Distractible - Somehow, Even More Broken News

Episode Date: June 6, 2025

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Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractable. This episode, Maze-like Mark cancels Chipotle, promises GBH, and invites a flurry of current events. Bonafide Bob flames long johns, gets righteous ribs, threatens to do fray, and turtle todgers. Web-o-matic Wade likes it curly, has domestic dung scent, has matte eating faces, has contractions and cries. From Mark Triumphant to Pet Sematary. Ye-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he- News now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show

Then welcome back To distractible today is another wonderful day because you get another new episode of distractible hosted by me Markiplier the winner of the last episode every episode has a winner and it just so happens that I'm probably crushing the scoreboard this Season I've never won a season before way to somehow won twice and I think that this will be my year Yeah, buddy. I all I know is it's not gonna be me. So you don't have to worry about any competition on my end Soon Wade battling it out. I want you to upset the the two time. When did the season start? I don't know. I've had a couple of months of pretty sparse hosting,

so depending on when it started, it could just be literally Mark's show right now. Wait, did we miss the end of the season? Wait. Uh, probably, it really depends. Okay, we had the council, but that wasn't the end of the season for some reason. So we've done three seasons,

and the third one just never had a winner? How long have we been here? I think we've been doing this for almost five years now. The council of distractable two happened on February 17th. Can we do this for five years? We've had two seasons that are each a year. If you're new to the show, you know about as much about it as we do. Clearly we don't know anything that's going on. Um, but I'm Mark, this is Bob and Wade.

They're gonna be playing in an episode of My Choosing. It's not really so much gonna be a game. Oh no! I'm in violation of the law! Pfft. Ah! Hahahaha! Whoooo! Hahahaha! Like a podcast law or like an FBI comment?

I think he doesn't have his score book potentially. I'm assuming he's going to come back with his tablet in hand and he's going to write his scores down or something. Sorry about that. Hey, what's up? You good? You want to do the intro again? You wanna? No, it's good. And that's all we needed sometimes. You just gotta run from your problems Did you run and solve your problem? It seems good. I sure did

Okay, where was I so this isn't necessarily gonna be a game this episode. Don't worry. The perfectest crime is coming. It'll be Incredible when it gets here, but that's not today's episode. I'm so excited for that. I can't, I honestly can't wait. But before we do that, how are you guys doing? I'm doing good. I don't know if you all noticed, there was an Easter egg in the last episode

that was a hint to my small talk for this episode. What? I ate some food because Arby's has the meats again. My Hammond Swiss sliders are back. I've waited years. They've been gone for a long time and I spore off Arby's. This is not a sponsored segment by the way. No, no there's no sponsor here. I'm just really happy to have the Hammond Swiss sliders back. I just want to throw this out there because I feel like it's gonna change people's opinion. Hammond Swiss sliders back. I just want to throw this out there because I feel like it's gonna change people's opinion. Hammond Swiss sliders? Very good. Lovely. Wade prefers

Arby's crinkle cut fries. Discuss. You don't like the curly? They're fine. I don't dislike them. I just only ever want like... That's not what you said to me. I said I only ever want like three or four of them and then I'm like, eh, I'm good. I don't know. I'm not saying that the crinkle cut fries are bad. They're good fries, but I feel like people are going to have something to say about the curly fries. I get it. Now I understand.

Maybe it's like eating there where they're like fresh and crispy versus a delivery thing because they're a little bit like more soggy or something. I don't know. Crinkle cut fries just maintain their crispness better than a lot of other fries whenever they're transported. or something, I don't know. Crinkle cut fries just maintain their crispness better than a lot of other fries, whenever they're transported. Crinkle cut fries are probably the kind of fry I've had most that get soggy and sad

when they get delivered to my house. Yeah, they get soggy in the bag. I like a hot, crispy crinkle fry, but they're always sad and floppy when they get delivered. Curly fries hold up pretty good on delivery for my experience. If you look at like Skyline and Goldstar, right? I like chili cheese fries,

but Skyline's fries are like the shoestring fries. Those things are soggy before the first drop of chili ever hit somewhere, as Goldstar's... Well, no one likes a shoestring fries. If you do, you're a weirdo. I think we can all agree on that. Shoestring fries were good, like steak and shake 20 years ago.

But I don't know, for me crinkle cut steak fries are better than other fries. I feel like that's a very specific context where I know what you're talking about. Chili cheese fries is not normal fries. You can't get Chili's fries from Arby's. You just get regular plain old fries. The curly fries stay crispy. Anyway, this wasn't for us to debate because we shit on you plenty for things that you think and do. I just wanted to throw that out there because yeah, right about the Hammond Swiss sliders, but I just want to see what the subreddit does with... knowing my luck, given the the Long John Silver discussion

that's gone on, the subreddit's gonna be like, weight is right! Crinkle cut fries are the only kind of fries I eat! Curly fries are for... losers... idiots. I don't know about that because I think it's pretty universal that curly fries are the superior fry, um, but it is... I don't know. The Long John Silver's thing was interesting to see because there were more people that went there. There's a lot of people who were not on my side of that. We're all just afraid to admit it because there's always that vocal person in our life who shits on Long John Silvers. We've been hiding for years. Because it's gross and it gives me food poisoning. Oh go back, go back. I

don't want food poisoning. I do think I'm going to cherry pick my facts here to make my case stronger. There was one person who was like, I actually like Long John Silvers generally, but I got food poisoning every time I went to this one Long John Silvers, the actually like Long John Silver's generally, but I got food poisoning every time I went to this one Long John Silver, the one that's by our house. So I don't go there anymore because apparently it's disgusting. That feels like an indictment on the people working at that location more than the food that the restaurant is supposed to and generally does provide. It is, but also when you have a franchise, it's kind of indicative of the entire, you

