Distractible - Right In The Sauce Box

Episode Date: March 3, 2025

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This episode, wide tie Wade, the huge handed, demands his dudes uplift anachronistic idioms. Munching Mark propounds making beans, drops a F word, cripples with crinkling, and cooks the ketchup. Bumbling Bob talks door cams, one's tail or a penguin penis, a nose is sarcophagi and shiners. From soup snaffling to microchoppers.

Yeah. It's time for Right in the Sauce Box. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show Hello everyone welcome back to another episode of distractable. I'm today's host Wade Why because I ended up winning one of the craziest finishes in distractible history if you haven't watched it You should go back and do that going as always by my co-hosts mark and Bob. Hey guys. Hello How goes things pretty good. Yeah, pretty good. Mark, I can't help but notice that you seem occupied over there. Why? Why? Yeah, I have a job.

What of it? As stated, I think you know what you're doing and why you're doing it. Oh yeah, no ulterior motives here. Well, what's new? We usually open up with small talk and I guess I will follow that continued trend. How goes things? What's new in your lives? What's going on in the world? I swear to god I was just in the break. I was just thinking of something and I was like, that'll be really good small talk. Great! What was it? You ever fall downstairs? No. No? No. I've tripped going up the stairs before. Always up. The only time I've gone down the stairs in a semi-planned, unplanned manner was when

I was in the coffin box and Ethan slid me down the stairs. I fucking love that clip. At the end, when you, I forget if you sit up or just reveals your face and you're all whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. I forget if you sit up or just reveals your face and you're all Whoa Dude that all those bits I was so sure you were gonna die The and then in the pool is that the same video or you the same video push me in the pool

When I'm in that thing. Yeah Same video where you do... Same video, push me in the pool when I'm in that thing, yeah. I was watching it and I was like, this is such a bad idea! He's gonna fucking drown! What the fuck? And then we just end it, I love it, yeah. It was fine, you were fine, it was great. Those are good times.

Pre-COVID. Pre-COVID. So many good moments from that. Yeah, you can't put people in pools and coffins now. I forget what they're called. What are those bouncy ball things called? The one where you kicked Ethan the nuts real good, zor balls or something? Yeah, something like that.

The nut kick is funny, but I love that one more because of Ethan's saga of trying to get his thing inflated because he took it to the store and had the guy inflate it, but then it went to fit in his car and he was like like so I deflated it and then I brought it over here that was very funny where can we find these videos? they're everywhere, Tiff you and I have to look very far I'm suing as fast as I can pretty small talk, I'm glad that's what's new with you guys

Sad to say no gun updates this week guys. It's actually not my next hyper Fixation as many as the gun tubing world wishes it was it sadly is not CnC's I ordered one. It's happening. It is happening. Yes, and and and There's a company that I'm gonna talk about because I want them to give Not give me I'll buy them, but it's an unreleased thing So there's a company called X horse 3d right strange name, but Right? Strange name, but... NOOOOO!

Thank you. You're welcome. They're making a desktop-sized, five-axis CNC mill. If you remember what I was talking about with five-axis CNC mills, they start at $100k. This one, they say, is gonna be around $9,000 to $10,000. And for a five-axis CNC, even though it's not very big the build volume is quite small it's like four inches cubed right but to be able to do five axis at an accessible rate like you can still build a lot of stuff very small stuff yeah well yeah but a lot

of small stuff but it opens up the world of precision machining like that I've never had any access to because if I were to buy a large machine and I could right I could are you rich or something what do you mean you could I could I could you could don't pretend like I could I can and you can't it's not about me hey don't flip this on me this about you you can you could if I'm too can you can that doesn't flip this on me. This is about you. You can. You could. If I'm too can you can. That doesn't mean I can. You got all that car money you've been saving up. You got plenty for C and C's over there. I do. I do. I am sitting on some car money, but investing it in car stocks instead. Anyway, so this, even though that seems like an exorbitantly high price, 9,000 or $10,000 that is incredibly

accessible for a five axis machine. And so to have something like that is really, really interesting to me because it opens up this whole world precision machining is such an advanced field in terms of manufacturing. But the reason why some of those, those machines cost so much is because if you have them, you make money, they are money making machines, it's it's kind of this level of production that a lot of other companies can't have access to unless you're a

very large player in the space and people will commission that for a lot of money because they need parts made. And so it's it's not that you just buy a machine, you'll instantly make all the money you want. It's still you got to run a smart business about it. But it's like it's just it's accessible and it's cool. Now hold on if you make a YouTube channel or Twitch channel you're instantly famous and rich. If you buy a CNC machine the same thing should be true. Yeah, well for me and for you, you privileged bastard you, you handsome host!

What'd I get? I was born this way. Mark, I'll give you a bonus point if you can tell me what CNC stands for. Oh! Computer Numerical Control! He was just reading. What did you look at? No, I didn't look at that! No, I was looking at my soup. Bob? Do you wanna... We have a thing for this. I don't do that yet. Oh, okay. Anyway, Xhorse3D, please. I know there's a bunch of CNC YouTubers out there

that actually have audiences there, but hey, what about me? Look at this guy here. Mark will start a CNC YouTube channel. You want funny CNC stuff, right? Who's making funny CNC stuff? That's the question. No one.

