Distractible - Naming 100 Women

Episode Date: May 27, 2024

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and welcome to Distractable. This episode, Moriband Mark sets up his pals for a speed run so they rip on his Swiss spelling. Well-heeled Wade takes a proboscis pounding and rages over rule calls. Bibulous Bob receives minor domestic abuse as Baby James chooses violence. Then finger wags at Wade's willfulness. From top secret aquatic antics to fighting talk.

Yes! It's time for Naming 100 Women. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to Distractable, the only podcast you ever need in your life. But you can have others if you so choose to disappoint us. Thank you for not disappointing us today, even if you do it a little bit later or if you just were done disappointing us. We're glad you're here. Or at least I am. I can't speak for my lovely co-host or collaborators or competitors.

I am Mark, but they are Bob and Wade. Hello. Also, I'm moving the boxing ring. Bob and Wade. It's a half flooded boxing room. Also our move in the boxing ring, Bob and Wade. It's a half flooded boxing ring. And underwater boxing would be pretty cool. I'm not going to lie. It would be so hard to throw a good punch in underwater. It'd be very technique based. Yeah. What was the movie?

There was a movie that did a whole underwater fight scene, but it was a comedy, right? So they started like getting out of a car that fell out or they fell into a river or something. They were still punching and then one punch and they went through like saloon doors and over a table that was underwater and then like the punch the other guy knocked into a group of four cowboys playing a card game underwater. It was very funny. I liked a lot, but that's not what we're here about. How are you guys doing?

Is that what we're here about? Yeah. How are you doing? Pretty good. I went to an ENT recently, so I've been losing my voice a lot this year and it turned out I have just having some allergy issues. So I got some allergy meds, but I had scheduled an ENT appointment just in case to make sure my throat was okay. I've also been screaming a lot. Lethal Company and some other various horror games I've been playing a bunch of.

I just like find myself screaming like a banshee and keep losing my voice. I went to the ENT and they were like, all right here. I was like, what? They're like up my nose. I was like, oh God, what was that? They're like, they left. I'm making that up. I don't know how it happened, but it sprayed some stuff down my nose. They're like, this is this for the camera. I was like, Oh, I'm not camera ready. And then they brought in this like long thing, shoved it up my nose. They're like, all right, let's take a look. All right. Looks pretty good. Say E. E. Oh, there's your vocal cords see they're good I was like yeah great like I'm gonna go the other nostril no why and

they shoved it in that nostril he's like oh look you have a deviated septum I was like oh I thought I had like nasal polyps he's like oh you might have before but you definitely have a deviated septum and it's uh I guess that should take the swelling down whatever they spray but it didn't so he's like yeah that you might need surgery let's give it a couple months on the allergy meds we'll come back and we'll see oh okay they pulled the tube out the dude sat down he's like so what do you do for a living and started asking a bunch of random questions I was talking

to him I was like oh I don't feel so good I was like trying to answer his questions I felt like I was gonna throw up and finally I was like shut up I need garbage can I need to throw up take me me somewhere. Doctor, I'm gonna be sick. Can you help me? Shut up. Help. And then he and Molly looked at me and they're like, oh, he's gonna pass out. He's done. And I was like, I am? I just need to throw up. I promise. And Molly's like, oh my God, your lips, your face, you're so pale. Your lips are white. I was like, lips are white.

No, I just need to throw up. And he came over, he's like, leaning me back. And he's like, no, what you need is to lean. But here, you need to throw up. He handed me this tiny little tray. I was like, dude, I'm a projectile vomiter. If you gave me this tray, this is going all over the room. There's no way this can contain the, oh, goodbye. And then, I don't know, I kind of leaned back. I felt like my whole head,

I felt like the square part of my face, I could feel. The rest of my head just felt like it was removed for a minute. It was a really weird sensation. And then I was just kind of like half out of it for about 10 minutes. I was like, all right, I guess you knew what you were talking about. I don't need to throw up. I needed whatever that was. And Molly just kept talking about how like white my lips were and stuff.

But I guess something happened in my body just did not like either the meds or something. So what? And then the doctor was like, huh, that was weird. And then left. He actually did leave. He turned out. He's like, I'm gonna was weird and then left he actually did leave he turned out He's like I'm gonna turn down the lights put like a cloth on my forehead He's like I'll be back and then he just left I heard him go talk to the next patient I was like, but I want if I'm dying and the nurse popped in she's like, how you feeling?

