Distractible - The Oxford 3000

Episode Date: October 20, 2025

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Good evening, gentle listener or watcher. And welcome to distractible. Say it Edisoppy. Bandaged Bob asks about first aid, then invents an inverted spelling bee. Whistful Wade gets cut up of Vaseline, grows new nipples, says Molly, then spouts abject bollocks.

Married Mark finally ties the knot. Well done. Grumps over gorse and questions. Wade's word savvy. from being whelmed to hotter and colder. It's time for the Oxford 3,000. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

Hello and welcome back to the world's most average podcast. Man, that's down way to start. I feel better about us than that. Let's be honest. We're not the best, but we're pretty good. We're better than average. We can be the most above average.

Oh. Someone's got to be number one most above average. That's definitely where we would fall. We are the most above average. Least outstanding? No, that doesn't sound good. Least underwhelming podcast. Most in standing.

That's good. Oh. You can guarantee at least a solid whelm from an episode of this show. and this show is called Distractable if you've never seen it before I'm hosting today because I won the last episode and my two friends who are here with me are going to be competing to see who gets to host the next one

I'm going to give out points the points are calculated very scientifically and not at all a bunch of random bullshit there's also wheel spins there's a coin situation which I'm sure will play a big part in today's episode or we'll forget about completely but anyway now that you understand the rules

and all their explicit and wonderful details Let's say hello to Mark and Wade Today's competitors Mark you go first Okay hello my name is Mark of the YouTube channel Markiplier Yes That Markiplier

The merch is sold out It's all gone again So don't even bother looking You were too late If you're just listening to this and you don't get to the end of the episode You always tune out beforehand There was merch, it's gone now So sorry about that

You gotta really want that stuff You gotta be there You don't even have to get there on time You have to already be there if you want merch. Yeah, pretty much. That's the way this works. Yep, pretty much. And also, Wade is here.

It means nothing that you're second Wade. You're just as important. I wasn't reading into it until you said that. And I'm thinking about it a little bit. I'm Wade. And Friends from that hit YouTube channel Mark a flyer. You may have heard of it. I don't think I've used the and friends moniker in ages.

I think that you're being beautiful. Thank you. I mean, you did it, but it wasn't really a thing that I felt like, you ascribed. It's everyone else. No, yeah, it was the PACS panel people that called it the Mark and Friends. The very first panel was just

you and me, and it was called Mark and Friends. It was just two of us, and they were like, hey, you count as more than one friend. That has to be a compliment. The friend's so nice, you friend did twice. You remember one of the packs as Bob

where you and I were both there? It wasn't our first time doing a panel. It was like our second or third time at least on a panel with Mark, and we went to go on stage and, you know, Mark walked through. And then the two guys, like, immediately out of nowhere, just stepped and stopped you and I. And they were like, yeah, we don't allow camera crew on stage. And we're like, we're on the panel. Did that happen? I don't remember that.

Yeah, it did. Oh, damn. And the enforcers were like, these guys are not following him to the stage. And we were like, we're the and friends of the panel. That was a while ago now, but that was pretty funny. And I didn't notice. Yeah, Mark is on stage. Just like, hey, hey, what's up everybody?

We're standing off stage, talking to enforcers. Like, Mark, help. Mark, tell him. Next thing you know, you two are tossed out into a puddle. Oh, man. These guys tried to get out stage with Markiplier. Had to ban them for life. Yeah, ban them from life, more like.

Oh, Bob, you want to go to Johnny Rockets again? I want to go to Johnny Rockets. I'm not been in a long time. What did we go to Johnny Rockets? Wasn't that at the hotel in Omaha When we were putting together the show Johnny Rockets? No, that's a little diner You mean Tulsa? Tulsa

Omaha, Tulsa The only Johnny Rockets I remember going to Was actually Indianapolis When did Popcon No, that's a hard rock We were at a hard rock hotel No, but remember we ate breakfast every day At like the diner

And then we ate lunch At Country Music Stars Roadhouse You're talking about me So I probably wasn't awake for breakfast No, you were there It was like Billy Bob Thornton's Roadhouse something like that

I remember the country place. I remember that one. Anyway, it wasn't Johnny Rockets. I know that. It just reminded me of Johnny Rockets, I guess. Because it's a diner. Yeah, lots of funny stuff has happened. Good episode.

I do have an episode planned out for today, but like I always do, for no real reason, I guess. How are you doing? You guys got Small Talk? How you been? How's it going? I do. I do. And if I don't talk about, people are going to explode.

Oh. I got a little bit. I think Wade should go first. Oh. Oh, no, no, no. You know, on that note, Mark, go ahead. How could I possibly? No, get it out, Mark.

You're practically bursting at the seams. Yeah, so if you guys have been noticing this ring on my finger, who many people have justified the most egregiously random reasons why I would have a ring on this particular finger. I'm married now, so I'm a husband. What'd you say like that? I'm married. No. I look, that's just the way I talk, man.

Two, I believe her name is Amy. I'm pretty sure. God, I hope. That's right. So I got to talk about the funny thing about this. Because, you know, I haven't been keeping this hidden at all. I gesticulate with my hand. So it's like, I've been wearing it.

And probably people are confused because I was confused as to why only the girl gets an engagement ring. So I said, Amy, that's not very fair. So she got me this soon after I proposed. And then the first time in a video that we both or a picture that we were both accidentally had this was a total accident. But it happened on the same exact day, right? Some people thought it was planned. Like this is very niche. Very few people I noticed, but it was like it was there.

And it happened exact same day within like an hour of each other. It was not intentional. It was not like a, ooh, we're so secretive. It was not a sneak peek. We both just happened to mess up on the same day. And it's not even really that big of a mess up. It's just like, oh, well, there it is. You know, instead of like casually, you know.

But, anyway, so, yep, that's official. But I'm not going to talk about the details of the wedding here because I'm going to save that because I'm going to do a video with Amy to talk about that. Selfish. Oh, yeah, that content's going to be, oh, I'm going to be milking this. I'm going to be milking this for a long time. No, yeah, I do enjoy the theories that we're being. floated around what people immediately there were some people who were like he's got a ring is that

his left hand which hand is that is this picture reversed wait a minute which finger oh this AI look at his hands they're all fucked all of the theories and all of the stuff it was very fun good job internet but uh yes it is true i mean i posted it on instagram if people were still like i don't know i think there's just an anniversary post yeah that's a very cool anniversary party there clearly yet. Yes, very true, very true. Yeah. And they caught the anniversary cake together.

