Distractible - The Room Where It Happened

Episode Date: June 17, 2024

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Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show. We gathered here today to commemorate us being here once more. This is a meaningful room for us. Is that an intro? Yeah, why not? Oh, okay. Unless you want to be more formal than usual, but you're meaningful room for us. Is that an intro? Yeah, why not? Oh, okay.

Unless you want to be more formal than usual, but you're always fighting for less formality. That's true. Yeah. Should we? Less formal? Sure. All right.

Do I have to like take my shirt? What is less formal? Here. Rings down. Uh oh. Isn't that bad? That's not your wedding ring, is it? No, this is my oral health ring. Right. Oh yeah, Bob's giving it.

It works so good. It works so perfectly. It's exactly as I envisioned. We just have to not talk when we do it so they can cut out the horrible... Everyone shut up. I think they should get the full scraping ceramic sound experience. I think they should get the full scraping ceramic sound experience. I think they should get the full scraping ceramic sound experience.

I think they should get the full scraping ceramic sound experience. I think that we just got to be talking. That camera's picking it up right? They can see the contraption we're using. Yes they can see there's ice in here that's not clear. That's why this works so good. I want you all to know they wanted a lazy Susan to turn this camera on. There is an ottoman two feet behind that camera on the ground that looks like it sits on wheels that would have worked perfectly. But Mark instead got two plates, four small plates, your saucers, and some ice.

And decided that's how we should make it. Look at that thing, can we just use that? Look at this guy talking shit with his mic aimed at his nipples. That's where my mouth is. That's how big it sounds. Look at this guy. Look at this guy talking shit with his mic aimed at his nipples. That's where my mouth is. It's a big sound, but... Look at this guy. Look at this guy talking shit with his nipple mic.

Dude, if I start lactating, I'm gonna be the first to hear it. What if I got rid of that one? What if we put both of them on here, and then you got a reverse view, and then what's on me just sees the backyard? That's the better camera. Uh-huh. I'm just holding this now, I guess.

The editors are definitely gonna use 95% that camera. And maybe this one, if there's a moment that's worth using. Where the person talking is actually on it. Yeah, whatever. When I hold this, I think of the scene in Star Wars whenever he's like, 3PO, shut down and all the detention levels. Just all the detention backers on the detention levels.

Luke, are you okay? This is too informal. Why is there one bean sprout on the... This is a travesty. This is your episode, and you're the host. It's getting a little off center here. I'm feeling bad about the ice situation. Yeah, if only that could have been foreseen as being a terrible idea. I'm just gonna say this, the ottoman is not a better solution.

I get that you're throwing that out there. Than this? Yeah. How would the ottoman be a better solution? In no way is the ottoman better than what we have. I'm not saying this is good, I'm saying they're both bad solutions spins and has wheels that look it looks like it has wheels You could just ruin roll notoriously smoothly on a smooth surface with a you could take this off Let's do it take that off Get the Ottoman get the Ottoman

This is the episode At this point, I like our system. Get the ottoman, get the ottoman. I'm not getting up. Get the ottoman. This is the episode, because I'm not getting up. Get the ottoman. I stood up once and hit the power button. I'm not doing it again. Get the ottoman. I won't. Get the ottoman.

Are you actually gonna not get up and walk four feet? Oh, 100% I'm not petty. It's your idea. I know. This is not my episode. This is Mark's episode. All right, all right, all right. You're right, it's bad by default. It's Mark's episode. He wanted the ice plates. He gets the whole of your idea. I know. This is not my episode. This is Mark's episode. All right, all right, all right. That's by default.

It's Mark's episode. He wanted the ice plates. He gets the whole of your drinks. Jesus. I rolled them. Whoa, whoa, whoa. There's ceramics. Yay.

Ah! Oh, you're crazy. Oh, you're crazy. How have this turned into such a disaster? We have a spill. It's your idea. None of that was my idea. You said take the tablecloth off.

You said that. Since when are you as dumb as me with following directions? That was the idea. That was the idea. There were no directions. Also, I don't know for sure if the Ottoman has wheels. I just asked if it did. You said it looks like it does. Do you see something looks wheel like underneath it looks wheel like

Ottoman wave Ottomans have legs then therefore it probably does have wheels This was this I know this was Is not the idea this was your idea Welcome to your idea and then you spin it when you want to go to the next person. Uh-huh. Oh God, okay, good. So now that we're here.

It's gonna make you look like you're two feet tall. My face is barely in it. It's my head's in it. All right, and then it turns to Wade. Ew, okay. Hey man, how then it turns to Wade The audio people are gonna be real mad I gotta admit this is a very visual gag it's true Yes, this is incredibly visual. Okay, you guys literally had two plates with melting ice and some sausage like this is a lazy Susan It is technically what a lazy

It's lazy Susan because it's two things with something that reduces friction between them so the top one can rotate. I do wanna add my first suggestion was to find some balls or something to put on the plate instead of ice. I'm sorry, how many balls do you got? You suggested that after we had set the whole thing up. You were in the kitchen working, I didn't know what you were doing. You were like, man, if you had some bouncy balls,

that'd be great. After we were already turning it on the table. Man, how hard is it to get rid of six pieces of ice? It's like eight pieces of ice minimum. Why would we get rid of it? To put balls! How many balls do you have? Give us your bouncy balls that you have.

Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot to bring those over. Then why are you even suggesting it? I thought maybe you had some. This is a house. Do you think from the average house... How many bouncy balls are in the average house there were once children in this house Maybe they had bouncy balls that are preserved somewhere because they're that's not my camera sitting on that thing There were never children in this house We just kill the dog

I think it laid in the way that's totally Oh the camera also fell. Yeah it's fine. You just locked in at a very opportune moment. Yeah, Mark's done a great job of taking great care of your house. Hi mom. I pulled the chicken for you. All right. Chica. Did you like that? You like this episode, Chica?