I was like, I don't know. Okay, I guess the great then closed the door knows just Molly and I great great my Wait, that was a pretty mixed answer, you know five or ten minutes doc comes back and he's like, oh, thank god You're out in jeopardy. I'll hang out again. Let's talk some more like man fair weather doctor It had to have happened before he had to have seen it. Apparently it happens all the time. They said okay Well all the time, maybe that's too many times. Maybe you should switch switch medicines yeah every time i do something to one of you people you're like oh i'm passing out people like is it you and i'm like i don't think so do they have the protocol they had the dim the lights lean you back get you the cloth on the forehead and if you're bitching about throwing up they hand you a bucket so did he say what that was i said some people just react that

way i guess could be from stress or reaction to the medicine or just like, because it's an unusual thing to put your body through. Sometimes people like, it's kind of like when you get your blood drawn, if some people get their blood drawn, feel queasy and like pass out. No, there's a very specific reason for that, that they pass out is because they just took a whole bunch of your blood. They scooped out your blood and your blood is what you need. I don't know, because I get queasy when I watch it happen, but if I don't watch it happen,

I'm fine with blood draws Yeah, but they pass out because they got less blood is that's pretty much the only reason Well, apparently shoving camera tubes down my nose into my throat is what gets me Can I just say I'm not a doctor so I don't appreciate all the nuance to whatever happened to you and whatever and I'm sure They see it all the time I fucking hate when doctors do that and because you can never tell if it's if it's that they see it so much and they're like ah you're fine I know what that is or or if they're like oh I have no idea why that happened oh he seems fine now but you can never tell I don't care if the news is scary I don't care if it's if the

doctor's like well I only you know we only kind of understand tell me every all the information I know some people are like oh don't tell me it freaks me up he didn't even talk to me he's like looked at Molly's like ah he's going I'm going where tell me what am I doing where am I going this fucking guy there he goes he's disappearing ha man I just can't stand it cuz doctors have done that to me in so many different scenarios where they're just like, Oh, don't worry about that. I'm like, there's blood coming out of him. What do you mean? Don't worry. Like, ah, it should stop on its own. It'll stop eventually. Where, why is it? And

they're like, nah, you don't need to know why the guy would like to know why ultimately it wasn't that bad at the end, but like in the moment it was just like, I felt very nauseous. I was like, dude, I thought that was leading to you just being like, Oh, and I got nose cancer or just like, I felt very nauseous. I was like, dude. I thought that was leading to you just being like, oh, and I got nose cancer or something like. I hope not. I do have a deviated septum that apparently needs surgery, which I feel so validated. I've been telling people that I've had issues breathing.

Like I can only ever breathe through one nostril and like everyone in like Twitch streams and stuff, they're like, that's normal. Most people, you can only ever actually breathe through one nostril at a time. And I was like, that doesn't feel right. Cause I've occasionally had it clear up. I'm like, oh, clarity. And it's normal. Most people, you can only ever actually breathe through one nostril at a time. I was like, that doesn't feel right. Cause I've occasionally had it clear up. I'm like, oh, clarity.

And it's gone. Don't most people have like kind of a deviated septum? It's like, it's like your eye. You can have a dominant nostril. You breathe in more through one than the other, but like a lot of people have deviated septum. Sure. Not to the point where you feel like you can literally only ever breathe through one nostril. Like playing sports for like, as long as I can remember, I must've had this.

Cause like playing sports and stuff. I remember like the coach would be like, all right, you want to put your hands above your head, breathe through your nose. And the heat of the moment I was like, dude, I am not getting enough oxygen doing that. I need more oxygen. Oh, thank God.

There's the air. And like, I've just always felt like people have, like something was wrong with me where it's like, is my lungs bad? Like, why don't I get enough oxygen breathing through my nose? And now it's like, ah, because one side is literally blocked

because the septum is just sitting there pushed up against it where there's tiny little, like he could barely get the camera, like when he was looking at the camera at that side, it was like there was two little tiny holes then just pressed up against like that almost. And the other side was just like, oh yeah, sure. Look at that, look at that real estate, man.

There's acres. Look at this cavernous septum over here. Oh my God. Where is the wall? So it was like mansion on one side and I don't know, Harry Potter's broom closet on the other is how my nostrils are set up. It's a closet under the stairs, okay?

Don't make the reference. Oh, whatever. Whatever it was. Small. Yeah, small. All right. Well, that's super sad for you. And the fact that you didn't get a resolved is really disappointing.

