Distractible - Peekaboo!

Episode Date: May 26, 2025

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Manor called Mark has ad-guilt, gets wet with Houdini, refunds a handy, and starts a sing-along. From witness protection to snatch synonyms it's time for peekaboo now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show hey everyone welcome back to another episode of distractible I'm today's host Wade because I finally won again I say the word finally because I don't remember the last time I won it could have been two in a row I might have hosted and given myself the win can't remember but I feel like it's been a while therefore Good job me. I don't know why but I thought you were doing a bit I thought you said that the way Colin Mochrie says his news reporter names

You were like, I'm your host Wade because I won again. I'm wait a second and I'll tell you Wade That's the wrong hole Lars Lars pants on farce. I think that was one of them right anyway Sorry, my mind just exploded cuz I thought you did it and I was like I don't understand you're good I was about to give you permission to talk anyway, so it's fine that you did hi It's Bob. Hi do I have permission to talk? Well, this is a show where one of us hosts the other two compete for points whoever has the most gets those the next Episode and so I'm here right now and these two will be competing today But as always we usually start by catching up and we actually haven't gotten to talk to three of us in a while

So how's life what's new mark? You're once again hiding in witness protection somewhere. It looks like they keep moving me Good people keep finding me. I don't know how they keep doing it I just wake up every morning, go out on my porch, go, hello everybody, and people find me. It's crazy. Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome back to my house. Can't imagine why they keep finding me.

I am just surprised they haven't kicked you out yet. They must really love you down there, the witness protection. Yeah, they must, they must. Don't know what crime I'm gonna confess about, but. Usually you're pre-protected from ratting out someone else that committed a crime. It's not always yours. Oh, I kept telling about my crimes. It says a lot though that you think you have a crime. Why would they be protecting you?

I don't know. I hate you. I just talk, man. Mark's gonna rat himself out. We gotta protect him. The guy was like, I thought he was gonna tell us what somebody else said, he keeps confessing. Let's keep him in protection, see what else he admits to. He won't stop confessing. I'm in the desert. Peekaboo. I don't know. I don't know.

I forgot that classic desert strategy of peekaboo keeps you cool in the desert. I just rubbed my face, I was like, say peekaboo keeps you cool in the desert I just rubbed my face and was like, say peekaboo I was like, why? oh, peekaboo well it's very important to cover yourself up from the sun in the desert peekaboo is a classic it loses track of you real quick the sun's just that Mario version of the sun angrily coming after you the whole time, but

peekaboo stops his tracks. What's new? Bob specifically? I'm in my basement. I thought we were doing location based exclamations. I didn't, I didn't want to, sorry. You know, stuff, stuff is good. James has entered a new era, which I have not named yet,

but I'm gonna just say that it's very destructive and it's mainly of his own self. He's entering a Mark era, really. Let's call it that. Okay, alright. I sort of hoped eventually he'd gain like a fear of getting hurt, because he's not afraid of anything. He'll just like climb up on the back of the couch and you know, like he could fall and break his neck and all. He just does stuff like that. And he has started falling off of things now. He started falling down. He fell off the back steps on the patio because he just wasn't looking and ran off the steps.

He keeps doing that, but he doesn't act like he gets hurt. Like he falls, he fell onto his face. He missed this last step, fell onto his face off the back deck onto a concrete patio and we were like, oh And he just stood up and was like I Thought kids cried a lot He does cry when he gets when he like hurts himself sometimes but when he really eats it nothing He doesn't get scared. He doesn't, he's just like, Oh,

that was cool. And then just continues. It's like, he's just going to keep doing crazier and crazier shit. He's not learning to be afraid for his safety at all. It's like the next evil Knievel. I don't know. It seems bad, but also he's like, he's fine. Like he's getting scraped up, but otherwise it's fine. I'm going to trust him. It's two and a half now pretty trustworthy guy So they call it the trustworthy twos. I feel an overwhelming guilt Building up inside me for every day that I have not done a video about all the Prusa 3d printers that they've sent me I

Well, you could keep talking about them I could I could but I don't think it qualifies I Think about it. I'm on I'm on vacation right now. So I'm just like I'm out trying to relax and then I wake up in the middle like Promoted Prusa Are your printers like talking in your dreams like Mark you forgot about us more no, they're being used That's why it feels bad. It's like they're they're like chugging 24 7 now No, they're being used. That's why it feels bad. It's like they're- they're like chugging 24-7 now. Um, and I'm just like, aw, I can host productivity for all these printers I got for free that they sent in right before the tariffs hit.