What are you doing? What are you guys doing? What are you doing? Nothing. Nothing. Okay, time to open something. Okay, sounds good. How do you make dumplings?

That sounds good. We definitely worked up an appetite watching this travesty. And that's the episode. All done, bye. We haven't been in this room for a very long time. For those listening, this would have been before audio was a thing. All silent up to that point. It's like going to movies in the 20s. Yeah, videos, they called them lookies. We did grow up, too. This table used to seem so big when we were little that is hey

I guess I'm So in episode we are going to talk about, I don't know, whatever you guys wanna talk about. I thought we were gonna like reminisce about this. You wanna reminisce? We didn't really explain why we were in this room before, last year. That's just up your nose, Cam.

That's good, now keep going. In this room basically was where we first started doing charity live streams together, and some like group recording sessions If you've been following this channel and this podcast this podcast It's not this channel this podcast and my channel for quite a long time You'll know that we have been doing content for way too long and the time has come for us to announce our retirement What's up? He's come a long way and We think it's better to end on high note before the inevitable crash and burn that is coming.

Jason Kelsey, MatPat, us. I don't think I ever hit a high note. I'll go down the same road. Some, it's we were like a chord, you know? One's on top, one's comfortably in the middle, one's carrying the low end. Would you look at me? I have a very high voice.

I'm definitely not the bottom of this ensemble. They call it the root note. The bottom note is not always the root just because it's the lowest. You can have inversions of chords. What about the root canal? It's actually blocked by the ever given right now, so. Oh, that sucks. Ma!

How long until food? We have 10 minutes. I don't believe you! Stretch this out for 10 more minutes. Ma how long until food I Don't believe you stretch this out for ten more minutes. This is gonna be the weirdest episode ever Just well cuz we gotta eat we're gonna eat on here. Yeah, we're gonna eat on here We're gonna like just like old times. Okay, people love it when we eat on the podcast. Oh, yeah, have we done that? I've done it. Did you remember all those episodes for mark was like? lenses Have we done that? I've done it. Did you remember all those episodes where Mark was like lenses Needing almonds and salami and cheese. I

Guys I got a shout out my boy. I'm right here Tugum 4470 you know who you are actually when I said that I guarantee you there's at least one or two people that went like He's my man my latest hobby Have I told you guys about it? Yes. Render farm? Oh yeah yeah yeah. Render farm? Render farm? My main man, Tog'em 4470? You're the real. You're the real real. You get me the best discounts on possibly good server hardware. I'm sure they're all- Okay, okay. I'm kinda leaving the big ones all in here. I haven't even gotten it yet. I'm sure it's great.

Where are they coming from? Shenzhen China. Well isn't that where all electronics come from? I feel like that's going into possibly prejudiced territory, but keep going. Honestly, there's just like the manufacturing in Shenzhen is like every piece of technology. Where was the place where the the glycine factory was. Medical-grade glycine? Medical-grade glycine. Did you hear about this? Of course not. Oh, no. There was a huge trend where there was this non-stop talk about medical-grade glycine. And there was this one...

What is glycine? I don't know! I don't know, and I don't know what it's for. I just know that medical-grade glycine was very important. It would be so great if we had a third angle. We could have if I brought my camera. Can you go get that? And be back in time before Bob will have to be gone?

No. Take one of these cameras and take your microphone and document your journey while Mark and I do this episode here. Just drive home while holding a camera and a microphone? Yeah, yeah. Or, you know, stick it in a cup holder. There's like an A plot, B plot to the podcast?

That's actually not a bad idea. That's so funny. Oh my God, that's so funny. Or one of us could stay and two of us could go so I don't have to hold the camera. No. This is awkward for the one who stays though. Oh yeah, I'm so sorry.

I would hate to be the one that has the awkward part. It's like you drive a stick shift. How many hands do you need to drive? Sometimes two, 10 and two. Remember my classic one to one? We have phones. We have amazing recording. Oh no, he's dumb.

Oh no, he's dumb. Of course I'm dumb. No, put your phone up there. No, on its side. Recording with the lenses. No, facing me and Bob. Oof, touch it, but we have to get him to do what you want. This is the current challenge.

Wade, what Mark would like is for your phone to be the third camera angle in this situation. He would like for you to lean it up against either maybe this giant bottle of water or those very lightweight salt and pepper containers and set it up so that it films using the good cameras. Maybe so the cameras are not on the table, maybe flip it a little. Is that good? No, vertical, not vertical. No, like so the cameras are not on the table, maybe flip it a little.

Is that good? No, vertical, not vertical. No, like so the cameras aren't on the bottom. Right, that's a good idea, yeah. Just so the perspective is as good as it can be. All right, you've given him all the instructions you can. Let's see where he goes. All right, execute.

Are we in there? Oh, hold on. What's that? What's happening? What's that for? What's that for? What's that for? I's that for? What's that for? What's that for? I'm holding the phone from slipping.

It's not slipping at all anyway. I know, but I gotta tilt it more. Oh, okay, I see. He's got it. He's got it. He's thinking. Okay, you know what? Alright, you're both in there, but barely.

So don't lean to your left. Don't lean to your right. You have a- there's an ultra wide angle in that. Alright, so. Go on. Welcome to Distractable. I am your host. You have a there's an ultra wide angle in that we've all right so go on welcome to Distractible I am your host. Thank you so much for joining us We're 20 minutes in why you doing the intro I'm having a great day today, and so are my boys Bob and Wade here hey we are going to be talking about a wonderful topic getting older

We haven't been in this room together for about nine years. Nine? Is that true? Probably. It probably is. It doesn't sound like long enough, but also that's a long time. Yeah.

Probably about- Nine or 10. Yeah, nine years. It's at least nine probably. I moved away in 2013. I visited here one time since then when Mark was here, but the three of us have not been here together in that long. I'm also really thirsty.

