Distractible - Wade Lied To Us

Episode Date: July 21, 2025

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Copyright 2025, Glass-O. Vitamin water is a registered trademark of Glass-O. Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractable. This episode, warmest Wade accepts his decrepitude via Star Wars, then callously grills the guys. Blistering Bob gets a glow up, continues with Carl, rips Rhapsody, and goes mild. Minority report Mark, bashes black balls and holes, duels bears, cancels cucurbits, and rejects the high seas.

From picking bones to blow bushwhacking It's time for Wade lied to us now sit back and prepare to be distracted and Enjoy the show Everyone welcome back to another episode of distractable. I am today's host Joined as always by my co-host Mark and Bob. Hello boys. Hello boy. Hi.

Boy singular does not sound good when I say it. There's no context when I say boy. That's why you have to add the word good for it. You say good boy or good girl. Do it boy. People love that. Also bad context. Well I was gonna say more to the audience but I guess I'll just let you all jump into small talk. That said my bit. Oh, okay.

You barely, you didn't say anything. What are we doing? Nah, we got this. No, I don't need you. We're doing an episode. I don't need you, bad boy. Get out of here. I don't know what stages of something you just went through,

but there are some stages. All right, so I got some. I'm gonna pick a bone with people. Oh Okay, I you know I said the black magic with the this the the dial thing someone was like hey black magic makes this other Device that's also a dial and it's like a singular thing and I'm like I know about that one and it's not It's not the same thing. It's actually weirdly enough that there's another one with a little dial, but it's a recorder. So it takes in video and it converts it. So that's what that is for. And it's to be-

Why does it have a dial? Because it's used- they have separate, like, departments, right? They have their video editing software and stuff and it supports that. And then they have most of their business which is live production so they have Audio switchers video switchers like huge racks Products based of that and that is for that to control the video coming in so you can quickly you know scrub through it for live Mixing I think maybe it has the ability to be used individually But that's more expensive than the thing I bought and I don't like to buy things that

might work. I don't see a single review saying it works with DaVinci. I have not found anything in the documentation that works with DaVinci. So I'm like I just because it has a dial and you can everyone thinks I'm dumb because they're like I use this thing that works. that's got a circle on it. I'm like, I look into things a little bit. I'm not so stupid that I miss it. Rent it, instead of buying it, rent it. Rent it.

Then mail it right to your PO box. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. God, I miss stores. I miss stores so much. But seriously, no, I know, like I'm with you a little bit. I lived in a place where we didn't have a micro center for like a decade. There weren't stores that had the shit that I wanted even when it was only in stores anyway. Every time I've ever needed anything specific for computer stuff or like I've never lived

in a town where there was like a B&H photo like you have to have the right store for the kind of shit that you and occasionally I am trying to buy it's not like Best Buy used to have the black magic editing special thing and now it's like oh Best Buy only sells Phillips Hue and TVs they used to have real technology now it's just always been a pain to get that shit Radio Shack Radio Shack, huh? Radio Shack had stuff that needed to be soldered to other things which was cool But was also not the kind of electronics I was into are they still in business Radio Shack? No They don't die. No, no, they're still around. No They don't think they done died. No. No, they're still around. No permanently

The the brand I don't know if it exists or not But like the stores are definitely dead and if they exist there They're one of those like like how bed bath and Beyond got got like purchased or whatever But it's gonna be an online only retailer or something circuit city also gone Anyway, oh, I told you when you talked about that too, I was like, I've seen a thing, Mark. I've seen that exact thing. Yeah. I found the thing that I thought I saw. It is for that purpose,

but it does not have a big nice dial on it. It has like a little knob that you use to scrub. It's one of those like one hand creator, macro pad type deals and I found it and I was like, this is that thing I- oh it's not what I said it was at all yeah, I- I- this won't help I can't explain how much better it is cause I've been keyboard, mouse my entire life

like all using computers, there was a brief moment when I was first gaming my dad had uh, one of those like, you know fighter joystick Yeah, and that was great when I played like this early x-wing game But even then after that it was only compatible with that one game I got so used to mouse and keyboard that even like controllers I don't really like to do except for very specific thing like Elden Ring I'll play on a controller and some platformers but having a different control surface for editing is completely novel for me

I used to scrub through footage with my mouse, and I'd just be like you know Yeah, but having a dial that I can change the speed on the fly is It's not revolutionary. It's not it's not at all For decades it's so nice, and I'm like wow what else have I missed out on in terms of control scheme So yeah, I want to get close to the minority report But I'll stick with the dial if I can get it or if anyone out there can invent the minority report way of scrubbing through Things can't you use iMovie in your vision Pro and edit it. It's called iMovie It must be good for making movies

You can minority report that bitch all over the place or maybe maybe it means I move like I movie while I entity. I can see them doing that selling point on the stage. Don't you have phones? I think no. I'll say Bob can go. I got more more small talk. Mark's got some spicy stuff. He's bottling it up right now.