Exactly, yeah. I'll make all the dicks. Who's making funny CNC stuff? That's the question. No one. Exactly. Yeah. I'll make all the dicks. I'll make all the four inch dicks that I possibly can. Actually, if you have a diagonal in the cube, it's probably going to be a little longer. Yeah. Just need a thin tip. You could make a dildo or a pickle.

You could make them both. A dill pickle. That's already a thing. You could make a dill pickle. Is that what that stands for? Is that why those taste the way they taste or yeah the lube i did not i never put that together so oh ah e according to gemini the distance between the longest points of a four inch cube is 6.9 inches that's respectable that is it'd be really thin but hey that's a

respectable we always love when six and nine are together even with a point in between speaking of a point in between yeah you got your bonus point for C&C alright Bob I do have a follow-up question for you though why did you ask about falling down the stairs we went into like a side tangent but actually literally no reason. All right, you know what it is? It was on my mind because Ringo was leaving the house yesterday

and it's been snowy and icy, and we have a doorbell camera and she almost just ate it down our front step. But it was one of those where it was like, but there's a handrail, and she caught the handrail and just walked away. But I got, I looked at the clip and I was like man I would have been so funny almost had a whole episodes worth of content right there

And then I considered throwing myself down the stairs on the doorbell cam just to see if it would but I was like nah It's probably not worth it. We'll see maybe I'll get desperate if I ever win again I'll have to host an episode and then I'll be really desperate. So we'll go back and see the footage of you like pouring water on the steps to hoping it would freeze the people will slow it down. I need I need footage. Need content. Well, good stuff, gentlemen. Good stuff. I don't have anything that interesting. I mean, I've got my Spotify award still nearby. Thank you, Spotify for that, by the way. I don't know if I said thank you last time, but but I don't know. I still think that's kind of cool that people somehow listen to and or watch this podcast, which is pretty cool. Anything else you boys want to go over or else I can dive right in. I've got a fun episode. I mean look all the all the funny news stories are really dry this season.

Not many laughs and goofs in headlines that I can find, so um... Yeah. So, you know, once that well starts turning again, we'll- oh! All the funnies will fly! Yeah, I just try to see if there's anything interesting going on, and the first couple things I see are murder and social security. Those are always hilarious topics, but I think I'll dodge them. Uh huh. Uh huh. Today's episode, we're going to have a throwback to when times had more headlines.

We're going to have a bit of a throwback to when people did fall down the stairs because there weren't handrails yet. We're going to go back to a time that is very unspecific, but a time when they were old slang phrases that I don't know that I've heard of, not many of them, maybe you guys have heard of them. So we're going to go through this list and I'm going to have you guys give me what you think each of these means. Whoever gets the most right will probably earn the most points.

We'll decide as a group if we should bring the phrases back or not. I can't tell if I'm never going to have heard a single one of these or if this is about to be a bunch of stuff where Wade's like, what does this mean? And then I'm like, a couple of them sound familiar to me, but a lot of them don't. Maybe some of the early ones you guys will know, but only one way to find out. How do we determine who went first last time? Was it a good old coin flip? That's what Mark did, but you can do however, whatever you choose, man.

No, that seems fair. I like coins. We'll do it. Which one of you wants to be heads? I got a pretty big coin heads tails. I'll do the flip land in the palm show thing. I want to be the tails side. My hair is kind of like George Washington's right now. Okay, so this will be Mark. This will be Bob. What in the flip? What was that?

I guess I win. Kind of looked like he flipped it around in his hand as he was trying to catch it or whatever. But yeah, what kind of, what kind of- No, I caught it and it like bounced and I had to re-catch it. Uh-huh, uh-huh. It's so big for my tiny six foot four long hands.

What do you mean? You just take it you go and it flips All the listeners out there what he's doing is he he has the coin in his palm He doesn't flip it with his thumb or anything. He just kind of chucks it up It spins twice and it goes down. I don't trust my thumb. So I flip it with my index like this What is your thumb done to betray you? You flip it with your index? You didn't flip it at all. Not small coins, but this big one. Yeah How do you what? I mean, I guess I could like I just don't like that. Yeah, you could you could

You're not getting that ping. It's like an M1 grand You know the satisfying tink of your coin is very impressive, Mark. I know. Thank you. Mine doesn't ting at all. Mine is mine's real gold. So it's just I can't catch. That's a different problem. I don't believe in ghosts. Bob, tell me what is meant by the phrase wet sock.

No, that's when your sock is wet. What do you mean? Back in the olden days, before shoes, when it was just socks and then feet, and they'd go outside and it was wet, and you step in something, your sock gets wet, and the old timey prospector would just be like, oh, that's a wet sock. So the slang term wet, literally wet sock.

It's definitely either that or the sock or other cloth garment that the family took turns jerking off into. The whole family? Yeah, well, times were tough, right? You didn't have enough resources for everyone to have their own sock or towel or whatever. So you take the oldest, most decrepit sock you got and that's the wet sock. You just keep that set aside so that everyone knows that's the wet sock. Fair enough. Mark, do you have a guess as to what wet sock is? Is this for the steel? Yeah, why did I go first?