And I'm so sorry. I haven't had the septum surgery yet. I also still haven't had my shoulder surgery. Remember that the slap tear I still have. Is there like a discount if you get it enough all at once? I'm hoping to get a combo meal where I can just be like, yeah, can I get a side of a slap tear surgery with a helping of deviated septum, a large, a large. It's like, it's like a, it's like the, the board game operation.

You get like a special if they just open you up all at once and do everything. I need to find one more. It's a buy two, get one free. Yeah. They call that an ENTS, you know, your nose, throat and shoulder doctor. They definitely, they definitely exist. That's great. Wade. You're suffering or earns you points. Just so you know. Well point. I've just never like almost I didn't fully black out or pass out, but I definitely was at the point where I was like if I stand up right now there is no chance that I am going to remain standing. But like I was still conscious and aware what was going on even

whenever the doctor like was clearly thinking that he should talk to Molly instead of me about what was happening. Well you weren't there. You were half translucent. So it's like, I don't feel so good, dog. I think we're gonna throw up. He's leaving. He's going. He's gone. He could go all the way. All right, Bob, how much suffering you've been through? Oh, uh, I robbed three people. I stole five cars. You cause suffering. Oh, victim. That's good. That's a good reference. Brian Reagan jokes. Always work, victim. That's good. That's a good reference. Brian Regan jokes always work for Mark. Just trying to get those suck up points. Oh, no suffering.

James is talking a lot. He's good. Honestly, he's been sleeping pretty good this week and stuff. So like, I think the biggest thing is he's getting stronger. He's getting stronger, but he's not getting better about understanding what violence is. So it's not really his fault. This is not even that recently, just Wade's suffering reminded me of this I guess. We took him to an event and he got like a toy at this event basically. It was a dump truck toy and he loves dump trucks. We made the mistake of

he got that right at the start. Like we got there, went to the first area, he got that immediately. He did not have any interest in doing any of the rest of this whole event we were at, where you could like sit in a helicopter and look at, it was like trucks and things. It was very cool. It was like emergency vehicles and fire truck. He had his little dump truck toy and we were like, look buddy, let's get in line. You could sit in a tractor and you can, and you can sit in this medevac helicopter and look at all this stuff. I was, I was holding him and I was like I'm gonna take this toy and we're gonna go get a picture of you sitting on a tractor and I took this I

grabbed the toy and I pulled it and he was kind of like yeah what and I was like nah well I'll give it back like I took I took the thing I got it away from him and he full body full length of his arm wheeled back and like right on like my cheekbone perfectly solid contact he smacked the shit out of me and even I was there with Mandy and Rin, friend Rin like even they he did that and they were like whoa are you okay like yeah that was a real man. He's very strong and he kicks and smacks Way above his weight class. Damn. That's not exactly uh surgery but did he laugh afterwards? Did he like He was very unhappy. He did that and was like kill you. I know where you sleep

He takes like a bottle off the table breaks it like holds it at you I can climb stairs now Yeah, no, I he's a it's wild talking more though now. He learned in the last couple days He's learned how to fake sneeze. So now I don't know where he'll just be all Really cute He's like what a year and a half now. Is that right? Said 17 months. It's basically like a year and a half. This is not even the bad, isn't like when they turn two doesn't something terrible happen? He's getting into the terrible twos type stuff.

It's more like terrible toddlers because they're learning how to regulate their emotions and they're able to do more stuff physically but they're not aware of what they're doing over... So yeah, this is like he's getting into the terrible quote terrible twos behaviors. Can't wait till he's a terrific teen. He's gonna be just the best. No more problems gonna be smooth sailing once he gets past to tell you what. Nice, excellent. Alright. This episode is brought to you by Fizz. Hey

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That's F-I-Z-Z dot C-A. Conditions apply. Are you guys ready for the episode? Yeah, sure. No, you're not. I'm not ready, Mark. There you go. That's the right answer. Alright, so we're gonna do a challenge today and it might ruin our reputations forever.

