Distractible - Our Shirts Are Out

Episode Date: March 14, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This episode is brought to you by Uber Eats. Thankfully, you can now get almost anything you need for the season delivered with Uber Eats. What do I mean by almost? Well, you can't get a car, but you might be able to get stuff to clean your car, which you might need to do if you're going to be driving people around. You can't get fire, but you can get something cozy to wear around the fire. Maybe you can get the stuff you need to make a fire. A refrigerator?
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Starting point is 00:01:22 Heheheheeees! It's time for... Our shirts are out! Now sit back and prepare to be distracted! And enjoy the show! Hey everybody! Welcome back to another episode of Distractable. I'm today's host. Why? Because the wheel favors me. And really that's pretty much it.
Starting point is 00:01:42 The show is always by my co-host Mark and Bob. Hey boys, how y'all doing? Hi. Hello. I'm good. Great. Did you want more? Did you?
Starting point is 00:01:53 Nope, one word answers only. You didn't say anything about small talk or anything, but. In one word, how are you? Sad is kind of a downer, but I'm gonna go with sad. Actually. Sad and good. All right, excellent. Well, if you've never been here before, this is a show where one of us hosts
Starting point is 00:02:07 the other two compete for points and I don't give them enough time to talk or explain much about what's going on until right now. And I say, hey, small talk. Oh, OK. Would you like to elaborate on any of the things you've said? Sure. Well, it's confusing because of how time works, right? But right now, we're in the future. That's last episode's thing. Whom ever is listening or watching this, you're in the future. That's last episode's thing. Whom ever is listening or watching this,
Starting point is 00:02:27 you're in the future. But right now it's two days before Lexi has surgery. Lexi is my dog for anyone who doesn't know. And she has a cancerous tumor on her little leg. Honestly, it's been all good news. That we took her in for a routine checkup and they were like, well, she's got a little mass on her leg. And I was like, like yep I asked you to look at that and they're like well we think it's
Starting point is 00:02:49 cancer and it was but all subsequent tests have been like best case scenario so it is still needs to be removed but otherwise like no big metastases or anything and it seems to be a very slow growing not very aggressive type of mast cell tumor, I think is what it is. Anyway, she has a surgery and it should be fine. He handles anesthesia pretty well. She's otherwise healthy, aside from being 12 years old, but that's been really stressful. She should be fine, but that doesn't really mean anything when you're about to drop off
Starting point is 00:03:20 your dog for a big surgery. And so in the future, you'll know if anything happened. I don't know. I probably won't tweet about it or anything. I don't social media anymore at all, but we'll talk about that next time. But for right now, I'm stressed. Been trying to be chill about it,
Starting point is 00:03:36 but it was really stressful and I don't like it. Feel like a bit of a dick for cutting you off on the sad earlier now. Yeah, well, I considered not leading with that because that's not any kind of thing we usually do for small talk, but I honestly can hardly think about anything else. So I'm not trying to bring everyone down because honestly the odds are she'll be perfectly fine and she's not going to like the surgery but she should recover just fine and not have cancer anymore but until
Starting point is 00:03:57 it's all done you know that means much. It's stressful. That's a pretty big thing yeah. I'm rooting for her. I mean I've've known Lexi for a long time She's a great dog. Just got to see the other day. So obviously we're all pulling for yeah You saw her three days ago or whatever, right? She's like totally healthy except for a little lump on her leg Yeah, and she was laying between us on her little dog bed You like you bumped the dog bed very briefly with your elbow and she gave you a look like What the fuck so she found out what cancer is, she is insufferable.
Starting point is 00:04:29 Every, she's like, give me a French fry. You're like, I'm eating. She's like, cancer, French fry. I was like, damn dog. You don't even know what that means. I know it gets me French fries. So, come on. Well, I'm sorry about that. Nah, it's okay. She'll be fine in my life
Starting point is 00:04:48 Yeah, why is your life better than Bob's tell us nothing but sunshine and rainbows. No, I you got something happy for me to think about No, not really But okay, let me try to find some Nope nothing anyway me and my life, nothing to do with any of that. I feel like I'm becoming a manager. It was a strong urge to wear khakis and polos or? I mean, I'm starting to, man. I'm starting to. You answered like a regional manager and you have a bunch of people that are like, hey,
Starting point is 00:05:24 go restock the shelves? I mean, kinda, kinda actually. I don't know. I don't know when my life turned into the way that is starting to go down because I love being in the creative seed of everything. I like doing that. But when you're, you know, working on a movie or anything, you know, the director, you know, there's a lot of other roles to fill. And I was like, that's always been a temporary thing. You joined a crew for that. But now that I have more like direct hands on work with my team of editors and cloak, and the workshop that I'm trying to build with all the printers, it's a lot of just managing. And not that I don't mind doing that. It's just like, suddenly, I feel like it's like, just as you grow older, you just feel like it's like just as you grow older you just feel like you're shoved into this kind of like role and there's really it's like all the things that I want to do are happening but it's like I'm suddenly need to do all these I have to be a responsible adult I have to kind of coordinate I have to plan I hate planning I hate scheduling I hate it and I had a big, I scheduled a meeting yesterday to have a meeting about scheduling.