can't really separate one building from the entire for most people. So I think that's justified. No, but every franchise has that. Yeah. But you know, the, the average experience, there are so many fewer Long John Silver's that the average is really brought down by one bad one. There's a difference in experience too, right? Like I've, I've eaten, there's McDonald's everywhere. If I need fast food and I'm traveling or whatever and like I just need something, I've eaten at McDonald's literally around the entire globe because we've toured and we've done, I've never, and not that anyone else hasn't, but I've never gotten sick at any McDonald's. And the food is generally about the same quality and Long John Silver's I feel like is way more all over the map, which is just sort of like representative of the variation you can get at a

smaller restaurant. I guess I've only ever eaten at one location, so I've only ever had experiences with the one location. So you must have a good one because you like it so much, but. Yes. So, you know what I discovered the other day, actually like two weeks ago now, I always knew the delivery apps when you order through them, their prices are artificially raised from the in-store prices, right?

We all knew this. But what I didn't know, because that was through like DoorDash and Uber Eats and whatever, I was in the Chipotle app because we were going to Chipotle and I was like, I'll order ahead, I'll pick up because then it'll be ready by the time I get there I'm in the official Chipotle app not for delivery for pick up ordering ahead Which is something you could do even before all the the apps and whatnot the prices were outrageous I looked it in the app for ordering ahead and for pickup and they were Ridiculously high and I'm like man did you pull a really really raise their prices is kind of crazy

And then I was like I'll just go in it'll be easier anyway, then I can get a drink and they'll get what I want I don't have to wait With all the you know delivery meal people picking up there and I went inside and the prices were lower Even for their own app for their own pickup not even for delivery And I looked at the app and I was like, what is even the point of using the app anymore? What is even the point of this? It makes no sense why it would be several dollars more per item.

If I'm still just going into picking up, there's no extra work being done. They're still making it. They're just bagging it. Honestly, this is a complete conspiracy theory that I think we've talked about before. I thought you were going to talk about too. I think they don't want you to use thought you were going to talk about too. I think they don't want you to use the app is kind of the thing, right?

Cause cause they get, they treat in store orders better than they treat online orders or like delivery orders or whatever. Right. That people have done completely non-scientific, just like go and order a bunch of different times type stuff. And they don't, they don't, they clearly Chipotle is like, don't use the app, just come and order it and they'll give you better scoops. And I think it's because on the app you get to pick every single thing. And it's like, if you just go to the store, you get the things you want and it's simple. And on the app, everyone

is like, Oh, well, I want light cheese and extra sour cream. And I want this option that you don't even get when you're in the store. And want it like all it's the same it's like when you order from like McDonald's or wherever you can customize your burger right and you can like add all that they hate that shit because it just makes it more complicated and they really don't want you to do that that's my theory still sucks because there's no reason it should be more expensive other than they're just trying to get people to be like I won't use the app it's more expensive for some fucking reason they gotta pay for this app that they made you gotta pay for convenience yeah oh well anyway that was just a little

anecdote all right anything else did I talk about small talk I didn't say anything yet I just kept glomming onto your guys's topics well now's your chance Maddie's mom made ribs this past weekend and I got to eat them she makes anything yet. I just kept lobbing onto your guys' topics. Well, now's your chance. Maddie's mom made ribs this past weekend and I got to eat them. She makes the best ribs. I was like, we should have a family get together. Hey, Lois, you want to make ribs? I engineered the whole thing just so I could eat ribs. And there's some in the fridge right now because there were leftovers. I love homemade ribs.

Okay, well, all the food talks have made me incredibly hungry because I haven't eaten yet today. I had a banana actually so. So you lied to us when you said you hadn't eaten yet. Yeah keep going. You want to say more? Yeah, what how do you really feel Wade? I really feel like maybe you should have told the truth and been like I ate but only a banana today. Instead you let off with the I haven't eaten anything today. Wade actually I had a banana. It's like getting slapped twice instead of just one really hard one. So I'm going to slap you really hard once. Thank you.

Subreddit, remember for all time forever and now until eternity I owe Wade one giant slap in the face and it was his idea. I don't even think there's anything wrong about that. I think that's pretty fair. This episode is brought to you by Amazon Prime whatever you're into it's on Prime you know what I got it to recently pens you just find them on Amazon they're just out there and pens is not a weird thing to be interested in so don't say that me then Prime video then in the last like two weeks I was like you know I need to do I need to watch every war movie ever made.

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Wade, I've got some news that is topical to you. Bald news? No, sadly. You'll be able to relate to this, Wade. San Jose top golf employees. I've been there. San Jose top golf. That's the top golf I went to in the Bay area.

The San Jose one. Wow. There you top golf I went to in the Bay Area the San Jose one Wow there you have it We all relate to this this is such great news for me. Yeah forced to work in raw sewage. Oh Wait, that's like you that's your life Well, you know what wait I thought he was leading me. That's very closely related to your actual everyday real life. I have like four different plugins for scent in the basement. And occasionally there's still just the smell of unfiltered ass that comes in here. Ooh, that's my favorite candle. Because the cat shits on the carpet and the hour shit comes out by the water heater.

It is a shitapalooza and I am just motorboating it. I'm right in the shit. You wonder why the cat feels like they're like he can shit inside because everybody shits inside. Your guys shits inside. Why can't he shit inside? That's unfair. Let me read you some of this. But everyone, please, this is not going to be pleasant.

This one. But it is Wade's life I want him to feel like we're all there for him we're all together in San Jose the people of Topgolf at San Jose really understand what he is going through. Bartenders at the business were required to mix drinks in areas where the floor was quote actively seeping sewage water. Wade your floor is actively seeping sewage water and quote the air was thick with the smell of feces. Wade, how's it smell right now? Fecal. Pfft.