And send them in, yes! And it's like under the door of the tariffs. Yah! Anyway, I can make- I can make oceans go poosh in Houdini now. Peek-a-boo! Ah! Is that like a si- physics sim stuff? Is that what- is that- that you're doing that I'm not talking about Houdini I mean, I might have mentioned it tangentially With the render farm like the whole idea was for Houdini, but now I'm actually in Houdini

Which is by side effects is the company that makes it but Houdini is a software. Okay, so it's Everyone if you ask anyone who's Houdini they'll tell you it's procedural You'll have no idea what that means, but they'll keep saying it as if it explains everything, you know? What do you think it's procedural means? Like, it does... there's a... procedure. You have to do things in a particular order to proceed. It starts at number one on the list and proceeds from there procedurally you open you edit you save Procedure there you go. That's probably it

No It just means you have to build everything you want to build out of the fucking Lego bricks that they give you and It'll you can modify it as you go I don't know it's nuts But they have little pre-made things like ocean and wave tank and I can make it go With my all my computers nice. I don't know why I'm just imagining you have this intricate set up You launch the computer you enter this crazy password And then you're just like dropping a stick figure into the water once it goes splash you like yeah

I actually was like, too! That is exactly it! There was an extremely intricate, well-thought-out working system, empowered as a region for all these computers, and I load it up and I go, let's have it go boosh! And it goes boosh! And I go like, AHHHH! Eight guys wearing sunglasses, having earpieces in with like guns,

you have to like scan your badge, you get to the room, and it's just boosh. Yes. You don't know how right you are, Wade. You don't know how correct you are in this moment. I'm happy for you, I think. Uh, but I've had to embrace Linux. I don't want to. Doesn't sound fun.

It's so stupid. For Houdini on Linux, like, I don't know why this is- Wait, if I go to Houdini, Linux requirements? Yes, I'm shitting on Linux again. It has some great things, but also like, holy fuck. If you go to any program, game has like system requirements, right? And so, sure. If you go to SideFX for the software, it's like, you know, Windows, it runs on Windows 11, 10, 8.1, server is not supported. You know, oh, 8.1 server not supported. Mac OS, you know, oh 8.1 server not support macOS, you know, just this version Linux it runs on Ubuntu Debian, rel, fedora, centOS, mint, pop 2004, rocky, alma

Older distros like it's just and then that's not even the main thing It's there's a sub page where if you install it for Houdini You need to install all of these plugins that couldn't possibly be bundled with it for Linux reasons. You need Libisound, LibC6, LibDebus, LibEventCore, LibXPAC, LibFont, LibGL, GLXO, ICE, NSPR, NSS, OpenGL, PCISM, X11, X11, XBCB, X C B cursor X C B D R I 3 X C B I C B M I'm halfway through the list. I'm less than halfway through the list That's how many you have to install yourself to get it working on Linux You have to sounds pretty much like Linux, but those are all just like command lines, right? Plus can't you like, can't you just like download those all

into one directory and then be like, well, look at this folder, install all of that shit. No, I don't know. Maybe, just, I don't know why, why wouldn't it be packaged with the Linux installer if it needed these things? Why doesn't it come with it? It's actually a different thing that you could install first, but you have to install the main software. And then there's about 30 plugins that you install for that, but then once

you have that, then you can install other software with all the plugins all included. Man, I bet actually there probably is one of those, but the worst thing is that list that I read you is for only some of those distributions of Linux. That's for Debbie and Ubuntu, Mint and Pop. For, um, Rell, Rocky and Fedora, there's a completely different list. Smaller, but, you know, different. I followed all of that. Rocky, Elma. I'm not following it either. I'm not saying I know this stuff. It's, Linux is silly. We're on the same boat here. I think we used to have neighbors named Rocky and Elma. It sounds like meme coins. It sounds like meme coins. Oh, it's it's GLEF and MIMPed and GORPy and Purple. Yep. That is pretty much it.

Well, you did you use Linux back when we were when we met in college you you were familiar with Linux, right? If I said I was I lied I must have been like I'm lying to you Well, my my buddies a lot of my buddies went into like software engineering stuff So I Ubuntu was what I had on my other partition on the laptop that I used when we lived together My laptop that I got for college was half Windows 7 half original Ubuntu distribution Way back so that that goes back and that was not new when I was using it then, I don't think either. That's like-

Damn. Not to brag, but I once had to launch a Windows computer in DOS mode to play a game. Damn. I know. That's pretty similar to what you guys are talking about, right? Basically.

You know, it's funny. I know Wade's doing this as a joke. All of that, you were going through, Mark, and in the back of my mind I was like I have been considering switching my web browser lately. That's gonna be tough. I feel what marks feeling Look listen, I'm I'm dug in okay I've been using I've been using Chrome since it came out And I know that it's awful and if I didn't have such ridiculously overpowered computers

I would never get away with this, but I'm so afraid to change It's gonna be so hard and there's probably Linux involved or something. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about mark. Yeah Oh, yeah, I'm sure yeah mm-hmm. I only add some pain you guys remember that whole car thing We talked about right like getting a car wait cars parked in his driveway Let's go. Let's get a picture of it. Oh very soon very soon my car a few weeks ago hit the port in Germany And then it was in transit across the ocean I got this weird tweet someone sent me a tweet They're like Wade bad news about your car.

And I was like, who the hell are you? What are you talking about? And it showed a picture of like a bunch of cargo containers washing up on a beach where apparently there was a boat accident and BMW and all their containers got lost at sea. And I was like, oh no. I looked it up and I was like, oh thank God.