Starting point is 00:06:27 Whoa, you scheduled a scheduling meeting? I did that. That's not me. Who am I? No, that's not good at all. You also had the very creative double negative. We're like, you said like, not that I don't mind managing. I'm trying. I mean exactly what I say I want everyone to know in the nicest way possible. It does not sound like a thing that you were particularly suited for my dude No, it's not it really isn't but I'm getting better and that's concerning to me
Starting point is 00:06:59 There was a lot of room there for that No, I was closed off to it, please mark take points away take some points away for that. Yeah, try it try it What the fuck is true? Yeah, your real laugh what the hell true laugh came out again Damn, I gotta hide that better. Anyway, yeah So I'm doing a lot of that but it is cool because when you are in this place where you are coordinating a team effort and you're doing it I think okay, hopefully god. I hope they don't hate me. I hope I'm really not Michael Scott again there That feeling never goes away in any situation where you're in charge of anyone for any reason man
Starting point is 00:07:40 Does that always in the back of your mind or maybe not for people who like being managers? But any time I've ever had to be like any slightly managing anyone, I'm always like, God, but they fucking hate me. Oh, I'm so sorry. Oh, no, it needs to happen. But oh, but you better do your job. Through a team effort, like Jason's been helping build this workshop. And then John, my buddy, John came over just the past couple of days also helping. And it's amazing. Like what kind of just three nerd brains can get together and kind of figure out. Cause we, as soon as we were all in the
Starting point is 00:08:16 same room, we just started talking tools and I don't care if that's a sign of getting older. It was awesome. We were just talking about random tools, workshop stuff, 3d printers, we were talking about lighting kits, like how to make whatever we wanted to make. And then because john's much more experienced in 3d printing than I am and kind of like fabricating in general. And so it's like that got me talking about SLA printers as something resin printing was never something that I really thought about. But I was like, if we have more people here to help
Starting point is 00:08:42 maintain these machines and get the the filtration because it has a lot of fumes coming out of there I don't know, you know It sucks that I'm doing less of the actual creative but also it opens up doors to creative that I would not Ordinarily be able to do just by myself. You know what I mean? I need more people to talk tools with I don't know you guys have noticed but I'm slowly Accumulating those poser miniature toolboxes back here. Mm- back here and I'm in I can't got tools man tools whoa wait what a tool! It's out of the box and everything Wow Bob and I held these up last time together we each had our own incredible tool I got one of those somewhere over here someone was really
Starting point is 00:09:24 upset when I said or had a problem with me saying that CNC was becoming more accessible and they were like, Whoa, those are crazy. Like the only thing not accessible about it is the price. And I'm like, what did you think I meant? What do you think I meant by that? The prices are coming down. They're more accessible. This is not a podcast for poor people. If you can't afford a CNC machine, why are you watching this podcast? Didn't you read the fine print before clicking watch?
Starting point is 00:09:50 But it's crazy because all this is becoming more accessible. Even 3D printing is becoming more accessible. Now I'm not sponsored by them, and I don't even know how good this is or how bad it is or unreliable But a company called Elegoo. You guys know about Elegoo? Ah, obviously. Yeah. I didn't know about elgoo. Yeah, obviously Yeah, I didn't know I didn't know about elgoo until I saw this insert something with Gwyneth Paltrow and elegoo joke. That's funny Give yourself points for that one Editors make three copies of me All right, thank you blow up the other two back to one Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, drop in price and it has the same build volume it's probably not as fast but it's the same type of printer and it's just it's probably not as able to get the temperatures like as precisely controlled I bet there's some shortcomings there.
Starting point is 00:10:52 It's cheaper. It's 300 bucks though versus 1200 that's 25% the price you could buy four of those for one of the bamboo labs. Yeah if you couldn't afford one for 1200 you can definitely afford four for 1200. Yes exactly why buy one when you can buy four? Also, Prusa... That's basically a business. It is, it is. People in a PC nowadays. Prusa, which is a company that's very famous for helping build the 3D printing landscape,
Starting point is 00:11:18 they made Prusa Slicer, which is, I think, the backbone of a lot of slicers for other 3D printers. And it's like, they are also coming out with one that is competing with the bamboo lab in terms of price called the core something something Prusa hey Elegoo you could set aside Prusa we play favorites here yeah I'll play favorites to whoever gives me stuff. Give. We're desperate. Would you like a 3D printer? Wade, what would you print?
Starting point is 00:11:51 Oh, when I forget my slippers upstairs, maybe I'd print a pair to go back up. Wade, I honestly think given the state of technology, even you could successfully 3D print something. If you got a 3D printer that you didn't need to set up. Oh, I could listen. You can use AI to generate 3D imagery now. I could. I'm smart to do it. But like, and then there are tools that will scan a 3D image into like a file that is printable. You can literally just say something like, make me a statue of me.
Starting point is 00:12:26 And as long as it knows who you are, it could generate a file that you could put on your printer that you could print without having to learn almost anything, which I know is your favorite. I could do it. Listen, y'all, I play the fool very well, but I am a smart guy. I just don't want, I don't want much. Like I just like what would I print that I would
Starting point is 00:12:46 actually want? Like that's my problem. I just don't want things. It is true, right? Like a 3d printing thing is kind of cool for like replacement parts making organizers. That's probably what most people would make. You make tool organizers, you make shelving organizers, you make dude gridfinity. Oh god, would I print the shit out of some gridfinity if I had a bigger volume printer? But for me, what I'm building the workshop for is I want to be able to make any kind of prop, any kind of set decoration that we would ever need to make in my own workshop. That makes sense. There's a lot of things in various movies, anything that you're making, you need to like have set decoration, you need to
Starting point is 00:13:21 have props. And you can make some really intricate things with 3D printing quickly and cheaply and you can iterate and make multiple versions of it. I'm not looking for things to sell. But honestly, if someone wanted to, they can open an Etsy shop or on eBay, or probably even Amazon, I bet. And you can sell your own things if you have the right designs, and you make things that are useful to other people. Like everyone can print. But if you just think about what there's a need for that's that's capitalism baby. Everyone can make money but it's not about that sometimes. Which is really the point. Yeah yeah well yeah of course well we don't say that out loud. Well that's the whole point that's the only point. Anyway SLA hey whoever wants to give me a bunch of really cool SLA printers I will sell my soul for it. I will shill out. I'll
Starting point is 00:14:05 shill. I don't shill often, but I'll shill. I'll shill for it. I'll shill all over you. Chill hard. Alright, and that's Mark's allotted time to beg for stuff. I do spend most of my small talk begging for things, and I don't get a lot. It doesn't work, guys. Why is it working? It has been a theme since when did we start this podcast no one's giving me anything please they will there what this time they're watching ponderosa or whatever
Starting point is 00:14:35 you said they're watching it's gonna work eventually ponderosa not the restaurant Prusa Prusa yeah yeah ponderosa yeah, it's probably cuz I don't check my business email You just have a bunch of emails just sitting in there like mark No one knows how to get to me so I'm sure that's it anyway, yeah, that's me We've gone through the small talk we've made our pleas for Items, I guess by the time this comes out it won't really make much of a difference probably anymore We've gone through the small talk. We've made our pleas for items. I guess by the time this comes out, it won't really make much of a difference probably anymore.
