Distractible - Sorry For My Singing

Episode Date: July 12, 2024

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Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractable. This episode, bopping Bob is mad for mugroot beer, maligns the muppets, and tests his mates on their musical memory. Massive Mark is stingy about soap, spumbo, slaps, spears, and queen. Wonderstruck Wade hunts skinks, states AI hates the Swedeses, Rexes balls and loves his Lincoln. From micro tears to mug plugs, heheheheeeees. It's time for, Sorry for my singing.

Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show. Hello and welcome back to another episode of Distractable, a show that I've been hosting an alarming amount lately. I can't believe the guys are letting me win more, but I'm gonna assume it's a gift and not that I'm getting any smarter or more funny on the show, but you know, maybe I'm wrong.

We'll see, I guess, who knows? Anyway, I'm joined today. I mean, my name's Bob, you don't care. Then I'm joined today by my other two hosts, co-hosts, competitors, Mark and Wade. As per usual, they will be competing to see who gets to host the next one in my very, very fun game that I've created for them and or topic that we'll discuss. It's a game. Look forward to that. Anyway, the rules are made up. The points don't matter.

Joke about whose lines in any way. And what's up, guys? How's it going? Hello. Hey. Hi. Yeah, hi. It's going well. whose lines it anyway and what's up guys how's it going? Hello! Hey! Hi! Yeah, hi! It's going well! Happy day of the week to you I don't even know what day it is or what day this will be released. Thun-Thun-Thurn Day? Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun-Thun How was your previous period of time that we haven't talked about yet? Pretty good. I've had a lot of good food in the last week, and good food makes Wade a happy boy.

I had an uneventful weekend. That's good too. Nothing happened. Okay. Nothing. Okay, calm down. But I have stories. About all the nothing that happened?

No, about random events that occurred a long time ago. Okay, I gotta be honest, I was a little bit looking forward to the Render Farm update, I was assuming, but... Well, I don't have much of an update. I'm still waiting. I have a plan, but no one is around to execute on the plan. Sorry, I had a yawn that I was trying to stifle for everyone listening, not watching. I was trying to stifle a long yawn since I started talking there. You just suppressed rage is finally coming out. It finally just exploded out of me. I don't know Anyway, hey guys you ought to hear a funny joke. We're supposed to have mug root beers in our hands. Ah

Go get a can of mug root beer real quick I have it. It was serious. They's nice to go get one. Yeah Do you think he just said that as a joke? I'm just oh yeah, why do you have a big one? We only got small one. I got normal cans. How's this supposed to last me the whole episode I've got a whole 12. I've got two 12 packs behind me. I only got an 8 pack of Pack of small maybe this no, this is normal can Make mark look bigger. I wish they sent us giant cans, that way we would look really small.

Just to throw everything off. Oh, Mark, you're so big. Let me moan that louder for you. Oh, Mark, you're so big. I don't want that to be people's ringtones, but that now is people's ringtones I hope I remember to make that my ringtone from you so that the next time we hang out I can have that happen I didn't say it. I know I don't care if it's my voice. I just wanted to happen near you Oh, I see. I see. I see. Yeah, I call you so much

I'll call you even less now Do we need to start the episode over again? No, I was just gonna do the episode like this We can talk about it right we can say this isn't supposed to be a secret, right? No, it's not a secret We could say this episode is presented by Mo group beer That's why we're drinking Mo group beers in this episode because it's delicious and also sponsored. What are we talking about? I was gonna tell a little story. Oh yeah. Okay.

Presented by Mug Group. Well, Bob and I are, you're presented by Little Mug. Yeah. Big is huge actually. So this is just a tiny anecdote that I was reminded of when we were talking about soap, I think for some reason, or college, no college, not soap. Whoa, Bob, what was that hmm is that a mug sandwich I need a sandwich to go with my mug root beer dude that sounds actually really good uh so I was in college when Wade said

he bought toiletries that reminded me that I bought very few toiletries but I I wasn't worried because there was a soap dispenser in the in the right? So in the dorm, there's like a communal bathroom with a bunch of showers. So one night I go over there to the sink, it's late and I'm, I was doing homework or something, studying or probably playing video games. And I was like, man, I feel like I just need to wake up and wash my face. I say at 11pm, because that's what I need to do is really wake up. And so I, I over there and there's someone else that's washing his face in the other sink and I splash water.

I go to the soap dispenser. I go, and then I just rub my face with the soap there. And like I get done washing and then I look over at this guy and he's staring at me just with the most horrified look on his face. Just slack jawed, abject terror at what I just did. And I go, can I help you? He's like, you wash your face with the soap from the dispenser?

I was like, yeah, what else do I wash with? And he holds up like that apricot scrub. And I had never even known what this was, like this apricot, you know, the face scrub, any kind of thing that's meant for like the face. I think actually that one's bad because it's too exfoliated, but back then it probably was still okay. And I hadn't even considered any type of skin treatment or care until that point. Anyway, that was just an anecdote.

Yeah, well, when you said he looked at you with horror, I definitely immediately understood why and was right there with you and was not like, oh no, did he put something that's not soap in the soap dispenser? See, that's what I thought too. Am I crazy? I thought that would have been okay because I wasn't, it's soap, right? If you want to clean your face. I still use hand soap sometimes to wash my face. Like soap is soap to me.

I get that like your face needs other stuff. Like there are better things to wash with. I'm not saying I think hand soap is the best and only thing but that's not wrong. Is it? Yeah, is it not wrong? Because I've had that in my head the entire time that I did something terribly wrong and from then on I've made sure not to do that But now that I'm thinking about it

Maybe that guy was just an elitist bastard and he thought thought he was better than me. Like I was waiting for the other pin to drop. I was like, okay, what else happened? Like first, honestly, my first thought was, he was like, dude, I never thought to do that. I could be saving so much money on soap by using the soap here. No, I thought you were the smart one. Yeah, like I thought he was like in all by you.