Now my water bottle is part of this contraption. Don't. Oh God, don't. You monster. I could trade it out for these dishes. Very low profile, but equally supportive dishes. Oh, I'm definitely, if you suggest the clear water bottle to do them.

No, no, no. The salt and pepper really add in that aesthetic. Okay. All right, we're good. Go ahead and do your episode. So I want everyone to understand that Editors take the wide angle and then bulge it in the center and like contract use barrel distortion to make life Whatever you do on use the opposite of barrel listen to make it look like even more exaggerated than it's hanging in the center Oh, you mean spoon distortion. Everyone knows the opposite of a barrel's a spoon.

It's the smallest container, just as a barrel's is the largest container. There's a really infamous picture, not infamous, there's a good picture, of us right before I moved to LA. Yeah, we're right there with our charity shirts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that was the first time

that people saw me compared to you guys. The natural assumption was that I am minuscule tiny and not that you both are giant humans. You are kind of minuscule tiny. I'm not. We're average height. No. Yeah, Wade and I are barely average at best.

I'm 5'8". Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yes, yes, yes. But that was the last time last time no that wasn't the last time we were here I feel like when I came and visited and we did another thing here after I moved to LA

I just can't remember what it was We also did a couple things at your apartment Or Christmas one where we were hitting each other with bats We were there for slap skipping weren't we? I thought it was just Mark and I I left before any of the actual slap started That was way before I moved. That was before. Well you also had an apartment here for a while

that I at least went to. I don't know if the three of us did. We recorded that Rust series that many people seemed to enjoy back in the day. Wasn't that apartment that you lived in. That's true. But that wasn't the three of us together. That was just you two.

And then we did a stream there. We did do, the three of us did a charity stream there one time. Cause I remember you had like a white couch. Yeah. You felt something very red on the white stream there one time. Yeah. I remember you had like a white couch. Yeah. I think you smelt something very red on the white couch at some point. I don't remember that. Maybe I was just afraid we were going to do that.

I remember you used to do fan mail and at your apartment we did a fan mail opening and you pulled out like a taxidermied animal. Yeah. And the person who said that was very offended that we were kind of like caught off guard. I was way more afraid of that than I should have been. Like because it was just like was just the peloton. Well, you're not expecting it. A surprise possum or whatever it was is kind of like,

you're like, oh, look at this drawing. Look at this clay thing they made. Look at this possum. It is kind of different. Yeah, that got out of hand super fast. The idea of doing unboxings on camera, especially doing it on a live stream like now looking back I would never in a million years do an

unboxing. Why would I ever think that anything wrong could happen without knowing exactly what's happening down. It's insane to even think about doing that nowadays but back then I was so stupid and it was so new like why would I ever think that anything wrong could happen with that not that anything bad actually happened that's not what it's about. It's just an incredible potential for you to pull out something horrific or, you know, violating TLS. Yes. Unbeknownst to your own self. Yes, yes, yes. Although I feel like if someone sent like just a giant dildo, unless they're packaging it in a way that it doesn't look like it's going to be a giant dildo. If you get enough, it'll be so wide, that it'll be confusing, that it's so wide and so tall. Or if I would like it, there's a sex doll, it's like someone packaged it, it just looks like...

But it's a disguise, it's actually like a GameCube, but... You open up the sex doll, there's a dildo inside. No, they got me! Yeah, that'd be great. Anyway, but that was back in the day, and now we're older. Hey, Mom? Yes? Are we old?

No, she is asking if she looks old to you no, you don't look old to me That's true she said then we're not old compared to her. So you hear that we're not old right guys I don't the microphones are picking her up. No, they're not the phone might be getting good good room sound I might roll in that might be How long have you been doing this man, it's still stuffy because it's not actually a bit people think that his technology Technological ineptitude is a bit. It's actually not. It's really not.

It's completely artist, too. You don't do it on purpose. You just don't give a sh- I have one way of doing things, and if that way breaks, I don't know what I'm doing. So my camcorder, I know where the power button is. I know where the record button is. Someone's like, you guys at one point, you're like,

hey, for Riverside, we need to change the frames. And I was like, oh, oh no no change the frames. You mean those settings? How do I get to those? That's such a fascinating way of living because I I Really want to know how things work, especially how I use them I have a natural curiosity for how something works you have that too I am I just more from a place of like there's too much catastrophe in what we do there have been so many times where I sat down at my computer and was like, let me turn on this computer and camera and microphone that I've used hundreds of times up to this

point. And then I turn it on and it's like, oh, the camera doesn't work. And that's the wrong, the microphone settings are changing. It's like, well, I have to know how to do all this because things like Windows just breaks shit for no reason. This is when having 30 different people in my friend group comes in handy because I just reach out to each one of them individually till one's free to help me solve it. But you never, you don't have any itch of like, well I wish I could be more self-sufficient so

I should maybe learn how to just do these things so I know this for myself. Because I'm bad at remembering. I like don't remember. I learn something about a camera or a system and And I'll if I don't use it enough I forget it and so it'll happen again You know a year later the same thing will happen, and I'm like I saw this before I know this I have to look Dude my last car I had to look up tutorials like two years in to figure out how to change the time, okay Well, I wouldn't know how to do that. Some of them are really easy They got like a time button, and you just like boop and boop boop boop. It's easy my car Nothing was labeled time. It's cuz you had a digital Okay, I can kind of get where he's coming. I'm not judging for that

I do think that that's weird given that you're in a very technological profession, but that's yeah Like that's just like who you are. That's okay I was at my peak of like comfort level whenever I was working as a clerk and I was down in like the basement where They didn't have technology yet and I was just going through the boxes and moving them alphabetically. But then you could be at the movie theater, you could work with the box,

you could unpack into popcorn. I still have paper tickets, food is very taxing. I'm gonna give up the podcast YouTube and Twitch to unbox popcorn. No, you can still do it, you can still do it. Dude, you have time to do both of those things. Why do I wanna become a popcorn unboxer? Because you just sounded like you were the most content in your life.

