Distractible - Three Peens In A Pod

Episode Date: May 5, 2023

Mark throws it back to the guys' old livestreaming format, Wade calls in from vacay, and Bob flips his lid... or should I say... doesn't? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Hey, Mark. Yeah? Hey, Mark. Yeah. Have you ever wanted to watch the Distractible Video podcast, but not on like your phone or your computer or anything stupid like that? Yeah, I've always thought when I was watching it on my computer and or phone that I was dumb and stupid. It's just a five, right?

And what about you, Wade? How dumb and stupid do you feel when you watch it on the, you know, all those normal devices like a normie? I would never watch this on a normal device. That sounds terrible. Well, don't worry because I've got a solution for you. You can now watch distractible video and Spotify video podcasts in general on your PlayStation 5. On your big huge TV with your PlayStation.

Eh? If you don't have a PlayStation 5, are you really even living? Barely. if you don't have a playstation 5 are you really even living barely either way i'm gonna go download the spotify app on my playstation 5 immediately and watch distractible and distractible only even if the other video podcasts are available i'm only gonna watch distractible it's the only one worth watching i'm also going to go download this on my playstation 5 and by this i mean the spotify app but i'm not going to watch Distractible. I mean, I will also watch Distractible. I love us.

Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractible. This week, the lads forego the follies of structure. A secretive Wade reveals a soldier boy update, but divulges nothing about his sojourn. Bodacious Bob calls out the dangers of AI and melts down over not receiving enough head. And majestically fair Mark awards points by flipping the guys off. From wet ass towels to hot tub streaming, yes, it's time for Three Peans in a Pod. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show. Welcome back

to Distractible, or should I say... Oh, I see what you're getting at. Honest. Erection. Pins. Yes. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Three Pins in a Pod. This is Three Peans in a Pod. Hello and welcome everyone to Three Peans in a Pod.

We are back once more. We ride again. Just the three of us as we always have. Live. Live as per usual. Coming to you straight from it. This was recorded live in the past. Yeah, well, clearly we're all here at the same time live with each other.

It would be really weird. We should do an episode where the three of us just record independently as if we're talking to each other. And then just Will slaps it together right on top. So the host would text it to the topic and just see what comes out yeah yeah that would actually be hilarious i think this one might be the one to do it but we're not going to do it here we'll save that for the future when we revisit with um but i i know that there's just been a lot going on in our lives and i i think it's just time for a good old episode where we just expand the small talk section to be the entirety because there's been some things occurring in my life, your life.

Wade is in a new location. If you're watching this on Spotify, and I do say watching this on Spotify because we have video on Spotify, you'll see that Wade has, for the first time in about six years, changed his recording setup. I have. And you'll never see it again after today wow very special day one and done but it's real you can really please knock that off the wall please just flick that up into the air man i would love to see you set up a virtual wall like an led

wall and project just an unreal living room that you built where else would i have a bag of sofa what is happening only here why why is it in a bag why the real question is why is there a towel right here now it's gone i i don't know i mean the towel makes more sense than the sofa bag well it's okay the sofa bag is in a basket. Oh. Oh. I hope you all enjoyed my tour. You're not going to say anything about what you're doing there. It's a secret! Very

private. Why is it a secret? Because no one's allowed to know I'm on a vacation. That's kind of private. Well, you won't be there when this comes out. What's going to happen? They're going to go to where you were, and you'll know? They'll know I wasn't there. i think i told them i was going on vacation did i tell you i was going to make you definitely talked about it no maybe not in this podcast specifically but i know that you talked about it publicly shit also molly has been posting a lot of pictures

all right well the the bag is up the the jig is jagged. We are on vacation. It's been really nice. Well, if that doesn't zig, you're zag. This towel was used on my ass just yesterday, and now it's still wet, and I'm hoping that it doesn't ruin my phone. Your phone's probably at least IP67. What are iPhones these days?

Yeah, IP67. IPS something something. 270-degree viewing angle, angle 60 000 nits well anyway that's the tech update i guess because usually in three peens in a pod we do some kind of gaming and or tech update um but before we get to that bob how is your life i thought wade would have had interesting stuff um but he wants to share nothing we've been razzing him this entire time about pool, beach, swim, good food. That's the update. I mean, there's not much to tell.

It's been right. Where's the boat? Where's the boat? Yeah, you're by so much water. You tell me you didn't boat. I've not gotten a boat. You went on a vacation. You didn't even get a boat.

No, I spent too much on the house. I couldn't afford a boat. You don't need to buy a boat. You can rent a boat. Ah, that's too cheap. I't need to buy a boat you can rent a boat ah that's too cheap i was gonna buy one for the week and then resell it for a profit all right now you're just gonna litter the ocean with it sink it as you leave buy a boat then on your way out of florida buy a gun and sink your boat and throw your gun in

the boat grave like floridians do they do have have a nightly boat sinking escapade that they participate, but I've not had a boat to participate, so I've just been watching from a distance. You could sink other people's boats. Yeah, everything's legal down there, right? The Boat Sinker 2000, available at your local gun shop. They do sell those here, but they're a bit more expensive than I wanted to spend. You could probably sink a boat with a hammer. Look, I might be on vacation, but I still don't

do effort. I especially don't do effort on vacation. A hammer sounds like work. Alright, hire a guy who owns a hammer to sink a boat. Does that count as you sinking a boat? Okay, I like that idea. Can I, like, uh, here's one of, like, the food delivery apps to get a boat sinker. Pick up the biggest hammer they can find and then sink

a boat. Any boat! Closest boat they can find. It just has to sink. I didn't know jet skis could pull those big tubes that hold six or nine people, but I've seen jet skis on the ocean pulling these giant tubes of people, and I was like, I didn't think a jet ski was that powerful. Okay, my mind