Just determine who went first. It doesn't give anyone an advantage or disadvantage, just determines who went first. Well, what was the point of fighting over it? I was getting really upset. I don't know why you fighting over it. I was getting really upset I don't know why you fought over it. We do this all the time. It's always supposed to be fair Just we determined who goes first man. I don't know man. It seems unfair fuck Wait was that not a bit? No, I was out of my mouth. He said it My mouth before All right. So what it what you were complaining about me going first.

I don't remember, I don't know. Well, it's Wade's choice. Wade, what is the result of this? All heads, all tails, or neutral? Okay, heads favors Mark. He chose heads before, you wanted tails. So if it gets heads three times, I guess Mark gets a point.

If it's tails three times, Bob gets a point. We'll just make it simple. All right. No, it's not very convoluted at all, but okay. It's not supposed to be convoluted. I want to go first. I want that to be. That's what I think is unfair. I should have gone first because his flipping was all unfair. I demand if it's on, if it's declared unfair, I get to go first. And if it's on if it's declared unfair I get to go first and if it's declared fair I get to go first the entire rest of the episode yeah that's that's it so no you guys don't want any points at this isn't about points this is the principle of the matter yeah all heads markets to go first the rest of

time all tales Bob gets no that wouldn't be fair I just want to go I want to go once I get what first one okay first once or Bob gets to go first. No, that wouldn't be fair. I just want to go, I want to go once. I get first once. Okay, first once or Bob gets it the rest of the episode of it's all tales. Cause that's doubly unfair. That is doubly. Okay. And if it's anything in between, nothing changes. Yeah.

All right, ready? So it is decreed. Tails. Oh, two heads. Nothing happens. I was perfect. We'll move on. I got the lion.

The lion has tails. Man, I really should have looked at what was on this coin. It's confusing that neither of these is a head. It's just a lady and a lion. You did say last episode, lady heads. The lady has a head, but the lion has a head. Wait, did you flip your heads? What?

Did you change your heads? No, the lion was always tails. My lion is tails. Lion has a head. Wait, did you flip your heads? What? Did you change your heads? No, the lion was always tails. My lion is tails. Lion has a tail, lion is tails. Lady has a head, lady has heads. It's just a stupid coin. I wish I'd done a better job finding my coin. I got so excited that it was-

You could still buy another one. You could buy another one. I know, but I'm trying to buy less stuff from the internet. It's not working. If you, oh wait, okay. Buy a CNC, mill your own coin. Okay, okay, okay. Have a ladies looking away his heads and you push a lion's tail as the tails.

I'm going to make a series of coins for each of the matchups. So I'll have one coin that's me and Mark, one coin that's me and Wade, one coin that's Mark and Wade and then that way I can flip the appropriate coin for whatever the situation is. That's incredibly fair. All right well I'm gonna talk to that company what was it Donkey 3D FX CNC? I think it was wonky donkey X? That was it yeah you guys got it. What was that company Mark? Xorse 3D. I knew it was something with hooves. Mark, what's a wet sock? Oh, it's a party pooper. Okay, there's a poopy party man or woman.

I may have to go to the judges for this one. We may have to deliberate. There's an or here, so don't judge at me right away. A wet sock is a limp handshake or in Australia specifically, a dull person person is a party pooper a dull person no I don't think so a party pooper is more of a specific like they're they're not just boring they are actively ruining the party because they are being a shitter all right well everyone agrees then so no points

assigned wet sock limp handshake or a dull person? Is it a phrase we should bring back? Oh yeah. I mean, it's not a particularly striking phrase, but like, I guess it makes... I'm not opposed to it being a thing. I wouldn't use it. I don't think it's that exciting. I wouldn't care if it came back, but I also don't think it's like, oh yeah, we need that.

Hit him with the old wet sock, you know. What's a firm handshake then? If a soft, floppy hands with the old wet sock, you know. What's a firm handshake then? If a soft floppy handshake is a wet sock, what's a firm handshake? Like a starched thong? Starched thong. Quite the starched thong you have there. Krusty britches.

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Okay, nothing happened, so I get to do this the way I was originally intending, so Mark gets to go first this time. What is happy cabbage? That's another word for weed. Another word for weed. You got the happy cabbage, you don't want to get the sad cabbage. That'll mess you up. Sorry, this is so much louder than I ever thought it would be.

That's very cringely. Whatcha doin', bud? I have another coin here that I bought. Oh my god, that's the loudest fucking classic in existence. Jesus. Please put the plastic down It's so loud This is officially an ASMR podcast now Oh God

I had another coin here cause it's a It's a Aztec calendar sun and moon coin and I was like Hey that might be cool I'll flip that a few times it'll be fun Actually made by the Aztecs. Oh No, okay. Oh, actually, it's just a moon and then I think it's an Aztec calendar kind of design. There it is Yeah, I haven't upgraded my phone my camera in a while, but I shouldn't need to it's an a7s3 Why is it was it getting I'm still using an a7R II. That's the one I bought from you actually. I think I have a Sony... is it an AX700 or something?

It's a camcorder. Anyway. Does this. Oh yeah. Holy shit. Okay. I just pulled my mount off my desk. It's fine.

