Distractible - My Body Betrayed Me

Episode Date: May 31, 2024

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plan your trip at tnvacation.com. Tennessee sounds perfect. Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractable. This episode, Warty Wade, the ocular expert, wants revenge on his form for all its weaknesses. Pitchable Bob questions his facial accoutrements, but defends his manly form

and love of kin. Medically augmented Mark finds Speculum suspect, adores the idea of farming and masters his own mentality. From laser crushers to the best Batman. Yes! It's time for My Body Betrayed Me. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show. Hey everyone, welcome back to another episode of Distractible. I'm today's host, Wade.

Why? Because I won last episode where Bob and I competed, Mark hosted, and this one, those two are competing and I'm hosting. That's the way things work here. There was a bit of a ending to the last episode that I hope you all got to see and if you didn't I guess I won't say any more but if you did you know you know if you know you I y k y k today I've got a fun topic I guess I call it topic I guess I got a fun discussion to be had but uh traditionally before

we get to that I open the floor for the contestants to talk about what's going on in their lives And how they're doing so they don't pretty good. Hi. Yeah. Hey, what's up? I'm feeling Antagonized you should this episode's called marks never fucking winning when I host again, so like you should Are you kidding? All right, where is the title? Where am I looking? I am but Bob's definitely winning this episode Ah, hooray, but like it's gonna be fair and you have an equal chance to win mark I just predicting is there like a bet on this? Yeah, you want to bet me? I want you to put down Do I have my wallet? Nah, I don't have my wallet on me. Not technically in the Constitution. Hang on

We could probably do this. So I have a question and you guys both have some insight into this that I'm curious about I'm still wearing these glasses, yes? And I'm not a huge fan of them. They're heavy. I'm thinking about getting contacts. Mark, you've lived with contacts and you still wear contacts, right Wade? Yeah, I've worn contacts since like junior high. Because then I could just wear whatever gas station sunglasses I want.

I don't have to have prescription and this blah, blah, blah. And I can still wear those my purple glasses that I miss. I could just get those with non prescription lenses and then they're just be like, that's my look, it's my aesthetic. Should I should I get contacts or not? Tell me, sell me on it or don't tell me it's bad. I really like wearing contacts. However, like in my downtime, I still just wear glasses.

Like if I'm just like chilling around the house, I usually wear glasses because they're more comfortable. My eyes dry out a little bit. If I'm doing certain chores, like I was scrubbing the house, I'll usually wear glasses cause they're more comfortable and my eyes dry out a little bit. If I'm doing certain chores, like I was scrubbing the house not too long ago, we had to deep clean, scrubbing toilets, scrubbing shower floors, shower walls, like, you know, just the deep clean you have to do every once in a while.

I had my glasses on and just like, I've got no hair. I wasn't wearing a headband. So my sweat was just running, dripping, covering my glasses, making it hard to see. So I was like, so I put my contacts in, it was like, oh, this is much better. Or like, you know, playing sports, stuff like that. Like there's just times where wearing contacts

is so much preferred. Wearing headphones like these, sometimes like the sides of your glasses push into your temples a little bit and it's uncomfortable. Where's contacts, you don't deal with that. I definitely like wearing contacts, but I also like wearing glasses depending on the situation. But it's nice to be able to do both.

Aren't you like squeamed out by eye stuff me no oh god don't do that you want to see it closer no his fingers are definitely clean that's definitely a good thing to be doing right now no what is he doing wait you worked at an eye clinic eyes naturally clean themselves it's totally fine I licked my hands clean after I used the toilet before this typically you only want to do that for touching like a lot of splintered up wood so that way you have a high chance of like penetrating your eye with some wood splinters. Okay so if you can do that then you

should be fine putting in contacts I suppose. However I will say this as someone who has had a laser eye surgery put like lightning by him there's nothing greater than waking up and being able to see immediately. There I have had, you know, poor vision all my life and I have had, whether glasses or contacts, some form of corrective lens in front.

It is so divine, so divine to be able to just see and see perfectly. I see perfectly. I see incredibly well. My vision is better than it was with context. It's not like a comparative. You can get context that are really, really good. I see perfectly and I love it. And it's great. So if you were going to look into a no glasses thing, you can ask anybody that's gotten laser surgery,

except for people that it's gone horrifically wrong for. No one's apparently ever gone blind from laser eye surgery, so there's that. But it has an extremely high level of success. More than contacts if you go by statistics. More people, like about 200 people go blind from contacts a year. If you have an issue with contact lenses, I imagine like 99.9% of it is user error, like sleeping in your contacts

or putting in your contacts when they're dirty. I know when I was a teenager and I stayed over at a friend's house and I didn't want to sleep in my contacts, I was like, oh, I'll just get a glass of like tap water, put my contacts in, and then they'll stay nice and moist for the next day. Cause you know, tap water has nothing bad

that you can put in your eyes. So dumb stuff like that is probably a good portion of it. Or if you get something in your eyes and you don't take out your contacts. You did that and you're survived? I shouldn't have. Probably should have given myself like a brain worm or something. There was someone who had contacts and apparently didn't realize you needed to take them out.

So basically they just kept putting in more contacts. I've seen that. Yeah. And then some old contacts get like shoved up into the inner eye area. Yeah. So is this is reassuring you? I'm not eye squeamish, but that one made me real hard. That is just horrific. The worst thing I ever had happen with a contact lens is whenever one starts to like rip, because whenever it rips on your eye, you just feel like the jagged edge.

