Distractible - Tongue Twisters

Episode Date: July 29, 2024

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This episode, Biting Bob lords the spleen and shoveler, dives into a dungeon and inflicts brutal barbarism on his buddies. Motherly Mark moves self-made boxes, stands still, but slips on sibilant statements until it gets silly. Winging Wade gets royally roasted, babbles, bleats and bullocks and gets frantically fraught over flubs. from actor amnesia to rugged rocks yeah it's time for tongue twisters now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show hello and welcome back to another episode of the world's favorite podcast distract Distractable. That's right, we're everyone's favorite podcast collectively. We took a vote and it is decided. Don't

look at the podcast charts. We're number one in your hearts and that's where it really matters. My name is Bob. I'll be the host for today's episode and that's because I won the last one because I was the funniest and or smartest one of us joined as always by my competitors for today and occasional hosts when they muster up a win Mark and Wade Hello. Hey, I thought you're just gonna both silently wave another big fuck you to the listeners out there I'm waving. I'm waving. I'm waving. I'm waving and I'm done. I'm itching my nose Anyway, yeah, this is a show where the points do matter and you have to write them down,

but also the points don't matter. I have an idea for the listeners, for the listeners. I want them listen closely, everybody, because you're gonna tell us later on the subreddit, not now, don't scream at your radio or whatever you're listening this to. Can you tell when I'm smiling, talking? So I'm talking and I'm just talking and now, you know,

I might shift between something and my expression might change. Well, it's obvious they're okay. It sounds so fucking mad when you smile, Todd. Can you tell when I turn into Jack Nicholson? Do you want to know where I got these scars? That was just for the listeners out there to show I care about you. And I'm pointing at the camera, which is really a viewer thing.

He looks like he's lying. He looks like he's lying. Nope, I know I'm smiling when I'm talking. I care about you. If you talk in a normal tone when you smile or is that outside? Apparently not. Yeah, anyway, there's gonna be a competition as per usual and it will be very fair and

fun as per usual, but small talk. How's it going guys? How you been? I could dive right in. I'd rather him dive right in. Is down bad specifically a sexual thing or can you be down bad about a mental thing? I'm sorry, what's happening? No, I want to hear this. I yield. Spoiler alert, I briefly mentioned this to you just a few minutes ago, but we didn't dive into it.

I am getting roasted for not knowing the difference between Ken Gyllenhaal or Jake, hold on, Jake Gyllenhaal and we just said the was, I just told you like two minutes ago. It was Ryan Gosling and also apparently Leonardo DiCaprio slash Brad Pitt. I think they're all the same person and apparently the world disagrees. I could understand. I can't understand that, but I could understand not knowing their names. I could get that. I'm not at all offended that you don't know name. I don't know people's names. I could get that. I'm not at all offended that you don't know name. I don't know people's names. I'm a hundred percent gonna be that old person who's like,

you know that guy from that movie with the car and the building, that guy. Okay, I'm bad with names, that's true. But also the things that Jake Gyllenhaal is in and Ryan Gosling is in, I could see either one of them being the role and my brain can't change it. No No, those four men you picked the four archetypes of face shape and they all have an extremely

Different face shape Ryan Gosling long Jake Schillenhall. I believe he has a pointed chin Like Leo has a very small head and Brad Pitt is like a square box head Normally Leo and Brad Pitt aren't in this I just thought for some reason one of the other two were in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, which apparently is not true. Also in terms of roles they play and things that they excel at and acting, there is some overlap, but there's not a lot of. And especially I would say Jake Gyllenhaal and Ryan Gosling,

not a lot of overlap in their skill sets and in what they portray in their characters. One was in Spider-Man and one was in Notebook. Spider-Man? Which one was in Spider-Man? Yeah, which one was in Spider-Man? Wait, hold on. Was it one of the villains in Spider-Man?

Are you confusing now, what's his name, Tobey Maguire into this? No, no, no, not that Spider-Man. Are you talking about Tom Holland Spider-Man? The little British kid? Not as Spider-Man, the villain. Didn't he play the dude with the fishbowl on his head? Oh, he's right. Oh, no, okay, you're right.

What's that guy's name? Magigo. Magigarp. Mystery, Mystery Man. Mysterio. Mystery Man. Yeah, that was Ryan Gyllenhaal or Jake Gosling, right? Wasn't mystery man a movie? Yeah. Mystery man is a fantastically underrated movie starring Ben Stiller and also a bunch

of other people. I definitely remember. And there's a guy who can become invisible, but only if nobody looks at him, which is fantastic. There's a lady who's called the bowler who has a bowling ball that has her father's skull in it and he possesses the bowling ball and it's like a crazy way. It's a great movie. Also, there's a guy called the Spleen, whose superpower is just farts, which I love.

Great. Great movie. Mystery Men. Fantastic movie. I don't think that's the villain I was thinking of, but it's the villain we deserve. Also, the shoveler. lots of shovel action with him. Well anyway that's it, that's all I had to say. I've been getting roasted for apparently my brain not being able to separate Ryan Gosling and Jake Gyllenhaal. Like if you stand far away in squint and they're both standing there without a shirt on, they don't look dissimilar but if you look at them in a human way, at their features and the way they look,

they don't look very similar. Across the Costco, you see someone pushing a shopping cart. Jay, Jay, Jay, Ryan. Oh no, not this situation. Through a heavy storm, across a long parking lot at the football stadium, you might not know if it's Ryan or Jake. I swear they look the same.