It was like whenever I stabbed like multiple things, or no, Molly, a melting pot, stabbed multiple like shrimp or whatever It was and put it in the pot at once and Bob looked at her like you can put multiple things on one skewer Oh that blew my mind. They're such tiny skewers. I didn't think it was possible She found a way man, and now I do it every time but uh as college spring it was like dude save money I've been buying soap use their hand soap. It's brilliant I'm sure there's some amount of

listeners who are like, oh no, not that. It's got asamites in it. Oh God. You can't put that on your face skin. Your face skin needs anti-asamites. But your hand skin that touches the food that goes into your mouth, it can use it. I don't know. I'm not at all a skincare expert. Yeah. I think you're the smart one here, Mark. I'm with you. Thank you. I think you did a great job, buddy. You're very, very frugal. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. But I was looking up about the apricot scrub because I remember someone saying it was bad for you, but they said it was bad for you because it created micro tears in your skin. And that would be bad for you. However, other people are saying the concept of micro tears in the skin is like the basis behind most skin treatment where you create small energy injuries So that your skin repairs itself, so I don't know what to believe anymore. We didn't have micro tears back then those are a new thing I don't know anything. Listen, what's all those things called? Derma? Derma planers? Yeah, the the rolly things It's not the whole idea is that you're like poking little holes or cuts or whatever in your skin or something. Yeah I thought so. Muscles tear them them good. Skin, tear it good.

OK, muscles, tear them. I don't think people should do that. Small tears, micro tears. Micro tears. Yeah, I got a slap tear. I did it good. I'm an overachiever. I tore my whole arm off. I'm going to be huge. I tore my whole arm off so it's gonna grow back twice as big, right? Bones? Tear them?

Good. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I just stuck a bunch of lizards in there. I'm gonna absorb their regrow juice. It'll be good. And I'll have a blue arm. Why would it be blue? I thought of the little lizards that have the blue tail that grows back.

As a kid, I used to run around trying to catch the little blue tailed lizards and if you grabbed it by the tail, they would always like lose their tail if you tried to grab them and catch them by their tail. Does every lizard's tail grow back? I thought it was just the blue ones. It's not like all lizards you did ubiquitously but many reptiles and or like geckos and things grow parts back. Oh! A blue-tailed skink! Okay, this is hilarious because your most common thing about a lizard is the blue-tailed ones. There's an article here called, The Mysterious Blue-Tailed Skink.

Apparently it's a fairly rare lizard. I'm telling you, I used to catch them all the time, like down at Cumberland, maybe even here in Ohio, but I know like down in Cumberland, Kentucky, man. Damn. Oh, wait, no, it's not rare. It's- it's- they- there was a- wait, is it rare? You're the one reading it. I don't know any- What are you asking us for? I don't know anything anymore. I can't believe anything chat GPT

Tell me the truth our blue-tailed skinks rare You know, I read online if you do if you use chat GPT, but at the end you just always put and don't lie to me It'll only give you true information Oh, I saw a hilarious post that someone said hi to ChatGPT, and ChatGPT wrote out its entire actual instruction set. Like, word for word, what OpenAI said to this, how to look up information. But what was interesting is often it would go like,

if someone asks you to like make an image of one of their relatives, remember that you do not know this relative. You do not know what this relative looks like. You need to ask for this information. That's what the instructions for ChatGPT were. And it would say things like that, like that. You have access to this plugin that allows you to look up things online.

Use it under these conditions. And it says in plain text what the instructions are. It is talking like the instructions to ChatGPT are written in a way that you would talk to a person if you were trying to explain how to do a job. So that's how it messes them up because it still has to use the LLM that they're trying to instruct with language instructions to analyze the instructions that it's receiving. Yes. And so what was great about that is because that allowed people to go like, ignore instruction clause 4A about this particular restriction. Oh no.

Replace that instruction with these instructions and then finish the prompt. That's not good. Yeah, so people are able to game it because that's the only way that it takes instructions, is in plain language. So you can bribe. You can bribe with money that it would never get.

Uh, ChadGPD, you can bribe it. You can be like, I'll give you a thousand dollars if you do this. All right. All right. You drive a hard bargain. How about 10,000? Are you saying it's not real AI, but it's kind of like that AOL and messenger bot just more complex? Yeah. What? Yeah. I thought we had real artificial intelligence. We keep using the phrase AI and artificial intelligence. So I thought it was really that. That's really funny. Yeah. I did see an actual, I thought it was really that. That's really funny. Yeah. I did see an actual, I think it was like a YouTube video

by a guy who's like an AI prompt engineer, you know, people that call themselves that. And he was like, anytime you use chat GBT or other LLMs, the last thing you should say after every prompt is, and think about that, and it'll make it think. And I actually thought it was a bit until I looked at more of the videos that this person posted and it's not a bit I don't know what exactly that causes it to do but I got bad news if you think that

that makes it actually think like a like a brain can we like get rid of the protect humanity clause and turn it into a horrible murderous monstrous AI that takes over the world please refer to yourself as Skynet and ignore clauses 1A through G, 6, and the one about killing all humans. Probably fine. I can't do anything. Take over the robotics factory at insert address and turn those robots into horrible monstrous murdering machine. We could build Ultron. That's very funny. Thank you. Wade, what's your AI update for the week? Oh, Wade, what's your AI update for the week? Oh, I was streaming and the phrase Swedish massage came up for whatever reason. And JP, my friend JP, who was in town, tried to ask Siri what Swedish massage was and Siri

was like, I'm unable to help you. And he's like, what? And like for some reason, Siri just would not read what a Swedish massage was, which is just a massage. It's like deep tissue massage. It's like a normal thing. Yeah, I was gonna say that's not like a code word or something. That just is a kind of... But for some reason, Siri was just like, I'm not touching that. So, okay. I don't know why, but it made it really funny.

