Distractible - Mark's Big Dumb Word Game

Episode Date: May 16, 2025

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hi welcome to distractible thank you Baltimore for that incredible intro you're a treasure you the man a beautiful soul and we appreciate you we're I'm looking off to the left I'm assuming I looked up for the heavens because he is our God I wouldn't dare to look at him. I Know my place My name is Mark Blyer. This is distractible. You did find the right podcast You don't need to look anywhere else. This is the only place you need to be ever and forever all those other podcasts. They're Horrible people. Yeah You're the only good ones

Anyway, the other good ones here are Bob and Wade. Tell them how good you are. I'm ready for my close up, Mr. DeMille. Hello. Alright, I'll go away. I'm better than both of you, which means I'm the best person on earth according to our rules. Wow.

Because we're all better than all of the rest of them. We might get some sweeping generalizations to start today and I'm here for it. I mean, everyone's going to start today and I'm here for it. I mean everyone's gonna start a podcast eventually so you know. There's only three guys who form a podcast. Everyone is either already a podcast-er or just a podcast-er waiting. It's all linguini, glasses guy and mustache man. We know those three. Yep.

Anyway, in this podcast We're gonna play a fun little game every episodes different because every episode we for some reason decided that we all need to Sorry, I clear my throat For some reason we all we decided that every episode we need to do something different including a different person hosting so this week I've come up with a fun game, but before we do that It's everyone's favorite part of the podcast Small talk Woooooo

Alright I'm gonna also extend small talk out to things going on in the world that you like that could also be a thing I have a question for you Is that supposed to be something I'm aware of things going on in the world that I like or is that an optional? Kind of thing wait. I liked you sucking back your question. That was pretty good. Thank you. Suck it back in? I tried. He really he sucked it back in. I saw it. I just want you to know Wade I saw it. He did that's what happened. I just didn't... I do think sometimes I expect just like the listeners or the watchers to pick up on

but every now and then you guys pick up on the little cues I give and I enjoy that. I noticed it. Thank you. All right anyway are you going first Wade? Yes! Very confident. I am going first because I want to know what do you guys think the best month is? I was talking to Molly yesterday and she's like I think April's one of the best months and I was like you can't really swim during April it's kind kind of like the rainy, like, but it's kind of like the most hopeful month, at least in Cincinnati, as far as like, finally, winter is behind us. Things are starting to bloom. It's like the, oh, we're moving it. We're transitioning into nicer weather.

So I couldn't really think of a more hopeful month. I don't know if it's the best month. We are at the end of April, but I'm like, I don't know. I really enjoy it. It's my birth month and I think I'm a gift to this world. So therefore I do think April's probably the best but sure sure I don't know if a month that gives me more hope But I don't know if it's my favorite month as far as the season I like having pool and boat and April's the transition to get there. Hmm

I don't think it's April Um, but not for any particular reason because I agree, sir. You're lucky. I don't take a point for that. All right. But no, I, I've never really thought about what's the best month December, I guess maybe no. What's the best month? December? I guess? Maybe? No... No...

God, that was so stupid. December! What's wrong with me? Yeah, we all love Christmas. Yeah, I don't know. I can't think of any. You can't remember any other months? No, I can't think of any, but that would be my favorite, or why? Because I barely keep track of the months as it is. Time just kind of passes.

How is it already almost May when we're recording this? It's already May when people are listening to it. It's gonna be May. Bob, what's your busy month? What was I asking? What's your favorite month? My busiest month? Yeah.

No, my favorite month is, I prefer the transition from hot to cold. Like coming out of winter is good, and it's definitely this month we're in right now is usually in Ohio, the first month where you start to get some actually warm days out. And it's nice, but I love that first, like September day where like the sun comes out in the morning and it's kind of warm, like if you're out in the sun, it's warm, but then as the afternoon breaks and it goes into evening, it like

cools off and you get that like cool crisp, you know, you're out in the sun is, but then as the afternoon breaks and it goes into evening, it like cools off and you get that like cool crisp, you know, you're out there like walking the dog or something and you're, and you're just wearing like shorts and t-shirt and then you're just like, Ooh, it's chilly. And that, that first, those first days for me are like my favorite. I love the fall. I played a lot of fall sports. I'm, I was a big football guy growing up and stuff. So like that's connected to a lot of nostalgia for me also, I think.

But yeah, favorite season for sure is fall. I love the fall transition. So I love like September, October. I think September is good because that's the month. August is very forgettable. But September, at least, is when you go, oh, shit, I only have three and a half months until the end of the year I got to get my ass in gear my resolution my resolution. Oh god. I forgot my resolution Maybe I can make it up and then you know I think there's a lot of potential in September and panic which always works. That's fair I like the transition to warm better, but I will give this knock to April

April is tax season. That's a pretty, like the first half of April. It's always bad. Other than my birthday, which is whatever religion you are, every God's gift to this planet, me. Otherwise, preparing for taxes and paying taxes, not the best thing. It's hard to complain.

What we do, we're pretty lucky. And like, there aren't a lot of parts of this job that I would openly complain to other people about. But taxes, man. Imagine you just get like a W-2 and you have like maybe you have a retirement account or something and that's like the craziest shit you have. God, do I miss, would that be nice? I'd file my own taxes so happily.

