Distractible - The Pee Covered Episode

Episode Date: September 30, 2025

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this face-to-face episode microscopic mark lords his lady explains internal fermentation, then explores sentience, mortality, muck-bang and guilds. Wide-angled Wade drinks Mr. Iplia has a sartorial scrape

but regales with RPG antics and raid. Biologist Bob Minmaxes admits Pavlovian water sports request one-shots and splashes on skins. From editorial issues to serious sporting injuries.

Ha ha ha ha! It's time for the P-covered episode. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show. Whoa! It's time for distractible. It's time for another episode of where we're in person and we have purposefully placed me not in the center so I don't look tiny. I don't look tiny, right? You look huge, man. Huge. Huge. I am huge. Right?

Hey, what we're saying? As I don't know. You could be supportive. Why can't we be supportive? We can be supportive. I just zoned out. What do you mean you zoned out? How did you zone out? We're sitting five feet away for each other.

Mark just started talking loudly. I could be some food. Jesus Christ. You guys were talking about tech and I zoned. No, we're talking about the podcast. Literally you were like 40%. You can zoom out. It's the hardware of how we make this podcast.

Yeah, I know. And I was bored. You could edit an episode if you had to. I think we should make it way to edit an episode. I think that would be. Remember when you had Tyler edited an episode of, like, you'd be like that these days? Well, it's pretty good. I'm not editing 10 years.

He did fine. It was, the process was funny to watch, but the episode was fine. It turned out good. It turned out of good. Well, then time to dust off the skills in. I'm just saying, there was no skills then. Look, if we were both rendered, incapable, and then Sam, died in a plane crash.

Whoa. I mean, fell asleep forever. Lived in a plane crash. Okay. Sorry, Sam. And then all the other editors also became incapacited. And there was no one except you to make sure that episode gets out on time. Retirement!

Mr. Spotify is calling your landline at home and telling you, we need distractible. The episode has to come out. No, it's a landline. You know how voicemail. We don't have one of those. We're safe. I just assumed you would have a landline.

No lines can have voicemail. It's called an answering machine. It's not a voicemail. Oh, right. You have to have an answering machine where I guess you do still. leave a voicemail, technically, probably. But, like, you get a message on your answering machine. Don't you just have to call your answering machine?

Dude, those were cool. You could call in and you pipe, punch into your secret code. We never had that. But I saw it on Seinfeld. I did that on Seinfeld. That was cool. How old are you guys? I don't remember that.

Literally your age. Yeah, we're about the same. Do you sure Mr. Zone out? Yeah, I might look like Uncle Fester, but I'm in the same age as you. I don't know. He doesn't know tech. You have some boomer tendencies over there. But, you know who doesn't have boomer tendencies?

Our Gen Z audience. Hit him with a zoomer joke. Do you ever just be in Ohio putting off a lot of Riz? And then you drop your phone in the skibbitty toilet? No cap. No, that's not. Well, actually, is that Zoomer? Yeah, I think.

That sort of covers more a broader generation. I feel like lots of people use no cap. Cap or no cap. Look, that was not a good thing for me to set Bob up for. And I like Captain America, so I'm not a fan of that language. What does that mean? No, Cap? Hey, Cap.

No, Cap. Captain America killed people. I don't like Captain America. I'm a fan of that language. No, no, no. He killed Nazis. I love Captain America. He should do more of that.

As you may know, I don't have my notebook. So I can't score anything So we're not going to do any scoring Thank God that we didn't have to host Because I don't have one either I don't have a coin I have my stuff

My normal stuff is like right over there Could get my coin My I think my D20 I think we just need to like Take a step back From the rules of distractible And just chat It's convenient that you're the one hosting

And you want to do that Yeah it is It's not convenient for you winning Really works out I can lose. I'll find a way. Maybe someday you'll want to win, man. Maybe someday. That's the secret.

It's like Wade's Incredible Hulk's secret is he just never wants to win. So when he does win, he's actually really disappointed because he has to host. Sometimes, sometimes I have ideas, about once a year. Yeah. Sometimes I have Mandy's ideas. Yeah. That's actually the secret of distractible. we barely come up with ideas for ourselves.

People keep suggesting that they should be the ones hosting and they're not wrong. Not wrong. The girls should be the ones hosting. I mean, Amy came up with 90% of the video ideas for Unisona's. That was 90% of Amy. Just cranking ideas.