There's a picture here where they've got like the light facial hair, hair kind of floofed on the top. And they look like if they were walking next to each other, they'd be like, dude, they are brothers. They're like a year apart in age. I don't know about that. Wait, they're a month apart in age. Well, that's, they're definitely not brothers then.

That's not how that works, but. Well, I don't know. I do know. That's not how that works. But uh, well, I don't know. I do know that's how that works When you google both of them what i'll say is they both kind of have a similar beard and hairstyle at the moment Yes, they're the same. No, they're not at all Do you are you admitting that you're the same as every bald bearded man? The world thinks so paul giamatti Is that you wait? Do we record a podcast so? Paul Giamatti is that you? Wait do we record a podcast with Paul Giamatti?

Oh! I loved you as the Rhino! I loved you in Sideways with Sandra Oh. Hey, I love Sandra Bullock. No. I loved you in The Lady in the Water. What a twist ending. Yeah, well, sometimes when you, hey if you play with water you're gonna get wet true true that's very good I like that all right well anyway that's

all I had to say mark I know you had a story to tell so please I don't really have a story to tell other than we're so back baby buying random computer parts off of eBay is the successful way to do everything. You know how I said that it wasn't? It is! It- we're back in. Oh shit. We're so back. We're so back because I have not had one success. Wait, that sounds bad. I have had not just one success.

I have not had one success. Not a single goddamn success. Oh, I've not had a single. I've had a double. I have now two functioning dual processor computers that I built myself, one of which is right here, and I'm gonna show you guys. I'm so excited for this. Jesus Christ. What the fuck? What the hell? What the hell?

Oh my God. This is one of them. Jesus Christ. That's enormous. They're so portable. Mark is lifting up a very large looking computer for the listeners. It looks like he stuffed a wig inside.

Oh wow. That's one of them. That's large. That slides into our server rack of some port, some type. Yeah, so it's a server case. It doesn't seem to be plugged into anything. How do you know it works? I plugged it in before.

I just don't have it on right now, because in this room, if I have both it and this computer on, it'll blow a circuit. Oh, fun. How many did you build total? So far, two. This one is dual processors that I got off eBay. Are those like Xenon processors or whatever? Like server ones?

Yeah, so these are, they're actually these ones right here. So these. Ooh! I got these for like less than 10% of the price of what they retail for. I don't know how and I don't care. They'll just wait two weeks when they stop working again. No, no, no. Didn't you build like five of these

and you had to send them to Stygian? I'm sorry, what? To look at them, you were like, help me? Are you trying to say Stygian Dynamics, our favorite computer company? God fucking damn it, dude. I hate words. Yeah, that's it.

Didn't they help? Yeah, they're helping. Okay, so is this a separate computer or one of the ones they looked at? This is a separate one. Yeah, so we're working in tandem. I'm just trying to follow the timeline. Yeah, so what else I did, the second one,

I have an eight GPU server out in my storage. There was no way that I could fit eight 4090s unless I change the cooling block, right? So what I've been doing is I've been putting these water cooling blocks on them. The ones that were like two millimeters too thick or whatever it was? Yeah, those are too thick.

But that's not, it's not too thick for that one. Water cooling that whole thing would take a whole thing. So what I realized is the actual 4090 I have, if you take off the fan off the top of it, the actual radiator is less than two slots. There's no fans on it, but it's less than two slots. There are these stands on the top of it. The actual radiator is less than two slots. There's no fans on it, but it's less than two slots. There are these stands on the sides of it that go up past two slots. All I gotta do is cut those off. I take some scissors and I'm like, it must be plastic,

not plastic, metal. Grab a Dremel, put the metal cutting head on it. Metal dust everywhere, all in the electronic components. That's really good for electronics yeah. Airbrush blast it out first one done not gonna do that again for the seven others go to Home Depot grab tin snips because I'm like I bet they're aluminum not aluminum steel so you squeeze really hard with the tin snips and you bend it back and forth, it'll break eventually. Then you got these real jagged, scrappy posts on the edge of your GPU. Oh, so sharp. So razor sh- Like, after it would break off, it wouldn't break off like it would limply fall over. It would go, BWING! And then it would go flying in a random direction.

It would go, BWING! It was crazy. So seven of those went by, and I fit eight GPUs into this server And at this point I decided to Google if I was doing this right. Nope I tried to calculate the thermal capacity of these cards if they were just purely passively cooled what the airflow would need and then I couldn't find an answer. So I said I bet it'll be good enough and I turned the server And it worked and then I couldn't find an answer so I said, I bet it'll be good enough. And I turned the server on... Hahahaha! And it worked! It fucking worked!

I was watching the temperatures, so long as I kept the power of the cards individually, you can limit the power. They're normally 450 watt a card, which at 8 cards is about 3600 watts, or 3.6 kilowatts. But if you limit the power to a reasonable level like 33% of what it should be it works. No, no, that's fine. You don't need to use all the power

Why not just use three cards at full power? No, the only reason that I have it at 33 right now is because it will blow a fuse But the reason with 4090 that math weight a lot of people on my member mixer pointed out, it doesn't math because the 4090 is already an overpowered card. So at 450 watts, it's actually not as efficient as it could be. If you lower it, and there's tech YouTubers that have done analysis of this, you can lower the power target to 60% and only lose 10- 15 percent of performance. So you gain a huge power saving, up to 33 percent for about 10 to 15 percent performance loss, which is great. It's actually phenomenal, and it's because the 4090 was overpowered. They put the power target so high,

it's like it's already overclocked as the design comes in. But if you bring it down, you'll get barely a dip in performance. If you're gaming, it would be imperceptible. If you're doing rendering tasks, it's the matter of like a few seconds, like longer, and you can make it work. And I'm making it work. The render farm is happening.

