Distractible - The Cursed Episode

Episode Date: October 17, 2025

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It's time for the cursed episode. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show. Hello everyone. Welcome back to another episode of Distractable. I'm today's host. He's gone. I guess I shouldn't have said those words. I upset Bob already.

Why would you do that? I was just saying I was today's host. I was going to say because I won the last one, but I... It just happened, man. He just got robbed. That was at least four or three days ago for everyone watching and we're listening. Like, time is passed for everyone else. You know what?

They say time is relative. Someone smart said that once. Hey, wait a minute. I took way longer than I thought it was. Sorry, I'm back. Hey, man, welcome back. um yep i should not have been hosting today but i am and man bob should really have been the one sitting in this chair it's a nice shirt oh it keeps getting better it's a really good shirt

you're getting an eye full uh listeners he's got a shirt on don't worry about it whoa whoa whoa it says distrable dextractable they started teaching phonics again i heard they tried the whole word approach and, you know, when kids couldn't read and not know what words were. Have you heard about that? Yes, actually, there's a really interesting podcast series about how we got to where we are in terms of teaching reading in America

and why the current generation, the last couple of generations, have had such worse reading outcomes. Do you know why they shifted? Because they ruined Element O.P. That may not be it. The story, I don't, I listened to this a while ago. The story basically goes,

there was a woman who was a teacher but was not like a researcher and was like, I think I know a better way to teach kids and just sort of came up with their own system. And everybody liked it and everybody got in line behind it. And the book publishers got in line behind it. And once the book publishers get lined up behind a certain pedagogy, that's the only thing that gets taught because they're like, buy these books. You have to buy these books. Everyone has to buy these books. Like this lady, I don't think it was malicious. I think she thought she had a better way to teach reading because I think what happened was she came up with a different system than phonics and she was getting good results, but she was teaching the kids who didn't learn very

well from the phonics type of teaching, which obviously are kids who would benefit from an alternative teaching modality. Like sure, that makes sense. But the kids, like the majority of kids were learning fine from the phonics thing. And they steered completely away from that. And it turns out most people seem to prefer phonics and that this new way of teaching is really good for kids for whom that does not reach. And it's like not like it's an illegitimate thing. It's just not the only way we should teach kids how to read. But there's a whole series of like, I know, this podcast kind of sensationalized it, right? There's a series of like, it's a conspiracy and they don't, the businesses were trying to kill the old ways of, because they were just trying to sell these new books and make money.

I see. It's an interesting story. There's a lot too. There's like an eight-part podcast thing. It's like there's a bunch of different parts of it. I would love to listen to that at some point, but the whole thing is fascinating to me because what it boils down to, this is oversimplification. But kids, when they get to a certain point in their education journey and they're

like sufficient in reading, they're guessing what the word is sometimes, especially if it's a complex word. They're looking at the shape of it and it could be calligraphy and they might say it's like cartography, you know, they might, they'll do. just guess what the word is and have no semblance of what the actual sounds of the letters make. And so they have to. And that blows my mind because I can't imagine thinking that way. No, I couldn't have learned anything like that. In some streamers, I've seen it when they're trying to like read. And for me, I've done this so much in games where I'm reading the, the text

in games and stuff like that. And I'll get comments sometimes that are just like, wow, how are you doing that? How are you reading these words? It's like, I've read a lot number one, so I'm better at it. But it's also just like, I can sound out what they are. So even if it's a new word I've never seen before, I know how to pronounce it based on my ability to know the English language and know it's pronunciation rules and like I can extrapolate from different things to get to new words that I've never even heard before. And it's, I can't imagine not being able to do that. It's like being robbed of this ability. No, well, yeah, that's the thing. The new, the new style of teaching is, give them a book that's at or above their reading level, like give them something that's going to be full of words they don't know or haven't seen before, and then use context clues and guess, basically, and then you either are told, yes, that's right or no, that's wrong. But you have no, there's no sounding it out tools involved in this teaching method. I agree with you. It sounds completely unhinged to me, but it works really well for some kids. Some kids really need that. I'm sure. I don't know if it has to do with, if you have, like, disliked. or other sort of reading, you know, whatever differences, but it's wild. There are certain sound-based pronunciation roots in words that even if you don't know what the word is, because if you sound it out, you might hear like graphy or, you know, omitur, you know, you might understand that it's a measuring device outside of the omitore, like, lettering. If you say it out loud that way or someone corrects your pronunciation, you might know what it

means just based on the sound because a lot of root words have similar sounds and like the latin bass things i don't know it's just i feel like a lot of people a lot of kids growing up they're going to get to the point where they're like they'll catch up if they really want to read i feel like it's not learning doesn't only happen as a child and then you get i got way better at reading after i started doing youtube trust me way better at it but yeah i just feel like people will feel robbed and that's unfair ah fuck hmm interesting interesting So, the sentence was Someone will get better at reading

Everyone gets worse at reading No, he said people People will feel robbed And that's unfair People will feel robbed and that's unfair Okay, so if this goes well We change the whole learning system for everybody And we will save

Everyone's reading ability But if it's doubly unfair No one can read. We'll rob everyone's Appendant That's not right to you, Bob. Either we fixed learning or else we ruin it for everyone. That sounds like the level of influence I expect us to have. Okay.

This is really going to move us up those podcast charts. Hedge. Hades. God damn it. Well, well, coins out of the way. Well, everyone still can't read or whatever. So, yeah, the learning system is what it is. See, I hope nothing unfair happens the rest of the episode.

The host has free reign What have we done? That's right, I do I'm guessing we're into small talk Mark, you brought up the reading, was that right? No, well, I mean, I mentioned it. Bob had more input on it, I'd say. I mean, yes, that was all me.