It's just wobbly. Bob, what is happy cabbage? Happy cabbage. Yeah. Well, that's probably a British one because theirs are always stupid. That's probably like what they call soccer balls because they call things complete nonsense

and they love football and if football is vaguely the size and shape of a cabbage. So that's probably their happy cabbage. Go out and kick around the old happy cabbage? Yeah. Uh, happy cabbage is a sizable amount of money to be spent on self-satisfying things. That doesn't, I mean, I guess if you win the lottery or something or like you win a sweep stakes or that just seems like a phrase that wouldn't need to exist.

Probably why it doesn't anymore. I guess yeah, I remember though cabbage could be a or lettuce or clams. Isn't that although I heard on a podcast so you know it's true, didn't they say like clams was that because once upon a time the oceans were actually full of life and food and you know, same thing actually, am I right? There were so many clams that you could just go out in the river and pick them up and they're kind of used to like everything claims She's kind of a waste. I don't know actually never shut up me. Shut up mark fuck you man

Stop ruining the podcast mark. I was really trying to come with you, but I don't think I've ever heard that I don't like how mean you are to mark mark. Well, maybe he deserves it I don't like how mean you are to Mark Mark. Well, maybe he deserves it. That's not fair. I don't think he deserves it. Look how upset he is. I'm so upset. Oh, he's faking it.

Well, you would know. Bobby, we're to you. We passed the cabbage. Now we're going on to the next one. Tell me what is Pangwangle? That's actually not as old as it sounds. Benedict Cumberbatch took another run at saying penguins and all he could get to was peng wangles. I feel like you're Gilbert Godfrey on Hollywood Squares right now with your answers. I know this one! But

yeah, no, that's... Peng wangles was like eight hours eight hours in the booth and that was peng wangles was the next best thing they could get out of Benedict Cumberbatch for the For the nature documentary. How bad was that Gilbert Godfrey impression? I was pretty good. It was fine for it out of the blue like I've never heard you do Gilbert Godfrey before I've never tried that is literally my first ever attempt at it. Obviously recognizable, which is a success. What was your answer again? I got so distracted by what transpired.

That's what the penguin calls his penis in the Batman films. Penguin calls penis and then somehow Benedict Cumberpatch. Yeah, Benedict Cumberpatch watches. Mark, this one is much more simple than it may seem. It's a dance based off of a penguin's waddle. And you know, do the peng wangle. Would it change either of your answers?

I told you, peng was spelled P-A-N-G. Never. Gotta tell you, you're both wrong, again. Peng wangle is to live or go along cheerfully in spite of minor misfortunes. No, it's not. Yeah, no, that's not right. That's not right. That can't be right. That's awful.

I think you should check your privilege and then check your answers. Fair enough. Mark, tell me what is in the ketchup? Can you use it in a sentence? Give me the language of origins. I feel like if I do, I might give away the meaning. Oh, then do it. No. Can I phone a friend?

Can I call someone about this? You can ask Bob if you'd like. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. He doesn't know what it is, so... What was it again? In the ketchup. Ah, in the ketchup. If you have someone to phone, you know what, go for it.

You can each phone someone, I don't care. In the ketchup, there was a spooky ghost. It's not a two sentence horror story. Let him cook, let him cook! Hahahaha! Ah, it's fucking, I don't know. It means being stuck or something, because like a ketchup bottle is hard to get out sometimes Maybe okay being stuck or otherwise hard to get out something. Okay, Bob

I am pretty sure that this is What doctors on the maternity ward call it when they're delivering a baby? Like the phone rings in the corner and then one of the nurses answers like, doctor it's your significant other. And the doctor's like, nah tell them I'm in the ketchup. Call them in a minute.

I'm not gonna ask you to clarify any further. I think I understand. I think everyone understands what I'm getting at. In the ketchup means in the red or operating at a deficit. That's awful. I don't think that's right actually. Yeah, that doesn't sound right.

Check your own. Do you have any more info about that? What is that from? No, this is the website is mental floss. Article is 83 old slang phrases we should bring back, which you guys definitely shouldn't open and cheat. They're in favor of bringing all these back? This is what they picked for phrases they miss from being in the lexicon?

Yes. Well, I question that pretty deeply. But OK, next, I think Bob, you're first again. Oh, good. Flub the dub. What does it mean to flub the dub? This is actually from White House archives. This is staff in the White House, which didn't exist at the time period I'm about to reference, overheard Martha Washington saying before she went into the bedroom on nights when George Washington was feeling particularly frisky, it's time to go flub the dub.

God damn it. And in fact, George Washington actually had people refer to him as the dub. Yeah. Because that's where Georgeorge bush got it from hey anyone that has george w in their name should be called the dub that was a historical reference why he went by w yeah he's actually much smarter than people give him credit for so all george w's are they all are yep every one of them every last one of them mark. What's your interpretation of flub the dub? Um, Pass oh that means I get it. No to pass pass. Oh like you're passing the rock

Like you're saying give me the ball no or you're saying to not participate is to flub the dub No! Or you're saying to not participate is to flub the dub. Is this dub? Yeah, it's like to pass on a victory or pass on in the death context or pass as in your test, you passed it. Any of the above. None of the above.

Flub the dub means to evade one's duty. Very not George Washington-like. What is that? Where are these coming from? I don't know, man. Not that I haven't been trying my best. I'm going to get the next one correct. I have faith in you, but Mark gets the first shot at it.