So idea machine really earning the creative producer type. Well, it's really funny. We were hanging out and I forget, one of you guys, I forget, it might have been you. We were just hanging out talking and like someone was, like, God, remember all the really good distractal episodes, like the escape room? And you just

listed all the episodes that were like Mandy's ideas that I took. And she was in there, she was in the conversation, and she was just all, hmm. Those are good episodes. They are. She can quit the Research Foundation, just become

an idea person. That would really be great for this podcast. See, I put effort in and people forget, I do bread, and everyone's like, the canolee episode, a classic. I haven't bought enough fridges to have any more classic episodes of my own. Don't worry. The most perfectest crime is coming, guys.

Oh, yeah. Man, we've seen the technology of a whole assembly line going into making. I've seen the board with the pins and the red yarn linking it all together. Oh, man, it's going to be crazy when that happens. Today? Nope. Not today. So we haven't been together in a while.

Ohio has changed in Ohio News. Skyline now has chicken chili. I'm trying to say about it. Groundbreaking? Taste it exactly the same. Oh, exactly the same. That's what you want, though, I think. There is a new development.

I am allergic to Skyline. Yeah. That's so weird. Do you think it's, because you had said that thing about the yeasty fermentation thing, or do you think it's just an allergy to something specific? Is your yeasty permutations? Yes, my yeasty permutations.

I see, I see. No, what he's, what he's saying, not him. He's talking about it. What he's saying. There's this thing for some people, I don't know how common it is, but where if you have your gut biome, which is bacteria,

if you didn't know, your gut is just basically a whole bunch of bacteria, right? Okay, there's intestines in there. That's not all just bacteria. Okay, it's lying. Your body's just a sack full of juice and bacteria. You know, so people in the summary go, like, I hate when they explain things, I'm an expert. Oh, and mitochondria.

That's where your power comes from. Yeah, yeah, which is basically a bacteria. That's why we spit on our food before we eat it so we can digest it outside the body, then put it in, and the bacteria is like, go where you need to go, little fellas. That's, I don't know what he's talking about. If someone banned this, you extend your proboscis, you vomulate on your food, and then you ingest the pre-digest, pre-digested. Fuck, I shouldn't have tried to say that word.

Fucking predigested. It's not a good one. Anyway, there used to be a theory that you see by shooting rays out of your eyes. Is that why they invented ray tracing? Well, that's a funny thing, because it's the same process. You can tune out. This is going to be technology talk. Don't we see by rays of light going into our eyes, not out?

Oh! That's technology talk right there. Calm down. The eyes, guys. Uh-huh. Oh. I learned that before that, though. Anyway, talk about your ray tracing.

No, I'm talking about the gut, right? The tracing? We'll get to that later. Yeah, yeah. Okay, so rays of your gut. You know, food goes in, bursing the sunshine. Energy, right?

But there's yeast in things, right? So yeast is used, well, certain types of yeast, probably. Is it yeast? I mean, yeast is used for anything that ferments and also in any sort of like, what's it called? Certain types of dough, yeasted doughs. The power of the sun in the palm of my gut.

Remember that Spider-Man movie? I don't remember that Spider-Man movie, but I remember another. one with a similar quote. Yeah, I fancy myself a bit of a scientist. I fancy a scientist once. I'm a fancy scientist. What are you talking about?

Are we slipping universes? It's a suddenly changing Spider-Man quotes. If you think that shit gets unhinged when we're all talking on the delay of internet and we can't physically interact with each other, we've done this before. You know what happens. Yeah.

Gut. Gut. Yeast. Gut. Yeast. Maybe not yeast. If you get a change. in your gut bacterium, you can produce alcohol because it's bacteria that ferments uh, rye. So if we give you skyline... It ferments sugars. Sugar's fermented alcohol. So we give Mark Skyline, then we like put a little like one of those barrel tappers in them. We could just drink alcohol straight out of Mark. Yeah. Get a hose in the top of Mark just

skyline coming in and then get a hose out the belly button. Vodka. I have another hole that's convenient. I don't want to drink. What if we open a brewery and Mark's ass juice? I'm sorry. All right, fine. My belly button.

Okay, whatever. I have a scar below my belly button. Well, she's that. Yeah, tap into that. That'd be great. But that is actually what happens. You ferment sugar into alcohol in your gut and you get drunk because it's already in your gut, so you absorb it right away.