And it's like the most painful thing. It's like having the hair in your eye, but much worse. I've been wearing them, like I said, since junior high, which was what, like 2001, 2002, so like 22 years ago. I've had maybe four or five issues in that amount of time where I'm like, oh God, that's usually, like I said, like a ripped one, getting a hair under your contact lens can happen, that kind of sucks, but like you literally can have a solution

that you just rinse it off and put it back in. Yeah, well that's the thing too, Mark. I know you've got the, what's yours called? The smiles. The smile. I don't think there's anyone around here that does that or if they do it's not called that because I was looking I can't find A place in Cincinnati that does that which is shocking to me because I thought that was more that was more widely It's just fly to LA have Mark's doctor do it for us. We'll stay for like three days and fly home

Yeah, Mark you pay for that right what yeah the flights and the surgery. Thanks, bud. Thanks, bud. I'll play for the flights. I'll do the flight. I'll do the flight. You do the surgery. I'll do the flight. I'll get you out here. You'll do the surgery. You'll do the surgery. I'm with the doctor. The surgery. I'll do the surgery. I'll do the surgery. I'll fly you. I'll surge you. I got some tarps.

We'll put some tarps up. We'll do a little surge. Yeah, you need a lot of tarps. A lot of tarps. You know what, Mark? I'm going to give you bonus points for paying for eye surgery. Well, you sold me. Well, see, so this is the thing where I'm at the idea of the eye surgery because you showed us like that video thing of it as well that schemes me out way worse than just putting contacts in my eye every day and I don't know why. Well start with that then. But it sounds really nice to just be able to see. Oh it's so nice. Do you still have to like wear readers probably

like your mid 40s? That's what they said. Like, but that's probably everybody down the road. You'll either have to adjust your prescription or even if you do that, you know, might need bifocals or something like that because everyone's eyes start to degrade. So I think even if I was born with perfect eyes,

I would probably by that age start to need something else. I don't know this is weird. Cause I actually don't know this is something that even I haven't worked in an eye clinic, but I do know people that have eye surgery, usually in like your mid 40s or so, like you do need to have readers reading glasses. And also having LASIK does not stop you

from getting cataracts. So you might still have to have cataract surgery. Nothing stops that. That's just your lens fogging up over time. You'll eventually probably have to have cataract surgery if you live long enough. So those two things would still probably be necessary regardless of what you do.

But contacts are good. eye surgery is probably good. Just if you have really dry eyes, I know eye surgery can be a pain sometimes because your eyes do get a bit drier afterwards. No, not for me. I've never experienced it. I haven't had any of the side effects that they said would happen.

All the Starburst pattern stuff, which I had when I had contacts, really went away after the first few months. And I didn't really have any dryness. I put a lot of drops in afterwards. I put a lot of drops in during the recovery process for the first month. I was like, I was chugging through eye drops. But then after it healed up fully, I I haven't put eye drops in in forever. Sometimes late night, you know, gets dry.

But I think that's just through the day. You just I want to take away a point for you flexing your perfect body on Mark's eyes are so strong. It's unbelievable. I I when they measured it like a week after I got it I had 2015 vision. I have a sneaking suspicion It's either that or more nowadays because I can I can see forever in spot tiny details Basically firing lasers out of those shits right now Yeah tiny details. Basically firing lasers out of those shits right now. Yeah. The ability to zoom in on things is I can't overstate how cool that is. Can barely do that with my glasses on.

Oh no, no, I can, I can like 10 X like, Well I'm sold. Surge me Mark. Yeah. I would say like contacts aren't a bad idea, but also like I've thought about getting the eye surgery too. I just, the longer I wait, the less it feels like it's going to be worth it. But so I should just do it. It's great. It's expensive, but it's great. I don't know if that counts as small talk, but that's my small talk That's good. And it's not expensive if mark pays for it. So we're good

Yeah If marks gonna cover all my expenses and my recovery and feed me and let me live with him for you know X amount of time Maybe they can put me under and fix my deviated septum my eyes and my shoulder all at once They just take a big cartoon mallet and as soon as you go out Actually, they use it to knock you out and do the surgery at the same time. It's really convenient. Wafung!

That's how they do the smile surgery, a mallet? Smile! Waaam! There's a laser that comes out of the mallet when they swing it. You know what it felt like actually when I was doing the surgery because you know you got to, you're in a bed and they raise you up in the machine and you're looking at the light and it's like coming closer I had this like brief moment you know those hydraulic press videos where it's

like I was like they're gonna because you're going up towards the thing you lose all perspective it's so close it gets blurry and you hear the same sound because the bed needs to be raised like this like, ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo during the surgery and stuff and watching them. It was fine. Surgery was fine. A little scary, but whatever. They gave me Xanax beforehand. So it's got like I've seen it done from like the outside perspective. I do wonder what it's like to like watch those things go toward your eyes. It's scary. And then you're like, I have to look at this green dot and not move, or else my eyes will be horrible forever. I feel like my ADD would make me terrified of that, too,

because they'd be like, look at the thing. And I'd be like, oh, God, I feel like my ADD would make me terrified of that too because they'd be like look at the thing and I'd be like Oh God, you're fine. They suction your eye to it What if they suck all the juice out of my eye I need my jelly in there that's the point Yeah, no, I thought about that too because I'm like, oh man I really I got I started practicing before this or you like Like I could really gotta make sure I could focus looking at things Just practicing Mark sitting in his room like Huff huff huff huff

That's really what I was doing man I was like- I would look at a light and I'd go like Ugh! And then my eyes would start watering Like, ow! No! Don't move! Or you'll get bad vision! Ugh! What's on his Superman t-shirt is just like, I got this They didn't even tell me that they suctioned the eye I didn't know that happened until they raised it up You'll get bad vision. Puts on his Superman t-shirt and is just like, I got this. They didn't even tell me that they suction the eye.

I didn't know that happened until they raise it up and it goes, and I go like, my eye just got sucked. They put like the crazy saw looking clamp on there too. No, they didn't do the clamp. They didn't need to do that cause they sucked your eye to it. When they were doing cataract surgery here in Cincinnati, they had like this crazy contraption

to hold your eyelids open. That looked like something out of saw. It just like, it was fine, but it looks so barbaric because it's just this big metal thing that sits on your eye like peels your eyelid up. It's like that film. What's that film called? Clockwork Orange?