Oh, I gotta also say there's been one post that my mom made of me coming home when one of my aunts was there and they were talking to me in Korean. And that post on her Instagram went crazy, like over two million likes. It was like more, at that time, it was more likes on any Instagram post than I had ever made on my Instagram account. And I finally beat it. Finally, out did that one on my mom's Instagram. Yes!

I got more engagement. Yes. Yeah, so I've got it. I feel secure in my social media game now, finally. At least I don't know. That was a long time ago that it had over too many. It might actually be over there right now. Don't look.

Just take the win. I don't know how you search for popularity on Instagram. Just take the win. Don't even look. You're right. I'm just going to... I just assume, yeah, don't. Everybody go find mama players post.

Give it more lights. Yeah, someone on distractible subreddit will burst to my bubble for me. I'm sure. Anyway, that's it. Also, today when we're recording this is when Windows 10 died. That's not good. Too bad. Wait, is that actually true?

Is it time for that? End of support. Yeah, it happened. I'm pretty sure my other computer I use for everything else is Windows 10 still. It exploded. Ooh, F's in the chat. You're saying the next time I turn it on, it's just going to melt into a ball of of lava? Probably, yeah. I would assume so. I hope so, actually. That'd be kind of cool

for, not you, but for everyone else. I'll make sure I film it and send it to you so you can enjoy it. That's all for me. Wade, what monumental things do you have going on in your life? I was at a wedding recently, and I have so much to talk about it. You know, everyone is shocked that you didn't leak it. You know, everyone's like, I can't believe Wade didn't leak this. Well, this time I actually knew about it, asshole. Last time I leaked something was a joke because I didn't know it was a thing. Ah, I see, I see. No, there was a post on Twitter by, like, Excerto or whatever the fuck, one of those things, and it was like,

Mark must have a pretty good circle of people around him for no one to have leaked this information. I was thinking to myself, I could have had the post leaking all the information. It could have been me. It could have been you, yeah. The amount of likes I could have generated. But yeah, no, no one leaked it. It was pretty cool. No, no one did. No one did.

Despite some people's best efforts, not intentional, but some people... It's tough. It's not because you want to share the secret, but like, someone was asking you like, hey, you're going to be streaming this week? It's like, no, I'm busy. Because, like, you just start to answer. It's like, wait, lie. You don't have to lie.

That's the thing. It's not. What are going on? Nothing, but I'm doing stuff. I'm going to sit at home alone in the dark. Lights off. TV off. Phone off.

What's going on this Thursday? Oh, nothing. Mark's not in town Shit Every week I mark my weeks By when he's in town And not in town

But no I was glad no one leaked it For me I've got a nice little bandit on my neck From going to the dermatologist And they decided to cut me up a little bit Falling apart man Yeah funny mole Well so it was actually me who requested

They shave it off Because it's in a spot Right at the base of my neck Like where my hairline ends And every time I shave my head Or get my head shaved It gets nicked by the razor and just bleeds and it hurts and it's so annoying. I was like, I am really tired of dealing with this.

As someone who has to shave their head, pretty much weakly at the very least, really, really tired of dealing with that. So I had them remove it, and now I get Vaseline Band-Aid on neck for two weeks. And it is not a pleasant place to keep bandage, because apparently the neck is a part that connects your head to your torso. And when you want to look different directions, you don't just use your eyes, you turn your head, and then you have a fucking bandage tugging at you. You could just use your eyes.

We could train ourselves to only use our eyes and never turn our head. Probably. And then if you want to turn, you've got to turn your whole body. Even faster if you do both at the same time. Good evening. I don't feel limited at all. I thought I had something else to add about it. I can't remember at the top of my head.

Is it itchy? No, not really. Whenever I shower, it like stings a little bit, then I feel like my neck movement's a little constrained because it feels irritated. But I've done a good job of keeping it clean. Molly's helped me keep it the Vaseline and Bandit. on because I cannot, for the life of me, see that.

It's like in the one spot, I cannot see unless I, like, held a mirror, but you need both hands to do bandage things, so she's had to help me, and it's a little scary having someone just, like, put stuff into your wound, but she's done a good job, hasn't hurt me. Why is that scary? You think she's going to hurt you? I've just never had someone really do that before, where they've been like, hey, I've got this wound. Can you put your fingers in it for me?

Like, never had a nurse help you with something? I guess, wait, no, you have, you've had surgery. Yeah, but whatever they did. I was unconscious for them coming out of it I was able to do self-care you were just healed by the time you woke up or well no but like they didn't come home with me and heal me I never had to stay in a hospital it's always been outpatient stuff here's the other thought okay in my brain the the part they cut off wasn't that big right so I was thinking like one of those little round band-aids would probably fit perfectly on it it wouldn't cover all that much space so I'd have more movement and it

wouldn't be as like likely to fall off it's the opposite the bigger band-aids have stayed on the smaller ones have been the ones that are like, you slightly twitched. Bye. And it's like, why is, why? My brain told me small for small, less to be tugging, but big for small. Big for, I guess more sticky. Do we got to explain surface area to you, man? Yeah, would you like an explanation of how that works or?

No, I get there's more sticky with the big, but there's also more area for tuggy. I don't even think that's it. No, I have, I have a theory. I have a theory. Okay. On a small band-aid, a larger proportion of the total area of the bandage is sticky. The part that is adhesed directly to your skin doesn't have any give, right? The only part that really stretches is the middle part that's not stuck to anything.

A bigger bandage has more part that is not stuck directly onto your skin and only stretches however much your skin moves. It has a center part that gives you a lot more elasticity in the bandage. So it's not even about how sticky it is. It's about how it moves with you when you move. That's my theory, because I've experienced that same thing. I have two things to retort. Adhased, great word. I find that very fun word.

Number two, why don't they make a bandage that is not a gauze pad, but it's like a layer, a curved dome of gelatin, right? It's like whatever the neosporan has made it, but a harder version of it. So that when you put it there, I always feel like gauze, that doesn't seem like a good wound thing. Every time I've ripped off a bandaid, especially when I had burned my hands and I was ripping off the gauze, it just ripped skin every time because the cause would heal into the skin as it was healing. And I think that happens to every bandit. I know it's sterile and technically, I don't know.