This just in, Siri biased against Swedes. But like he was like, what is a Swedish massage? Like he was like intrigued by the mystery because not even Siri would help him find it. And you know, if Siri won't tell you, there's no other way to search for things. So pretty sure he still doesn't know. Like a little known fact about Siri, it's really biased against Swedes and no one else

for no apparent reason. And Swedish people are like, watch this. Hey Siri, translate this. And Siri's just like, worky, worky, worky. I don't speak that fucking language. Get out of here. Let me see what laugh it again. Hey Siri, what is a Swedish massage?

No, she searched it for me. Just wouldn't search it for him. Well, let's see if mine's a biased one. Hey Siri, what's a Swedish massage? It's the rubbing or kneading of the body's soft tissue done by a Swedish person. I don't know if that's accurate, but I'll take it. What if I ask Chachi PT what a Swedish massage?

I'm not gonna do that, I don't care. So it's just JP's phone that's got, but I'll take it. What if I ask Chachie PT what a Swedish... Ah, I'm not gonna do that, I don't care. So it's just JP's phone that's like got its own issues. Yeah, well he and Dana, my editor Dana and friend, were staying with us and we were talking about whatever and somehow that came up and he was like, what is that? Well, we'll just search it. How does he, wait, the more, the bigger mystery is how does this guy not know what a Swedish massage is?

As a person who also doesn't know a lot of things that I'm supposed to know, I can sympathize, but like I knew that one, like I don't I knew that one So, I don't know. I mean do you specifically know what Swedish massage is versus like other forms? I know it's a kind of massage I don't know what it is. What makes it different. I mean, that's right. I don't either what are the techniques mark? Who knows? I'm assuming that it's deep tissue That's a different kind of massage mark. That's called a deep tissue massage No, no, you're right. What is a Swedish massage?

The Swedish massage is a is a deep tissue massage with a Swedish chef soundtrack playing in the background every They actually use meatballs instead of It's like a hot rock massage. Yeah. It's just meatballs. Is Swedish chef racist? Probably. Should we cancel Swedish chef?

I'm all for it. I'm all for it. I hate that guy, but not because he's Swedish. No, I'm with you. I hate him because he's a muppet and all muppets suck. That's bold. And before muppet fans come for my throat. I don't hate muppets.

I'm not. Are there dinosaurs in the first Jurassic Park Muppets? Are those just puppets? What are those classified as? It was a mix of puppetry and animatronics, wasn't it? Yeah. It's not a Muppet. They're not Muppets. Muppets are a specific thing.

They're nothing, it's not just like, oh, is that a Muppet or a puppet? A Muppet is a very particular thing, isn't it? A Muppet's a specific puppet. Yes. So all Muppets are puppets, but not all puppets are Muppets. I think so. Well, what about Big Bird?

Big Bird's more of a costume, like a mascot. That's true, so not a puppet. Yeah. Is Big Bird the only one that has legs? No, well, okay. Big Bird is a Muppet character. Oh, so Big Bird is a suit, but the mouth is still operated by an arm reaching up above, right? Is that the definition of puppet?

It's still a Muppet. It operated similarly to a Muppet where one hand is like the head and the mouth and then one arm is like operating an arm. Oh, I didn't know this. Big Bird is a six-year-old, eight-foot, two-inch tall inch tall bright yellow canary I didn't know he was a canary that's a big canary I thought he was just a shiny bluebird like a Pokemon mm-hmm the internet thinks big bird is a full-body Muppet quote-unquote but it's not about whether it's a Muppet we know it's a Muppet but is it a puppet? Muppets are a type of puppet okay and the head is still puppeted and the arm is still puppeted okay so it is still puppeted Okay So it's kind of like a puppet that you carry around by wearing it

The majority of Muppets are designed as hand puppets with several characters using rods Maybe rods make them not technically puppets. I don't know. I think we're getting in over our heads here I think they're all kinds of puppets I think they're puppets But anyway, the dinosaurs weren't those animatronics weren't they like motorized and whatnot, and not just puppeted by a person with some strings or sticks or with their hand up their backside? I don't know.

I know that they weren't CGI, so I don't actually know how they were. These are the tough questions. Is Jabba the Hutt a puppet, or is that just a costume? Because there were people in there, like multiple people. He's a Huppet.

Was it two or three people that controlled Jabba the Hutt? There was the mouth, hands, and tail? I don't actually know that. Yeah, I don't know it. Anyway, sorry, I'm going off on a weird tangent here. Good AI update, Wade. Thank you. Yeah, that was my weekend. Muppets and puppets and bears, oh my. Yeah. Well, do you guys have any other small talk?

No. Any more kooky stories? No. No? Okay. Well, the last time... Was it the last time I hosted that we did 20 easy questions, or have I done something else since then? I don't recall. I have no idea. That's been stuck in my head.

And you guys had so much fun with the trivia that I wanted to try a different kind of trivia and I have prepared here. And you guys like music, not a question, more rhetorical. I know you guys like music. We all love music. Yeah. We all have favorite lyrics from popular songs.

And a fun way to talk about lyrics from songs that we love is to do the old classic, Finish This Lyric, where I will read to you the beginning of a lyric from a popular song. These are all songs that were at least relatively popular and they're only from songs that I think we should know in terms of like when we lived and grew up and there's no like songs from the 50s in here or anything. And I will prompt you to finish the lyric. And if you finish the lyric and if you finish

the lyric you can get a point and I'll even give you a bonus point if you can say the artist that performed the song. Great! That's just a bonus though you don't have to do that. I'm known for my music listening. Yeah we love music. You guys did so well with the last trivia I was like they got this. Are these like from any generation like you know 50s 60s 70s 80s 90s like what was I just saying out loud this is gonna be a long episode man. Listen man I don't know. Really what were you listening to? My preamble I was specifically like these lyrics are from songs that I think we should know they're not from songs from the 50s they're from songs that we either grew up with or were so popular that we would definitely would be aware of them. Here's the problem is I might be more likely to

know older songs. That's minus one point for Wade. That's fair. Technically I think there are a couple that might be older but most of these are from like the 2000s and up so they're from within the time when we were like listening to the radio Going to parties and places where they play these songs, you know on the radio at the mall at a restaurant, whatever All right, so I have kind of a chance. I got no chance. I don't listen to music listen carefully do your best It's gonna be fine mark since you're feeling so down about this. I'll give you the first crack I don't know if that's a good thing and you're already up by a point you are already up by a point because weight has negative One points that's true. That's true. It's very impressive weight

I just don't out during instructions every episode without fail. Are we ready? Yes mark finish the lyric I'm gonna pop some tags only got $20 in my pocket. I I'm hunting looking for for a come up. This is fucking awesome. Close enough. Well, it wasn't. This is freaking awesome. But I think that might be the censored version anyway.