That's what you said. I didn't say content. I said I understood things. You said at home. You're the most at home. It made sense. You could live at the movie theater. It was simple like me. You could live, you could sleep in the projection booth.

You could watch everyone. I don't like people watching. Every now and then I'll be like, hey, look at those guys, they're weird. But then I'm bored. What if you watch people making out in the background? Then I'm creepy. Exactly, that was a test.

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Right, yeah. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. So with, we're old. Let's say for example, this movie, right? One, technology, camera. Right. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So with- Old. We're old. Let's say for example, this movie, right?

One of the things is VFX. VFX for complicated mystery. Visual sound effects is what it stands for. He's so proud of himself for that one. He realized that sound rhymes with sound and sound effects is also a thing. Oh my god. He has so much joy in your Just eyes. I don't ever make anyone laugh as much as I make my laugh I have always contested that. What's that old cartoon character that like the dog? That was exactly who you were. Isn't that like the bad guys dog? Yeah. That's what they do right?

Yeah That was amazing. I wish I could bring myself as much joy as you do. I entertain myself a lot. All right, so visual sound effects, which is what they are. Sure, sure, sure. Still funny.

So there are certain things that you can do. And CG is like computer graphics. A lot of it comes down to rendering. But there's a whole world of like art there that I know I'll never fully get. I won't be an expert at it. But at least the technology side is like, OK, for the sake of rendering, I can render.

And I can figure out how to do that. I can build a render farm, right? I know how to build a computer because I've done it for you. I look into it like a server can't be that different. And so this is where my brain goes. It goes from one to the other. I have a basis of knowledge. This is a problem that I'm facing. I think I can figure out puzzle away to a solution

using my knowledge. You never have any desire to do that? My knowledge is to socially outreach and find someone else who can solve my problem. See, but I do that too. I rely a lot on the expertise of other people because I know Mark knows a lot of shit about cameras and sound stuff that I haven't learned yet. I rely a lot on the expertise of other people because like I know Mark knows a lot of shit about

cameras and sound stuff that I haven't learned yet But I do that in an effort to like broaden what I know at least a little bit I think I've also given up so I've gone through and I've done settings on the XLR I don't know how many times now because I've gotten different. I just switch out XLRs I've gotten like two or three computers since I got the first XLR and I've gone through steps people like figure out how to set it up, how to get it sounding right, this and that. But like then I don't do it for a year and a half. All the knowledge is gone. I don't remember anything.

Really? Nothing? I don't remember how to find the button to like the mic. Right now it's in my head because I just did it recently, but clicking the mic button to find the game. People are like, Wade, you're quiet. And I was like, I have no idea how to fix that. Really?

Yeah. You dead serious? Yeah. Dead ass? Dead ass. I had to have someone tell me where to go on the XLR to find the game. Is your memory good?

No, it's terrible. It is actually terrible, like scarily terrible. If there's one thing I question about my health, it's not the physical health, it's my memory. It is just non-existent. Huh. Things go in one ear and I'm like, okay, I really need to remember this.

Five minutes later, I will have no idea what it was. That's kind of cool. Not cool. It's just like, why would I learn technology whenever it's like, I figured out how to do this thing on my camera, that I don't mess with it for two years and someone's like, hey, can you do that? I'm like, nope, no clue. Walk me through it, I guess. So why would I, at this point, my body is just like, why bother trying to learn that? You're just going to forget it. I guess I relate to that. Like I feel that very much, especially about, for me it was always school stuff, right? Like I really struggled with learning from- I was good back then, I don't know, I get it.

I struggled with lectures, but what I do is I sit through the lecture and I do my best. But then I have to go home and it's like, I go over my notes, I go over the, do you, is there a thing for you that like makes it stick any better? Probably if I took no If I wrote stuff down while I was going because I was a person who never had to study

But if I wrote something down it helped me retain it because like school came so naturally to me and I didn't have to stuff Like I mean clearly you're making it work, but you know, you can do that in normal life, too I could do that's why the points Man we're all in so much constitutional trouble right now. I don't know about you guys, but I haven't had to host one, so it's not up to me. Oh God. The car kept track of the points.

I was tightening it in as we moved. It's almost like the Constitution's bullshit. Is something the Constitution rules here? But anyway, my point is, I do still use those strategies that I know where it's like, if I really need to know something, I physically write it down somewhere and I go over that or I put, like, I'm not saying you have to do that,

but do you ever do that for stuff that's actually really important? The most I do now is I'll put things in my calendar on my phone. That is the step I have taken because I got so many different streaming collabs that people invite me to do things that I'm just like, I triple booked myself one day and had no idea I did it until the day of. And then I went live and I got a text like, hey, you ready to join for that thing?

And I was like, and then another person was like, hey, where you at? And I felt so horrible that I was like, I'm going to start using the calendar to remind myself of when I've got things. Cause like, I can't do that to people again. You can't do that to people again? You miss one session and you're like, I can't betray them ever again like that?

No, like socially, like my social obligations are where all of my like stress and stuff go. It's like I want to... I've done it more than once, but you guys remember the last time I didn't show up to a recording and you were like calling me and then calling like... Wren, I think, yeah. And I showed up like two hours hour or two hours late or something Yeah, that looks at my head constantly. I feel awful about that really well marks done in a couple times I'm like I show up late

Which I do feel guilty about but not in the same way of where it's like I just straight-up didn't write that down or remember That we had that scheduled and you guys are just sitting there like let me hear he's always late So that kind of stuff I'm a lot better about cuz I put that my phone or else I just like I either will remember those things or I'll put Them in my phone is like a calendar thing don't feel any guilt. I feel some guilt but because I do it I do it a lot though where and I feel I feel bad because you guys will send me like one text and then I think You're just like I must've got so I've definitely something and then we'll sit there for like an hour and a half Oh, it's really yeah. Oh now I feel bad So there's definitely been days where Bob and I've sat there for like an hour and a half. Really? Yeah. Oh, now I feel bad. There's definitely been days where Bob and I have sat there for like an hour and a half, and we're like, well, I guess we'll just chat.