Yeah. I've never seen that. I've heard of that, but I've never seen it. I've never seen it, but yeah, that's exactly it. It's like some medical devices are still from the 18th century or something, like a speculum. Those things look positively unpleasant. They apparently are.

Not that I've ever experienced one, but everything I've heard about them is that they are really, really strangely old school for what they do. Why update the design? It's very human. It's very... for everyone to know, a speculum is used in gynecological appointments to observe the cervix. It spreads and holds things open. It sure does. It's like a little duck bill and when you press it, it goes BWAAAFFF. Looks really unpleasant. Apparently very unpleasant, so I'm sure any woman out there could probably attest to that. I think anyone who wants to do that should have to get speculum'd. Men gynecologists included.

Yeah, how do you think you get your prostate checked? FWAH! FWAH! Do they go in through the tip? Through the tip? My god! Wait, you got the best delayed jokes? Um, looks like a time bomb. It just takes a second to drill. No, I love- uh, what is that? Futurama. Then whenever I think about like colonoscopies or whenever one that comes up, it always makes me think of Futurama.

Because Fry's sitting there on like an exam table and Zoidberg holds up this huge like really thick camera cable and Fry's like, uh-huh. And he's like, uh-uh. I can tell you the one they use in my nostril was pretty small, but it still had an impact. So I'm glad they didn't have a thicker one. Oh yeah, man. I can't imagine a camera through the nose because that must've been like when they're at a NG tube in where they shove a through nose into your stomach.

Like it's got to be the similar width and that's not pleasant. The worst part wasn't even like the going in. So I don't know if you remember whenever we were recording in space, we had to have the COVID test like weekly three times or whatever it was. And then there was the one day where it was like the higher probe one that was like the- Oh yeah. So it was like that sensation and then they kept going which was awful. But then like once it got past that I didn't feel it like in my throat or anything.

The thing I didn't like was the spray. The numbing spray made it feel like the only part of my esophagus I could feel was like the very bottom of it. So I was like had the swallowing sensation. It kind of reminded me of the swollen uvula a bit. Cause it's just like, I kept feeling like I had to swallow. Like my swallowing felt wrong. Like I wasn't breathing properly or something. I don't know. It was uncomfortable.

The NG too is that for hours. It sucks. It's just like, oh, something in my throat. Oh, but speaking of that COVID test, did I ever tell you guys about when I went to Korea to film my mom's documentary, they were still doing COVID tests at the airport in Seoul. and I had done, you know, all of space every almost every day I think it was every other day. We had a COVID test and it was like and then you know on Friday It was like what you said the deep one

So I took a lot of COVID tests and then you know when I was swimming edge of sleep I did a lot of COVID tests Oh, I like I got really used to it to the point where they could jam it in my and then I had the NG tubes, they jam it in my nose and I wasn't even really blinking. And so I freaked the guy out at the Seoul Airport because they they don't give a shit. They're doing thousands of passes. They like jam right in but I'm looking at him and I'm like he's got through the glass with the rubber gloves like sticking through the glass to to get at you. Fun. And he jams it way up there and I don't even blink. I look him dead in the eye and don't even flinch when it's happening and he's just just poof. And usually, cause everyone going up there like, ARGH! Cause you just had it shoved in your nose. But I've had so many shoved in my nose that I just like dead stare at him.

And I'm not trying to stare him down, but after it goes in, he's like, literally one of those, what? And then he pulls it back out and shoves it deeper and then I go, ah! Fuck, why? Almost bashed into my brain and I'm like, jeez! That's the calibration for the test when the person flinches, you're far enough and you didn't flinch and he was like...

I think that's what it was! I really do think... You stared him in the eye and he's like, this son of a bitch, I'll show him. He thinks he's gonna it was. I really do think you stared him in the eye and he's like this son of a bitch I'll show him He thinks he's gonna beat me. No one makes eye contact with me while I don't swap them So that sucked but I have small talk that wasn't my small talk. Oh, okay. Yeah, I do if there's still time So I have a new hobby a new expensive hobby. Yeah, we know about the lenses. No, no, no, no, no No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no That's not as exciting as you're trying to make it seem. Well, come on! I am personally, I do think that's interesting because I'm interested exactly at what the infrastructure

for that is and how you set that. But like, to normal people, that's an even tougher sell than lenses. I'm gonna be honest. I'm gonna be honest. Oh, come on! I'm gonna let you cook here only because I filled up my Synology the other day.

I've had it for, I don't know, 10 years. I've had it for a very long time. And it's got 30 terabytes of storage. Last night I went to transfer some files, it's full up. Damn. So if you've got space for me, Mark, I'm in. Yeah, so I think, Wade, you'll like this because you know when I was doing

that whole hard drive stint, which people forgot about when the lenses took over, but I was doing a hard drive thing there for a bit. Yeah, when you were thunderstruck, whatever it was called. Yes, exactly, Thunderbolt. So I built a server that has 400 terabytes of storage, right, because I was like, I'm gonna future-proof this,

I had to win a whole hard drive kick. I got some refurbished hard drives. If there's one thing I love is that doing these hobbies and trying to find a good deal for them, because it's so expensive, a lot of these things, so I always try to find the good deal for it. So I bought refurbished hard drives, and in every way, that's a big no, no, no, don't do that.

But it just so happened in a specific situation that I did this, there was some cryptocurrency that was based on hard drives, which I talked about before, yada, yada, yada. But render farm is different because it's extremely difficult to get server infrastructure at a cheap price unless you just so happen to be in an era where everyone

with a data center is replacing their hardware with this new fancy AI bullshit hardware and they're throwing everything out at incredible discounts and you can find the most amazing server hardware ever on eBay for steep discounts. Okay, how much is a steep discounted 400 terabyte? Oh, you're not gonna like this. I'm talking like 50% plus discounts, right? How much is a 4090 right now, right? 49. Couple grand, isn't it? 2200 bucks or something?