This looks like it was from 2023 or something. Not me, not me. And so you got your car. Last week, Molly and I looked it up. I was like, oh thank God this looks like it was from 2023 or something Not me not me and so you got your car last week. I'm all and I were out of town I was keeping track. I was like still in transit still in transit. This didn't take two to four weeks to get across the ocean That's fine. Whatever and then two days ago. I looked and it was like okay I was on step like 14 of 16 for delivery. I looked it was like step 13 at port. Oh, wait a minute We were we've been in transit for like a week What do you mean at port? How do we we're not back in Germany, right? Like this is a different car Like they're at this port there. They're the port in the US right like they hit this port

It's what backwards in the step tell me that it's actually here and soon. I'll have a car It's still at port with no updates and my car actually got deleted at one point from the app and I had to go Re-add it. I have some concerns. My guy. Where is it? Is it in the ocean? Is it in Germany or is it here?

That car, my guy, that car is gone. That car is gone. Just trust me, that car is fucking gone. Where is it? What if there's a person in the exact right position at BMW or at like the shipping line or whatever Who is it who listens to this and heard you talking about it and was like let's just fuck with him Let's just send his car everywhere. How far can we get Wade to travel to pick up his car? Like well turns out you got to go to uh, Baltimore if you want your car. It's definitely in the port there

Maybe hey Wade Turns out you gotta go to Baltimore if you want your car. It's definitely in the port there maybe. Hey Wade, let me explain it to you in a way you can understand. Editors, like help me out with this one. Pretend my head is your car. Editors, now delete my head. Peek-a-boo! That's your car. Well, I think the tweet was right.

Wade's car's in the ocean. Editors, put Mark's head in the ocean. Look at all the Guam! Put me in Guam. I don't know where it is. I have one more. Well, I've got two more things. I might save one of them. I got one more thing at least I want to mention right now. Mark. Yeah. I've been hyping up a game for a while here and you finally played it.

Blueprints. I watched you play it and I got to say two things. One, I'm impressed. Two, God, I watched you play it and I gotta say two things one I'm impressed two god I hate you I feel I feel that tell you what so blueprints is a puzzle game right you figure out different ways to unlock information to move and there's different clues that lead you down different rabbit holes and things mark came across like the first puzzle and instead of looking for a solution, how long did you spend in Photoshop trying to figure out, spoiler alert, swan song? Look, man, I don't know because the thing is I had it right in front of me.

It was so clear because what it was like I didn't know what this was, but I knew the last one was song, right? So it was like this and no one listened to it. It's like it was, I didn't know what this was, but I knew the last one was sung, right? So it was like this. And no one listened to it. It was an S. I knew it started with an S, and I knew the song was at the end. And that was like three lines here. I'm like, no letter has three up lines? That's incredible. What letter is that? It must be some other letter. It must be like a W.

Anyway, so yeah. no, I uh, I feel dumb. There was so much more cut out of that than you saw. I spent a good hour and a half trying to figure it out. Let me tell ya, spoilers incoming. There's literally an item you find in the game that when you look at that note, it reveals the password. You don't have to do that. It seemed like I should be able to solve it and and you know it the answer was more obvious than I look man

Look, I just I was like he's never gonna make another episode because if this is how he tackles puzzles in the game He's like something. I can't quite see what if I get the Hubble telescope Can I rent that for a week, and I just hold that aiming at my monitor I can read this microscopic text hey look man I got it I don't know what you're complaining about I solved the puzzle I was reading some of the comments everyone's like wow Mark's dedication to figuring that out and I was like if he played the game for 10 more minutes rather than the 40 minutes he took in photoshop he might have just found the item that shows that. I don't know what- I actually didn't watch it back, so I don't know how the edit shook up, but- It's funny.

That's ChatGPD. I uploaded a picture of that scribble, and I gave it all the discoveries I made so far. And I was like, what in the fuck do you think this is? And I said to myself, there's no way it works, and I said- I think the last one's song starts with an S it was like hmm judging by this could it be Swan's song and I went you motherfucker I'm gonna the AI should burn because of this this one moment oh did you see I did not to keep harping on AI because I know some people don't don't like it talking about but it's kind of a thing and we're

making fun of it most of the time The new video one that everyone's really really jazzed up about voe voe Whatever. Yeah, and it puts out, you know video that still is very clearly AI nonsense But it it looks prettier which I guess is is the good of it or something like that, but here's the thing if you tell it to make a Or something like that, but here's the thing if you tell it to make a fortnight Let's play it not only will put the person in the corner It has almost perfect fortnight gameplay occurring Google got all of their training videos I wonder where Google owner of YouTube got all of their training videos. I wonder where Google, owner of YouTube, got all of their

training videos. Hmm. What happens if you tell it to create a makeup tutorial? Like, this is my daily skin routine to get ready with me video. Turn around with 10 fingers on one hand and like three noses like ah perfect. Well I was gonna say I love I get I appreciate that whoever put together their like sample stuff had a sense of humor because one of the one of the clips that was really popular going around was like a stand-up comic telling a joke and the joke I don't remember it was like very unfunny, which is fine. But then there was another one of a guy, it was like chest up shot of a guy just sitting there.