Starting point is 00:15:09 But obviously we all want what's best for Lexi. So let's keep Lexi in our minds. But for now, I'm going to try to give us all a different kind of distraction because I'm hosting an episode and I do have a topic for today. Last time I hosted, if you all remember, we did an episode called Bring Them Back, where we went through some old phrases and- that what it was called well I had it called in my note wasn't it called right in the saucebox maybe it was called right in the saucebox in actuality but bring them back in my heart I see the
Starting point is 00:15:34 saucebox pretty good though good but for today I'm gonna do something a little bit the same we're gonna do bring them back to or back out of the sauce box. Editors make three of me. No, actually just use the same assets. Don't cut out new stuff. I don't want you to work at that, but Yep. I don't know what they're asking of you, but you can just leave me alone.
Starting point is 00:16:01 Editors don't touch me. No, no only put all of our cutouts in Wade's camera. Get them out of here! This is my personal space! I'm so sorry editors. I know you're trying to get ahead on these episodes. Taking these off. I don't want to listen to you all anymore. This is much better. I have a lot more specific requests for you editors, so pay attention during today's episode. Enough of your editor needs! It's time for my weighty... ...lead... ...or something. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:16:32 Yeah, uh-huh. Go on. Go on? So I had a long list of things here. We didn't get to as many as I would have liked, so we're going back in. And we're gonna start off with a doozy here. I think you guys could figure this one out. Bob, I'm gonna let you go first. Oh, okay. For no particular reason, but you're gonna go first. Sure. Tell me Bob, what is a giggle mug? That's a giggle mug.
Starting point is 00:16:55 That's a measurement of liquid volume. That's what that is. Derives from the amount by volume of absinthe one needs to drink, you know, in one glass before you start giggling because you're having funny little hallucinations, psychosomatic effects from the drink or whatever. So okay, so a method, a measurement of like drunkenness or highness. No, it's, it's like a, you know, there's like a high ball and there's like a rocks glass and it's lesser known, but the giggle mug is of that origin. Okay. Mark now, assuming Bob isn't correct, which he could be. I am. What do you think a giggle mug is? Uh, it's a it's a f- I don't think we even mentioned that I was gonna say a fun
Starting point is 00:17:48 non-wizard person a funny non-wizarding person but I don't think Harry Covered missions are kosher right now a muggle a giggle muggle yeah you know no um I'll have to rethink of one on the fly I'm just gonna keep flapping my gums
Starting point is 00:18:04 until something comes out Oh boy, here comes the ideas. They're about to flow. The genius is cooking Let me cook and here it is and it's about all I've got an answer. I forgot what the word is Circling back to that in my head giggle mug. I didn't need your help. Go away. I got this get out of my head Okay, I'm thinking about the answer. Oh here it is In two sentences that was one One sentence go on Okay, giggle mug. That is
Starting point is 00:18:37 Another word for dust bunnies. Oh, okay. Yeah, it's just another word for dust bunnies. It's actually a sequel to the song jitterbug I'm kidding a giggle mug is a person who smiles a lot. They're always smiling Sincerely, that was my guess and I was like there's no way it's that that's just what it is their mug as a permanent That one sucks I don't like that one. Yeah. Okay, well it said the same thing about you two. I don't care. They're smiling all stupid. Why do I want their opinion? That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:19:13 Mark! Oh. What does it mean to take the egg? It means it's a tactic, right? So if you're unpopular, you might risk someone throwing an egg at you. Even in this economy. I mean, especially if they're in risk someone throwing an egg at you. Even in this economy. Yeah, I mean, especially if in this economy, they really hate you. They really hate you for throwing eggs now.
Starting point is 00:19:30 So you learn to predict when a spherical white object is coming at you. Aim your head towards it, open your unhinged your jaw, relax your throat, and you take that egg and you imbibe it. This is unrelated. I was at Skyline the other day with Molly and I was eating a cheese Coney. What does this have to do with this? What does this have to do with this? I was done like my last bite of cheese Coney.
Starting point is 00:19:54 So there's a little bit of bread and chili cheese, whatever. And the hot dog, a little bit of hot dog left. I went to take a bite. I don't know if I always do this or if I just happen to forget how to eat for a second. But I kind of like Stan- not Stanley Steamer I kind of like vacuumed in the last bite and I sucked that last bit of hot dog right out of the bun And it flew back hit me in the back of the throat and I like immediately gagged and choked But then I found it hilarious because I gagged on a wiener and I laughed while I was choking
Starting point is 00:20:23 Anyway that happened. That's great. That's good. You Stanley steamered that thing right out of there. The old Stanley steamer, the old Stanley steamer made carpet suck. I don't know. Stanley steamer. I'm so just lost now. What is happening? What does it mean to take the egg? Oh, that's right. When you said it's a tactic mark, I thought you stole my answer. I'm not going to lie, but you didn't. It is a tactic, but it's actually more of a rallying cry. It's not a very specific tactic. It's a battlefield thing throughout history. Men with power who are the type of men who lead militaries have been been obsessed with lineage, right?