4090s right now is like 2 grand, like around that. It's still very expensive. You can get some things with a 4090 in it, an entire CPU, RAM, like power supply, motherboard, case, all this shit for 2400 dollars. So 400 more than the card and a 4090 in there. 400 more than the card itself for the entire fucking computer with an NVM 2 terabyte NVMe it's got 64 look at this even my camera agrees You can get all that for $2,400 and that's that's that's still a lot of money

But you talk about getting a computer with a 4090 in it for that. Now here's the real kicker. That's just- Keep talking. That's just domestic level computer hardware, right? At steep discounts, because now is a better time

than ever in the history of forever to get a computer, because there are so many companies that are trying to clear shit out to get this new shit in. What do I search for on eBay for this? Give me some keywords what you want to look up on eBay is you want to find you want to find the specific server-grade? Processor that you want because what's happening is all these companies realize they need GPUs right now So actually GPU deals are hard to come by for work workstation level graphics But you can still get good deals because people are still trading trading out computers, but you can get like 64 96 128 core

processors in their server chassis with all with like a terabyte of RAM. I don't even know what you would do with a terabyte of RAM for like 80% off of the cost and they are perfectly functional very modern like only a year or two old but because every company in existence is trying to get rid of what they have and replace it with these bigger GPU based servers with like eight GPUs in them you can get the craziest shit you can get the craziest shit for so much less there's processors out there that are like $12,000. You can get you can get two of them. You can get two of them for like a 25% of the price, which is a lot. I haven't bought these. But this is why I'm like, now is the greatest time in the history of forever to build a render farm. I want to see your half a million dollar server setup. You don't need to spend half a million dollars. What was I just telling you?

I don't know, I had left. Oh yeah, you weren't here. Where did you go? I had important business to take care of. I'm with you, Mark. I see what you're laying down. Yeah, you see what I'm laying down? You see?

Well, so what, you're gonna buy, well, you're gonna lease space and just buy a bunch of secondhand servers and set up a render farm thing for cheap for people to use? No, just do it in my garage. If I have to lease space, that's gonna cost more money. But if I do in my garage, where's the car go? I don't- my car hasn't been in my garage for a year, man. Yeah, I mean, you know he had movie set in there and stuff or whatever. Yeah, I have a whole set in there.

But once that's gone, now the movie's done, I have space for everything. And I put- I put air conditioning in there because filming in there in the summer was such a pain because it wasn't air conditioned. So I put an oversized air conditioner in my garage so I can have a server rack in my garage. I can't believe you filmed the whole movie in your garage. I didn't realize that. I picked up a lot of shots in my garage. I was basically talking about it for the past year, wasn't it? He did talk a lot about that. Yeah, I feel like. Huh. That's crazy. You know what Mark points to oh there's someone so I want to build a render farm I want to get some sweet deals on some sweet computers and put them into my garage and I'm sure that buying this shit off of eBay is definitely reliable

well so you're saying eBay these companies aren't going out of business but they still probably like offload these to just like wholesalers or something right can you go to like in person auctions where this stuff would be even cheaper probably for sure I haven't scratched the surface of where these sales are I've only really just started looking and finding like incredible deals if anybody knows the secret ends of where to get this shit for the cheapest prices put it on the subreddit let me know about it I'm about to start a rendering revolution because online render services cost way too much. And if I can do it from home because I got solar panels.

So I don't even need the power from the electricity. Okay, man, if we have a zombie apocalypse, you're going to be able to film movies from your house. Mark's never going to have to stop making content. Yeah. One can only hope one can only hope. Anyway, that's my small talk. All right. Good small talk. I have other small talk. Okay. I have more small talk if there's an opportunity for it. Yeah. I mean make it quick because I'm on a, I'm on a timer now. I haven't talked about B 12 since we were talking about it before. Yeah. I was gonna say we talked about that before.

Is that a plane or a vitamin or something else? It's a vitamin. It's about it before yeah, I was gonna say we talked about that before is that a plane or a vitamin? Or something else it's a vitamin. It's a band. I'm familiar with the bg Anyway, b12 is a vitamin. It's actually the most complex chemically complex vitamin that humans need I didn't know that did you know that? I didn't know that no I didn't know that one of the few ones with cobalt in them Which is why it's called cobalamin is it a re is it a reaction chemical? What was that episode we just did? Research chemicals? Research not reaction. Reaction chemicals. No but this is a vitamin it's B12 everybody needs it and for some people there's starting to be research there's some people with ADHD

or maybe everyone in general can have a deficiency in B12 because it is not available in nearly any plant source at all except for seaweed. Can you just buy like a B12 supplement at the store? Like how hard is this? You can but there's actually a new version of it called methylcobalamin which is methylated cobalamin and the previous version as we talked about before was cyanocobalamin which is bound to cyanide. Oh right that's not great. It's fine you're never gonna take it in quantities enough that it would be a problem. But the problem is people think that the quantities with which the body needs, like cobalamin

or B12, is higher than necessary. Anyway, all I'm going to say is anecdotally, this is all anecdotally, I started taking B12 because I take ADHD medication. I switch from Adderall to Astars and then I started, like when I was working on the last leg of the movie, I started taking b12 every day and I gotta say Completely anecdotally completely anecdotally it did help It was actually a significant improvement in my ability to concentrate. There was also all the pressure of it So I can't say for sure it was exactly that, you know

I was still taking obviously a what is known as a controlled substance for my ADHD But it was still like I think there was a market improvement in my ability to like go through the day Concentrate focus have energy. It was really nice So there's a little evidence to that and I felt pretty good about it b12 plus like crack or whatever Does you take for your ADHD? Yeah, take some meth take some b12 really help It's not meth and you guys are perpet meth, and you guys are perpetuating a stigma. You guys are perpetuating a stigma. I was not commenting on your ADD medicine.