Mark gets credit, yes. He both just got some points, that's fine. Okay, well, we'll open it up to Small Talk and before I throw it over to you because it's absolutely fair for me to have Small Talk as the host. You guys hear about EA, selling? I have heard about that. Yeah, $55 billion if it goes through. Is it approved? I heard it

we're trying to get that approved. No, it has to go through approval, which I think we'll go into June of next year, and then if that happens, then early 2027, the sale would actually be finalized. Some group in Saudi Arabia, I forget the name of the group, but in Saudi public investment funds, Silver Lake and Affinity Partners agreed to a $55 billion purchase of EA, which means that's pretty crazy it'll be out of public market and maybe that means that games could be made to be good rather than made for investors to be happy if there's anything i've learned in modern society it's that private capital always fixes the problems that ail businesses every business that's ever been bought up by private capital has turned right around and become absolute paragons of

their industries and nothing bad will happen so the the curve is individual individual or small group makes great thing. People love it. Company goes public. People can buy stocks and all of a sudden they've got pressure because they've got to make money to make the investors happy. Game goes and then private company swoops and buys it and then where's it go better? We're same? It depends. The only scenario I've seen where things go better is when the original group or person reinvest and brings it private. That is the only time, I've seen these things turn around. I'm sure there are outliers.

I'm not an encyclopedia on all the business dealings that's ever ever happened. But usually if you as a consumer want a better experience the original inventor of the said good product needs to be the person that goes back into it. So do you think Saudi Arabia Saudi public investment funds, Silver Lake and Affinity Partners equal Tripp Hawkins? Maybe he's in there. Maybe he's in there. I can't say Tripp Hawkins I don't know where

Tripp's at these days Tripp Oh look at this guy Look at that smile Yeah he's definitely I didn't know EA was founded in like the early 80s

Was it? Yeah I don't know that either Yeah Apparently EA was Founded 1982 Whoa That seems pretty early He was

Oh director of strategy of marketing And Apple computer All the it's I feel like all these big companies Have the same Like 20 people

That were in All of the company doing all the things all at once, and they all just jumped around and did everything. Not like today, where we only have like five people that are at the heads of all these other companies. Well, no one cares now because they're all actually just owned by one large ultra mega corporation. So it's all the same. What are we talking about? Games.

EA, the big sale of EA and whether or not would make get in the game or whatever it is. Get in the game. Get in the game. EA sports. It's in the game. Yeah. Well, I hope it works out for the best Because, I mean, some of the A games

Like, you know, some of the battlefields and stuff are fun I'm looking forward to But, man, like games like Madden And even the new college football Just aren't nearly as, maybe it's nostalgia But like, I remember really enjoying them when I was younger And then I tried to play them in recent years And I'm like, eh, kind of buggy and whatever

And everyone loved the new battlefront when it first came out Maybe they like it more now, but boy, oh boy, whenever you had to pay money to be Darth Vader Or whatever it was, loot boxes done lot characters. People loved that. Sure, sure. So that's my small talk. Just wanted to bring up EA. I figured you guys probably heard about it if I heard about it. But I guess

I'm jaded because my moment take is, can it get worse? Maybe. Always pretty much. We'll find out, I guess. But they can't force me to buy anything that they make. So like, if you've bought an EA product in the last 30 years, you are obligated to buy every EA product for the next

20. I guarantee you there was some board meeting with like, what if we put in some like mind control images that make people want to buy more, like forcing people. What if we tie people in chairs, take their credit cards, and put it into the game? What if we make their account name the credit card number and the password is the secret code plus the abbreviate? It's like, you know, subliminal messaging every like 60 frames you see, I'm having fun. This is fun.

Anyone who's ever played an EA game is now a sleeper agent. and any time you hear the word ultimate team you're just like gotta buy more Madden packs you don't even play Madden I know I love the packs I will tell you about the game that I've been playing that I have been enjoying

I love Hades and Hades too came out and it is every bit as fun as the original it is so goddamn good the story is so tightly in there I don't even care what's going on it's just like oh man it's such a tight

fun specific type of fun where you got the randomness you get the rogue light ish nature of it the repetition it's easy to jump in do one round I'm like I'm just gonna do one you continually making progress

it's super fun God it's good I've heard good thing I've heard a couple of gripes about like how it ends or something like that and a couple of people have like minor gripes but overall I've heard mostly great things well don't spoil anything

for me. I don't know anything about it. It's just people are, you know, people that can be happy. Maybe they're right, because I don't know. But maybe they're wrong. Those are the two ways. And it's made by a small team. Super Giant Games is the, if the developer and they self-published, they only have 25 employees, you know, um, but for a 25 employee studio, this was like such a beautifully polished, clean, like, experience. I've, I've only experienced, like, two bugs in the entire thing. Um, and they weren't even game-breaking bugs. Like, it's just like, It's just so good. Yeah.

Oh, Super Giant. Super Giant kills it. Have you played? There are other stuff? I have not. I remember Transistor when it came out and I looked at it and being like, ah, it might be fun. I think I... Transistor was good.

That's very much like Hades, right? It's very similar, yeah. Top-down kind of explored. Yeah, yeah. Well, and Bastion, I would say, too. You should check out if you really like Hades, both transistor and Bashan. Oh, yeah. That's definitely like, yeah.

So they've really mastered that type of game. And I heard about transistor. I heard great things by just, never got into it, but when Hades came out, like, I think I played that just before COVID, and it was, oh, it was so good. I just remember Sling it every day. And every night, I play this. Well, and I even, I have played their other one, too, Pire. I forgot. I have played that. Also very good. Hades is really their, like, breakout, like, everyone loves Hades. But their whole catalog is like, if you really like Hades, that's what they do, it's awesome. They're all so good.

which is why games like, you know, video game developer simulator don't make any sense because it's like they're always one, it's the same game as it for us. Like, I don't care if it's the same type of game. If it's as good, if it's as fun, because whenever I get done with those games, it's like, I just want the same with new maps

and new enemies and new fun characters. And but just do this. Don't change it that much. And that's basically what they've done so far with some fun additions on top of it. It's like, oh, that's delightful. Every time I come up on one of the surprises, It's like I'm playing the same core gameplay that I like.