So you're like perpetually drunk because your body just won't stop. producing alcohol. Which has another layer of joy for someone who has a sensitivity to alcohol in your system. Yeah. So when I had Skyline and the secret ingredient, Skyline, and I'm about to be assassinated by Mr. Skyline. But the secret ingredient of Skyline is yeast, right? They use a lot of yeast in their chili, which gives it a certain flavor. And maybe that's fermenting an alcohol in my gut. And I know some biologist is going, no. No! No! No, that's my heart. This is just a theory. Not even, I can't even say it's like a game theory.

A gut theory. We did not put that much effort into the theories. That's a really insulting Matt Pat. Well, it's, Mark had it. Mark thought things. I bet on some idea board for Matt Pat's office, there is a body theory. To MinMax, like working out bigger loads. That's his next adventure.

He's going to start a podcast and write a book about, maxing body. That's just a theory, a sex theory. I'd watch that. What's the theories? It's on Matt Pat's board. How to be good at sex stuff? I don't know.

Today we're going to talk about what you should do with your hands. All right. Are you trying to go in like this during? Should I put my hands in the air like I'm being held up at gunpoint? No. I just wondered how he's going to rope five nice a phrase into it. What was the FNAF 2? It was that cheetah that everyone loved?

Was it Bonnie? There was one that like people like crushed on. Yeah, it wasn't it not the messed up old chika, but the new chika from the second one that everyone got really horny about? Yeah, it's easy to tie into that. How would you have sex with a robot? How would you do it? Program a whole. All the programmers in the pocket.

No! No! No! That's like that it works. You can't program a hole. Not with that attitude. You wouldn't download a hole, would you? Whoa.

No, you upload. Whoa. You know, you wouldn't download a car. Well, you don't know about cars. All right, man. I literally drove here. Yeah. And you're renting.

Anyway, what were we talking about before that? Guts. You're allergic to skyline. Right, I'm allergic to skyline. And it's not a severe allergy. but if I eat Skyline, I get a flush that is similar to when I would drink. It's just like if I had one Shmirnoff ice. Shmere? Is it Shmere?

What is it Smeernav? Is it Shmiernav? It's Shmirnoff. Oh. Okay. I thought I had something to head, but he's right. That was it. It's Shmere enough. Yeah, anyway.

So that's, uh, go. Does that mean it's Schmeik's Hard Lemonade? Oh, yeah. Would it be Mike Sh? Damn it, you're so much smarter than me. Mike Shard. Lemonade, it connects the words together. Mike Schard Lemonade.

It makes you say it like a pirate. Mike Shard Lemonade. Or like a, it's more like a boat, captain, but whatever. Yor-Dard-Dard-Dard-Dard. Don't say that. Darned-Dor. That was, you know what that was, that was Mr. Crabbs? That's what that was.

SpongeBobby boy. We're going to have some Mike. Shired Lemonades. Yarddy-D-D-D-D-D-D. Yeah, I remember that episode, probably. Weird product placements in that show. This episode is brought to you by Uber. You know that feeling when someone shows up for you when you need it most?

Yeah. We all need that sometimes. And Uber knows that. Uber isn't just a ride or a meal delivered. It's showing up no matter what. I think that might be them knocking on the door because they're, you know, Uber's really good about getting on right to where you are. Dude, them or the FBI. I'm not 100% sure.

Yep. When it really matters, whatever it is, you show up. Or there's a will. We're on our way. Uber. On our way. Download the app today. I have a bold proclamation. Okay. I have never had so much pee on my skin as I have in the last several days. What?

Human pee. I know what event you were at, like, a few days ago, and I'm kind of curious what might have been going on. Oh, that's the one. You don't want to know. You don't want to know. No, actually, right on Monday of this week, I think it was kind of an accident, but it ended up happening. On Monday of this week, we've been trying to potty train James for a while, and it started with just like, we'll just let them sit on the potty. We'll try and catch them.