is rotating a strange tube shaped cylinder. No, no, like an inner... The floaty. A big floaty. We call them tubes the floaty a big floaty we call them tubes whatever a big floaty cool cool kids call them the tubes mark a two-person jet ski carrying nine people on their floaty why some of those jet skis have big engines some of those jet skis have like four cylinder engines that make you know hundreds of horsepower in them so i guess so i didn't know that you know what dawned on me a long time ago that i never realized i was like oh man boats are

so cool they don't have any exhaust you know they don't have any smoke to them they don't make any pollutions that's true of some boats and then i realized i was just spitting it right in the water oh wow that's what those bubbles are. Oh, that's why there's an oily residue wherever they go. No, it's just from the motor sunscreen. You gotta put sunscreen on your motor. Right, of course, yeah. Can I say, my bit about hiring the TaskRabbit to do something illegal and hire a boat, can I say, I saw a thing, it was on TikTok, I guess,

but it was a video of an explanation of a thing that happened, and I thought it was really interesting. One of the tests that they ran on chat GPT on GPT-4 specifically. And I've not confirmed this, but this is what this video said. Was that they tried to see if the chat GPT would hire humans to circumvent anti-AI, like, anti-botting things. So they tried to get a chat GPbt to hire a human to do a capture test so that chat gbt could then log into like a secure website it did it it contacted a task rabbit but the person the task rabbit person was like this is really weird. And responded and was like, this may sound crazy,

but are you a bot trying to beat this capture test? And ChatGPT said, no, I'm a human person with visual impairment and I really struggle to do these visual capture tests. So I just need help from someone who has a good, better vision than i do to do this so that i can log into my account it just lied it's already evolved into lying apparently i don't know if they put a thing in to stop that or what but apparently that's a test

they ran and that and chat the chat bot just did, and they were kind of like, Huh. That's terrifying, actually. Let's release it! Before I forget, unrelated, Bob. Molly, Messi, and Rina say hello. Messi and Rina have never met you before, but they wanted to say hi anyway. Patrick and Adler said they hope the things with the baby are going well.

Mark, they said to tell you your car's running. No, wait, your refrigerator. That's more believable. Cool. Sorry. I want to make sure I got that in. They all wanted to say hi and send condolences or whatever greetings to me. And they wanted to crank call Mark from 1997.

Well, to be fair, I said nothing to Mark. And they were like, oh, yeah. And then they just came up with that on the fly. I want to make sure that that is my update from vacation i'll be giving them throughout the episode just rationing out these incredible bread crumbs you get bread crumbs tell them i say hello and that my baby never sleeps but it's okay because legally i'm required to care for him anyway yeah i don't know how you guys got stuck with like the real life equivalent of samara from

the ring but i hope it gets better for you i don't know we'll see maybe we'll just all die of sleep deprivation it'll be funny bob has your baby been crawling through tvs and you haven't been telling me about it i mean not a lot can you imagine like you're like where's the baby turn the tv turn on the TV and it just crawls out like, I mean. Father can dream, you know. Well, Bob, is there anything else new going on in your life? Manny's parents are looking at a house right now and a location that might excite one of you. Which one? One of you has long hair and one of you will be excited about this

update i don't know how long your pubes are wade but i'm gonna guess they're not as long as mark's hair uh no yeah i we're we are we're looking at houses in the cincinnati-ish area uh but a very looking is a very loose term. Just feeling it out. Okay. But it turns out I want my son to grow up in Ohio because I kind of liked childhood in Ohio. Walked to UDF, marching band. You know, it's a good place for kids.

It's a fun place. That's fair. If you guys want any help, let us know. Nothing is happening, but maybe that's going to lead to something. Is that exciting? Is that more exciting than Wade's vacation updates? No. All right.

Small talk's over. I'm going to flip my coin now. Why, Wade? Bob, you were last to go. Call it. Heads or tails? Heads. It's tails.

Wade gets the point. Well done, Wade. Thank you. Thank you. I feel like I did it. And you know, just for that point, I'm going to give you all a Soulja Boy update. Oh, shit. You skipped right to it.

I did. Oh, my God. I got a point and I got excited. Now, I have heard through the grapevine, because I don't have access to technology because my phone is your faces right now. But I've heard through the grapevine, Soulja Boy unbanned on Twitch. Don't know when that happened that might be old news but i heard it recently mentioned in passing while walking around paradise on the beach someone just was like did you hear soldier boy got unbanned literally got a soldier boy update

from random people walking by really no way they weren't even talking to me i just overheard soldier boy and i was like you gotta be joking i don't know how your news is so up to date wade who heard this from a passerby on the street two days ago i have an article from the gamer.com soldier boy unbanned from twitch soldier boy uh was banned twice in a single day the first one was a very short one uh but then he came back and then he got banned for over a year and now he's unbanned that was over a year ago wait did you say why uh this article does not say why uh this says the air of mystery surrounding why exactly he was slapped with the long ban in the first place is still intact so apparently he he he did some mystery thing that made twitch angry so they

banned him for a long long time for some reason but it was never clarified well my god i did not know if this episode was actually going to have a soldier boy update but my goodness we did and it's so topical soldier boy tweeted he quote tweeted on april 20th i'm back and he quote tweeted the twitter handle streamer bands that said twitch partner soldier boy unbanned after one year four months and one week wow one year four months of fighting a ban for who knows why it's a mystery no one knows but thank you to that rando for the the breaking news what if he was never actually banned and he just like said i'm back and then everyone assumed that he was banned because if no one knows why he was banned maybe he just wasn't streaming for a year he planned a year and a four month vacation it was like i'm gonna set this all up like i was banned