Well, just in case, because we know, especially with the movie, it was like, Mark has four free hours this week, and this stretch is like three of them. So even if he is going to show up late, we should make sure we have to record this show. I can't wait for how open my schedule is about to be. I am so excited. People have no idea. People have no idea what it was like out there actually watching. It was a shock that I kept up with the podcast

as much as it was. That was the one thing that kept up with everything. With how hard it was to get you free time, yeah, I can imagine. It was nuts. And I keep thinking, man, it didn't have to be this way, Yeah, I can imagine. It was nuts. And I keep thinking like, man, it didn't have to be this way, which is why I pursue these problem solvers. That's why I'm building. I'm not building a render farm out of like, uh, let's build it. It's

a spike. It is. It's spike. It's because I, every single problem that I've run into that has taken my time. I never want to run into that problem again. That's why I pursue so many things and try to learn things is like I feel this unbearable itch that's like it didn't have to be that way. I want it to never be that way again. So all the hard drive stuff, that's because I never wanted to deal with the problems again. The lens stuff is like,

I never wanted to deal with that problem again. The renifers, I never wanna deal with that problem again. I never wanna be caught with my pants down. I never want to be caught with my pants down so that it compromises all my social status, obligations, social status, social social status, my social obligations, my like friendships, you know, the the people that I want to spend time with. I wasn't home here, home. I can't imagine what it was like for you. I know for, I can't speak for Bob either I suppose, but for me at least like there were days where you were like can't make it there, let's do Thursday Thursday and I was like man that six month dermatologist appointment was Thursday

But I know it's the only day mark has so guess that's getting moved Like there was a graduation I had to miss for a family like there were there were some compromisers I was like man, we gotta get that done Hospital in the delivery room Can we wait can we do that right now? Mandy, hold it in. I mean him. Hold it, hold.

I just mean like, I know Mark wouldn't just do that, so I know it was his schedule, but like, we all had to like, we all kind of felt it a little bit, so I can't imagine how severe it was for you if it like pushed up on us like that, not that much, but that much, you know? I, there was times when I was like, man, I just haven't been home. Like I miss pets passing away here and like, like my grandma passed away,

but I was able to go for that. That was crazy. That was a nuts week. You were you were in Texas and then the next day you were in Korea. Yeah. And then two days later we were like recording and you were back in L.A. or something like it was a whole stretch must have been unreal for you with like flying and all of the stuff happening and then I got my ear infection while I was over there and I had to go to start with the eyes too because you were not small for your eyes

right before that yeah that was right before that because I got shingles yes yeah the shingles yes like man they get the blood eyes the shingles then yeah the ear yeah oh yeah it was the shingles and then the shingles was also spread to my eye, but it caught it early. And then I got blood in my eye. And then, actually it wasn't even the blood. Like I can't even talk about why. People think it was like,

oh, he got some fake blood in his eyes. That's not it. That's not it. But I can't talk about why, because the thing's not out yet. Like there's so many layers of- I was like, what do you mean? Yeah, it is, but you're right, it's not.

It's not, yeah, exactly. so many layers of- I was like, what do you mean? Yeah, it is, but you're right, it's not. It's not, yeah, exactly. Everyone- You're misremembering. Cause that's the joke that everyone's making. Like, oh, he got some fake blood in his eyes. Like, no, no, no, you don't understand. Yeah. You have no idea what went on in that time,

but I can't talk about it. So once it's out, there's gonna be so many stories that I'll actually talk about. But it builds down to like this constant cavalcade of like, I won't let this problem happen again, I had problem after problem. And that's the thing about the moviemaking process is that it is a series of problems that you need to solve life and what you're doing, like all even this, this is a

comical way of problem solving. This this camera right here is a comical problem. So if you can make it in a funny way, because you know, you can fix it. Like that's a that's a good way to do it. But with movies, because you know you can fix it, like that's a that's a good way to do it. But with movies, the stakes are so high, they're the problems are so profoundly big, that you have to have a huge paradigm shifts to be able to solve them. And if you can't solve them, then that's how bad movies get made. That's how shit gets put out

there. And that's why all the systems are in place that all the companies do it is because they're used to this expressly strict pipeline. Yeah, well, that's the thing. I've only ever seen your sets. So I don't have any real context for it. But like, even in the way that you do stuff, which is, I think, probably a lot more flexible than how like a normal TV show is run or movie. It still is like we're on set today. Here's the schedule. Maybe the schedule moved around a little bit to accommodate something. But most of this was decided six months ago, was like, these people will be here,

this person can only be here this day, and you need to shoot this, this person needs to build this thing, which needs to be in this location. Like, there's all this shit where it's like, it's not like you have buddies and a camera and you're making a YouTube video where you're like, we'll come back tomorrow, and it's like, no, this entire set we need

to make this shot work gets destroyed into splinters tomorrow. So we better get this right now. That is legitimately true. That sort of stuff, you can't just like, oh, we'll just, we'll do it another time. It doesn't, not that flexible. I have to imagine it's way worse. I didn't have-

Bigger production with, you know, you would put what, hundreds, dozens, hundreds of people. There was about 50 to 70 people on set any given day. And then you know, the post production side is still huge with VFX house. Is that for the movie you're talking to? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. So other productions where you have, you know, big camera teams getting you have people around the world, you have thousands of people touching. Yeah, like this, you know, depending on what the scale of say Game of Thrones with its multiple camera crews in different parts around the world, you have thousands of people touching. Yeah, like this, you know, depending on what's happening. The scale of say Game of Thrones with its multiple camera crews in different parts around the world, like movies are complex things, organized chaos.