And there are a bunch of strategies that are really. intense. One of the strategies is he just doesn't wear pants or a diaper and whenever he starts peeing or pooping, you just grab him and go and run to the bathroom. Which sounds like the most insane shit

I've ever heard of. But the strategy that we have gone with is set a timer for like, it started at 15, it's at 20 minutes now, you set a timer and you slowly lengthen the timer and every time the timer goes off, James goes to the bathroom. So that it's

like he hopefully doesn't have an opportunity to go in his diaper. You get in there. And if he sits and if he goes, he goes, if he doesn't go, it's fine. It's like, you make it fun and you have like books and you hang out. And he gets rewarded for going and being good. Is this like Pavlov's dog in this when he goes to school one day, like the bell goes off for next period. He's like, oh no, the timer. It might. Okay. We're unsure about the Pavlovian things that we're building into our son. But this is one of the methods that like, it's online. People are like, it works. But I train my kid in one week, but he's been doing really good. He likes it generally, and he does generally what he's supposed to do, but he does not care if his pee is aimed into the toilet. And so

if you're not paying close attention, because like I sit him on there and I get him situated so it's good, but he sits there and he wiggles and he does stuff and he might stand up and sit back down. And by the time he actually does go to the bathroom, a lot of times, you're just staying there and all of a sudden it's just like, psh, and he's like, ah, ooh, ah, get that, aim it down. But he's doing really good. And he's making progress. Got to get potty trained so he can be ready to go to preschool because he's a smart kid and he's going to need more mental stimulation.

He needs to learn. He's pretty much only happy if he's learning shit, which is awesome. But exhausting when it's like, okay, it's 45 minutes till bedtime. I'm exhausted. And James is like, tell me about every animal in the Sahara. And I'm like, God. I only know like five. That's how you did so good on the animal part.

Yeah, no, I literally, the Quetzel Cotas, I know, Quetzel Cots, whatever, that dinosaur. I know so many more animals than I ever did in the rest of my entire life, because James will just be like, tell me about animals. And I'll be like, oh, what about penguins? And he's like, I know about penguins. Keep new ones. God, I don't know. I got to go study. I wasn't ready for the pop quiz.

That's delightful. Just make up animals. That's dangerous. Do you remember shit? That's true. I mean, authors do it all the time. Have you gotten into mythical animals yet? Not so much.

That actually is an interesting thing. He's sort of, developmentally, he's starting to get to the place where he, like, he understands that stories exist in, like, other worlds, kind of. But he really doesn't get that all stories aren't just, like, things that happen in real life all the time. so the crazy like we Mani and I both really like A Nightmare Before Christmas Classic movie

Yeah enjoyable movie Terrifying for him He loves the music If you just play the music He's all This is a terrifying movie But like the visuals of the movie And the characters of the movie

Yeah He is immediately just like Ah We had a thing where we just We showed him like Nandy showed him like the first minute And after stuff started happening on screen At the very opening of the movie

He was like, it's scary, it's scary. And for like a week afterwards, every time he went to bed, we like, do the whole thing. He's all happy. We read books. We put him down. We're like, all, good night, dude. And he's all, I'm scared of Halloween. Oh, God.

And we're like, it's not real. It's okay. It's a movie. Those guys can't hurt you. The timing's bad because Halloween's right around the corner, so that's probably, probably going to work. But, like, stuff he sees in real life that might be scary to other kids, he's actually pretty chill about.

Like, he thinks, we go to, like, Menards and home stores and stuff, and they have those huge witches and things. And when we're at the store, he's like, ha, giant witch. And he thinks it's awesome. But in movies and stuff, like if it's too creepy or like Nightmare Before Christmas is very like stylized. And, but if that existed in real life.

Oh, no, hocus, that would be scary. Because I loved Hocus Pocus, but I was scared of, uh, was it Billy? They got the sealed mouth. Oh, yeah, yeah. He was scary. Yeah. Wait, how old? Uh, James turns three in December.

Oh, so he hasn't achieved consciousness yet. True consciousness I don't know what that means When did you achieve consciousness Oh I don't have any memories Before I was like Actually like three-ish But he's

I have like two memories of being four He's had object permanent Since he was born So I feel like Hardly counts I feel like that's exactly what that is Oh no not true consciousness You got when your first memory

You've got when you realize Your own mortal coil is slowly shrinking And then 25 when your frontal lobe seals up like a trap. It seals up and stops growing or doing anything else. It can drink. It just stops getting any bigger or more interesting. Oh, yeah.

It's leaking. Yeah. You're not going to get any shorter like some people do, but your frontal lobe is going to... I saw your head slightly tilt towards me, man. I saw it like... No, I didn't. You're not getting shorter.