Oh wow. Was my episode not good enough for your small talk? I've tried to spice up your episode, make it the best episode ever. Cause it'll have my great small talk, Bob will be here, and then your great episode. Some shade. No! What shade? Just cause we're glowing so bright doesn't mean that his shade is worse. We talked about that in the shadow episode.

Yeah, is it shadow or is it absence of light? Who knows? Anyway, my small talk is kind of the same, but it's just more of the same stuff. Look at my lights. They're different now. There's a light over there that's new and these are different. Well, this one's new, but old and this one's a different color. It's ooh, lights. I's... ooooh! Lights! I really like your lighting setup right now because you've always had the purple but that splash of crimson pink like red pink in the cubby there is awesome because it's so isolated that it creates its own little local light zone and then your board of habits,

whatever that was called, it's so great, because it looks like a city, like skyscraper in the background. It has a very nice aesthetic. And my pile of trash. I can't even tell that it's trash. It looks intentional. It's so well lit, it looks beautiful. Yeah, and I like the half yellow,

but with a strong purple hitting it from the side There's a huge purple flood off the camera over here Which is where all of the purple is coming from and sitting it so strong It looks like it's a two color lamp, which I've never seen it's super cool. Yeah for all the listeners out there Man, why do you even have eyes if you're not gonna be able to see this? You might as well get two ice cream scoops and get rid of those I'll apologize to any lister that is blind I apologize

Look, I think we all know you didn't mean that and also Mark's a pretty hateful jerk anyway I am, yes I am No, I- I- yeah well that- honestly I don't think there's any higher compliment I could seek in life that to have Mark say that he likes my lighting because Mark is, Mark is a tastemaker as far as I'm concerned. Not that I'm the in the know, but you always have really good lighting and interesting lighting and you have fairly strong opinion.

It's like if when you say like something sounds really good, I'm like, oh my God. If Mark, whoa, fuck, if Mark likes the way that sounds, that must be the best sounding thing that's ever made sound. Yeah, my background looks like plain Jane by comparison at the moment, so you're doing real good. Wait, yours is beautiful. You look great, bud. You look great.

Very evenly lit, look at you. And I finished book three of Dungeon Crawler Carl. I'm sure everyone will be so excited. Yeah, I've reached the point with the series where I looked into it. And apparently Seth MacFarlane's production company owns the rights to make like a TV series or like streamer series of Dungeon Crawler Carl, which is exciting. And also, I'm researching hardcover collectible sets of this book series,

which I don't own a single one of for anything else in existence. I do own a collectible set of DVDs for, or Blu-rays, for Westworld and for Top Gear. And this would be like the third thing ever where I felt so strongly about it that I was like, I'm never going to use these, but I want to own these books and put them on a shelf. Perhaps one of these shelves. So I'm still pretty excited and I've about started the fourth book and I'm pretty jazzed about it, but that's like the same stuff I've been talking about. I feel like, like nothing new has happened.

Oh, my brother's 30th birthday party was this past weekend. And we did, you remember my 30th mark where we did the go-karts? Did you come out for that, Wade? I don't remember why, but I wasn't able to make it. I think I was out of town or I was traveling or something, but I do remember that you did invite me. We did that for my brother's 30th, but these were even faster, even more dangerous go-karts.

And I am six years older now than I was then. And I was like, oh, like I'm not skinny still. So I was like, oh, I hope I'll fit. And we got there and the go-karts were really big because they're fucking fast. And I was like, oh, sick, I'll definitely fit. And then we got out on track and literally the first corner I was like, full speed, half to win.

And the first long corner, I was like, I'm gonna fall out. Oh, I'm gonna die. I'm gonna break in half. I have never done something that was so physically painful that I actually was like, I need a break. Holy fuck. So it was still fun, but it was a lot more terrifying than I remember. And I think they were actually fast, substantially faster than the ones that we did. So it's crazy. That is the feeling it was like when you rode Son of Beast

whenever that roller coaster was at Kings Island. You would go around a corner and it's like I am going to split into two. That's the best I can relate to that feeling was riding that roller coaster. That was good times. Fun stuff. Mm-hmm.