Even with what I'm talking about with the render farm is a visual effects thing. Even now, you have, let's say there's a shot that needs a physical simulation, something like happening. Some water sloshing type deal. Exactly. You need fluid simulations. To bake it takes on even good hard work can take days and then you look at the result and you go like oh we fucked up do it again no days later you'll be done

those are the kind of problems that will destroy a timeline and have and did file transfers of the 90 terabyte range take up to a day to transfer sometimes two days. I've had so many transfers that were 20 gigs or something where halfway in it dies and it's like I gotta restart that. Yeah a thing that takes 18 hours 24 hours to actually finish. The odds of that going wrong are so so bad. So high actually. So tough. Yes. So my experience filming, I would say, in space was probably the one I can say I was most involved in.

So for Heist, we just had like the security guard role and then we did like one other bit. Yeah, you know, I was only there for like one 10 hour day and we mostly screwed around in the one air conditioned room waiting for our thing to happen. Man, and I can't believe all of Heist was filmed in 14 days. Can you believe that?

That's great. That is crazy. That is nuts. I guess it doesn't feel, to me it feels more intriguing because I think of all the different endings, but I guess in space is just a different orientation of the same idea. But in space for me, W.O.G. wasn't filmed every day while we were there.

It's like we had to wait for specific sets. So I did the, I don't know what to call it, the hair universe or the whatever universe. And then we did like some one with like one set and then it was kind of like we did different locations. It was the place where we had like the boiler room and there was like the government building, whatever that was that we did some filming in. So like there were days I had nothing to do and then we had to go back to the studio where

I think you did most of your filming of the ship. All of mine was all on set. Yeah. It was super consistent. It was, it was some like a couple kind of long days, but mine was all on set. It was super consistent. It was some, like a couple kind of long days, but it was mostly super chill. Most of mine was there, but it was like, it was all in one day. We had like a 10 hour WUG day where I just wore the suit all day to do WUG's ship. That's crazy. Yeah. I felt very important because like there were so many people just like assigned

to keep me cool and alive. And you know why that was? Because there were problems before of keeping people cool. And I was like, we cannot have this again. So it's like trying to get pipelines in to solve problems, but you don't get them from experiencing them. I get it. I mean, I wish I was a problem solver type. Like I used to be more hands on. I installed like, you know, ceiling fans, kitchen faucets, I've repaired cars and stuff

in the past, but like I've kind of lost all that. Now it's like, oh, I don't have to be the one to do it. And I think, well, I think that if we're, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, like Elden Ring or Dark Souls like man I love the challenge I was like dude give me Diablo where I'm crushing everything without having to blink cuz like I don't need a challenge life's thrown enough at me I just want easy street turn on

invincibility mode I will have so much fun I could play for hours being invincible I don't need a challenge at all do not need it do not want it this is not in sequitur but one of my favorite experiences of all time is still the NSP music video bit that we filmed in space. Right, yeah. Holy fucking shit. That was so fun. That was crazy.

The finished product in that is so good. It really is. I can't imagine you guys going out for what, like two minutes to film, and then hours of costume change. Oh, the costumes. Well, that was part of the thing. The costumes were super fast. Were they?

That's good. The makeup and costume people were ready for that. They had planned that. And as we were doing that, we were like, some people would roll it and change. The people who were ready would roll out and do some stuff. They were ready. The most extravagant one was the metal one,

because it was a bunch of makeup. That was still maybe 20 minutes turnaround of like, I guess we put all these on real quick, we got some makeup on, we keep it keep it simple to make it look and specifically the falling through space. Yeah I don't think well ever did that but I don't know if I could have laid down as well Well, I took a little while to get into a giant double base. You just the aliens. I'm thinking of the makeup day where we had like the aliens in the agency,

the USA and like Ethan and everyone that was doing the alien makeup. I took a long time to get their makeup on. So that's what I was referencing. I think you know, great. Like I love space so much. And I'm so glad because like when space came out, people loved it. And but there were some people like, oh, I missed a random fun of Heist. And I get that, it's totally fine.

That's not what Space was and it wasn't meant to be. But Space was so complex, it was supposed to be more complex. The ending of part one was supposed to have multiple encounters with the old man, each to the universe that it was part of. It was supposed to be a noir encounter with the old man. There was supposed to be a horror encounter with the old man,

with blood spattered all over the walls. A hair encounter? No, that was in part two. So there was supposed to be, when you do the divvying pass in part one, it was supposed to get to it. The theme was that it's inevitable, but it was supposed to have some variety to it. But there just wasn't enough time to do it.

There wasn't enough time to reset that place and get it in with all the other things that I wanted to get in there. It was surprisingly tough to do the different universes. We did a lot of that where it was like the whole crew. We did a whole several like hallway walks where we had to do all each universe in the hallway and the whole crew and it was like we kind of are doing the same thing but you have to do it in this universe and there's different. Yeah. Danny, do you remember the day I did that prep fall?

Yeah. He did it like 15 or 20 times. Like a lot of times. Because going through the hallway was just, oh no, Captain, I'm... And I started getting a headache and I felt so bad. I was like, you got one more in, you buddy. Yeah. There's...

But what I love about it is like, longevity-wise, there's a reason why people go back to space and even back to this day They go like holy shit space is amazing because they they actually come back to it later and as a story It's a much more complete story. Yeah, then heist was heist had a lot more endings, of course Technically speaking there's there's only one ending in space But the cyclical nature leads to it being a longer term adventure and there's people that are still nowadays Discovering all those little videos. I had forgotten about the NSP part. Oh really? I literally had forgotten about it. I know that was we did that in basically less than one full day

of shooting. Six hours. Yeah. One half day. Yeah. It was crazy. Even when we were doing it I was like this is gonna look so funny. It's so good. It's so, oh my God. The cap is down. Did we do the light thing for that? Where the light swung down the hall. Yes. That looked ridiculous. It's so good.