And he's just, it cuts to him like he's mid thought. And he just says, and that's the day that I realized I would be able to count way higher than any other person. And then he holds his hands up and he has like eight fingers per hand Hahahaha And they're like, like very funny very funny nailed it ten out of ten I had another weird medical wake up. You guys remember the uvula? Chronicles, right? So Molly and I were traveling we got back Late in the evening. I think like Monday or whatever it was. I was up late, I think I decided to record more blueprints or whatever have you, so I went to bed late.

Got about two and a half hours of sleep, and then I woke up. All the animals were like, We need to shit now! I was like, alright, well I guess I'll take the animals out. And I went to sit up, I was like, ooh, ah, ah! My fucking left eye was burning, like I had just poured hot sauce into it like burning like crazy I couldn't really open it. I finally did I couldn't see out of it I was like almost amsler greeting myself trying to see like different points of vision Did I lose part of my vision? What happened to me? The cat scratched my eye in my sleep

Like I was freaking out. So I'm trying to take the animals out I'm trying to like look at my phone to call an eye doctor because they had just opened at this point It's like 8 in the morning get the animals outside. I call and I'm like I something look at my phone to call an eye doctor because they had just opened at this point. It was like eight in the morning. Get the animals outside. I call and I'm like, something's wrong with my eye. I don't know. I woke up. I can't open my eye. It was blurry.

It's pouring out water, burning like crazy. And I went in and the doctor got like this yellow dye, put a drop in each eye, put me under the appellation lamp, which is like where you put your chin and your forehead and these little, do the little blue light pressure test and stuff. And the one thing I think you never want to hear a doctor say is what my doctor decided to say, which was what- which was, well that's weird.

Anytime your doctor finds something weird or unusual they haven't seen before, that's- you don't want that. So of course, immediately I was like, oh no, what- what's weird? And he's like, well it looks like you just have a dry spot. And I was like, oh no, what's weird? And he's like, well, it looks like you just have a dry spot. And I was like, okay, that doesn't sound that weird. Maybe my eyelid got pried open or something. He's like, but it's in a spot that shouldn't have just dried out.

Like the middle of my cornea, I had this like diamond shaped dry spot where just for whatever reason, there was no moisture on the middle of my cornea and my pupil and stuff. And he's like, well, if your eyelid had been pried open partially while sleeping, you'd expect to see it dry in this region, like he drew it out and all like on his eye picture.

And he's like, if this was, like he was showing different things. He's like, for it to be this pattern right here, but moisturized everywhere else is bizarre. And I was like, great, what do we do about that? I'm glad to be a guinea pig here but uh help me please help me in pain scared help uh he just gave me a moisturizing drop and was like I guess we'll try this yeah let me we'll keep in touch come back and not tomorrow but day after and I'll do

a recheck and see how things are going thankfully long and then skipping ahead my eye I use the drops my eyes better but no explanation as to how a random spot of my eye just like shriveled up and dried and died in the middle of my sleep well I think that all the people in the subreddit will diagnose you all professionals and some up-and-coming professionals so yeah no that's weird actually web MD did thinks you have eye cancer hopefully not my eye pressures were good I was using like a steroid drop on this eye which can raise eye pressure a little bit so this eye pressure was up to like 23. 23? If you 30s 40s you start to worry 23 is not. You don't have to tell me. It's like high normal. I worked with eyes for a while

okay maybe a decade ago but like this eye was 23 this eye was 21 it was a little elevated from the steroid drop nothing crazy. Vision seems normal I couldn't wear contacts for a few days just because the doctor was worried so I was wearing glasses, days before I sat back in contacts. I don't know, it was very painful and very confusing to wake up half asleep and just be excruciating pain

like that out of nowhere. Anyway, Wade's medical anomalies, take two. Someone's gonna be like, well, if the uvula in the eye combined, what it actually means is your spleen is failing. Let me know I guess This episode is brought to you by Amazon Prime whatever you're into it's on Prime You know what I got off of Amazon that is actually a crucial component of this show

My coin that I can never remember which side is heads and which side is tails. Well, it's not just about products Sometimes it's about shows and And Amazon Prime also comes with Prime Video. Whatever it is, Prime helps you get more out of whatever passions you're into or getting into. Head to amazon.com slash prime and follow your obsession wherever it goes. Good small talk, boys, good small talk. I have a bit of time for an actual episode,

so let's jump in. You guys remember, we've done a couple of episodes in the past where I had some old-timey phrases, and I would read you the phrase, you guys tell me what it meant. Alright, we're doing more of that. Alright. Oh, don't over-sell it. There's a couple reasons why. One, I really enjoy it. Two, we still have a lot left in this mental floss article.