So I guess something else did happen in my life, sorry. But Mark said he had something so crazy he wanted to put it off till after I said my boring shit. I'm going to make him wait one more moment because I'm going to share my less exciting news before Mark takes off. I can't go after that. This is something I don't think we've ever talked about

on here, but I am getting older. I had a moment, my nephew came over. My nephew came over and we were, we were going to play basketball, but the weather was kind of there whatever So instead we came inside me. He's a big Star Wars fan So we went through we started watching some of like the Star Wars fan made stuff That's come out of the last ten years Which I love you guys have watched some crazy awesome fan made Star Wars content and we came across a channel and I was like

Oh, there's a new show. It looks like they have a trailer for a new Star Wars show coming out next year Oh, there's a couple of them. Let's watch these and I watched like three oh, there's a new show. It looks like they have a trailer for a new Star Wars show coming out next year. Oh, there's a couple of them, let's watch these. And I watched like three or four of these trailers. I was like, man, I can't believe all these shows I hadn't heard of are coming out next year. And my nephew's like, Uncle Wade, I think this channel is lying to you

and you're taking the bait. I was like, what do you mean? They have Disney Plus in the thumbnail. How could they be lying to me? Did you get AI'd? I'm pretty sure I got fooled oh no as someone whose job is making content on the internet

I took the bait I took the hook and I was like oh yeah that's good shit and they reeled me right in I was pretty ashamed of myself that I had to be told that it was fake content somehow you jump generations you're getting so old. I don't even know what happened. Yeah, he did say he said earlier something about you know, we said we're in the dark and then he went stone ages, you know

He always makes little references that are just a bit farther back than we are, you know Mm-hmm. I wonder if I'm so old. I've forgotten how old I really am. I think I'm in one age We are better than him.'re right mark. Let's know what I said. This is not what I said. It's what I meant But it's not what I said another one of you're getting points for being addicted. I picked up the implication All right mark set the world on fire now Crazy no no no this is actually I forgot what I was really going to talk about so I had to think of something else I'm sorry. There was debate. There was debate Debate online after they heard the chica story charging a bear and whatnot and some people were talking about me saying

I'm gonna throw down with a bear bear-handed for my dog right and There was some debate about whether they would do that right you're gonna fight a hundred bears Yeah, actually hey you got hundred bears over there Look, I'm not it's not that I want to I just you know seems like a good test you know I we can we're distractible we can get a hundred bears But it was one of the things where some people were saying that yes, of course I would do anything for my dog, but that's unrealistic and I recognize that because there's certain scenarios where there's that lake in Yellowstone that's super acidic, right? It looks like fine, it's a little steaming, but it's actually super boiling water, right?

And there's someone's dog went in there thinking it was a lake and you know there it's horrible and this guy ran in after his dog to get it and he died as well like both it there are cases where it's not intelligent to do these things where you're like I would do anything for my dog but at the same time I just want to say it's not always an intelligent decision to make because in the moment I only had enough time to set my blueberries down. I didn't have any further critical thinking than that, then there's a bear and Chica and I don't want Chica to fight a bear. I don't want Chica to die from a bear, so I'm gonna go. I've never fought a bear.

I'm not saying I can take on a bear. I'm just saying that's what I would do and that's that's where I was. So I want I just want everyone to know I'm not saying you are worse than me or I am better than you because I Charged it after a bear for the dog. This is my instinct. I don't think I would win against a grizzly bear I think I would win against a black bear. I'm not gonna lie Not gonna lie. I think I could take this black bear. I think I could take me and she get together She's like kind of a bitch Little beta blackberry, you know what I'm saying? Not like an alpha grizzly bear or like a sigma polar bear You know what I'm saying?

But you know, I think I could have taken it on but not not always great decisions happen in the moment But we all just do what we can do. Would you guys do that for your dogs? No intellectually, I, I would probably make that, but in the moment, I know exactly what you're talking about because I've done way stupider stuff. There was, when I, I've told this story I think when I was in law school, it was a cold day and my car was a stick shift and so I had to put it in neutral to start it and it was like iced over. So I put it in neutral, left it hanging on the handbrake on a very slight hill and was like scraping the window and my handbrake broke. So my car just started rolling down the hill.

Any outside observer would be like, ooh, that's bad. But in the moment I was like, I could stop it. And I, a human person, ran behind my car and was like, dude, dude, dude. And it like, it's a miracle I didn't get run over and killed by my own idling car that I was warming up on an icy day. And it's not because it was a smart thing to do, but it's because in the moment I was like, oh, it's going to hit the other cars.

I'll save them. And it wasn't even for a dog or a living. Like it was for something stupid. And I still made that choice. So yeah, I probably would in the moment, moment like you're saying if it happened in front of me and Lexi was like charging I would be like fuck and run and I'll save you And then die to the bear if we actually had to fight it But like I would I would do that I could see that totally shit in the moment