Pretty much all of the rest of this is like super fun and I'm not at all about to complain about it. Tax withholding and benefits to underrated things. Taxes really ruin April for me. I hate them. Can't disagree with that. I never really pay attention to taxes. I really hope my accountant is helping me on that

because if not, I am F-U-C-K-E-D, fucked. Meanwhile, your accountant's like, Mark, you owe this much, like triple what you actually own, or just take one off to the Bahamas. Whatever, you know, just take it. What? Can I be your accountant all the time?

Guys, I have small talk. So I am an iPhone user, and I have almost all of my computing in my life is Apple based. So judge that how you might. I'm not remotely like an Apple fanboy, but I'm committed. I made my choice. I live in the Apple realm, except for this setup that we're on right now, because you can't use Apple for like streaming. You can, but it's less convenient to use Apple for all the sort of stuff that we do where it's like streaming and capturing and having a thousand things plugged into my USB ports and shit.

I just have PCs. I just literally between recording episodes with you guys, stumbled upon a feature of windows 11 that is the first thing I think I like about Windows 11, which is a piece of software called Microsoft Phone Link, which is a thing you can get on your iPhone and on a Windows 11 PC, which allows you to send messages through iMessage on a Windows PC.

It's literally still like syncing in the background. I have it up on this monitor over here and it's like populating and you know, when you sync your phone to things, it like takes a while, right? It's slow, it's a Bluetooth. But literally I can send a text to, well, already I'm seeing a problem

because the group text isn't working, but I just sent Mark a text that says, test, and I sent that by typing it into my computer, and it theoretically is going to send that to you from my phone through iMessage. I just did that from Windows. It's not a group text. In our group text, you both are separate contacts on my, on my message list in windows. And so I can't text both of you at the same time, but I see all of

the messages. But so you picked Mark because he's hosting. I get it. That's why it's not a perfect system. It's not like, I don't think Apple really endorsed this or whatever, but this is fucking awesome that I could just have this up. And so like if Mandy texts or calls, or if I get other notifications because it's showing me like I have email I have whatever a weather alert because it's a big-ass storm outside right now it's cool that's one of my biggest gripes is when I use all my Apple stuff all my shit is everywhere if I'm on my MacBook all of my phone notifications are there I can use iMessage, I can... This is awesome and I didn't know this existed! And I don't know how well

it works, but I just sent you a text, Mark, so it worked. Some amount. It does work, yeah. Absolutely. It is there. This is not something that maybe anyone else gives very much of a shit about, but for me, this is one of my biggest gripes of like, having to have PC and Mac things in my life. I'd rather just have all one. But now they're all connected-ish. Connected enough that if I need to do something like tend to text from my computer while I'm doing something else, I can do it! It's fucking cool! And it's just built into Windows. That's cool. I appreciate it. That's dope.

That's super cool. AHHH! You remembered something! Sorry. You alright? Well, it's your. I appreciate it. That's dope. That's super cool. AHHHH! You remembered something! Sorry. You alright? Well, it's your turn. Go ahead. The NFL draft happened. Ooh, I wasn't watching, because I assumed it would be bad. Was it bad for us? So, it's too early to tell. Sounds like it was bad, Mark.

I guess it was bad. What do I write about about that, Bob? Too early to tell. What do I mark on his points? Keep it was bad exclamation point penis penis initial indications for the bangles is Well, what we really needed was a good offensive line we did draft two guards So I'm sure we drafted a lot of really good offensive linemen very early in the draft. We did draft two guards. So I'm sure we drafted a lot of really good offensive linemen very early in the draft.

We did draft two guards. I think like second and fourth round or third and fifth or something. I don't know. Not horrible like really honestly but. No a lot of the picks could be great players but also they're kind of like developmental for a team that needs to win now. They're seen as like they could be great. They just need some time to develop.

Rookies aren't exactly the solution to winning Super Bowls. That's probably a fair statement. We have the biggest Swiss cheese of teams. Like you take a bite and it's like, hmm, this is good. And then you take another bite and it's like, where's the cheese? Because it's full of holes. That's what I think when I eat Swiss.

Where's all my cheese? I'm just like, when I bite air in the middle of my cheese, I'm just like, fuck, it always gets me. Damn it. I'm fucking Swiss douchebags. It's like the thong of cheeses. There's a little bit of cheese and a lot of holes. What Swiss cheese are you eating

where it's just like a sponge, but it's all holes? It's a theoretical Swiss cheese. If you turn it like in front of you at a certain angle but it's all whole. It's a theoretical Swiss cheese. If you turn it like in front of you at a certain angle, it just disappears completely because it's just like, shoo, oh, here we go. It's just Joe Burrow standing in a vast emptiness. That is usually his past protection. Damn that cheese.

We could be good this year, we could be the same, or we could be worse, is how I feel about this year. That's a lot of could- goodies. Those are basically the three options Yeah, if someone told me we were gonna be any of those three I would believe them because that's kind of how it's gone I don't know very much about it because I don't follow him But since we're talking football, did you guys see I assume mark probably didn't but what did you see? Chedur Sanders son of Deon Sanders I was gonna bring that up who also Deion Sanders? Yeah, I was going to bring that up.