It's so, and some people haven't even seen that because. If you haven't seen it, find it. I watched every reaction video I could find of Vince Bass and so many people get to the point in part one where they can decide whether or not to to I forget what the decision is but ultimately they end up in New Orleans all so confused yeah they're like I guess we're wearing hats now. This is the hat universe damn. There were some people that didn't even realize in the beginning of it that when you die you're supposed to keep going forward some

people would reset and go back to the beginning instead of applying forward because they didn't realize it was changing. It was that subtle in some branches. They weren't realizing it. So they were like, oh, I'm lost. And, but the whole thing about space is to be lost. That is kind of the theme is that you're lost, Finity. And you, like there are people that give up

and that's part of the whole scheme. That's what I intended is like people get lost and give up and come back later and jump in a random place because it's a never-ending infinite cycle I can't believe I lost the Emmy to that stupid VR game. We lost it comrade. It's probably good I don't know. It beat you? I don't want it. Yeah, it's won an Emmy, so I... I mean, it beat us, comrade. Wow! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha No. A box of fine wines? Yes. Uber Eats can definitely get you that. Get almost, almost anything delivered with Uber Eats. Order now. Alcohol in select markets. Product availability may vary by regency app for details.

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Right here. A small one, come on. Maybe it was supposed to have like a layer of ball bearings or something. That I'm really, yeah, oh my God. Have you had a chicken dumpling? I have before, yeah, it's been a long time. 10 years.

I've had marks. Maybe that's what it was, maybe I had yours. It was just her recipe. I mean, it's been 10 years since I've had them. I can't remember which one you made them. Maybe you made them in LA once. Yeah, I probably have. Thank you.

It's basically just chicken and soup, so. I was expecting you to just eat out of it. Alright, could you... actually no, I'll put the drink here. Sure. You want mostly broth, chicken? Whatever you give me, I will... I'm gonna get so so too. If you don't like it, my mom will hate you forever. I love it.

How deep are we into this? Are we wrapping up like actually into eating or are we eating the whole thing on? Because I'm holding a microphone, more enjoyable when I'm I'm not you know you put it on your strip. I'm gonna drip on it I'm a drippy eater sometimes. It's under your chin. I don't think you'll have word on it Attach it to your fork Yeah, there's a big pot blocking the thing that's okay I'll just put on the stove Yeah, there's a big pot blocking the thing. That's okay. Oh, I'm not gonna want it. Okay, all right. I'll just put it on the stove. No, no, put it right here, honey.

Oh, my little, all right, you're right. Is it blocking that stuff? Ah! That stuff's good. No, it's good. No, it's good. Cheers. Cheers.

Hey, cheers. Hi to Mommy Place chicken dumpling. Wait, I like your expression. Well, I like food, I like food. I got a tear in my eye. I was so hungry. I'm not eating it today. This is my first meal. Really?

Oh no. We were sitting here and I was like, man, that food, I hope we could eat. I'm so hungry. Bob is really liking it, I think. It's very hot and I keep burning my mouth, but I don't care. Okay. I'm out. Oh, you're the boss.

Thank you. You're welcome. Well, 10 care. Okay. I'm gonna help you. Oh, you're gonna help? Thank you. You're welcome. Well, 10 points to you. My phone is thank you. You don't have to try the kimchi if you don't want it. No, the fishy is good. That's so much more like-

That's right. Usually kimchi just kind of tastes like gochujang paste. Kimchi is like, it's a very strong taste. And that was something that Koreans like, is like powerful flavors. That's strong. Yeah, it's good. But you don't have to eat all of it. Did your mom make this kimchi? No. Mom, what brand kimchi is this? Is it Ichunyeon? No, this is Gangnam. It's spicy. You like it? It's good. Anyway, so everyone let's leave the distract but we're just like back in my mom's

house. This is where we all started pretty much so if you enjoy the videos that we make together in the podcast, you know, this is where it all began. After the contentious episode, which Bob and I both got canceled, depending on what time you looked at the subreddit, we decided to bring it back down to earth and start from scratch. You know what?

We used to always be nice to each other here. Always, yeah, we were always nice to each other. Is that true? I don't remember, you guys can tell me anything. Isn't that literally, so stuff we did here, it's not the era of shut up, wave? Yeah, that is probably our core jokes Oh, I'll tell you about physically in this house, and I don't know if we were mean to each other in this house

Yes, we were. We were slapping the shit out of each other. Well, yeah, but that was for charity No, that wasn't. That was because we were fundraising for camera equipment Was that what slapsgiving was? Because the idea was that we felt bad raising money for us Oh So we would slap each other because it was not okay that we did that hopefully all of you out there can enjoy these unorthodox Episodes of distractible. This is what it's gonna be forever now. Editors are gonna have a ball with this one This is better than when you made it. Sorry mark. That's okay. She's good at it

Well, I still want to do and I really want to do this where we go to Korea I take you guys to Korea and we take you to like North or South That's actually offensive. Is it? Yes. I thought it was hilarious. So did Bob, he laughed. That's good for you. Why don't you laugh? Thank you. Hello. How's it going? We're recording right now, just so you know. Uh oh. Come on in. The water's fine. Yeah, you're fine. Look at him. Get him. Zoom in. Guys, we've finished up this meal and we, the sun sets on this podcast and our era of making content on the internet comes to a close. Thank you so much for being a part of this experience. I think there's no way to end this better than here, where it began.

Holy crap, I have spilled so much on my shirt. See, that's what I was worried about, man. So any last words? Do we, what is the deal with this? Are we like deleting our channels or how serious is this? Cause loser deletes their channel. I've got a good feeling about this one. Last words, that what you said?