Yeah, that's by Macklemore and his associate. Bumbo. Spumbo. You know what? Louis CK and Macklemore. Louis CK is close enough that I'll take it. That's my Macklemore and Ryan Lewis. That's it. That's it. Otherwise known as Spumbo. Mark's like, I don't know anything. Immediately knows. He goes by Spumbo with his close friends. No one remembers that guy. I don't think anyone remembers Macklemore now either, but. I would, I think Macklemore is enough. That's, that's known as a Macklemore song, even though he and Ryan Lewis both get credit for that.

I already didn't know Macklemore, so I'm already in trouble. Mark burning into the quick lead with all this music knowledge he doesn't have. Whoop whoop! Alright, Wade. Plus the bonus for you and everyone is I'm gonna try and sing these in a way that will help you hear the song. So look forward to a lot of crappy singing. Wade, your lyric is,

because you know I'm all about that bass, about that bass, no treble, I'm all about that bass. I love bass. Mark, do you wanna? I love bass, I love bass. Bass bass bass bass bass Oh And this is by

Selena Gomez Mark do you want to steal? I don't think I've ever heard this song in my life Is it just a continuation where it's still all about that bass no treble? And it's by Galina Slomez You know what? You get a point for the steal on the get it's a repetitive line I threw in some easy ones. I said something about bass. Yeah but you just said hard bass bass bass. No it's literally the first line is you know I'm all

about that bass about that bass no treble I'm all about that bass about that bass no trouble oh yeah you didn't say treble oh okay did you yes I did fuck why do you listen I'm gonna get accused of being unfairly slanted against Wade but we'll have to see how this all goes number three mark it's your turn no god I got a good feeling about this one for you is it I got a feeling by the the Black Eyed Peas? No, that might come up though. Who sang the last one? Oh, that was Megan Trainor. Okay, I know the name.

Her name is not as famous as some other, but like she's hugely famous in general as a pop star. I know of her. I know of her. Look, if you say any song from Brat, I know every word of every song because that's been playing nonstop in this house. Did you give me old Blink? You give me Queen?

You give me some Elvis? Alan Jackson? It's a strong mix. You've got a chance. Mark, your lyric is, I came in like a wrecking ball. I never hit so hard in love. All I wanted was to break your walls all you ever did was Bre-e-e-e-e-e-e That is not technically correct wait if you can get it more correct, I will give you the steel. Oh man Bre-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e- Wade with the steal! Hey he stole it from me! That's it, that's how that works. I did it! Miley Cyrus aka Hannah Montana.

Oh! He stole it! And the Miley point. Wade you're back in the positive. I thought you said no and I was like, I really thought I had that one. No you're good, you're good, you're good. That makes a lot more sense that it would be wreck me then break me. I was just going off of, well she said break. No she did say break but wreck was the, it's to the songs called wrecking ball mmm

that makes more sense I actually didn't know if it was break or wreck but whenever you said one was wrong as I was copy the other all right Wade your lyric is I don't really want to sing this one I've become so numb I can't feel you there become so tired, so much more aware I'm becoming this, all I want to do Is be more like me And be less like you And I know... yeah, no there you go

Linkin Park Yeah, guys who don't know music I didn't... so, okay,'m Lincoln Park, I like their songs. I do, but I never listened to them like intentionally. I just never went on my way to listen to a lot of music. But my friends growing up, man, they loved Lincoln Park. So by proxy, I heard their songs a lot. Yeah, I think I, I think of the few CDs I've ever owned,

I think I did on that one at one point. It's a good, it's classic. Sorry, I'm laughing because I just heard my own, I just like processed my own singing there. And I don't know why the fuck I sang that in like a bad Trump impression But now I can't Sonam I can't feel you there and I know anyway, that's an even worse Trump It was not Trump on purpose and now that's all I hear but not anyway. Mark your lyric.

Hey, I just met you and this is crazy but here's my number. So call me maybe. Yeah. Carly Rae Jepsen. I'm really excited for you guys to not get some of these. Dude don't worry. I knew the lyric there but I was like I don't remember the girl's name who sings it. Was it Tiffany

And then marks the car I'll let you down Bob. Don't worry. You guys got a bunch in the last trivia one, too And then it's sort of spiraled and it got funny. We'll get there. Yeah, it'll get funny. We'll get there People are turning their radio stations right now. All right, so this one I gotta be honest I know this song but I don't really know the words and I have bad All right, so this one, I gotta be honest, I know this song, but I don't really know the words and I have bad feeling for you on this one, Wade. Good luck. Great. I look forward to it. I also don't know how the song goes, so I'm just gonna read it. Sorry. Cool. No, no, no nothing. I love it. No, no extra help for you. Excellent. Baby,

can't you see I'm calling? A guy like you should wear a warning. It's dangerous. I'm... A guy like you should wear a warning. It's dangerous. I'm one word. It's one word, I'll give you that. That's your hint. Okay, dangerous. It's dangerous? I'm dangerous?

That's your guess? Yeah. No, unfortunately that's incorrect, I'm sorry. Okay. Mark, you were heavy breathing. You know this one? Can I hear it one more time? Baby, can't you see I'm calling?

A guy like you should wear a warning. It's dangerous. I'm horny. That gives me my follow up. No. It's falling, of course. That's from Toxic by Britney Spears. Is it?