Maybe like my brains like God, no, of course not. I'm like, I love you, but I can do Hey, don't be afraid to look like a weenie. Don't be afraid to look like a little wimp Like I love me. I love being alive. I love having my appendages. I really like being whole I don't have any intent of like going getting mangled for anything else But like there have been times where our dogs have like charged off in the woods I don't see what they're seeing It could be a coyote. It could be anything and I go running right after like I have done that So would I in the moment? Maybe what if it had been a bear? Maybe you already did I can only hope I have some kind of food in my hand to distract me like marked up at the

blueberries, otherwise i'd be right in there My priorities are food being alive being whole and then everyone else Damn anyway, just wanted to throw that that wasn't what I was really saying. I forget what it was at all. I'm tired Okay, well you got a mark thinks he's better than you because he would take on a bear point I think you were just addressing that people thought you were Like crazy for going after the dog and there was the debate about, well, if you wouldn't save your dog, you're you're a morally bankrupt party. It was you were just sort of addressing it, I think. And I think it's a fair point because I don't think anyone knows what they're going to do if the situation actually arises where your dog, your friend, your whatever child is suddenly

facing a bear and you have about half a second to decide what you're about to do Help them do nothing Whatever like it's hard to say what you're gonna do because you don't exactly get to think it all the way through in that situation Even though I bring I'm like, ah even a kid. It's like my kids still young. I don't know how they're gonna turn out I know I'm great. I could make more kids, but if I die This why I'm not a parent that's a good call I could make more kids, but if I die Jesus Christ God damn That's why I'm not a parent That's a good call, it sounds like

Yikes He made the right choice I'm gonna give myself a rebel point I bet he's gonna get points for insulting you Whenever I insult you, I don't get points It's cause there's bias, there's obvious and structured bias built into the show. Yeah, you right, you right. It all somehow flows towards me, I benefit from all of it. Mmm, you right, you right.

Even I'm agreeing with you. That's the bias! The bias is built in! You're the nice one! Oh, the nice one! The nice one! You can't not agree! I'm the nice one, I am the nice one! Uh, you know, you know what else is funny. This is totally unrelated to anything we're talking about. God. I'm so distracted ah

So eBay is really funny right so funny. I go there to laugh all the time So I've been I've been on there for computer parts right because that's what I've been doing and I was curious I was curious about I haven't looked up lenses in a while So maybe I'll look at there was always this 400 millimeter though. It was never able to get my hands on I wonder if it's there and I do one search and like I didn't find it next time I open eBay It's floor to ceiling lenses like he's back Yes! Get in the lenses! Oh, here, here, here, here! It's every single suggestion of the lenses, and it was not this, just one search prior.

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That's kind of crazy, huh? Oh, you all, you know what? Yeah. Do you show up a lot without episodes prepared and just lie to us or? So the episode That's for me to know and you to find out we've done like personality quizzes and I have something similar I've edited it slightly myself But i've got like two individual quizzes, but we'll kind of do simultaneously But i'll give one of you a question the next one get a completely different question because they're individualized Are they easy questions? Yeah, they're really easy actually

Well, no, not like I understand what you're saying. No, no, they're simple to answer questions. Oh, they're simple questions. Okay But I didn't want to just give like one of you a quiz and the other one a quiz. So that's why I'm going to kind of mesh it because it seemed weird to, anyway. Questions, I have questions for you. They are easy questions, but by that, I mean, they're easy questions.

They're not actually difficult. You okay, man? You're good. We got it. We're on the same page. Simple to answer questions. Yeah. I'm so nervous.

I am nervous. I have to read my own handwriting. You could type stuff. I am nervous. I have to read my own handwriting. You could type stuff. I could but I wasn't on my computer whenever I was doing my edits. And you remember what happened last time. His idea list was purged by the windows. That's true. Yeah. I got a lot of flak for using whatever that word pad I think it was. I got a lot of flak for using word pad. Word pad still exists. I think you were using notepad. Maybe that's what it was. Or maybe vice versa. No, yeah. Word pad. Notepad still exists. I think you're using notepad. Maybe that's what it was. Or maybe vice versa. No, yeah, word pad, notepad still exists.

Yeah, word pad is gone. Which is so dumb. But whatever, we talked about that already. What? What an idiot using word pad. I have Bob, your first question up first, so you're gonna go first here. First, got it. If you had to sing karaoke, what would be the song? If I had to sing karaoke, is there any more context to it?

You're at a karaoke place, you're put on the spot, you have to sing a karaoke song, there is no getting out of it, no avoiding it, you are going to do this. What is the song? If it hasn't been sung recently enough that I can get away with it, I will always select Bohemian Rhapsody. That's a crazy one to karaoke. That's a bold choice. That's bold. I like it because the audience likes to sing with you on that one. It's rare. I feel like if you're at a karaoke bar, especially people are drinking, it's rare that that comes

on and like half the room isn't just like, oh yeah, and then they sing with you and it's like, it doesn't really matter how good I am at singing necessarily. We're all just like, we're doing the Wayne's world bit. Right. And it's fun. It's a good song. I went down, I think I talked about this on the podcast. I went down on a queen rabbit hole where I was watching so many of their live performances. Everyone talks about live aid, live aides of the big famous live performance they did,

but they're like 1981 Montreal concert. Some of like the songs they perform there are my favorite version of a lot of their songs like some songs that there's I don't even really care for but then I see that live and I'm like this is now one of my favorite songs so I've actually added songs from that show my playlist I just love it so much but were you hearing the sirens coming through on my end yeah was that from you mark yeah yeah so I don't know why it was so loud but that was like right outside this window.