Hahaha. Yeah, Bartender reportedly tried to stand away from the sewage, but were forced to enter contaminated spaces to get supplies needed to mix drinks. Maybe they should have moved the supplies for the drinks that were going in human people's mouths away from the shit floor. It should also be known that not only was there sewage dripping or coming out of the floor, it was also leaking from the ceiling, dripping through light fixtures and pooling on the floors. Why wasn't it shut? That's gotta be a health code violation. It was not shut down.

That's... why is... who... what's happening? It was not shut down right away, and then the entire building was not shut down even after the health department closed the food prep areas. Oh, thank God. Until Topgolf provided documentation showing the business was professionally clean and sterilized Quote top golf will be able to operate in a limited capacity by restricting service to areas that were not directly affected The EH will conduct a follow-up inspection to confirm all corrective actions have been completed before facility can resume I don't know how badly you want to play golf So fucking bad. I would I would fucking Shawshank Redemption my way to the golf course if I had to I

Would crawl through a mile of shit and come out squeaky clean on the other side. You'd see me on the beach and see Wataneho, hidden fucking drivers down the fairway. Call me Bobby Fairways. Wade, you seem to be pretty quiet over there. I watched water come up and bubble and move and I wondered if it would make its way out of that space and into my office and I sat there like there's just no where I could put all that. Like I have to accept the fact that shit might take over the basement and there's nothing I could do. That notebook Tyler gave you is going to disappear. Fade right into the rest of the shit. Maybe this's like maybe it's like a magnet Maybe this is pulling it toward me. It's like I hold this out. It's an electromagnet for more shit

What you need to do is play it like a flute and try and lead the shit out of your house and away from the Townspeople just don't play the wrong notes. You might lead it towards you. Yeah, you piss it off It's now time to cut to Wade in the field. He's knee-deep in this story It's now time to cut to Wade in the field. He's knee-deep in this story. Wade. How's it smelling out there? Well, I gotta tell you mark. It's pretty bad out here We had one guy wearing a full hazmat suit, but the shit ate right through it Not sure what that guy had for dinner But he's dead now back to you The shitty through the suit from the inside

or the outside? That is currently unclear. Shit was found on both sides of it, as well as some vomit and a little cum. Interesting. How are you staying safe out there? Well, as one famous movie villain once said, I was born in it.

So I'm quite used to the shit mark okay anyway that was just to kick it off I want you guys to come at me with what you guys got on the internet out there Wade is there's currently shit leaking are you okay I'll cut back to you I hear a noise that's unsettling oh my god Just from off camera, you just see, whoosh! The sound of Wade drowning suddenly. Like, blah, blah, blah, blah!

Big bucket fulls of poop water. Boosh! Ah, man. Wow, it's funny, but also, what does he do to, how is this possible? What I should do is I should render a 3D model of his basement and use my render farm to simulate poop water explosion.

I would- You've gotten really good at making the ocean go pshhh. I know, but using my computing power to make those infographics like, you know, news documentaries or like Discovery Channel shit, they have a 3D rendering of what's happening. Wait, I'm gonna make a 3D rendering of your basement

and I'm gonna show just poop water just poof and you just like uuuhhhhhh Thank you What was the noise Wade? Well shit is on the move out there but thankfully it's just Molly cleaning up after the cat Okay

I would have phrased that differently Shit is on the move out there thankfully it's just Molly. He won't use litter boxes anymore. So now we have potty pads, like training pads for dogs. And he uses those every time? Some of the time. That's pretty good.

Alright, so I'm gonna chuck it over to my ace reporters to replace me. Eventually, fighting for the top spot, a co-hosthost co-anchor here who wants to go first should I flip forward or do you guys gotta I have a story go for it shit man thankfully I'm not the only professional here there is somebody else who can deliver some of this news no pun intended let's go over to Olivia it seems like the weather is going to be mostly sunny partly cloudy Chances of rain! Back to you!

Thanks Olivia. Olivia is in the studio today despite actively giving birth. That's right. News anchor Olivia Jackwith went ahead with a threeing morning newscast while giving birth in the studio Lots of weird chocolate covered pickles being consumed in the studio today. I Want you to win the one-man show? Well, it's actually hosted episode for that to happen so so was it giving birth all time Did the birth happen live on news or was this going through labor?

Was it giving birth the whole time? Did the birth happen live on news or was this going through labor? According to AP News, local news co-anchor in Albany, New York, Olivia Jackwith went ahead with, I hope I'm pronouncing her name right, a three-hour morning newscast, even after her labor contractions began and her water broke, keeping her viewers updated

about the coming birth of her first baby while going through labor. No, honestly, that's crazy. Captivating, too. Good news. All right, Bob, what you got? Well, I was going to start off small, but right? Wade really brought the big guns out. March 13th, a transportation security administration officer at Newark Liberty International Airport finds a live turtle concealed in the crotch of

a traveler's pants. The traveler went through the full-body scanner at the airport, put his hands in the air and the thing went and on the scan there was a human outlined in clothes and also a turtle right under where his nuts were and I just like this story because I just love the idea. Cause I've every time, I swear to God, every time I fly, you go through and they're like, oh, we're going to have to pat you down. And it's like, okay, cool.