Starting point is 00:21:06 And so it's sort of a saying that's derived from like, you take the egg as in like, make a son, you take the egg and you make an heir or whatever. But on the battlefield, taking the egg means taking the objective. Because that's the highest objective that you aspire to, is to make another son. All the sons. Everything is conquest in their eyes as it should be everything is about power everything is about conquest it's a thing it's real thing oh yeah so this is that lords on the battlefield used to just scream this as they were
Starting point is 00:21:40 mounting a charge toward the enemy just like take the egg! and then swords clang and very dramatic I believe it So I don't have a long explanation as to why this is the answer You're saying these definitions aren't five minutes long like what Mark and I give you every single time They're not however Bob I'm gonna give you this one because No! Take the egg means to win.
Starting point is 00:22:07 No! And getting the objective is like winning. I mean that's pretty close. Sorry, my light is all broken too. God damn it. Yeah, I mean I wasn't expecting, whenever he was like, he was like tactics, I was like, all right, well he's gonna be able to mark here taking some kind of egg to the face He's like no, it's to take the objective to make an error to
Starting point is 00:22:35 I'm trying my lights falling over and it's not standing up straight cuz I don't know why Do they have like a stand you can put them on or they just tape to the wall? Yeah, but I don't have it right Do they have like a stand you can put them on or are they just taped to the wall? Yeah, but I don't have it right now. Balancing it on a fucking lens. It's fine, don't worry about it. It's fine. Balancing on a lens, that's my second top pick
Starting point is 00:22:55 for that sort of thing. Stand it came with, lens. I don't have it here. I don't know where it went. Oh, it keeps twisting. There we go Hi guys. How you doing? You all right? Nice and dry over there. That's fine It's a little spill tiny spill not a big spill tiny might as well not be a spill you need to clean it No, I stopped it. It's stopped. Oh, it's stopped. Oh heck. Okay, as long as it's stopped. Yeah, I stopped it
Starting point is 00:23:22 Oh, it's stopped. Bro. you sopping I've stopped past tense You soap has been snow you sup you sup in here. So I stopped I stopped Well, Bob, what's you first this time? Well, he's sopping and sucking Tell me what are whooper ups whooper ups whooper ups? whooper ups whooper ups whooper ups whooper ups
Starting point is 00:23:47 This one's another one that's deceptively easy It's another one that I think English in America, we just call those pull-ups But in America, we also just call those diapers and in the UK they call them nappies for some reason So, of course we call them pull-ups They call them whooper ups like a diaper It's like a yeah transitional like diaper underwear thing So in case a youngish kid has like an accident or whatever they soaks it up keeps them dry
Starting point is 00:24:18 Whooper ups, okay Incorrect obviously this is a tragedy of a word. A truly sad phrase. This is what happens when someone is so far down the rabbit hole of whippets that they can't even say the word anymore. And they're just like begging, please give me some whipper ups. Okay, this is going to sound really stupid, but what is a whippet? Is it like the song? When a stupid, but what is a whip it? Is it like the song? When a problem comes along, you can whip it. I'm not sure exactly what they're
Starting point is 00:24:50 inhaling, but it's an inhalant. Is it like it's whipping cream canister? It's the stuff that's in aerosol cans, right? Oh, okay. Yeah. Is that like, it's not nitrous, is it? I don't know what is. Let's not even say what it is because no one's gonna do it. Whatever gas is in aerosol, aerosol like whipping cream cans that sort of thing, the whip it is the gas will will have an effect on you, but also they put stuff in it to make it taste like buttholes and so it's really gross to do that. It's really unpleasant. Yeah, and I'm pretty sure that one is terrible. Absolutely brain cell destroying. Yeah I think it's like immediate brain damage type of stuff like it'll make you feel funny but also
Starting point is 00:25:31 your one-to-one correlation of losing things you knew before you took your whippets. At the cost of living? Yeah. Okay don't do that. So you think whooper ups are like that? Yeah it's just tragic. Drugs. Okay either I'm giving to give you both a point or neither one a point because they're that so you think whooper ups are like that yeah it's just tragic drugs okay either I'm giving to give you both a point or neither one a point cuz you're both wrong but you're both said things that are bad what's how's mine bad well it's a good way I did phrase mine entirely bad so yeah if you call someone a whooper up and it's like a diaper that doesn't sound like a compliment right whereas if you call someone a whooper up and it's like a diaper that doesn't sound like a compliment right? Whereas if you call someone a whupper up and it's like a bad drug it's also bad. A whupper up's an inferior
Starting point is 00:26:08 singer. Uhhhh what? Uhhhhhhh gawd. It's an inferior singer's are whupper ups. I've been needing a word for singers who are less good than myself. Now those are whupper ups. Now you have a word. Is that just like a modification of whipper snappers that singers made their own somehow like sometimes I get a description I get anything This time I literally got inferior singers period that is the extent of the explanation. I've gotten for this one
Starting point is 00:26:38 So therefore that's all the knowledge that exists in the world about whooper ups Okay, all right mental floss old phrases. We should bring back, they know what they're talking about, this is all the information that exists in the record, the rest of it was in Pompeii. Very sad. Very sad. Tragic. Extremely tragic. Mark, what is a rain napper?
Starting point is 00:26:58 Kidnapper who uses rain as cover for his crimes. Or her crimes. Yeah. It's true, people use rain to cover up their crimes or her crimes. Yeah. It's true. People use rain to cover up their crimes all the time. Rain napper. This is a convenient moment where I don't know something something I heard it on TV once.