Yours, your reputations forever. No, ours. I like ours. I want you grouped in with this. Yeah, I think you're included in this. Well, no, the hour is in you two's ziz reputation. Uh-huh. All three of us got it. But I'm giving you the opportunity of a lifetime and probably ruining my reputation by changing the rules of this challenge that we're doing. Changing the rules? To modify it so that we can do this,

because usually this is a one person thing. Three's gotta be better than one. I'm gonna write down what you guys are saying. I'm gonna write who said it so that we can keep track of how many points get allotted. So there's an official record, good. And there will be a loser in this one, and that is the person whose reputation will be tattered

and torn to shreds and then tossed into the wind Forever I'm looking at you Wade. My reputation is perfect That's a lie, but it could be more perfect after this because what we're gonna do is we're going to do the 100 100 women challenge that doesn't sound right. Yeah. Well, I'm married mark name 100 women challenge Oh, okay. Yeah started I'm married Mark. Name 100 women challenge. Oh okay. Yeah started by I believe QT Cinderella. That's what the internet says I think and the internet's always right. Alright so the idea here is for internet

personalities or whomst ever desires to to name 100 women and there's some rules and stipulations for this because a lot of people out there might be like oh Oh, no, that's that's probably easier said than done, but they have to be alive. They have to be quote Googleable. As in they can't just be your friend who you name or random first name random last name and therefore unverifiable. It has to be verifiable. Public figures, streamers, like significant politicians, whatever. It could be whomstever, whomever, but we are trying to speed run the naming of 100 women. I say we again. You too. We including Mark. Got it. The un-royal we. The peasant we. That's you. I'm not a big like names person

I'm that guy who's always like oh, that's that actress in that one movie But I still feel like I could definitely name on my own I feel like I could definitely name a hunter woman pretty quickly Well, that is the challenge and technically we're not doing the real challenge So if you want to redeem yourself and or add on to the glory then you can do that on your own later I could you could if you wanted to if you so chose redeem yourself and or add on to the glory, then you can do that on your own later. I could. You could, if you wanted to, if you so chose.

I feel like we're gonna kill this so hard, I won't even need to do that. This is just gonna stand on its own merits. It might, it might. This might be great and this might be fantastic and you might, you might. I might. I don't think that this should be difficult,

but again, we don't know for sure, but we're gonna try our best, right guys? I don't know that this should be difficult, but again, we don't know for sure, but we're gonna try our best right guys? Who's ready cuz as soon as I hit go on this speedrun timer, it's on you go first, buddy All right, mark. Let me know when all right get ready to and I'm gonna write him as fast as I can There's no speed limit if you if if you stutter for more than a few seconds The other person can jump in afterwards, but we're going for gold here We are collectively the equivalent intelligence of one man I think this counts as an honest start of this challenge three two one go Shakira Scarlett Johansson. Oh god. Hold on

Mama plier Dr. Jill Biden my wife Molly. No. Yeah, that's one of the rules You can't say someone's wife. You have to say, man, that was like straight up the way to not do it. She is my wife. It's not someone's wife. It's my wife. Fox trot 44. Molly. I've I've Oka Trump. Melania Trump. Wait, hold on. Um, blah, blah, Trump, uh, Jill Stein, former presidential candidate, American politician, Jill Stein. Of course. Of course I knew that. Kamala Harris, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Marley Taylor green. Wait, hold on. Wait, no, that's not right. I've got a counter Mark. You can catch

up. We'll see how many you get. This is Mark's test. Keep going. Wait. Oh, uh, Amy. No, hold on. Wait, no, that doesn't. What did you say? But after who said Amy cows you can start Amy Sniper wolf. What I've missed one. Hold on Katy Perry share sure still alive, right? Oh Pamela Anderson, Brittany Spears. Did you say Pamela Anderson? That's what I put Keep going this is speed thing. It's Taylor Swift. What wait? What do you say? He said Taylor Swift. I said Rihanna Beyonce I was gonna say Hannah Montana. That's not her name Miley Cyrus Michelle Obama Michael Obama Cyrus Michelle Obama Michael Obama oh I feel like you're distracting us right now I feel like this is no no Megan trainer Oprah oh Megan the stallion

Caitlin Clark Lizzo Venus Williams Serena Williams Kim Kardashian. There's other ones. Oh Chloe Kardashian. That's one. Oh Billy Eilish Lauren Bobert through Barrymore Cameron Diaz my first crush Sarah Michelle Geller Sarah Lucy Lucy Lou I'm not a I'm not a I'm not a I'm not a I'm not a I'm not a