It just seems like if you just made a gelatin little dome of the healing liquid, then wouldn't that be better? Would it? Am I crazy? I have a theory about this. Use adhesed As a person who's ignorant of all parts of this Including the mechanics of how Band-Aids work and any medical knowledge whatsoever Don't you want air flow? Like I know you want it to be covered and sterile

But don't you also basically want the ability for evaporation And if you put a gel on a wound That traps in any like liquids or blood that could be drawn out and then like either dried up or like evaporated off so that it keeps the wound from getting like gunky and staying wet. Isn't that kind of how that works? Yeah, I don't know if there's a certain point at which you need to have a wound breathe or it can be entirely submerged because when I was healing my hands, I had a huge tub of bassetracin. So every day, multiple times a day I would rip off my bandages and I would take a big handful of a blorp all over my wounds.

hurt like hell because I would rip off the skin every time but over time the under layer of the skin was what it was growing I think the ripping off of the top layer and then applying that and then bandaging the constant cycling

made sure that there wasn't scarred because I barely have any scars from burning my hands as bad as I did it is crazy how that healed because your hands were fucked they were fucked so I barely have any scars because of that cycle

now I don't know if that's the breathing or because it was more gooped than usual. I have a feeling. Here's an experiment. Wade, we're going to cut off your hand. We'll cut off both hands. We need a control. You need one, you need both hands. You need one and the other. Yeah. Your left head, we're going to tie a bucket of goop to. And you'll keep that in the goop bucket. It's not Resident Evil, dude. You can't just goop my hands. The other one, we're going to put a blow dryer on. We're going to dry that bad boy out. It won't just grow back. Yeah. Well, you know, they might. It won't.

we know until we try. So I don't think my hand will adhise to my wrist if it's completely severed. No, we'll adhes your hand. We'll implant your hand and your abdomen to keep it viable while we're doing the stump experiments. You'll have two hands

where your nipples are. Imagine having grabby nipples. You could do so much stuff. If you're perky and you know it, clap your hands. We'll put them on your butt cheeks so that when you're twerking, you can just clap, clap, clap. Okay, I'm not saying it'll grow back, but you have heard stories of people like that good... Okay, I don't know. This is gonna sound weird. Putting a pig bladder.

Just the... Some guy cut his finger off or something. He put pig bladder on... It grew back. Okay, I just heard that story for the first time now, so go on... No, I'm not... I'm not lying. Wait, pig bladder finger grow back. Pig bladder. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh. Okay, there's a some... It's not just pure pig bladder. It was derived from pig bladder. But I'm I'm thinking it'll be the same. Those are some pictures. Oh, man, Mark, why'd you make me Google that?

I did not Google, nor will I. Don't. Okay, so it's like listeners and viewers. Don't. So while they're looking at that, another note, it helped to turn my head slightly to the right and then apply the bandage because then whenever my head's looking straight,

there's a little bit more of a gap and some play, but then I can also move a little bit more back and forth without just immediately tugging the super tight bandage. So, uh, all right, I got it. We're going to cut off your left hand, stick it in a bucket of pig bladder. We're going to cut off your right hand. We're going to stick it in a bucket of pig liver, and we're going to see which one grows back. A lot twist, neither.

Whoa, we've talked about this before. Holy shit, I looked up pig bladder finger grow back. There's a post on the distractible subreddit four years ago. Oh, man. Biomedical engineering PhD here, which was my degree. So, do you think you're better than me? Yeah, because they actually got it. and I wasn't even going to get a PhD, so

please don't chop off your finger and rub pig bladder powder on it. It won't grow back. But we're not chopping up the finger, we're chopping off way to hands. The fact that I have zero recollection of this conversation and it's so horrific and apparently there's evidence of us having

discussed it is wild to me. May four years ago. I know you never remember anything. I think Mark and I are actually on the same footing as you with this one. of no recollection of that whatsoever and that's definitely a thing it seems like you might remember like we have the games and the gimmick for the podcast which is really cool and makes everything kind of unique but the end of the day like we're just friends hanging out and I don't know if you

guys are I'm at the point now or if I meet up with anybody who I've not seen in a minute we are at the age where we tell the same fucking stories every time we see each other like oh remember that basketball game in 08 it's like next time I see him a year from now we'll talk about that same exact game make the same comments laugh and then like quietly like mm-hmm now what do we talk about we've relived our three memories well i usually try and talk about newer stuff but i do i do have stories i circle back to all i've got well you got to make new stories man that's why i've got so many new stories got to keep living l-iv-in man i don't know what that spells living i learned whole word language. I don't know what you just said. I had to think about it longer than I

like to admit. Somehow that's the second time we've talked about pig bladder finger regrowth. So that's kind of impressive. Four years later, guys, 2029. We'll circle back. But, but, but I'm thinking this will work this time. Well, I hope your neck heals up wonderfully. Thank you. The only other thing I had to add was Molly and I are getting older. We accidentally wore the exact same shirt yesterday, which was like a red hot chili pepper shirt. Just coincidentally we both got dressed. We do that all the time. There's like once every two weeks we'll wear the exact same shirt.

And another less fun thing. Last week we both fell downstairs. I don't know why. I was walking down our staircase and for some reason I was just like the last step no longer exists and I went to skip it and just bam right into a wall and was like, that

sucks. Why did I do that? I knew that step was there. A few nice. Bob, were you in the call whenever I got the text for me? Yeah. I We were playing Battlefield because that has recently come out and you got a very scary text that was like really ominous and concerning. Yeah, we were getting ready to jump into a game and I looked at my phone and it just said, help. And I was like, what? And then I fell in garage and I was like, okay. So I was like, guys, I'll be right back and I flew up the stairs, walked outside.

I feel bad describing what I saw, but it's really funny. It's a bad start that you're laughing. I'm just going to say that. It's a bad start that you're already laughing. Yeah. So I opened the garage door and, you know, it wasn't funny in the moment, but like in hindsight, it's a funny image because she turned out okay. I opened the garage door and Molly is just sprawled out on the garage floor laying on top of a bag of garbage like it's a pillow. And in the moment I was like, oh God, is she like conscious? Is she okay? Did she break a lay? Like what happened? Did she fall and like slam into the car? Then hit the grass. So I'm like checking on her asking her questions. Like before I help her up, I'm like, hey, does anything like can you feel everything? Like, you know, I'm not a doctor, but I was trying to make sure I wasn't going to to like hurt her back or her leg or whatever else and she's like i think i'm okay so i helped their stand up and she was all right knowing that she's okay i wish to god had gotten a picture of her laying on that garbage bag but in the moment i wasn't going to be the guy who's like

hang on babe got to get this for pasta for the doctors just so they know how you land like you know i couldn't do that but i've been making fun of her for cuddling a bag of garbage but uh thankfully she's okay bruised her knee bruised her foot but we both just forgot how stairs work this past week and we both like to wear the same clothes. We're both getting older and apparently in marriage has turned us into like the same person. I am so glad that none of us are the type of internet people that have to document everything. I do give thanks for that regularly because I don't have the instinct to do that. If something's happening, I don't pull out my phone. I just go, huh, wow, look at that. Whoa. Hindsight I thought about it. In the moment it was like,

evaluate, make sure she's okay. Do I need an ambulance? Yeah, blah, blah, blah. But afterwards, I was like, man. I go too far the other direction because there are definitely times where I'm like, oh, I wish I'd taken a picture while we were all together. Oh, well.