and come back and everyone will be like yeah he's back! If a Twitch channel gets banned doesn't it say like oops can't find that channel? Like isn't that what happens? So you can tell if that channel is banned or just inactive. I've never watched naughty enough people I guess. Yeah I only watch

good clean streamers who never get in any trouble whatsoever. Same. Everyone pull up and share the screen of your twitch follows right now oh i can't i'm on my phone guys you have a laptop i know you i don't have a laptop how do you not have a laptop well i have one at home not here i'm i'm sharing i'm sharing my screen right now mark uh-huh okay uh it's only the live channels that i follow but here you go uh i don't think i follow any hot tub streamers can you follow them real quick for science

that way it's not on my history oh look soldier boy's live right now playing yugioh master duel no way soldier boy tv season one episode three holy master duel he's got he got a whole season license deal for twitch god damn i gotta catch up he probably just made that up i gotta be honest mark i don't know no it's gotta be official yeah he got banned and he came back they're like we're so sorry here we're gonna give you all of these millions of dollars to stream yugioh master duel look if we're gonna look at my follows could i do can i say two things real quick the hang time channel on twitch does an annual thing or started anyway they're doing something called king of spring worth for this entire month they've been doing super special content and they're in like the

top 30 most subscribed channels on all of twitch right now they went from like a a medium-sized channel that does well but just like average for their size to uh i think they're the top 30 maybe in the top 20 on all of twitch and also this guy right here noise police twitch.tv slash noise police he streams retro games he does speed runs he's a very interesting dude he was the trombone player and one of the composers for the band I was in in Cincinnati. He's a very talented man, and I love him very much. So you should follow Dominic and follow, I mean, Hangtime. You don't have to follow.

They're doing great. Well, those are two great things. Wade, for your soldier update, I'll let you call the coin. Call it. Heads. It's heads! That's another point for Wade! Subreddit! This is outrageous! Call it. Heads. It's heads. That's another point for Wade.

Subreddit. This is outrageous. I am being unfairly cheated. Bob, because you shared your Twitch follows, which is a very brave thing, I'll let you also call it. Heads. All right. It's tails. Another point for Wade. Oh, yeah.

I love that. You're not even showing the result. You're just picking. Yes, it does tails this is heads it looks like a black circle on my screen it's my lens cap it's this is the back and what did you wait what did you decide it's heads this is tails it's tails is the inside and heads is the one that says sony on it or whatever or yeah so the whatever the brand is i can't disagree with that but it's still it's just it's a plan well sigma balls because i'm winning i've been absolutely fair but i guess it hasn't been on camera so i'll try to do the next one on a raised deus i'm not trying to impugn

your honor mark but i am questioning it and i don't know how different the meaning of those words is but that's the distinction i'm gonna draw i feel like that that would have been included in some seminar in in the law school of which you went but i oh we definitely had a whole class on impugnment and impugnation but i don't remember it it's like expound impugn impugor, please impugn that point. Okay, for the two points, I do have another Paradise update. Do you guys want to hear a horror story? You don't get to define how many points. Hold on.

I'm being hijacked. Bob, help. I'm getting a drink. I'm not even engaging with this anymore. I'm thirsty. I'm being impugned it's okay you like it all right i have a horror story for you okay okay i'm not gonna name names in this story but let me just tell you it was not me because i was sickened uh we have a group of people that are around staying and we're hanging out with and uh one of them came across this

beautiful shell on the beach like a big intact beautiful shell they walked it all the way back to like where they were staying and they were like showing it off the shell was occupied it was not an abandoned shell but someone was like oh i know how to help you with that and they're like oh you can what do you do they boiled water and dropped the shell in there and um this mollusk or whatever was in there was crab trying to get out and it was horrible and horrifying and i felt really sick and let me tell you on the burner next to it was the dinner we were cooking for ourselves why did sea creature murder come up they wanted to keep the shell as a souvenir but when they realized it was being

lived in by a living creature they were like i should just kill it that was a different person who offered to help and none of us knew what the help entailed you didn't catch on when the water was boiling on the stove before we were making because we were making dinner. We were, like, making pasta, so boiling water was pretty common on the stove at that point. We're cooking dinner. Why are you boiling water, James? Why are you boiling water? I literally thought that they started a fire in front of you, put a pot there, eye contact the whole time. And you're like, okay, what's he going to do?

This is a magic trick here. It was pretty horrible. And they were like, well, we could eat it it but i don't know if i trust it and so this person's decision was then to drop it in the garbage disposal and try turning it on why what that's after it was dead that's but that also didn't work desecration of remains i am a hypocrite i eat meat i could never hurt an animal to eat my meat i would starve to death in the wild i admit that freely i'm a hypocrite this was a horror experience for like most of us we were sitting there like horrified and then like dinner was ready right as this shell was emptied and it's like what were you guys eating clams casino just like a chicken pasta i have to admit when you first started that

story about like walking on the beach picking up starfish i thought you were gonna go right in confidently into that story that we tell at charity streams about the boy picking up dried up starfish and throwing him back into the sea i literally thought you were just going to tell that story right then and there no that boy is screaming and asking for his parents right now after what happened i mean look i i don't know enough about this to say that i know for sure that that's really messed up but that seems incredibly cruel to that whatever shellfish creature and unnecessary like i get you go to the beach and you want some you want to take home a shell or whatever but like i feel like if it's still occupied you don't get to take that one home, but I feel like if it's still occupied,

you don't get to take that one home. I think that's the rule. It's occupied. You take it back. You put it on the beach. You say, have a good day, and you keep shell hunting. This person was like, oh, you really like that? I got you.