Whereas like with Diablo 3 and Diablo 4, a lot of people were like, wow, it's way slower, you know, and they got used to that fast speed. And that's not necessarily a bad thing, but it's like, it is very different feel of it. But these all feel the same is like snap, snap, snap, snap. So good. God, it's so good. I haven't enjoyed a game in a long time, so I've been very happy about this. So it's a great feeling when you like, listen, you guys have heard me talk about like blueprints, you know, whatever the game is I find that I'm in love with. Well, we like good games.

Okay. I mean, oh, I should declare unfair on what I just said, but I can't, you know, it's a too late. Oh, no. Wow. Unbelievable. Oh, man. I know it's easy to like this character in Hades, too, but there's Narcissus, which is exactly what it sounds like. That character is, every time I come across Narcissus in that game, I laugh every time.

God, I'm not going to spoil any more of it, but very fun. Probably an easy character for people to like, but a very fun one. Do you close the door when you're running to Aphrodite? Bob, what's the new with you? Same, same feeling and experience for me, but with Megabonk so far. Mega bonk, I've heard about this. Megabonk, great. New top-down, Rogue Light thing.

Wade has more hours in it than I do. It's real good. You definitely do. Oh, we talked about this previous episode. Yeah, it looks really cool. Same, but I'm really into Megamonk, and literally I just, Like, just unlocked something that has been on my mind all day today. I'm like, man, I can't wait to get back to that and play that new thing I unlocked.

Yeah. Wait, wrap up this episode. We get a game to play. Okay. No, guys, I'm excited. I'm making a commitment. I'm buying a riding lawnmower. Yes.

I am a Midwest dad living out his childhood fantasies. We currently, we have people who cut the grass. And, like, that's very convenient. But I've always felt kind of like a lazy piece of shit. about that. Like, growing up, my dad always cut the grass, and when I was old enough, he had me do it. And, like, it's probably not that bad. And we have a big enough yard that's, like, totally legit to have a riding mower. I'm so excited. I have to go, I have to do some shopping. I have to do some research. I don't want a zero turn. I want a tractor style. I don't know how I got to make

sure the deck's not too wide to get through the size gate we have in our fence. All this fun's, like, I'm excited about it. Are you going to, like, do something with the grass? You're just going to, like, spit out and sit on top of the old? You're going to collect it and like, uh, unless I have to bag it, uh, if I let it get too long, but like I'll just, I'm just going to mulch, mulch it and put it back out and blow off edge, edge the edges and then blow off the sidewalks and stuff and he's going to edge the edges to blow off the sidewalk? Yeah. Hell yeah. God, it's like a party. It's like a constant party over here, but I am excited to cruise around the neighborhood with a beer on my riding lawnmower, so that'll be

pretty cool. I think everyone will respect me more after they see that. I respect you more. You haven't even seen it. Just wait. I haven't seen it. Yeah. Hey, listen, Megabong and doing stuff. Those are two good things. 80s.

I need to play both to compare, but in my brain, I'm like, oh, man, do I have time for more than one rogue light at the moment? Probably not, but I'll do it anyway. Maybe. You will. You will. Yeah, you will. Well, I also want to play Dead Zone Rogue in Jump Space.

I've only gotten to play, like, very limited amounts of those games. And then there's a new game. I might even stream it today in the past for everyone. You guys heard of Clover Pit? Yes. No. Isn't that like gambling or slots or something? What is it?

Something. It's like a spooky gambling game. Oh, hell yeah. I think it's kind of like, I don't want to say Bellotro meets gambling, but what's the game with like the creepy face dude and you have the gun and you load the bullet? Shotgun roulette. Shotgun roulette. It's kind of like a shotgun roulette meets slot machine-ish kind of thing.

I don't know. That's kind of the vibe I got from it. Lover Pit. All right. I'll get it. You sold me. Yeah. It actually has a bunch of bundles. It's got a inscription bundle. It's got a bundle. Is it by the same people who do an inscription? It kind of has that feel to it. And it also has Buckshot roulette as a bundle, but it might be. It has a very similar feel to those style of games. Not scary, but like horror setting and if you screw up, you die or something. Oh, maybe not. Maybe the bundles are just steam packaging things

that it thinks are similar together. That might be it. Yeah, I'm not sure because I'm not done it yet, But I've just, I've seen a little bit of gameplay of it, and I've heard people talk about it. I'm like, okay, I just give a shot. I'm doing it. Good time for games. We've had a pretty good year for games. I have heard that there is many contenders for Game of the Year this year. And I think Hades 2 is up there, but I'm like, I'm hoping that there's other ones.

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All right. Well, I've got some time for an episode. So I guess unless you all have anything else, I'm going to do an episode. And by episode, I mean, you guys are doing all the work, kind of. Sounds right to me. What else is new? It's October still. And I think we need to buckle down into the scary. Into the scary. Do you guys believe in... Curses. No. Curse words. No.

Curses. I cast, fuck you. No. Curses. Like the curse of Tippecanoe. The curse of the Bambino. The Kennedy curse. Tootin common.

Uh, maybe. The curse of Tippecanoe came into play. I'm not sure exactly when the curse was like mentioned. every 20 years a president elected to office died that was starting in 1840

through JFK in 1960 every 20 years a U.S. President elected to office died in office. The curse of the Bambina was when the Red Sox traded Babe Ruth to the Yankees and then they went 86 years without winning a World Series and it was attributed

to trading to like their most hated rival. That'll show them. And then the Kennedy curse is just a lot of bad things happen to the Kennedy family. A lot of deaths. A lot of death. Tooten Commons tomb I've not looked into extensively as far as the specifics of what happened. But people who came in and disturbed the tomb typically had a lot of misfortune afterward. I've heard, I don't know how true this is.

