Distractible - Wade Is Sopping

Episode Date: November 15, 2024

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As a Fizz member, you can look forward to free data, big savings on plans, and having your unused data roll over to the following month, every month. At Fizz, you always get more for your money. Terms and conditions for our different programs and policies apply. Details at Fizz.ca. Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractable. This episode, Boud, Bob, the Italian Stallion, Invents Kenori cannons, confronts Alexa, And asks his brethren to propound their preferences. Wawa Wade plugs Sodo, makes it moist,

But loves it thick, caged, leashed, and shaven. Mazoran Mark consumes a mc-triple, Hates on horrendous Houdini, but wants it creamy. From Mr. Beast to stuffed wallets, heheheheh, it's time for Wade is Sopping. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show. Hello everyone and welcome back

to the world's favorite podcast. This is Distractable. I'm your host for today. My name is Bob. I am the host because I won the last one. And just like in every episode, I, the host, will be hosting and my two other friends, co-hosts, competitors, will be trying to see who earns the right to host the next episode that comes after this one.

If there is one, which there there will be because there always is Anyway, my two friends mark and Wade say hi guys Hi Are you booing both of you or or just Wade? I'm booing everything in the general vicinity Okay, you ever seen the show before that's how it works. I'm the host I give out points which I have to write down on paper which I have in this book which I will write in and then they don't matter and I they're all bullshit but the but the winner is very important and um carefully calculated uh but before we get into the idea that I have for the episode today uh small talk how's it going? Oh, can I just say two words, one syllable?

No, two syllables, one word. Soto. What? S what? Soto. Soto. I think he's cursing us. An Italian place down in Cincinnati, the restaurant.

It's so good. Oh, yeah. Wait, I almost went there once. Oh, man, you got to go. It's so good. It's like they make fresh like they like make fresh pasta or they make their pasta in house so does Olive Garden no they don't I don't know man the cashew e pepe the cappellacci oh cappellacci cappellacci

caccio e pepe you guys want somelatches? I'm one third Sicilian. Catch your pee-pee, the cap-a-latchy, the be-ste-ca? Zuuu... I'm sorry, what? That's just literally steak, but it's so good. That's what Mr. Beast did when he released Lunchly. He made a be-ste-ca. Hahahaha!

Hahahaha! Out here firing shots. See, I was making a joke and just molded into a better one. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHA HAHAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA Why would you disparage him? Oh, disparage. I was like, why would you just marriage him? I was like, what? That's right. Mr. Beast and I are going steady. By that I mean we strip, strip straight to marriage. Hey, Bob, I'm great, man. So there's good food. Italian, very good. Did you have some wine with your food or you feel- I did have some wine. I had a couple of glasses, not gonna lie, it was good. I had some Moscato D'asti, De-a-sti? I'm not Italian, I'm Ohioan, so pardon my English.

I'm 1 third of Ohioan. We speak our own special language. It's very good though, if you ever find yourself in Cincinnati and you book a reservation two or three months in advance, very delicious. Pricy, but good. We had six people. We ordered nine pastas, ate them all. We had three of the bread appetizers. We had the steak, very expensive too. And then we had three desserts that we split. God dang.

The donuts, they have a donut dessert, three dipping sauce. Oh my god, the caramel. You know, donuts are have a donut dessert three dipping so oh my god the car You know donuts are the very Italian dessert these are Italian because they're served at Soto Sovereign territory of Italy were they called donuts or were they called like what's it? Isn't it zeppoli? It's not like Italian donuts It's like deep-fried. I think they were called ricotta donuts. I see I see And never a more American thing has been said on this podcast. But it's so good. Don't let me ruin it for you. Somehow you did. I never want to go to Soto. I want one of those beef steakas and some Italian donuts. Chip Chop.

You guys serve lunch here? You got any of that Moscato di Asti? Anyway, that sounds fun. That's a good dinner. That's definitely a place I hope that Mandy and I get to go at some point here. That's nice. Only downside is we got seated right under a speaker and they had the music a little loud that night.

