Distractible - The Best, The Worst

Episode Date: March 21, 2025

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And enjoy the show Hello everyone welcome back to another episode of distractible. I'm today's hostess to it the mostest wait There's always been my co-hostess with the mostest but slightly less this most most sys is what it's the plural Hostess is with the most sys. Okay. I think yeah, I think he's's right or Bob hi Bob usi mark usi uh-huh how are your usis today huh why are you asking about our usis cuz I'm perverted that's messed up that's true I actually have I have a prop that applies Look what I found in my basement. Wow. Generic lube. It's literally, I think I know what it's from, but when I found it, I was like, what in the shit?

Yeah, it's just a white tube that just says lube on it. It's from Quaker steak. Oh, is it like a hot sauce in there? You put it on your food? I wish. It does say the back does have language on it that says caution may cause skin irritation If it touches you wash it. I don't think it's that kind of lube. I think like the wrong kind of lube I think it's like like lubricant for machinery

We had we have a new workout machine that we got in the basement And it's an elliptical and I think this is like lube to put on the slidey parts because it's slidey slide but it's really fucking weird that it's just a nondescript white tube that says lube on it. They would have put more labeling on the front but they couldn't afford those letters. Lubrication is a complicated word. Don't want to print that on stuff if you don't have to I guess. Or machine lube, dick lube, cousin lube.

What was that last one? What was that last one? What was the last one? Huh? Oh a hinge like for your door. Third one. Third one. What was the third one? Door hinge. You didn't say cousin lube. What? That's messed up. All right okay I was just saying you are perverted but I wasn't sure. That one's not lube for cousin that's cousin named l lube or that famous place in Europe the lube Or that place where we're all fam the clue. Come on mark get in on this This is a good one have one. It's a good bit mark flube a place where you let me in there the boob Isn't that the place where babies are her babies come from or something

The boob they come from the boob. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, you're right. Let me in there. I'm a baby That's where I go. Yeah, everyone's gonna know that reference. Let's not explain it continue with no I think it's time for small talk. I think we're already basically there. So what's new? How's life? I love Prusa I 1000% just randomly for no other reason and team Prusa all the way baby Cut that email coming through huh? What no what yeah Prusa is company for some reason I thought Prusa was like a weird prune juice

But I think it's the company that does the it's just I pictured like a can of like prusa like it's a prune juice company Started by a very enthusiastic southern preacher Prune juice for your soul, so I am a hundred percent team prusa all the way for no other reason I love them. I love them. I love them. I love them. What'd they send you? FTC, just so we're clear,

I think Mark might've got a couple 3D printers. What? What? How's it going with the printers? They work good, you like? It was really good. I had an email exchange with them for those who don't know, Prusa, the 3D printing company.

Super getting into it. This YouTuber privilege is coming in hot and hard. I Emailed them and they were like, oh more big fan will send you a printer I was like, oh, that's great. Cool. So they sent me a printer and that's not unusual They sent me a printer and it works really well. If anything, I think it's actually legitimately better than the bamboo lab You don't have any of the privacy issues. I also 3d printed an upgrade to it right after I got it. That's the 3d printed dry box for the filament spool holder, which is in embedded in the side really cool It's also hey, maybe there's a bigger long-term relationship and then I was like, you know, maybe we could work something out

They're like we're gonna send you six printers, two extra large printers, two of our professional line printers, and then when it comes out, another printer, and then all the filament you could possibly want. And this is for distractible, right? Hmm? Did you, it'll be, you know,

do you tell them it'll be on the show? They send, if they- Oh yeah. Oh, it goes on shelves, yeah, it goes on shelves. He's only gonna get six of a Bob, how is he supposed to share? I'll just buy one like a normie. It's fine Prusa was very nice actually and and I like this is not me, you know Even by markiplier standards, which people when they find out like oh you're markiplier Oh, they'll often get really hyped up and be like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah use our thing

What that's a they sounds like they really got the hots for you He's got a box of firstborn children that people have thrown at him just sitting in storage, you know, their printers are really good They're known for their reliability and I gotta say that thing The new one that they got the car one is really good and it's about the same price as the bamboo lab that it's competing against So I'm like thumbs up all the way that being said I haven't tested out any of the other ones They might be giant pieces of shit for all I know but I doubt it because it's bruiser What if they are what a funny gag that would be they make one really good one And that's the one where they're like

Oh send this to all the youtubers and stuff like get people to talk about this one and the rest of them are just like Chinesey of them rebadges of knockoff crap like ha ha gotcha The one of them that I'm excited about is the XL, like the super large, because it has interchangeable tool heads. So instead of like, with the bamboo lab, you have four filament spools in your thing, but they all go through one tube.

So as to cut them off and then pull it all the way back or, and then expel the filament that was in there before and then feed in a whole new line. With the XL, it just goes up, docks the tool head that had the filament that it was in it, and retracts, goes to grab the other one, then prints with that one. So it's very, it's really cool, way faster,

allows you to do more impressive stuff with it. So I'm very excited about that one. Also, it's very big, so really, really big. You know, what's the print volume on that thing? What is the print volume on that? I haven't gotten to yet, so. Where are you gonna store these things? Are you getting rid of the servers?

Or are you a? Oh, you know, just convert another bathroom. I realize if I just hold it, I don't actually need to use the bathroom. So I can convert all the bathrooms into additional 3D printing space. You can just print the toilet when you need one. Prusa XL build volume is about 14 inches cubed.

Oh cool, yeah. Bamboo Lab is like 256 millimeters cubed, which is, I think this is like, parameters are about a third bigger, but the volume increases cubically by the way. Yeah, it's 36 centimeters cubed. So what is that, 360 millimeters cubed? Is that how that works?

I don't know Europe numbers So to us normal people out there mark got printers I got printers and hey if you're gonna get printers out there why not consider a prusa One of us is sponsored for this kind of That's fun. I think this is the legal gray area because they didn't ask for a contract You know, they give me a lot of shit for free Where's the legality in that because I don't often get sponsors ever I did a Shopify ad just recently and it's some of the best Response I've ever seen yeah

I tuned into that video because that was like on headliners or something, right? I was like, yeah, what do people thought of Mark's gameplay? I looked at the comments It was all like Shopify what What an ad, Mark! And I was like, yeah, what about the game? The game I was a part of? What people think of it? They like the game? Oh, Mark, you Shopify-ed the entire comments. I was like, is this a paid, like, audience? It was a very funny ad. Elixir did a great job editing it. He really did. I think every single member of your community is a bot and all those comments were fake.