That's fine, it'll give me a direction. Mark, what is meant by the phrase, a pine overcoat? I know this one. I know this one! I know this one! How was my gun, Vrede? Was that pretty good? They're not dead. Can I call Bob now? Can I call him? Sure. Editors make it seem like I'm calling him

Editors make it seem like I sent him to voicemail Editors I'm sorry that we are the podcast you edit for. Ah, well, I've forgotten entirely what you said What did you say? Pine over pine overcoat? Ah straight jacket Bob And of course, that's incorrect because a pine overcoat is a coffin Give somebody a pine overcoat when you when you kill them and then they go into a pine pine box pine coffin That's correct. Yeah, I told you I was gonna get that one, right? That's good. Yeah that actually yeah That makes a lot of sense pine overcoat. It is a coffin. Should we bring it back? I was gonna get that one right. That's good. Yeah that actually yeah, that makes a lot of sense Pine overcoat it is a coffin. Should we bring it back? I don't hate that one I just don't have a lot of uses for slang for coffins, but like, you know, maybe I mean if there's more duels going on

Which who knows maybe we'll get there someday could happen could happen. Um, Bob, I think you're gonna go two for two I think you've got this one. All right What is met by the phrase a butter and egg, man? Oh, yeah, I know that yeah Hey, that's why I'm so enthusiastic. I will tell you both this one is so oddly specific so oddly specific I this is referring to a gentleman who is of course referring to a gentleman who is of course doing the keto diet and so thusly is not eating the toast but he is eating the butter and the egg mmm which came

first the butter or the egg definitely the butter okay mark what is a butter and egg man a freely Nancy a poncy nonce! I'm right! What is that? I'm- this- it's a butter and egg man. According to Green's Dictionary of Slang, a butter and egg man refers to a wealthy, but unsophisticated, small town businessman who acts like a playboy when he visits THE big city. A poncy nonce? Heh!

Heh heh heh! I think I'm right! I think I'm right on that! I think this might be the first one I get right. I think I might actually be right about that. How do you spell that? P-O-N-C-Y-N-O-N-C-E. A poncy nonce. I don't know. It just sounds like it should be right, right? That's what I was thinking of when I was like, that's a fucking frilly fancy man, you know? But an idiot in a bad negative way. A poncy is an overly fancy, pretentious, or affected person. And a nonce is- wait, is a sex offender? A particular- a particularly implies that they are a pedophile. Ahaha! I have different definitions for it. I don't know what definitions you have. That's the first one I got to. Maybe let's not...

No, I mean that might be... I don't know. What the fuck? Google, what are we doing? I don't know, but I don't like this phrase anymore. Ah. Oh, no, yeah, that's a British slang for that I thought I thought a nonsense was just a dumbass but I guess whatever you know mark that might be for what you've said multiple times that might be the last point you ever get so I'll give you one sure I think that's the only point I've ever gotten I don't know if I'll see much more of you after this episode so yeah that's all right

you've earned the right to answer this next question first then. Wait, can I just say, I think you did earn that Mark, because if you dig super, super, super, super deep, the fifth definition that I found after the other ones that we've talked about already is that a nonce might just be a stupid or otherwise worthless person. If we go with that one, it's a fancy affected person who is worthless.

A wealthy but unsophisticated small town business man who acts like a playboy when he visits the big city. Unsophisticated, see, stupid. But we all know wealthy determines your worth. You already gave him the point, so it doesn't really mean very much, but I'm just saying I feel good about that. I feel strong about that.

That was a good one, Mark. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Mark, what is meant by the phrase cop a mouse? I know this one. No, I do. It sounds like a bit, but I do. I know this one. Say it again.

Cop a mouse. Say it backwards. Assome a puck. That's pretty good, that's pretty good. Clearly it's to close the trap on your drug sting operation and you nail the suspect right in the middle of it. Oh, okay. Trapping a mouse.

Cock a mouse. Here, here little mouse mousey come into my trap Why isn't Andy Samberg pretending to be Nicolas Cage in this business? Bob you know this one I know this one the mouse is referring to a mouse under your eye And if you if you're gonna cop a mouse It's threatening to punch you in the face Okay, cop a mouse is a Victorian era phrase that means get a black eye. Oh

Cuz that's that's the thing you get when you get a black eye. It's a you get a mouse under your eye I honestly I didn't think it was Victorian I thought it was more like 40s 50s America like hey better show your trap where you get a cop a mouse, eh? Hey cop a mouse. Hey, see see better show your trap or you're gonna cop a mouse, eh? Hey, cop a mouse, eh? See? See, yeah, see? Oh, he's blurred all the different cultures together in the 50s.

Hey! You better be careful, you're gonna get into his list. It's actually from Canada in the 50s. You're gonna cop a mouse, eh? Give me a plate of poutine, eh? What's that one mean? I think it means the man would like a plate of French fries with gravy and cheese curds on it.

Oh, okay, that's not slangay. I was just straight forward. Don't give them a point for that. Don't give them a point. I don't think there's a second meaning to that. If there is, it's awful because it's something sexual and terrible. Definitely don't want to know about Bob was meant by the phrase. Don't sell me a dog. Funny enough to phrase invented and used a lot by salespeople that especially salespeople who sold dogs.