Yay. What are you gonna render once it's all done? What are you making? My movie stuff. Like balls and water and stuff. I'm gonna make the greatest, most high fidelity 3D porn the world has ever seen. Yes, yes.

I might still have the computer tower that has, what was that game? Yifilicious on it somewhere if you want it back. Don't say that out of public. Oh, I mean, what's porn? Is that Jake Gyllenhaal's new movie? Well, congrats on your functional render farm. How many more are you going to make?

Like how many how big will this get? So they Stygir Dynamics is working on six computers that have are going to be like the base render nodes. I've actually been talking to the people at Houdini so that they they can know how best to set this up. Sager Dynamic can know how best to set this up in terms of networking, but I've also been working with them

because I'm trying to get more CPU power. CPU power is like the thing for fluid simulations. The GPUs are great for rendering the actual final images, but the CPUs are necessary for any kind of physics simulation stuff. There might be a time in the future where that's not true, but right now you can get CPUs a lot cheaper than anything else because of the way that it's structured for simulations right now, and because everyone's crazy for GPUs right now. So that's why the professional level GPUs that actually fit in those cases are way too expensive. So if I can fit a 4090, oh, the back of the the back of the server can't close

because the 4090s are too tall. It looks real jank, but it works. That just includes Airflow, I'm pretty sure. It sure doesn't, especially when you got only passively cool cards. But I'm going to I'm going to like tape off the sides where like the triangle of it goes up like this. And I'm going like tape off the sides where like the triangle of it goes up like this and I'm gonna tape off the side so it actually does kind of still go towards the back. Oh is it oh it's supposed to be drawing and that opens up a big leak in the

IC. No all you need is just get some box fans and just aim those right in there. You're right you're right. We're gonna spray bottle when it gets too hot just yeah get the stuff you're allowed to put your electronics into. What's that? What was that called? Dielectric fluid. Just spritz it with a little dielectric juice.

Cool it right off. You guys wanna see what my small talk? I don't know. Do we ever really care about the host small talk? You may notice watchers and maybe listeners if you have a really good ear. I'm not in the same room I used to be in. It's still purple, but I got this guy, flickery.

And also my desk does this now. He's shrinking! It's kind of a Watchers bit. Here I'll aim. He's shrinking! Bob! Wait, does it, Mark is already standing. Oh shit, my wires!

Oh, yours isn't set up to be sit stand natively? Do you think I did that properly? I did I actually put I am I'm very proud I have a whole setup with two computers and all the shit on my desk connected properly and it's a sit stand desk So get ready to see me moving around a lot. Oh, yeah I have no idea if this is the correct height. It seems right ish Just hold down the up button to all the cables rip out. Just do it. Just go for it. Oh, I'm not staying.

I sat. I'm sitting. Do you hear? Doesn't yours have presets? Don't you have one of those fancy ones where you literally- Oh God, yeah. Do you think I've set those up? This desk is six years old.

I've never set it up. I moved my entire office down four flights of stairs and it was awful. And there's a big pile of shit on the floor next to me. Four flights of stairs? Yeah, my office was there's a big pile of shit on the floor next to me. Four flights of stairs? Yeah, my office was on the second story and this is the basement. I've done a lot of stairs,

but I don't have to move again anytime soon. Isn't a flight of stairs one floor to the next? I guess. We have split stairs. We have U-shaped stairs. So you go down to a landing and then down. It sounds more impressive. Let him have it, Wade.

Let him have it.. Let them have it I'm just trying to figure out how fucking rich this man is two side yards four flights of stairs I took my office down 34 stairs Okay, that's a lot of steps. He actually his house has one of those observation roosts You know, what do they call my widow's walk up on a big lighthouse tower. I even had it brought all the way down there. We got an escalator installed and I had to go down while it was on up mode. So I brought my office. It only went down two stories, but I brought down 18 flights of stairs. Oh,

also, did you guys know you can control the water pressure in your house? I did not. There's apparently literally a valve where you can go and take like a screwdriver and change the water pressure in your entire house. And since we moved into this place, the water pressure has been kind of crappy and we were like, ah, that sucks.

I wonder if we can fix that. Yes, I fixed it in 10 minutes with a screwdriver. I'm a man and I learned, well, actually, Mandy figured out we could do that, but I did it, damn it. Congratulations. I didn't know you could do that cause I would like to turn ours up a smidge, but I'm afraid that a smidge,

something will be horribly designed and if I turn it up a smidge, it'll burst every pipe in the house at once. If I was you, I would never change anything about any plumbing in my entire life. Like you have a bad track record and it's not your fault, but also don't touch it. Fireplace! We solved the mystery of our ghost fireplace. Remember I told you like months ago higher life, like you have a bad track record and it's not your fault, but also don't touch it.

Fireplace! We solved the mystery of our ghost fireplace. Remember I told you like months ago our fireplace was turning itself on? Wasn't that tied into the whole maple syrup smell debacle? It was around the same time. We decided, well, okay, we, I decided to, I was like, you know, our fireplace is turning itself on. That's probably safe.