That's a lot of bots. You were like, I need this, I need to be able to do my own ads again the way I want. Lixian, buy me bots. You know in Mass Effect when you got the geth and they're like a collective machine consciousness, that's Lixian, he's the collective geth of. I mean, he's everywhere.

He's over here too, he's everywhere. He's he's over here, too. He's everywhere Yeah, I still feel bad for thinking that upside down Lixian was like a I don't remember I thought he was on your something something weird mountain or something. No dick. I think it was a dick Bob what's new with you? Guys my woodworking journey has begun. Yeah, that's right. I woodworking journey has begun. Yeah, that's right. I immediately started making mistakes, but it's okay because I got wood glue and clamps. You're going to need more clamps. I already bought more clamps twice. If you've got clamps and lube, you're already two thirds the way to fun times. There's however many clamps you have. It's not enough. No, I only own six clamps and I need about

20 to do what I want to do. And then you need another size of clamps that's even enough. No, I only own six clamps and I need about 20 to do what I wanna do. And then you need another size of clamps that's even bigger and then you need 30 more of a different size. Well, and you need some calls so you could do flat glue ups and keep them nice and trued up and you need some good parallel clamps. I'm gonna need corner clamps.

I found a local woodworking company that makes like custom hardwood furniture. And they just have like a room full of offcuts of pretty nice, like random sized hardwood. Just, and they're like, yeah, just like whatever, like five bucks, take that hunk of whatever. We got, you know, like maple and the heads and mahogany, which is pretty cool.

And like they just have a bunch of stuff. So yeah, I I'm gonna do it I'm gonna like make a cutting board or something but also I'm gonna build the thing I'm really hype on right now is I'm gonna build James a train table did you guys ever have one of those when you're a kid no no it's just a table but it's like you put you know the wooden train tracks and you drive the train it's like that kind of thing but this one's good are you gonna print the tracks? No, I already have the tracks because we got them from a secondhand shop

for like super cheap. But this one's gonna have multiple levels and one level is gonna have like Lego board affixed to it. But then you take that off and there's gonna be a lower level that'll be like train land. It's gonna be fun. I'm hype about it.

I've got a really simple plan that uses mostly dimensional lumber and it's not very professional woodworking, but I'm not a it. I've got a really simple plan that uses mostly dimensional lumber and it's not very professional woodworking But I'm not a very professional woodworker. So I'm pretty hype about it I might even throw in some half lap joints if I'm feeling crazy flapjack joints. I'm cool I talked to you guys about this but since I set this up in the last episode Lexi's okay. Lexi had her surgery, survived the surgery. She's having some reaction, which is causing an insane amount of swelling and bruising and the doctor is not super happy about. But she's feeling better. The last day or two she's starting to feel better. So, sorry I was all depressed and worried about Lexi. I think it was the last episode, but it's okay. She's okay.

That's okay. It's perfectly understandable. We're all pet owners here We all get it, but if you could wrap up the sadness that would be great for our ratings our viewers And don't really like that. Yeah, we've we've hit the two episode Threshold we can't talk about any topic for more than two episodes like lenses or 3d printing Or server. No, they're different. I was talking about bamboo lab before this Prusa Okay, so you can talk about smexy, but no more Lexi wish I'd picked a different Alright, I just take it so back by your weird inappropriate nickname for our dog that I don't think you should see Lexi in person anymore She goes upstairs and we keep you guys separate

Nothing new in the world of news if you're looking for that. I was I was really hoping that you had literally anything god I don't want to hear anything about the news right now I listen to it every day, but I don't know to hear anything about the news right now. I listen to it every day But I don't know if I can handle anymore I can tell you something that will be outdated by the time this airs what is relevant right now NFL free agencies happening and boy. Oh boy. Is it still awful being a Bengals fan at the moment? Hopefully that changes we lose everybody yet or how's that working out? No, but man, we certainly haven't gained anything I feel like the past two years throughout free agency I've been like man really feels like the team's getting worse and everyone in the fan base is like no, this is great

Great move. This would be great We're gonna be so good and my feeling is just like man some key pieces leaving some question marks coming in I don't know. I don't feel like that's an upgrade So my support and love of my team is at an all time, well, medium. Listen, who needs offensive or defensive linemen when you have a quarterback and two receivers? If I know anything about football, that is all you need. I'm pretty sure that's the entire team, basically.

Everyone else is just show, just fluff. That's what's been relevant in my life the last 24 plus hours is just doom scrolling like anything cool, anyone? You guys were so close to winning. We just need a few pieces. Could you sign anyone? And they're like, no.

I think it'd be quite the move if a team who was like not particularly good, but maybe could make a bunch of cap space just bought Burrow and Chase and Higgins or one of those two and just brought them in and was like, we're good now. See? Like that would be terrible for the Bengals, but it would be fun because then everyone would get to see who else on the Bengals does things. I don't know man. Cleveland's a mess. I guess I can't rule them out. But like the Bengals

were so close to winning a Super Bowl and they've just destroyed their team since. The only team I could think of that seems to actively be like just avoiding winning more is maybe the NBA team, the Dallas Mavericks. Okay, how, again, I'm amateur in my knowledge of football, but if you have a team that almost won the Super Bowl, why would you change anything? Cause it's just, it's just sounds like you just need to take the same that you had and do it again. Somehow it seems like we have a broke billionaire owner. The thing is money.

I am also not an expert, but I will say the thing is money, right? It's expensive to keep good players. And also, Burrow, Chase and T Higgins have all proven that they're like S class top tier players, which means that even if they are under contract with Cyncy, there's a big potential that someone else would be like, here's an even more hilariously large pile of money. If you come play with us and they all get bought out of their contract or just break their contract or whatever.

Like, I don't know the specifics, but basically it costs a lot. And for some reason, our owner is too cheap to want to win a Super Bowl. Or there's also like a salary cap. I have no specific knowledge of how that works or where it stands, but. However, there was more space than that

than they expected this year. It went up a lot more. we had like a top five offense last year like a bottom five defense one of our like maybe three solid to great defensive players was like hey I'm also due for a payday and we were like well we do need help on the defense so what if we trade you cuz winning is for idiots hey I know this isn't a sports podcast, but I have funny sports news. I couldn't tell if this was real for a long time, but it's really fucking funny. The MLB is in spring training right now. So they're starting to play baseball, Major League Baseball to the

viewers out there. And they released like a new, like every, they release new apparel like all the time, right? And they released a new series of hats where it's like, generally it's like the team logo really big and then like the letter of the city or the state that they're from in the middle, just as like a general design, which sure. But it made some hilarious hats because like the, the Texas logo, the Texas Rangers logo, is just the word Texas is what they went with.

