it through and yeah, you got it. I think you
were just kind of finding an excuse to talk to me. I get that a lot.
That's fair. Thank you. You saw right through me.
I like to take the low hanging fruit as often as possible. That was low? I mean, I hadn't thought about the Geico caveman in so long.
Wow.
Wade.
Two strings up, cross, one down, pull.
Two loop, cross, down, pull, tie.
Fair.
That's good, Bob.
Two strings, both bobcats.
One bobcat, chase other bobcat. Bobcat round, round, round, round,
round, under, round, round. I watch dizzy take club, kill Bobcats. Shoe stay on. I didn't
expect that. Man. Okay. How am I gonna top that? Okay.
Shoe stay on really good!
Alright, alright, but uh, uh, Wade.
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Did you just kick two small creatures up the butt so you could have shoes on your feet
Okay, okay got it they open their mouth to roared I kicked in
The tab just thinking they could bite you if you kick it in their mouth. Should stay on. Should stay on. Should stay on.
Uh, uh, uh, Bob?
You're gonna have to come with me on this one.
It's a bit of a stage play.
I'm ready.
I'm a caveman frozen in ice.
I'm a scientific researcher.
Ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting.
This is the mouth of the caveman.
I'm chiseling the ice away. We didn't wear
shoes. I would call it that.
You know, I was thinking of like Velcro straps and just saying like Reebok, but I like your
we don't wear shoes more.
Oh man, that was a fun time.
You guys are so funny.
Okay, I'm going to tabulate the points.
Whose name am I going to read first?
Probably Wade's because he was first on the list.
Yeah. Okay. So Wade, you got quite a few small talk points.
You got two moons, the honeymoon pun,
we all laughed at it, so I gave you that.
I subtracted a point for the ears,
because it grossed me out,
and you should probably go to the doctor,
but you redeemed yourself,
you got that point right back by with the quote,
it'll be wet afterwards.
And I don't remember what that's in
You won the fanatical and you won paranoid you you really put in the power into those performances Bob for some reason
I gave you the small talk point because it was my small talk probably that it I
Prompted you definitely to talk about whatever it was that you talked about so that was the ramen that was the ramen
That's that's what it is to talk about whatever it was that you talked about. So that was me. The ramen, that was the ramen.
That's what it is.
And then there was Schroedinger's cake,
which up until that last round,
it looked like it was gonna be a clean sweep by Wade.
You went balls out in the last round.
I wrote you points for Geico caveman,
which I thought was very clever.
And then choose stay on, which for some reason made me laugh
Super hard and then you won the caveman round. I it's it was three points back-to-back
So with Wade's four points to your five you eked out the win in the last round
Alone and it was the quickest round
win in the last round alone. And it was the quickest round.
It's dead.
That's the way it is.
See this is a minus one and then you got it right back.
And so that's net zero one, two.
That's true.
Yeah. The minus one really, really ham hamstrung you there.
I'm so sorry that my health condition is not good enough
for points from you.
Well, when you go to the doctors, you can get it back.
I just went yesterday, man.
That was the problem. Go to a different doctor.
You should definitely probably have that checked out a little.
A little WebMD says blood in your ear means cancer
or contusion in your ear canal.
I'm pretty sure that's the one because there was something scraping
my ear yesterday.
So scraping doesn't really sound like the kind of thing a doctor should do to an ear.
I'm not going to question a professional without all the facts, but that just doesn't sound right to me.
Don't know, they're the little, little, little spoons.
Alright, well either way, Bob, congratulations. That was quite a final round.
What a comeback. Really well done.
Uh, you go winner speech first.
Honestly, I'm surprised I won.
I felt like Wade made me laugh a lot during this episode,
and had some really good performances
that I just couldn't even match.
It was a good fight.
It was a good clean comedy battle,
just like all of our comedy battles are.
So congratulations to Wade,
but more congratulations to me,
because I actually won.
So thank you, I'm welcome.
Very humble.
Wade, it was, I thought it was yours right up until the end.
With the paranoia and the fanatical, I don't know.
Bob just like embodied the caveman.
There's a saying in professional football
that you need to dominate your opponent
and not leave it up to the refs in the end of the game
because they might blow it for you.
But at that point, you should have done more early.
I should have done more early.
Getting down to start with that lost point
really came back to hit me.
Bob didn't have any turnovers today and I did and turnovers are a big part of
the problem whenever you're trying to win a game made a good push but in the
end they had the ball last scored and not much I can do about that I thought
it was a clean well-thought game but I just didn't put it away when I had the
chance and one or two plays here or there made the difference and Bob ended
up with more points in the end that's it might be the best losers speech slash interview we ever had did you give it 110% out there always do
I'm proud of these guys the guy who lost his skin the guy who drank the Kool-Aid
They really left it all out there. They might be on injured reserve for a while, but you know we'll check in on them
We'll have more for you tomorrow in the injury report. Thanks coach go wait
tomorrow on the injury report. Thanks coach. Go Wade! I hope you all enjoyed Get More Stupider Part 2. We didn't actually do Get More Stupider at all in this, but that's okay.
It happens to the best of us. Thank you. You can find us all at our various social medias,
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