Who also Deion Sanders is his coach, was his coach at Colorado. Chedur is a quarterback. Apparently he launched a brand of, I don't know, clothes or lifestyle. Legendary. He launched a brand and he had a whole thing, which is common for guys who like know they're going to get drafted to be like, get the family together and have like a setup, right? Because they're likely to be filmed or whatever. It's a big deal to get drafted to be like, get the family together and have like a setup, right? Cause they're likely to be filmed or whatever. It's a big deal to get drafted,

especially if you get drafted early. Projected top five pick. Yeah. And, and so he had like a room, he had a special room built, which was his picked early in the draft, gonna be on this couch in this room with all my branding. And then he, he did get drafted, right? But he got drafted like fifth round or something.

Day three, fifth round. He waited like 70 hours from when he thought he'd be picked. I'm nothing personally against the dude. I know his dad is, you know, quite the boastful egotistical man. And I'm sure his son is similar. And buddy's a good football player as far as I know. But man, that's gotta

be so fucking awkward. I have a conspiracy theory about this. You got your own custom built room and you're like when I get picked first I'm gonna be sitting and then for two and a half days you're like alright when I get picked 167th I'm gonna be sitting on that couch this is the one guys like god damn He was the second quarterback taken by the Browns He got prank called by the son of like a Falcons defensive coordinator Oh, no, so apparently like a 21 year old the son of the Falcons defensive. I think it's Falcons defense of court Eric

I'm wrong. He saw like his dad's tablet and saw like Shador Sanders number on there, took it and was like, it would be funny if I prank call him on his like, this is my, I'm getting drafted cell phone and tell him he's getting drafted by the New Orleans Saints. Oh, that's rough. So they called, they're like, this is Ricky Bobby from the New Orleans Saints. We're picking you next. This is Gary Saints. Just want to let you know. Apparently the transcript he was like, bro, we're gonna be picking you soon, bro. It's like, that sounds so much like the general manager

of the Saints would be talking. It's weird because people with a lot more red flags, like he has some red flags, sure, and he's not the best quarterback prospect we've ever seen, but like... He's certainly good enough to be drafted. I don't feel like he's not just drafted because he's Deion Sanders kid like it's good he's doesn't have like a huge arrest record he doesn't have like a whole lot he's got a bit of a ego and his dad's Deion Sanders right and maybe he's not the strongest arm but he's like a good quarterback he should have been like a first second rounder most likely second round I could see he should have been a first or second

rounder I think because there was talk of Deon Sanders that being like I'm gonna step in and if a team tries to draft my son That I don't like we're gonna say no, we're gonna Eli Manning this shit I think the NFL executives came together like the team owners. They were like we all agree We're not taking fucking Sanders in the first like four rounds, right? No one's gonna tell us ever again what team they're going to we're not having this in our league I think it was a conspiracy. I'm wearing my tinfoil hat I think they agreed not to take him so that no one would ever have the balls to say they were going to try To dictate where they're going again, like Eli did as myself. I can't imagine getting drafted and then being like not you

Someone else will pick me. I want to but also if you're literally like one of the best in the country, not guarantee, it's not a guarantee, but kind of is a guarantee, right? Like he is an NFL caliber player. He at the very least is going to go and try and play in the NFL and see if he can make a career. Why can't he pick? I know it's like a pride thing and it's shitty, but if I got picked by the Browns, that's one team where I would at least be like, can

I say no? Or do I, do I have to Browns? Cause Browns and the Jets are the two places quarterbacks go to die. But I don't, I mean like I get it and it, it's just, it's just wild. It's a crazy story because he, it does seem like they were all like, fuck that kid, don't pick him, even if we should. He was projected a top like five pick, and he was like the sixth or seventh quarterback taken and the second one the Browns took. Really weird situation. Yeah, that's strange.

Mark, you know all about this from your hit podcast. Oh yeah. Yeah, you're a big sports podcast guy, right? So I'm sure you already talked to hours and hours about the podcast. Oh yeah. Yeah, you're a big sports podcast guy, right? So I'm sure you already talked about hours and hours about the draft and. Oh yeah. It's really sad though, cause every other player who got drafted

like the entire draft was like, well, we thought Chedur Sanders might go here. Like the first overall pick got no coverage because the second overall pick, the Browns traded. So literally like these kids are having their moment that they've waited their whole life for. And they like uh cam or just trade trade trade oh my god is chador sanders going i can't believe Jacksonville trade for chador sanders what oh they didn't take chador sanders they took uh whatever that gives name is number three it's gotta be chador sanders

all the way to pick 165 with the six pick in the draft the Jacksonville Jaguars have selected not should do her Sanders just like all right next pick we'll get to him we'll get to him that's what it was like like you can see some of the people like they're like side I like a pickle be named they'll be like it's still not sure Sanders do we talk about Shador Sanders you know we should do make every pick feel like they're not Shador Sanders. So it's like the first 165 dudes taken it's like, eh, it's not Shador Sanders, whatever, we should move on. Well, I think that's factually accurate. They should have been Shador Sanders if they wanted to be Shador Sanders. Yeah. I feel like I'm saying his name wrong the more I say it.