That's how they would break the ice with people. Come up, knock on the door, whatever, carrying their briefcase full of dogs. And the person is like, ah, we don't need any. And the guy's like, hey, don't sell me a dog. Have I got something to show you? And then he starts pulling different puppies out of his little leather briefcase. And yeah, it's weird But I'm pretty sure that's it an icebreaker to sell dogs

Okay, or other stuff, but you know it clearly came from dog salespeople. I Am really only using 10% of my brain power 90% of the time. I'm gonna crank it up to 11 This is don't set me up on a blind date with some rascal. Don't sell me a dog. Don't sell me a dog It actually just means don't lie to me. Same thing judges He knows this one Bob you agree I'm not a judge. I have no authority here. You're both judges. Don't sell me a dog. Well played.

I don't know if that counts as lying. Don't set me up with a rascal. I have so few points, man. I got so few points. I got like no points. Neither of us is getting points. I don't know what you're so stressed about. I was just saying, Bob's gotten one correct.

Oh, that's true. Yeah, that's all right right. Hey I think I got two correct actually but... I'm trying to sell him a dog! Shut up man! I'm pretty sure Cop a Mouse is the only one you've gotten correct so far. Didn't I also get the other one? Oh Pine Overcoat, you did get Pine Overcoat. Yeah I know all the violent ones. Mark does look a little bit worse for you now that he got pine overcoat. Okay, fuck. I'm glad we rehashed what points were what. Would you just not write that down? I did. It just wasn't very clearly written. So I had to rewrite it because the point was there. The writing was not. Mark, what is meant by the phrase fly rink?

It's someone who... What? Visual Studios installing? Uhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm right now and there's someone got about to back into my thing or oh have you seen my fat peepee Have you seen my fat peepee not in a couple years? No, all right This is kind of advertising another youtubers merch no no no, but I want to I want to work with them I'm reach out eventually you see this thing You see that? Is that a knife? Oh, you know it is Oh, you know it is for fuck's sake You can cut a grub with that one now cut a grub is a slang phrase that I don't know what that means right

Anyway, sorry this I just thought this was cool It's like you know you could fit it in that fifth pocket and it's kind of always that is nice I could have it come out of your front pocket. Yeah, well anyway that was tying into my guess That is nice. You could have it come out of your front pocket. Yeah, well anyway, that was tying into my guess. So my guess is actually, it's when you're ice skating and you try to pull a move that's way above your pay grade, your fly falls open, your dick flops out, you got a fly ring situation. Interesting combo. You can just give me the point and you can just give it to me.

Yeah, you like, it's over. I might, I might, but I I'm gonna give Bob a chance here first All right. No, this one actually comes from as a car guy. I know this one actually this comes from old cars were real simple and you know the old Ford Flat-six used to have just one belt on the front for the accessory drive And this is actually kind of an automata Pia It's when the belt would flip off the Ford it would kind of just flip off it would break the fan and cause bright and it would it sounded

when it happened it would go fly ring and so fly rink turned into kind of a saying for like ah and you fucked everything up you know that's a real fly rink. Good guesses boys I'm slightly offended that you guys don't know this one being as I'm right here in front of you but a fly rink is a bald head. It's a bald head flies Skate around is that happen all the time man sometimes They'll come as a couple and they'll be holding little proboscis while they skate around my head proboscis proboscis proboscis proboscis proboscis proboscis proboscis

I really liked when he made chicken in a biscuit. That was funny. Robascus! All right, I got a couple more here I'm gonna do we've gotten through like ten out of like 80 of these which is good It means I can come back to this. In the meantime though, I want you to tell me what is Bob, I think you're first this time. What is a nose bagger? It's actually a term or a thing that most normies aren't aware of, but it's kind of an industrial revolution era thing. The wealthy people during the industrial revolution that would actually have a person on their staff at their house and maybe at work,

they went to work a lot, whose entire job was to capture the mucus and stuff that came out of their nose and mouth. They would nosebag them because they actually, then they would send that off to the doctor and the doctor, it was believed if you made a tincture with your own mucus that that would have healing properties and also might be an aphrodisiac. And rich people would have nose baggers capture all their gunk and then drink it later on in a bottle of Dr. juice delicious mark what's your guess I don't want to guess anymore that's too bad all right so So... That was easy. Well... Hahahaha

Man, you really just flipped there. Dude, you rolled really high on your cruise boat right there, I just... Hell yeah. Hahahaha Yeah. Nose bagger is... ...s... ...pfft...

...is this just someone doing cocaine? Is that all it is? You're gonna laugh. A nose bagger is someone who takes a day trip to the beach, who brings his own provisions and doesn't contribute at all to the resort he's visiting. What a dick. Bob, I'm gonna give you a bonus point. I'm glad we have a word for that.

A segue! Because the next one that Mark has to go first on is Mark, what is the phrase, not up to dick? Not, wait what? Not up to dick. Not up the dick what is the phrase not up to dick not wait what not up to dick not up the dick is not the phrase not up the dick is not the phrase not up to dick not up the dick I know what that means yeah I know not up to dick I'll give you a hint it is not referring to your height. Thank you. Not you specifically, but... Okay. Okay, alright man. Cool, you didn't have to give me a hint. You didn't have to. That was a mean hint.