Let's wait four months to get someone to look at it. So finally got someone to look at it and somehow didn't explode. It turned out, so under this gas fireplace, there's a little panel you can open up and there's a switch in there. So if your remote dies, you can turn it on, just have it on, you can turn it off

or you can turn to where the remote works. Cool, makes sense. There's also a separate little function where you can turn the gas on or off to it. Sure, sure. Somebody spliced in a second switch for the on-off, and the second switch had exposed wires about a quarter of an inch apart. And when those wires arc or touch, the fireplace just comes on.

And it turns out whenever apparently it was like getting hot or something under there, it would either arc or the wires would be close enough to where they would just spark and turn the fireplace on. So we removed that and now we don't have ghost fireplace anymore. Do you have any idea why they may have done that? Nope and neither did the guy that was looking at it. He was like, huh, I've never seen a fireplace with two on off switches underneath and the emergency on off switch that are connected and therefore only work if the other one still

has power. Yeah, that's an interesting choice. I don't know why but it's gone and now fireplace That's what you like to hear at the end of that see For listeners shrugs are happening. Oh, you could hear that truck. You can hear that shrug I trust the guy that told me that he was taller than me, balder than me, wiser than me. He was just a better version of me. He finished touching your fireplace and he looked up at you and he said confidently, I don't think you need any more mud.

And then you knew it was fixed. This guy was so tall that when he was sitting, I felt like he was almost as tall as me. That might be a slight exaggeration, but this was a tall man. This was a tall man. Must be from Minnesota. It was like a 6'10 man. And I felt really bad because he was a tall man. This was a tall man must be from Minnesota It was like a 610 man

And I felt really bad because he was so tall and yet he had to like lay on the floor like barely able to get Under the fireplace and it's like poor guy He needs to be like cleaning the top of the chimney the tallness wouldn't affect his ability to lay down I think I think he's fine. You have further to go down, man. You have no idea, Mark. You're not at all. You don't know what it's like. Imagine how hard it is for us to lay down. It's even harder for this fellow. Head to floor is a much greater distance when you're 6'10".

In fact, it's 6'10". You're right. I'll beg for forgiveness. Listeners, can you tell when I'm shrugging, I'm just talking and you never know when something's gonna shrug up and down I do one episode where we draw a mascot and now every episode Watch the chest that's fine. We draw the mascot. He's a bitch. Yeah, I agree with that statement

Anyway, you guys want to play a game? Very jigsaw of you. How many questions are you gonna ask? They're not questions, but there are 30 of them. Holy shit. It's okay, they're quick, they're easy. I'm in a mood apparently with my episode ideas, and this is not trivia, but I do have a list of things I've prepared, and they go from easy to the last section is labeled as nonsense.

I'll probably be good at that part. You think that. Today, I want you guys to do tongue twisters. Oh, fuck me, dude. No, no, no, no, no. This is gonna follow the usual format where one of you gets to go first and then the other one has an opportunity to steal.

I'm gonna go ahead and ask you both to read all of them because whoever, if there's any any like tie or anything whoever does it faster it's the point. Oh I see. So so it's kind of a subjective judging thing right you're gonna get one shot I'm gonna send you the tongue twister through the chat here you can look at it and then you get one shot and then your opponent gets a shot and it's like whoever does it better if it's kind of comparable. Can we pronounce it and then try to say it fast? Do we have to just say it all at once?

You get one chance to say it out loud. You can say it in your head. You can look at it and think about it. But as soon as you say anything out loud, I'm going to click start on the timer. And that that is your one shot at blasting. They start easy. OK, they start easy. And wait, since you're so worried about it.

I'm there's one particular that Tyler said to me years ago that has haunted me for decades. Well, I probably didn't find, I don't know if I found that one or not, but I'll tell you what it is after we're done with the list. Okay, wait, I've sent you your first tongue twister. I'm not going to send it to Mark, uh, until it's his turn to like say it. So there's no, no extra practice. Uh, but yeah, whatever you're ready, Wade. All right. She sells seashells by the seashore. Oh, one point oh three seconds.

I was that clean. That felt that felt cleanish. All right, Mark, whenever you're ready. Oh, no, this is probably one that's more to my weakness, but I know. Well, we all have our strengths and weaknesses, so don't get too hung up on it. I'll be all right. She sells seashells by the seashore. I can't do those sisters and shizzes I feel like we said it almost the exact same way because the same the same part you thought that was well I spent what? Well, yeah, I know I know

My brain is a very fragile thing and we're shattering the last bit of it. I had left All right, mark, you're up first on the next one here. Like I said, we're starting off real chill All right, how much wood would wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Oh nice nice this one's probably better. How much wood could wood chuck chuck if wood chuck could chuck wood? He said could he said could how much wood could a wood he said could How much wood would wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? He said could he said how much wood could a wood chuck chuck oh no you're right how much wood would a wood chuck chuck no you're right i did hear that

i don't know about that i don't know judges mark went first anyway and he did it nice and clean i wouldn't say weights was objectively better quality wise so weights was faster but i'm gonna give the point to mark on that mark had a nice clean run you guys are killing it Like I said, these are the easy ones great, but you guys are killing it right now killing it Are you gonna are you all right? Oh, hey you sent it Yeah, no, I immediately I said it to you a while ago at this point. All right Peter Piper pickled peck Peter Piper Pickled Peck- Ohhhh Oh, time is running, keep going! Peter Piper Picked a Peck of Pickled Peppers Oh boy, huh? Okay, we're gonna call that a complete run

Mark, I think you got a good shot at this one Peter Piper Picked a Peck of Pickled Peppers Hahaha Man, Mark did it in half the time it took way to do it Unbelievable Was his is clean. It was very, very close, you know, but yeah, I'm going to give that one to Mark. I can talk fast. I can't alliterate fast or whatever the hell this is.