When you started this by saying, I'm not going to name names, I was like, oh, that's a lot of... I get that now. I get why you went that way. Yes, because we lived through, like, Mollusk Jigsaw here. It was pretty horrible. Mark, I think that deserves to lose points.

That's awful. Well, let's see if fate decides, because that's what it's going to be, and I'm going to try to catch it in my hands in a way that you guys can see it. All right, Wade, you get to call it. Oh, perfect. It's going to be tails this time.

It fell down. Does it count? It was not in my hands. Do you want me to repeat that one? Is it sitting on a flat surface? No, it's kind of weirdly resting against my tum-tum. Can you drop it between your legs onto the floor or flip it or something? Yeah, I'll do that if you guys want me to.

That's fine. I don't want... I want it to count. I just want it to land somewhere definitive. I'm not touching it. I'm going to hip thrust it off my lap. Okay. It landed on tails. right perfect this literally could not be more fixed than it is i'm gonna say i deserve the point for having to live through it

it was awful i'm sliding it across the floor uh there's definitely an audio engineer that can recreate the shape that it is as it slides across the floor. So this is just... Just pick it up! I don't care anymore! So you know that my hand has not changed shape. I don't have any points. I have nothing to give. Just say Wade wins and let's keep talking.

My hand has not changed. This is how I just picked it up. And it is... It's a black circle! No, it's tails! I'm showing you! I cannot see it in the video preview! Wade, does that mean anything to you? It's tails!

Look! Oh, wait. If you turn it into the light, you know what? I can see that. My sides, Bob! Stop being funny! I picked it up like this. I didn't touch it? I can't see that. This is my side, Bob. Stop being funny. I picked it up like this. I didn't touch it. I didn't change it. It was like that. Bob, isn't it obvious he couldn't have cheated based on

the one little square we have to watch? I'm trying to be fair. Oh, I love that. Thank you for the point. What's the score, Mark? It's, uh, well, we'll reveal it at the end. I wouldn't want to oh okay it was a traumatic experience but i thought i would share it all with you that paradise isn't all what it's cracked up to be i really thought that random chance would not uh uh tip

its hand this early um row for wade i feel like if we calculate the odds at some point i'm on vacation i deserve it i've had a really great week. It's been awesome, and I deserve more wins. And the prize for winning this episode is a brand new boat! Are you buying it? I think he's misleading you,

Wade. I will buy you a brand new boat. I think he's speaking in riddles, Wade. He's gonna send you like a $ 30 remote control boat or something in the mail like you know that's more of a boat than i currently own at this point if you don't give him a boat of some sort you are a liar yeah that's fair that's fair but that's only if he wins that's true he could not win it's such a fair game! It could go either way! I'm flipping! I feel like you two are in on something again,

and I'm, like, playing the fool. You've been here the whole time. How could we be in on something? Mark is the one who wasn't here for a minute. Because you guys can text each other. I can't. We have a group text. You would see it.

It's not impossible to text without me. It's totally impossible. It's impossible. You can't fool me. I might might be dumb but i'm not stupid well you're winning now so let's see how that keeps up don't you want to lose some points wait don't you want to say something mean come on you know you wanna in further gaming news which is what the three peens podcast is apparently all about did you see those gamers beating the crap out of each other no uh but yes tell me about it mark you didn't see the creator clash oh that yeah no well those weren't all gamers some of them were gamers though no no i uh so i actually i

didn't watch the first one it's not a thing that like particularly interests me but ethan was in this one and so was aaron which i i know he was in the first one but's not a thing that like particularly interests me but ethan was in this one and so was aaron which i know he was in the first one but i was interested enough that i was like and we watched it ethan's fight was amazing it was he did so good he did so good i was ringside for it and i was watching your reaction is such a meme have you seen the cut i did yeah i kind of lost it a little bit it's ethan it's a it's a shot of the ring if you haven't seen this listener viewers uh it's a shot of the ring and ethan is in the middle of it and he's like standing on the ropes and he's like yeah screaming at the audience but in the background if someone cropped it in you could see mark and mark is just like

you're like climbing over chairs and shit like everyone around you must have been scared for their well-being at that point yeah i thought everyone was like matching my energy and then i saw that video and i went like oh god i mean look you were just excited because your friend just he did great he looked like a boxer man he looked good he really did i was not surprised though ethan has always been very athletic that's how we met him he did backflips and she was backflip kid i have no doubt that he would kick ass because he's just so athletic i just feel like leonard looks like such a muscular dude and he looked compared to ethan leonard looks like solid he's like broad-shouldered he's like a thick he looks like he could be a boxer like he's built and he's pretty jacked ethan looked like ripped he looked very muscular compared to what you know how he has looked in

the past but he still looked like a thin like a much thinner guy like a but they're about the same weight really so i don't know what the difference is but ethan looked great and leonard did i mean he did good as well but like ethan i think just did it it was impressive it was really something to see because I knew he trained hard. And that's kind of like the, and we're not going to gush about Ethan this whole time. We could. We could. But it's just like, I know how hard he trained.