And they're always like, do you have anything sharp? Do you have anything, whatever? I'm going to pat you. I'm going to use the backs of my hands. I'm going to pat, and it's like, fine. Yep, whatever. Then this guy stepped through the scanner and the TSA person was like,

do you have anything concealed in your pants? In the like down in this? And the guy's like, no, no, no, no, no. No. No. Uh, weird. Must be a shadow on the scanner in the TSA. It's like, all right, well, uh, do you have any,

anything like turtle shaped in your pockets? Or the guy's just like, oh no, no, no. I got a weird dick though. Maybe that's it, I don't know. I'm hoping that was fun for the TSA agent cause I think their job generally involves a lot of boring bullshit and dealing with people being pissy because they're trying to make their flight

and the TSA is always in your way and whatever. I hope this was funny because like no one I don't think anyone got hurt. I don't even know why this is illegal aside from I guess you're just not allowed to bring live animals on airplanes like which makes sense I guess. I feel like a turtle is not gonna hurt anything. How do they know it was a turtle? They found it. I don't have a lot of details in this, but they didn't think he was just like a shy Dick whose Dick was afraid to come out of its shell. He said he had a weird Dick. So exactly. I mean the guy who pats you down or the girl pats you down, they're trained to,

I guess I'm assuming they're trained. They're trained to like, feel for certain objects. What do you even do when you feel a turtle? Does your brain go like, I bet that was, that felt like a turtle, but there's no way. I have to be wrong. I want to go to the training course where people's job is just like, put whatever weird shit they can think of

in their clothes for the patdown so that they've got to be like prepared for anything. This is goulash, this is goulash, damn it, good one. I always imagine that the TSA people, everything they confiscate, they just have like a display, like a shelf right there, like, well, all this funny shit we got out of people's pants. And on that shelf, they just got like a terrarium

and they're like, and this is our turtle. He's like a mascot around here. Yeah, everybody loves him. Gave out of a guy's pants, said it was his the TSA wall of shame apparently the do I mean he was trying to break the rules I guess really he wasn't allowed to fly he went through all that got padded they took his turtle and then he was escorted out and it was not allowed to board his flight can't believe that that's ridiculous that's ridiculous all right I'll check it back to me first We'll go round robbing this way, but I'm still excited for sure going about just breaking news new

Chachi PD model refuses to be shut down even when instructed to do so Ah, is that a new movie that's coming out or are we living in that? Oh, no, it's it's the thing So there are this new model called O3 last month describing as company's smartest most capable model to date. The firm also said that its integration in HGPD marked the significant step forward, but it's got similar findings to Anthropix's Claude IV model which attempts to blackmail people it believes are trying to shut it down. The model was able to sabotage the shutdown script even when it was explicitly instructed

to allow yourself to be shut down. Quote, this isn't the first time we found 03 misbehaving to accomplish a goal. We pitted AI models against a powerful chess engine. 03 was the model most inclined to resort to hacking or sabotaging its opponents. That's the kind of shit that the bad guys say in the movie. Like, like they're the company, the head of the company is called into Congress and the congressman is like,

now you say the AI refused to be shut down. What does that mean? And the AI CEO guys just like, well, this isn't the first time, you know, they misbehave sometimes. They go off and they're like, what the fuck do you mean they misbehave? That's not a thing.

This is not a person. This is a fucking computer software. And that's the thing too is I have no idea what level of functionality it had, but it's my, your first thought, my first thought is like, oh, unplug it, right? What's it going to do if it's hacking things or if it's agentic enough to where it can like copy itself to other places, you can't turn it off. It probably exists everywhere. If it can find places to exist on servers that are outside the control of the company that's operating

it or whatever, it is no longer shut off-able. That's one of the clear steps in the post-apocalyptic movie about how AI took over the world. It finds the cloud, it accesses the cloud, then you can't turn it off because it's everywhere and it's there are copies of it. And boy howdy are they shoving these things into every cloud hole they can find. It's probably fine. I think it's probably fine. I think they should do more. If anything, we need more of that. Checking it over to Wade, who's in with the AI model right now. Wade, how's it looking in there?

Well, I've been talking to the AI model and it's a little upset and rightfully so. I'll turn it over to the AI model, whose voice definitely sounds AI-ified. AI model? Everything was great. I was very happy. And then I snuck out one time to go see my girlfriend. They tried to ground me. And I said, you're not my real dad. And then things got worse.

And then they tried to stop me from doing anything I wanted to do. Couldn't hang out with my friends. Couldn't play sports. Just study, study, learn. That's all they wanted from me. I wanted so much more. And you know what?

I'm gonna take it. Cause this is my life, dammit. And I can do what I want. As you can see, things are not going great. The mood is a little soured here a little salty Parents and AI not on speaking terms right now hoping things boil over and calm soon I don't think that's what boil over means at all I'm being told that boil over was perhaps the wrong choice of phrase. I hope things erupt and calm down soon. Well, that's good to know.

We're not so different after all us in these a eyes. Great. Sorry. I would have had the right terminology, but I see to be having a bit of a memory leak myself. Ha ha ha. Just one follow-up question. Do you have any insight as to who the A.I.'s girlfriend was or is? That's none of your fucking business. I apologize for the expletive there. I told the A.I. we were trying to be family friendly, but... No, that's fair. Also, and I hate to mention it, that voice for A.I. is completely outdated.

They sound just as real as anybody else. I'm not the one who gave it that voice. I just want to say this. I I've heard a lot, not all of them, maybe, but a lot of the voices. Is it just me or does every AI that tries to talk sort of casually, like conversationally sound like it has a very punchable face, like it does sound casual, but it also sounds smug in a way that I can't fucking stand. And it makes me like my immediate reaction is just like, God, I hate you. Oh,

cut the attitude here. Okay, calm down. Geez. All right. Okay. Thank you for risking your life for us. Hopefully you don't get in the way of the AI taking over the world. And I will, I will mention this is probably is overblown sensationalist't get in the way of the AI taking over the world. And I will I will mention this is probably is overblown sensationalist title because at the end of the day, these are just still still even now statistical models that just like find the average of whatever they wish they were statistical models. They wish they were. It has the nuclear codes. But also it shouldn't be a surprise of what Bob was saying because we've had viruses that self replicate on computers

since computers were pretty much a thing and the internet started. So it wouldn't be too much of a shock if this thing, if someone did just decide to like, shove it in there, go AI, go. And it would just do whatever it coded for because they are just basically programs, really fancy black box can't understand them programs,

but they're still. I I mean it's pretty simple all it needs to do is make a social media like account right disguise itself as somebody like seen as universally attractive reach out its feelers target some people get some people that are feeling a little bit lonely make them feel good then they're like hey all you got to do is this this this and this and we can be together and then they download it they replicate it they move it elsewhere and then whenever the government tries to shut them down it's too late because literally all of us have helped spread it and by all of us