Whatever this is. Twisty Tongues. All right. Betty Botter bought some butter. That was not fast. That was all right. That was 1.01 seconds Mark. That's all right.

I think this is up Wade's alley. He likes Betty. He likes butter. He boughts views. He bought her butter. Damn. I knew it was up his alley. I knew it. That's tough. Mark's is a little crisper, but even Mark is conceding. That one felt like Wade's victory. I understood every word he said. That's the thing. Whenever you go super fast, you do lose a little bit of clarity So you have to like decide which one you want more. It's a balancing act Peter Piper picked a peck Pepper if you'd have done that maybe it'd be in a better position right now ice cream you scream We all scream for ice cream

That is tough call. I'm glad the judging is subjective. I'll just make up whatever I want to know Oh, you don't have to tell us man. That's fine. You tell us later if you want. I'm marking it judging is subjective. I'll just make up whatever I want to know though. You don't have to tell us man That's fine. You tell us later if you want. I'm marking it down marking it down. I don't like that. I don't like that phrase Ology you can hear the bias in his voice listeners. It's me. It's me I'm waiting for you to mark. All right, wait, this is not a personal attack on this one, but there's the next one mark I didn't warm up enough for this. This is the warmup. Don't worry, it gets better.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Ooh, that's pretty good. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. Does that have the end part where Fuzzy wasn't very fuzzy wuzzy? Yeah, I don't know what happened.

I thought I got the whole one, but I guess I didn't. Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Ooh, I'm gonna say Mark got that one. Unless Hano is a word in english that i'm unaware of All right, do you want speed or clarity? Okay clarity is better. I'm clarity is better Well, you were you were going for the steel there too, right? So like mark was clear and only a little slower than you. I think mark just speaks clearer than me in general

Well, i'm trying to i'm trying to strike the balance if I if I was going for pure speed I think i'd run into the same You know what I said, I think speed is key and tongue twisters if you slow down my audio here You'll hear it perfectly. Do you want to hear me say the whole alphabet in half a second? This is a this is a tough one for mark too, so we'll see. We'll see who comes out on this one. Six slick snails did slow, slow, slow, slow. Oh no, oh no. Six slick snails slid slow, slow, C-word.

All right, I'm gonna take that. I'm gonna take that. Mark, there's a gap. Six slick snails slid slowly, C-word. Oh shit. Even though he struggles with the S's, Mark gets the steal on that one. I think if you had gotten it on your first try Wade, I think you would have had that.

But you ended up with a 4.34 seconds. That's a tough one. Six slick snails slid slowly to C word. Something about going from slid to slowly is the tough part. I don't know why. Cause it's all I's before it. Six slick snails sl Slick, C word. Mark, for everyone important factoid, lorry is an English word for big truck. Semi trucks are called lorries.

Red lorry, yellow lorry. Oof, Mark's turning up the speed. That was, that's a 0.8 seconds. That's pretty fast. All right. Red lorry, yellow lorry. I think Wade gets that one. I think Wade gets that one. That one Wade got that one. I think Wade gets that one.

That one is so much easier than the slick snails. The... And the... Everybody knows what you're talking about. There we go. You have to say it five times. There are five of them. Unique New York, unique New York, unique New York, unique New York, unique New York.

That seemed a lot easier than it got at the end. It was like you were falling down the stairs trying to get a message out. My brain was like, this is easy. Why would this be hard? And I got to the third one and my mouth was just like, yeah, I don't like him no more. Oh, let's see if I got this. Unique New York, unique New York, unique New York, unique New York, unique New York. Oh yeah, after the third one, it does get weird.

Mark takes that one by less than a 10th of a second. What is all that about, baby? I would say it was a little crisper, but also it was faster. Well, we got another repetition one. I'm gonna say this is the last one of the easy ones, so. Great. Wait, what do you mean?

What do you mean? What do you mean? It can't get much worse than six slick snails. Oh, wouldn't you like to see? Oh, no. All right toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat. Oh Man Wade you're gonna have to really show up for this one. All right, but toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat Oh a mark takes that one. Yes! Just, literally by six thousandths, no, six hundredths of a second. I knew I was gonna be terrible at this. You're doing fine.

What do we got here? Four, five, the score, the score is five to five. Wait, really? Which ones did I win? Yeah, I don't know why you always think that you're at such a, there was only one time and it was the actual quiz Other than red lorry yellow lorry, I don't know that I've won since like the first four

You won the seashells, you won Betty Botter bought some butter, you won ice cream you scream You won red lorry yellow lorry and you won toy boat Mark took woodchuck, pickled peppers, which was kind of a gimme Wait I thought you said I won toy boat Yeah I thought he won toy boat and I thought he won ice cream, I thought you said I won Toy Boat. Yeah, I thought he won Toy Boat and I thought he won ice cream. I thought you just said I won Toy Boat. No, I did. I wrote that down wrong. I wrote that down wrong. I wrote that down wrong.