I know what you look at when you hang out with Bob and I, so I just didn't want you to think in that. Alright man. You're up to dick to me. Oh yeah, you're way up to dick, Mark. You're past dick. Alright you guys, you can stop anytime. Or just be nice. Hey, you can pat me on the fly ring for luck. Anyway, I don't know why everything I'm saying is cop based, but it's someone that wanted to be a detective, but just couldn't make the cut. They were not up to Dick. That's a, hey, I'd rather you be cop based than us going to Russia every time. So at least, or at least we're in the US this time. Bob, what is not up to dick. That's a, hey, yeah, I'd rather you be cop-based than us going to Russia every time.

So at least we're in the US this time. Bob, what is not up to dick? Funny enough, this is actually another White House one, but it's much more modern. This comes from the George W. Bush White House. Famously, his vice president was Dick Cheney. And at a given day coming out of the Oval Office, you could hear old W. Whalen. Well, that's not up to Dick.

That's not up to Dick. I'm the president. That's not that's not up to Dick. And that became like a saying where it was like, yeah, sure, buddy. Sure. You're in charge. Sure. I'm a fine dick and I'm going to tell him. Yeah. That's the old W. Actually, that's the new W, the old W's. If something or someone was not up to dick,

it was not healthy. I don't get that one. I don't get it, yeah. What arrow was that made? I don't have more info on that one. Okay, all right. Did you just type into chat, GPT, come up with some random bullshit slang

and make it seem like it's real. I did not Bob I think you're first this time. What is meant by the phrase or words sauce box? We all know what that means. It's uh it's from uh it's from that pickup line. In the club you walk up to the ladies and you just go hey guys swim around in your sauce box And either works or it doesn't but man when it works man. Yeah, baby, can I swim in your sauce box? Hey, baby, I got my fridge for a- can you show me your sauce box? Yeah, I'm into ketchup or whatever the other one was. Mark, what is a sauce box? I'm guessing this is the uh, when you're going up in the drive-through You're talking to the box, the actual speaker box? The old time you drive through.

Yeah, that's the sauce box. Well, they had drive throughs in the old times. I remember when the Flintstones went to McDonald's. Are these from the Flintstone era slang? I don't know. I don't have much information on this one, if I'm being honest with you. You could be right. However, your mouth is your sauce box.

That's pretty close to what I was getting at. So Bob got it. Yeah, Bob got it. Yeah, I was pretty close. Yeah, sure But I'll give you the point I guess I'm slightly, you know as it could just be making out, you know or other things swim around in your sauce box Let me in your mouth. That's the beauty of sauce box It means whatever the listener thinks it means because it could be lots of stuff

It's when you go up to a girl. You're like, can I swim in your sauce box? Oh, don't worry I mean your mouth and then it's all good. Then it's all good. Oh, sure. You have to, you have to yell, whisper it just like that though. Cause it's very reassuring. If you could do a Gilbert Gottfried, it's most effective as Gilbert Gottfried. I just keep hearing that. I know this one like on repeat, you guys have all seen the episode where he's like said you fool like a hundred times where

like just nobody could get the answer. He was the last square in Hollywood squares and everyone kept having to go to him and they would get it wrong. So like you fool on it's so good. It's like five or six minutes worth your time. Don't recall that one. Mark to you. I think we'll do two more than we'll call it.

Oh man, my ego is not thriving on this episode. Oh, okay. Maybe this will be the last one. I kind of like this one. I'll even make this simple. There are four different answers you guys could give that would be correct for this. What is... ...a pretzel bender? It's the fifth element. You know, you got your water bender, your air bender, your earth bender, your fire bender, and then you got your pret water bender your air bender your earth bender your fire bender

and then you got your pretzel bender There's this big battle of like fire and water and air and then you got a guy holding dough going ehh Not with his hands stupid Yeah, it's still it's still bending it's impressive Yeah the salt comes in There's a lot of elements to it pretzels are cut pretzels involve boiling water and lye I think It's actually what that's what the avatar really is is the pretzel bender bringing all of it together

No, even if the pretzel was fully baked It was a pretzel stick and the pretzel bender had to physically touch it and just bent it into like the Classical pretzel shape but without breaking it like he could take he could take hard pretzels and bend them It's crazy and he could take hard little twisted ones and straighten them out Honestly, if someone did come up to me with like a thick like stick pretzel and they just went watch I that would blow my mind more than almost any other magic trick I could possibly witness that would ruin my perception of reality. I don't think I'd be OK after that. That would be pretty wild.

Bob, what is a pretzel bender? So it's actually really cute. I'm thinking I'm thinking this is really cute. It's cutesy comes from Germany because in America we would just call this a fender bender but Germans love them pretzels and so they you know if you can't get your hands on a shiny chrome bumper for your car you maybe you just cook up a big pretzel and you just have that on there and then if you get in a little accident when you're driving around here and so oops that's

a signed pretzel bender. Oh a nine. Oh a nine a pretzel bender oh nine oh nine a pretzel bender you have either pretzel bender of caused get to get thought no I can't remember the word for yeah well you know what I'm getting at it's German they call pretzels pretzels I'm pretty sure comes right out of their sauce box is a hell of a trick oh you mean mouth um I think i gotta give the point to mark on this one oh you don't have to pretzel bender can mean a player of the french horn a wrestler

obviously a heavy drinker or a peculiar person and let me tell you that's pretty peculiar a peculiar person and let me tell you that's pretty peculiar There's a wide target just barely clipped it. I think I made it though And they said I couldn't at the broadside of a barn Look at me now. We're gonna do one final one cuz I want I just want to do this one Bob You're first what is meant by the phrase hump the swag Bob, you're first. What is meant by the phrase hump the swag? Hump the swag. I don't want to get censored again, man.