And if you know what's outside this window, it's not a road. Yeah, no, I do know what's outside that window. That doesn't make any fucking sense. Yeah, I don't know either. That was very loud. Yeah, anyway. There's just a person walking around with a loud speaker

and like their phone, woo, woo, woo. Anyway, that's interesting. I have, I definitely like live performances, but I don't know if I've ever had that experience where I listened to a recording from a live performance and was like, this is even better than the studio version. Go watch specifically the song Somebody To Love from Montrealin81. That song specifically live is, I I don't know it's just amazing

So am I smarter what how does this work that I answered your question? I've got to get more through more than one before there's a result. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay mark What is your least favorite vegetable? Oh, I don't get the You get different questions These are two different- Yeah, his ants are all ready to go. I was so ready. I was so- Sweet Caroline.

I was like, yeah, everyone loves that. What was it? Some stupid fucking vegetable thing? What's your least favorite vegetable? Some stupid goddamn fucking vegetable bullshit. Oh, yeah. All right. I'm sorry, man.

I'm sorry. That's the question you got. Okay. All right. I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry. That's the question. You got okay. All right. I know this one I know this one. I know this one. That's good. It's very personal. I know this one any type of squash I don't know what it is. I don't like the squash Any type don't like it don't like the zucchini. I don't like the squash. I don't like whatever else sinks It's a squash butternut I don't like the squash. I don't like whatever else sinks, it's a squash. Butternut, acorn, paschetti, none of them.

This is spaghetti squash? You never had spaghetti squash? Oh, the psychopaths that think that you can cut up an eggplant into, it's a string, it's spaghetti, no. No, no, no, no, spaghetti squash is a kind of squash where you roast it, you roast it in the oven, like cut it in half and roast it, and then when it's cooked, when you just like take a fork

and try and get the meat out, it comes out into like strings because of the way that the fibers in the squash naturally occur. So yes, it's the same thing that you're talking about where it's like, it's spaghetti, but it's vegetables, but it's not a manufactured thing, it's the type of squash that vegetables, but it's not a manufactured thing. It's the type of squash that does that. It's all fine.

Oh, okay, I see. I probably still wouldn't like it, because it's combination, like the flavor's fine. It's basically nothing, but it's a texture thing, and it's an idea thing, and its name is bad, and food is like, you know, nine-tenths preparation, you know, and how it's presented, and it presents itself

Poorly is what I'm saying if it got its shit together and started presenting itself with like some dignity and grace Then maybe I would give it the time of day But as it is right now, I don't give a shit about it worst vegetable if it is a vegetable It might be one of those things masquerading as like a root or a fruit or something like that But yeah, well they grow underground right or no they grow they grow above ground but they grow in vines what is a squash what kind of thing is a squash it's probably some kind of a fruit it's like the same thing as a pumpkin or something like that but it's all it's all bad well pumpkin's good pumpkin can stay but they have seeds it's both a fruit and a vegetable thanks google that's very helpful oh i knew. It was one of those... Oh man, pick a side, am I right?

Oh god. Whoever invented these words to define all this stuff is so stupid. Bob, what was your favorite cereal as a kid? Oreo-Os. Okay. That was when we were little kids, that was a thing where it was like the McRib. It would come and go, right? And there'd be like, oh, Oreo-Os are back for the summer. And then you get a box and it's like, oh, man.

Now they're just on the shelves all the time everywhere. It's not as much of a thing, but still pretty pretty good cereal and I fucking loved them when I was a kid I loved the race crispy treats. Ah, do I not get to even participate in this conversation? Do I I have some I would love to say. All right, Mark. Shut up, Mark. Shut up All right, mark your question question it's all the fun one is all there having fun you know what it won't help participate or it won't contribute to your personality quiz but just tell us bud I'm curious what'd you like grape nuts you musely some musely

musely musely musely yeah pretty much what was yours bud Moseley! Moseley! Moseley! Yeah, pretty much. What was yours, bud? So, I think my favorite was Cinnamon Toast Crunch, but I got a soft spot for Kouki Crisps. Captain Crunch also, but occasionally it would tear your mouth apart, but man. No, yeah, it was worth it though. Captain Crunch was so good. I never got into Captain Crunch. I don't know why.

It had one of those like food qualities, like how like Cheetos melt in your mouth. It had one of those things where it was like addictive to eat or something, but I couldn't describe it. Yeah, the texture worked really well. I think cause it was so crunchy, like so crunchy. And then it softened and it, after it cut your mouth to ribbons Anyway, what's my question?