Starting point is 00:27:15 I don't watch TV actually. Okay, the crimes are covered up. The rain napper was prepared. That's not like a cool villain named the rain napper. All right, Bob. This is actually a conspiracy theory. This is not what the government calls it, but this is what us normies call it because we're learning the truth slowly and surely. This is actually a type of aircraft, experimental aircraft, that it'll fly into clouds that are about to rain naturally,
Starting point is 00:27:45 and it stops rain from falling so that the people who control it can control who gets water and who doesn't. So the Rain Napper, sort of what we like to call, I'm sure has some official, you know, government designation, but. Is that the same technology that makes targets really sad people and creates just one rain cloud over them and them alone? They keep that for that exact purpose. Yeah, I think it's a different drone tech that actually sends those out.
Starting point is 00:28:15 But the Rain Napper is how they gather the sadness clouds and then they have a different platform for distributing the sadness. I don't know why they harvest the sadness clouds. Like, they should stop that. It's unethical. They get it by separating baby clouds from their parent clouds. They're just super sad. I'm just depressed. Uh, it's an umbrella. Rainnapper's an umbrella. No, it's not.
Starting point is 00:28:39 That was close. It stops rain from hitting things that don't want to have rain on them. Or that the man doesn't want to have rain on. You know? Depends who's holding the umbrella. Or the woo-man. Yeah, I mean, yes. Okay. All right, well if Mark agrees, yeah, I'll give you the point.
Starting point is 00:28:59 All right! No, it makes sense, it makes sense. What does it mean to have your flag out? Bob, you're first. It's just a fancy way to say your dick's hanging out of your pants. Okay. I concur, it's your dick. It's your dick out of your pants.
Starting point is 00:29:16 Like the family barbecue or whatever, like, hey Jerry, tell your flags out. What about being soapy eyed, Mark? Were we right? I'll tell you in a minute. What about being soapy eyeyed Mark? Were we right? I'll tell you in a minute. What about being soapy-eyed? Just quick one word, two words. Oh I'm gonna rush you cuz I've got a whole line in here. Just quick fire around. I don't know if Mark's playing along with that or... It's fine he's doing his best. This is quick for him. We've seen him handle two sentences. Let's give him a minute for soapy- up shut up shut up shut up
Starting point is 00:29:47 As soon as the clock starts ticking mark goes from casually making jokes and stuff to be like Anything come on come on what about eyes with soap in them Anything come on brain come on. What about eyes with soap in them? Literally what's going on every you could do it, but hey, it's allowed to be eyes with soap in them That's a valid response so that I was trying to like okay break it up break the word up So pee eyes, that's just pee in the eyes instead of soap come on brain just pee in the eyes instead of soap. Come on brain. Get out of there. Get out of there. Yeah, it's the inability to come up with an idea. All right, Bob. Soapy eyes. That is, that's that look that kids get when you tell them not to do something
Starting point is 00:30:44 and clearly they're not even listening and they're just glazed over. They got the soapy eyes. All right. What about being full as a tick? That's about confidence. If you're it's like a check mark, right? I'm so sure I'm full as a tick. Tick it off. Mark, full as a tick. The greatest erection of your entire life. Excellent. What if you're seeing snakes? You see the greatest erection of your entire life. All right, Bob, see snakes. Actually, Mark is just right on that one. Okay. What about being canned up?
Starting point is 00:31:18 I mean, clearly that just means that you're in jail, but I'm gonna go ahead and say that what that means for serious is you're on the phone because you're talking on a string with two cans on the ends of it you can't up of course mark can't up the greatest direction of your entire life wait a on a fun thing that you're that's happening right now. You'll see Bob Zazzle. Mark's actually close, but that's actually the emotion that you feel when you're in the locker room with your buddy after a nice like workout or whatever. And he's having the greatest direction of his entire life. You're the one who gets zazzled. What about being old? That's when a woman or anyone but historically a woman, cause it's always a woman in this context is looking
Starting point is 00:32:19 so good. Like they're dressed up and they're looking so ridiculously good that people are literally snapping their necks to look at them You know how an owl can like look turn its head all the way around. Yeah, I didn't get an owl Okay, mark. That's what I was gonna say, but I'll come up with something different Sorry, but no no it because it makes sense. You're good Just getting out not gonna laugh. I you're saying when you see a woman you get the greatest direction of your life Yeah, you thought but that's marks bit. No. No. Hey, I'm not a one-trick pony If you're getting out you're getting straight-up railed and you just making out
Starting point is 00:33:00 You know Man I love that happens What about if you're getting striped, squiffed, or squawked? I'm sorry swacked. Swacked? Striped, squiffed, or swacked? Swawked? Swacked? Any of those three things Mark? That's about ten things But you're getting a promotion because you get stripes Right or you get stripped of your old rank and they put a new one there You get squawked. They say it over the radio. This guy got a promotion Is that what they call it when they you go up in the military? Yeah, that's a promotion
Starting point is 00:33:35 Striped squift or swacked. Yeah, it's whacked. Sorry swacked. Yeah, and squift Yeah, they squift it off of you Bob striped swift or swacked Is there actually all this is not the full extent of them? But this is representative of the the like words from comics This is under the s section of comic book onomatopoeia Where your Batman has definitely squiffed some people and swaffed it at them Do you guys remember what Pretzelbender was? Yes, the fifth element, the avatar.
Starting point is 00:34:08 So we're having the most glorious erection of your entire life. It meant a peculiar person, a player of the French horn, a wrestler or a heavy drinker. Oh, right. French horn. That's right. Having your flag out, being soapy, eye full as a tick, seeing snakes, canned up, zazzled, owled, striped, swift, or swacked are all ways of being drunk. Oh, Mark was close. I was close.