But then they put a big T in the middle of it. And so it's just a hat that says T-Toss because they literally just put a T over a word that had a different letter in that spot. So there was a T-Toss Rangers hat. And also the athletics moved, right? Previously it was the Oakland athletics. I don't know anything about it,

but they moved to the end of the last season, was their last season in Oakland. Apparently they've moved to a new city with an S in it. I'm unclear. Anyway, they released a hat that literally just says ass because their team logo is the A's right? So it's like a apostrophe s and the hat is a s in the background As in the foreground shifted to the left and it just says ass It's just a green hat that says ass on it in the athletics font and it's real. I thought it was a joke

It's legitimately an ass hat. It just says ass! Another one I really like is the Los Angeles Angels. Their hat just said angels on it, but it didn't have like LA because that's the Dodgers. The Angels small logo is just the letter A. So the hat just says, Anals. Or Anials or something, but like it's. What a well thought out campaign. Whoever designed these hats is fucking hilarious because I think they knew what they were doing.

Their bosses might not have known what they were doing or whoever hired, you know, contracted them, but they knew what they were doing. And it's fucking awesome. And they're all sold out because I would have bought an ass hat Immediately no questions asked you can't buy any of these they're already sold out Some of them are already taken off the internet completely can't buy them anywhere I wish I had seen this sooner because I would have bought possibly two or three of these ads I have been in the

meetings of things that go like like hours and hours of conversation about an unimportant detail that sits in the very corner of whatever it is that they're trying to make and No one cares about what's in the middle. It's like we need this one little disclaimer Oh this trademark symbol needs. Oh, it's got be perfect. Like they gotta have all this text over here. Just a little bit over here. Whole logo, no one's paying attention to it. The whole meeting, no one cares. Yeah, I mean, I'm not a huge baseball fan,

but I generally root for the Reds, but I'm thinking hard about rooting for the T-TOS. The titties and the ass ain't almost, man. It's hard not to root for them. The T-TOS Rangers, my favorite team. Also, t-toss in Spanish means tits unless you said that already I didn't but I did know that that's why it's funny he is pronounced a is a taton in America it's pronounced t-toss that's true we don't speak other languages here so well we did rename it America instead of Mexico so is that why the

Gulf name changed actually the Gulf of America because we renamed the country it's weird that America has unilateral authority to just do stuff like that well I mean it's no mark it's weird that we did that because we did that and it's a thing now and everyone else in the whole world ignoring that we did that doesn't mean it's not true. That's not what I'm getting I'm about to get pedantic. I'm about to get pedantic Someone made the map a long time ago. They just made shit up You know someone drew a dragon in the middle of the ocean one day

Doesn't mean it's true. Dragon D's nuts. Maps can't lie I assume they sailed up and they sailed past the words Gulf of Mexico floating on the ocean and the Cartographer was like oh Gulf of Mexico, man. That's handy. Oh, no, I like gilf of Mexico better Gil of Mexico don't make fun of my Ohio accent. Yeah. Yeah, I've lost it All California now. Okay. Hang out with us a little bit. You'll get it back. Okay, all right. At least once a week. Okay.

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For details, visit your Toronto area Ford store or ford.ca. I do have an episode for today. We've had a bit of small talk. I feel like our first episodes are always a bit more small talk, because we're like, let's catch up. We don't talk too much. What, first episode, what? First episode of the month, of the week,

first episode of the year. I don't know, whatever it is. We're gonna do a fun little thing. This is pretty easy. It's just, I'm gonna propose things you guys are gonna answer. It's simple. Best and worst of things, but I've got a variety of different topics

So if everyone's like we've done this before maybe but this is different because I said so and I'm the host so I get To say so it's the rules. Let's just start with what is the what is the best number? One one, baby One state yes anybody which would they rather be number two or number one number zero? Number one! Nah. One! Nah, no way. Number one, baby! One stinks. You ask anybody, which would they rather be, number two or number one? Number zero? No, loser.

Hercules went from zero to hero, and hero might as well be one. Hero is the other way from one. One is a downgrade from zero. He went from zero up to negative one or hero. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. No, hero is one. That's what I'm saying no hero is one that's why I say zero is bad he went from here he went left on the number line mark

left is good right is bad my flipped or something but if he went left on the number line from zero wouldn't he look the best number is clearly 24 for reasons I can't fully explain it's just the best number all around. That's a good number. It has multiple divisors, which is very pleasant. It's aesthetically balanced and pleasing. It looks fantastic on like a sports jersey or on like a race car application. It's not so high that you can't count to it.

If you had to count 24 of something, you'd be like, nah, okay. Wasn't that Jeff Gordon's number? Yes, a rainbow, rainbow, DuPont car, number 24, Jeff Gordon. Also, 24242424 is Wade's phone number. Okay, I wasn't gonna share that, but yeah, you're right. I'm partial to the number three myself, even though everyone's gonna be like,

seven, it's actually number three for me. Three, what are you, an Earnhardt fan? What's number three from? I'm not a big NASCAR guy, but just like the number three. I don't dislike the number three. That's just a, I would never have picked that as like the best number for my own sensibilities. Well, if I could rebrand, I'd be Wade three

or Wade, Wade, Wade. You should be Wad three, where the three is an E but no one gets that. So they think your name is Wad or Wad, Wad Wad Wad Three does have like balance. It's this I feel like there is Balance to it, you know triangle strongest shape, you know Olympic podium gold silver bronze bronze best metal three Wait a minute. It's number one number one baby number one just gets gold You know what's better than that platinum just three get platinum or did I miss something? Actually, I don't think platen plattens now cheaper than gold

I think gold's more expensive than isn't gold relatively like easy to obtain compared to other things though. Don't matter. It's gold Okay. Oh What is the worst number? You just had to ask that didn't you motherfucker? Also, I should take everyone to points away for not saying 60. No one said 69 is the best number. Listen we're having a serious discussion here. If you're looking for that kind of humor then... I think we've established today that I'm a pervert and that 69 would in fact be a great number for me. Oh you are a pervert that's true. Thank

you. I forgot. I have a kid that did it for the worst number. It's a lot of numbers. Any number over 13,000 is the worst number. And any number you name, whatever next number you say that's also over 13,000, that's just the next worst number. Whichever, it's they're all the worst. They're all terrible. Even like a million? No, I know, I know, I know, I got it.