I was commenting on the methylcobalamin. Methylcobalamin is just a fancy name for a form of B12. It's readily available. I might order some. It's nice. I do think it's good. And I don't know about taking too much of it. I haven't noticed my body exploding in any capacity,

so I have no idea, but I seem to be OK. Markiplier B leaves in B12. You heard it here first, not sponsored. Yes. Cool. Points for boldness. Points for boldness. What if it was a B?

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you guys both got some segue points and then I should take them back away because Mark just kept going. But a lot of the talk early on has been about stuff with our body. And this episode is about how our bodies are betraying us. Not necessarily because we're getting older, that is an episode topic we could have,

but I mean, even when we were younger, our bodies have betrayed us. We can talk about this more in depth, but the thoughts I had, Mark, obviously you can't drink. That's been a thing you've dealt with. I have an allergy to a specific medication that made me break out into hives, and then my like near passing out thing that just happened.

We've all needed to wear glasses and stuff over the years because our eyes just aren't good enough. I wanna talk about our bodies and how they're betraying us and how we're gonna get back at them. I get back at mine every day, you kidding me? Yeah, I mean, I did have a good segue for that with the methylcobalamin. I mean, Bob started this off talking about eyes

and wanting to talk about like eye surgery and stuff, which was a great, I was like, dude, what a great segue. And then, yeah, Mark, you were coming back with the eyes and then you started talking about server stuff. It was like, ah, that's less body. But then you went to B12, it's like, well, B12. So yeah, let's talk about the horrible things our bodies have done to us and how they've betrayed us and failed us over the years. So like I said, for me, uh, I was playing lost dark as a healer and, uh, heard the horrible

popping noise that athletes describe. And in my very athletic mouse movement as a healer I felt the pop of my slapped hair, my horrible astigmatism and vision, my stupid reaction to having some spray and a camera down my nostrils yesterday or whenever it was where I was just like turning pale and falling over. This body has failed me. Look, bald. I thought that was a choice. Choice on the sides. Are you looking for us to be antagonistic towards our body? I feel like they don't necessarily have to be. I was, but you can be nice about it. I was just gonna say, I don't really blame my body for, you know, what we're dealing with over here on my end. The eyes thing is not great. To at least some extent, the rest of my issues, I feel like, you know, I have my hand in that. I don't work out. Feels

like I don't ever work out, but I do sometimes. It's just my hand in that I don't work out feels like I don't ever work out but I do sometimes it's just not nearly enough I don't eat very healthy I give my body fights pretty hard considering the odds that I've given it particularly healthy person I smoked tobacco when I was younger I don't drink alcohol anymore that's one thing I do but I feel like I feel like he's doing his best you know know, like just trying his best, you know I'm ready to talk about how my body betrayed me Specifically my brain. Let me tell you something. I know I've talked about the things we always talking about before but I do think Imagine how unstoppable I'd be without ADD

Would you do you feel like it would stifle your creative side if you didn't have that or something? Do you feel like it would change you in a way that would affect how you see things and like what you make or how you go about things? Because I do feel like I don't like that I'm so unfocused and that it's a struggle and I'm still trying to work out like ways to help myself deal with that and be more consistent with stuff. But I don't think I'd be the same person if I wasn't as completely all over the place and like ADD as I am. I don't know. I feel like it would be a whole different person. For sure. For sure. Which is why I don't actually want to like blame my body. There is a thing

like I always say, when I got diagnosed for ADHD, my life only improved for the better. But also I think a lot of what I am and who I am comes from, you know, this, this mentality of just like, Oh, I think the way I do, therefore I am the way that I am even if I trying to be more focused. That's like, it's a fun goal to have, I guess not fun, but you know, it's a goal to have. I just, I do think though that the medication has helped in, in a significant capacity, all supplementation aside. I don't think that I would be able to do the things that I wanted to do without it. Not that I, that's, I always hate saying that,

but there's certain reliance on medication that is difficult, which is why I wanted to switch off of Adderall for so long. I knew that it was getting in the way more than it was actually helping, and there was kind of almost an unhealthy reliance on it. I wondered about that when I was when I was on Adderall. And I was wondering like, is it is it me that's actually like pushing to do these things?

Or is it this medication? Not that it's like a magic bullet. But you know, it's it's the fact that when you first get diagnosed and you first you're like on some of your like, yes, this is great answers all my problems. And then you realize like, it's not an answer to all your problems and shelf to do a lot of things in supplementation to it which is why I when I found this new medication that's why I like it so much is because not only does it not feel like I'm not myself it actually feels

like I'm more myself and I'm able to actually sleep in and work at it but it also feels like all it does and all I've ever wanted it to do is just kind of clear the sandpaper feeling when I'm doing something I don't want to do. Like, so long as I can get that actual physical pain and magnetic magnetic repulsion from doing the things I want to do, that's what I want to do. So I never like to blame it too much or also praise it too much. But I, at the same time, finding that balance is a lifelong pursuit. So what was the question? I forget. Wade's, Wade, I'm just ignoring Wade's topic at this point, I guess. But you know what I watched recently? There was a Smart Every Day YouTube channel put out a video recently about his experience in photographing the eclipse that recently happened. He was, he had a friend who's all about totality who's like, I don't, I assume

he's an astronomer or something, but he's like huge on totality eclipses and has seen and was like really hyped for the totality that happened during the previous, the most recent one. They took a physical, they took a film camera picture of the stages of the eclipse on one exposure. And it's very cool. The picture is unbelievable because it's literally one piece of film that they just repeatedly exposed with a, they timed it very particularly and they perfectly have this perfectly spaced phases of the eclipse and then totality.