I feel like I am too, but I don't know. Shoot, Mr. Sanders. He's an adult now. He's an NFL player. I'll call him Mr. Anyway, thanks for tuning into our sports podcast everybody here love sports right equally. Oh, absolutely I can't believe how many points mark must have just frantically scribbled down with all the sports discussion. I was just Man I'm a new pen nib here. I feel like he was probably like that's what Tyler was talking about either I am on a sports podcast I forgot about I know this one I don't know this one this episode is brought to you by Amazon Prime whatever you're into it's on Prime you know what I got off of Amazon that is actually a crucial component of this show? My coin that I can never remember which side is heads

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Boys, are you ready for Mark's big dumb word game? Uh-huh. Yes! Ba-da-da-ba-da-da-oh fuck. Shit. I forgot. I love what every Mark's idea starts with. Oh no! What the fuck? I love what every marks idea starts with Oh no

What could you have forgotten I need like a Buzzer sound I forgot I was gonna get that damn it Hold on keep talking about sports Keep it up Shout out to the other 165 Of you. Scataboo got drafted

Eh? Scataboo got drafted. Huh? Scataboo, great name. One to watch, he was good too, I think. I don't know if he had injury concern. That clip of him just like running down, getting that huge play and then being tackled by his face mask and the guy literally ripping his helmet off and then he stands up and he's just like,

he looks like kind of a smug asshole, but also that's a pretty hard clip. Like he looks pretty bad ass. 144th Chador was taken 144. My bad. I said like 160. Also it's, it's every year there's a guy who's picked last and it's usually pretty nice because if you're picked last, it means you were like, Oh, I don't even know.

Like I hope I get drafted. But they had a, the video of the guy who got picked last this year was so sweet. He had his whole family. They were just like sitting in the family kitchen and his, I think it was Pittsburgh picked him and his name came up and they were all just like oh it happened and everyone cried. What's his face? Brock Purdy was the last pick. He's like the only last pick to become like Brock Purdy. Moderately successful. Yeah I think I think I could be wrong about that but as far as I remember. What do

they call it? Last pick is Mr. Irrelevant or is that like the last pick quarterback mr. Irrelevant is just the last pick you know what he's relevant enough He's a football player now. No one else can suck it. I might have to have The editors put something in because I'm not sure can you guys hear any of this no Damn it. Okay. Mmm. I'll just say it with my mouth. All right Buzz! You should get an app for your phone and then... Oh, that'd be smart. Why didn't I do that? I have one. You guys ever just get the song My Ding-a-ling? Chuck Berry? Get stuck in your head? No, but I'm familiar with the song and it sounds quite funny My grandparents had it on like they had like a big jubox, like an actual jukebox that would like pick up...

Like that played 45s and stuff? Yeah. Damn, that's pretty cool. They had Monster Mash and... I like bread and butter. Whatever that song's called, probably bread and butter or toast and jam or something. They had other songs too, those are the three I remember. And for some reason today, my ding-a- dangling stop talking about your ding-a-ling

Well, stop why why would pressing it again not stop it? Does it just play until it's over and there's no way to stop it? Yeah, and this is a lot. Why is this so long if it gives you any consolation? We can't hear that either Anyway That was so long! Anyway. Ah, buzz! I NEED YOU, CESAR! What? Flint and Steve! Is this all one sound? What's happening?

No, this is different sounds. Oh, okay. When you're gonna come kiss me, you're gonna come... Oh god, it's a whole fucking song. I can't stop it. When you're gonna come kiss me, you're gonna come... Okay, there we go. Okay. Oh God, it's a whole fucking song. I can't stop it Okay, there we go, okay, all right, uh there I forgot this soundboard that I have is the meme soundboard And I don't even know what the fuck I'm just gonna go with Gong Okay, welcome to Mark's big dumb work game. All right, so this needs a moderate amount of explanation. Don't worry

The ultimate perfect crime is coming. It's I gotta work on it. I just gotta work on it a little longer It's it's it's gonna be perfect. It's gonna be great. All the other versions were terrible awful horrible even But the next one is gonna be the ultimate. Anyway, this is Mark's big dumb word game how it's gonna work I'm gonna give you a sentence, a short sentence, that is a memorable quote that you guys have probably heard before. But how it's gonna work is, I'm gonna give you a sentence. One of you is gonna start. You have two options.

Change one of the words in the sentence to something that it rhymes with or add another word, but it has to be in between the other words, not at the beginning, not at the end. So for example, fi-fi-fo-fum. Then one of you would say fi-fi-fo-dum. Fi-fi-so-dum. Fi-fi-so-big-dum. You have to remember what the change was that the other person did and then build the sentence longer and longer until one of you messes up. Whoever doesn't mess

up gets a point. Whoever is the cleverest little boy wins and will win overall. It's a very simple game, but it needs you to use your big, big brain. Pay attention and use memory. two of my biggest weaknesses yeah additional rules don't repeat any words all these sentences except for words like subject words some of them have more than one I or me but if it already has more than one word in it in the sentence don't add that same word so let's just say it can't have any word that was originally there and it can't have any of the additions can't be repeat additions. So if it, but I will accept fuck fucking, I'll accept variations to some degree. We might change that rule on the fly, but I want to give you some flexibility, but it

has to be real words. It can't just be sploob. You're putting that rule in there for Mark It's very set. It's gonna be very simple. I totally understand what's about to start happening to us. I'm glad alright heads way goes first Bill Bob Fucking Christ Yes tails alright, it's good thing I. Alright, so this is gonna be so simple. I give you the sentence, you either add a word in between, or change a word in there to one that rhymes. And you can change the words that were added as well, if you so choose.