Yeah, that's true. Guess I'll never have pictures of anything. I won't remember this. She was full yomcha pose on a bag of garbage and I don't have a picture and it's just so sad to me in hindsight. Ah, that's great.

That's great. Yeah, see, for me, that's not one of the things. It's more like, oh, our whole family was together for my birthday. And I never thought to take a single picture.

If Mandy fell, I would not, after the fact, be like, gosh, should have snapped a picture. Should have videoed the whole thing. That would have been great. Then we could relive it. I'm a terrible person in hindsight. I don't know what people, is it just an instinct to do that? Or is it just like attention seeking? I don't know what the deal is with that, because it makes no sense to me.

It's habit. I'm sure it's had. There's tons of people that just like, okay, my mom. It's pretty aggressive with it. Very, very on top of the whole documenting. uploading everything. We came over for that like in-person chicken and dumplings day recording. I remember like I just walked in the door and she was there with a camera. I was like, hey, how are you? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. If you accidentally ate baby carrots while

you were visiting and suddenly needed to be rushed to the hospital, do you think she would record that or do you think she would like get you in the car, get you to the hospital and not that would skip her mind? I'm not asking for a judgment. I'm just curious because like it wouldn't occur to me, but I don't take any pictures of anything ever, which is... I think it would, she would not film as I was in distress, but as soon as we get in that hospital and I'm either sitting in a chair or in a bed, and I'm not dying, I think she would bust out the phone, and she has. What if it wasn't you? What if it was like a neighbor? Wait, a neighbor was choking? Yeah, if a neighbor, would she, would like the motherly instinct

kick in or would the filming kick in? Because if you, it makes sense. Like, you're her kid, right? But like, if it's a stranger, because there's, I'm not saying for her, okay, I have, I I'm saying her specifically in this scenario, but a lot of, like, videos you see of, like, a car wreck or someone wrecking their bike, people immediately, they don't go to help. They're like, oh, my God. And, like, you're totally right. Yeah. I don't know.

Not like a car wreck, though. It's just your mom in the yard. And the neighbor is clearly, like, falling off the roof. And she's just like, oh, my God. And the guy's like, hey, hey, kick you. I don't think I could walk. Can you help? She's like, I think he broke his legs.

Do you turn more this way? The lighting, perfect. I think she'd probably help. Go viral at all costs. It's not even that. See, there's like a different culture in some countries for recording things. Like, I don't know if this is all Korea. This is definitely my family in Korea.

They document everything. That's where my mom gets it, right? They're always taking video. They're always taking photos. Even of sad scenarios. So it was like, my grandma pretty much on her deathbed. They got video of that. Whereas, like, probably a lot of people wouldn't think to record it.

You know, it's not for sure. But it wasn't for posting on the internet. it's to show the people that weren't there to make them feel like they were in the room and at first my American instinct was like oh no this is sad but then I was like I was really appreciative that there was them in the room

filming her last moments like she didn't obviously pass on right there in the video but it was like you know pretty pretty close to it so it was one of those things where I was like okay I understand that instinct but the majority of people nowadays are filming to upload on the internet

that's our small talk good episode I have a game when you guys want to play a game Mark and Wayne Today we're going to be playing a game I like to call the Oxford 3,000 What is that?

Oxford 3,000 is a list of 3,000 words that Oxford Learners Dictionary has put together that are the 3,000 most important words that a person needs to know

in order to be fluent in a language. And this is the Oxford 3,000 of American English. I sent the link in the chat. You can both pop open the list. It is 3,000 American English words sorted alphabetically. And we're going to be playing a game that revolves around these 3,000 words. So this is one 3,000 words sentence horror story? Kind of, but no.

Wade, you're going to be going first. I'm going to take turns sending you each a word. and then at the end of the round you're going to get to pick whatever words you want if you think there are words that might be easier for you to earn points with

and you are going to have I'm going to send one of you a word and then you're going to have to follow the rules I give you to try and get your competitor slash teammate to guess what word it is so you have the whole list

you can look at the list as much as you want but you have to the round one is going to be you have to say it backwards so I'm going to send you the word you have to say it backwards and then the other person has to guess what word and you get points if you successfully get them to guess the word.

The guessers don't earn points. You earn points when you're the one who is trying to get the other person to guess. So you kind of have to play along and work together. But it should be funny, right? This will be fun. I'm ready. You guys love words. Is it just you use it in a sentence, but that word is reversed?

You can try and do that. I sort of imagine this as just you have to try and figure out a way to say the word back. that will lead the person down the path. Do you want them to get the word or not? I just want to watch. You want them to get the word. You earn a point if you successfully get the other person to guess what word you're trying to get.

The rules are you can't say the word except backwards, and I would like you to start by just trying to say the word backwards, but if that is not enough, you can do like Mark said, you can try and put it into a sentence or something. I want the word to succeed. Also, if you can't get it, you can't get it. So just say the word backwards. That's all you want for me right now.

If you can. Um, mummonim. Muminum. Muminum. Muminum. Muminum. Mim. Minim. Nice.

Am I allowed to tell him, yes? Yeah, no, yeah. Once he actually gets it, yes, that's fine. Good work. I will say I tried to, like, ramp the difficulty. So I'm hoping this goes from easier to harder. Oh, we're going to be experts at this. But we all know how good I am at that.

So, Mark, I've sent you your first word. Eel Ray. Eel Ray? Eil Ray. Yarlie? Yarlie? You know, you have to pick from actual words. Eil ray.