And boy, were we reading lips cause we couldn't hear a damn thing. Just three and a half hours of yeah, no other song plays the whole time. So, you know know it's Italian. I don't remember what songs we're playing, but man, were we just like... What? A lot. Where we were just like, I think I know it was...

This place does not sound good to go to. We had the only table that I could see that was directly under a speaker. All the other speakers hidden. You know, you can ask them about that. We did. And they said that as more people come in throughout the night, they turn the volume up more. So they kind of were like, yeah, if you think it's loud now, just wait.

We're like, we can't hear. And they're like, and they left. But the food, worth it. You just went to Dick's last stand, last resort. Dick's last stand, you know. That was literally the response we got to like, Hey, the music's a little loud. Hey, if you think it's loud now, just wait.

We crank that shit way up later. Why though? I don't know. Just, I just imagine if you get the last round of reservation you could see that nine o'clock and your waiter comes like, Hello, would you guys like tap water or sparkling? We have spark, what?

Cool restaurant. Dude, if it gets much louder, you just be sitting there foaming at the mouth from your ears exploding. You sit down at the table and it's like you're in a helicopter, the way it puts on a pair of headphones and is like, under your seats.

This is how we communicate, because it's so loud. We don't control that. Not a bad idea actually to have those. Well, that sounds really fun. Despite my description, always one of the biggest hits is to go to Soto. It is very, very good.

Mixed bag on that review. Never had that seat before. Hope I never get that seat again. Everywhere else I've sat, great. But if you're right by the wine hole, you might be by the speaker. Is that the hole they scoop the ladles into to get the house wine out of? I think it's a cell hole, you might be by this picture. Is that the hole they scoop the ladles into to get the house wine out of?

I think it's a cellar, but the cellar's kind of like just a cone shape with a ladder, and then there's some wine bottles in it. We were between the bread heaver and the wine hole. It's a nonstop activity. I think of a cellar, like you go down a staircase, and there's like a whole basement with shelves. This was just kind of like a nice whole cone of wine.

Yeah, thankfully they were seated right next to the spaghetti chute so they could just press their mouth up on air. Our table was actually one of the ones with the lever just, ah! Spaghetti right in there. Wait for the cannoli catapult to come sailing over. It's like hibachi but Italian. They give you five balls and across the room there's a target and if you hit the target the

catapult fires unlimited cannolis for five minutes. There's a classy restaurant you found Wade. That'd be cool. Found a good Indian place recently, found a good uh well so do we've known about the hibachi plate. Dude we've been eating good when we got out. Sounds fancy. I hope I get to eat somewhere that has a wine hole someday. Go to Soto. I don't know if I'm cool enough for that place.

Anyway, Mark, how's your sad life? Wine hole-less? Pretty sad. I had a triple cheeseburger. A triple triple? So was it three cheeses or three patties or both? It was McDonald's triple cheese. Usually I get like the McDouble, but they also do a triple cheeseburger. A triple triple? So was it three cheeses or three patties or both? It was McDonald's triple cheese. Usually I get like the McDouble, but they also do a triple cheeseburger and I never had it before. I know it wasn't always there, but it's not relatively recent,

but I know it's like... Why is it not called a McTriple? Is it like the McDouble where there's only one slice of cheese so it's not cheesy enough? There's a difference between a cheeseburger from McDonald's and a McDouble or a double... There's a double cheeseburger. between a cheeseburger from McDonald's and a Mcdouble or a double, there's a double cheeseburger. The double cheeseburger is two patties, two cheese. The Mcdouble is two patties, one cheese. Two patties, one cheese, yeah. Did you get a Mctriple or a triple? Triple cheeseburger, yeah.

So three cheese, three patties. Three cheese, three patties. It was great. So a triple, triple. They don't allow us to call it that. I thought that's just what they were called in California. Oh, you know, you know, every restaurant's in and out. I actually don't mind in and out, but I don't get to do a session. Anyway, that's not what I'm here to talk about.