Starting point is 00:34:31 When he kept going with the erection, I was like, man, if he just said drunk and kept repeating that for everyone, oh, the amount of points that would pour out. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. But how many points did we get? I'll give you one each. Oh, well that... Okay. Bob, you're up first for this one. how many points did we get? I'll give you one each oh well that okay
Starting point is 00:34:46 Bob you're up first for this one hotter than Dutch love in harvest what does that mean? hotter than Dutch love in harvest? yep hotter than Dutch love in harvest well there's nothing hotter than Dutch love in harvest so that's just the scientific name of the highest temperature it is possible to achieve in the universe. Okay what was it again? Utter than Dutch love in Harvest. It's just really hot outside
Starting point is 00:35:15 and sweaty. That is correct. I was I was assuming because you've been going pretty obvious ones and I was like maybe it's going to be that that's what I was thinking in my head that's so much more thoughts than the last one where you were just trying not to say soap or eyes he's learning I wonder if soapy eyed means just like the general glaze of drunkenness probably like you kind of yeah that makes so much sense yeah it does still stupid though I'm not using that one yeah this one's gonna take some explaining from all of us I think together but here we go mark and the bear got him and full of moist. What?
Starting point is 00:35:49 And the bear got him and full of moist. Did you accidentally delete some words out of that one, or? I kept rereading it thinking maybe I did, but no. Okay, I will say this is a continuation from the last one, but go ahead. I don't know how, but I do, but I don't know how, but... Okay, I got it this is a continuation from the last one, but go ahead I don't know how but I do but I don't know how but okay. I got it. I got it You're talking about your wingman from the night before Was helping you out Went home with the friend who was playing defense and then fell in love married
Starting point is 00:36:21 happily ever after the bear got him and Then moist was the other reference full of moist full of full of moist yeah I'm guessing this is a related to the hotter than Dutch love and harvest but you know Dutch love air got him full of moist it all could connect yeah when you say it all together I totally understand what it is. This is having to do with temperature, obviously, and if it's hotter than Dutch love and harvest, but then it's cooling off because it's going into the evening time, then the bear got them and full of moist.
Starting point is 00:37:02 So it's like, yeah, it's hot during the day, but at least it cools off when the sun goes down. I have the definition. Let me read you the two definitions back to back. People needed a lot of ways to describe excessive heat in the days before air conditioning. One phrase was hotter than Dutch love and harvest. And the bear got him in full of moist. You might also hear the bear got him.
Starting point is 00:37:19 The bear in this case was heat stroke and full of moist. No explanation on that part. Nope. That's all I got. I feel like that's lacking. Yeah, we don't need to bring that one back. This one's probably pretty self-explanatory. Bob hot as a half-fucked fox in a forest fire. Yeah, I mean that's messed up way to talk about it, I guess. But that's probably when something is so hot that it would burn your hand if you reached out and touched it. Because if you reached out and touched a half-fucked fox in a forest fire, it'd probably burn your hand skin
Starting point is 00:38:00 if you were in that situation. Your hand skin, if you're about that kind of thing everyone has hand skin Don't give me that most people have hand skin. I won't general art You're experiencing the greatest direction of your entire life I'm feeling hot as a half box box in a forest fire, baby I kind of work still I can't even be mad at it kind of works Mm-hmm. Yeah, he's writing down all the points. I just got for them. Yeah, I did write down points for you Give him some time give him some time
Starting point is 00:38:34 13 additional points because it was so correct. It's just a regional term from the south for anything hot I'm noticing a theme in your clues here. That they suck? All right. I didn't say that. I didn't say that man. I didn't say that. Yeah Mark, that's what Mark was gonna say. I just read his mind. Mark what does it mean to peng wangle? Wait a minute. Yeah didn't we do that one? Wait a minute we know this one. Yeah what is it? Oh god. Yeah we did this one. Oh no. Oh no I just watched right in the sauce box. I actually watched it. You were just telling us about how you watched that episode. Oh, but that was all the way in yesterday. Who would know that?
Starting point is 00:39:17 Peng wangle? Yeah. Peng wangle. I remember my answer. I don't remember what the real answer, cause I said it was like a dance based on a penguin's waddle, but I don't know what you actually said. You were paying attention to the wrong person when you watched. I quit. Hey Bob, pengwangle. I laughed at Mark, but I don't remember either. To live or go along cheerfully in spite of minor misfortunes.
Starting point is 00:39:40 I would never ever have guessed that in a million years. I don't even remember you saying that last time I don't even remember what if he just changes the meanings just to fuck with us He might have I bet he did there's I could link you the article when we're done, but not right now What is a zip Bob? Is this one we've done before or is this new? This is new, right? The new one a zip I'm pretty sure a zip is a slang for a cigarette. Hey, hey, can I bum a zip? Okay. Mark?
Starting point is 00:40:16 So in the gun world, they call a blocked bullet in the barrel a squib, right? a blocked bullet in the barrel, a squib, right? So a Zib is nothing to do with that at all. Right, okay. I thought you were gonna say what a German guy calls it. Get your mind out of the gun world, because we're talking about Zibs here. Yeah, get your mind out of the gunner.