Eil ray. Yarlie. Yeah, you got him. Let's say you get three games. So don't waste them, but you couldn't have more than one. Work it out. Sound it out. Sound it out. Okay, here's my brain. Eel Ray. Honestly, I think Mark did a really good job on this one. I'm just going to. Ray, R-A-Y, or Eel-R-R-A-Y. Or maybe it just needs to be a time. The Ray is kidding me. Ray is R-A-Y, right?

Let's just say Ray is not always spelled R-A-Y. How about that? I'll give you that. Early? Oh! Should I say if it is, I sure, should I not react until the judge? No, no, you could react. If he's right, that's, we know what word, we know words. I trust you guys to know words.

I couldn't get Ray out of my head as being R-A-Y, but I was like, ah, R-A-E would also be Ray, and then you have Earl, but I was like, no, L-Y, eel. I guess it kind of would be, it'd be Yol or eel. Yeah. All right, wait, I sent you, uh, sent you your next word. I'm sorry Mark what do you mean why why are you sorry? One more time Tekepsa

Tekepsa Tekeepsa Tekeepsa Tekepsa You sure Yeah So Marinating

Tekepsa Tekepsa Tekepsa Apepsa A Pach C. Cepsa.

Cepsa. Aspect. Kep. Kepsa. Aspect? Yes. Oh. How did that get there?

Peksa. I was thinking it was like U.T at the end. So I was like, okay. All right. Pah. But like a makes it sound like it starts with an H. So I can't really do Kep's a. So it's like, how do I get you to the A?

All right, okay, all right, okay. I really didn't anticipate. I thought saying them backwards would be kind of like, like how it's funny. But what Wade said sounded like a word, and then Mark was like, as peri, Mark saying the actual word forward sounded like the backwards.

Anyway, Mark, I said you your second word. Man, I like my, I like giving the word backwards more than the thinking. Elpa. Elpa. Elpa. Elpa. Apple? You guys are so much better at this than I thought you would be.

God damn. Don't worry, man. We're great at it. See, I can visualize the letters in my head and then flip them around. I've got a unique advantage of this. Wait, I say you, your third word. What the fuck? I got this.

I don't. You got it, buddy. I believe in you. Pizdenier. Pizdenier. Pizdenirf? Pizdenirf? Pizdenerf? Pizdenerf? Pizdenerf? Pizdenerf? Which one is it? Both? What do you mean? Pizdenirf? Fierneerf. Fear ned. Fear ned? Fierne. Pizden. Fierf. Feeeeerf. Freed, Friden. Gordon, Freeden. Pizden Nierf. Pizden Nierf. Pizden Nierf. Pizdenerf. Airf.

Okay, airf. Pizdenerf. Phizdenerf. Frein. Pis dead. Fray ned. Fray Ned. Fri ned.

Piz. Fri ned zip. Frein Ed zip. Frein Ed zip. Fuck. Piston air? That's crazy. Oh, fuck.

Fray... What the fuck? You're right there, man. You're right there. Oh, am I? No, Mark, I actually am considering whether I'm going to count that or not. It's crazy how he just... No, no, he's got...

I got it. This is the game. He does it that way. I say the first thing that he throws out is what I have to work with. There's no other. No, I think he was going to give you credit. for actually getting it right. Ray? Is it a pH? Or a Pizdenerf? Fresnal? Frenel? Fri... Piz... Piz deerf. Zip. Okay. Piz den, ned zip. Piz den, ned zip. What was the last one? Piz denerf. Pizden nerve. Fiz den, ned zip, pis den nerve. No, do it, do it.

I believe it you. Pis-den-er-friend-ship. Friendship! Friendship! Friendship! PIS-D-E-R-F! Dude, I swear to you, the third fucking thing you said. Pizz-D-E-R-F?

How'd you get A-F? Friend. E-I-R, man. E-I-R. You don't have to produce! No, stop. I don't know. Do whatever you want, man.

Literally, Mark, like one of your earliest guesses. Like, your third guest was friend-ed-ship. Did we say it? Did I say it? You literally went, friend-n-ship. Friend-n-sick. Oh, fuck. That was so good.

It was crazy hearing you say, friend-ed-ship. Yeah. Oh, man. Oh, fuck. I can't believe you got there, but you did it, man. That was beautiful. Look at that word backwards, man. Look at that word backwards.

I'm trying. I was on pH. I think that was my issue. Yeah, I really tried to get the, eh, the piz, didn't you? Yeah, sure you did, man. I tried to get the pit. I'm sure everyone at home was like, are you so obvious?

It's photography. You idiot? You loser. I'm not saying I gave you like a perfect throw, but you literally. said the word like your third guess, frenedged ship, and I was like, bam, he's got it.

I'm sure it will be as wild as this one. You've got this, guys. Tenevni. Tenevni. What? I did it better. That was a better one. Okay, do it better again?

I don't know if I can. Tnevni. That's as good as it gets, man. Tenevni. Yeah. Ev. Evny N-v-N-V-N-V-N-V-N-N-V-N-N-F-N-N-F-N-N-N-Evny

No, not thun-Evny, Tenevney Thun-N-Evny No, T-N-Evney. Not for. T-N-Evney. T-H-N-N-N-E. I'm doing it very intentionally. Tenevney.

It ends like a T-H? No! I mean maybe, I can't say Tunevni Very intentional T'i sound Tenevni You're so focused on that You gotta get the other part of the word, man

Go somewhere else Okay, okay En, N, N, env Invent Invent He got there! See, invent You got the Tenevni Invent

You know the The accent's on the t'n invent. Invent. You know. Invent ta. The te? I was like, okay, either there's an H before or after the T. How do you pronounce TN?

Tenevne. Tenevne. Tenevne. You do. To get the connection, it's like you're, what did you do for friendship? Pizdenier. Piss denier. All right.

Wade, one more. Oh, shit. Shit. It's not that bad. It's not that bad. Calm down. Hello, we name. Why does he get the hard ones? Why do I have to get the hard ones? Eli Huename.

He has had two syllables for every one of these. I get Eli Huaname. Eli, one name. I'll give it to you, Mark. It's a two-syllable word forward. It's clearly for Eli Huaname. Marijuana. I wish.

I will say, wait, I think you're throwing Mark under the bus a little bit with that. Eli, Eli, one name. Eli, name. What? Eli, who? What? Elio. To some Chinese words get snuck into the top 3,000 American English.