I'm not a I'm not a I'm not a I'm not a I'm not a I'm not a I'm not a I'm not a

I'm not a I'm not a I'm not a I'm not a I'm not a Oh, oh don't look Emma Stone or Emily Stone as she would prefer to be called. That's true That's very true and Hathaway Kate Winslet pretty grinder I don't know who that is. She was basketball WNBA player. She's imprisoned in Russia. Now. I don't know sports I'm trying to think of sports women, but that's not a thing. I know about Wayne You can steal so that's Wayne Ashley Simpson, Jessica Simpson, Avril Lavigne Angelina Simpson Jessica Simpson several Levine uh Angelie Julie Jessica you're doing this on purpose to be

distracted my keyboard is broken I spilled Red Bull on it half of the letters don't always work and I'm also in a hurry um Sarah Connor is the character not the person Sandra Bullock thank you I'm still trying to think of sports Shell swoops is that she's a retired WMA player, right? Is she one of the people that was talking a lot of shit about the the new girl who's in the NBA? He was really good. I don't know. I won't try to verify it later. I'll put a I'll put a I'm pretty sure that's her name

I'm pretty sure she's a commentator now and was a WNBA player. Dina Fey. Amy Poehler. Perry Hatcher. Kristen Wigg. Oh, what's the other one? Chloe Feynman. Amy Adams. Sarah Sherman.

She's an SNL one too, right? Sarah Silverman. Ashley Olsen. Mary Kate Olsen. Bastard. Elizabeth Olsen. There you go, the trifecta. Kate McKinnon.

Cecily Strong. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Ceci actually strong. I don't know that but I'll We're going through all the SNL right now You've unlocked comedy and you got to dig deep Margot Robbie There's plenty of actresses that you have not named. They're like con names Sigourney Weaver dealing on you Taylor joy if you really want me to be a part of this I was gonna say oh you just distracted me. No Maya Angelou. I enjoy still alive. Yeah. Oh Maya Angelou passed. No, she did not. She is not alive. She's passed away. Kira Knightley, Rebel Wilson, Natalie Portman. Oh, what is her name? Ever? No, I said that one already.

She's a judge on the voice. She was Britney Spears, like rival, Jeannie in a bottle. Fuck is her name? Christina Aguilera, Judge Judy, also a judge. She's a judge on The Voice. She was Britney Spears like rival Jeannie in a bottle. Fuck is her name? Christina Aguilera. Judge Judy. Also a judge. Judge Judith Shineland. Thank you. Oh, well, Bob got the real name Judge Judith. Her name is Judge Judith Shineland. Shineland. That's mine. I still get credit for that. No, no, because you have to name the real name.

The only qualifier is not the rules I saw. that is it doesn't have to be spelled correctly, but you do have to know like their name I would give it to Bob just because he he did know the full name. I brought it up Yeah, but he knew the full name. Okay, I'll put controversial here because all right, whatever go on Sonya Sotomayor, oh Emily Blunt Sandra Day O'Connor not familiar with Blunt. Sandra Day O'Connor. Not familiar with that one. Justice Sandra Day O'Connor of the Supreme Court. What are you typing there, Bob? Bob, what was that?

I'm making sure she's still alive. OK, all right. Just checking. She died in December of 2023. No, I shit. All right. Sandra Day O'Connor doesn't count. You're very close. You got probably 75. Oh, I'm on 79. That's not good. Halle Berry. Willow Smith. Wait, I'm on 79. That's not good. Halle Berry.

Willow Smith. Wade, there's a natural association there. I'll take that one. Jada Pinkett Smith. There you go. Kirsten Dunst. Does it count if it's a stage name? Tones and I? The artist who did the song Dance Monkey? If Wade knows the real name, I'll let him steal, but Tones and I?

Tones and I. Tones and I, okay. Have we done Jamie Lee Curtis? No, that's a good one. Liv Tyler. Jennifer Connolly. Ah, see, this is the thing. I keep thinking of actresses faces and I'm like, oh, I don't actually know their name. Oh, very famous, incredibly famous, very famous. Sandra Oh, she plays Christina on Grey's Anatomy.

She's also very famous. I never watched Grey's Anatomy. Gal Gadot. Did I not say that? I thought of her at one point. Kate Blanchett. Kristen Stewart. Meryl Streep. You probably had like 89.

Have we said Charlize, Charlize Theron? Charlize Theron? Charlize Theron. I almost don't want to give you that one. Dude, I'm picture in the face and try and work my way through the day. OK. Charlize the Ron. Bette Midler. I almost don't want to give you that one. Dude, I'm picture it in the face and try to work my way through the name, okay? Char lies the wrong. Uh, uh, Bette Midler.