Starting point is 00:40:46 Eh? Eh? That's pretty good. That's pretty good. Thank you. A zib. Okay. Alright. Zib, huh? A zib. Sure is. A zib. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:00 Not the zib. A zib. Shut up. Don't laugh at me. Don't laugh at me. I'm not laughing at you. I'm just laughing in the same call as you good It's unrelated Zibs it's like a Instead of a bad car is called lemon a bad motorcycle is called a zip. Oh Okay, you're sold a bad motorbike. I like both of your answers and both of them are tangential But a zip is just an income poop. I Think I'm poop. What a word an income poop
Starting point is 00:41:37 Mark what are bags of mystery of bags? Oh mystery Oh Apostrophe mystery bags a mystery apostrophe mystery, bags of mystery. Bags of mystery. Bags of mystery. We did this one, didn't we? Did we? I don't think we did. I recall talking about bags of mystery,
Starting point is 00:41:55 but maybe I'm making that up. Maybe you just know this one. In Mexico, it's called a piƱata. In Ireland, it's called the bag of mysteries. Hang it up in a tree. Take a stick and whack the bag of mysteries. If you pick a different country, you might have been close. Bob, what are bags of mystery? A bags of mystery is just a term for boobs.
Starting point is 00:42:16 The mystery. I've always wanted to have a peek at me. Me neighbors bags of mystery. That's creepier than I meant, but you know what I'm getting at. Someone who would call them bags of mystery was probably creepy. Just be real. I want our viewers and listeners to have the context that if you want to see your neighbors bags of mystery, you want to see their sausages because bags of mystery or sausages. Oh, what does it mean ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho screaming at someone. I like that. Giving them the piece of your mind. You're giving them the wind. Not from your south hole, from your north hole. Other hole. Different wind. It could be, I guess.
Starting point is 00:43:13 To give someone the wind is to jilt a suitor. To what a suitor? What are you doing to my suitors? J-I-L-T, jilt. It's like the end of a relationship quickly. Quick breakup. You weren't expecting it. Like, you're jilted. I think what I suggested would accomplish that. So would mine. I think screaming at them or farting on them and giving them wind. Both could. I think screaming more jilting, you know. Very jilting. Some people scream and stay in love forever. Sometimes you just got screamy love. Some people fart lovingly. in their loved one's directions see that one's that one feels less
Starting point is 00:43:51 generalizable to me some people probably do you're not screaming i love you you're screaming oh you well people people have passions some people are passionate sometimes you scream and then you make up i don't know no i think i've got an easy one for you guys. That's promising mark. You're up first. What does it mean to give a body the flesh creep? Give a body the flesh creep Yeah, now you know what it is easy I remember this one now it is easy know about this one, man. Yeah, now you know what? It is easy. I remember this one now. It is easy. I KNOW THIS ONE! It's holding up holding up a picture
Starting point is 00:44:32 that's trip-phobic to someone's and making them look at it. Or rubbing styrofoam. Yeah. Okay, okay. To give someone the shivers. Bob! This is actually just the premise for a movie. Have you guys ever seen Weekend at Bernie's?
Starting point is 00:44:50 Mm-hmm, no I haven't, but I know of it. Where they rig up the dead body to move around and do stuff and that's giving a body the flesh creep. It's when you rig up a dead body to still pretend like it's alive and to do stuff. Um, Mark, I got to give it to you. To give a body the flesh creep is to give someone the shivers more so used for like cold, but it's still like that goose bumpy shiver feeling. Like it's described as the shivers and you said the shivers.
Starting point is 00:45:19 So I'm going to give it to you. That is pretty close. But to give a body the flesh creep, AKA the shivers can be used when it's cold outside. Or I mean, when you said styrofoam, you know how much I love it. So yeah, I gotta give you that one. Oh, I have some styrofoam. Oh, you don't have to do that. Does that go through the microphone? You would lose points if you tried. Wouldn't you like to know? No, I wouldn't. Um, Bob, you're up first over here, man. Let's pay attention to this statements are you hearing that i'm gonna give you three you know because i you're my friend and you're gonna get three of them oh colder than the hinges of hell colder than a brass toilet seat in
Starting point is 00:45:54 the uconn and so cold that the milk cows gave icicles uh i'm gonna say that those are all phrases to describe when it's really cold. Wow. Mark, what do you think? Can I not? Can I say his? Can I say his? You could agree or you could say exactly what he said if you can repeat it. I agree. Okay.
Starting point is 00:46:20 Yeah, that's right. You guys are... Mark agreed so I get extra points, right? Is that a fair thing to do no No, no cuz I thought that too. I even knew that my dad milked cows once He said that thing and he's dead. So, you know, I'll never get that again So close so close damn it more lip quiver and it would have been there We're so close to something whose turns it to go first here. I think it's Mark's turn
Starting point is 00:46:54 Yes, mark. What does it mean to have one's shirt out? To be working so hard you're sweating no storm. You need to take off some clothes Okay, Bob. What does it mean to have one's shirt out? That is a thing that you would say to someone if they packed their suitcase really poorly and articles of clothing or other things were like hanging out of the like comically like they closed it and stuff was hanging out of the suitcase. Hey, your shirts out. Okay, it means to be angry. Your shirt's out because you're angry. Like you're ready to fight.
Starting point is 00:47:29 I think I don't know about that one. That sounds stupid. Yeah. No, that don't think it's right. I'd rather have marks than that one. That's the 19th century Australian thing. Australian said it, you know, our, no, did you say Mark should get the points for that one? He did say that. And he did. I'd I'd rather Mark's was the truth than that one I mean, I was thinking about giving it to him there, because I mean He said to get hot and sweaty, which is part of like the anger thing, but it's not It's tangential, but not like That's true, I guess
Starting point is 00:47:57 But you agree, Bob? Alright Okay You said that's true, I guess Well, that's true, I guess Bob, this is weird, I guess they don't... There's two of them here together. I'm gonna give you. Off his kaduva and off his chump.
Starting point is 00:48:12 Those aren't words. Apparently 19th century Australians used the have one shirt out but they also used these. Guys what are we doing with words Australia? Off his kaduva, K-A-D-O-O-V-A and off his chump. I'm trying to imagine Bluey's dad saying off his chump. Nah, I can see that. Off his kaduva, I'm Australian. Oi, Roy, I'm Australian.