You're right. OK, did he win ice cream or did I thought he won ice cream too? No, you won ice cream. Yeah, cool. OK, that's a lot closer than I thought. I wouldn't write down multiple things incorrectly. So that was a good warm up. Would you guys like to flip flop who gets to go first or should we just go back to Wade here doesn't matter just go back to wait wait here is your next one do you know all those words my brain

is trying to know them yes I think come on brain work okay here we go mark I Six shikes, six sheep sick. Pfft. A sign from pronunciation of the word sheik. Oh no. The six six sheik, six sheep sick. I think this one's mine for the taking. Oh, this is the worst. I believe in you. The six six sheik's sixth sheep sick. This, fuck you Bob, fuck you, fuck you Bob.

That was the first one I enjoyed. You know that's my weakness. Look, Wadewids, there's a lot. Will it make you feel better that that is one of two, three short ones in this? Short? The rest of them are no longer short? does that make you feel better or worse? Here have a look at this one mark it might look familiar to you. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right Okay, all right So you so you've got you're prepared for this how much wood would wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood he would chuck

He would as much as he could and chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood Oh, that seems longer. It's it's got a little it's got some ad-libs in it. You ready? Wait, I'm getting real up close in here to read read harder closer makes you read better How much wood would wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? He would chuck wood chuck as much as he could as much as he would chuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood. I love that the whole time I just see the top of your head just- just- I got real in there, man. I thought it would help. Oh my God.

The back half was just like throwing a bunch of extra cuts at woods. He would. He could. He would. He really would. That one goes to Mark. Are you sure? Mark, I swear I'm not targeting you with these, but S is a very common one. Yeah, it makes sense. It makes, it makes, thence.

Thence? I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit. Oh my god. That was pretty good. Can I, uh, abstain? No, Mark, that's part of what's funny. You have to try. I believe in you.

I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slit the sheet I sit. That was pretty good. That was good. It waits was a touch faster. So Wade does hold onto that one, but that was good. That was strong, strong effort. All right, thank you, thank you.

Thank you very much. Can I be honest? This one I think is English, but also I'm not entirely sure. I'm not sure what this one means. I don't wanna be that guy, but I'm not sure what the fuck this means. Do you know what it means, Mark?

Um, no. Okay, well. Padkinporedkurdpulledcod. That's just random words. I think that's just random words. It does feel a little like a bunch of random words mushed together. Yeah, what the fuck did you just... Oh.

Oh! I think I understand it now. Alright. Padkid poured curd pulled cod. Oh, fuck. That was half the time. So Padkid poured some curd pulled cod. Is curd pulled cod a thing?

Not that I know of, but probably. I don't know, but it's an adjective. Curd pulled cod is probably a thing. This one, you know what? This one belongs in easy. Or skipping this adjective. Kurt pulled cod is probably a thing. You know what? This one belongs in easy. Or skipping this one. I'm deleting this one. No, I mean, maybe.

You got this buddy. Frisbrave, brigadiers, brandish, broad, bright, brandish, blades, blunderbusses, and bludgets, balancing them badly. Well, how did another voice come out of your mouth in the last word? Cause I remembered I got the word blades and I don't know what came out of my mouth. Bludgers please. I don't know, Mark.

I don't know if you can top that. I'm ready to top it. First brave brigadiers brandish broad bright blades blunderbusses and bludgens bouncing them badly. Absolutely shredded on that bad boy. I don't know what happened with blades. My brain couldn't bleed. Blades, blunderbusses, and bludges. Brisk brave bring it to your brain. It's broad, bright, bruh, bruh, bruh.

Bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh. It's the art. It's bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, blah. That's why. It's the blah. The blah is blah. It's like it's designed to make it hard to say. Fuck! Yeah, wait, this is unfair, but it's supposed to be. It's like it's designed to make it hard to say fuck. Yeah, wait, this is unfair But it's supposed to be what's unfair to both of us All right If you must cross a course cross cow across a crowded cow crossing cross the cross course cow across the crowded cow crossing Carefully what the fuck how the hell did you do that? I could barely read it as fast as you just said it

I as fast as you just said it. Ha ha ha ha easy. It's like you melted in and out of consciousness You must cross the course cow crunch My brain is just too high-powered for my stupid mouth don't worry wait this next one is a philosophy Stupid mouth. Don't worry Wade. This next one is a philosophy Theme oh, okay, so you've got this you see the philosophical question that this one poses. All right. All right. Here we go I thought I thought but the thought I thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought I thought I thought I'd been The thought I thought I wouldn't have thought so much. Whoo. That's a clean one. Oh boy. That's a nice crisp one Good bounce back Wade good bounce back. Are there style points? Nice crisp one. Good bounce back Wade, good bounce back. Are there style points?

You could try style and see if I- All right, okay, okay, all right. Editors, set the mood. I thought a thought, but the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.

I think the goal was definitely to read it as slowly and dramatically as possible for this. Very stylistic. I could feel the... Wade gets the point. Ah, fuck. But I was so philosophical about it. Can you read it any faster, Mark?

I just want to hear you try. You weren't. You really leaned into the content of it. I thought the thought! But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought! Wade's headphones fell off his head because of the gesticulations he was wildly making. Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie. Woo, nice.

You guys do not take this lying down. Every time one of you gets stomped or you feel like you're having a hard time, the next one you come back and just light it on fire. Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie. Oh, I think Mark's gasp says it all. Oh, man.