I'm ready to- welcome to Markiplier's Complain Corner. Alright, play the song! Cue the song! I turned around and I was complaining. It's just a straight dialogue from my respect video. Just like- Respect. It's just a straight dialogue from my respect video. Like, just, you know. Respect. It's a word. Anyway, this is gonna be the most niche thing,

and I know it's gonna be the most niche thing, because when I was having this problem, you look it up online, there's not an answer to be found about it at all. So it's a Houdini problem, right? For those who don't know, Houdini is a visual effects software. It's it at all. So it's a Houdini problem, right? For those who don't know, Houdini is a visual effects software. It's great at simulations.

I built the whole render farm for that specifically, right? It comes with this software, if you have a license for it called HQ, you know, H-Q as in line Q-Q-U-E-U-E. And I've gotten very good at spelling that because I've had to type in it a billion times. The funny thing about Houdini is it's a very powerful software with extremely robust toolset, zero instructions. It is a schmorgasbord of,

imagine the worst clunkiest user interface from 1995 and that's it. It's like, you'll get used to that. That's fine. It doesn't need to be pretty UI to actually work well. So only it works well. That's fine. It comes with this software called HQ to do distributed simulations and rendering you you hook up all your computers to it It's able to you send a job and it goes like all of you. It splits it in pieces Well, you have to okay. You actually have to split it into pieces before you set it It's not like it does that automatically you'd think it was but it don't you have to define specifically where it's gonna be split up Into pieces that does have very little documentation but at least there are some guides to it. The funny thing is I was bashing my head against the wall, trying to get this to work.

Everything was set up exactly as it should be. Like, and everyone was like, it's very finicky. It's very finicky. All the right drive letters. Da da da da da da da da. You got to have everything set up on the same network and the static IPs and open your ports. It wouldn't work no matter what. For like two days straight, I was trying to get it to work. And finally I talked to someone

that had been through this before, who actually got it to work, and they go, oh yeah, it doesn't work. And that was the answer. The answer was the software just sometimes don't work, and that's most of the time apparently. So they were like, yeah, you gotta use another software called Deadline, that'll actually let you do

what you wanna do." And I go, what? Yeah, they won't tell you that. And it's like, they don't tell me anything. There's no documentation for any of this bullshit. And so few people are actually doing it. What was explained to me is they provide this software as like a framework and technically it can work sometimes.

It's meant to be something you build off of with your own like software or something. Exactly. Because the only people really doing big distributed simulations, which, you know, it is a little bit. You need more than one computer. Some people only ever have one computer and that's all most people need. I have six very powerful ones and I need them to talk to each other. But most of the time, yeah, that is a company and they have their own coding staff to build the software to use in their infrastructure to make it. So it's like, literally it's a piece of software that should work on its own, but doesn't and you have to hire people to fix it or get another software that's

made to make it work. Hey, it's great. Huh? That's fun. It's so fun, but guess what? It doesn't work yet because I haven't actually gotten to fix it up since I learned that, but it will soon. What are you doing right now? Because I'm stupid. Yeah, I agree. I'm getting out of here.

Let's leave. You and me, Wade. Three, two, one. Whoever leaves first wins. Wade is clearly right there. Now neither of you left. Editors, send me to Guam! What's Guam look like?

I'm in Guam! Put me in Guam! I have no idea what that... Why do you look like you're underwater? I don't think Guam is underwater. Put me in Guam! Look at all this Guam! Is that offensive? No idea, probably. I feel offended.

You know, to be fair to Mark, I looked up Guam and the first image was a beach. Oh pretty close Guam is a US island territory in Micronesia Cuz I know there's a military a lot of military presence in and John who was on an aircraft carrier They would dock there and that's actually where he spent all of kovat. Oh, these guys are they know the future Guam's World War three significant Oh, that's too Guam's World War 3 significant- oh wait that's two. That's a two. I can read. Wait no, read that article, it was there for a blip. Yeah you gotta remember it.

Guam's World War 3 significance is on view and coming soon. Oh god. I made that last part out. To get back to what Mark was actually talking about though, this is not remotely the same level of niche, but I fucking hate when you have a technical problem and you start Googling because you're like, someone else must have encountered this and you find one forum post from five years ago that's about something that has similar words but not the thing you're dealing with.