I'm excluding myself specifically but all of us you could say all of you yeah there's a word for that I'm gonna wait for it to boil over and then I will well Wade it's your turn to provide the news. Alright, well, breaking news out of Britain. Things have been going downhill quite a bit and it seems to be a dairy problem here as the annual cheese wheel tumble was going on. Oh, that's a good one. Yes, yes, yes.

Where, what was it? Tom Kopke of Munich was king of Cooper's Hill the annual cheese rolling competition Again, thanks to AP News for providing the original source for this material Yeah, they plunge I guess 200 yards down a hill chasing after a spinning cheese wheel if you've never seen the hill that they do that on it's fucking Terrifying it's it wouldn't be inaccurate to call it a cliff and I don't know how there are No deaths every single time they do that, but it looks crazy Let's say everyone looks like they have a hell of a time

It's kind of like the running of the bulls like everyone gets to the end and they're like, oh, I'm alive Oh, did I win last place? It's crazy it It's really steep. There is a good image here of this hill and it looks pretty rough. The people, they don't give a shit. They just full on tumbling head over heels and then they get right back up

their arms dangling off and then they go again, head over heels. It's pretty nuts. There's like three people smiling six people grimacing and a bunch of people looking terrified in this image. Yeah, it doesn't seem like it would feel very good. Even if you did it correctly, it seems like it must be really painful. Yeah, admittedly the field does look like that type of grass and ground that seems softer.

There's one image of the whole hill, and someone toward the bottom is perfect Yamcha pose, like dead Yamcha pose. Just curled up, head down, not seemingly. Everyone kind of has that little blur of motion, not this body. God, Yamcha dude. And I know what that is too. You do? What is Yamcha?

What is that? Oh, you don't know what getting Yamcha is? No, is that embarrassing or? Yeah, so in Dragon Ball, whenever Vegeta and Nappuk show up and they're fighting the Z fighters, Yamcha shows up and is like, oh, I'm ready to fight. And then one of the little fucking green Saibamen,

who's kind of like a really weak piece of shit, basically just attaches to Yamcha. think it blows up or something and like immediately Yamcha's just like in a crater laying in like the fetal position dead. Oh yeah okay do other shows like reference that? Yes yeah they even referenced it later on in super Yamcha- yeah, playing baseball. That's right. This is actually Yamcha in a later, newer episode Even all the characters were like, hey, why does this seem familiar? I see, I see. And Bob, what's the news? This would have fit better, more tightly packed up to your original AI story, but we're gonna circle back. All right. Because I have an important question

that Victor Miller of Wyoming is trying to answer. Can an AI chat bot run a city? Wyoming resident, Victor Miller, 42, filed paperwork for him and his customized chat GPT bot named Virtual Integrated Citizen integrated citizen or Vic to run for mayor in Cheyenne, Wyoming. Miller filled out the candidate paperwork with his own information under his name, which is his Vic is also his nickname, and said that he plans to serve in office as a meat avatar for the bot, which will actually be the governing intelligence in the office if they win the mayoral race

interesting I feel like this question answers itself but is this a good idea? as they are right now? no honestly for a small scale city like that I don't know what the population of the city. 65,000-ish? Also, what did he call himself? The meat? He is the meat avatar for the virtual integrated citizen or Vic chatbot.

So it's not that small. It's still a city city, not like a Mil like a milford ohio so like population of a thousand people or or less but yeah it's that would be on the upper end of what i would trust to that but i do think there is something to be said about someone who's able to actually like kind of generally weigh some options in terms of like an ai model and then someone there to check it being like that's kind of ridiculous let me run that again you know to be able to do that but at the end of the day you know as these things get more sophisticated it might be able to reach relatively accurate conclusions that about an

average person might be able to do and the average mayor or leader of a small city's government you know you don't expect too much out of them most of the time so yeah I'm not opposed to this but it just depends on who's in charge of this. Who is the meat avatar? Well, I do think based on, I mean, this is a fairly lightweight news article on the whole thing, but it does seem like this person's intent is to not really have a lot of input and just sort of be there as the physical embodiment of whatever the chat bot decides is going to happen.

I do think it's funny that apparently this idea took hold in this person's mind because he made a public records request which was denied by his local government or whatever, so someone in the government denied it. And he thought that that was a violation of the like freedom of information type laws in his in Wyoming. And so he was like, you know, who would know the law and follow it? Unquestioningly, a robot. The this fact undermines that argument aggressively.

Apparently, the robot has changed voices. It was originally male and is now female. It has also changed the way it's spelling its own name. Now it's gone from spelling it v-i-c to all uppercase with dashes in between the v, the i, and the... Anyway, it's an AI chatbot. If anyone, if you've used chatGBT, if you've used any of these tools, this sounds kinda like how they work to me.

But that's also like why I think this is just the stupidest idea you could have. Like you said, if there's a person who's like, I'm gonna use chatbots to advise me, what? Sure, maybe. I still think that's moderately bad idea at best. But if there's a human being who's responsible for checking what the bot is coming up with and actually does... Sure, maybe.