I've heard with that specific one that there was a type of fungus in the tomb that, obviously, when people went into it, they breathed in the fungus and the spores and things like that. and it caused illnesses, fungal-borne illnesses, in the people that went into the tomb. Therefore, they went in the tube, they got sick, and they went out and died. I don't know if that's true. It might just be a theory of how that happened, but I could totally believe that happening because you're in a tomb, in a dark, I don't know how damp it is in there, but even some funguses can live in drier environments.

And, you know, it's just, it's totally possible. But yes, are we looking up curses? Yeah, yeah, just either ones I've mentioned, other ones, but we're going to talk about curses. I'm looking at the Tutankhammed's tomb one. Toxic mold theory is mentioned, but the primary figure associated with the curse, Lord Carnarvon, apparently died from an infected mosquito bite shortly after opening the tomb. Infected mosquito bite, wow. But some of the other people who died was attributed to natural causes or accidents, but the toxic mold theory is mentioned. All right. Are we taking turns on this? Yeah, sure. And that's fine.

This is a list of The curses to say to other people And they're not Man Let's find funny hex curses is a thread And I'm not showing shade on this But unsalted pretzel You're as sharp as a marble

Mother hugger For someone who is 70% water You don't look very refreshing Damn May all your exes meet over tea And share gossip about you If you get to heaven tell my grandma I said hi and that she made the best cookies

That's not a curse May you always have a broken shit These are... Pass. May your blade chip and shatter? Lisanal Gahib. That is it going to have? Lisanalcahive.

I love the way Javier Bardem just owned that whole role. The rest of it, like, okay, I like Villanovo, Villanovo, Villanovo. Villanova, Villanovo. The college, Villanova. Nova, Nova, Nova. Villa, Villavununavu, right? I don't know, sure. Cinematographer, incredible shot composition.

There's no doubt about the art. of the shots that come into that. However, a movie can be entirely pretty shots and there is some story there and some good storytelling, but it's just like, there's a theme that goes through a lot of his movies where it's just like,

bon, music sting, big, big beautiful shot, a lot of slow-mo, a lot of fun. It's like a particular vibe and I get very tired of things very quickly. This is stupid of me. I mean, this is not the point. Pass. I said pass. I said pass. I said

pass. No, no, keep going. All I'm finding are curse curses to say to other people. May you bite into a big chunk of garlic so your mouth feels funny for the next few days. That doesn't happen. What are they talking about? I don't know. Pass! Okay, go on.

Is it, I'm sorry, it might be unfair that I'm not letting you pass, but you can't declare it. All right, that's all right, okay, okay, fine. I know a curse. Fuck. Anyway No, Cincinnati has a sports curse It's not our fault

That we can't win sports games The Reds are cursed Because umpire Johnny McSherry Died during a game on the field In 1996 I actually don't know if it was on the field But I did not know that that happened That is a terrible story

And I get why that might make it A team field cursed If it literally an umpire Dies mid game During your game That is not ideal Also there's the Bo Jackson Curse 901 playoff game

Bengals Bo Jackson's career ending injury During the playoff game cursed ever since But we did finally beat the Raiders In a playoff game Which maybe was the end of that particular curse And we probably have a start of a new one The Reds one I will say the Reds

Unrelated to the reasoning that you'd mention They kind of deserve to be cursed Wasn't it just a few years ago The people were complaining about the product and the Reds owner was like, oh, there's no other game in town, and we don't have to do anything, because you have no choice but to watch us, so deal with it. Something like that, which is why whenever we go to Reds things, Molly wears her Minnesota Twins here, because she's like, yeah, fuck the Reds.

I... Can I go? Go ahead. I finally found one. Since I curse, okay, Mark. All right, so this one's a famous one. A lot of people know it, but Dead Man's Hand. Do you know about Dead Man's Hand?

A specific hand in poker or something? It is, it is. So there was a gunfighter by the name of Wild Bill Hickok, which great nickname. We should bring back these kinds of nicknames. I want, actually, I don't know if I want the suburb. Wild Mark Fishbach. Actually, don't, you know, don't come up with nicknames for me.

I don't want that at all, actually. All right, so, Reddit, I'm looking forward to that thread. A book was published in 1926. The earliest reference to this was 1886, where the Dead Man's, Hand was originally considered a full house with Jackson Tens, but then a Jackson Red Sevens was called Dead Hand Man's Hand by 1903, and then 1907 it became Jackson 8s, but while Bill Hickok's hand in 1876, which was apparently before all this, was eights and aces, all black cards, and then the fifth card could be whatever, but it's

eights and aces black cards is dead man's hand. Now, I don't know if this has ever happened again afterwards. It seems like he got killed with that hand and therefore it became the dead man's hand. Yeah, so what hand do I not want to have right now? If you get that, if you get aces and eights, all black cards, aces and eights, you're going to die or something like that. Is it aces full of eights or eight's full of aces? Eights in between aces. Okay. It's an Ace 8 sandwich.

So three aces, two eights, all black. You know, that's why people are afraid of aces. Because Ace 8, 9. Pass. I have more. I have more. Apparently, the only curses I actually do know anything about are all sports curses. So, do you know the Endready curse?

And or do you know the Endready family? I've never met them, no. We don't ever talk. I'm kind of a motorsport. fan, and we don't ever talk about that. As far as I know, you guys are not big motorsports fans, but Mario Andretti is an incredibly decorated race car driver. He won the Daytona 500.