Nine, nine. Nine. Because I hate, and I've said this know, I know, I got it. Nine, nine, nine, because I hate, and I've said this before, gas stations, when they do the, hey, it's $3.99999999, nonsense, cut it out, round up or round down. Stop being a coward and go to eight or zero. I don't think it should be legal for prices

to include denominations you cannot offer as payment. Like I get that credit cards and digital transactions, you can do whatever you want, but there's nothing smaller than a penny. If I can't pay it in cash, don't fuck, don't do it. Because if I'm paying you cash, you're clearly rounding that shit off. Anyway, you're not giving me one hundredth of a penny back when I get my change. It's bullshit. And we're long overdue to eliminate the penny in general because like it costs more than to produce than it's actually worth. So why even have it?

No one does cash anymore, really. I do cash. I have cash in my pocket right now. Yeah, I have cash in my wallet right now, but I this is more of personal preference. I feel like the U.S. is a little behind the rest of the world in terms of how our currency is broken down. I really like in Europe and in Canada, I believe, how there's like dollar, and they're not dollars, but they have loonies and toonies in Canada or one or two euro coins in the EU.

It's nice. You don't need paper that small. You don't need. Singles are for vending machines. I guess America's big on strippers. So you need sing. I don't know. I don't know why it's got to be paper. I like the coins. I feel like the coins is a good direction. With inflation, I doubt that, you know, strippers even want singles anymore, but no, they get a better deal on couples. gets a better deal the stripper? No. Yeah less work more money more lap It's like having a bigger bedroom is like do you really need it no But everyone wants a bigger bedroom bigger lap or space

You can do more dance. I maintain my answer I like Mark's answer has a lot of strong points. My answer is just broadly correct It's there no number over 13,000 has any use to a normal person They all stink and they're too big can't understand it doesn't mean anything Stinky big stinky numbers. All right. Are you gonna like decide who's right or are we just gonna do this

and then you're just gonna be like, next? I'm marking points down, don't worry. But you're not gonna, you're gonna tell us right now. We're just gonna. No one has to be right, these are just opinions, man. You're not wrong for feeling that way. I think it's pretty clear that one of us is more right than the other so far

on everything we've talked about, but okay, that's fine. Yeah, but I've got a lip mark participate man Can I get runner up on worst number Infinity cuz that shit's dumb anyone smart. That's got a good thing. I'm like you're actually stupid You're secretly stupid, but you don't want anyone to my least favorite number is I oh, yeah, cuz it's imagine Well, I know well don't talk about I around Bob, he can't imagine it. What do you mean imaginary numbers? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Hold up your finger. Now editors, invert my finger back into my hand and then square it. Oh!

Easy, easy fix. I've always hated the imaginary number. I hate that. That drives me nuts. That wasn't even what Mark said. He said infinity. I know, I said I. He said infinity.

Infinity is stinky though. I feel like that's impliedly included in mine suggestion, but it is like a different thing and I agree What is the best? Awful smell okay. All right. Well, I've said this many times before because it's very bad for you and many people don't like it But the smell of cigarettes, I just like I like a bad smell. I like tobacco I like the smell and what's weird is I don't like going into like it. That's a bad smell. I like tobacco. I like the smell. And what's weird is I don't like going into like a humidor where it's like cigar room.

Oh, that's a whole other thing. Those are a lot. Yeah, I don't like that, but just like, you know, just standard cigarettes. Cigarettes are smelly. Like I agree, cigarettes have like a smell and I just like it myself. But a cigar smoker coming in,

like whenever I worked retail, having someone who smoked cigars come in and smell like cigar was so much worse than a cigarette smoke smell or weed smoke smell. Cigar people fucking stink. I didn't say it. I did. Cigar smokers out there, you reek and it's bad. A bold take. I was trying to think of something that's not kind of a copy of Mark's answer, but I have a similar thing I guess my favorite awful smell is

Two stroke engine exhaust like like the smell of like a go-kart or like a lawnmower It smells like I'm inhaling things that will kill me. But also that's a very something very nostalgic about that That's very like love go-karts and then lawnmowers and things of my childhood and associated with a lot of positive stuff. All right what is the worst bad smell? All right so you're cave diving right and you you crawl into a crevasse like you do you're trying to squeeze into the devil's anus you know you're really crawling in there your your hose line's getting torn up, your tank's getting cut to shreds, but you're squeezing through because hell yeah, it's a hole, you gotta be in there.

And you accidentally dislodge a rock that causes water to shoot out into an exposed rusted sewer line, your gas mask gets pulled off. There's enough air in there for you to have a minute or two of consciousness and just the fetid ocean water, all the other dead bodies of divers who you had to move their bones out of the way to get into the devil's anus are amongst you.

There remains sewage and then rust. And also there's a fracking was taking place nearby so you got that we get horny in a place like Oh fracking sorry not I'm not here to yuck people's yum do it if you want but you have to be some special kind of absolute psychopath to go caving on purpose oh my god I've watched like some of the documentaries about like the guy who got stuck upside down wedged in the, and they, he just died in there because they couldn't get him out. And they were just like, well, see, seal that one, steal that one up.

Let's just leave him, seal that one. And that's his cave now. But like, holy crap, all the, and there's like videos of a guy being like okay I need to breathe out a little bit more and then I think I can shoot me through Yeah, I'm fit and I'm fit it's like just watching those videos I'm like ah Fuck why would you do that on purpose? Goddamn so many videos that are like oh this guy got trapped and died a horrible death I'm like oh, I've watched this one. And I click it, it's a different guy in a different cave. Every single time I find a new, another video that I'm like,

it must be the same story, right? Nah, different guy. And it's, look, it's exploration and it's fine. That's people, people get excited about that and do what you want. But like, man, of all the types of exploring shit you could do, that has gotta be just the most terrifyingly claustrophobic one.