The world inside that sentence is your oyster. Are you ready? Yes. Here we go. To infinity and beyond! Am I allowed to change one word? I'm just gonna do it. To infinity and your mom! Eh? Well? I'm bending the rules on the very first one. That was two words. Fine fine you want me to start over you want to change my tact no yes yes I think I have to be like cuz it can't change on

the very first one it's gotta be one at a time well I just had the same idea but it was two different words I was gonna add hang on processing the rules processing the rules hang on oh this is his payback for two sentence horror stories isn't it go to no it can't be at the beginning hang on there's so many rules I didn't think it would be this hard how's it feel being on the other side of this mark you know I don't know I'll see where it goes how many scary tips you gonna bust out

to infinity bath and beyond to infinity bath sand beyond To infinity Bath sand volleyball and beyond I think you added another and in there I think but yeah bath sand volleyball beyond he changed and to sand. Oh, he got rid of and. To infinity, sand, and beyond. No, bath is still in there. To infinity, bath, sand, and beyond.

To infinity, bath, sand, volleyball, beyond would be what you said. Which one is it? I'm gonna rig it. All right, Bob, you lose. I did that on purpose so we could learn Yeah, that was a practice round that was worth a point All right all the things I am thinking of many ideas they're just all somehow against the rules

It's fair it's so simple You change a word to one that rhymes or add another word in between That's it one at a time super easy, right? Yes feed me another quote Papa Wade All for one and one for all all for one and one for ball all for one and fun for ball All for one and fun for ball all for one and fun for big ball all for one and small fun for big ball yeah all for one and small fun for big ball what was that right wait was that right that was just the same sentence, wasn't it?

I said tall for one at the start. I thought we couldn't change the very start or the very end. No, you can change the first or end word. You just can't. You can't add a word at the start or end. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay.

No, but then you got it right. So I was wrong there. Bob go. Tall balled for fun and small fun for big ball. Beautiful. Tall bald for... eh... fun? And small... bald for big... fun? Oh no.

I swear he double worded! I did not! I did it right, I think! Yes. See, it's simple, right? It's simple. You guys got it. Oh, God. Alright, Bob, you got this. I believe you. Wait, that's what I say to you. Wait, hey, you can't do that.

That's my bit. No, don't do that. That doesn't feel very good at all. Hey, stop! Are you ready? You ready? Okay. Alright. I came't feel very good at all. Hey stop. Are you ready? You ready? Okay All right. I came I saw I Conquered I came I saw come I conquered I Came I saw bum I

Conquered I came I saw crumbs. I conquered I came I Saw big crumbs I conquered It's valid it's valid I came I saw fig crumbs I Conquered I came, I saw fig crumbs, I conquered. I came, I saw fig crumbs, I then conquered. It worked! It's smart, that's great! I came loudly, I saw fig crumbs, I then conquered. I came... I then conquered I came

Loudly I saw fig crumbs. I then conquered fuck Yeah, I just I conquered before the fuck I understand it now. Oh good. I'm glad you're in your element. I'm falling apart. All right. Okay. No, this is good He's got to pick your angles roses. Sharon. You're tearing this family apart. All right, bob you're up. Uh first I think Uh wait is yeah, you're up., I think. Oh, Wade is. Yeah, it's me. Wade, you're up, yes. Wade, I think, therefore I am. I think sometimes, therefore I am. I stink sometimes, therefore I am. I drink sometimes, therefore I am.

I drink, nope, wait, hang on, that's two words again. I'm bending the rules, I'm bending the rules everywhere. Can I just change the sentence completely? Therefore I am. That was my new sentence. I'm going to give you one last chance. I drink sometimes a lot. Therefore I am a lot going to be one word. I think sometimes there's a space in there, but that's like one word, right? Sometimes C says one word, I think that'll co-office.

I drink sometimes a lot, therefore I spam. I drink sometimes a lot, therefore I eat spam. I drink sometimes a lot, slowly, therefore I eat spam. I drink sometimes a lot slowly. Therefore I eat quickly spam. I drink sometimes a lot lowly. Therefore I eat quick spam. If you're going to throw random bullshit in there, I'm going to go on the offense. That's the problem with random bullshit.

This game is throwing random bullshit. I'm just following the rules. You could throw logical bullshit. It's easier to remember that way. I don't want more bullshit. Look this is like the perfect crime all over. I'm trying to build with you here. I'm working, I'm interested in collaborating.

You're just going straight into making it difficult for me and I'm not gonna just lay back and take it. I'm making it difficult for both of us. My brain says yes and I and, or my brain says something and I yes and. All right, I think you both have it now. So I'm gonna take the training wheels off if now from now on if anyone makes any kind of error Or if you take too long, I'll ring the gong

No gong. All right. This one's a little longer. They're not all gonna be but I think you're up to the challenge I'm up first now. Yeah Okay, I'll huff. I I'll puff I'll blow your house down I'll huff I'll puff I'll blow your little house down I'll huff I'll snuff I'll blow your little house down I'll bluff I'll snuff I'll blow your little house down I'll bluff I'll slowly snuff I'll blow your little house down. I'll bluff. I'll slowly snuff I'll blow your little house down. I'll quickly bluff

I'll slowly stuff blow your little house down I'll quickly bluff. I'll slowly snuff. I'll blow your little red house down I'll quickly bluff. I'll slowly snuff and I will leisurely blow your little red house down I'll quickly bluff I'll slowly snuff and I will leisurely blow your little red house down I'll quickly bluff I'll slowly snuff I'll leisurely blow your little red brick house down I'll quickly bluff I'll slowly snuff I'll leisurely blow your little red frick house down I'll slowly snuff, I'll leisurely blow your little red frick house down. I'll quickly snuff, bluff, fuck! I'll quickly snuff, I'll quickly snuff all of you!