It's not even all the kitchen utensils it's just a choice between a fork and knife or a spoon a knife or a spoon what's my choice? I seriously thought he was gonna fucking hate that those aren't even kitchen utensils I would say that's the narrow category of eating utensils yeah alright I'll be a knife so I can cut anyone who made this quiz off sliced ribbons and I better be a steak knife and not a goddamn butter knife. Oh, I'm sorry only butter knife is All right Bob let's put fun questions you can yeah, no let's talk about more fun nostalgic stuff on my end

Let's do this. I'm here for it if you could be fluent in any other language than your native language, which would you choose? Oh, well, this might be too boring and practical of an answer, but man, I fucking wish I spoke Spanish. I studied German and I like German and I like, like it's a fun language and I thought I don't regret it, but it would be so fucking helpful if I could just speak Spanish. There are so many people on a day-to-day basis where I'm like, if I could just speak Spanish with you, I think that would help both of us. And I would love to be able to talk to you more

Casually as opposed to being like I don't understand you. I think you understand me and it's my fault that we're not communicating very well This sucks that might be too boring. But man, I would love to speak Spanish. I love hearing French Spanish think would be very useful. I love hearing French. I think Germans very interesting mark If you want to contribute I think you know I have an idea. Oh, it's even the point. You know so it's even the point no man Be pretty cool, but you know I'm gonna get there eventually so I guess I could pick another one So I have a lot of nuances to this answer. I could get participated in it, but no all right mark What ply toilet paper would you be?

Fabled for ply All right, Mark. What ply toilet paper would you be? One, two, or the fabled four ply? Let me see if I can actually sub that one in, because that's a much better question than that. What do you mean that's a much better question? What was your dumb question? No, no, this is a good question for you. It's a good question, I think. What job would you be awful at doing? Uh, well, I've had some boring jobs, but I wouldn't say I was awful at doing? Well, I've had some boring jobs But I wouldn't say I was awful at them because they were boring and fairly basic man. I don't know So good at everything. I'm just a goddamn paragon of skill. I don't think I could ever be bad at anything Is that an option? Sure. You just you don't have a weakness. Oh, no, actually

I think I'm I'm thinking I'm just nothing but strengths like a job interview yeah your weakness is being too good at everything great artist great musician great singer great architect I think I think I would probably be bad as a playwright or something like that because I would never take it seriously and I would make Two really stupid stuff all the time I don't know. Oh Marine biologist that's an uh, there's an answer. I would hate cuz if I have to go in the ocean at all I'm not gonna have a good time

If I have anything with underwater, I am having a terrible time. I'm panicking submarine boat captain We would only stay on the surface. We'd get bombed. Like a stealth mission in the Pacific. What about like the, was it a company or just a dude who had that high pressure sub that didn't end well? Think about the ocean gate.

Yeah. Would it be worse to be a marine biologist or to have to give tours like that? Well, not like that, but you know I just fucking love the vision of mark. He still does YouTube for some reason and it's just videos It's like let's play videos But it's mark with his mad cats ps3 controller plugged into a submarine and then you just get a front view of the submarine that he's Just like panicking like we really gotta get down there Are you guys having trouble breathing? We need to get back to the surface as soon as

possible it's just set up very let's play style like they're in the sub but i'm in the top corner in a camera you know so that's great all right i promised you 20 minutes and 19 of it was travel time back up there's the front there's the back let's go to the! Bob, what is a word you always spell wrong or incorrectly? Aesthetic. I don't even know how to actually spell it. I just start typing and hope that autocorrect finds me and helps me. A-E-S-T-H-E-T-I-C,

Aesthetic. A-E-T-H-E-S-T-I-C, is that what you said? Aesthetic, is that correct? I don't know, I wasn't following that. Perfect. Aesthetic, I don't even trust it, because when I, even when AutoCorrect types it,

I read it and I'm like, I don't think that's right. I know there's a word I always spell wrong, I can't think of what it is off the top of my head though, but I know whenever I see it and I go to write it, I'm like, fuck, this is that word. Millennium? Maybe. Gubernatorial? I don't know, never tried to write it on like this is that word Millennium maybe

Gubernatorial I don't know never try to write that one out. Is that one where it's like guber Notorial. Yeah, goob guber Notorial it is guber guber nato. Is there an R in there? There's an R in there I had a sneaking suspicion. There was an R in there. That must be why I can't spell it, right? That's that that means governor. Oh, I guess I see that Yeah, it's the like the gubernatorial race. It's the race to be elected as governor. I've never known that Why don't they call it why they call it? Did someone misspell V with a B? It's the gubernatorial the governor. Oh what? Governor the governor. It's an 18 year old governor election. This is why we don't let toddlers write the dictionary anymore.