Three, I like mental floss. I don't know much about them as a web page, but I just like the word mental floss. I like the compound word that it is, because I think of all the crevices in your brain being flossed. And I enjoy- sorry Bob, I'm aphantasia biased against I guess, I'll enjoy the mental image I get of a brain being flossed I would too if I had one this is where I'd put my mental image of a brain being flossed if I had one we've done 44 of these, I was looking through my notes we've done quite a few of them and there's still a lot left

uh, let me find my coin, I don't remember who went where last so I'm gonna flip a coin to see which one of you goes first. Bob your heads mark your tails. Alright let's get a good flip. What are you, why are you doing it like that? You do- Why do you throw it? You throw it. You need to you need to rely more on your- you're like throwing it off your hand it's awesome wow that was a very sharp pencil you're right mark you've convinced me you have convinced me that that's the

proper way like he's just it was an example obviously that wasn't a coin so it is tails which means mark you go first here which won't really matter but you could have just held that up and decided it was tails. I was not watching. Well, that's not my fault That's your fault cuz I did do it. Damn you Sorry, no wonder it looked weird studio light was on. Sorry. What's going on? Hey, what's up? I'm just watching you flicker Watch this

Really takes a second on that one oh editors are gonna love this I know I know what's wrong with the editor is gonna be jealous I'm taking their job fireworks editors remove the fireworks we can't have those we can't have those, we can't have those take those out, make it just regular So that was the apple fire

Here's the editor's fireworks Oh! Sorry, let's get back to what matters here Mark, what are happy returns? Alright, so I'll tell you in a second, I have a great... I have a good one. So you got happy endings, right? Yes.

So happy endings, but... Wait, which happy ending are you thinking of? The sex one? Mm-hmm. The happy returns is when you go to get a refund on your happy ending. Because you're dissatisfied. And you have to have opposite sex to give it back. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they gotta put it back.

I feel like I have to say this might need to get cut out or bleeped out, but maybe not. I just this is immediately what I imagined because and that's why I lost it. Happy returns. Okay, you're a guy. You're laying down on your back and you're alone and you're feeling horny so you're jorking it and you finish up into the air and then you get covered in happy returns. What goes up must come down. Obviously. Well, Wade, which one do you prefer? Returning your your happy ending raining jizz

unfortunately neither one of those are the happy returns happy returns despite the name is actually just vomiting that doesn't make any sense at all silly that implies that the vomiting is good yeah I've really just vomiting that's that's kind of it I don't have I don't have a where it originated or anything like that Just mine was closer. How stuff coming out of body. Oh, you're right. I had stuff going into body I'm so stupid. God damn it. I mean if you guys agree I'll give him the happy returns point Well, mine was not so happy. So maybe I had the irony about it, but on a fundamental level I think he's still got it. That's true and vomiting and happy returns in Mark's world kind of match vibes a little better, I guess.

But it depends how you judge it. Bob, what is a lean away? The word is lean away. Like the word lean and the word away combined into one compound word. It's actually a practice that's been outlawed. Modernly, there's a similar thing that you could still do. It's called layaway, which is where you pick out a product at a store and then they like set it aside for you

and you make payments and when you pay it off, then you can take it home and you own the product. A lot of like furniture and stuff like that. Leanaway was actually where instead of you picking the product and then leaving the store, you had to pick the product and then work in the store and live there without leaving until you paid off the debt. And then you were allowed to take the whatever, the furniture, whatever it was, home with you. You didn't actually get to go home and lay down but you couldn't lean occasionally during your

24-hour seven days a week work shifts at whatever whatever store was selling thing mark what do you think a lean away is oh well away, I lean away, I lean away In the jungle, the mighty jungle Where it sleeps tonight I love that step telling you what it means You just put it in another sentence What do I need to say? I don't need to say anymore, that's it That whole movie is like that

What is Hoonamacana? Oh, fucking shit Hoonamacana! What What does Huna Makuta mean? Nobody knows! It doesn't mean anything! Or does it compete-ity? If we can't even say a Kuna Matata, I'm not sure we're gonna figure out some of these words. Huna Makata!

What does Hookadook Hookamadook Hookadooka? Hoo hoo hoo! Huna! Hoo! Huna Makata! Huna Makata. Lean away is just whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo to the Huna Makata talk that you contributed to. That was my words! I know, but it was contributing to Mark's idea of the song. Heh heh heh. Look, I'm already ahead. I'm not gonna say anything. Well, I guess it doesn't mean no worries, does it? Some worries, bruh. Some worries.

Some worries for Huna Makata. It means some worries for the rest of your days. It means anxiety Sorriness Got cake a manuba. I don't know. It's different every time who cares mark. What does it mean to be off the cob? We know we did this one wait this familiar on the cob I do feel like we did something similar, but this isn't a 20 easy question situation again. We're getting the exact same I do feel like we did something similar, but... This isn't a 20 easy question situation again, where we're getting the exact same words. Is it?

No promises. Oh boy. Alright. So, on the cob... Off the cob. Which one is it, man? The one I've said every time. Wade has said the same one every time. Can we get a sign that this one is on or off the cob?