You're in the prime of your life. I might be. Saying the word short doesn't just always mean it's about you. On the bell curve of self-out. actualization I'm on the wrong end of it now okay what does that mean that means I'm slowly losing myself the music the moment you want it you better never let it go oh he said bitch you better never let it go is it though he said I'm not enough I'm not authority on that might be right do you know the Eminem yes I know the Eminem I like the peanut butter ones

sorry I do though peanut butter M&Ms are the superior kind Peanut. I like prefer to fight me. Take that, Ethan. I don't dislike peanut M&Ms. Yeah, anything that kills Ethan. I fucking love that. Man, I love guns. That dude is a win.

We just let guns kill him. What an idiot. One bullet, that's how it would take. Those stupid gun M&M as we couldn't eat on tour. You remember that one show? We walked in the green room. Pied out of M&M's and AK-47 just stacked up on the On the table of the bag

And we were like, get things out of here! Eaton'll never make it! Did you say what's going on in your life yet? Nope. Oh, cool. All right. You're just not participating in this shirt you got there. Oh, thank you. Yeah, it's a distractible shirt.

I had to kill people to get it, but I don't want to make that proclamation. Did? No, it was just sent to me. Oh, that's true. Yeah. The foot? What? No delay.

You guys speak in sequence. One of us speaks at the same time as the other, and so does the other one. And we say the same thing. None of them are riddles or rhymes. Man, you really sounded so at the same time there. I only heard one voice. Yeah, it sounded like just, I was talking. All right, what's going on with your life?

I hurt my foot. Got real infected. It was real scary for like a couple days because I was like, at what point do you go to the doctor for an infection? Like, when you just get like a scraper cut, it's like, it'll heal. You haven't been to a doctor for that? No. I mean, it's getting better, right?

So, like, it looks like I would have already gone to a doctor if it was on my sweat. A couple days ago, it was pretty shady. It was pretty... How did that happen? I got fitted for dress shoes and I wore them. They did not work properly. When you got fitted, did you tell them... It was lulled.

Yeah, well, no, I told them it was like... Actually, it was a little bit loose in the back. I was like, yeah, my foot's kind of like slide down a little bit. They're like, oh, no, no, no, these fit. Just make sure you slide all the way back, then tighten the shoe. And I was like, I've done that correctly. And they were like, oh, the problem is you're wearing these temporary dress socks because they try them on. The real dress socks are thicker.

I'm like, they're really not, but okay. Were you buying a suit at a fancy store where they assumed you were going to have like marino wool dress socks or something? They sold me the dress socks. so they shouldn't well the real dress socks are thicker sell them these fake ones they have the little crappy things that like you try them on with right the little like put these on they're closer to dress socks than your real socks and they're like panty hose or something but they're like oh no you're real dress you're gonna be perfect it'll be great and then like within an hour of wearing the shoes I was like this is unusual I've walked in dress shoes before ow did you slide your feet all the way back before you tighten I sure did my right heel was all bruised up but there was no blister or anything. Left foot was just like fucking die, bitch. And then, man, it felt like it.

But yeah, it got real swollen, real red. No other colors. It wasn't like green or anything. Did I have discharge or pus? Oh, a lot. Yeah, that's concerning. It was like three days of. And you didn't go to the doctor?

Check in on that or even like text. You know, you can like message your doctor. Be like, hey, my foot's really infected and stuff's coming out. I was busy. With what? not telling us what you were doing? I don't know, just busy. It's not interesting.

You wouldn't want to hear about it. It's very busy, though. The thought in my mind was, I might need a doctor, but like, I also don't want to go all the way to a doctor for a little scrape. You could get, you could do it on your, on your phone. You could, I text my doctor all the time. I have my doctor text. He's an older dude.

What? Do you don't have like the app or like my chart or anything? Like, my doctor doesn't text me. No, I'm always been totally down with that for years. I never did. Okay. Well, it's. Yeah.

It's me, guys. You know what? That's on me, because that's technology. And I should know better. That's true. No, but it was a little sketch for a little while. No, that looks bad, dude. I would have definitely, like, at least asked a doctor.

This is almost perfectly healed. You should, two days ago? That does not look great. That looks like it probably felt real bad. I just don't know how a shoe did that to you. Well, it happened. You didn't tie it right. I had to wear them a couple days in a row.

You would forward and tied it. Yeah. It was like an inch back there. Yeah. It was not a good time. But we don't know. Okay, other than that, uh, what did I do? You were busy, so...