One person saw that movie Baby Genius and was like, oh man, no. And then Boss Baby came out and really confused him. And I was like, oh God, I think Baby's smart. Mark, are you ready for your question? Oh, come on, man. You know I'm ready. Hey, that wasn't that interesting of a question. Maybe Mark's will be the good one this round.

If you had to bathe All right, so I actually have bathed in hot chocolate I've bathed in mashed potatoes Gravy was a small component of that but I can't say I bathed in. Which one would actually be good for your skin is what I'm wondering versus which one is going to give you acne, full body acne, clog every pore that you have. Well, so I don't know if ketchup's a good answer, but I know if you get sprayed by a skunk, like getting in like a tomato sauce bath was like supposedly good for that. That's because like the acidic nature of tomatoes breaks down the skunk Honey is probably good for your skin, right? It probably is is that a condiment?

Hmm, but that feels um, maybe okay, this is gonna sound strange, but follow me Mustard with like a lot of seed, right? If you know that apricot scrub that they have where it's like got the grit because it's got apricot pits? Did they come up and they were like that's actually bad for you tears up your skin? I can't remember what it was but then they have those like microderm rollers that are like hey This will puncture your skin a thousand times I was like what didn't you say apricot scrub was bad for you because it cuts up your skin It's like no this doesn't orderly. I don't know anyway mustard because unless it burns which it might because it would

Exfoliate at the same time. I think if you found like a low enough, because the thing about mustard I think is it's lots of mustard are made with vinegar as one of the main liquid components. But if you could find like a beer mustard or something where the acid level was a little more tame, because they're totally our versions,

or like honey mustard or something. But like- Or Frank's red hot I put that shit on everything could put better than that No the moment I had too hot a hot sauce recently and let me tell you I didn't fully digest There was a worse end than my mouth that that touched sitting in hot sauce Dude the taint the balls the asshole. No, no, no, so I gotta start pooping on toilet Wade I keep telling you any scratch you have anywhere on a leg the moment it touched the hot sauce you would know no No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Might be what about honey mustard? Oh, it's the perfect best of both worlds. Is that your final answer? Yeah, honey mustard That's a good idea. Thank you. Just combine them all Ketchup honey mustard mayo is there a name for that like all condiments together. There was the thing with

What was it called every put all your drinks together like the? Drinks being six years old. Is there a name for that? But there was a name for like the drink where you put a little bit of everything in the cup. I don't remember what it was. I'm just thinking of jungle juice, but I don't think that's it. No, jungle juice is when you take a trash can and fill it with Everclear and Kool-Aid mix. Do you put fruit on top of that or is that something else you can remember? Yeah, you float a bunch of orange slices in it and it's terrible. Mmm, yum. Yeah, you float a bunch of orange slices in it and it's terrible Yum

Bob this is a real difficult one here coffee or tea is neither an option Unless it's made into a milkshake Coffee is gross like I I'm not even gonna say that like I think I'm right. Everyone's wrong If you like stuff that's a little more bitter, if you like black coffee or whatever, that's totally fine. I don't, I never developed that. I don't like super hoppy, bitter beers, things like that. Don't care for it.

It's the bitterness in coffee just absolutely destroys me. And unless it's basically a chocolate milkshake with some coffee in it, I don't drink it. And I could live my entire life without drinking coffee or tea ever again. I will not even be worried about it. I would pick coffee if I had a gun to my head, but only because I know how to make a coffee

that I can stand to drink. And tea is not very offensive, but I'd rather have the coffee. Which one would you choose, Mark? I am curious, would you choose coffee or tea? I like very specific teas, and only for when I'm sick coffee I'll drink every day, but I agree coffee black. You're just putting yourself through unnecessary stuff You could I don't like sugar in coffee

I don't like the sweetness, but I still love my coffee milkshake like Bob's talking about that's very good But I just with a little cream to cut the the sweetest. It's like that's very good I didn't have a cup of coffee today because I slept in and I was trying to get in here So I'm very looking forward to that cup of coffee as soon as we finish this episode Part four days and come back and record the second one. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah based on time I might have to start speeding this because I might be dragging this out a while mark favorite movie villain. Oh Hmm. There's been a lot of good ones uh the ones that springs to mind immediately is uh the the t-1000 from like terminator good villain move the plot

for it sinestro nah he's kind of a whiny you know like a little nerd from the incredibles uh but all right this is gonna sound strange but whatever the name of that that uh the bird Person from kung fu panda 2. What was that guy's name? For some reason kung fu panda had a lot of really memorable villains I generally do like the villains in those movies. Yeah, they're very good Lord Shen a peacock who seeks to conquer China and eliminate kung fu Which is funny because I can't remember a goddamn thing about Kung Fu Panda 2 I only watched it once but that guy stands out in my head

I don't know if it's about the style or like the way he spoke I like the villain from the first one over that guy's name was and then The the ox from the whatever other one was okay voice by what's-his-face good voice Ox from the whatever other one was okay voice by what's-his-face Good voice Oh tempo guy little lemons was is it that's the guy right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah from whiplash Yeah, burn your house down with the lemons. What's his name? What is his name? It's not John Cleese. That's a different guy. No John Cleese. That's a different guy. No. Shama Simmons! Simmons, something Simmons.