And that does come from his training for gymnastics. It's like five hours a day. And that's what he did for boxing. He trained a lot every day, like two, three times a day. And he was just great out there. And then I got really excited. And I was like, yay. and then i lost my voice immediately so much but uh good job and then all those other gamers they beat the crap out of each other i didn't watch every single fight but i feel like overall the fights i saw were were pretty good it seemed like in the first

greater clash some of the fights some of the people didn't want to be there or like they got hit a couple times and they were like oh god which is definitely how i would be but a lot of the fights some of the people didn't want to be there or like they got hit a couple times and they were like oh god which is definitely how i would be but a lot of the fights seem like both people even if they had different experience like trained really hard you could tell and they were really like you know they looked good it was like good good fun to watch and i'm not a boxing fan at all but how many matches were there 12 yeah there's a lot of fights it was a lot of fights that night uh but they weren't like 12 12 minute 12 round three minute per round fights but it's 12 they were all five round five minute and a half rounds right or two minute rounds yeah sometimes the clock would be funky but that's because when they would call the clock didn't stop or did stop when it shouldn't have stopped or something like that it was it was a mess up on the the other

thing a few times announcing and screaming the event that that didn't affect your filming right oh my god it almost did so the event was saturday right yeah and we filmed last friday when this occurred um and then saturday morning at 4 a.m we get up and we go to the airport. Oh, God. And we fly to Florida. And then we get to the hotel at 10.30. We go into rehearsal at 12. We do the rehearsal. And then it's at 4.30. We got to be ready and do another pre-show rehearsal.

And then we do another one. And my role was doing the pre-show with Sean and the post-show. So I was not only their earliest, I was their latest. And then I flew home Sunday morning at 4 a.m. Holy Christ. Oh, my God. Oh, no. That sounds awful.

After screaming and losing your voice. Amy and I thought we were like, we thought like, this is it. This is, we're done. This is no way we're going to die. Yeah, we we're gonna die midair because both of our hearts are just gonna give out because we were exhausted from filming number one and then number two we had to do this and i couldn't cancel again because i canceled the first year and it was like no i have to do this so i'll be there i promised and so i'll there and then we went there and we're so glad that we were there for to be there live with like our friends and for Ethan and stuff like that.

But man, oh, God. And then like there was like some other issues because I don't think they accounted. It was like another classic thing where we heard the security team do their little like huddle up prep meeting about this. And it's like, you know, the old guys who run arena things and they don't know youtubers is like all right you know chewing on gum or tobacco or whatever it was mouth sounds got it yeah all right so these um internet folks are going to be here and they're going to be doing boxing uh don't know why but people are going to show up uh and it's like literally an entire conversation about that i wish we had recorded it because it was just so funny, but I didn't want to like betray anyone or get anyone's jobs lost.

It was just like a really funny thing. I took no offense from it because I hear it all the time, but they were also talking about like, now I know some of you have served before and I'm going to warn you, they did this last year. They're going to come out and they're going to sing the anthem and they're going to do it and they're gonna do it bad i was like so if any of you want to leave beforehand did you did you see it wade no i was

a fan that couldn't watch it all they did it amazingly let's super mega did the anthem if you and so that's ryan mcgee and uh what's his face matt watson uh you know other guy tall skinny there was a unique performance and they spent a long time setting up uh an amplifier for a guitar for some reason that was that was a good bit actually that was probably my favorite part because then they just proceeded to sing the national anthem and it sounded like they'd done it once or twice before in their lives and like i get that it's a bit but i i found it very painful it's it's not hard to find a person who can't sing the national anthem it's an incredibly hard song to sing whoever wrote our national anthem hates vocalists why are there so many large leaps why is the range so wide lots

of questions on that one but yeah they just did they sung it real shitty and then they kissed at the end well you forgot the best part oh what was the best part matt he had a fake prosthetic chest and he dug his fingers into the latex and ripped his chest open and painted on like fake muscle was the american flag so he he was he was like walked out what looked like bear chest and then he went like it was an american flag it was amazing but in the meeting they were preparing everyone like i don't know and ringside you know there were two like you know cops you know holding their hands over their hearts but apparently i was not there at the time because i was up in the booth waiting for the post show and but down ringside uh our friends were just like they looked so mad like these two cops were

yeah that's kind of a thing that you typically don't see at boxing or sporting events is a shitty rendition like i love matt and ryan but you think of um their style of humor you think of the national anthem you're not like oh but they should do that that's not a connection to me the previous year was worse because it just like stopped and started all over again it was so much like harder to watch this one was at least they got through the song in one go and then it was all america flags everywhere it was great flags in in here in here and then the issue that i ran into was me and sean our booth was just up in the inner ring of the atrium where you know the concession stands are no division between us and the crowd

except one thin rope and so not only were we there but all the people that were going to pop in for quick little interview segments were just waiting there right by the rope with no one doing any security. Oh, God, that's horrifying. And then hilariously, we were getting out of there doing the pre-show and we are being navigated to the elevator. Now, we know where the elevator is because we came up the elevator. We did the rehearsal in the elevator. It's straight across from where we were. It goes right down to the inner sanctum.

And it's just a quick straight across hallway this guy who was navigating us was like i know you were come on with me i'll get you right because we're going to a different uh lobby that's like the vip lobby down below near ring near the uh arena entrance um it's got a big bar he's like oh come on it's fine and he starts just walking us through the entirety of the ring of the arena and it's you know it's an arena a 20 000 person stadium it was in the tampa bay lightnings venue right uh the amelie arena yeah yeah yeah amelie oh i said it wrong the entire time but we were here right if if this is a big loop he he walked us all the way through crowd

after crowd we were getting a train of people behind us we got to here and he goes i must have overshot the elevator right back the way we came to an elevator here and he sees oh god there's a lot of people using this elevator well and then we at this point were just like we know where the elevator we'd start running we're like because it was quickly becoming a problem i'm surprised the lightning are in the playoffs uh or they were in the playoffs at least and it was right around the time of the creator clash too so there was a lot of work being done and they kicked him out who needs him playoffs started the monday after creator clash so oh okay they they had a day to turn i mean it only takes like you know a half a day or a day to turn the stadium from like

solid floor to ice floor and whatever but yeah i know there's the nhl play a first time the nhl playoffs is taking place in that exact place where you were mark yeah awesome and now because that was more just like me talking about it, I'm just going to flip it. Does anybody prefer to be one or the other? No. All right. So, Bob, B for bottom. You want to be tails?