Grimes? Is Lady Gaga an official enough name? I think she goes by it enough that definitely that could- Oh sure, Judge Judy was too far, but Lady Gaga. Well, he knew the full name! Fuck yourselves. What's Lady Gaga's real whole name then? Hang on. Hey Siri, what's Lady Gaga's real name? Defani Joanne Angelina Germanana. No, you had Siri help you. Oh,

is that against the rules? You didn't say don't have Siri help you. Yes. You asked me the name. I gave it to you. Yvonne Strahovski. Zoe Deschanel. And the obvious connection to that one is? Billy Bobby Brown. Wrong. But there it is. Emily Deschanel, Zoe Deschanel's sister who plays Bones on Bones. I think I knew that. I think I knew that. But wow. Harry Underwood.

I said that. Shut up. Kelly Clarkson. Do you with Paltrow? Nope. OK, I think we need I think this is the last one. I believe. Yes, I believe it's the last one. Well, that makes it extra important. I've got one. I think she's still alive. I was just double checking judy dench Ooh dame judy dench. I don't know how to spell that actually i'm gonna go i'm gonna go one more There's one more because I put one in and I feel like you guys should have the full list elena kagan

Associate justice elena kagan of the supreme court. All right, and that's time Wow, you guys did this challenge in 16 minutes 27 seconds and seven milliseconds? I want to go back and read some of these names Mark typed out here like Evan Strahovski. That's my job. That's my job That's my job. What about Liv Tyrell? That's my job! What about Liv Tyrell? Hold the phone, I'm getting the points here.

I have to go through, name them again. P-P-H-R-A. P-P-H-R-A. Oh, you're talking about Oprah? Hold on, you guys are spoiling all the jokes! I'm going through it! Just shut up! Kim Kardashian!

SHUT UP! Alright, we're holding on, we're holding on. So we're gonna go through this list and we're gonna make a counting of everyone. So Wade, you mentioned Shakira. I did mention Shaq-era. God, I love Shaq's music. Bob, you got Scarlett Jo. I believe he went the one with two T's, but we could be wrong. Wade, you mentioned Mama Plyer, which, you know, she has a I believe he went the one with two T's, but we could be wrong. Wade, you mentioned mama plier,

which you know, she has a real name, but it's okay. Bob, Dr. Jill Biden. Bob with an Ivanka. Wade with a Melania. Yeah, can I add Melania too? I want to get the Trump's wife. Hold on, I have to count. There has to be a winner.

Oh, making Mark type these was the best part of this whole idea so far Did I spell share right? I know it's a c. I know there's a c. Oh, okay. Yeah, the c is at the end. It's a silent c. Michael obama No, I know you were trying to type popra got it megan the stanleyan You were trying to type popra. Got it. Megan the Stan Lee in. Caitlin Clark.

Caitlin Clark. Calc. Cal arc. Cal arc. You know, fun, fun fact about Lizzo is, uh, Catherine actually was at a convention. I don't think it was Pax or something, but this was right before Lizzo blew up. She was performing on a stage. Um, and, and Catherine was, uh, just a huge fan of them at that performance. It

was like this person because they play because they play flute like she's incredible at flute and she was just like destroying the stage. It was like wow. I don't know. I didn't get send video but Catherine was super excited about it. Anyway Kim Kardashian and Chloe He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he,

he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, I think I heard it as Shell. I don't remember because I was too busy like, oh thank God it's Bob Strick, I don't know what to think. The WNBA lady is Cheryl Swoops. Yeah, I think that's valid because if I wrote Shell, it's because I heard Cheryl wrong. I think that's okay. Amy P. Hohler. Ew. Am ya damns.

Am ya damns. Judge Judith Shangland. Controversial, that was mine, literally mine. Yeah, well let me skip over that for now. I'll write that as a J point. That's a J point, but you know. Wait a second. Liv Tyrell. See, you picked two of those before bed. Tones and I. Can you look up Tones and I?

Tones and I, Australian singer, songwriter, producer, uh, Tony Watson. Known professionally as Tones and I. I think that's valid because the challenge also allows you to say like streamers stream names Like they're yeah, I mean if sniper wolf counts I swear to fuck if fucking judge Judy doesn't count but sniper wolf and tones that I count I'm gonna fucking beat your asses. I said look what's over here I'm just gonna preemptively get it ready to throw you if you know any of these other women Wait, if you knew women's names you could steal them because I only know their their stage names Mm-hmm. I don't think you should be able to steal judge Judy whenever judge Judy is like the most common way to know her ever

That's it. You know, maybe okay. I'm willing to listen to that argument. You don't have to assume that it's already been It's literally the intro of the show the guys like judge Judith Shia Linton dispenses justice in her courtroom Oh, yeah, what's the name of that show? Yeah, judge Judy. All right. Hold on. Hold your holder I'm losing count. You don't want me to lose points at this point because I'm fighting with Bob right now Could you stay out of it? You're right. All right. Okay, all right, Sandra. Oh Go back to Mary little streep. It's literally me if I was counting money or something I'm like 57 58. Have you seen 89? What about 90 91?