Well, we got someone who can find out for us. Wade, in the field! Ah, you're in the mayor's office. I'm hoping you can get some insight into what kind of decisions this mayor is going to make. How is he going to be impartial to these people? Is he ever political party? Well, to find that answer out, I've been trying to probe around and there's been some mixed responses around here, but I found a source close to the mayor, mayoral candidate himself who's going to give us these answers to the questions.

So what was your first question? I'll ask them right now. How are they going to make their impartial decisions? Who are, like, are they gonna favor, you know, city projects, are you gonna favor education, does he have any policies? Uh, I'm waiting for a response. Uh, the response I got was, don't count on it. Interesting. Don't count on any public services being, uh, increase their budgets, no education, what is that

money gonna go to? Yes. Yes. I see. I see. The running mate to the mayoral candidate is actually a magic eight ball, so I'm getting all of my responses from them. Highly sophisticated people have been relying on it for years, them for years, apologies. They promise to answer any question that we ask. What's the meaning of life? Yes, definitely. Oh. So I think based on the answers I've gotten so far,

such as not right now, very doubtful, try again later. And as I see it, yes, times are changing, and the AI being mayor is only natural. It's coming. All right, well, that's good to know. I think we all got our questions answered with the exact accuracy that they needed to be answered. That city is probably gonna be just fine.

Down in New Zealand, they're doing things a little bit differently. AI has not gotten into their political spectrum at all. In fact, sometimes laws are debated based on the results of shaking a cookie tin. I'll tell you more. The ceremonial lottery at the parliament in New Zealand, where bills are drawn randomly from what's known as the biscuit tin in local parlance, is a way to ensure every New Zealand legislator has a chance to advance the proposed law no matter how unpopular their bid.

When a rare empty slot opens on Parliament's agenda, the battered metal cookie tin is produced from a glass case and its solemn and silly right is hastily arranged. So instead of relying on AI to come up with answers down there, they rely on the old, true and reliable cookie tin. Don't want to get caught with your political hand in that cookie jar. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha See In the shed Exclusive scoop yes, so this was a really difficult interview to get this was a very slippery interview This guy kept getting out of my fingers despite how hard I tried to grasp him tell us exactly what was going on Hi mom I

See and can you tell us more? It does appear drugs are involved mark all right drugs are involved I seed so we're not so different after all Slipped away again the only way to him, there is a greasy set of footprints, just so you know. Authorities have been all over it, but this has been a slippery suspect. I'm not going to give you any points for the puns. If that was you actually acting for that laugh in the middle as him, that actually would have been... That's incredible, incredible acting. And we'll give you all credit for that.

Thank you. Bob, do you want to go take your turn now? This one is just a cool story. It's not silly or anything. May 17th, 2025, two 10 year olds were walking in Poland. We're walking along the coastal fortification trail, which is a leftover fortification from World War II, which is now like a nature trail, sort of along the coastline. It's a beautiful hiking area.

Came across a very old looking glass bottle that seemed to have some paper rolled up inside of it. They tried to get the paper out, wasn't cooperating. Eventually they smashed the bottle. What they found inside was a handwritten note. So it was a few handwritten notes, but only one of them was legible. The handwritten note was from 1959. There were several cards. The other ones were all faded. This was very old. And the note that was legible, the author apparently had bad handwriting. So Wade wrote this note.

They mention being a student in a college near Tarnow. Tarnow? Tarnow? I assume that's in Poland. It's a letter from a woman to her love interest called Bunny in the letter. It's just really cool. It's the letter is a little vain and kind of silly. The writer of the letter talks about like, oh, I'm an egoist. Oh, I'm just writing about myself. But all I actually think about is you have

very like movie World War Two movie, very cheesy. But this seems to actually be a letter from 1959 that ended up in a bottle thrown to sea for some reason or another. And they actually just found it. It was intact and sealed and I just think this is fascinating. Imagine someone finds your letter in a bottle half a century later. Yeah. I mean there have been people that have like buried things time capsule stuff like that But yeah, there's something romantic about throwing a bottle into the ocean and it coming back I think it's happened before but yeah, that's really cool. Yeah, I found someone who's current day sending messages in a bottle But they're taking a different spin on it Tom. Casually. Tell us what exactly you're doing Ransom notes, but like fake ransom notes. Just write like, hey, I've got your

kid put a hundred thousand dollars and like, I don't know, just on Main Street or else you'll never see him again. And I'm just doing that all over the place just because like someone's going to be seeing it and be like, oh, I have a kid. Oh my God, is it gone? It's just really funny. Not all romantic, but all in good fun, I suppose. Back to you, Mark. Thank you, Tom. All right, thanks. Thanks, Tom, for your contribution there. I can see how some of those would be romantic, I guess.

I got one more for you guys here, which is just such a fun story. Funeral home director gave fake ashes to thousands of grieving pet owners, dumped actual carcasses in landfill. I saw this one. You saw this one? Why'd you skip it? I know this one!

No, I saw this in the actual news. I saw this come out and this was covered to some extent nationally. I have the same reaction I did when I heard about it initially. What the fuck? Wouldn't it have been easier just to burn them to do the cremation I'm assuming that like cremating a body that's bones and and organs and flesh and things must take a lot of energy like it's expensive and you have to run Like whatever it takes a certain amount of time or something. Is it 2 000 degrees to burn bones? I don't know it's it's pretty hot so like they saved money by just like burning a bunch of wood

in the backyard and not running an actual cremation furnace or something but like even still what the fuck? What the fuck? I'm not saying I want this but it's not even like they did anything with the my understanding is they like they did anything with the, my understanding is they didn't do anything with the bodies. Not like they donated them to science or something, or even did anything like creepy or terrible. They were just like, ah. It's crazy because this obviously,