Yeah, I have a bottom. That's me. You want to be heads? No. All right, tails. Okay, Bob's tails, Wade's head. I'm going to try to catch it in my hand. Let me guess. It's heads. It's heads right now.

No, I know. I know. I'm just saying you already know. Heads is the right answer, right? Please. It's just heads. There's no... It doesn't matter. I did it on camera. You flipped the coin out of shot.

There could be a crane above you. Amy could be standing there dropping a double heads coin into your I don't know. Amy has just been in the corner, hereditary style. Just like the whole time with a series of lens caps.

I don't know what's going on mark but there are many number of ways you could fix the results of a coin toss i am not fixing the results i don't know that's why wade is the only one who's won because that makes sense i i don't know okay so we're up to five and i know it's not exactly right but it's like number of flips five landing out of your favor. This is right now at a 3% odds of this happening. Bob, I don't know what to say. I am trying to be fair. That's so unlikely.

You could almost say it's practically impossible. Unless someone was manipulating the odds somehow. What do you mean? Oh, he dropped his extra coins. You heard it. That was multiple coins dropping. It was one. Do you want to call what it landed on? Tails.

Nah, it doesn't count. Was it tails? See? No. See? This is now when you're inserting your decision making. Stop. You guys, it hurts. I'm in pain. You don't want to know what it actually was. It was heads, wasn't it?

I thought so. It's crazy how I can predict that. So I'm not making it count for fair. That's unlikely, isn't it? What are the chances of that happening six times in a row, Mark? I'm not counting it because it wasn't authorized. It still happened, and you said it out loud, which doesn't really matter at all, does it? It doesn't count.

It doesn't count. We're fine. Everything's fine. Oh, say can you see. Do you want it to count? Yes! It was. See, he's stuttering now because he knows I've caught him in his line.

I'm forcing him to admit it. It was... It landed. I'm forcing you to out yourself for being a cheater. It landed. Yeah, I know. Put your fingers together. That's not cheating.

That just proves it. I just want to know statistically, what are the odds of him being wrong on six coin slips in a row? I'll look it up. I'll look it up. I'll look it up. Great. If it was six and six wrong, it's one and a half percent. Wow. Almost impossible.

Unreasonably unlikely. I'm just, I don't, I'm picking it up straight flat. See, this is how it landed. That proves nothing to anyone. What do you mean? Mark, I'm picking it up straight flat, okay? I will, the next time it lands, I'm going to hoover it with my mouth

off of wherever it hits, and I'm going to show you, and then you know the side that opposite of my mouth is what it didn't land on, and what I'm kissing is what it landed on. That's how it'll be proved. But right now, I'm counting that point because you wanted it, and. That's how it'll be proved. But right now I'm not, I'm counting that point because you wanted it and now Wade's up six points.

Oh man. You know, Mark, I thought forcing you to make it even more unfair would, would make you realize the error of your ways. But you're just committing to this now. This is the best vacation ever guys. What's going to happen next time?

I'm going to flip it up, let it hit the table in front of me. Set it down on the answer that you want it to be. I'm gonna flip it up like this. I'm gonna put my hands behind my head. You can use your dick to flip it. I see the position. I see what you're doing there. Alright, okay. I will turn my hips

away. I will put my hands behind my head. He can bend his feet backwards. Remember, Bob? Yeah, what kind of foot magic are you doing down there? I will keep my hands behind my head. He can bend his feet backwards. Remember, Bob? Yeah, what kind of foot magic are you doing down there? I will keep my feet up in frame and I will bend over, hoover it with my lips, and then show you what it is.

Next time, though, but it has to be earned. But what if Amy's under the desk? Yeah, Amy just changed positions. I see it now. She has, like, a full rig set up where she can just like go around on a frame mission impossible is realer than you think all right then well what else is realer than we think uh in my movie oh yeah because i can actually finally talk about it now there's a teaser mark did you know it was a teaser i did know yes i did wow that was uh really really fun to get that out um and now it's finally out and i'm still just

like oh man i can't say anything about it but at least i can say that that's what i've been working on this entire time how many people have you seen on reddit or other places who are just like that's a fake teaser he's in the five nights movie still i'm 100 sure mark is in the five nights movie this is a lie oh man so many people were talking about that um but also it was it was fascinating because i've never seen like i've had an article or two written like when i've done something there were like 20 like news websites or movie websites it made it to the top of reddit slash our movies uh where tons of people were very uh very like there's no way it's gonna be smosh movie 2.0 which um i i i think is just like oh that's so sweet and so adorable um but it's just like it's super

interesting to see that this one actually is getting other people to look at it and think about it and i like that because it's contemplating because people look at the idea and they're like okay obviously this idea is worthy of making something out of but there's no way he could do it and that's where i'm just like oh good at least they think it's a good idea to begin with yeah so it's it's very fun and i'm happy to be in that space spoil the ending i have like Google alerts on for like distractible stuff, right? So it brings up anything that has like us in it.