It would have been fine if you kept going. I had to bluff before I snuff! You could have snuffed twice. I'll quickly snuff, I'll slowly snuff. Oh no, that wouldn't have worked. No,, that wasn't the same word. There's so many rules here. All right. Bob is tearing away with it. I know my limit. I get to a limit and I'm like, Nope, Brayden can't. I was trying to play nice and then you started doing stuff quickly and slowly.

I can't help it. All right, wait, here's your chance at redemption. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. Lashes to ashes, dust to dust. Lashes to flashes, dust to dust. Gashes to flashes, dust to dust. Gashes to bashes, dust to dust. Gashes to bashes, dust to dust. Gashes to bashes, must to dust.

Gashes to bashes, must to trust. Gashes to bashes, must to... Big Trust. All those just said the same exactly! Gashes to little bashes. Must to big trust. Trashes to little... GASHES!

Dust to little trust. Well it wasn't... wait it was no... yeah that's wrong. GUSTS TO MUST FUXS AND SUCKS! Bashes was the second one. FUCK! I DON'T LIKE THIS GAME! I think, you know, I think Wade you just need to get a hang of it

you're, you're, you're doing so oh okay. You're so close buddy, you're getting there. I was like I'll just play the rhyming game with Bob and then we said so many words, I was like I already played a word and we rhyme and it's so, brr. Okay, I, I mean let's do some other than like the the da da da alright here we go Bob first I'm first yeah you're first you can't handle the truth you can't handle my truth you

can't handle thigh truth you can't handle fried truth you can't handle fried Ruth you can't handle deep-fried Ruth you Bob can't handle deep-fried Ruth I have to say my name there then yeah I think so you slob can't handle deep-fried Ruth you throb can't handle deep-fried Ruth you mob can't handle deep-fried Ruth you cob can't handle deep-fried Ruth you mob can't handle deep-fried Ruth you cob can't handle deep-fried Ruth you Rob can't handle deep-fried Ruth didn't he just say didn't he said Rob he said throb I think and we have said Bob but Rob is different you knob can't handle deep-fried Ruth you little knob can't handle deep-fried Ruth you little knob can't

handle deep-fried Ruth you little knob can't handle deep-fried Ruth you little fucking knob can't handle deep-fried you little fucking glob can't handle deep-fried Ruth you little fucking shit glob can't handle deep-fried roof you will fucking shit guab can't handle deep-fried roof You will fucking shit guab can't handle deep-fried paper roof You will fucking shit knob can't handle deep-fried paper wrapped roof you will fucking shit knob Can't handle deep-fried paper-wrapped Ruth. You widow fucking shit, Nob. Can't handle deep-fried... ...paper...

...sleuth. Paper-wrapped Ruth. PAPER WRAPED SLUT! Also, I think there was some glob-nob mix up. Yeah, I made it glob. He turned it back to knob, so I just went with it because you didn't call him. Yeah, if I don't catch it, I don't think I can count it unless you do some kind of coin. I'm saving that for later.

I'm going to need it. I'll get my coin out just in case. Okay. All right, man. Bob, you're running away with this. Wade, here's yours. Houston, we have a problem. Houston, we have a problem. Houston, we have a big problem.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Houston, we have a big space problem. Houston, we have a big race problem. Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Houston, we have a big grace problem. Houston, we have a big grace problem. Houston we have a big lace problem. Houston we have a big mace problem. Houston we have a big trace problem. Houston we have a big trace elements problem.

Houston we have a pig trace elements problem. Houston we have a rig trace elements problem. Houston we have a rig trace elements problem Houston we have a fig trace elements problem Houston we have a fig Newton trace elements problem Houston we have a fig juice Newton trace elements problem Wait, wait that can't be right It's a singer, she does Angel of the Morning, which is the opener to Deadpool. I could have sworn, did he add two words that time or? No, he just added a really weird word.

Okay, alright, okay, alright, okay, I'll let it slide. Houston, we have a fig juice box Newton trace element problem. Houston, bro, we have a fig juice box Newton trace element problem. Houston, bro, we have a fig juice box newton trace elements problem. Houston, bro, fucking, we have a big fig juice box newton trace elements problem. Houston, little bro, fucking, we have a big juice box newton trace elements problem Problem No, sorry, it's a big fig WHY DID YOU CATCH IT WHEN BOB SAID BIG?! No, you needed big and fig, you just said big I thought we changed big to fig

Did we? Am I wrong? Bob, am I wrong? I thought it was fig, Newton, ju- fig, Juice Box, Newton Yeah, I think it was just fig I'll take the L. Give it to me. I think you added one- because you said Houston. Little bro. Fuckin' we have a big Juicebox Newton L- Trace Elements. Whatever the fuck. I don't- give me the L. I'll take the L.

God damn it, I'm sure I fucked up. Well, he thought you were trying to earn zero points on the whole episode I know whatever I'm beat and this one is beating my ass all right I'm gonna change one rule cuz I also had an idea to do it differently I'll save that for the more perfect or three words all right what we're gonna Do is we're gonna do this again same way that we have been doing Except we can't replace words, except we can't replace words. So we can't replace words anymore.