He won the Indianapolis 500 in the 60s, and his family, his sons, and successive generations have basically all gone on to, I don't know about all. Many of them have gone on to be very successful, very good race car drivers. But Mario's Indy 500 win in 1969 would be the family's last ever, as far as I know. They, since 1969, every Andretti who's ever raced in the Indy 500 has had breakdowns, has had crashes, crashed out, has where there was one really dramatic heartbreaking loss that happened, but they cannot win the Indy 500, which is not. A particularly meaningful race in terms of what it represents. It's not like some grand championship or anything, but it's an iconic race. Brickyard in Indianapolis, at least for American motorsports, it's like the Daytona 500, the

Indy 500 might be the only two races a person who doesn't otherwise know anything about race cars would have heard of because those are the two big, iconic. Anyway, the Andretti's legendary racing family, literally in several different branches of motorsport at the core of the best family of drivers possibly that's ever lived having one another any 500 can't do it curse forever take that

I've got a curse what if you've lived in a city that just suddenly started burning and it didn't stop burning for 60 years Cleveland oh 60 years yeah Cleveland's on fire baby take that Cleveland

no I'm talking about the coal fire in Pennsylvania. Oh, yeah, yeah. There's a town of Centralia in Pennsylvania that since 1962 has started burning. And it's just because there is a large coal vein underneath the town. And coal, when it burns, it will ignite all the other coal around and if a coal vein ignites, there's really, really not many ways to put it out until the fuel runs out. Now imagine this was a town in like before common era times or even early common era times where you have a town that just suddenly erupts in flames for no particular reason because they didn't know that the rocks nearby would light on fire or

something like that and it just kept burning and then that city became a cursed city because it doesn't it's it's not exactly good air when Cole is gushing out flames everywhere in the city. There's also like other chemicals and gas, not chemicals, but like other compounds that could burn and release. Imagine in the world's largest vape down there and you're huffing that. And then, yeah, so that could be considered a curse both in this time now where this town is, you know, cursed forever to burn. And then in the past, there might be other towns that have burned just like this. So for this particular one, I'm not looked into it extensively. The coal was exposed, which is why it's been able to burn. Because wouldn't, if you

just closed it up. If it was underground, you closed it up, wouldn't it smother because it would run out of oxygen? Like, how, how did it burn for so long? I'm not 100% sure of the chemistry of it. When you have coal like this, depending on the arrangement with underground caves and stuff, it could technically pull in air from a completely separate area if there's any underground cave connections that connect to where the coal vein is. And then it will, the gases it creates will push vents through the soil. And so I think that's what happens a lot. You'll get a lot of sudden

outcroppings of like smoke and plumes of fire will like appear here and appear here because it's a self-sustaining reaction where the heat it generates causes air movement to be pulled in and pushed upwards, which draws it in from any lower terrain area

and it'll become a chimney basically and create it so. It's so large the area that's burning that even if it were to stop having oxygen, the heat alone would erode the dirt and stuff around it to the point where it could, you know, if you have like coal or you put wood in a tin box and for private of oxygen, it will turn into charcoal, right, from the heat alone. And that is just more ignitable material so that the moment any oxygen gets in there,

it'll pf, ignite again and keep going. It's just such a large fire. And I may be saying some things wrong there. In this podcast, we only ever say things that we think we know. We don't know fully. Probably not getting it exactly right, but that's what I've heard. Correct us. Make sure you go to the subreddit and tell Mark exactly what he said that's semantically incorrect or minutely wrong. And what his new nickname is.

He wants to learn. The fiery markipliery. I'll take it. Actually, that's pretty good. Thank you. Give yourself a point. Okay, you talk me into it. I better hope for no golf rules.

My turn? Oh, yeah. Because I want to talk about the legend of the lost Dutchman's gold mine. and the curse of the superstition mountains. This one's actually just one of those old school goofy-ass things. So this dude, what was his name, Waltz, something waltz, Jacob Walsz, German dude, Dutchman, Deutsch, German, was, this is out in Arizona.

There's just a mountain range called the superstition mountains that's located in the superstition wilderness. And the mountain at the heart of it is called superstition mountain so this is just an area I don't know why you name something that goofy ass name but that's what it's called and this dude Jacob walt supposedly was out there and found an absolute mother load found a mine and had his own secret mine that nobody knew the location of that was just a ridiculous mother load he was finding gold and gold and gold and more gold and on his deathbed in 1891 legend is that he revealed the location to the boarding house owner

who had been taking care of him and who owned the place where he died. And everyone has been searching for the lost Dutchman's gold mine ever since. The actual story, people seem to think it's pretty likely that he actually just worked in a different mine called the Vulture Mine, which is an established mine with lots of, he just was a miner for company. And he was just stealing gold from them and then was like, oh, I have a secret mine. This is, this gold is from my super secret. Nobody knows but me. He was probably just stealing from his company, but the curse is that apparently this legend made the rounds and a bunch of people were like, I'm going to find his secret mine and be rich. And people went out into the superstition wilderness and some of them turned up dead.

Some of them are set to have gone mad, hunting endlessly for the lost Dutchman's gold. So it's the curse of the superstition mountains. Damn. Don't, whoever names, like, lots of stuff, basically everything's named at this point. Who the fuck names something? Like, oh, the, yeah, superstition mountain. That's good.

This is the superstition wilderness. It's like, this is the extra scary forest. Was it originally a different name, a translation, translated in English possibly? It was originally, I think, a native name. There was a name for it in Yava Pi, which is in language spoken by the Yavapai, people in central and western Arizona

there are four dialects apparently I don't know if this is a translation or an incorrect translation or just a new name but even still even if it was in another language naming something the superstition wilderness it's just setting it up for bad that's just a bad place now you could if it was named the happy

fun wilderness it would have a totally different vibe that's just a really fucked up thing to do then you could do the opposite naming when you say happy tree friends and it's really horrible you know before you go Mark I have breaking news that will be dated by the time this episode airs. Bob, I think I have to give you a point for this

because you've been doing all the sports and Cincinnati curses. Is Joe Burrow dead? The Bengals just made a trade for a quarterback. Aaron Rogers. Not Aaron Rogers. Joe Flacco. Yes. No, no, no, no, no.