I got so many articles about the movie because you were connected and some of them mentioned that you're a podcast host and whatever, but like there were a lot. I've never had that before in my life

and I was just like, wow, that's super cool. And it's really, really nice to know that I can just like actually dip's super cool and it's it's really really nice um to know that i can just like actually dip my toe in this pond and of course there's going to be piranhas biting at it but it's like i don't care about that all i wanted to do was see if there would be ripples and it's like holy shit there are they actually care about this and they want to care about i'm like yes because like this is why people hating something never bothered me because it's living in their head and they're thinking about it and then they're going to want

to see they're thinking like there's no way he could do it there's no way they have to see it right because they have to have to know it's bad or whatever they have to confirm their own yeah and then they get to see a cool movie and that's like the that's the beautiful part they don't even like have to leave bitter they'll be like oh man that was good well they could still be bitter i mean they will be bitter but yeah they will but you've been on my trending tab since like you made the announcement that'll be really interesting because i i mean at this point i have faith that you're gonna do justice to the idea and that you like i've seen what you've made before and like i i kind of just believe that you can do what you're setting out to do i'm curious how people will respond to it though because just because you do something what you're setting out to do. I'm curious how people will respond to it, though,

because just because you do something and you follow through and, like, even if you execute it really well and you do most of what you want or all of what you want with the movie and stuff, people can still be shitty about it. So I'm curious what the response is going to be because some people will just shut up, you know,

ignore whatever and say what they were going to say anyway. But some people will have their minds changed by it i think because they'll have potentially really low expectations like ah it's just some random youtuber movie we've seen these they've all been garbage but i think it's more of just a real movie and you are a youtuber but it's not i'm curious i'm curious with how that will play out i think you've been batting a hundred since the fall of slenderman oh thanks man thanks, man. Have you seen it? I was in it. What a classic Markiplier film.

Cinema, really. Oh, cinema. Oh, yeah, the true essence. Dude, I still have a rash from wearing Mark's suit in that. Yeah, I'm sorry. You had to endure the indignity of that, and then we move you to Woog. And I'm really sad that you guys haven't been able to visit the set this time. Because obviously you guys were on the space set in it.

It looks very cool. No, it's all good. I'm actually, it's kind of exciting not being there. Because it means we'll have a very fresh experience for the full movie when it comes out. Because within space, we kind of had an idea of what we were looking at. This one will be like, we actually get to see something you make with no prior knowledge of it. Yeah. And one thing that people will be able to say is that it is not going to look

bad or sound bad. We have like, just like a great team for both. The art department has killed it with recreating it. And you know, the, the sound with Andrew. I used to say his last name.

I'm sorry. you know andrew it's h-u-l-s-h-u-l-t oh andrew i only call him andrew i've never heard it pronounced it's not like i'm gonna call him mr andrew holy shit is that Andrew Herschel? But he's just an incredibly talented composer He does great, great stuff It was kind of funny because people would be like Oh man, Mark of Lars making a movie? There's no way

And then people are like, but Andrew H, Andrew H Andrew H is doing the music I hope everyone says his name like that Everyone in his life is like, yeah, Andrew He's going to quit the project after he learns I can't says his name like that. Everyone in his life is like, yeah, Andrew. He's going to quit the project after he learns. I can't pronounce his last name.

You got to watch out. People can be picky. You never know what's the one thing that's going to really shut him down from working with you. You never know. But what's funny is when people heard that he was doing the soundtrack, everyone was like, Oh, I guess it might be okay. Then it was like, he has worked on a ton of great stuff and he's done great music. And I guess he just says like that reputation of like, Oh,

all right. Well, at least they're getting good people for it. And then the sound, same sound designer or a post-production sound design that did a space is working on it. Brad, um,

he's lined up for it. It's just like, uh, I'm very very very very very excited about it well i'm glad everyone but you knows what they're doing with this that's great hey listen that's the entire idea okay the thing about being a visionary leader is that you know all the gaps you have in your own experience and knowledge and you make sure you hire people to fill them that's that is that's the key i have no doubt it'll be great i've been

excited about it since you first mentioned it and every little bit of snippet we've known along the way it's been like super exciting and like the different details you've kind of spilled that it's like okay and now that i know andrew is a part of it i'm really really stoked yeah he's he was great he's gonna be so mad at me because this is gonna follow him for way longer than it should i feel terrible all right so i gotta flip another oh great we're back to this okay fun good cool but so how do we want to do this you both were incredibly complimentary i think we let bob call it all right, you call it. I'm preparing for the hoover.

If it goes off your desk, it's not going to count. I want it to be on the desk where you can kiss me the points, Mark. All right, and then I will hoover it with my mouth. Uh-huh, I'm with you. All right, cool. I'm going to stick with heads. I've never lost with heads. I've never lost with heads. Here we go. It went off

the desk. All right, reflip, reflip. off the desk. Alright, reflip. Reflip. Cancel. I'm not even looking. Cancel. Reflip. Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. Reflip. I'm not even looking. You know that pretty much regardless if I don't win this point, I'm just leaving. This is the end of the... Did you lose it? It went under the bed behind me.

Oh, okay. There's no flipping it now. It's just gone. Alright. Okay. Gonna try again. I'm sticking with heads. It's just gone. All right. Okay. Gonna try again. I'm sticking with heads. Never lost with heads. Never did me wrong. Damn it.

It was going off. I caught it. It went off the desk. Do it again. Land it on the desk, damn you. I'm trying to. My hands are up here. I'm gonna hoover it. Okay. But it might be hard to hoover from this side that's not good mark the side it's supposed to be would be very easy to suction onto

i'm a hoover my hands are up and i'm mark oh fucking no no no he's, he's just lying. See, this is all the rules. This is manufactured. The problem he's having is that the side of the lens cap that is up is the tail side, and it's hard to suck on because it's got a bunch of plastic shit sticking out of it. I can't hoover it. What side is up, Mark?

Tails is up. Oh, I can't believeover it. What side is up, Mark? The tail's up. Oh! I can't believe it! Fascinating! I've literally got nothing. I can't hoover it. It still hurts. This episode better be scored golf style.

Least points is best points. I'm going to try again for you, Bob. Try it again. Maybe it'll flip heads on the way up this is this is I can't I can't god damn it you want me to do the thing with the triangle head

yes sir that'll fix it! Okay. It landed. This is up. I picked it straight up. I'm sorry. See my spit? I tried to hoover it. Do you see my spit?