And it like, it looks like a Photoshop thing, right? Where you accumulate, you aggregate a bunch of pictures together, but it's literally just one piece of film, they just did it, captured it perfectly. The whole episode is about how in depth that his his colleague was excited about this and they work together and they set up all this stuff. And the only thing that it made me think is, God, I wish I liked anything as much as this guy is excited about this one photograph he's taking.

And I always have this internal thing where I'm like, well, I can't stay focused. I have passion for things, but my ADD ruins it. And I can't tell if that's just me making excuses, or if it's really just that it's a different kind of because it's not it's not like a hyper fixation for him It was a genuine like joy of joys tears welling in his eyes Like I don't feel like I get that in life It do you feel like when you're now that I don't know how you feel about where you are But you have like treatment pretty balanced and obviously you just did the movie which was a whole stretch Do you feel like that has changed when you have your ADHD better managed? Or do you feel like that's not related to that? I've just always

been curious because I've always felt this. Like I can't, I don't stay, I don't stay focused on one thing for long enough to get just like deeply passionately into it for like weeks, months, years at a time. I just keep moving from thing to thing. I think that definitely it helps to have that longer term relationship with the thing that you are obsessed with because before, like before I got in any kind of medication, it was very much just like I wasn't able to latch on to anything besides World of Warcraft maybe. But even that felt more like an addiction than like a passion. Like one of my biggest concerns on Adderall was that I didn't feel that kind of passion.

I felt like I could do things, but not that I- not that I was actually interested in it. It was just like, okay, I can do things, but I don't know why. I lost a lot of that, like, really connection to things. But now that I'm on a star and I'm able to actually manage it better, and I'm aware of myself and my body and my brain, and like the habits that I have, I feel like I can get more of an attachment to things and feel more passionate about things like I mean, you've seen it probably with like hard drives. Hard drives are probably the most boring shit than anybody can imagine. I got genuine joy and excitement every time I read something new about hard drives or figured something out or I puzzled something out.

Same with lenses. Once I had it in front of me and I could really chase it. These are all like four month cycles or four to six month cycles so they're longer term and now when I was looking at it and it's all in relation to the problems that revolve around the main thing that I like which is the filmmaking. All of this, all those things are just side effects of the main pillar that I like which is filmmaking and I didn't choose to be like I'm going to really love hard drives. It's just like hard drive was a problem. But answering the problem was what was really rewarding and really felt good about it.

And so that passion getting into it is just a result of the main passion that I had that I've been keeping on for a very long time. I don't know if that answers your question, but it it very much is like there has to be that core pillar, I think, because, you know, the eclipse might be what that guy really, really, really loves and that's like the core of it. And then that leads to the obsession of like, how can I capture this in a way that no one else has with a film camera and re-exposing it? And then seeing the result of that work enhances your main goal of the eclipse.

And that's what can lead to like it being so beautiful that you're crying or like you said, and yeah, so everything is just like comboing together, I suppose. That's our reporter in the field, Mark. Thanks, Mark. Yeah, thank you. And it's all thanks to drugs. Back to you. I got a lot of methylcobalamin to take. A lot of research chemicals over here, guys. Anyway, I'm still not mad at my body, Wade. I feel like I don't share your antagonism towards my body, even though my body is causing this thing

that we were just talking about. But I wanna feel that about something. And it sounds really bad, because I have like a family, a kid and a wife, and I'm not saying I don't feel a very deep and serious love towards them and for them. But like, yeah, the passion for something that I'm choosing to do or like a hobby is different for me than like family. Family is constant and it's always there and that is not.

I was confused because you said like, I don't hate my body, but I don't want to feel that about something. I have a family. No, yeah. Well, I just said this when I think about this and bring this up, I always feel awkward because it's like, I'm not trying to say, I don't love my family. I'm looking for something to actually care about. But as far as hobbies and stuff go, I feel like I just go from thing to thing. It feels like it's hard to stick with anything because once the initial excitement wears off of like, oh, this is new, I've never had a thing where I was so passionate that I was

like, I'll stay, I'm going to keep staying excited about this for years and years. I don't know either. For me, it's video games. And I don't even stick with those. Like, I switch video games a lot. It's like, I'll really enjoy a game. I'll play the heck out of it. And then I get tired of that game. And it's kind of like I'm in a funk till the next one comes around. It's like I've really been in love with video games. So I'm trying to get back to playing basketball a little bit.

I've got like some Lego sets to build. I don't really care about collecting. I do like building like Legos and stuff like that. Like I enjoy the building process. Then like once it's done, it's like I don't care to look at my finished product. Like whatever, just give it away. I don't at that point. I like Mark's solution. I think you're right, Mark.

I need more drugs in my life. Yeah, I think you need more drugs. If you guys learned a lot about me in the last episode, is that I like to complain and be mad. That's a very me thing. So being mad and complain about my body is definitely on brand. Well, I'm just sorry. I'm sorry. I don't share your sentiment. I'm trying to participate in your topic, but I feel like I'm just a, just an excuse making.

You only get mad at fridge deliveries, not yourself. Hey, listen, they just, they, they knew something that I didn't know about how wide gates can be. Okay. So. I think growing up, I had like a low self-esteem for no particular reason. It's not like I was an ugly kid or anything. Like I feel like I was like looking back. I was like, okay, you sure you sure about that? You're sure. Are you sure you weren't an ugly kid? Are you sure I had a phase where like my ears looked huge. I was wearing like I got my first pair of glasses and they were like some horrible looking glasses come out with my ears. I look it sounds like he knows the truth mark. I did look terrible for a couple of years. I don't know looking back. I was like, you know, wasn't that bad. But at the time it's like, Oh God, I hate myself. It was just a teenager thing. Getting the receding hairline early on was definitely painful. Like that was tough. Like high school college having like the receding hairline in the back and everything did not like that. But you know, I just think about stuff like being really sick on vacation, taking my medicine. And

then I was trying to cure my illness. This one teaspoon of medicine broke me out into hives for five days, and hives, if you've never had them, are one of the worst things you can experience. I feel like I have had multiple illnesses and injuries, but hives were pretty bad. I don't know, worse things. Worst things you can experience? I'm sure, like, you know, cancer, there are worse things, but of like non life-threatening horrible things of Relatively harmless things that you can experience. Maybe they are pretty unpleasant I won't compare it to like cancer something I've never been through but of like of like non life-threatening horrible things