Thanks guys Charlin just throw does wait get credit for Charlie. I literally what please I just lost my place I don't know where I was does Does Wade get credit for Charlize Theron if he couldn't even, he didn't actually know her name. I do know her name. I could spell it for you. Please for the love of God, stop talking. I literally just said I lost my place. What was I at?

You said Sandra Oh, you said Gal Gadot. I don't think you had counted Kate Blanchett maybe. That was about where you were. You said it out loud though. I think that was the last one you'd said out loud. And then you're like, oh you guys shut up I think that was the last one you'd said out loud. And then you're like, oh, you guys shut up. So 89 was the last one you said out loud. Wade, look up Bette Midler.

You don't know who Bette Midler is? She's famous. She's alive. OK, that's all that matters. I should know her. Hocus Pocus. Wait, there's three Hocus Pocuses? Yeah, they made a new one recently. I didn't know there was two before.

I thought they just made two. Two came out in 2022. Oh, wait, that was the second one? Yeah, three doesn't have an announced date I guess. Who's Evans Trachowski? It's supposed to be Yvonne. It's Y-V-O-N-N-E. Oh. She's the one that was like the voice actress for Miranda. She's also in... She was also the face for Miranda as well. It wasn't Evan or her well-known brother, Evan. Look, you guys are lucky that I even could get close on any of this.

And I don't know why I didn't just sort by name over here. Man spreadsheets have so many useful tools. If only you use them. I've tried to pick my favorite one. It might be Shakira. Just as the starter, just cause that's so perfect. Right at the top there. I don't know if I get past fra fra fra fra or sure. It's the little short ones fra and sure. All right. Would you like to know the results of this and who is a disgrace? I have a bad feeling about this. I thought I talked to big game. I think I'm in trouble.

I gotta be honest. I like how Mark put his mom on there, but not Molly. It's supposed to be people that you don't personally know. Only my mom counts. No, that's actually part of the rules. It is supposed to not be like your own wife or like your friends. They're well-known Googleable people.

But they're also your personal friends. Oh, so famous people can't compete because they know other famous people. You just competed. Oh, whoa is famous people. Oh no. I'm gonna go mow my fifth side yard. Fuck you guys.

It's a controversy. While Wade's got us, I wanna say I definitely earned Judith Scheinlin, but that's- Fuck you! See, it's Judge Judy! I think, yes, absolutely. But the point of the competition is to know their names, right? So if, if it was like, Sniper Wolf, and you knew Sniper Wolf's real name,

I feel like that's more credit towards you knowing who that person actually is. Right? No. Okay. I'm with you, Mark. Thank you. All right. Oh, I'm shocked, I wonder why. So, Wade, you knew 51 women. If Judge Judy counts in your favor, you knew 52 women.

That seems like we were trying to get 100 and I'm over halfway there, that seems pretty good. Bob, you knew 49 women, including Judge Judy. If you didn't, that would be at 48. Mmm, that doesn't look right for me. Even if he poaches a name that clearly I deserve the point for, he would lose to me. Yes, if that was the only metric of points. Oh, the other metric is bullshit-I-hate-Wade metric.

Go ahead, spell it! What's the secret, Mark? Uh, at the beginning... Swear to God, if this episode's called Wade Can't Win, I'm gonna lose my shit. What's the secret mark? Uh at the beginning swear to God this episode is called Wade can't win I'm gonna lose my shit. What do you mean? We have I literally said when I was giving points earlier I gave Bob a point for Brian regrants, which is a Brian Regan reference And I gave him a point for fought a baby Ah, wait, I gave you a point for suffering, which puts you at 52 points to Bob's 51 points. Even without Judge Judy, Wade, you have won fair and square.

Complain now, Wade. Keep complaining. Never stop complaining. I think we should make Wade win unequivocally every time he's a competitor Just to just to cut off the one bit that he has where he complains about how unfair everything is I am gonna say this though Wade. I'm gonna say this though in future episodes I have not been doing it because of this it would exacerbate the condition but as this is a fair ruling where you have won by knowing more women and Even the controversial point if you got that you would know even more and

You got you won based on points from prior things however in the future. I will start deducting points for Complaining there is an official medium with which to complain and that's throwing a flag Oh, I will bitch and I will bitch some more and if you fucking deduct points I will take it to the goddamn subreddit and they're gonna fucking cook your balls in a goddamn fucking hibachi grill. How's that feel? Complaining is my thing.