Starting point is 00:48:41 Off my kadodova. That definitely Codova and chump are both Australian beers. And that's when someone's real grumpy because he wants a drink, but he's trying to cut back on beer drinking like, ah, don't worry about him. He's off his chump. Okay. Mark, you just had a lovely experience in the bedroom between the sheets, Wade, you know about that? Oh yeah, eruption in the streets and an eruption in the sheet. When you're done, you hop off his Kaduva.
Starting point is 00:49:17 That's like an erection. Hop off his Kaduva, so it's you hopping off. I know, actually, you could also use that at work Like if your boss is giving you a hard time, you'd be like, Hey, get off my Kadoova! This guy's been riding my chump Bob, I think I gotta give you this one It wasn't exactly right, but it's someone who's acting a little bonkers
Starting point is 00:49:40 And if someone is off of their whatever I got that Gor grip Codoova Sorry actually rebranded in Australia's koala grip, but same idea We're stopping there. We've done it. That's it. I've got so many more. We'll come back again one day, but I thought was pretty good I'm gonna tally up the points Bob I'm gonna read your points first. That's probably a good sign. You got points for we're rooting for Lexi, because we are. Take the egg, rain napper, drunk, cold, Cadoova, and hot fox. What? Hotter than a fox and the whatever. You got points for that one.
Starting point is 00:50:20 Oh, okay. Right, right. Mark, you got points for not that i don't mind your double negative there thank you that's capitalism baby you also got points for drunk hot cold erection gives uh body the flesh creep i think i wrote shirt butt shirt butt shirt out oh that's an o that's a lot of things yeah but you got extra points for Lexi because oh all right mark you got a total of eight points Bob you also cut a total of eight points this is pre wheel we're currently sitting at a tie how many wheels are we doing let me go find out we Let me roll a d3. One. Okay. Ooh, interesting.
Starting point is 00:51:06 That means we are guaranteed a winner, I guess. Usually every episode we are guaranteed a winner. Well, yeah, but the one man show thing can... What does you want to add to the wheel? Point for wearing the least amount of clothing. Interesting. Can you do that right before the wheel goes? Just start stripping as like a last-ditch effort? I'm like, I gotta win this. I feel like right now I'm actually the one who's wearing the least
Starting point is 00:51:30 But between you two I don't know cuz Bob's got an undershirt, but you've got a jacket. I'm wearing shorts. I'm wearing socks I could take off everything below the waist. Do you have socks on Mark? No socks. No socks You guys might you might be ahead then by the socks all right cool all right well it's just 14 options so it's not I'd listen oh I forgot to read my points I got points for slay SLA because I said I didn't I deserve points last episode for him I didn't get him so I gave myself a point and I got a point for Ella goop sure sure sure all right are you ready for our one spin yeah I'm ready come on tallest
Starting point is 00:52:11 ooh oh no most locked in I don't think I was very locked in this episode I'm pretty sure it's kind of a competition between us to see who was least locked in because I feel like I was also in and out a little bit. I would fight for this if I felt like I was really strongly in it. Like I felt like I was just banging out the answers, but I feel like the editors might've had to cut out quite a lot of me waffling to get to this point in the episode. So I gave five points toward Bob for things
Starting point is 00:52:47 that were kind of, I consider locked in and four to you. We have a couple of your points for funny things. You went with erection for a very long time instead of coming up with the different ideas. I was pretty locked into the erection, that's true. Even though if you'd gone with drunk, it would have been actually correct. You got with drunk, this would have been a walk away
Starting point is 00:53:03 wouldn't even have been close. Yeah, true, yeah. I don't know, well it's not over thinking I'll take the point Bob's got take the egg napper hot and cold drunk and kaduva you Bob you got it by the kaduva ooh the kaduva puts you over the edge it's the way I like it that's true that ends with Bob at nine and being our winner winner speech all right can I just say I like the wheels at the end. I get excited. I know they're not always gonna be
Starting point is 00:53:29 the most interesting thing, but when shit goes crazy with the wheels, shit really goes crazy. And I'm here for it. Whoever invented that, and I think it might've been Mark, possibly the best idea in the show's history. Just gotta, just can't praise it enough. Excellent work, everybody. Also, it. Just can't praise it enough. Excellent work,
Starting point is 00:53:45 everybody. Also, it helped me win today, so... Until next week when it's like worst ad invention ever, horrible, destroy it. If the wheel is always on my side, I can't get mad at it, now can I? I mean, it cost you last week with me, technically. Bring stuff up. Remember who's hosting next time. That's true, but you'll forget it by then. I will. Mark, loser speech. HaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAaaaaAaaaaaaaaA A here we are again losing with my friends. I I don't know your rhyming scheme really started off strong and then just like just like me with most of my content start off strong terrible finish but mid middle and that you know has has people usually tune out by then so they only see the best stuff at the front I front load everything very few people even got to this end of the
Starting point is 00:54:44 episode so as for all they know I crushed. And I will crush it in the next episode. You heard it here first. All downhill from hello, everybody. It sure is. Always was, always will be. But next episode, I've earned myself a right to compete again. Mm-hmm. Didn't get banished from the show, so I think I'll count that as a win. What a silver lining to find. A lot of rhymes in there, man. I could give you bonus points that don't count. I will. Wow. Thanks, man. You're welcome. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:55:13 Thank you guys for watching. If you haven't followed the podcast, do that. If you're not watching the podcast and you're not driving, do that. For flying or boating or, you know, biking, whatever. If you haven't already, check out these guys. Mark at Markiplier, Bob at MySkr, me at minion777, or lord minion777. Merch, maybe soon, possibly, should be, could be, would be. It's coming, it's coming.
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