And otherwise the internet has nothing to say and you're like, ah, my thing that happened to me most recently is way less interesting. But basically on Windows, there's a way to toggle most recently is way less interesting, but basically on Windows there's a way to toggle monitors on and off with keyboard shortcuts. And in Windows 10 there was a way to do it where you could toggle specific individual monitors on and off. But in Windows 11, you can only toggle on and off either the one main monitor or every monitor that's not your main monitor.

But the way the main monitor is defined is different between the Windows software and the back end. Anyway, I spent a long time Googling this and got into a rabbit hole of people's GitHub's and stuff where it's like, oh, I wrote the script and it does it. Oh, wait, no, it doesn't work on unless you have this other thing. I fucking hate that because it means you're just absolutely screwed. The moment you start Googling and nothing comes up, you just know, you're like, well, this is unsolvable then, isn't it?

Don't your monitors just have a power button? Okay, I have a two PC setup and right now I have all three monitors on one computer, but sometimes I want one of my monitors to not be on the one computer because I want my video game stuff. Holy crap, I almost just pooped my pants. Alexa, I was not talking to you

Okay, it's just it's a thing where it's like this I have one monitor I would like to disable on one computer cuz I and it's like it's not a hard thing But Windows 11 which is what my new computer came with which is annoying because it sucks doesn't work that way for completely arbitrary reasons just because Microsoft didn't include that feature which Windows previously had in past versions anyway I hate that cuz I the moment you get that research result you're just like hmm I've taken to troubleshooting things like that and also like some software like usability things to asking chat GPT about it. But even that, even though they have like they've scraped the entire Internet to train it. And so it's got the answer in there somewhere.

It just doesn't know it. So it's like I have to lead it towards the answer. And even when I'm asking like, OK, what's some menu? And it'll say like, ah, go to preferences, open the network sharing center. And I open preferences. Nothing named that. Yes. And I have to guess There's nothing named that. Yes. And I have to guess what it thinks it's talking about. Did you mean like add-ons?

Did you mean that? And it's like, yes, add-ons, yes, yes. Well, that's fun. No, it's not. But the computers work, the computers work. And my eBay scrounging actually did pay off. I got a lot of these computer parts at a steep discount. Still expensive, but only one of the CPUs I bought

has failed and then, I mean, there's no hope of getting a return at all, ever. So that's a loss, but for the discount I've had across the board, it's been pretty crazy. Nice, I guess that's it. Mark did really well in Smalltalk today. I mean, you both did well, but Mark did better. But I talked about food my favorite thing. Everybody loves food. Just a little, you know.

Mark never talks about tech problems or render farms. Never. This was a very interesting conversation that no one's ever had before and I'm not at all biased in favor of things that I like. That's good. It's true. He's very fair and handsome. I'm going to give out some fair points. Ooh. And a handsome point. Tall. Okay. Well don't suck up. That's just obvious. Like Minecraft damage. Anyway, I have a game. I've been, I've apparently word games is what I'm into now. So we're playing another word game, everybody.

Woo, I did one of those. I'm down. The game itself is fairly simple. So I'm hoping there's gonna be a lot of discussion. Basically the burden's on you guys to make this episode work. I'm ready. It's normal.

But the game is, you only have to come up with one word at a time, basically. You could come up with more. But I have a bunch of phrases that are in the vein of, I like my women like I like my coffee, strong or whatever, right? That's the structure. I like my blank like I like my blank. And then it's a competition between you guys to see who can come up with the best response that completes the saying. And it can be funny, or it can be accurate,

it can be scary, everything's on the table. But where it's gonna be like a back and forth where it's like, we can talk about it, you can help each other if you want, but there's gonna be one final answer for each one that's like the winning answer. But it's easy. Do we need to keep track of any of these words no got it all up here baby yeah this is

not 20 easy questions don't worry bonus point oh I can't remember the question I have the bonus point what was that treaty remember the treaty we talked about it a bunch it's real funny God what was that treaty if one of you guys can remember what's really a Westphalia? There you go Mark wins a bonus point I thought I was Winnebago. Bob give me one. I got it. I got it The wall whose wall what wall? Hadrian. Thank you. Hadrian That's for me. That was a toss-up. Oh

Wade gets the point I guess. Oh man. man. Thanks, Mark, for cheating for me. Hagrid's Wall. Eureka's Castle. What? Was Castle one of them? No. What element is tungsten? Hahaha! I think that was it.