They traded. He's available because the Browns benched him. No. The Browns got Joe Flacco, who was a Baltimore Raven for his whole career he's like 80 years old the browns who haven't been able to successfully run the quarterback position at all other than Baker Mayfield had like

a good year or two and now he's killing it down in Tampa now Baker Mayfield's killing it for like 30 years benched their quarterback and the Bengals just traded a fifth round pick for him they get a sixth rounder back but we gave a fifth rounder for Joe Flacco who just

got benched in Cleveland by the Browns because he wasn't good enough for Cleveland who aren't even I've looking him You know what's funny. You said he was like 80 years old, right? It's like 42 or something, isn't he? He was born in 85. I don't think any of us can say that... It's like a thousand years old.

For a quarterback, that makes him a thousand years old. For sure, for sure, for sure. I just want to point out. All right, so Joe Flacco, a man who's basically the same age as us almost, but looks like a grandfather, is probably starting for the Bengals this coming weekend, is what you're saying, because Browning can't throw less than three interceptions. per game. By the time this airs, I wonder if he'll be playing or not still. I'm going to call it right now. Joe Flacco is leading us to the playoffs. Getting bench in Cleveland was exactly

the wake-up call he needed. He's going to remember to take his medicine in the morning and he's going to show up in Cincinnati bright-eyed and ready to kick some ass. And if he can throw one interception or less per game, he's definitely an improvement over where we are right now. So, I mean, if it's any consolation, I think we do have a chance to get to playoffs, and this is me actually talking about sports a little bit, which is shocking, I know you guys. Isn't it just because the Ravens and Browns are also doing so unbelievably terribly? Oh, they stink. Our division is stinky, stinky so far this year.

Yeah, so there's a real good shot. It's possible. This is either going to be the most dead-on, ridiculously hot, hot take, or I'm going to look like an idiot. But either way, it'll be funny in the future. You in the future, look it up. Maybe I'm right. Maybe the Bengals are two and seven. I have a passage, and I actually have to say this passage is a little disturbing for people at home.

Ooh. But this is true. Absolutely true. A first-hand account of a real-life curse. I could not speak. I became unconscious. I could not open my mouth because then I smelled something terrible. I heard my daughter snoring in a terrible way, very abnormal.

When crossing to my daughter's bed, I collapsed and fell. I was there until 9 o'clock in the morning of Friday the next day. Until a friend of mine came and knocked at my door, I was surprised to see that my trousers were red, had some stains like honey. I saw some starchy mess on my body, my arms had some wounds. I didn't really know how I got these wounds. I opened the door, I wanted to speak. My breath would not come out. My daughter was already dead.

I went into my daughter's bed thinking that she was sleeping. I slept till it was 4.30 in the afternoon on Friday that same day. Then I managed to go over to my neighbor's houses. They were all dead. I decided to leave because most of my family was in WUM. That's the name of the city. I'm probably not pronouncing it right. I got my motorcycle.

A friend whose father had died left with me for WOM. As I rode through Nios, I didn't see any sign of any living thing. When I got to WOM, I was unable to walk. even to talk. My body was completely weak. This is a real quote. This is not story. This is something that actually happened. The survivor's name is Joseph Nekwain from Saboom.

And he described what happened after a CO2 eruption from the local lake of this city. So what that means is occasionally there are pockets of gas beneath earth, much like the coal fire. There are pockets of gas beneath the earth. They're not just always natural gas. There can be natural occurrences of carbon dioxide accumulating at certain places. And when it gets to a point where it has so much buoyancy that it might push through the soil, go up through a lake or go out through any kind of outcropping, because CO2 is heavier than oxygen, it will create a blanket of just carbon dioxide flowing through the landscape. It will asphyxiate almost anything there because they just, there is no oxygen. This happens a lot in caves too.

So cave explorers need to be very careful. And if they bring fire, they can tell because they'll have a torch and they dip it just below the cave, completely invisible, torch will go out immediately just because there's no oxygen there because of the layer of carbon dioxide is so thick. This is something that actually happened. But once again, if you bring it back to a time when science cannot explain it, there are probably times in history where an entire town just wiped out everyone dead for no apparent reason CO2 bubble explosion real life curse what year was this in this happened in uh 1986 is when

this event occurred so this was uh fairly recent the uh they called a limnick eruption at lake neos in northwestern cameroon it killed whoa it killed 1,746 people and 3,500 livestock. Amazingly, even anyone survived. How the hell did Joseph survive? I mean, it's stunning. I mean, it's probably just because the way his house was shaped

in one way or another. It just kept a little oxygen in the building. And then that's it. Yeah. Any more curses, Bob? The Hope Diamond is cursed. You guys know that one?

That's a classic. I've heard of the Hope Diamond. I don't know about the curse. previous owners have met with bankruptcy, gone insane, and some of them also were brutally killed. King Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette once owned this diamond. They were famously executed during the French Revolution. It just sits in the Smithsonian. I've seen it in person in the Smithsonian. It sits in the rare gemstone collection or whatever at the Natural History Museum, I think. So the Smithsonian's going to die? You know what? If it's in the Smithsonian,

Does that mean that our country owns it? I might explain some stuff. Who owns the Smithsonian Institution? Because they are currently the owners. What's it worth? What's the value of the Hope Diamond? $200 to $350 million. All right.

Forget movie theaters. I think what we need to do is acquire the Hope Diamond. I've heard that large diamonds are very profitable. What's works? Oh. Another depressing one. I want to show you guys a picture. Right.

Okay. You want a picture? All you listeners, I'm going to describe it. You're going to describe before them. You got this, guys. Okay. Oh, only, wait. It appears to be a building, possibly a church or a barn.

Church or a barn. Yeah. In the middle of a bunch of trees that appear to be completely dead. It looks like maybe fire came through. Not fire. One of the trees is curved over in a complete arch. Yeah, not ash. Yeah.