I just give me a sec. Hang on. Oh, no. Come on. Go for it. No, this is a this is a slime term coined by people who are on the professional convention tour. It's not the people who are attending the convention.

It's like the people who run them. They set the booths up and you know, that sort of, they're like carnies, but for conventions. When they see someone who's just really loading up on the swag, because there's always like gift bags and stuff, I'll look at this guy. He looks like Hump the Swag. Yeah, I knew he was gonna do that.

Okay, Mark, Hump the Swag. I don't fucking know, man. What do you expect me to know? His was the good answer. His was the good answer. What else could it mean? What else could it possibly mean? There's other options out there, I can tell you.

I'm gonna look at Ryobi. I don't wanna play anymore. I'm looking at Ryobi tools. I'm going to my comfort place. Let me go look at Ryobi. What do I got? What do you got that's new? I don't want to be here anymore. Do you ever get one of those Ryobi folding workbench dolly things, Mark? Those are out there now. Oh, I really want to. It's so cool. I like that. But I haven't got one. I don't know, Mark. If you're not going to give me an answer, you clearly can't win the locked

end point. No, I'm doing humping the swag right now. I'm avoiding a situation and going to my favorite consumerist hobby. Thank you, Ryobi. Humping the swag means to carry your luggage on your back. Yeah, that actually kind of makes sense. What bonus star are we adding to the bonus stars? I like the most censored, the most censored. You know that kind of favors Bob, but I also like it.

So yeah, sure, let's go for it. Alright, the most censored to this episode is officially added. How many are we doing? Three! Oh shit, this is my chance. You guys ready? Yep, let's do it. One!

Oh no! Ready? Yep, let's do it. One. Oh! Oh no! Yes! Yes! Yes! Ate the most! How many cough drops? How many more cough drops do I have to eat to catch up to that? It's a very large bowl. It's a very large bowl.

I have a family size bag I just opened. I don't know if even that would be enough, but oh god, please I Cannot believe that fucking came up. That's ridiculous. He was preparing for this from the intro I love this wheel. I love this wheel loves me. All right. All right. I was spinning again. Oh All right, all right, all right, spin again. Oh, well, you're going to have to that one's going to have to be reserved. That's got to be me. It's got to be me.

Unless you know how many points we have waited. If you do, you just silently add that. But otherwise, I think maybe you're going to have to hold on to that till you start tallying up here. Third spin, baby. Oh, got the biggest laugh. This one might be kind of tied to what I censored the most. I think this one goes to Bob.

Sad to say. I had some jokes, but I don't think I had as good ones. You had some good, honestly, I don't think I was definitively funnier than you had some very funny stuff this time. Let me go through the points. Bob, you got points for... Ever fall down the stairs? Rin near fall?

Pine overcoat? No, it's not! Don't remember what that's for, but... Wait, what? Cop a mouse? Bad joke. What a dick. Saucebox you met mouth you got two points for that because you got one for the funny and biggest laugh all right mark you got points for we are rich cnc shut up mark Ryobi Ponce Nance what visual studio that was pretty funny when that happened oh yeah, yeah Yeah, eight the most on stream and then you also got the point for being a loser Which brought you to nine points?

Bob finished with 11 Which means if that last spin hadn't been biggest laugh if it had gone to mark somehow it would have been a tie if i'd only been that much funnier you were down by three and the wheel got you back within one until that final spin oh so close the wheel is really quite the development in technology for us i love this the odds of it also hitting three whenever I was doing so I was trying to do a D3 and it wasn't working. It was giving me a D4 so it was like four four. It's like that's not a D3 I finally got to the D3 thing to work and then it ended up being three and I was like Well, that's gonna be crazy if that helps Mark because I knew he was behind a little bit

But man Mark do you want to deliver your loser's speech? Thank you for this lovely opportunity to participate, even though I lost. I declare all of this illegal. And if you don't believe me, I will beat you until you're unconscious. That's what justice is all about, and that's what I'm gonna do.

But as the loser, I have to accept fairness for what it is. And I will win next time. Bob, winner speech. Oh, sure. Just think how many points I could have had this episode if everything I said was allowed to be aired publicly. I mean, I pretty much killed it today. I feel pretty strong about my performance.

I really went out there, gave 110%. I mean, I pretty much killed it today. I feel pretty strong about my performance. I really went out there, gave 110%. And we played as a team, and you really gotta just do one play at a time. And when we were down in the fourth quarter, I never panicked because I trusted the guys around me on the field. And just like I knew we would, we did what we had to do.

Went out there, gave 110%, 110% you know anyway I win congratulations to me I I host the next one yeah you do great work competitors I hope you all enjoyed listeners and watchers I hope you enjoyed as well if you haven't already go follow market markiplier bob at my skirm I'm minion77 or lord minion777. Let's end this trainwreck before it gets worse. Podcast out. Yeah, right bud? Yeah. Podcast out!