Oh, no! It's tungsten! Alright, no. Mark gets the tungsten point. That's fair. That's fair. Ah, shit. Wade, I feel like you might just want to quit this game while you're ahead. I don't.

I'm not ahead, but yeah, let's quit. I'll start off easy. Question mark. I like my coffee like I like my vacations. Mark, you go first. Wade, you go first. Out of fairness, since he got his ass beat at the trivia questions just now.

Wade, you go first. Hot and steamy. Hot and steamy vacation is good, like Tropical island. I see that. Or sexual, either way. Sure. Oh, yeah. Sexual coffee. I like my coffee like I like my vacations. For work. Because I don't like vacations. So what, it's a working vacation where you don't actually, they get you just working? Red flag, anyone? Red flag. I don't like vacations.

Things that make you swipe bye-bye. Wait, it's, go again. Okay. You like your coffee like you like your vacations. Can you beat for work? Dripping like a good moist vacation. I got one. Okay.

I like my coffee like I like my vacations. Full cream. Oh. Imagine it, imagine it, imagine it. What kind of work are you doing on this vacation? Cream. Is it whipped or unwipped cream? That's for me to know and you to find out.

All right, wait, please don't let cream win. I like my coffee like I like my vacations Here in the McDonald's drive-thru like no I know about the lawsuit in the hands, in the hands. What? Anyway, Mark Crane wins. No, no cup. Made everyone laugh. It was. You know what? That does. It depends what the measuring stick is.

I'm biased for Mark, though. So the measuring stick is shorter for him, which is appropriate. I like my books like I like my desserts. Mark goes first. I like my books like I like my desserts with words on it Sure, okay. Okay pretty literal. Uh-huh. Yeah, you know cake. Happy birthday Oh, I see. I got you. Yeah, wait wait, I like my books like I like my desserts thick Yeah, all right. I like my books like I like my desserts pumpkin pie

Thank you talking about two things sitting in front of Mark with signs. One says books, one says dessert. It's just two pumpkin pies. Cut to Mark in his dorm in college holding a pumpkin pie just like, hmm. Professor, what page are we on? I feel pretty good about that one. Well, if you think you can match that, Wade. Wait, that beat thick?

What is the fucking measuring? No, no, you're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. Thick widths.

If I knew gibberish was the answer. Have you never been in an episode where I've been in charge? That's why I'm trying to rein you in. I would never try to control you, bub. I would. Yeah, I'm like a wild stallion You're not gonna break me wait. I like my music like I like my weather sloppy The word I thought of in my brain, that's what my mouth sad

Sloppy it is sloppy. It is. I like that whatever that tone of voice. You just got out there You should use that more often though. Thanks. Mark. I like my music like I like my weather. Devastating. That's right, that's right, that's right. You can have devastating music. No, I like it, that's good, yeah. I like intense weather. You know, you don't just want a nice thunderstorm you can watch, you want tornadoes left and right. It's literally me listening. I listened to from Frostpunk, The City Must Survive, which is like the last song when the storm's rolling in.

So it's like, I really liked that song and it is like devastation. It's awesome. True story, true story. Good one, good one. Wade. I like my music like I like my weather. Heartly cloudy with a chance of heavy metal.

He's so self-assured. It's hard not to just take your answer at face value when you say it like that. Anyway, devastating wins. Okay. Aw man. I mean, yay, but I was just like, oh, we can go more. You could go more if you want. No, no, no, I'm ready You don't have to take the point. No, I take it. Yeah, Mark gives the point back. Let's keep going All right. I like my music like I like my weather in the arms of the angels Sarah McLaughlin?