I was, probably lots of stuff. Nope, can't think of a thing. What the fuck, man? What the fuck? Do you zone out of your whole life? I'm just doing stuff, but... Do you, do you have that click remote? Do you accidentally keep fast forwarding through bits of stuff?

Sometimes it feels like it. Are you fast forwarding right now, and we wouldn't know it? That would make a lot of sense. This is 100% a moment I would. What the fuck? Damn! I might have just said that. for the bit. I might not have.

All right, fine, then. I guess we'll just circle back to whatever the hell else is going in the world. Fun stuff, right? Only good things, as far as I've heard. I don't listen. I listen like Wade listens to the news. Yeah, there's no real way to address the news, is there? New iPhones game out. How about them's, huh? Yeah. That's pretty fine.

It's not really time for me to get a new one. one. Well, I have a 15, so it's like almost a couple years old, but also it still works perfectly fine. Oh. Oh. Sorry. Go. Whoa. I had a thought, and my thought involved me jerking for some reason. Do you need to get it out? No, I can wait. I was just sort of bantering. It was not very interesting. You can go. It's not that interesting, but it was something I did. You know what? Why don't we just let them go for it? I want to know now. I pre-ordered the switch too, finally. And by pre-order, I I mean, because I'm getting it comboed with the new Pokemon games that are coming out. Oh.

So I'm going to be playing Switch 2 in soon. I don't know when it comes out. I should check the receipt. I think it's October or something. What month is it now? You just scroll the internet and go, oh, Pokemon. Oh, it's worse. I did it in person.

I'm looking for that word I know. How do you even, you went to a GameStop and pre-ordered in person? What is it? 2008? I still have the GameStop card from my door. You have a power-up card? I do, yeah. Oh, man.

Do you pay for your power-up subscription annually? Probably because I've never canceled it. This is great. I love this because not only did you go to a GameStop and buy this, but you didn't pay attention to anything else. Tunnel vision. Big posters on the wall. They're like, Pokemon, coming October. At the time, they told me the date, but it was in an hour.

You didn't listen. Yeah, probably. Man, what do you do at restaurants? I don't retain. You're sitting there looking at the menu and the waiter comes over. like hey welcome to Red Robin you guys want to order your drinks but and you look up and you're like what function did you say to me who is this person why are they talking to us it's getting to the next 10 years I might I'm just so distractible this is where if we had like a midpoint of the show

freeze frame and then we'd come back out of the campus that'd be really good we don't do that though so it's just you're just still here you know other shows do that where they have like sound, this is why we're falling in the charts. Because other shows have like soundbites going into the ads. Even after our vicious attacks on those above us, we're still falling? Yeah. Oh. This is your guy's fault.

I can't believe. I can't believe none of those other shows got canceled after what we threw out there. I know, right? The shame of them. I think that would have pushed them off the internet. I thought Amy Poehler would be running for the hills after what you said. I fear that we may have only given them promotion. Yeah.

And made ourselves look foolish in the process? Yeah. We should talk shit about our show, because then that will give us the same promotion. And we know lots of things about our show. Yeah. I don't. I don't know a lot. Yeah, no, you don't.

You guys have gotten very techie. That's the thing. Like, one of the hosts barely even exists. I think one of the hosts is secretly a cardboard cutout most of the time. Like a partially sentient cardboard cutout that can just say something sometimes, but it has no idea what's really going on. Yeah, exactly. That is such a good idea.

You're not going to remember it. You don't even know what we were just saying. He said something, Wade's probably cardboard cut out. He meant me. He didn't say it like you. Yeah, we definitely met you. It was very obvious. I agree.

It probably would be me. Well, if we're going to have some kind of structure, and then I guess we've got to talk about, I guess, the world. The Maltese Falcon. I don't know. It's from some show, but it came to mind. It's a movie, isn't it? Is it the Maltese Falcon, like an old, like, Humphrey Bogart movie?

Like, where everyone's all. Yeah. I think maybe whose lines anyway referenced it once. It's like an old, isn't he like an old school, like classic American actor, Humphrey Boker? Like before our time, by a while. Like black and white, like, man. I haven't watched me a classic movie. Come on, honey.

Was he the frankly my dear, I don't give a damn guy? Is that someone else? One, I think that's not. The movie experts out there like, no, they're talking again. Yes, no, yeah, no, right? Is that from Cassablanca? No, that's, is that from Casablanca? No, that's not from Casablanca.