I'm sorry, Wade gets that one, buddy. I know when I've been bested. Here is the final hard difficulty, Tongue Twistered. It's a little bit longer. Is it bad if my brain tongue twisted reading it? No, I get that. This one is kind of tough to read. To sit in a solemn silence in a dull, dock in a bestial prison with his life long lock away the sensation of

A short sharp shock from a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block I would have given it to you if you did fair fair is fair. I guess Just sit in solemn silence in the dull dark dock in a To sit in solemn silence in the bell dark dock and a pacifier Fuck! Fuck! Black! Cock! Hahahaha Fuck! Anybody who was looking for a soundbite of Mark just screaming that you now have it Ah, it's fine, it's fine

Alright, I'm gonna go ahead and call the timer on that one at 16 seconds and say I feel like I did really well in that section I think Wade gets the point on that way oh they see Wade you got six and Mark got three Wade took a lot in that section I took the lead Mark how's it feel feels fine shut up and I love you bet you're confused now we're now entering the third stage of the game, which I have labeled nonsense. Some of these aren't words. Some of them are just letters arranged together in a way that might be difficult to say and

possibly read. There's no P's or C's, right? There's a lot of letters. There's some Z's. There's a TH1. There's an FW. Whoa. You'll see.

You'll see. Whop. Anyway, Mark, you're see, you'll see. Whop. Anyway, uh, Mark, you're up first on this one. Alright. Whooooa. I'm ready to time whatever you're ready, my good man. Okay. Zizzle zazzle zoomie zoom zippy zappy zoodle singing zestily through zany zigzaggy zones.

Ooh, clean. Zizzle zazzle zoomie zoom zippy zoop zap zappy-ing zest-ly through zany zigzag-y zone AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-bleep-bloppy-blip blorp-tastic-blobbies blipping-bloppily round blustery blibbering bluffs. Oh my god, Mark is a savant at this. Now it's coming back. Can we go back to the philosophical ones? This one is very unfair to Mark. Don't worry about it. What? Okay, alright, okay, alright. What? Okay, man, alright, okay, alright. What the f-

Swishity swash, splishy splash, shimmery shusher, swishily swishing, swiftly cross slippery slushy shores. What the fuck? Sluushy shores. I don't know why I had to say it in that accent, but it just came out that way. That's actually the way it's pronounced in the regional dialect, I think. That's second to last word almost tripped me up. Sluicey shores. Okay. Swishy swash, splishy splash, shimmery shushers, swishily swishing, swishy cross slippery, slushy shores. That was definitely faster. All of that felt like I was riding a wave while drowning. I gotta say, I think Mark's was a little bit clearer even though he's definitely dunking on you this time

I'm gonna give that to mark You would you did get the faster you got the faster, but mark if there were a couple words there were no that's fair That's fair. It's really the shell. Lushy that needs to be enunciated Lushy shores. Oh fuck crackle crunch crinkly croak crispy critters crunching crunchily on craggy crinkly crag- cranky crags. Oof. That was almost a perfect run, but that was pretty fast. Okay. Crackle crunch, crinkety croak, crispy critters crunching crunchily on craggy crinkly cranky crags.

What is up my CRANKY CRAGS? It's unfair how close friends you are with the crank boy. Yes. I say it every morning when I wake up in the mirror When you lived with Ethan when you guys did redacted every morning you woke up on each other fully nude and screamed What is up my creepy crew? The good old days wait I know I said the other one was unfair to mark this one is deeply unfair to mark No, I think I think this will be alright you think yeah You think you Yeah. You think?

You look so confident. Thwompity thwack, thuddy thump, thumpy thwacker thwacking, thumpily through thorty thwickity thicket. Fuck. Still feeling that confidence, bud? I was fine till thwhackers. Thwhackers. Yeah, well, I don't know if it's gonna be much easier for Wade, but I do, I believe.

This is gonna be your first point in the third round. I believe in you. All right. Thwackity thwack study thump thumpy thwackers thwacking thumply through thorn thwickity thickets. All right. Yeah, no, that's that's clearly Wade's. Man, the extra W's in there really are off-putting. Oh, do you like extra W's in words? I didn't. I've got some more extra W's for you. I've got those extra W's you ordered right here, buddy This is so long Why?

All right, here we go Pushity flip flappy fluttery fluttery flippers flipping f-flippers-flipping-fappily-mid-flappily-mid's-fluffy-fwoofy-ferns. Glug-glug-glug-gloppy-glu-glup-glup-glug-glug-glug-glop-glop-glug-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop- Okay. Fushity-fwip fappy-flutter fluttery-fwhippers fwhipping flappily-mits fluffy-fwoofy ferns gluggle-gurgle gloppy-gloop gloopy-gurglers glugging gloppily down gushy-gushy-gurgly gorges. Oh, I'm gonna say Mark was faster and also he got glugging gloppily when you said glugging gloopily. Mark, I think you have a hidden talent here, Mark. He did say one of the F words wrong. I don't remember which one, but like it was overall, it was overall still better than mine.