Are you two okay today? Is it on the cob or on the cob? Which one is it Wade? You keep saying different things. O-F-F. Off the cob. Alright, off the cob. Good job. I should give you a point just for repeating what I said. No, Mark. Yeah, you said it- you're saying it wrong, so it must be on the cob. Must be on the cob? If I was wrong before? Because you said off the cob.

Okay, so it's on the cob. Yeah, Wade was saying on the cob if I was wrong before because you said off the cob. Okay, so it's on the cob Yeah, wait, we're saying on the cob so when you eat corn and It's still whole you eat it on the cob. It means to eat something whole Bob what is off the cob? I feel like this is the fucking Saturday Night Live celebrity jeopardy bullshit. Alright, I'm gonna play for points this time. Somehow both of you are Sean Connery today and I don't know how. I'll be Connery, you be Sean.

I'm playing for points. Off the Cobb, it's actually a saying, comes out of Nebraska, very regionally specific. There's a lot of corn in Nebraska. Their college mascot is the Corn Huskers. That's how corn focused they are. And so it's just slang in Nebraska for if you've been eating too much corn lately and you're trying to cut back. When someone offers you, as they do every day everywhere in Nebraska

A corn on the cob you say no no I'm on the cob off the cob I was writing down the point for you, Bob. I was like, you know, he participated. Are you sure it wasn't on the cob, Wade? Are you sure? Are you sure it wasn't? I don't know. I don't know anymore.

I can't tell anymore, man. We did the bit too much. I don't know which one's the one. Slang meaning corny. It just means corny. On the cob means corny? I don't like that one very much. That's not very- You're real on the cob, man.

It's like on the nose. You're too on the nose. No, it's not on the- it's off the cob! I love slang. Bob, what is a red onion? Can't wait for this one. The color is red! Alright, a green onion. I don't give a fuck what you prefer to do. I'm not sure if it's more specific than this or what, but I'm gonna keep it kind of vague and just hope that I'm in the right ballpark.

Red onion is a vegetable? It's fair, I think, yeah. I can't disagree with your assessment. That has to be right! That has to be that's a reasonable guess I have a guess. I guess it's a slang phrase for something slang phrase for a green onion. That's not green enough I know what it is. It's slang for a beat because you know some people they didn't know what beats were They pulled it out of the ground. It looks a lot like an onion. They've got into it like this red onions weird Oddly enough mark you're closer that I'd like you to be with this interpretation It looks a lot like an onion, they've got into it like, this red onion's weird.

Oddly enough, Mark, you're closer than I'd like you to be with this interpretation. That's what I'm thinking, that's what I'm thinking, that's what I'm saying. Seeing something and thinking it should be different or perhaps better, a red onion is a dive bar. How am I closer? How, how am I? How?

I don't think they have a lot of vegetables at dive bars. I think it's called a red onion because you go there and it ends up being a dive bar. I don't know. I don't get a lot of descriptions for this. Mark, I think you're first this time. There is- you have got this. You are- this one was built for you. What is meant by the slang phrase focus your audio? Can you give me the definition? No, can you use it in a sentence? Focus your audio that's telling that's telling that's telling that's clue that clue man

Couldn't be that simple you're too wise and special for that you're too sly you sly dog no I'm literally stolen cuz I've forgotten what it was what did you say off the cob or focus your god damn it yeah that's right you sly dog makes me forget because it's like it empties my mind of whatever's there Focus your audio right give him your answer you sly dog you Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I don't know what you said, but yeah, I agree. Bob, let's focus your audio This is actually From the 60s. Oh, maybe it's more like the 80s. I don't know. It's from a group B rally car racing the radio transmissions between driver and Navigator were pretty hard to understand kind of just shouting at each other. And the Audi team would often get into arguments or sort of get off track because they were like yelling at each other back and forth. So the navigator to shut it down and to get everyone

back on track to make sure that they're, you know, still trying to win the race would just shout at his driver like that's enough focus your audio Because it's cuz they drive they drive an Audi And he was just he's exasperated the yo is how you know, it's serious I get a not laugh at that weight I can hear you saying that It's good. No, it's good. But I thought you had it. Because your description was going in the right direction. It's like, oh my god, he's gonna get this.

And then the pun came and I was like, I felt what you guys feel when I talk. A part of my soul died. It's fun, right? It is for everyone else. Focus your audio, just means listen carefully. Man, that's just not funny. Yeah, that's not right. The whole point of this is you guys are funny,

which is why I enjoy this. It hurts me, but also it's very enjoyable. Bob, what does it mean to be claws sharp? Well, clearly that's a compliment. And what it derives from is there was a period in time when everyone thought that Santa Claus was just the sharpest dressed man they could imagine and as a compliment to each other people would just like you show up at the whatever at the bar or whatever you're like oh hey look at pretty Claus sharp tonight.