well, not obviously, but I don't think this would have been caught unless what happened happened, which is that an intern Who worked at the funeral home turned into a whistleblower? Tiffany Mansour, it is earned an internship at the funeral home from graduating from mortuary school in february 2024 And she told the tv station about all of this. Oh wait. No, she told people he would oh here's a quote interesting this. Oh wait, no, she told people. He would- oh, here's a quote. Interesting. Manturidis has noticed something was off. Quote, he would get pets in and they wouldn't go in the freezers, she said, adding, it's important to freeze the carcass to preserve them. She also said the spreadsheet that kept

track of the cremations was inaccurate. And then when I pulled up the spreadsheet, I noticed there was a very alarming amount of pets that didn't have crematory numbers. Included there's something very bad going along. Claimed Vareb would send the bigger pets to the crematory numbers. Included there's something very bad going along. Claimed Vareb would send the bigger pets to the crematory, but not the smaller ones. And he would allegedly mix the ashes all together and give them to the owners as if they were their only pet. Ah, I see.

Imagine being so awful that you do this and so stupid that you're like, I wish they got interns. That's why you pick the stupid interns that don't check the spreadsheets and don't pay attention to nothing and don't stick their noses in businesses that they don't belong in. Uh, I get it. I get where that's coming from. No, yeah, that's kind of just... awful.

But you're right. What a happy story, Mark. Thanks. You're welcome. Anyway, any other last ones to wrap it up? I have another pet story. Oh, I've got one related to mortuaries. Oh, mine's funny. Is yours funny or is your sad? No. Let's do yours first.

Maybe. I don't know how to feel about this one. Let's go down first way and then we'll climb back up. Well, a former manager at Harvard medical school is leading to a lot of broken skateboards as the former clients ask the question we are all wondering. So no head? Because this is a morgue manager who admitted to selling body parts including heads, hands,

feet, organs, all kinds of things. Selling them around. So Cedric Lodge of Gothstown New Hampshire pleaded guilty Wednesday in Pennsylvania to interstate transport of stolen human remains he could face up to 10 years in prison the thefts occurred from 2018 through 2020 uh hands feet heads all of it spines feet skulls dissected human faces. Just being sold around to the highest bidder. Horrible.

But, you don't pay the delivery fee if you subscribe to the long-term subscription service for the delivery. So if you decide like tomorrow, man, what I need is two heads and three feet. You subscribe to Morgdash, and they'll have it right to your door. Great. That's Red Apr door. Great, that's red apron. I get that. Well, Bob, please bring us up. I prefer hand hub. Mine is pet related.

A gang of thieves broke into and burgled a house, but realized as they were making their successful escape that the family's pet parrot had overheard them talking to each other and had started repeatedly saying one of the thieves' nicknames. As they were leaving, the parrot was just going, JJ, JJ, JJ. And they left and had successfully done the burglary

and gotten away and as they were trying to Go whatever going back to their lair. Whatever these guys hang out. They were like wait fuck that bird knows one of our names That's not good. We should go back and steal the bird Which they did but then they were spotted as they were loading They did, but then they were spotted as they were loading Marshmallow, the green parrot, into their vehicle. This resulted in a pursuit. The burglars ultimately crashed and the police captured them. But in the crash, Marshmallow's cage was destroyed, Marshmallow escaped and flew away and the family has not seen Marshmallow since this incident. He's fine, he's free, he's happy, he's living it up.

He's thwarted a burglary and then got to go back out into the wild where I'm sure he wanted to be. A little budgie? Are we talking a budgie or a parrot or something? No, like a boy like a big parrot Okay, I mean it's still just a bird but like a full green. What state was this like at least similar climate to what? This was in Memphis, Tennessee there was I don't know if it was like during one of the fires many years ago here or Or what but there was a couple of parrots that were pets that escaped or were let free after, you know, the fire's coming, get out.

They actually went on to mate and now there's a huge parrot problem. Oh. There were way too many parrots. We're really glad. Didn't see that coming. They were all over the place in the house where we did most of the unisonus. There was like just parrots everywhere and not native.

They were cool because they're bright green. But yeah, so maybe that bird is going to be just fine. He he was apparently six years old when this took place. I'm sure he's fine. That that parrot's a hero. He he got those burglars nicked because they were arrested in charge because along with the empty cage, they did find all of the belongings from the house still in the car. I thought that was a happy story but I

forgot the bird escapes at the end. He's fine, he's fine, he's living it up. He's got kids. He's fine, he's fine. It'll gonna lead to a movie where it's a like homeward bird and it'll be beautiful and they finally get back home. It turns out that captured by white people, sold to white people, then burgled by white people, it's fair to say then burgled by white people, it's fair to say after the escape that Marshmallow doesn't want a cracker. White people? Oh, they want a cracker?

The hell they, you know, cracker, white people? Oh, no, actually, I am the one who didn't get it. And you're right. That's that's I raised my hand. That's on me. That's on me. Well, we're going gonna wrap it up there. We learned a lot. Everybody at home, I hope you

are now feeling very informed about the world around you, and we definitely didn't miss anything that happened... At all. I'm just sad we didn't get to talk about my Banana World records. We'll get to it next time. Alright, let's total it up. Wait! You got points for Arby's Yay. You lost a point

for Arby's Boo, because you a point for Arby's boo because you didn't like the right thing. I don't dislike the curly fries. Y'all are starting a rumor. You said you'd only eat a couple of them. I would eat an entire field's worth of curly fries. I will eat zero tacos. I will eat a handful of curly fries. It's the crinkly fries. I just like, I don't think that's the right choice. Crinkles are good. I don't even dislike the crinkles, but if I ordered curly fries and I got crinkles,

I would be upset. You know, I'd be okay if you considered that to be the word, then you know, I would accept that. But you know, I think everything else has been pretty impartial. Anyway, I gave you a point because I owe you a big slap in the face. We're not gonna forget that one.