It's just inserting words in between the original quote. So now you don't have to worry about the the word shifting. You have the pillars of those words, right? I'm gonna try this variation because I wanted to try it and see if that might make it all work a little better because even I can't keep track of this shit. All right, Bob, I think you're up now. This is topical because oblivion just came out. Uh, the remaster. I haven't played it, but it just came out. What a long quote. This is very topical.

Just came out the remaster. Uh, I haven't played it, but it just came out. Wade. Oh, you didn't insert a word dong. I said very I said very Yeah, no, no, we're not take my L. This is me. Hello. I'm L. Boy Bob stop right there criminal scum Stop right there you criminal scum stop right there you fucking criminal scum stop right there You fucking terrible criminal scum stop right there you fucking terrible smelly criminal scum you stop right there you fucking terrible smelly criminal scum oh wait was that against the rules oh dang dong yeah you same word you're right also it was added at the beginning there were two violations oh that was double violation oh

that's true that's. You you stop right there About to get an independent judge panel to review this session. I've tried to pay attention I'm just enjoying it so much. All right. Okay, wait, you got a point Wait when you believe Wait Live fast die young Live fast or die young live fast and or die young live fast and or you'll die young live fast and Shit or you'll die young Live fucking fast and or shit you'll die young

And shit or and shit or fuck your fuck up turn into my fuck up it wasn't a fuck up it was just a pause should I should I enforce the pauses no we need those I don't I can't remove pauses no I meant like you have to keep the pause in next time you quote it You have to keep the same delivery New rule you have to keep the same delivery Just practicing all right, okay. All right. All right. Here we go Bob Another day another dollar

another day another sweet dollar I'm just spicing it up. I thought you're mimicking me another day another fucking sweet dollar Another terrible day another fucking sweet dollar another stinking terrible day another sweet dollar. Another stinking terrible day. Another sweet dollar. Nope. BUTT! He said fucking, and we're no longer replacing words. Another stinking fucking day. Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaà

I can't even honestly tell if I'm doing good or bad except when mark cuts in stop it So good, I really appreciate you guys here for this game is very fun for me I know what my one-man show will be inevitably when I get it one day just the list for a fucking hour All right, wait here. You can do this one. I guess yeah, I'm ready run forest run Run forest you run Run forest gump you run Run fucking forest gump you run Run fucking forest gump! You... shit!

Run! laughter Run, fucking forest gump! You shit ass, run! Run, fucking forest gump! You little shit ass, run! Run, motherfucking forest gump! You little shit ass, run! Did he add something to that?

Wait, yeah, little, little, little shit ass. No, I added little. Wait, motherfucking. That's it. Oh, okay. Motherfucking, motherfucking, Forrest Gump! Wow! You little shit, run! Up, up! Aww, yeah, you was extra.

I get a point! Yes! Also, I said you little shit, wasn't it just little shit-ass? I don't know. Toss the court. I didn't catch them. I don't know. I'm not sure that we've been perfect on this today.

No, I don't think any of them have been actually all the way right. Yeah, not quite. But it'll be whatever gets caught. All right. I love, I love the building. The impressions. Let's keep that in there. Yeah, that's what we need.

But instead of like the global Christopher Walken thing, instead of following what was there at the beginning, you have to follow what your opponent just did. So it'll change your time. Alright, okay, alright, we got time, we got time for a little more. Oh good! I'm having the time of my life! My nails are chewing themselves!

I'm gonna put another rule that you can't put just curse words in there, but I still like that one. Alright, here we go! Speak now, or forever hold your peace! Speak right now, or forever hold your peace speak right now or forever hold your peace speak right now or forever hold your big piece speak right now or forever hold your big girthy piece speak right fucking now Hold your big girthy piece

Speak right now. I already fucked it up. Wait. What what did you add? You just added fucking somewhere in this evidence I sure did you speak right fucking now or forever hold your big man. I forget but men Penalizing if you don't if you say the same add the same words every single Well, it's too late cuz we're at the end of the episode bitch. No one more. Come on One more alright, this will be easy. Oh, okay. All right, stop drop and roll so then throw and roll Fuck I'm getting so much stop scream then drop and roll stop scream then drop and fast roll stop scream then drop and make Ha! Stop! Scream! Then drop! And make fast roll!

Look at your Dracula slowly getting a different accent. I don't fucking do Dracula! That's not my bit! Stop! Big scream! Then drop! And make fast roll! Stop! Big scary scream!

Then drop! And make fast roll stop big scary scream then Slowly drop and make big roll fast Okay, mess it up. Anyway, I was like Alright, we'll call it there. Okay. I thought you're gonna take that one and just be like keep going stop flop I thought you were gonna take that one and just be like keep going stop flop

Like drop and roll. That's what I was gonna do stop mop flop drop and roll Scream, you know, but anyway, I like where you guys. Oh good job guys. I like big fucking big fucking Fast I went slow. I went opposite. Oh, that's right. That's right drop. I Loved that. Thank you guys so much. That was very funny. I could do that. I could listen to that all day I couldn't do it all day. I'm sure but I all day Very entertaining. All right, so I don't think the points are gonna be any surprise What does that mean? I was so funny. I had to go to funny points. You got a funny point actually you did wait You got you got point for a suck back question

Which is like the mountain next to broke back mountain? And you got best month question mark. It was bad penis penis Literally, that's what's written there Beth bath sand beyond you got the first point you stop right you stop right there. Funny, you got a funny point. Little shit ass, speak right fucking now. Bob, you liked the correct season, which is fall. You loooove Windows 11. Uh, tall fun for big ball, I conquered fuck, I drink therefore I spam, I'll quickly snuff, rust bust little shit knob Houston, bro and shit or

stinking fucking stop scream roll Really tells the story of how you said fucking bro We got a fake juice box Newton trace element problem alright got bad I'm gonna tell you the score before we go into the wheel Bob you have 12. We do have eight Mmm, can we get a four on a d3? I think Wade has a couple options We could either do a lot of bonus points or we could throw his fate to the mercy of the coins I'm not even sure what you would throw.