Like I fractured my wrist the slap tear I would take those over the hives I probably wouldn't take concussions over the hives even though they didn't bother me as much but long-term effects can be worse for concussions but concussions bad. Like just in my mind of the torturous horrible things my body's been through over the years hives is like always the first one I think of or whatever that's worth. It was just four days of non-stop everything itching, can't sleep, can't do anything because all I want to do is scratch all day all night all I can think of is how itchy my whole body is from head to toe I don't know like the worst part of a bug bite like when it's at its itchiest it was that sensation all over for four straight days

that sucked I've got a thing where my body betrays me that I just realized that I should talk about and you hate it and you're angry yes I do hate it and I am angry about it yes maybe someone can diagnose me I love it when people on the internet diagnose me for things that I have so I have this thing where the front Muscle on my right calf like my shin But it's the muscle that goes along the right if my right leg along the right side of it going down towards the foot So that muscle whatever that muscle I can't remember in anatomy What it was every single time that I do any kind of exercise where I have to lift my Front of my foot on that leg and that muscle gets used like to pull up my toes or something like that

If I do it too much or in any like excessive capacity it will hurt for a week for a week straight that Muscle, I don't it's not running. It's not like I'm doing a lot It's if I'm driving and I lift my foot to go from gas to brake if I drive for too long in a car That doesn't have cruise control. I will be in agony for a week because that muscle Really really sucks according to web WMD you're dying this might gross people out But I used to have a wart here And I took a pair of tweezers and toenail clippers and I cut it and tore it and ripped it out. What the fuck? That's not what you're supposed to do with that. No,

but I was like in high school and I for some reason here was my thought process. I was like, listen, I'm pre-law. I want to shake a lot of important hands one day and what if they're left-handed and they touch my wart and they're grossed out and I ruin a relationship. So I've got to get rid of this. I better do it now. I could probably just cut it off. And so I did. Wouldn't recommend anyone do that.

I'm sorry for the uneasiness I probably just caused, but I did literally just- This is a horrible, horrible. I did literally do that to myself. Did you have any bad fallout from that? And also, did it hurt? No, I ran the tweezers under the tap before I started digging in so it was very clean. Oh perfect. All right cool I wanted a sterile environment for my surgery dodge that cannonball. It was very painful

I will say it was very painful to do that was maybe a sign from your body about what you were doing. Your body was all, whoa, whoa, hey. Well, and you were like, shut up. Wasn't taking no for an answer for my body on that one. I was like, it's going and there's nothing you could say or do. I think you betrayed your body at that point. I'm pretty sure you're the traitor. Yeah, no, that's that's that's you.

That's definitely a betrayal on your part. That's right. Yeah, I did that and I feel kind of bad about it. I've never been very flexible and I know that's a thing you can improve, but I feel like I have low points in that stat and it's really unfortunate. I could probably get better, but there's definitely a limit on how flexible I could be. I don't think that really hurts me in my day-to-day life or anything, but I just wish I was, you know? My overlooking things? Is my body doing stuff to me that I'm not even considering right now? Probably. Get a doctor to look at you. I see a doctor regularly and they're always like,

ah you're fat but that's all right maybe lose some of that and I'm always like, I'm trying man. Not trying that hard but I am trying. Bob I envy your forgiveness of your body. Mark and I understand the self-hatred of our bodies failures ever since I discovered the weakness of my flesh It disgusted me we were wondering what would break first our body or our spirit is our spirit or our body I think he says I'm sure we're just being saved before he breaks Batman's back spirit or body or body or spirit No one cares. Is that important? Why you keep quoting the worst Batman? your spirit no one cares is that important why you keep quoting the worst Batman what no in no universe is Christian Bale the worst Batman no that movie of those three the worst of the Dark Knight trilogy maybe sure okay okay so an A tier movie that's not A plus like the first two you

know what I would say I would say that the first one in three are A's and Dark Knight is an A+. You mean Dark Knight Rises? No, no. Dark Knight is the Joker one. That's the A+. Dark Knight Rises is the third movie, right? It's Batman Begins, Dark Knight, Dark Knight Rises. Yeah, I like Christopher Nolan's movies to some degree. All three of those I think are fantastic movies. I think the third one is a very underrated movie. Alright, I was about to shit on the first one, but okay.

You shit on the first one, but I still think it's a good movie. Yeah, that's fair. Never mind. I withdraw. Here's a weird question. Did the actress who played... Oh god, what's her name? Rachel. Did the actress who played Rachel change between one and two, or is my memory failing me right now? It did. It's Maggie Gyllenhaal in the first one, right? In the second one, that's Maggie Gyllenhaal.

Okay, that's the... Yeah, I can't remember the name of the actress in the first one, but uh, Kitty Holmes? I think that's right. Yeah, cause she was married to Tom Cruise at the time, and I believe that there was some personal issues that were going on. I love my wife! I love my wife! Yes, yes, and then they got divorced.

Wait, what does that have to do with the Batman movies? That's why she wasn't in the second one. Cause she got divorced from Tom Cruise and he- It'd be going into gossip to like exactly say, I know for certain this is why. Oh, I see what you're saying. I know I see. I believe that there were some many personal issues

going on behind the scenes. Such a gossip, Mark. Goodness me. It's me. Mark's our celebrity insider. That's me, yeah. Actually, sure. He's even got the microphone.