Cause it's raining cats and dogs. Yes, see you got it. It's a multi-layer yes. I can see why you wanted to keep going Mark. You had that one locked and loaded. Wait, go on. Sorry. I cut you off. I like my music like I like my weather. Funky.

You need more lower lip bite if I'm gonna believe that one. Oh. I was like, oh lower teeth need to bite lip Man that's gonna be clipped forever That's gonna be forever Yeah, I remember back we're a village tavern, you know you had those super models come out and you're like mmmm mmmm my single face I've not worn that in 12 years

my single face did I win I don't even remember what you said but good luck Mark I like my music that's it a bold take Wade wins oh here's a good one. I was excited to hear

what you guys got for this one. I like my pets like I like my friends. Who goes first? Probably me. I think it's me. I like my pets like I like my friends. Happy. Aww. I like my pets like I like my friends. Shave. What the fuck? Keep it going man, you're up. I like my pets like I like my friends. Long lived. Oh. I like my pets like I like my friends. On a leash.

Let's keep this going for a while, man. I'm feeling good about this one. I like my pets like I like my friends. I bought them. Where are you still here man? Waiting for our next payment. Not you guys. No, other friends, other friends, got it.

I like my pets like I like my friends. Caged. Okay, let's see where Wade's mind is at. Yeah. All right. Okay. All right beat that I like my pets like I like my friends alive Geez it's true. I like my pets like I like my friends cuddling me on the couch Hmm last time we watched Bengals game together. It was nice Except for the football. Holy fuck, am I tired of that.

Yeah, it hasn't gotten much better, has it? But the cuddles. Mark? I like my pets like I like my friends. Flying. Is that why you have so many birds? Oh, that explains that. And explains Chica hovering six feet off the ground.

I like my pets like I like my friends pooping outside. Second answer. That's like I like my friends ominous breathing. I get nothing. All right. Second answer! That's like my friend's ominous breathing. I get nothing. Alright, well, that was pooping outside is a good one. That's a good one, Wade. Excellent work. Let's harken back to where this phrase came from.

I like my coffee like I like my internet. Uh, Wade goes first. Oh, I like my coffee like I like my internet with Java Okay. Yeah, no, I mean it's good. I'm gonna start a little build I like my coffee like I like my internet as fast as possible. Sure. Sure. Okay. Well fuck you. No What I thought wasn't a sarcastic? No, I love you. He knows his Bobby and I like my coffee like I like my internet He knows his Bobbians. I like my coffee like I like my internet. Accessible everywhere. I like my coffee like I like my internet without everyone else getting in it. I think that's just called a LAN. I was more like, you know, secure. I like my coffee like I like my internet.

Cream. Hold on. I tied my braid. I had an idea left so your answer is just cream yeah got it, okay i'm gonna say mark takes now can't can't argue with it

i like my wardrobe like i like my dreams mark goes first i like my wardrobes like I like my dreams. Mark goes first. I like my wardrobes like I like my dreams. Naked. I like my wardrobes like I like my dreams. Soffing. Good callback, good callback.

All right, let me, okay, sidebar. My wardrobe is in shambles. I haven't bought a new pair of pants in so long. I've worn holes in all of them. I thought we solved the pants issue. No. This was months ago We talked about your pants problems. I have run out of socks I'm down to two pairs of underwear that I wash three. Let's just say I have more than two so people don't

Acost me. I think it's a little late to say that now put two two make it sound like I said 22 I'm down to two two make it sound like I said 22 I am down to two pairs of underwear I like my wardrobe like I like my dreams imaginary you have so so few underwear only two two always interpret that I like my wardrobe like I like my dreams under my control. Surprisingly ominous, but I like it. I like my wardrobe like I like my dreams picked out by someone else. That would be cool if there was like a service

that could do that for your dreams. I'm just gonna throw that out there. That'd be pretty cool. I don't know if I'd want someone else picking my dreams for me. I think I'd like to pick them. I'll pick your dreams. You trust me, right?