I was thinking to myself, I feel like there were a lot of judge misses today, which is pretty much equal on both of our sides, honestly. But UNFAIR! Alright, so what is the qualification here? Yeah, what's unfair? I should have 12. That's it. So we'd be tied at 12.

Either I get 12 and we're tied tied or Bob gets double and has 24. I'm going to say this. I definitely made a lot of errors. If you get this right, if all of it comes up heads, it has to all come up heads. Oh, it will. I'll put you at 11 because let's say, I don't think we can say you gave a better performance, but I will say that there might have been some judge mishaps.

If you get this all right, it'll go to 11. If you get it all wrong, you go to seven because 7-11. That's fair. I'll get a big slurp. All right, here we go. Wham. Oh, not mine. I got tails also.

All right. All right right 8 to 12 we could I think we have to roll the point ceremoniously do you add like four points four points for Wade oh yeah all right all right what's the jackpot double your score double whose score whoever gets it? Oh wait, you're right Double the lowest score instead of jackpot make it sudden death ties It ties the score which could it presents some really interesting things if that comes up because then it could be the last one That gets spun then it's the wheel automatically The tie wheel or it could bring someone

up to tie so then the next points could decide it oh god I can quit trying now that this is on the wheel all right the sudden sudden death has been added and we have three chances to tie it's the best outcome for Wade all right listeners viewers and tie it up but that means they would tie with us you have a one in one in 33 chance of getting the Everything's all tied up option. That's basically one in three. All right roll number one Forgot that was on the board all right Wade yeah You lost the you lost you you lost your coin flip and there were some judging mishaps And you you probably deserve the most empathy this you know what I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it

We knew it was coming. Point for listeners! Alright! We knew it! They were doing one, they were doing one. We've been shitting on them a lot. They deserved a point. It's a listener kind of episode. Now tie it up and then we have to add the viewers to the wind wheel. Final spin? Yoink! Oh yeah, that's true. If the winner, if the listeners have have points the only way for the listeners to win

To get a fucking another one point for listeners All right Should I respin that cuz I normally I would respray that will disable that but like what are the odds one and 33? All right. This is a real third spin Point for a best-looking I need to shave my head. It's not me today. I my hair is like pretty crazy I don't know. I'm not get a good look at you guys All right, well this isn't winning anybody any points I'm gonna give a point to the viewers cuz they were looking the best because I couldn't decide which one of you more handsome

And you both look about the same level of put together. All right third time to spin Fifth third spin There is technically a path for the viewers and listeners to win. It is very rare. It has to tie Get them either another point after the tie Well, they have to have a point first, get the tie, be put on the wheel for the tie wheel, and then hit it. That's how they win. Any episode we could theoretically give them a point. So if the listeners get into the game and then it ties, they're on the tie wheel. If

it ties and then the listeners get a point, or viewers, they win because we are tied and they get one point. If they win, one of us three will host the next episode. Pfft. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe Mark's fucking big dumb- I should have predicted from Big Dumb Word Game Mark's fucking Big Dumb Word Game. You can't put that in a title. Mark's fucking Big Fun Word Game. Wait, go! Mark's Big fucking

Do you guys like the rhyming version or just adding words? I think the rhyming version added a lot more chaos because you have to then catch what changes more carefully. But I kind of liked the rhyming also because you could have more, you could do more funny shit with the rhyming. Some of those were harder to like be funny about just adding a word and not add big or small or fast or something.

Just more adjectives. The hardest part was not being able to add anything at the start or the end there were so many times I wanted to add something at the start or the end I understand but there have to be some containers I think I like this I would like to do it again I'll wait a little bit next episode I host I'll do the perfect crime thank. Maybe a year. Maybe some time. But thank you. All right, Bob, say your final words. This was fun. Honestly, the scoreboard doesn't reflect how close it was. Wade was really close. We both put up a good fight. I think he just made the first he blinked first one more time, a couple more times than I did, and it would have swayed the other way. The score, the score made

it look worse than it was. It was fun. You did really good, buddy. You should feel proud about that. Proud loser. Good job. All right, proud loser. What do you have to say?

He had me in the first half, not going to lie, but then he had me in the second half. Good game. Well, thank you, boys. It was very fun for me and I hope it was fun for everyone at home. Thank you so much. I hope you enjoyed it. Um, and hey, we also had sports small talk, which doesn't happen too often. Bob will host something in the next episode.

And Wade will win eventually. On my way. You have to at some point. Thank you everyone at home. Be sure to follow the podcast or else we'll come find you. Uh, and uh, then you'll know every time that we have a new episode out and you get to live a little longer. So that's pretty cool. So thanks. And we'll see you next episode. Podcast out.