Like I wouldn't really wanna go in a submarine way down in the ocean or climb to Mount Everest or whatever else. Those sound kind of hard, actually really hard, and kind of scary. But the caving thing sounds like fucking, it sounds like a thing you do to a torturer person. Like you get captured in the enemy prison camp, they're like,

alright, your only job is to climb down into this cave and then climb back out every day. And you do that till you tell us everything you know and we'll let you leave or something. It would work! I wouldn't even climb in once! I'd give up, I'd betray my whole... everyone I ever knew just to not have to do that. It's just a long, prolonged death. Cause you're, you know, people starve to death. You know, people, you know, pain or whatever, injuries, whatever.

But it's also, you have to deal with that and you're trapped in camp move and you're upside down and the walls are closing in around you. And also everyone, you hear voices behind you being like, we can't help them, what do we tell them? Well, I don't know, let's give them some false hope, I guess. Cause it echoes so hard from the cave entrance. Yeah, no, I mean, people get their adrenaline rush

in whatever way they get it, I guess, and can't be helped, but man, it's that I've clicked on those videos that you watch too, where it's like the story. And I always imagined it's like, oh, well he must've realized there was something like a gold deposit or something. It's like, nah, he just thought maybe this cave

might connect over to this other cave that was also on this, you know, like a mile away, this is a different cave. And he was like, like well if they connect So then then they'd be connected and we would know about that. Yeah gotta know about that Oh now that I'm all itchy and anxious everyone great top. Hey you My my worst smell is James's poopy-dipey and not because the smell particularly is that bad but it because it comes with the James is poopy dippy and not because the smell particularly is that bad, but it, because it comes with the realization that now I gotta go change

that. And it's always like, and he has had some real rippers. That man makes some stinky poop sometimes, but it's even when it's not so stinky. You have that moment where you're like, Oh, let me look. Oh, poopy. Oh, poopy. Okay. Let's go upstairs. I will say, I remember as a kid when my younger brother was still in diapers, I walked in the restroom while my parents were changing his diaper.

And I have never forgotten how horrible that smell was. Like, it was one of my biggest regrets as an older brother was being in the vicinity of a diaper change. It could be pretty spicy. That singular moment might be why I'm not a parent right now is the memory of that diaper. There's a lot of other parts to it, I'm not gonna lie, but that is a part of it.

The Velcro, the butt, yeah, I got you. The what? Oh, the diaper. No, there's a lot to being a parent, there's a lot of other parts too, but poopy diapers is part of it. I can't lie. Yeah, I was also kind of like an exorcist baby

who like projectile vomited everywhere. Ooh, that's tough. I have known other, had friends who have had babies who had that and I'm really glad James didn't do that because that's, there's not much you can do about it. Just happens. Yeah, I think my head spun around a full 360 and I just spewed like a like a

sprinkler I actually have not seen the exorcist you should see it oh yeah as a movie guy and a horror guy it feels like one I you'd probably enjoy yeah I mean you'd think but just who has time I guess not you what is the best activity you've tried? activity activity sport it kind of Generic just something you've tried that like maybe you isn't like a typical everyone's done it just something you've done that you've been like Oh, that's the best thing I've done sex is pretty cool You want to try a new activity You want to try a new activity? Bout out about this cool activity.

It's like a weird hobby, sport, anything that you've just tried that maybe like, I don't know, that was the best thing. You're like, Oh man, I'm really glad I did that. I have one that's really not that weird, but it's weird to me because I don't come from, I'm not, this is not a thing I'm as familiar with. And I've talked about it, I think on this show before. went trap shooting friends birthday party happened and we went out and went trap shooting and I didn't grow up around guns and I don't have any guns and I don't have a super negative opinion, but I kind of fear them from a distance just in the thing of like I don't want that in my house because that could be

dangerous and you have to be very careful and safe but getting to go with Admiral Akbar's gotta be really cool. It's trap shooting. I was trying to decide if that was funny. I don't like it. It's a trap. Yeah, I know. I got it.

I got it. It was fun. It was surprisingly fun. And I think both because it wasn't as hard on my shoulders. I thought it was going to be definitely get sore, but it's not like I didn't have like a huge ridiculous bruise or anything too bad. And it was you could like I didn't hit every shot but I hit some shots and when like the thing gets launched and it's going and you're like yeah and you get it it's very satisfying it's very rewarding

and it's like it's not so hard that you you can't hit a single one the first time you go out you could hit some and like there were a couple stations where where there were two or three that they would fire from different Locations and I hit like all three of them in sequence and it was like, oh, that's nice That was sick. Cool. It was surprisingly fun and I'd never done it before. It's very fun I didn't think I was gonna enjoy that much I think that's one of the few like shooting activities that can be like reliably fun because with target practice It's just like you're basically doing work with target practice, it's just like,

you're basically doing work. You know, there's some fun to it, but I mean, those who go like once a week, well, several times a week, not only do they have lead poisoning, but they also just, they're just practicing for the coming apocalypse that might, well, maybe, who knows what the next few years are going to look like, but they're practicing for something there. But with that, it's more

like a game. It's an actual game. And it's like, I'm not really a hunter. So anytime I don't like the idea of going out and shooting a coyote just like, it doesn't feel right. There's hungry dogs out there. Deer? Kill them all. I think that they... Whoa. whoa. What did deer do to you? You haven't heard about the prions, the preons in deer? That problem?

Destroy them, wipe them out, annihilate them. Aren't those the enemy in Starfield, Stardust, Star- Thinking of Protoss from Starcraft? That's the one I mean that depends on your perspective, but whatever I don't think it's an uncommon perspective to be like yeah dear We need to control that problem. That's real bad I think that from gun owners to I actually there was a podcast I was listening to where there's like, you know There's some people that have guns and there's one person that's like very anti like really progressive

But it was very much like give every American a gun and tell them to kill one deer. They gotta be gone We gotta get not extinct, but just you know, really really got to control that down a bit I'm echoing that sentiment, but also I don't think I could go hunting I'm fine with the idea of if it was a survival situation and I had to eat but Makes me sad. So what's the best activity for you then? Hmm killing deer killing deer Sex I can't go hunting but killing deer. That's different. It's different Not hunting that's culling like Edward culling. Yeah, I was team Jacob Make that joke and you beat me to it by how now what it feels like to be you guys to

Just laughing and laughing laughing right way. Just laughing better to laugh than to cry. That's activity. Good cry I'll put that down stealing that now, you know what I I agree with that You know what? I'm I don't I don't handle well. I learned this morning I had to take lexie in for a follow-up appointment She's doing fine, but they just like change a bandage and look at some stuff I she's getting treatment at a pet hospital which has an emergency thing And it's very unfortunate and I don't at all blame these people but This morning I was the only one who was there for like a normal scheduled doctor visit and it was busy and there were some

like Frantically upset people and I am a sympathetic crier and I did not do very well Trying to stand in a waiting there was like one woman who was there by herself because she brought her dog in because it had Seemingly had a seizure or something neurological was very bad She was like filling out paperwork weeping, which I get because I would be too. Then there was a family whose dog was like getting treatment who was not doing well. It seemed like the dog maybe was terminal or it was not going well. And they like brought them back to see the dog and then came back out and they were all just like weeping like super.