Dixen area that I didn't know about it. Eliu. Name. Are you sure? Eliu. Name. Elaiu. You're adding silver.

to this, man. That's only the second half of it. I just can't not phlegm. Eliu Name. Where's the Huago? It's gone. What the fuck? Why is it there in the first place? Because I'm trying my best. And my best isn't very

good. Try less hard. Eliu. Elio name. Name. Okay. Name. Name. Name. Name. Emmanuel. Manuel. Uh, no. You're in the

ballpark, but no. It's a two-syllable. I know why he's doing it, but I think Wade is adding adding bits to this that are making it complicated. Eliu Wally. Wally. Wally. Lalaou naeem. Naim. Naim. Naeem. Naim. That's more a syllables. Nime. Nime. Miannali. Nime? Nime.

Nime. Nime. Nime? What do you want for me? I'm going to say, Wade has failed this one. Well, before I say what the word is, Mark, can I give you what I would do and see what you think of it? Yeah, sure. Lyle name.

What? Lyle name. One more time. Nile, Maine. No, wait. God, this is so hard. So hard. Lyle name.

This is so hard. Thanks for acknowledging that. Name. M. Lyle. That's... Elahue name. Shut up.

Fuck you. I got it. One more time. Lyle name. Laiu name Manuel. Manual. Oh.

Liyu name. What? That's what it is. Lyle name at the Hall of Justice. Hall of Justice what vile name at the Hall of Justice there's no way there's no way that's meanwhile meanwhile all right how would you say meanwhile how would you say meanwhile genius meanwhile manual is close literally when you were sounding it out you were all wild name meanwhile oh fuck you're right

It's real... So I was... The difference between Bobnive, I pronounced the E. E. L. Ah, yeah. Okay. All right. Okay.

I see now. I get it. All right. Fine. That was just throwing him off, I think. But I had to let him know it was there. No, it doesn't matter if it's there. Well, where'd the hua come from when you started that way?

There was a hua in there. I couldn't do HW, so I was doing W.H. Your first one was like, E-Lihuanem. Eli Huahnum. Mark, you wanted a longer one, so here you go. Oh, no, no, no. Yes, yes, yes. Senku.

Senku? Senk. Sengue. You know, Mark Rice is a good point. How do you pronounce dip thongs backwards? Who knows? I love dip thongs. Seng K.

Oh no. Okay, I had to look at what a diphthong was. If that helps you, then you're a genius. Sound formed by the combination of two vowels in a single syllable. Yep, that's the thing. Kau. Kau. Kau. Kau. Kew. Kew. Seng Kau.

Kew. You, eachness. I'm getting the you from. Seng Kew. What the fuck do you mean we're getting to you? Where are you getting the fucking you from? It's clearly senkai. Sincuuu.

Sinkau. Kew. Kew. Koo. Yeah, is that how you pronounce a you? Ooh. O, Ackness. Oh, Agnes.

So, Sen. You get so quiet. I can't hear the last part. Sen. Okay. Well, you know what I'm saying, so I don't know what your problem is. Sengkiu. Senka-o-s-k-you.

Sanku! Just start saying it the other... You were working on it. Sincu. Sanku. Sanku. E-u-e-u-k-n-k-n-w-----------------------. Can you think of a word, Wade?

Any word. You-you. Ooh, Ougn, Ookniz. Where did you? I'm giving you such a good clue. Send Kew. I do feel like Vark is pretty, pretty on it for this one. Yeah, you do every time, man.

I got to say, wait, when you were working on just getting it, saying it forward and trying stuff, there were water two in there. Getting pretty close. Owick, Uwick, Uwick, Uwick, quick, quickness. I have to cue you, the, witness. Witness, do you know any of the ballparkness. I want to discount that. I want to discount that.

Come on. Come on. Come on. Do you know any words that sound kind of like that or anything in the ballpark? Wokeness. No! Oh, walkness, wakness, wickness, wickness. What, fuck you, man, you've...

What you do, me? Q! Where you're getting walk? Wick, wick, wick, wick, wickness. Do you know what you said? Witness, witness, witness. He doesn't know what he said. I don't know what he said.

You're saying, you're saying the word. the word. You're saying it! All right, well, Mark definitely gets the point for weakness, which is apparently a thing that Wade has when it comes to... Weakness. You are weak. You have a weakness.

Where does the oo come from? Q. Weak. There wasn't an oo saying Kew. Kew. I got stuck on the ooh. You did what Mark did the one time except so much better. You were literally like, weakness.

Wick-wickness Wick-wookness W-W-ness instead of weakness Give them a huge one I got it, give them a big one I was stuck with the O's I couldn't get off the O's I got four syllables, come on, hit me

I'm closing a list, I don't need a list of words I don't need him Uh, uh, Revere Who Revere It doesn't It doesn't have to be Fast, man, you can...

Famous historian, Hoo-hoo, Revere. Ah, I remember when he was riding his horse through town. The British are... Ingok. Ing-Mock. The British were Ing-Mock. All right, one more time. Hit me. Revere-Hua.

It changes every time. That doesn't help me, man. Revere-Hua. Revere-Hua. You can change it? Rever-e-Hua. It's he changed. He changed. He changed it. He changed it. Of course it is. It depends which, uh, which accent you prefer. What do you mean, it depends.

That was completely different pronunciations. Alright, pick one. Revere. Whoa. Revere, hua. Not whoa. Owa. Owa.

Owa. What did you, what was your first try? Oru. River. Uh-wa river. Okay, one more time. Revere, Hua, or Ua? Hoa.

That was two different things. He just said two different things right there. Revere, hua, revere, hua, hua, hua, hoa, owa, okay, revere, that was it a fucking word, what are you talking about, oh, oh, what is it? If you didn't say it like a ghost. When you're the one in the chair, it does not sound like it. Oh, wa, revere, awa, what the fuck, where does that? Okay, I'm saying, hua. Hoa?

Yes, that's what I'm saying. Hoa, Owa. So you should say the opposite of hoa. Hawa? Owa. I am. Okay. What do you mean?

That is? You go hoa and Owa. You're doing great. You're doing great. Oh my God, the eye roll. Revere, Huah. Hoa Owa, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, play in reverse. Editors, I'm saying the same thing.

Hoa, hoa, hoa, hoa, hoa, hoa, hoa, hoa, hoa, it's the same word. No, no, no, no, no, no. Rivier, revere, revere. It's, it's two palindromes. Inside the same word, it's river, river, river, river, river, river. Oh, whoa, river. Oh, whoa, river. That's not a word.