I will not stop or change for you. You wee little man. I'm gonna go ahead and say, you can complain to the subreddit as much as you want. I think I'm done with that. I think I'm good with them for now. They are my people and we will rise like the tide. Yeah, you can all just suck your own dick for a while,

and then when you come back, and Mark and I haven't looked at the subreddit in months. We're gonna get Fra and Sher on the show, and we're gonna show you guys exactly what we're all about. What is this? Our people. P-Fra. P-Fra and Sher. Oh, okay. In reference to the list anyway

I would say it was a good competition, but we've got the sorest winner I've ever seen in my life honestly there was only one loser today It was the host your spellings were so bad that I don't know that you get credit for even putting the names on the list Honestly, you know wait. I haven't assigned a winner I think it's just trying to lose because he doesn't have an idea to host the next one I think he's literally okay one Bob that's not fair though I don't have an idea so you're right about that part two I don't remember what you just said already we can't think you made a list of points that was too long for you to get through

it three fuck you okay all right that I think qualifies as his winner's speech. That's about right. Wait, I'll give you a chance. What's your winner's speech? Subreddit, you ready? I'm literally gonna go right now and remove myself from the subreddit and just not even be a mod there anymore. I'm not interested. Alright, good, good, uh, good speech. Bob?

I do want to acknowledge that we pick on Way too fair amount and then it's not all in his head but I think that it's very telling that even when during the course of the episode it was pretty clear to me that he was winning because he kept jumping in and I kept taking too long to answer and even when it was still clear that he was winning he was playing the victim I'm just you know what it makes me feel bad. Rebuttal? No that's not how these speeches work. Yeah, I choose to rebuttal. Also, you don't get to interrupt when you-

Name one of these you felt like you got robbed on, whereas I named someone and you were like, yeah, this person. Mark's like, Bob gets a point! Oh my God, I love him, Bob gets a point! I had a fair reason to be upset. Thing number one, I didn't get the point in the end. We didn't know at the time and at the

moment you did until I fucking bitched. I had to bitch. I have to fight for my points because the moment Mark sees a chance to give it to you, he dies. You won anyway. You literally won anyway, which was apparent to me during the episode. I was like, oh, I'm losing. I don't care about the winning or losing, man. It's about being treated right. It's about being'm losing. I don't care about the winning or losing man it's about being treated right it's about being treated fairly I have had to fight my whole career to be treated fairly and I still will. You just were and you still aren't enjoying it is my point. Of course I'm not enjoying it because you guys are like oh man we gotta give Wade the point or Wade you're such a bitcher. I have to fight man I have always had to fight and I always will. I was like that because it meant that I didn't get the point and Mark wasn't like that. When you literally made your argument

Mark was like, oh, you know what? Actually, you're right. I think I have to give you the point and no no one complained except me the one who didn't get the point. What did he write next to it? He wrote controversy. It was not always right. It was still not a sign. Because we were in the middle! Anyway, listen. I didn't even get to make a loser speech because Wade is such a sore winner. Your loser speech was bitching about me. I was saying that I feel bad for you. I wasn't complaining about you at all.

I was saying that I hope someday you can enjoy something in your life because you seem to have a hard time appreciating it when you win fair and square and you are ultimately treated fairly and you still feel somehow like you are the one who's being mistreated. I feel like this was a nice fair episode and you're still... it's combative. Why is it combative? I only had one controversy the whole time and that was the Judge Judy thing. Which you've already won but also still won't let go is what I'm saying. It's decided that you got that point now and you're still acting like you have to fight for it, which you don't, you won, you actually won.

And you're still acting like you didn't or you might not. I'm not, this is not me being like, oh, convince Mark backhandedly to give me the point. It's over, man. This is the part where you could chill out and have a good time, it's okay. I'm always on the defensive. I'm making a loser speech if you'd let me.

No, I'll have way over time now. They're playing the music. All right, that's the music. Thank you so much for participating boys. That was a very fair competition and just goes to show that we here at Discr- is distractible. We definitely know 100 women collectively. 106 maybe. We did have like we did have more. They had to be alive. I kept thinking of dead ladies. Ah, and we'll think of them more. Maybe we'll do another episode where we name 200 women. Check out our merch at DistractableStore.com.

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