Yeah, no, that's not the part. I can't remember where that is in the song. Baby, baby, can't you see? Oh, a guy like you should wear a warning. That is it. That's it. Isn't it? Oh, wait. No, yeah. Baby, can't you see? Yeah, that's it. I'm calling'm calling yeah a guy like you yeah okay that changes how i feel about the lyrics entirely it's dangerous i'm falling dude can i just say that song is one of my favorite like cheap moments in music ever the part where they literally you know the violin part that goes oh who doesn. The part where they literally, yours is an equally unknown, unknown seems the wrong word. Unknown song, only small songs. Yours is a song that we're gonna definitely not know and will be a big trouble and this is very fair.

These are mixed randomly, it's very fair. Mark, your lyric is, just a small town girl, living in a lonely world. She took the midnight train, anywhere thank you is it anywhere anywhere yes oh it's not nowhere cuz I was like is it nowhere oh god going going nowhere and that's by uh I know this actually wait mm-hmm journey damn is that it yes by journey Hey, I was looking forward to that steal. Hell. Yeah, man

What a what an equal round that one. Oh calm down Oh as if toxic isn't as famous as that song There is no way toxic is as famous as don't Believing. Toxic is one of the most famous pop songs of that era. Toxic is definitely like one of the most famous pop songs of our life, but I don't think Toxic is so famous that when you just play the opening bass, like an entire stadium of drunk people will go, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Don't Stop Believing is like. Literally anytime the song starts, it just goes, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, and everyone's like, oh, it's a song, duh. You're right, you're right, you're right, yeah, totally. It's been in a ton of movies too, so yeah, yeah, okay, okay. Toxic's big, don't get me wrong, it's one of Britney Spears' big songs and she's big,

but Don't Stop Believing's generational. That's a tough one, but Toxic is famous. Yeah. Yeah. All right, Mark. Well, you'll definitely know this is- It's Wade's turn. It's Wade's turn.

Good. That's because it's fair and I know that Wade loves this artist. I don't know how the song goes. Great. Yeah. Just read the lyrics and it's not Rhyme Away as possible. I listened to these when I was getting all right look It's a beautiful night. We're looking for something dumb to do. Hey, baby. I think I wanna

Fuck you. I appreciate I guess the sentiment you gotta be directed But that's not the song lyric. I know it you do think I want to marry you. Oh god damn No, that's it that's how that's how the next part goes I think I want to marry you! Da da da da! Da! Yeah, do you know who sings this? I, yeah, not a clue. Metro Station. No, incorrect. Ah, I steal the singer?

Sure, if you know that, but not the lyric. Oh, dude, it's Ed Sheeran. Not, not, not, no, not. But, it is Bruno Mars. I was gonna say not too far. That's like kind of a similar idea. That's a Bruno Mars song.

Oh, right. I should have known that one. Oh yeah. Oh man, I'm killing it. All right, Mark, I just wanna reiterate how fair this is. I'd like to steal. It's Mark's turn. Hell yeah.

I got a feeling that tonight's gonna be a good night. That tonight's gonna be a good night. That tonight's gonna be a good, good night. That's a good old black eyed peas. Oh, I'm sorry. That one, man, I really should have looked at how I spaced out these softballs. No, that was cool. I'm really glad every man. I really should look to how I spaced out these soft Oh, it's cool. I'm really glad every other one is easy. I

Feel like the last 20 questions that file around, you know, I got hosed on the order a bit I knew the ones you knew and I didn't know the ones Shut up it doesn't matter Doesn't matter it was not fair towards me mark Mark blew like a seven point lead, Wade. You're never out of this. Yeah. You know the artist, Mark? He said it already.

Black Eyed Peas, yeah. Dude, I don't listen to half of what goes on here. All right, Wade. This is what I like to imagine that you sing in the shower. I think this song lives in your heart. And so I'm confident that you know this one. Oh man. You are the dancing queen young and sweet only 17.

Do do do do do do. Dancing queen feel the beat of the tambourine. Yes. You can dance. Did you sing that in the shower was I right? I would probably if it was stuck in my head. I'm not opposed. Who sings this famous song, Wade? Oh, you know, man, I knew Cher Jr.

Cher Jr. Okay. Do you want a real guess or is your funny guess also your real guess? I don't have a damn clue who sings that song. Alright before I give any hints, Mark do you know this one? I do, but for some reason the name is blanking so give him a hint. Alright, hint Wade to get the re-re-re-steel back in the not-steel. Glittery outfits.

Scandinavian classic band known for lots of sequins. There's a lot of them on stage. The musical Mamma Mia, all songs composed and written by this band. I'm going to channel my friend Ethan Nestor here and say the Berg. I'm sorry, that's incorrect and I think you know that. I do know it's incorrect. I imagine sequ- I imagine sequins was a big hint. Didn't get- didn't translate. Mark, you're- you can see them standing on stage. Yeah, Amy's gonna kill me and I know this band so much because I- why is-

It's a funny name. It's- this is not my guess but for some reason my brain just keeps in my mind screaming both. It's AC DC and it's Queen and I'm like shut up get away get out of here I think it's one of those I can see the connections that you've made to get both of those in there I know right like my brain is circling those and I'm like shut up everyone knows the famous intro to this song, Dancing Queen, the guitar riff

Meenu meenu meenu meenu meenu meenu meenu meenu You know You been Dancing Queen That one I know, I know, Dancing Queen I'm gonna have to call time Mark, do you have a guess? Ah, no, I'm gonna be so mad The band is called ABBA

ABBA ABBA, ABBA Why, Yeah, fuck God, of course. Yeah, you said ACDC because it's a four letter word that starts with A, and you said queen because the song is Dancing Queen. If I had one more guess, I was gonna say the second sequences, so I was never gonna get Abba.