It's me, I know. I'm inside their house. M! exclamation point tonight with Markiplier. Could be, in a few years, if things go real downhill. No, it doesn't, you don't even have to change it. It's just E. It's perfect. I'm gonna wrap up this catastrophe of an episode.

It's a catastrophe because of me, not you guys. For those who don't know out there, I've got someone in my house working on things right now and they showed up 40 minutes early, 30 minutes early. I got, I literally stepped away to take a call. They're like, they'll be there in 30 minutes. I was like, oh, perfect. And they showed up five minutes later.

No, that wasn't great. I kind of have to wrap for that reason, but also like, I don't know. I feel like we've covered some of our body things and this will also leave stuff open for more discussion later on. Small talk was great today. I have a lot of small talk points.

Any final things y'all wanna say about bodies before I wrap it? If there's one thing I know for sure about bodies, it's that they love to hit the floor. And you should let them, according to that one song. Bob, you've got points for eyes. It looks like it says adhesive, but I think it says advice.

Eye complaints? That's gonna be the thing you said you're never gonna be able to read segue body unfair IDK ADHD not mad mark. I wrote down free eye surgery. That's right. You're giving us free eye surgery Yes, you know it. So you got points for paying for our eye surgery. Yep strong eyes Something that looks like it says Schlunny. You guys need some goddamn handwriting books or something like this is a this is an outrage. Bold points. Hold the mic points. B12. I can hold my mic look. ADHD, a der. A der.

Oh, advice. Drugs in all caps. And then someone got three points for Morik Garage? I talked about my garage, I guess. It's a good thing you wrote all that down. I think I said at one point, I'm gonna give someone three points. So I wrote down someone and gave him three points. So not Mark, but not me also.

That's fine, I guess. I feel like you wrote down a lot more things for mark still than you did for me you know it's funny you say that let me count the points mark you got five ten twelve points from all those things I said that seems like a lot more Bob you actually have 13 points oh never mind fuck wow that's how you do that well I can understand why you have such a hard time reading it now. Man, it's really hard to fit the description by the points there, but that's the way I do it. I can even go back.

That's how I've been doing it for a while. I believe you. Just you can use like the whole page. My episode notes are like pages. You can turn the page. I like counting my points real nice and quick. Hey, we didn't say our systems had to be good. We said to have written systems.

I mean, if you could read what you just wrote in the last 15 minutes, that would be... You should be very careful complaining, Bob. You are winning. I just, I'm always blown away by how much of a hard time you have with reading because it's not like, like hard words. Sure. But the old reading would be like like reguanakanstim it's not me it's this pen this pen just writes real sloppy like

oh you need some better pens dude yeah i got the sloppy pen well we talked we i talked about pens on an episode you got to get some of these these cool ones i want to go back to when gel pens were the cool thing i want to get some gel pens this is a gel pen this is just one of those pens that writes and look look how bad it writes look at that. This is the the uniball one the handwriting that this pen did I left all that space for more points You guys could have earned so many points today

All I know is I said at the beginning that mark wasn't gonna win this episode that turned out to be true So mark, how much did you bet against me? I think you bet you won eye surgery plus expenses I actually bet on myself to lose so I'm coming up big. I owe myself twice the money I bet myself. Wow that's good math. Well congrats on that Mark Congrats on winning your bet and not winning the episode. Do you want to tell us a speech about that? Sure absolutely I'll say it in a sentence. I was about to say a song and I don't want to do that. A song that you have to rhyme. Oh, you can sing a song buddy. Go ahead. Oh

I am so grateful for the opportunity to participate today. Even though I did not come out on top It was very fair and there was no bias in any way shape or form. When'd you wink at shape? I didn't wink. Okay I mean you're right there was no bias I don't have time for bias today man I was only half here for the episode. Bob you won spectacularly deservedly never more fairly in the history of this episode every point you got honestly you probably deserved an extra one for but it was fair there was definitely no bias shown and you won. So you want to give a winner speech?

I feel like that's the same thing you were saying that I was saying about Bob in the last episode. Oh, was it? It sucks, man. It feels good to win. Thank you, Wade, for doing that handshake deal. Mark, I just want to let you know, you have been saying repeatedly since the Council the council of distractible that handshake deals are outlawed I checked handshake deals are outlawed during council episodes and during boat episodes but in normal episodes we are a hundred percent still allowed to execute any kind of handshake deals we so please there is no reason that we can't continue to make and honor them

and I appreciate you Wade I gave you literally nothing and you gave me a win just for asking and Mark that's what you get for leaving the room, I guess. Yep. Somehow I should never have gone to where I did go. And Wade was gone for a long time today. I still find time to shake like a wet dog. I shake. Amen. Anyway, I felt like Mark really up class me today in a lot of ways but if I was here for it he might have won but apparently I earned the win in my own special way not with skill or talent I

did write down a lot of things I must have given you more points for some of the things you said and just him one point for everything I wrote I did have a lot of notes for him yeah like a lot of mark notes and like several of mine that were way less than him. But fair is fair. I did give you a lot of points early on though. I gave you like four points to start with for the segue for... I was like, dude, body stuff right off the bat, eyes. What a great topic like for today. So you did get like a good head start there, Bob. Take that, Mark. And someone, congrats on your third place finish. Whichever one of you it was out there, congratulations. Whoever you think you are on the subreddit you can put your third

place speech if you'd like. For now, that's Bob. You can find him at my skirm. That's Mark. You can find him at Markiplier. I'm Wade. You can find me at LordMinion777 or Minion777, I don't know where you're looking. We have merch at DistractableStore.com. Interesting way to say it. Very creative. Distractablestore.com. There's stuff and things you can get. Stay tuned for the next one where Bob, who won this episode fairly and squarely, probably the most fair win of all time, honestly. We'll host the next one. Thank you all for joining us. Stay tuned for that one. Until then, podcast out.