No. Mark's giving you so many nightmares, don't I? I wouldn't. I like my wardrobe like I like your dreams. You trust me, right? No. Mark's give you so many nightmares. Don't I wouldn't I like my wardrobe? Like I like my dreams full of wood What? Yeah, sure. I'll still go with it like wooden dreams. Don't you they turn out like sex dreams or That's a wood. Could be your wood mark your turn. That was a good one. Oh You're right. I like my wardrobe like I like my dreams. Sexy. That's kind of like what Wade said, only it makes more sense.

Yeah, see Wade? Ha, wood. Ha, ha. No. Don't worry, I got a winner here. I like my wardrobe like I like my dreams. Complete. It's a complete dream. Like it doesn't get interrupted. Like you get to finish the dream. Like you know when you wake up and you lost the dream and you try to get back to it?

You get the whole dream. No, okay you wake up and you lost the dream you try to get back to it you get the whole dream no okay I see what you're getting at I would say Mark wins that one I don't remember what you said mark I'm gonna be honest complete no I said complete he said sexy sexy that's right wait it would that was that was two rounds ago we don't worry about wood we have complete and sexy is the current line, but that's cool. It's the wood I guess. I gotta be honest. I'm reading a lot of the stuff I have written here and I don't care for it.

I feel like I'm running down to the end. I thought I had some good ones. I'm literally skipping over like 20 of these that I think are garbage now. Trying to find, I'm trying to find a banger. I like my wallet like I like my confidence. Who first? Wade first.

I like my wallet like I like my confidence. With a condom. That's good. Always be safe. Action first. I like my wallet like I like my confidence. 100% secure. I like my wallet like I like my confidence.

Rich. You stole mine. He stole mine. No, I got it better. I'll do it his but better. insecure I like my wallets like I like my confidence rich You stole mine. He stole mine. No, I got it better. I'll do it his but bear I like my wallet like I like my confidence stuffed with money. That was I was gonna say are you counting it? Are you just counting it sounds like you're discounting it. I'm considering it I like my wallet like I like my confidence with me at all times. And you said secure. Okay, I like my wallet like I like my confidence immune to criticism from people I thought were my friends. It's not really a criticism. It's more of a judgment. I like my wallet like I like my confidence where you can't see it.

I like my wallet like I like my confidence. Where you can't see it. I like my wallet like I like my confidence What do you say I Confidence high wallet high wallet. I think you might have performed better if you just let mark keep spiraling I like my wallet like I like my confidence up my ass I like my wallet like I like my confidence. One from a carnival game. I like my wallet like I like my confidence. Dead and buried. I like my wallet like I like my confidence.

Somewhere over the rainbow. I like my wallet like I like my confidence. Torn apart by the woman I love. Like my wallet like I like my confidence. Washed again because I forgot to empty the pair I love. Like my wallet, like I like my confidence washed again because I forgot to empty the pair of pants. I like my wallet like I like my wallet, wallet, wallet, wallet, leather. Leather.

Leather. Leather. Confidence is the other word. I think that's enough for me to make a judgment. I got more. No, no. You were way ahead, Wade. I think that's enough for me to make a judgment. I got more. No, I don't. You were way ahead, Wade. I'm gonna be honest.

You were way in front until you started opening your mouth more. Come on, torn apart by the woman I love was a great one. I know, if you had just stopped there, imagine how well you might've done. I did. Oh, you did. Okay, Wade wins that one.

Thank you. Mark may have got several bonus points along the way, but that's okay. I'll take the wind winds are worth more than bonus points. I honestly, I'm trying to think of one more. I can't think of one more. I'm not think of, but I had the stuff I've written is shit guys. This shit. I have shit. This page I've typed out full of shit for the ending one. I would like each of you to try and come up with a good combo. And then I would like us all to try and come up. So like Mark, you come up with an I like my like I like my and Wade, you come up

with an I like my like I like my now be the grand finale. We'll see. We'll see which one wins or something. His points. I like my women like I like my natural disasters, fiery and explosive. Fuck, kill me. Fuck, kill me. Editors, kill me. Oh. Hey. Hey.

Hey. I don't know if that's better than mine or not. I like my cheese. Like I like my wife stringy. No, dripping, dripping, not stringy. Stringy. Dripping. I like my credit card. Like I like my potato salad, full of mayonnaise.