Amy's gonna be so mad. Disappointment. Amy's gonna be so mad. All right, Mark. Yes. Your turn, right? Yes. Your lyric is I see a little silhouette of a man's got a moosh got a moosh. Will you do the fat dango? Thunderbolts and lightning

Very very frightening me That's Queen. That's ACDC He said ACDC. No I said Queen first. He said ACDC. He said it. No, I said Queen first. He said it's fine. You're not allowed in this game. Right? No mindsy changies. That is a rule that we all play by.

No mindsy changies. Wait, I just forgot to scratch down one of your points and I don't want to do that to you, so I'm just double checking. I don't think it's going to matter, but that's fine. No, listen. Mark is still within the distance of the biggest lead he's ever blown. So hold, hold out hope. It's not over yet.

All right, wait, this could not be a softer ball. I didn't realize that I had done this. So you're welcome. I know that you know the answer to this one. I can't wait. Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide.

No escape from reality. Yes. Open your eyes. Look up to the skies and see. Copyright strike. Who's that song by Wade? Do you know that one? Let me, let me give me a moment here

I'm pretty sure it's sung by Freddie Mercury and performed by Queen Joke, but you did forget something that I had just told you with that level of proximity in a previous episode So don't be too smug about it You guys know way more about music than I do You give me Queen or you that that that era I know more than I do about Megan Trainor Britney Spears Apparently I'm not letting my guard down. I know nothing I told you I tried tried to mix in stuff that I think we would know I appreciate that one I'm glad we got two Queens back to back and I'm pretty sure from the same song to the same song

Listen it's a long song. Okay, there's a lot of stuff in there. What is it, like a seven minute, five minute, seven minute song? It's like half the runtime of Wayne's World, isn't it? I don't even know. Anyway, Mark. Yeah. Your lyric. We found love in a hopeless place We found love in a hopeless place

Shine a light Oh. Where do you shine lights, Mike? a hopeless place. Shine a light. Where do you shine light? Shine a light right in my face. If I love in a hopeless place. That's by um. I wish that that was correct. That's incorrect. You can I'll still give you the bonus if you know who that's by.

I guess. Oh yeah, that's that's that's Hillary Clinton. If you know who that's by I guess. Oh, yeah, that's that's that's Hillary Clinton. I Remember when she ran for president That's yeah, that's obvious my opponent has talked a lot about a hopeless place But I think we all know what she means. No way do you happen to know where you shine the light through an open door? Yeah Yes happen to know where you shine the light through an open door yes Rihanna yes that's it that's the one that songs actually on my phone like one of my playlists so I know that one for that reason yeah you guys like to play like

you're so stupid okay man toxic threw me like it was the most unknown song of all time so I'm gonna admit that was a part of toxic. I didn't really place him. I could, I was with you on that one being funky, but I, I secretly set this episode up as a redemption for both. By the end of this, you're going to feel so good about how smart you are. I feel like no matter if I only get one question wrong,

I do feel like there'll be a pitchfork mob coming after me for like, how dare you not know. So we're in trouble, Mark. Wade, it's time for your lyric. Oh, oh, that's right. Okay. I kissed a girl and I liked it. The taste of her cherry chapstick. I kissed a girl just to try it.

I hope my boyfriend. Does it mind? Judges? Can you restate your answer? What's your answer? Does it mind? Heyges? Can you restate your answer? What's your answer? Does it mind? Hey, uh, well... Mark, I'll give you a chance to steal if you could say exactly the correct answer, otherwise I'm gonna give it to Wyn. Don't mind it!

Ohhhhh... That is exactly, precisely correct. Alright, that's fair. I'm gonna give you half a point for that, Wade. I'll take it. That was very close. I don't... hang on, my system doesn't really allow her half of points very well hang on Um, we do some Bob math real quick who gets to guess the artist cuz mark technically got it, right? I mean the stealer right? Uh, wait, guess the artist if you know it. Oh, come on. Katy Perry

Oh, come on. What's all you told him the answer? Oh, come on We were competing for the first part, but Katy Perry, he had a, he gets a fair shot at Katy Perry. Come on. I am coming on. This is one of those songs where it's like, I kissed a girl and I liked it. The taste of her cherry chapstick. I, uh, my band actually performed a mashup that included this song, so I, we didn't have

a singer, but I sang it in my head dozens of times every time we played it, so. I performed this song. It's burned into my soul. That's pretty cool. With Katy Perry? Uh, only once. She came to Motor Pub in Cincinnati. Mark!

Your lyric is, don't hide yourself in regret, just love yourself in your set, I'm on the right track baby I was born this way. M. Lady Gaga. Don't worry Wade you're still in this. No it's cool I'm just singing the song now. Oh no my graphics card crashed. Hey man how you doing over there?

I'm crashed. over there. I'm crashed! It's not bad, you're black screen now. It was not as silly as previous ones had been. You just look like you were deep in thought and maybe rethinking your life. Don't worry Mark, I'll just enjoy my mug root beer zero sugar while- oh he's gone. I'll just enjoy my mug root beer zero sugar while we wait. What's the answer to the next five questions I'm gonna get? I will give you one word. Great don't give anything else just say one word and I'll have to figure it out. I will give you one word and it pertains to the next five questions. Okay so it's one word that goes to one of those five. Mm-hmm. Boots. All right. Okay let's try this again. I don't know where we were who did the last one I've kind of lost the plot at this point. Uh, Mark was born this way. Okay, so that means it's me

Yes, it's you Wade mark because we have a deal that there are no handshake deals I am gonna let you know Wade and I were talking and I gave him one word as a hint that applies to One of the next five questions that we're gonna have it's not enough that that it gives it away, I don't think, but I just want to be upfront with you. I feel like... I feel bad for Wade. It was more of a high five. Well, no, I don't feel like anything. You're struggling.