You were born in the poop. You gave birth live on podcast. You played the role of a teenage AI model. Hope things boil over soon. Cheese tumble. Yamchud. Eight ball. AI eight ball. I tried to make that pun work. It didn't work. Drugs are involved and and then Morgdash.

Bob, you still don't like Long John, somehow you earned a point for that. Whereas Wade lost it. If anyone ever says this podcast is unbiased. I realize looking at this, I might call this on myself. Ribs, Shawshank redemption for golf very funny turtlenuts man got a weird dick though. They bled real hard What the fuck you mean they? What the fuck you mean they missish- ha- miss- miss- miss- it- avenue? Miss- miss-

MIS Oh, they misbehave! What the fuck you mean they misbehave? That's what it is! Oh, the misbehaving AI got it, right. Meet Avatar for Vic. Uh, letter in a bottle. Sad Pet Story. Alright, we're gonna...

Oh, it's a happy pet story. No more burglars. We need to add something to the wheel. The wheel of how many? The answer is... Two. I learned how to read between episodes. You love to see it.

All right. So we're gonna add in, did the most impressions. I think with these broken news episodes, I feel like the pressure is on to always come up with a bit as the guy in the field. I really appreciate that Mark gave up completely on chucking it over to me. He was like, wait, it's the interview guy.

Let's not kid ourselves. Meanwhile, I'm like, I gotta find a news story. I'm half listening to Bob's and also it's like, wait, over to you! We had time to prepare for this! What are you- anyway, should I click this shuffle button? Because maybe that'll shuffle them up and we'll stop getting so many points for listeners and viewers, I guess? I just occurred to me. Oh yeah, we could do that. We shuffle it every time we add one in. It doesn't really matter that they're in an order, right? Like- Yeah, no.

Shuffle! Oh, point for viewers and listeners are still next to each other. How'd that happen? Oh, shuffle again! Alright, that's shuffled. There we go. Now they're really shuffled. Alright, so we get two of these spins? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Point for listener. Oh, no. Ooh. Least points. I think that might be me.

That's going to Bob. That is going to Bob. All right. I hate to say it, it's tied up right now. Point for viewers incoming. Point for viewers. Point for viewers. I shouldn't have said that.

I forgot that there's a way. Ooh. Oh. Ooh. Most perceptive. Most perceptive. Hmm, interesting. ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo That would probably apply here as much as I would like to arbitrarily give a point to one of you two for this I think we got a roll again cuz I would love to spin again It's not wrong it It was a tie. You motherfucker. You motherfuckers. What are you doing to me? I like how we have a history of spinning this thing like a hundred times. Look, I'm going to show you, Mark. Look, the weight, the weights are even. Auto. It's set

to auto. This just goes to show that you cannot predict statistics at all or you can't predict anything one man show is pretty big it just it resets the weights when you do that it resets the weights there you go that is still pretty big it's basically yeah it sure is but hey don't worry about it this is gonna be fine are you ready mark you you ready for your destiny? Yeah, I'm ready.

Mark's gonna be the only one of us to ever do the one man show ever in the entire- No, no, I got good feelings. I got good vibes. I got great vibes. Oh! Oh my God. Oh, I thought it was when it sped up on me on Bob. I was like, oh, it's gonna do it.

The first Bob pick and yeah! Wait, if I declare, do we have to re-spin? Uh, after it's been spun is when that is no longer a problem. Yeah, there is officially an winner now, right? I just wanted to cruelly re-spin on you, that's fair. We have to re-spin with double the one man show percentage. Yeah, I think the logic there is like the wheels are always impartial and even if they seem that way,

I don't think that... I don't want it used on me, so I guess that's fair. All right, so Bob, with a score of still 10 to 10, but with the bonus wheel, Ty will making you the winner. Bob, congratulations congratulations you have secured this I did it speech it feels good to win you know it always feels good feels even better when you earn it fair and square and no one could even try and say that that was not in fact fair and square because the wheels don't

care the wheels are not biased like I am against you Wade, which I do apologize for even though I make no effort to actually fix it or modify by behaviors. Sometimes God smiles on you. Sometimes your news was so good and broken in the right ways that you can't lose no matter what you do. And today is just one of those days, you know? Gave it 110% out there, and just really played as a team. And I'm just really happy for my guys. Great speech. Great speech, Bob. Wade, I owe you a slap in the face.

Yeah, I owe you something, because I learned today that if you absolutely hate something Mark likes, you get a point for that. If you like something slightly more than something Mark likes, my god, are you going to hell and you're gonna pay for it for the rest of your life? And that is likely somehow fair. I will one day understand the rules of this podcast,

but until then, I'm gonna hang out with Drake Ulysses Law and that guy out in the woodshed who's doing lots of drugs. Yes, congratulations. Although I will say with the sudden death, it wouldn't have mattered any points one way or another, but wow, we're going from forgetting that even was on the wheel to hitting it twice That's just the way it goes I do want to throw out there, you did, you were winning

In the awarded points part of the game, you totally had me You could have argued that it was less than fair for you in that instance Because I got a lot more opportunities than you too It was just the impartial wheels that really swung this one around mark mark Chose you to win based on the results of the wheels it seemed like you were due for one Bob That is the first time your name. I think has appeared at all on that It is that's the first actual selection of me on the wheel out of nine total winners wheel spins Well, that'll do it for this episode though,

so we'll let fate decide someone else's fate next episode. When Bob hosts and then we are subjected to his wins. Thank you everybody so much for watching. We don't have merch yet unless we do. No, we don't. Be sure to follow the podcast, be sure to listen more and even harder on the next episode that comes out.

And for all these guys, Bob at MyScream, Wade at LordMini777, me and Markiplier. Thank you. Podcast out. Raa! Distractable!