And there were some other dogs or whatever animals who were there and the owners were all like it was for all for emergencies and everyone was super upset and I was like I'm just here to get my my dogs fine. We're fine. She's just getting looked at. But like I couldn't I can't handle that shit in public. That's a that's a specific type of setting that I'm not in very much. It was I didn't like it.

I was, it was hard. And not because it was sad, but just because it made me cry for no apparent reason, which made me deeply uncomfortable. Cause I'm staying there with my relatively healthy pet. And she's like licking me and being like, what are we doing dad? And everyone else is like, please, please save my baby.

Please help us. It just felt weird I didn't care for it not in any judgmental way I'm sorry for those people but but in good activities you ever go to a good stand-up show Even not so good stand-up is pretty fun. You're definitely right on that one I like the improv shows we went to back when we were watching improv those were fun. Those were fun. Those were good I've never forgotten I don't know if you guys remember the specific skit where there was like the guy on a plane Who just kept screaming in agony and looking at his knees not specifically they were like sitting down and the guy was just like

Too relatable for Wade but he just like that was part of his thing was like he would just like look at his knees and just like Let out an ear piercing scream was part of his thing was like he would just like look at his knees and just like let out an ear-piercing Scream was part of his leg thing. It was one where they would like they would run and like turn the page to like the next Yeah, it was a herald right? That was mainly what we saw was we saw a few heralds But they circled back to that character two or three times But every time like he was like walking around that he would just like stop like almost Jim Carrey like and scream and like agony

Lives rent-free in my head Sounds hilarious, but it was just so unexpected cuz everyone's like doing their characters This guy's just like playing an old dude who's just an excruciating pain with every movement he makes anyway Worst activity. All right, so bad activity. I don't like the idea of going skydiving never gonna do it if I can help it there is apparently a Known skydiving place where people die and I think it's in California somewhere But it has a reputation because someone just recently died on that same airline and a a lot of people in the Reddit comments were just like,

I already know which are, which not airline, but which skydiving company they're talking about. And it was that same one. Just, I don't know what's going on with that one. I don't know the name of it. I'm not trying to protect them or anything. Like, I'm not gonna say who they are. And like, I would probably prefer to warn people about it.

But it's one of those that you sign up and you think, you know, the package you're getting, but actually you have to individually say like i want a parachute or i want this like they nickel and dime you for individual pieces it's the Ryanair of skydiving companies it's like we guaranteed you a seat we didn't say that your seat would have an armrest we didn't say it would have a back to it reserve shoot you made a money so okay what's the worst one you've tried though? Worst thing you've done that you were like ehh? Because you've done some weird stuff you've tried like intermittent sleeping you've tried like weird diets and things just anything. Tried some weird

stuff. Okay you looked like so accused you had like that accusatory like what are you saying about me? You tried some weird stuff you have man. You went to a parkouring group in college and just jumped off a building. And well, I don't want to do that. I don't know if I have anything I've actually done that I would consider the worst. I don't do those things. If I think something was probably be the worst,

I probably didn't do it. Well, what is the worst one you've done? Like what is one of you try? It doesn't have to be like necessarily a bad thing to do. Just something you didn't enjoy. Parades. Man, have I never been to a parade of any kind where at any point I was like, I'm glad we came.

This is fun. I love that every parade I go to inevitably leads to me getting like way overstimulated or literally sitting there on the parade route, just being like, holy fuck, that's the loudest ambulance I've ever seen seen I have earplugs with me at all times something's loud they're like there's tons of brands on Amazon that sell these little kits they clip right onto your key ring they're like 20 bucks and they're they work so they cut it down just enough that you can still hear, but it just it reduces everything down a bit

It's great. Yeah I mean if I ever do I'm sure I'll go to a parade again at some point cuz we have a kid and you know He might like it I doubt it cuz he's our son and I don't think Mandy and I are very big parade people but That earplugs will be in order because oh my god I I would say probably something similar is like I've I've I've been to concert and they're fine You know, I I'm not typically like a big music guy, but I have gone to you know I do like music and I've been to concerts. I went to a concert

where they had a pit and It was just not it wasn't like, you know The kind of mosh pit where people are trying to hurt each other by throwing elbows like that but it was enough that i was just like i in no way would i ever ever enjoy this experience where it's like crammed in there you're being jostled around i don't know this band i don't know the music i don't know what's going on i hate everything i can't even get out i'm trapped there was a point in my life where I liked like new metal and I liked metal growing up. And I, there was a point where I went to concerts with friends and I was like, yeah, cool. And I never actually went in a mosh pit because

that sounded really stupid to me. But as, as a now looking back on that, I find it so confusing why people like mosh pits. I guess it's just exciting, but I feel like the best case scenario is you're like, yeah, I went into the mosh pit. This guy jumped and flipped in the air and need me in the face and broke my orbital bone. It was awesome. It's like, what you, but you, you didn't even like hit him back. It's not like you got in a fight. He just did that and you were like, yeah yeah and then you hit somebody else probably with your what it's confusing so it was the pit your answer mark is that the worst thing you've tried yeah yeah because I mean a lot of the

activities I've done you know even if they were hard even it was uncomfortable I'm like okay fine that was just unpleasant and that is actually an activity that people do regularly so I don't get that one yeah like every concert there's usually like Ed Sheeran concert crazy pits and Ed Sheeran concerts When he starts rapping they go fucking nuts in the pit man Classical orchestra pits you gotta love it Henry's barking and Amy's not home right now. There's might be someone at the door Um, can I go step away? Yes, you may Some other guy just walks in the door i mean i could he could

i guess i could still give him points whoever it is hey mr home intruder you want to join us don't play a game would that mean that mark would win the episode or would the random other person win oh i'd give them their own score sheet so they okay that's that's a that's risky well i mean if we got to replace him might as well do it with the dude He's got the same background, you know easier for the editors It was nothing it was nothing. He was lying to me. I've never heard a dog bark at nothing before that's crazy You know at one point to Henry for comedy Well, we can wind out we've got through a couple not as many as I know more more

More more more speed round more more Episode to be alright. We'll do one more. What is the best? Conspiracy theory we've talked about conspiracy theories a few times. I can't think of a single one right now. Oh the coincidences of if you take the map of missing people and caves. Is that a true thing? Yeah, if you overlay the map, like national map of like, I'm not sure how true it is, of course it's conspiracy theory, so the maps might have been fabricated, but from what

I saw, you see a map of like, this is the density of missing people, and then you pull up a map of like caves, and it's like, and it makes sense on its surface, like yeah, people go caving, you hear about like, you know, like devil's ass crack, jumping face first into that. But also it could be Bigfoot lizard people. I don't know if this is conspiracy, but I guess this popped into my head. You guys can tell me if this is.