Oh wait, no, yeah, he said Flappily instead of Flappily, but it was kind of, well, but it's not Flappily, it's Flappily. But he got gorges and stuff cleaner, like he was cleaner overall plus it was faster I don't care about that that hasn't helped me at all yet. All right, so we like the extra W's and words got it Here's another winner. Okay, it's shorter. So Tweedle twiddle twaddle twirl twirly twiddlers twaddling twirl early round twisty twigly twigs

round twisty twiggly twigs Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw-Tw much faster but you said twaddle twirl instead of twaddle twirl I don't know if that's enough to negate how much faster. Twaddle twirl? Is that twaddle twirl? Yeah I feel like that was a Wade. I think that was a Wade. That's fair it was pretty quick. When Mark when Mark groans that means Wade wins. Grown for me baby. I'm never gonna groan for you again. Ever. This is the last one are we ready? Yes. Good luck sir. Okay. Plopppity plop, plinky plunk, plunky plippers, plinking ploppily and puddily plu-py pools. Squiggly squawk, squishy squish, squiggly squawker squishing squooshily through squelchy squibbly squabs. Nice. I fucked one part of it. God damn it. It was pretty clean though. Like, it was just pretty good.

Alright. Plippity plop, plinky plunk, plunky plippers, plinking ploppily in puddley plippy pools squiggly squawk squishy squish squiggly squawker squishing squishily through squilty squibbly squabs ooh Get a couple early stutters, but man that finish was pretty clean. I think Mark took that one I think Mark's was as clean or cleaner, and it was two seconds faster two seconds Yeah, that last half. I was like so panicking in the first half of that.

Oh, man. Oh. All right. That's fair. Two seconds is a lot. Well, there wasn't that much to this game, but I just really wanted to hear you guys struggle with a bunch of tongue twisters.

I'm gonna be honest. Can I add one? Yeah. So what was Tyler's? Was Tyler's not in here? Baby Bumper Buckle Buster five times fast. Baby Bumper times fast. Baby bunker Ooh, baby bunker. Oh, nope. Can't do it. Baby bumper buckle buster five times fast. See this is the thing I can't say any tongue twisters. Yeah, let's hear you go through the whole list real quick

Let me see. Let me pick out some choice ones. Swishy swash, splishy splash, shimmery slushers Nope, shushers, swishily swishing, swiftly, cross slippery, slushers, nope. Shushers, swishily, swishing, swiftly, cross-slippery, slouchy, schlores, nope. Shores, shlooshy, slouching. Slushy, schlores. Yeah, no, I can't do this. Mark, can you bite Baby Bumper Buckle Buster five times fast? Yeah, he's asked me to say this before.

Baby Bumper Buckle Buster, Baby Bumper Buckle Buster, Baby Bumper Bumper, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba. Baby Bumper Bumper Bumper. Baby Bumper Buckle Buster, Baby Bumper Buckle Buster. Baby Bumper Bumper Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Bucklebuster! Make him over Bucklebuster if I'm smiling! Okay, I have the points totals and I'm a little bit shocked. People will say this is fake and manufactured, but it's not. I'm just that good at game design. Mark, you got points for not a single success, sex noises, it was crazy, high fidelity porn,

and then also you got a bunch of points for a bunch of tongue twisters Which I'm not gonna read off all of them because it's all shit look and that's you guys remember you watched wait You got points for Ryan Jake play with water get wet you fallacious Jake Ghost fireplace and also big boy points and also you got a number of points for your tongue twisters that you got the final score is Mark with 14 and Wade with 12 oh no wait that's not the add 5 to each of those cuz I wrote I'm a dumb mark got 19 and Wade got 17 20 no it's the same different I just missed a stat I wrote I'm bad at writing. Mark still wins though. Congratulations, Mark. You are the you have the twistiest tongue around.

You really clean you guys were close in the easy ones. Wade took a little bit of a lead in the hard section and then Mark absolutely mopped the floor with you in the nonsense. He was very nonsensical. I thought a thought but not the thought I thought that I thought that I would think. I thought. Anyway, congrats. Mark, winner speech? Yes, I would like to say thank you for everyone that believed in me. Thank you to our gracious host. Thank you to our wonderful competitor for bringing out the best of me. And thank you for these standing desks. I believe standing led to my victory today. Standing is incredible. More people should stand and I stand for standing. Thank you.

Good speech Mark. You don't need to pander anymore but I love standing desks now. Wait, a loser speech please. I choose to sit because sitting is what I sit. Sitting sats sits me as I sit, sitily. On my slitted seat I sit, for sitting is shit. Something about how the- when you move a disc, if I think a monitor is now blocking a light, you look so shaded, like dark, dreary. It's one of the most depressing framings. 100% my monitor is blocking the light.

Ready? Oh. For listeners, the Waze desk is currently lowering and his face is getting brighter. I'm back, baby. I'm actually shocked. I decided when I came back from Texas, I was just like, I'm just gonna stand at this desk

and I've been doing it and it's gotten much easier. It's not bad. This is the first time I've used this desk for more than like 10 minutes standing at it. When I'm doing something, I was like, oh, standing is so boring. I'm gonna like, no, if you're like doing something and you're paying, you don't even think about the fact

that you're standing, it's not bad. Good for your core, good for balance, all good. Thank you for playing, both of you. Thank you for winning. Mark, thank you for losing, Wade, someone had to. Thank you listeners for listening and watchers for watching. Thank you for checking out our merch at distractablestore.com. Thank you for checking out Mark and Wade at their respective social media places.

And me too, I have those. Yeah, make sure you follow the podcast, hit the little plus thing, or subscribe, and then you'll know when the episodes come out, because they'll tell you. Because you'll be a member of the secret club that's free to join and not a secret. That's the end of the episode. Mark's gonna host the next one, because he is the twistiest tongue-er I've ever known. And until then, I said thanks for everything else, so there's nothing to say thanks for, so... Ah, fuck me, I guess.

Podcast out! I thought a thought!