He's in Cat. I shouldn't talk about this. I don't know anything about Humphrey Bogart. But I'm pretty sure, frankly, my dear, I just don't give a damn, like, is the wrong quote? But it's what everyone says to, but I don't know what the real one is. Frankly, my dear, I just don't fucking care. Everyone gets the Darth Vader quote wrong, too, the No, I'm Your Father one. People say that one wrong, too, actually.

Yeah, Amy was listening to the episode where you guys shortened famous quotes. I said it was one of the funniest things. Film me. It was really funny. Like, Shilly does. Was that the, I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille? Yeah, that was it. I got to do.

Man, honey, remember when we had good ideas? No. Maybe we should just come up with ways we could improve the podcast. We should just do more part twos and three. So those episodes are bangers. I know, right? Why do we keep coming up with new ideas? Did I love stealing your guys ideas for part twos and threes?

I'm going to keep doing it. I know. All right. We got to brainstorm how we can be better. Oh, is that what we're doing now? No, no. Do you have an idea? Well, I was just going to say, you've,

been in Ohio. You're allergic to skyline. I was thinking we can just talk about Ohio stuff. But I think we've done that before. It's the other thing I just realized. No, no. We've got to be better. I'm so hungry. Yeah. What are those other podcasts doing that we aren't doing? Go to lunch while filming. We should do that. That actually probably

would be much better than I'm so hungry right now. I have not eaten any of there. I wasn't sure if we were going to. Muckbang. Oh, we would be good. Between you and me and you're a pretty good eater, but between you and me, we could have it. We could finish a muck bang. which I'm not sure if they do that or not.

Because on those videos, it always looks like way more food than any of those people could ever eat. But I feel like we could do it. We could win the muck bang. I thought just eating was a muck bang. Is it a certain amount? Well, all the, like, trendy muckbang videos is like,

it's a whole fucking table of food. And then there's like two people, and they're like, muck bang, moo. I'm not 100% sure where the concept of, I mean, mok bang is Korean. And mok is eat and bang is room, I think, actually. Um, so it's like eating room or eat room or something is that I said. Ah, my fucking phone.

Would you like me to do phone things? Yeah, can you look up what the origin of muck bag is? We could transition this to a restaurant. It didn't work, guys. It didn't work. Excuse me, can we have these six tables so we can set up our filming? No, people film that restaurants all the time. Mok Nion is eating? Yeah, I don't want to be that.

Moknion is eating. Mungum. Oh, yeah, I don't know. When a girk is next to it in the end, it becomes mong. And then bang song is broadcast, is what this says. Oh, that would make more sense, yeah. Mokbang. Broadcast filming or eating.

The ones I've seen, because I'm not into muckbang stuff, is way more food than those people eat. They just throw a bunch of it away, like guaranteed. I don't want to do that. I don't want to waste food. But we would eat. I'm just saying we would do it well. But you were going to say something about it.

I was going to say there's multiple types of eating videos. There's challenge videos where people eat a record amount or try to eat a record amount. I need to lose weight, man. I need the opposite. Well, actually, these people are incredibly skinny most of the time. Bastards. Or good for them, I mean. Man, you don't have to always be so mean.

Oh, fuck, I'll get them. We'll get them. Who are they? Let's do an episode where we insult them from being skinny. We're going to skinny shame, you assholes. We're going to show you. All right. But Muckbound is.

as just eating a lot. I don't want to eat a lot. I just want to eat some. You always want to eat a lot. No, I've been cutting back. I've been cutting back. I've been trying to eat less. My window for eating is like noon to 8, no, noon to 10. Interminton fasting.

Kind of, but more so because I get really bad ass to reflux if I eat after like eight or, I want to get to eight eventually. Right now I'm stopping at 10. Non-consensual intermatt and fasting. Intermin fasting? That's the coolest kind. Yeah. Well, it's better for, one, it keeps me from snacking late at night and two, it makes me feel better when I lay down. So it just seemed like the right combo

And it's like if I try to get a lot of eating done in the middle It's like okay, I'll eat lunch, I'll eat dinner And that'd be good for me I think we've officially run out of conversation topics So thank you everybody so much for being a part of this podcast experience Um be sure to follow it or we'll kill you Uh have a good day Podcast out

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