I know many words. This is not a word. O'o river. He's still like Johnny Proffus. Oh, war river. Oh, river. Say the first part faster. Oh, well.

But I'll all in one thing all in one go just say the first part faster Oh my river Oh river oh river oh river oh river Oh river Oh river Oh river Lose the first uh Why

Wa river What river Uh huh Where wherever It's wherever Is that it? How did it? Howwa

Who? There's no uh Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh Why did you go ho

All right, all right, all right. This is getting hated. Wait, did I have Wade go first on that one? I went first overall. So that means Mark does need to do one more where he's... Oh, shit, I got it. Just give him the point. Give me the biggest one.

You want the biggest one? No, no, no. Yeah, give me the biggest one. I got you, Mark. Enjoy. What the... Oh, no. I will say this was on a part of my thing,

a separate list I made called... Ha ha, what imagine, though. Okay, this might be, it's so specific, I think you're going to win. Zygolokis. Oh, wait. Oh, fuck, wait. I can't change it. Zicholox.

Zyglox. Zygolox. Zygolox. Zygolox. Why are you like Fritz Dracula, dude? That's what it is. Zygolorgis. Zygolochist.

Lach isp. Sorry. Forget that. Ziegolochis. Zigal lochis. Zigal lochis. Zigal lochis. Zigalochis.

Sigolochis. Sigolachis. Close enough. That could get you there. Now just reverse it. Zigal lochis. Sigelokis. You're just saying it backwards, so you need to, you need to reverse it, Wade.

the one who flips it. Sickleogus. Sickalogus. I think you got it. I'll take the point. Sigo locus. Think about it. Work on it.

Sickologis. Sicko. Sigiloges. Sick. Sig. Come on, man. Significant. Sigelokkais.

Segalokais. Zicochis. Psychologais. Logic? Psychological? Psycho-k-o-kies. Come on. Come on. Come on. Si. S-s-i-s-s-i-sci. Psychologist?

Yes. Oh, my God. It's psychologist. I read, I, I don't know why I read it with a P initially. I realized that that was very wrong, but yeah. I just don't know why you sounded like French Dracula. Seahologists. I don't know why you would question it. I was getting into character.

So, so that, that backwards is hard, right? Backwards is hard. So I'm going to give you more opportunity to communicate. We're just going to do one word each for one final round. I call this one hotter or colder. I'm going to give you a word. Wade's going to go first. I'm going to give you a word.

Mark, you have to pick a starting word and then you have to guess another word. And Wade has to tell you if that, That second word is hotter or colder, and then you just continue on and on until eventually the hotness draws you to the correct word. Okay, all right, I'm ready. All right. All right, Wade, do you have your word? I don't sound it out.

I don't sound it out. Don't say the word, nothing, which starts with Mark. Pick a one word, and then pick a second word, and Wade just gives you hotter or colder, and you keep guessing, and Wade keeps telling you hotter or colder. Banana, bicycle, colder. I already like this I'm just gonna enjoy go ahead

pineapple colder plutonium colder uh tree warmer okay what did I say before

banana tree oh it always from the first word oh no that's all I was doing it if it's colder right then it's like oh don't go that way

so I'm assuming if he tells you colder it's like okay back to banana yeah that's what I was doing all right banana's my north star so banana is your basis banana tree Tree. Tree. So now like tree is home base. And now let's let's find a direction. Dirt. What? Dirt. Colder. Leaves. Colder. Tried. Colder. Tree. Colder. Terror. Warmer? Banana tree. Banana tree. Terror. Terror. Tumor. Colder. Kolder. Look warmer. What the fuck does that mean? Banana, tree, terror, trauma.

Trauma, okay. I think we're playing this two very different ways. You can't talk about how you're playing it. Tarantula. Warmer. Banana, tree, terror, trauma, tarantula. Tantalizing. Colder.

Tactical. Colder. Television. Colder. Oh. Phobia. Colder. Fuck.

Warmer? Yeah. All right. Banana tree, terror, trauma, tarantula, fuck. Uh, uh, emotion. Colder. Relationship. Colder.

Oh, man. Okay. Friend. Colder? Oh, man. This is so hard. You guys definitely are approaching this in two very different ways. Okay.

All right. Okay. All right. Okay. Yeah. All right. All right. Car.

Cold. Boat. Colder. He just likes boats, don't worry too much into that He was just trying to see if he can say yes to boat Trunk, colder apart Colder Lock, colder

Oh my God, all right, I'm going back I'm going back All right, xylophone Colber Appalachia Oh, I think you have to say warmer, yeah All right Appalachia

Whoa Geez, what even was it? Banana tree, terror, trauma, tarantula, fuck, Appalachia. The fuck is throwing me. Avalanche. Colder. Anniversary.

Colder. Mountain. Colder? Geography. Colder. Coulder. Your mark's gonna be so mad. Haunted.

Holder. Colder. Was it warmer or colder? That tune? You'll find it in those 3,000 words. Contemporary. No, colder. Dangerous.

Former? I will say, Wade is, I think, Mark, you're approaching it from the size and similarity of the actual words. I think Wade is building on the themes. Yeah. I think Wade is thinking about the actual meaning of the words. So, like, Appalachia, dangerous. That's what I said whenever I thought we were playing this very differently. Volcano?

Colder. You know, Appalachian banana trauma. Yeah, Mark, just think about how we got here. Banana, tree, trauma, tarantula, fuck, Appalachia, Mountain. Injury? Danger. Sorry, what? Injury over danger.

I'm going to say colder. I don't know. that one that's tough one crisis older extreme colder enemy warmer man I'm having a tough one with this ball I'm getting there it is supposed to be hard just danger to enemy right to enemy was a little warmer all right battle colder wrestling oh warmer okay grappling colder colder colder colder colder colding colder I guess Tustle! Warmer?

Man. Engagement. Older. War. Colder. How does fuck plan all this? The beast with two backs. Warmer?

Not what that is, but warmer? Animal. Warmer. Buffalo. Colder? Mountain Line. Warmer. I get one word, right?

It's one word. Okay. Bear. That's it! It's bear! Oh! Early on you start with bees and I was like, man, I like the letter B, but... Oh, I see the pat.

Where does fuck play? I guess you see a bear, you go, fuck! Well, also, bears kind of fuck, whereas tarantulas didn't, so I was like, well, no, transless do fuck, they fuck. Pretty much everything fucks. I don't know how they work. They actually come out of their holes to fuck. It's crazy.