The idea of sovereign citizenship, is that a conspiracy or is that more like an ideology? Do you guys know what sovereign citizens are? I think so. They're like, they're people who claim that they are sovereign unto themselves. They do not recognize that. Like if they live inside the U S they don't recognize the sovereignty of the United States and they and they'll do shit like put a license plate on their car.

Their car will be unregistered, but they'll have a license plate that just says, sovereign citizen, like I registered this with myself. And it's just a fake license plate they bought online type of shit. They are basically conspiracy theorists that like the conspiracy is their own life. And this is kind of cruel, but they bring it on themselves.

So I feel like it's okay to laugh. Videos of sovereign citizens representing themselves in court, especially for minor things like traffic tickets or like civil disputes or whatever, are always so fucking funny. Cause they're like a person representing themself in court in general can be, it's funny, but like it's kind of sad cause like they're like a person representing themself in court in general can be it's funny but like it's kind of sad because like they're you know they're probably

not protecting their personal rights as much as they could if they had a real representation but maybe they know what they're doing that's not likely but maybe but Sawhorse citizens will just be the most smug like arrogant full of it they'll be in court and be like your honor since I don't recognize the jurisdiction of the state of Maine or of the country of the United States I move that this be dismissed and the judge will just look at them be like this this is fucking traffic court there's no you don't make motions there's no evidence this is not trial. You drove your car 58 miles an hour in a 35 mile an hour zone.

Do you have evidence that that is not true? And they're like, no, no, I did that. But in the laws of me, that's legal. And it's just the judges just don't give a fuck because it doesn't happen that often, I would imagine for any individual judge, but when it comes up, it's always, it's just always so funny and not because often the person will ultimately still be punished or fined or whatever that sucks.

And hopefully they deserve whatever happens. And it's not like unjust or, and I almost said the word, but I didn't, unjust or unfair. Oh, man. But it's just watching judges just tell them to shut the hell up and that they are idiots is always funny to me. I feel like sovereign citizens are the definition of that guy, they're like the person that you're,

they're the relative you avoid at your get togethers, they're the person that like everyone's like, fucking hate that that person exists. It is crazy because If you wanted to live alone and off-grid and you know out in the middle of nowhere Technically you kind of can it's to some extent is public land and whatnot I mean, yeah There are definitely in America as much as in a lot of the world or more and then in a lot of authority could totally disappear You could live off-grid in a place where no one could really do anything To you. Oh man, the United States is so huge and so not dense

Yeah, there's all the Dakotas but for some reason sovereign citizens like to live in the suburbs and drive their car to get Wendy's and like It's almost like they want all the privileges of being a citizen without any of the consequences Yeah, it's funny how that works all you want all the privileges of being a citizen without any of the consequences. Yeah, it's funny how that works. You said all the Dakotas. How many Dakotas are there? Two that we are aware of, but there's two more that are sovereign.

West and East or is this some other cardinal? Well, West and Southwest. North, North, North, North, North, North, and South Dakota. Can we just make Canada nor or Dakota? I feel like that idea was floated and I heard they're not into it. Yeah. Like right. It's hard to imagine why you wouldn't want to give up your national sovereignty to another nation for no apparent reason and become a state. But I heard they're not into it. That's my impression. No, they're going to be called the USA just because this came up previously. And I don't

want to have another misunderstanding for everyone on the subreddit and in general online who did not like when we made a joke about Canada booing the national anthem in hockey games and stuff. We fucking know why that happened. And I think I could speak for all three of us. We say we generally agree with you just to be super clear about it. You guys see that there were people online who were like, how could they not know how ignorant could they be? We need some sarcasm signs. And if you were sincerely like sad, cause I understand a lot of Canadians are upset, angry, generally unsettled about what's happening between our country and yours right now. We didn't mean to make you upset but also

Fucking joke we know we heard about that. God damn. We also hate us Nobody hates us more than we I don't hate us. I love us My heart goes All right, what's the worst conspiracy theory flat earth it's just stupid oh those are so funny though yeah it but it did you see did you see the big thing they went to what they went to Antarctica and did a bunch of experiments and the every experiment confirmed that the earth was round and the guy was like Well, I'm gonna find some more experiments I guess cuz I know it's flat

It's just like the alternative requires so many more leaps of logic and different Fundamental physics than anything other out there You have to completely change the entire parameters of reality and how things work for it to be flat. It's just so dumb. It has to be a bit that's gone on for too long. It has to be. It does feel like that. Like it's hard to imagine someone sincerely

and earnestly believing all that stuff at this point, but. Do you think there's like a flat earth club where they get together and they're like, dude They still think we think the earth's flat. We still got them I fucking hope so. I hope they're pulling a huge one over on all of us Because if not, and they actually believe all that stuff Actually, that would explain a lot of what goes on in the world today Stupidity is a real big currency right now that people are making transactions with. You mean people who haven't been brainwashed?

What's my worst conspiracy theory? Yeah, worst conspiracy theory. That was a really good one. I don't even know if I have one that competes with that. That's the one. That would be my pick too, honestly. I think that I was about to arrive at that before Mark said it out loud.