The trees are deformed. sagging. It looks like a cursed wood, right? Sure. Yeah. Like just a wrong landscape like in World Warcraft. Looks like a lot of the bark is even peeled off of them. Yeah. So you go into this zone and you're like, oh, this is the bad place. No grass, no vegetation. There's like leaves in the background, but nothing in the immediate vicinity has any life to it, it looks like. Yeah. So, Bob, you were partially correct by this. This was caused by an eruption, but it wasn't the, actual eruption itself. There's a place called Mammoth Mountain, right? It's a dormant volcano in the Sierra Nevada region of California and is underlaid by shallow ducitic dome that releases

cold and dry CO2 rich gases through fumarol vents and fractures located in the flanks of the mountains. So there was a portion where this picture was taken that a vent opened up higher up in the dorm of volcano and just created a constant river flow of this toxic gas. And so that's why you see living trees just beyond the picture, because it was literally a narrow channel of gas flowed out of this for probably a long time. I don't know how much, how long it was, but the gases came out at about 1,200 tons of gas per day that we're flowing down this mountain to cover an area of 100 hectares. How much is a hectare?

It's a heckin lot of acres. So if you ever want to, if you ever want to know curses, like whether you're like curses or magic or curses like the earth objecting to you living in a space, I feel like is the ultimate manifestation of a curse. And I don't know if anyone died in this. It wasn't a town that was here. There's like a couple buildings. But on that picture, it's funny.

like the paint is stripped from some of the stain of the, or the wood is either stained or like paint is stripped, something has happened to that building. And those trees, the way they're just limped out, it's really freaky. Weird. Yeah, that is a cursed location.

I don't think it's still going through that area. It probably stopped, but could happen at any moment. And the term was a hector? A hector is a, yeah, it's some unit of... It's 10 airs. It's metric. It's, Larger than an acre, a similar type of unit of measure of area.

It's the metric of an acre. Okay, I see. Okay. And so that means like in the rest of the world, when they watch Looney Tunes, it was Acme Hector's but of Acme Acres. Any more curses or should I wrap this bad boy up? Did you guys see, I guess before you answer, Do you guys see Busby Stoop

chair? No, what is this? This was a guy who was getting executed And the story differs as to What exactly happened Either he was drunk and in his chair And just cursing Or on the way to his execution He put a curse on the chair

He was executed in This was in, let me see, what was it In the early 1700s, I think And for some reason after he was executed In this chair, other people That weren't meant to be executed Sat in it for whatever reason including like an entire group of airmen

never returning from a mission other like weird fatal accidents I don't know the chair at one point was hung in a museum so nobody could sit in I don't know where it's at now maybe it's still hanging somewhere but anyone who sat in this chair after Busby's execution Thomas Busby

Buseby how are you pronounce it they died after he cursed this chair Bob you got one more honestly I didn't have any other ones that I really liked this is not a curse but Cincinnati Musical call is haunted. It's kind of a curse. It's said that there are like ghostly figures that you could see and also things will just sort of move

themselves around. It's a beautiful old building. It's a very cool building. It was renovated. Oh, like a decade ago, but it's still very historic and cool and supposed to be haunted. That's kind of like a curse. Kind of like a curse. Hauntings and curses are related. I got a legit curse. Beware, beware, beware the curse. stone of Carlisle. I have arrived in the Scottish borders on a clear morning to see if I can bring an end to the accursedness, which by all

accounts has been going on for far too long. The prologue was almost five centuries ago when in 1525 the Archbishop of Glasgow. Glasgow. Editors, pronounce it correctly. Weren't we in Glasgow? Gavin Dunbar

brought a whopping 1,069, Nice word curse on the river people who were pillaging the district. I curse their head and all the hairs of their head. I curse their face, their brain, their mouth, their nose, their tongue, their teeth. May the thunder and lightning which rained down upon Sodom and Gomorrah rain down upon them. This led to widespread destruction in the area. And then it slept for hundreds of years until it, In 2001, as part of a millennium celebration, the council asked a person named Gordon Young, a local artist and descendant of Reaver, descendant of the cursed people from the original to carve a new set of curses, 383 words of the original curse onto a stone and place it as an art installation in the town. Since then, it was placed in a gloomy underpass between Carlisle Castle and the Tully House

museum and then if you believe Carlisle fell victim to curse once more there has been a cacophony of misfortune foot and mouth disease floods fire at Rathbone's bakery job losses at Cavana Cavagan and Gray which makes

Coleslaw for Marx and Spencer's and the footballing relegation of Carlisle United so they hired a witch finder the witch finder general the witch finder general I didn't know that was a job oh his name's Jim Toodle the

finder general, uh, who represents the castle ward where the stone sits. He demanded the destruction of the stone or its removal from the city in a council motion that was debated, uh, the night, last night, whenever this was written in 2005, uh, in order to establish scale, uh, since the millennium product, there have been several disasters, reaching biblical proportions, yada, yada, yada, yada. But now, I think the stone is still there because they couldn't decide whether if destroying it would bring about more curses or Or fix it. I'm afraid of it, says Stephen, a local boy.

Just look at it. It's evil. Why take the chance? The main issue in this town is not the ancient curse. It's a future of Carlisle United and traffic gridlock. Anyway, it's still there, I think. Why did they do that? I don't know, man, tempting curses, you know.

That's no, it's not good. I guess they were like, this is a cool part of history. Let's like display it. Let's tempt fate. Uh-huh, yeah. I think whenever, yeah, definitely inscribing these horrible curses onto a stone and then placing in the middle of your town by the person who was originally descended from the cursed people. Yeah, I think that would carry the curse on, yeah. That kind of seems like they did it to themselves. Yeah.