Man, that was a journey. Yeah, so what did we actually do there? Because you were going like sound, I noticed that you were like, okay, these words sound similar, and I was like, yeah, I was going for sound syllables, stuff like that. And you were started off on the bees. I decided earlier I was like banana's a living thing Maybe we can just stick with living things and Okay once we were on the same page

Maybe we should go with that like it should be just the meaning Because I believe that would have been quicker If it had been more meaning based We were like three words in before I realized You were going with sound and I was like fuck I've already gone down the path of It was too late for me to change strategies at that point I'm willing to I'm willing to try one for you

I'll do it I bet be quicker And I'll do it based on meaning Watch me be so much worse still Now that I sent it that feels mean. Is that too hard? We'll try. Okay. Okay. I've got to come up with two words.

Yeah, find a starting word and then start guessing. First word will be spoon. Second word will be people. Warmer. Person. Warmer. Profession. Neutral. Colder. Email? Colder. Location?

Colder. Uh, parent? Colder. Mammal? Technically colder, but, you know. Just out of it. We're not. These aren't proper nouns. I'm not going to start guessing specific people, right?

I don't know if we can answer that. Okay. Um, relative? Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, no. For way, guessing, colder, adult, warmer, couple? Colder. Person, adult. Food, people, person, adult.

Man, warmer. Woman? Colder. Father? Cooler. People person, adult, man. Beard Warmer

Mustache Warmer Uh Hair Hairdew Colder Just No

I think yeah Okay beard mustache Hair follicle Colder Shave Colder

Pube Huber I'm maybe to lead you astray with one of these I thought you're on a different path But I was like Sideburn

Here let me retroactively Let me back you up a step Let's go back a few Okay, I thought you were on a path that you weren't. Back up, back to me. Man. People, person, adult, man. Okay.

Penis. Knowing where you're trying to go. I'm going to say colder. Okay. I don't even know where I'm trying to go. I'm just trying to hone in on something here. Man, you were so, it was like a laser coming right for it at first. And then, man.

Muscle? Warmer If it helps you Colder if it doesn't You know where I'm trying to go I don't Strength Oh swarmer

Huffness Warmer Grit Warmer Oh I said it never there for this Um Gigga Chad

Warmer On fire Warm warm warm Oh fuck What's the word for it Oh no Alpha. Warmer.

That word that's higher than alpha. Sigma. Oh, red hot. Uh, asshole. Oh, I'm burning. You're burning up. Service of the sun. Thick?

Warmer. Big head. Warmer, you're burning up. A douche. Oh, so close. Doosh bag. Warm. Oh my God, you're just burning.

I can't keep getting warmer at this point without you. Oh, you've got this, buddy! What do all those things describe? Oh, boy! Oh! Oh, yeah! Yeah! Man, oh man. Oh, I was trying to avoid the proper nouns.

I know, I know, I realized that, but you were just like, duh! Person, people, person, oh shit, female! I was like, oh, you gotta get's male next to, male! Oh, okay. Okay, when you said cold to there, I was like, okay, it probably in a male-female thing. I just kind of, I should have done the opposite, but I was like,

eh, maybe it's just not that path. All right, gentlemen. That was the score of shaking. Oh, there's so many scores. Mark, you earn points for, I believe her name is Amy, beat your mom on social media, pig bladder fingers,

we're getting older, early, Apple, Invent, weakness, psychologist, and Mark. Wade, you're in points for and friends, pity point, didn't leak about Mark's wedding,

Lumpy neck Laughing at Molly falling down Minimum Yeah minimum aspect Friendship wherever and bear Leaving the current scores at Mark with 10 and Wade with 9 I love it

Wheel wheel How many points How many wheel spins are we doing Oh wheel that we have spun Oh let me guess Three Oh three All right

Three wheel spins Oh you know what I didn't think about What I'm going to add to the mystical wheel points um best word used like adhesed adhesed was a great word

best word used there we go we got three spins coming up spin number one I swear to God if it's fucking sudden death or whatever I'm gonna I'm I am so there did you lose points oh I thought it was almost tabs open I thought I was going to swear he was going to love

He was like, Tom's Hardware Did you lose a point for that? Nobody lost any points. I'm so sorry, Mark. I am so there. It looked like it was most unrelated tabs open. Uh, yeah, all right. Said fuck the most.

I said fuck. I said fuck. Yeah, that might not be me. I got the fuck word. Um, I said it, yeah. All right. Mark gets the first bonus point for saying fuck the most. Alright.

Yeah. Least points. That's me. Well, that'd be Wade. Damn it. Uh, back down by one. Here comes the tie. We don't have to do that.

Don't call it a backcum. I won't. I would never call anything that, except backcum. Um... No! No! No! A double?

Oh! Are we doing repeat? Oh, you didn't remove it? It's just not so unlike. We have landed. Wade got like, what did Wade get three in the row of the same one? Half point, I think. Yeah.

Yeah, we have done repeats. That's true. It's on the wheel, man. Yeah, it's fine. Mark gets two fuck points, and Wade gets one point for being the loser, and remains the loser. Mark wins with a score of 12 to 10. Good thing you swear so much, Mark.

Thank you. I know. Would you like to give us a fucking winner speech? What a fucking day. My fucking vocabulary is fucking enormous, just like the rest of me. Except my height. Fuck that, and I hate that fucking son of a bitch up there that made me short. But I fucking won. So I'll fucking take it.

Wade, would you like to give us a non-fucking loser speech? You know, this was a lot of fun, actually. I liked saying things backwards more than I like trying to think what Mark was trying to say backwards. We're all a good time. That's a fun game, and it's a hell of a brain teaser, because both games, you have to think about how you want to play it, whether you pronounce every letter. You just try to say it in the way backwards with like, okay, if I flip it, I can say it immediately get it, or if you pronounce each letter so they know the letters. That's the way I was going. I was pronouncing each letter like, okay, he knows it ends in an E because I have E lehue, but while you don't pronounce the E. You just have to think we approach it and I think we approach things a little bit differently. Apparently you have to do whatever Mark did.

I like my way next time my way will be the right way Oh yeah Well we could absolutely Play this exact game again With new words But maybe we'll space it out a little bit

It was fun This is fun Anyway no one will be surprised This is another absolute banger From the mind of Mandy That was Mandy's idea And uh As usual

Turned out really fun Thank you boys for playing along Mark you will be hosting The next one Because you are the master of words Master of Words Master of Words IW

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