I tried. I tried to hoover it so badly? I tried to hoover it. Do you see my spit? I tried. I tried to hoover it so badly. I try to make fair episodes. I try. I have never been so much in pain from laughter in this show. Well, Mark, what's the score? It's 7. I just want to see the... Wow, the odds of this are 0.78%.

Was I right on the two or three that you messed up? Were any of those heads? I didn't look. Okay. Oh, convenient. Now you want to know. I'm just curious if it's possible for me to be right. Do you want it on the floor or on the, you said not on floor.

No, I did. I did say that, didn't I? I thought that would force you to change your scheme, but you figured out a way anyway! Well, he had three or four practices. You're right, you're right. Alright, um, what other last, let's call last gaming news updates for three peens? I think

we stop at seven to nothing. Bob's gonna explode. I call for one more coin toss. No more topics, and if I win the coin toss, I will at least give you that this is a fair episode. All right, okay.

If I lose an eighth coin toss in a row, I'm not sure what's going to happen. I got to be honest. I don't know. I will allow you to pick the method by which I flip where I flip what I pick it up with. I would like you to do what you've basically been doing.

Start with it on top of your hand in camera and just do like a thumb flippy like you've been doing. Okay. And just have it lay it on the desk. Okay, on the desk. And then just tell the honest to God truth what it comes up as. I will move

my monitors out of the way and I will point my camera at it without touching it. Okay? Okay. Okay. Bob, I'm rooting for you at this point, man. We've never had a blank. I mean, we've had people finish in negative points before, but at least they earned an interaction, you know? At least they deserve to have something taken from them.

I think I've only called it twice and I've let you call it every other time. Well, that really makes it feel better. I'm just going to show my desk so you know there's no other lens caps. Okay. So you know. Good. Is this the kind of production we can expect from the movie? Can you see it?

What's that blocking half of the shot there? My computer. Hold on. Oh, I see. Oh, you know it? What's that blocking half of the shot there? My computer. Hold on. Oh, I see. No, you know what? I 100% know what your setup is because it's the same. It's similar to what it was last time I saw it. No, it's just a lady.

That's how you know it's my desk. That's the proof. It's Mark's desk for sure. Okay. So I'm going to flip it in camera. It's going to go straight up. I'm sticking with heads sticking with heads heads i've never lost with heads are we ready three two

eight points to nothing mark you might just need to call this before he comes back he's really mad no it can land the other way i don't i don't know wade call it scared oh let's go heads okay it's not cursed for you i don't know what's going on all right okay so it can't it can't i i don't know mark i'm gonna need to get that from you i think that's my lucky coin all right okay all right i'm gonna mail that to me i'm nine and oh with this coin what are the odds of being nine and oh or oh and nine uh so let me let me look up eight because that's official. Our regulation, 0.39%. Okay, so we're probably looking at like a 0.18-ish.

Yeah, and if he comes back in and he does it again, it's a 0.19. Basically divides in half again and again and again and again. Oh, it's getting light. Oh, he's back. Okay, cool. Do we tell him or we not tell him about the other coin flip after he left? What other coin flip? I'm fine.

I've calmed down. Okay, so you were 0 and 8. I'm fine. I'm calm down. Okay. So you were, Oh, an eight. I know what, and then I flipped it. I was like,

it maybe it's weighted. And I flipped it like to see if it could land on heads and it landed on heads. So it's like can. So it was heads for me, just not for you. I took some deep breaths and I'm, I'm back now.

And I'm just going to put that what you just said completely out of my mind so that i can remain calm for the end of this episode great all right cool yeah uh i'm glad we had this nice relaxing catch-up i missed three peens in a pot and boy howdy is it good to be back get ready for regular episodes whenever we can well actually let me tabulate the score oh okay i thought i missed that that's good wade um got eight points and then wade you're the winner i actually have i swear i was prepared for a bit this whole time no uh wade there was no bit i literally was like I'm just gonna randomly through this, flip this, see who gets a point. I swear upon everyone I've ever known and loved, I have just flipped it and presented what it landed on. I've let other people pick. They changed up what they picked. I'm remaining calm. It's fine.

This is fine. Bob, would you like to go first with the loser speech? No, you could talk for both of us. I feel like this was a fun episode. It was a nice throwback. We even had Soulja Boy update. Mark, I feel like this was truly the fairest episode we've ever done. I... Why you... Sorry. Thank you so

much for this. This was fantastic. I'm in paradise. Winning 8-0 feels fantastic, and I can't believe how fairly it was done. You... On behalf of Bob and I, thank you, Mark. Thank you. Okay. Thank you, thank you.

All right, and Wade has spoken for both of you, so look forward to the episode where Wade hosts next. I'm sure it'll be a thrilling one. And Bob's losing streak will end sometime soon. Wait, I have a losing streak? Well, according to the coin you do. How? We have merch.

Oh, yeah, merch. Store.DistractablePodcast.com. Go check it out. I swear we'll have new designs soon. Check us out. Those sold-out shirts, they've been there for a very long time. We have one item left that is not sold out. That's probably my fault, really.

I should have... I'll send an email. Thanks again, everybody. You want one last flip? No. I never want to flip a coin or see a coin get flipped ever in the rest of my life. You know, I think after the coin flip that gave you the win at the beginning, this was just dessert. I feel like this is karma coming back to say

wait, I'm so sorry you got bamboozled for an hour. Here, have one hour of goodness. And that's all every one of us deserves. One hour of goodness. And we hope you gave. On behalf of Bob and I, thank you again, Mark. Thank you.

You're welcome. Thank you for speaking for both of you. We'll see you. Why am I doing my outro? In the next video. Bye-bye. Podcast out.