I like my toilet paper, like I like my plungers next to each other. I like my- I like my shoes, like I like my employees broken in. I like my salad, like I like my debt. All gone. I like my phone like I like Steve Jobs. Wishing it was still alive. I, hee hee hee hee hee.

I like my plumbing like I like my driveway fixed. I'm gonna cut you off there, Jim. I like the center of the earth like I like the large Hadron Collider spinning. I like space like I like the ocean. Weird. I like lightning like I like thunder, one after the other. I forget the objective we're going for.

I like cars like I like people. Rollin' Mark? I think we lost the plot. I think Wade forgets the objective even more than you did, Mark. So I like house like I like TV. All right, that's enough. Stop. Stop. Stop. That's the end. That's it. I'm very sorry that I put us through this, but also it was pretty funny and good job all around. I'm going to read the points and the person whose name I read first is the loser. Mark, you got points for... Bisteka? McTriple?

No, not that. Schmorgasburg? Look at all this Guam. Handsome point. Treaty of Westphalia. Tungsten, full of cream. Devastation. Without everyone in it, only two two.

Up my ass and kill me, fucking kill me. For a total of 13 points. And Wade, you earned points for besteka but spelled correctly if it's an Italian word Italian drunk wine hole what I there's a lot of whatever you did at that restaurant made a lot of points you got a fairness, you got a Hadrian's wall point, you got a red flag for Mark point, no cup in, no just no cup, thick lower lip bite point, also you won the funky point, pooping outside, torn apart by a woman and stringy wife for a total of 12 points. And it turns out I just straight up lied because that means Mark is the winner.

Yes, yes, yes! Turns out if you just lie completely, you can surprise everyone all at once. But I win every episode I'm not hosting. Well, that's just not true. Yeah, I know, Mark gets 13 points and Wade gets 12 points. I do have a lot of things written down for Wade that I feel like, hey, I forgot to give points for.

I don't know, I'm not gonna double check my work, who cares? Mark, congratulations, you really earned this one. And Wade, congratulations, you really earned this one. Loser speech first, Wade. Despite the implication of I really earned this one, I feel like it was a hard fought battle. I feel like Mark and I really elevated our games. We were battling at the highest of points I like these episodes like I like my chicken well done if we were still giving out points that would have been worth enough points

For you to steal the win from mark great. Can we it wasn't though? So just calm down mark winner speech I like my winner speech. I like my winner speech like I like This is hard. It's hard. I don't know how to do it half the time. I lost to this I didn't know cuz all I want to do is say logical things and I know it's not supposed to be logical I don't know how I won this episode I don't I didn't I don't remember a thing that was occurring when it was happening. There were a lot of tirades that helped you, I think. I blacked out and

my subconscious took over and that wasn't me. Therefore, anything that I said that was supremely embarrassing is excused because that wasn't me. We need to revisit the cringe episode after this one. But hey, I'll take credit for my subconscious stooping in to lows I could never bring myself to. So thank you, me. You're welcome, me. Well put, you. Congratulations to everyone, especially Mark.

I like my friends, I like my pets. Submissive. Yeah, that was the correct answer, I'm not gonna lie. That one was one of the few where there was a correct answer and we didn't get to it. I mean, on a leash is pretty good. Yeah, on a leash, but submissive is more succinct. It's a good word.

Anyway, Mark wins, which means you'll be hosting the next one, hooray. Make sure you check out all of us at our channels, Mark Plyer, LordMini777, MySkirm, merch, distractablesore.com, it's out there. Make sure you follow the podcast. If you follow it, then you'll get notifications and you'll never miss an episode. They come out Mondays and Fridays, but somehow you still miss it sometimes.

And yes, I'm talking to you, because we can tell when listeners don't come back and listen to the new episodes. We're like the Santa of podcasts. Is that a fat joke? No, we see them when they're not watching. We know when they're awake and we know when they've been viewing or not, so watch Distractable for fuck's sake. You know? It's a classic song. Anyway, that's the end of the episode. Mark Wall knows the next one.

I'm outta here. Podcast out.