Mark Claus sharp. As we all know the musical scale goes Egobu- Egobu- Egobu-de-claws It means that it's sharp And a note at the end Did you cut out or did you say the music scale is Egobu-claws? Egobu-claws Rude note, Egobu-claws And face, of course, Egobu-claws and face I thought it was Do-re. Agapa Claus.

Yeah, sorry. Yeah, Do-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti Claus. Everyone knows. It's the sharp note. Agapa Claus. Agapa Claus. Agapa Claus. Agapa Claus.

Everyone knows the music notes. Agapa Claus. Agapa notes. Egg of a claw. I'm not crazy. This one is Egg of a Delfin face. Everyone knows Egg of a Claws. You fucking idiots. Anyway, give me my point. I'm so right. Flaws Sharp describes someone who is well informed on a variety of topics.

I'll give you all something. I don't know if it's point. I'll take anything at this point. I'll give you all something, I don't know if it's point. I'll take anything at this point, I don't even... Um, Mark, what is having the bright disease? Having the bright disease? Yeah, someone could have bright disease. What does that mean? I mean, is that like radiation poisoning? Like, you got the bad light in ya?

It's a bad one, you got that bad light in ya. You got the bad light in you. It's a better way. You got that bad light in you. You got the bad light. It could be. This one is this is a tough one. I will say I don't know that I don't want to get it. So I'm interested to see what you come up with. But Bob, what's the bright disease? This is a derogatory name that was used to insult people of high intelligence.

A room full of people. And there's one person who thinks they're a smarty pants and they, like, someone sent something and the smart person is like, Um, actually. And in the background, the guy would be like, Nah, I don't mind them. Just got the bright disease. The bright disease describes someone who knows too much, particularly the kind of information that could lead someone to ratting someone else out. At least in the mafia, having the bright disease

often meant you needed to go. Ah, I see. Yeah, he's too smart for his own, ah. He's got that bright disease. I get you. Makes sense, it does. I feel like one of us was real close to that. Yeah, which one?

If it's not self-evident, you might not have as much of the bright disease as I thought you did ah radiation I think you're okay so I've got a few here for you Bob this is one of those where I give you a multiple I could just do this one at a time but I'm just gonna get through this one. Bob. What is a blabber? cabbage hat pigeon a viper a telegram Yeah, no, those are of course the names of the five top fighters for the Jets gang in West Side Story blabber cabbage hat pigeon viper telegram because they're Jets gang in West Side Story. Blobber, Cabbage Hat,

Pigeon, Viper, Telegram. Cause your girl's gonna get a telegram about how much trouble you're in after you fight him. It's actually the book that the author wrote competing with holes. One had x-ray, the other one had telegram. Yeah, it's definitely a West Side Story thing. Mark? The Five Horsemen of the apocalypse. Oh, pigeon, oh, pigeon.

And so saith the Lord, there shall appear the five horsemen of the apocalypse. Blobber, Cabbage Hat, Pigeon, Telegram, and Viper. My favorite non-canon Bible book is the Book of Viper. It's got some great stories in there. That one came out on a Sunday. God was taking it off, had a little bit of whiskey, came up with Cabbage Head. Like what, I gotta name everything? Come on!

You try naming everything in existence. These are all terms for someone who is a rat who goes first this time what first lesson mark you're up now mark what is a master John Goodfellow a master John Goodfellow okay in the movie good fellas when Samuel L Jackson had that briefcase and it was all glowy inside Yeah, yep, okay go on go on sorry they called that the John Goodman's briefcase. No, I remember that. I remember that. When John Cusack opened it on the counter in the apartment.

And then one guy goes like, am I funny to you? Do I look funny? Sorry, am I a clown? I remember that. It reminds me in The Godfather whenever Michael says, Father, I want to be a real boy. I love it in Godfather 2 when he turns to the other guy and goes onions have layers The corners are looking at me Oh, just cinema, you know

They were in a red onion at the time Bob, what is Master John Goodfellow? Mark is so close on this one Mark is so close on this one. Mark is so close on this one. It is pop. It's related to pop culture. The musical Hamilton has been very popular and then they made, they did the movie, the

Broadway recording of the movie thing and everyone's watched it. And a piece of lore that actually came out from that was popularized by that is that was actually Alexander Hamilton's name for his penis. And there were some cut lines from the musical where he talks about how he introduced a fair lady to his master John Goodman. Wait, what was it? Master John Goodfellow. We are so close. So close. Mark, you're just so convincing.

I just immediately whatever your reality is, I'm there. Bob, as a follow-up to that, what is the staff of life? Just another name for Alexander Hamilton's penis. Mark, the staff of life. Same, but general. Penis. I think we're going down the right track here Bob you're right master John Goodfellow is another name for male anatomy. All right! As is

the gentleman Usher, the staff of life, the Cyprian scepter, and the maypole. All of these are penis. It had to be right eventually. We got to do an episode where we do nothing but come up with alternate names for penis. I think we've done that one. If we could come up with a single one that was completely novel, I think it would be a success. Uh, let's do one more than all, then we can wind it down. Mark, what is the Phoenix Nest? The Phoenix Nest is a vagina because it's a source

of rebirth. The most logical explanation you've had for any of these yet, I think I should give you a point just for somehow doing that and I'm proud of you. You want logical, I've got an answer for you. Alright Bob, what is the Phoenix Nest? Okay, this cannot, it does not get more logical than what I'm about to drop on you. Way up high in trees, it's the nest that the Phoenix lives in. I promise you logic. You delivered. Are you not entertained?