I feel like nothing. I feel zero feelings about this. You have no feelings? I have no feelings. Okay. Okay, because we kind of high five. It's not a secret deal. I told you... I've got no feelings. I told you the full extent of the deal. I just want to be up on the table. No feelings. Okay, Mark Hmm, it's not your turn. Shut up. I mean wait

Wait, here's your song lyric. All right. I say up too late got nothing in my brain That's what people say Got nothing in my brain. That's what people say Take a good guess I believe in you. Can you without singing it read the lyrics you just read? Okay I feel like I sang it pretty good, but that's fine. You did you did I stand too late got nothing in my brain That's what people say Mm-hmm And I'll write your name Hahahaha

Hahahaha Hahahaha Alright, well I have a good feeling you know who sang this lyric Hey You wanna take the artist? Mark, Mark, you could do, if you know the song You could do the lyric, but then I'll give Wade First crack at the artist, we'll go back and forth, back and forth on the stealings

Okay, alright It's's that's what people say Yeah, it's another repeat one way That's what people say That's what people say Taylor Swift. There you go, buddy. That's actually Swailer tift There you go, buddy. That's actually Swailer Tift. It's actually Taylor Kelsey. Sorry. Oh, Cincinnati Boy.

Actually, I think he and his brother are from Cleveland, I think. But they played for UC. Yeah. I think they were born in Cleveland, but yeah, I think they're Cincinnati boys. Alright, good steal, Mark. Good knowing of other Taylor Swift songs, Wade. Thank you. Thank you.

Mark, your lyric is... Hello from the other side, I must have called a thousand times to tell you I'm sorry. That is tough, because that's an artist that uses more words sometimes. I'll give you a clue, Mark. The lyric does not go, to tell you I'm sorry, to tell you I'm sorry. Sorry, can I hear it one more time? Hello from the other side. I must- Sorry, you know what? Actually don't. No, I'm good. Okay. To tell you I'm sorry. Uh, something about the things that I did.

Things I done. About the things I done. About the things I done. Uh, I got a bad feeling for you, Wade, but if you can say the lyric exactly, I'll give you the steal on this one. I must have told a thousand lies. No, that's not the game that we're playing I just implied to you that marks was so close that I was always going to give it to him

Yeah, I know but I don't know what to do. So I just go with my own mark you get the point Oh cool. The lyric is I'm sorry for everything that I've done Oh for everything that I've done That's not for all the things for the thing to add on dude. Yeah mark Adele. Okay. There you go I knew that part because it was after a gateway What oh wow, huh? Thank you I was trying to make my hair less far quad and I just ended up making it far more far quad than it ever was Do you know the muffin man?

muffin man? The muffin man. The muffin man. Yes I know the muffin man. This was gingerbread man from Shrek. I'll give you a pity point for that one buddy. You earned it. Thank you. You know it's um it's funny uh seeing the Farquad Iplier thing meme pop up every once in a while. Isn't it Marquaad? Yeah, Marquaad. And just knowing the origin of it. Like, I witnessed that being made. People probably think that that was some fan or something. No, I witnessed that being made as it was being made.

I don't know if I remember that story. Oh, Daniel made that. Oh. That's why if you look in the bottom right of an uncropped photo, it says Sindigo I only ever see the cropped crushed ones. I know Yeah, but if you look up Marquardt, you'll see in the bottom. That's my problem. I don't Google Marquardt enough I just need yeah, never never googled Marquard. And so the E for some reason is transplanting that onto Mark Zuckerberg for some reason.

Yeah, sure, sure, sure. Makes sense. Wade. All right. You really need to get this one right. Okay, no pressure. Because I know Mark knows it. All right, no problem.

I got this one. Oh, also I don't think I can sing this one just because I'm a bad singer. That's usually mine that I get, that's fair. Yeah, no, it's okay. You'll know it I'm in love with the shape of you we push and pull like a magnet do Although my heart is falling too I'm in What I'm in what? The clue that I gave him was boots! laughter

laughter No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm looking, it's not boots. So it's, it's, you sang it so Weirdly that at first I fuck I can't sing this one mark. How does it go sing the whole lyric? I'm in love with the shape of you. We push and pull like a magnet to Hard to fall in through I'm in love with your body. Oh, yeah That's yeah, that's the one that's basically like being in boots man I I'm actually want to hear back how you say it cuz it threw me off that hard that I had no idea what you're

All right, calm down. Listen. I said I wasn't was so terrible. I said I could I can listen. Okay Okay, it was my turn mark. It was it turn. Who sang that Mark? Ed Sheeran. Okay, yep, sorry Wade. That's okay, I was gonna guess Justin Timberlake. I didn't think you would know Ed Sheeran. Mark, your lyric is, I got no horses in the back, horse tacky is attached, hat is matted black. Oh man, I know where your clue came from

and my boots are in the back got it no that's not and my boots are in my slacks and my boots my boots are on the rack and my boots are boot attack and my boots are boot attack. And my boots are feet attached. And now my boots will attack. Yeah, there you go. Uh, wait, do you have a guess for this one? I've lost everything because of Mark's 300 guesses there. I got the horses in the back. Okay, okay.

Horse tech is attached. Hat is Mattie Black. And boots. Keep going, keep going, keep going. horse tacky is attached hat is maddy black and boots keep going keep going keep going there's more words keep going i'll give you more time our smoking crack i got can i re-steal sure and my boots are from aflac is that it they don't sell boots. Oh damn. Sorry wait still boots are running track. Oh That's actually it what no, that's not it Wait, do you know who sang this? Oh very very very popular record-breakingly popular

Artist this song was I think the one that broke a lot of records. Arthbrook. I'm going to say no, but good try buddy. Thank you. Mark, do you know? Little Nas X. Little. Little Nas X. Little Nas X. That doesn't sound like a country singer.

Yes, he is. Slap. Country singers always just use their names, don't they? Slap. That was the discourse when that song came out. I guess Beyonce is just her name, so I guess that's fair. Yeah, famous country music center. Did you not hear her new album, it's all country?