Well, uh, let me wrap it there. That was, there was a lot. We found a lot of curses there. Uh, let me go through the points here. Bob, I'll start with you. You got a point for super giant good. reading podcast Mark said that you had a lot of knowledge about reading so you got a point via Mark there you got a writing mower

Megabonk Edge blow Edge and blow Oh yeah Edge and blow Yeah yeah The Lost Dutchman's Gold Mines

Cincinnati curse The Andretti curse You got a point for Flacco coming to Cincinnati because it happened right after you mentioned Cincinnati sports being cursed The Hope Diamond

was right-ish about the eruption in Mark's tale. Oh, sure. Mark kept saying you were right about things, so I had to give you points when Mark said you were right. Fair. And then I gave you half a point for the haunting of the Cincinnati Music. Cincinnati Music Hall, is that what it was? Because it was a haunting that occurs.

So I give you half a point. Mark, you got points for being the best reader. Reading, because I think you brought it up. Can't pass, but want to pass. 80s 2. Dead man's hand. Villa Neva Lots of poker hands

You named a lot of different poker hands And I was trying to keep up With the different amounts of poker hands I couldn't keep up with the aces over jacks And the aates and aces And the all blacks And you lost me a little bit You had the past callback

Joseph Nemean Whatever's name was C-O-2 eruption Pennsylvania Coal fire Earth is cursed Because it made me laugh When you said Earth is cursed And I was like

Earth is Curth It's kind of a, I made myself laugh with what you said, so you got a point. So who's what was in your head? I'll take it, you know? I'll take it. Why can't I make you laugh at yourself about my stuff? You made me sad with the Cincinnati curse. Be glad I didn't take away, boys.

You brought Joe Flacco here. Cursing Stone of Carlisle and Mammoth Mountain Gas Flow. However, you did lose one point mark for insulting my love of blueprints. That's fair. Uh, right now that brings the total Bob. 12 and a half points, 13 for Mark, 13 and 12 and a half. So, very close game. Mm-hmm.

I have one point. Well done, man. Wheel time? Wheel time. How many spins will there be? It looks like it's going to be three. Oh, no. All right.

Okay, three-pointer. What do we add in, Wade? Let's do one point to the most cursed, which can be left to interpretation, most cursed contribution, or whoever is the most cursed. like Bob with bad luck or you know some real life events just one point to the most cursed feels like it's pretty heavily in my corner on that one but uh spin number one unless it's house troubles because i've been pretty cursed with that all right first spin

drop the most items did anybody drop anything i don't think i did it's usually me i don't remember hearing anything cling or seeing anything drop no i wasn't like fidgeting with anything today Free spin? Yeah, re-spin. Spin number one again. Mentioned their significant other the most. Literally, I think only Mark... No, that was last episode, because Mark came up with the last episode.

Did any of us mention our significant others? Oh. In the episode? No. I don't think so. So I should shout out Molly for helping me get this episode, because she, I was talking about, like, hauntings and different things to talk about, which led me down the rabbit hole that led me here.

Well, that's not going to get you any points. No, no, I don't want points for it, but I do want to... All right, spin number one again. That's going to be a lot of spins today. Yeah. Oh. The best comeback. Joe Flacco has a pretty good comeback,

because he's going to come to Cincinnati and lead us to the Super Bowl. You know what, Bob? Sure, I'll give that one to you. All right. Hey. But if you're wrong, and we reconnoissemed. I lose that point retroactively. Yeah, okay.

Yeah, if we reconvene, Mark gets a point retroactively as long as one of us remembers. Fair enough. Spin number two, somehow. Oh, man. We're all in our normal location. All right. Respin two again. Spin number two, which is actually spin number five.

It's pretty niche. Yeah, so of them are. We don't always skip. Mark lost most points. Yeah, he did lose points, didn't he? Okay, so right now it's 14 to 13 and a half. Half points of Bob would make this a tie. Wouldn't that be fun?

Spin number three, which is actually spin number six or seven. Oh, most angry. Bob might have been the most angry. I was worked up about something. I don't remember Mark being worked up, but you were. Oh, you were both angry about football. That's what it was. Is Bob the most angry at this?

I wasn't angry at all, so I guess technically he would be more angry than me. I mean, if you, all right, if you can see that, yeah, sure. It's the only thing that I could say because bringing up the football, you both were like, yeah. I think even after my story about the lake that killed so many people, we were like, I'm still pissed about that. So I think, yeah. God damn Joe Flacco. He might be great. Ah, I think he's going to be great.

God damn Joe Flacko. Man, we had really concise amounts of spins there. Bob, you eeked out the victory. However, my title of this episode was just curses, so there's nothing weird going on. You win, Bob. Almost get him. Almost got. They had me in the first half. A winner speech. This one, this one turned out pretty good. When you said curses originally, I was like, oh no, but then I realized there's lots of sports curses. And I know some of those. We got to witness a curse. curse manifesting in real life, in real time. As we were sitting here recording, the news came out that once again the Bengals have done something that doesn't make any sense and is not going to help us win football games more than likely. So hooray, we're cursed, but I win, so I did it. Go me.

I'm not cursed. Unless this win puts a curse on you for winning after bringing Flacco to the bank. I didn't bring Blacko to the Bengals. I feel like it happened right. There's no way the talks were happening and the trade was being worked on behind the scenes. It all came to fruition in the 30 seconds after you mentioned Cincinnati sports. Ah, that must be. Mark, loser speech.

Curse from the start. I'm my own worst enemy, but that also got me a point, so I guess it wouldn't have mattered either way. Frankly, just showing up was my downfall. I blame everybody but myself, and I can't wait to go with my new nickname to do this. things with that nickname you know what that's fair maybe you cursed yourself by saying unfair in the intro i did yeah yeah that makes sense well uh if you guys haven't already go follow these guys mark at markiplier or soon to be known as fiery markipliery or whatever you come up with tall mark bob at my skirm or me at minion seven seven or lord million seven seven we have or we had or we will

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