I make funny ones, you scoff at me. I make logical ones, you scoff at me. There's no winning here. I just didn't expect you scoff at me. There's no winning here. I just didn't expect it to be so logical. That's how I sold it. I said it was the most logical thing. That was so A plus B equals C, it blew my mind, to be honest with you.

That wasn't even A plus B, that was A plus B equals B plus A. That was just A equals A. Yeah, that was a perfect tautology. Well, we don't need to praise his answer that much. We could throw a couple little compliments on my answer, too. I'll get to that Bob What is mrs. Phubbs parlor? Oh, that wasn't the last one got it. This is Phubbs mrs. Phubbs parlor that is the most

popular ice cream shop in the Jersey Shore area Okay, mark mrs. Fubbs parlor ahem that's another slang for vagina you wanna step into Mrs. Fubbs parlor? just like Bob was good with John Goodfellow, Mark you're right, these are all female anatomy I knew it the Phoenix Nest, the Netherlands I knew it Mount Pleasant I knew it the Phoenix nest the Netherlands I knew it Mount

Pleasant I knew it and mrs. fubs parlour I knew it just the Netherlands that's already something else I don't know if that's in the mrs. went down to mrs. fubs parley yesterday you both both went? It does say two. All right, well, we'll wrap up there. Mark, you got vagina. Bob, you got penis. Congrats. Yay.

Bonus point. I'm trying to think what I wanna do for a bonus point. Oh yeah, you need to add a thing to the wheel, which is the thing I am in charge of. I don't know. I feel like this might go against you a little bit, Bob, but I don't know if we have one on here for, where are they?

Like for someone being somewhere else. Yeah, because I've recorded three episodes ever not from my office. No, there's some favoring you guys. Pics. I think that's fair. That's fair. So what like the well traveled man away from home or mystery studio? I don't know something like that

undisclosed location witness protection put it down as witness protection witness protection yeah I'm sure when that comes up in like four months we'll both we'll all be like fuck was that what do we write witness protection what does that mean I'll read off what you guys have points for so far without telling you the totals mark you have points for peekaboo tech gibberish Damn put the sex back is that what that says sure something lion king Alina way this cannot say to love man pies, but it looks like it says to love man pies

This is exactly what it says cuz I said it means no worries egg of a claws and vagina Bob you got points for aha brave son raining jizz happy returns off the cob Something micada focus your audio bright disease Santa sharp and penis feeling good about how long those lists are I'm gonna spin the how many wheel wheel says bonus point that was gonna go to listeners or viewers viewers calling it now committing viewers

oh so fucking close best-looking I didn't shower like I showered yesterday morning so it's been like more than a day since I've showered are you trying to talk yourself out of the point or into it I'm just being honest like I don't know how I look to you guys I feel pretty grimy I'm not feeling like I look that great I shower just yesterday I'm on vacation I'm so rested and relaxed and glowing practically. If that's how you two wanted to determine it, I guess I can go that route. I was going to say I was gonna give it to Bob because Bob's camera quality is just so much better today. So he looks-

I am- I'm more well lit. My camera is definitely doing- doing a lot of work here. Hold on. Let me turn on studio light. Yeah. My god, your shoulder is so sharp. Center stage. No, come on. Come on, do it. Come on. Come on!

Come on, do it. Come on. Come on. Oh, there you go. Yeah, for some reason when I turn it on, it kind of falls me. And then when I turn it off, it just zooms in. But why would it zoom in? That's really confusing, yeah. Well, you're the host, Wade. I don't know what we're talking about anymore, but it's your call.

I'll leave it up to a coin, whether I go with camera quality or just Mark's cleanliness. Mark's cleanliness will be heads, camera quality will be tails. ... Cleanliness, Mark gets the point. Thank you. I'm very glad it didn't land on viewers or listeners because I gotta say it was tied at 10. Oh I got a bad feeling about the outcome. So the clean point going to Mark means that Mark wins by one. Congratulations. Me? The winner? really hope the recording quality is better than what I'm seeing Thank you winner speech oh well, thank you very much

All my answers didn't make any sense at all I if anything if it was if it was an act to sabotage I was trying to do to sabotage my chances I don't think it could have put forward a better performance how I won. I don't know but hey Hamooka Matata Bob not winner speech. Well, he sort of took my line there. I was gonna that's just how it goes sometimes, you know Sometimes you're not the best-looking one ever Well said if you haven't already go follow mark at markiplier on my skirm follow me if you want million seven seven or Lord million seven seven seven

I'm still posting blueprints and I'm sure mark will be too and I guess mark will host the next one stay tuned for that until then podcast out