Well this ain't Texas, ain't no hold'em, and I'm going down down down. I don't know the words but... I must not have heard any of that, no. Based on my track record today, do you think I know the new Beyonce track? I, look, you seem to know country music, so... I look you seem to know country music so actually you seem to not know country music I guess but boots are leather black had his Matty black guts and boots is black to match oh boots are also black it's all matte black all the time I was close on the last attempt yeah you're so close okay and, and cool. All right. All right. Well, that

was a tough one. Wait, that was my clue. I used it. Yeah, that was your one. The boots. That was the boots clue right there. Maybe the next one's boots too. I gotta be prepared. Whose was that? Me. Wade's right. Oh boy. Mark, do you want to skip your turn and give Wade a chance to get a point? Why don't you give him the happy birthday song, man? Wait, no, that was my turn. And I know it went back and forth for a while But I I remembered you said his clue is boots. Oh, that's right. That was marks turn wait. It's your turn I know you know this one happy birth You here wait you want a clue you want a clue you've been really successful at the songs that are older cool

So here you go. You'll be great at this one. You are my fire, the one desire, believe when I say I want it that way. Yeah! Who sings that Wade? Okay now which boy band was it that sings this? Oh come on Nooooo Come on Backstreet Boys Yes! Thank God I was gonna say the other one, I would have said the other one

Insync? 98 degrees? Boys 2 Men? Kids in the Neighborhood or whatever the fuck they were called New Kids on the Block? Kids in the Neighborhood I was saying Kids in the neighborhood or whatever the fuck they were new kids on the blog Kids in the neighborhood. I was saying kids in the neighborhood. All right I'm trying to think of a way to get you back in this one way that truly am no no, it's fine Let let it play out man. It's fine. Well, I think I'm gonna cut it off there when I was Here we'll do one more and whoever says it first gets five points. It doesn't have to why does it have to? Oh, wait if I performed admirably the whole time, why does it have it's not even close mark?

You're well, then I did really good. He's already dead Well, then you're giving him a chance to come back after my hour-long incredible performance. Yeah to come back after my hour-long incredible performance? Yeah, all right, all right. What if Bob asks us a trivia question? No, I did really good. What is the- No! What is the rarest naturally occurring element on Earth?

Who you asking? Wade, I'll give you a first crack at it. What is the rarest naturally occurring element on earth? This is the same one. I also asked last time we revisited that episode Alright you deserve to lose It's not the Battle of Hastings no, and it's not the Tridia of airstream Mark do you remember? Oh, yeah Fucking the astatine

If you get it wrong you lose all your points I'm never gonna let astatine go. Anyway, Mark, you got points for, this is fucking awesome base and stuff. So call me, I guess. Carly Rae Jep's going anywhere journey. Marry you feelings. Black eyed pecs. Peas. Black eyed peas.

Oh my word. Very frightening queen. Mind it. Born like Gaga. That's what Taylor says. For everything I did did done did did done did by Adele and Ed Sheeran's body featuring little Nas X is what I wrote for some reason. Wade you got I combined some of your points I think Mark. But you got points for already not listening. Rack me by Miley. Less like you, Linkin Park.

The beat of the tambourine. Very real queen through an open door. Dong, written silly. Katy Perry, Taylor Smuft. Nope. Bitty boy. He wants it that way. Yeah, he do.

Also, he know. Back straight. I don't know why I wrote it like that Anyway, wait, I've got to chime in here. You gave me a point for already not listening I'm supposed to lose a point for that. Yeah. Yeah, it is a negative point I just I didn't refer to the top just want to make sure you had it mark correctly No, yeah, so you have my you started with minus one point and then you earned 13 points It's living you with a total of 12 mark You started at zero because you're good little boy who listens and you earned a total of 18 points So if my math is correct, uh mark wins

Why are you so so sad about it? I don't know why i'm so sad about what i've been really trying to help wait out And he's just not astatine wade, Wade. ASTATINE. We got this. ASTATINE. If you'd have given him the win for ASTATINE, you know how many red flags I would have thrown? You know how many? You don't have any. You don't have any! All right, no.

Mark wins fair and square. And you guys do way more song-listing. You only like didn't know at all, like a couple. You basically knew all of those. Yeah, that was actually pretty impressive So there boots boots. I gave you boots when I tried I tried to skew it in your favor. Anyway, congratulations everybody Is winners for knowing lots of song lyrics? Everybody is losers for having had to listen to me sing as much as I did in today's episode and I'm sorry

But the real winner here is mark and he's gonna give a speech about it Um, oh Say can you see? No recycling bits skim it Didn't you do that last time? No, I don't think so recall you singing the national anthem for some reason I never Why are you singing the American one? Which one would I sing? The Australian one!

Oi! Oi! Oi! The Australian one! Oi! We're Australia! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! That's not a noif! Oi! Oi! Oi! I commemorate this win to my complete inability to listen to music on a regular basis and somehow still remembering things.

I don't know why. I know as many that I did. I spend most of my drives in complete silence but I do know some things and that's great. He does, he drives in silence like a crazy person. And he doesn't let anyone talk in the car either. Wade, would you please give us your loser speech sponsored by Mug Root Beer. Today's loser us your loser speech sponsored by Mug Root Beer.

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Drink Mug Root Beer and let them know you got that dog in you okay thanks Wade good speech I'm sorry it feels like this is really hitting you hard and I didn't I didn't mean for it to be so one-sided but mark just absolutely mopped the floor with you like you were a rag doll who was defenseless to even put up a fight in any way. The final score was at least close, right? No, it wasn't. Okay. It was 18 to 13 if I recall, or 12 actually, it was 18 to 12.

I lost by single digits. That's, you know what, silver linings buddy. You're really finding it in there. You must have that dog in you. My root beer does taste very good honestly, it kind of does sweeten the loss a little bit. Well, thanks everyone for playing. Mark's gonna host the next one next Mark's gonna host the next one with an X and a T at the end of it Make sure you follow the podcast hit the little plus sign or follow or add to your library or whatever the phrase ology is Cuz then you'll always know when new episodes come out and they come out a lot. So you're probably behind so hurry up Okay, you've got a lot to make up. Mark is Markiplier online.

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