Mm-hmm. Oh. Dude. For those only listening, Wade made a peace sign. Which means fade me out. Can we have Little Lixian on the show or is that a Your Channel exclusive type deal? No, he goes wherever you watch. But you might have 50- 50 chance of getting wonky though.

That's the danger. Well those are our last words. We done? From us to you, it's been a real trip. An honor and a privilege. We got merch, get the last merch we'll ever have. DistractableStore.com. It's ending, quote unquote.

We're moving into the movie theater business. What'd we call it? Fogo de Chão. I thought you meant the theater. Oh. Imagine a Brazilian steakhouse movie theater where Churrascos servers are coming through, carving people meat in the theater.

You're laying face down in the massage table. Churrascos on bungee, no, on rail systems laying sideways with the swords of meat hanging underneath you. They slice it off and stick it in your mouth through the massage table face hole. What if it's like the old, like when you go to a play? There's an intermission in the movie where you eat because if you have everyone eat at the beginning the theater is gonna smell awful After two hours You know in Cincinnati where they have the train station where they did the movie theater for IMAX stuff

You know how is inclined because the the screen was projected up in a dome Yeah, why don't movie theaters do that where they're in ring? You're reclined and you're watching it up so no one has a bad view? Yeah, everyone has good seats. Let's just build one. An Omnimax theater? No, a better movie theater.

Let's design an Omnirregular theater. With Brazilian steakhouse or vegan options if you're into that. No, I mean we could, but I'm not. Very not exclusive. If you were gonna eat a person, would mean we could, but I'm not. Very not exclusive. If you were gonna eat a person, would you eat a vegan? I'm not going to eat a person. That was the whole thing.

We had a whole episode about this. I'm not gonna do it. Did we? Yes. Why did we do that? Because you guys have a weird opinion about it. We just invented the best marketing scheme ever. Grass-fed beef, big deal.

Even more exclusive, vegan beef. Veef. No, ve. Even more exclusive, vegan beef. Veef. No, veef bad. No, vegan. I don't want vegan. All right, when we build this ultimate movie theater, you guys are gonna see that it's the greatest thing that ever existed.

And when there's a Brazilian steak, and an unlimited salad bar. What you really wanna do is get some of the kimchi in the broth and sort of mix them with the spices mixed into the broth. That's banger. Now you're making a kimchi jjigae. Kimchi stew is very good.

There is a spine stew in Korea. It sounds kind of icky, because you're like, oh, spine. It's the most delicious stew you've ever had in your life. Is it bone broth? It's basically, yeah. It's basically a spine that's been stewed forever, Like the same they do with good ramen and stuff like that. But it's got kimchi in it, got rice cake, you can have ramen in it,

you can like, you eat the meat off of the spine. It's so good. It's so good. Of what animal? Your mom. You can only do it once because she's only got one spoon. No, they take the piece of tail that they removed when you had your butthole. So they can have it. So who wins the final episode?. No, they take the piece of tail that they removed when you had your butthole soda.

They can have it. So who wins the final episode? Editors, make that pot come closer. Okay. That's the editor's voice. Do you think that Elon's gonna go to Mars someday? Elon and the Zuck are gonna go to Mars base three and have an MMA fight in point three years from now.

Oh yeah, what happened to the MMA fight? Someone stubbed the toers. Didn't Elon MMA fight? Someone stubbed the toe, didn't Elon back out? Someone stubbed the toe. I'm pretty sure Zuckerberg was ready because he's still training every day. He was so ready. To be fair, I wouldn't want to MMA fight anyone either, but I would also never in my entire life offer to do that,

knowing how I feel about fighting. But what if you had never done MMA a day in your life and you were actually quite out of shape would you then volunteer to do an MMA fight? My life? Anybody's life really. Would I right now want to go to MMA? No. Against Mark Zuckerberg? No, never. I don't like billionaires. I want to be beat up by one. Fighting another species like that. Lizard reflexes would just have me completely outmatched. As much as I have grandiose opinions about the world around me, if I ever get to the point where I think I'm important enough to start,

that I need to change the world, like I have to, like I have this compulsion, like I'm destined to, if I ever start talking like that, you'd stop me, right? I mean, we could try. Yeah, I think I would. That's good. That's good. So if like you wanted to, let's say, I don't know, buy a movie theater, we should step in and be like, dude.

Anyway, thank you so much for listening to this. If it wasn't clear, this is definitely the last episode. We were not joking. I don't care, man, I got food. You guys can say whatever you want. Oh yeah, who's the final victor? Loser has to delete their channel and all channels. And all other channels.

Damn. Wade, how evil are you gonna be if you start your villain arc? Pretty evil. I'm not gonna have an arc because there's no more episodes. It would be really evil if you upended our perfect ending. I could evilly upend it if you want. And usurp it for your own purposes. Yeah I could be distractable. You cool with that?

I guess. You gotta be really evil though man. Can part of your evil plot be that I don't have to delete my channel? I could, that would be Thornton Mark's thing right off the bat, so maybe. Yeah, that would really put a finger in his eye. I could like hide the remote and stuff, sure. Alright. You win.

Oh, cool, cool. I was gonna do a whole thing if I didn't, but I think I'm good now. You know what, someone should have to delete their channel, but uh, nose goes. You know what's really evil is I coined Bob in on that a long time ago that I was going to be doing a nose goes bit so he and I were both prepared. Alright, that's your winner speech. Bob. Well it's really sad to see it all come to an end this way but in a way it's also really

good. We're back, we're full circle. Back where we started eating chicken and dumplings like old times. More like the one old time anyway. Just wait for the next skit video on not mark's channel until he's deleting it called the rise of slenderman. We're gonna smear peanut butter all over somebody's face and they're gonna be the king of the somethings. We'll work it out later.

Anyway editors, this blowed all up. So we're done.