It's just dumb. It's just dumb It's just dumb. It is still funny, but in a much more depressing way. It's like sovereign citizens It's funny from a distance. It's sad when it's up close and you're seeing it for real Ah, but sovereign citizens isn't that sad up close like you might feel empathetically bad for the person, but they're doing it to themselves No, no, I don't feel bad for them them I feel bad people have to deal with them. Ah It's like getting a thorn in your foot it's like there's nothing pleasant about it. It's like thorns they exist But god damn do I fucking hate them? Sovereign citizens are fine. They're allowed to exist you're watching of your great Phil it's philosophically I guess but it's still it's not I get it where everyone's like I didn't choose to be born in a

Society and you go yeah, I get that what you wouldn't ever have been born if the society wasn't here and Also phones are pretty cool. The Internet's nice. I like 3d printing That alone is a basis for society that's the episode we're gonna do wheels I had something don't I yeah you yeah That's part of it most sympathetic For the day or episode like we were sympathetic to others or we deserve sympathy I think Bob dealing with the stuff with Lexi and the that probably would get it today So I guess it's biased toward him. Why what about me? Well, I got to deal with you two guys all day You got a whole bunch of free stuff from Prussia or whatever

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Spin number two. No, no. Boy four listeners, all right. That's gonna go straight to their heads cause they can only imagine it. And spin number three please end in a tie for Wade please end in a tie I mean it's is it between Mark and I who's the baldest or is it it's supposed to be I have

I'm receding you can see I have a little, I have a little, it's receding. Do we just re-spin this one? Look at this. It's like if you pull it apart, it's really bald. If I go like this, it looks like I've just all the way bald. I have real, I have the Vegeta hairline, remember?

Dude, if you could come in here with your hair up like Vegeta's. My hairline goes as far back as my ears are over here It's it's climbing if I wait if I lean back like this Do you have so much hair? You can't even do it. I have a I have a large crown See if we're doing this, I think Bob has more forehead exposed. Let's see. What's your thing mark mark You're all what is it mid-face Bob's all forehead. I'm sorry Wait, just try and negotiate the point so that he doesn't do the one so honestly

right now the funny thing is right now you guys are tied so if either one of you get this point yeah so you're just trying to make it so you don't get the point for baldest no I can take the point I just said between you two we should respin but if it lands on like listeners or viewers, do we take the point for baldest? I'll take the point No, no, you're the host. Don't let me talk you into it. I'm the baldest. You know what? Fuck you I'm the baldest we will do the time spin. That's unfair If I win I'm bald. Oh wait, so if Mark wins he's bald. If Mark loses all heads, Mark is bald, all tails.

Bob is bald? No, well it would be doubly unfair which would mean Wade would get two points. Yeah, I guess so. Yeah, I guess it's between me and him. Wade has to do two one man shows. I don't think that's how we're doing that. Heads for Mark. Anything else? Doesn't really matter. Oh, fell on the floor. Do I do that again? Yeah, I would

reflip. I would say that's a reflip for Mark. You've better flip carefully though, cause mine was tails. It landed tails on the floor. I'm not lying about that. That's what I mean. It's pretty You it doesn't I don't think it changes it either way. Does it that would give me two points? Is that enough to affect the outcome with no? Tails all right. Well, you know what at least I beat the listeners That's true listeners got a point just so they could come in fourth place out of three. I'm giving Henry two bonus points. Henry also beat that makes it all worth.

That means we still have to do the one man show wheel though, doesn't it? And so I have to turn it up to 8%. Yes. I got to be better about declaring the parameters of the unfair. I should have asked for a point or something, not just being bald. If I'd have won that, would I have had to shave my head? Unclear, because you didn't win, but um... retroactively, I'd like to say yes.

Okay, alright, fair enough. If you want to be the baldest, you gotta beat the baldest. We have... we have a thing. We have the... it's at 8% for the one-man show that's looking really big it I don't like how big it's looking it looks pretty girthy you're looking pretty girthy today before you spin it Should I go over the reason you guys have points just to get that out of the way so we don't retroactively do it I guess sure sure mark you got points for Flat Earth and caves and missing people

Prus Prue us see oh come on. Prusa? Yeah! Devil's anus. Sigs. Sewage corpse water. Sex. Kill the deer. Good cry. Concert pit. Skydivers. Bob you got points for wood. Lexi. Looks like it says blood. I don't think it says blood. I don't think it says blood. I don't know what it says. Go Kart Smoke, parades, cave diving psychopaths, poo diapers, probably doesn't say tramp stamp.

Tramp minority? Tramp sensitivity. Trap, trap something. Sovereign citizens, bad cry. Wheat? Oh wait. My pen's dying, so like it keeps fading out of these words. We need to get you a typewriter or something. I'm gonna need one. Henry got three points, listeners got a point,

I got two points. Wow. You guys are tied at 12. Listeners came in fifth out of three. It's getting close to the worst number. Let's see the winner. The winner will be all of us if Wade. Oh no. Oh no. Oh, wait. Oh no.

Come on. Come on. Oh, come on. I mean, yay, but. Oh, boy. Oh man. That would have been so funny. I'm happy but also it was right there Huh? All right mark Congrats winner speech I'd like to say thank Prusa printers who probably gave me the confidence to inspire this win No, I am not I'm not supposed to buy them don't believe anything Probably gave me the confidence to inspire this win Go to Prusen

No, I am not- I'm not sponsored by them Don't believe anything I say, I haven't tried them out yet except the one So, um, no thank you to them Except... maybe thank you to them No thank you to my opponent Not because I'm being mean Not because I'm being mean It's not because I'm being mean

I'm not a mean guy I'm a nice guy and I won and those things are very good for me and everybody I like winning and people like winners I like me but my opponent very mean very mean guy very mean very mean guy not like me a nice guy Smart to a zoned out. What are we talking about? You're doing a loser speech I don't really feel like a loser because we made it all the way to the accidental tiewheel when I lost 26 coin flips in a row I never thought I'd be in favor of wheel spins and coin flips and all this shit. I like it now I've told him well total 180. I'm glad this is the way that our show is now. I

Hope it never changes But I'm I'm sure it will cuz probably just forget at some point and stop doing it But that's okay cuz that's who we are as people What was I talking about? Well, you both completely dominated me who only had two points it was 13 to 12 to 3 to 2 to 1. Watchers didn't make the scoreboard this time but that's okay at least you didn't join the scoreboard and lose as badly as the listeners did. Stay tuned for the next one where Mark will host because he won. I will not be doing a one-man show by the skin of my teeth which is a terrible saying but one that I've heard and used mer

One day maybe Answer your emails. You gotta answer your emails never see merch things Sorry everyone, that's my bad, but I won't be changing you can find mark mark apply or Bob my script me at minion So does ever Lord minion 777 until the next one podcast out