J.K. Simmons. J.K. Simmons. Yes. Uh, yeah, but for some reason Kung Fu Panda has a lot of really good villains. You're not wrong. T-1000's good. My first thought's always Darth Vader. I think Darth Vader in the original trilogy was good for him. That's true. That's true. I feel like mine's a weird choice. Jean Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg. From the Fifth Element. Zorg Industries. He's Gary Oldman'sorg from the fifth element.

Zorg Industries. He's Gary Oldman's character from the fifth element. He's not the main bad guy. It's not the like planet, the pure evil thing in space, but he's the like the corporal bad guy in the movie. He's funny, but he's also a legit villain. But also he's a secondary villain. He's just like a good character.

Gary Oldman's got some great range. Gary Oldman just fucking kills it. Yeah, he's a secondary villain. He's just like a good character. Gary Oldman's got some great range. Gary Oldman just fucking kills it. Yeah, he's just really good. What's interesting about that character is there's a lot of movies that have futuristic styling that I think is stupid and like that's never ever gonna actually be a thing, but his his weird piece of plastic on his head, I look at that and I'm like that actually doesn't look bad, and for some reason I could see that being a thing, especially if it had like some secondary function to it. Like it was some kind of weird computer thingamabob. Or, but even if it was just style, like his hair styling is weirdly good.

And I like it for some reason. That movie in general, cause it's not a high budget, but like the aesthetic that they get in that movie that they pull off is across the board pretty good. Even though you couldn't like, it's also not super high budget. It's clearly like they made do with what they could get and they didn't. It's just, I mean, just like the art direction or whatever it's like very good, very consistent. I had a coworker years ago who I could 100% see having his exact hairstyle. Tyler, right? Back from the UDF days, yeah. Yeah, Tyler. Tyler, I can see Tyler with the...

Yep. I see it, I see it. We all see it. Bob, vacation to the beach or the mountains? Oh, mountains. Not a big beach guy. Love the mountains. Cool air, maybe some rain, maybe some snow. Beach is too hot. I get sunburned, maybe some snow. Beach is too hot. I get sunburned, I get itchy. It's unfortunate, because I think every other person in my entire family, except maybe my dad,

including like my in-laws and everyone is like, yeah, beach, beach all the way. So I go to the beach, Fairmount. I'm a beach boy. I'm a mountain dude. I would rather be in the mountains. Mountains, no, but I don't get anything. It doesn't matter, Mark, shut up.

Come on, and stick to your questions. Mark, what is the last song stuck in your head? For some reason, it wasn't stuck in my head, but just as you said that I got more than one man, more than a woman to me. But not because of the song, but because Brian Regan had a small bit. Is that the Brian Regan joke? More than one man. song but because Brian Regan had a small bit. Is it the Brian Regan joke? Do you remember the bit? Because I do and it's really good. Yeah I don't remember the full bit but if you want to say it

you can. It was he was doing a set he was doing a stand-up set and his wife was there with him I think it was his wife or his manager and they were up in the booth and when comedians come out they always play a song right and his wife was in the booth and the guy running the show was like, hey, do you have a song you want to pick for Brian to come out to or whatever? Does he have like a preferred? And his wife was like, I think he likes the Bee Gees. And so the punchline of the joke is like the guy introducing Brian, he's like, next comedian up, very funny friend of mine,

ladies and gentlemen, Brian Regan. More than a woman, more than a woman to me. And he just walks out to that. Anyway, yeah, that's the- Great song. I can't say it was the last song stuck in my head, but it immediately popped in, so. I guess right now it's the last song stuck in your head.

Bob, if you could only eat breakfast or dinner, which would you choose? Is this a time of day thing or just a type of food situation? No, like if you had to pick one moving forward, if you could only have breakfast or dinner each day. It would hurt, but there's just so many more options for what dinner can be.

Arguably dinner could even be kind of breakfast foods, even if it was international breakfast, even if it included things like breakfast from cuisines that I don't normally take it. I got to pick dinner. Mark, would you rather go 48 hours with no sleep or no food? That's a fitting one. Not that you would ever do anything like this. Ah, man, I think 48 hours with no sleep because I've done that actually a couple times now just in the past week

But like doing a fasting is torture I love food so much and I know there are some religions that do fasting There's some you know diets that do fasting is like I've tried intermittent fasting for health reasons and other things. And I'm just like, man, that period where you can't eat, Oh, it's either the Korean in me or the German in me. And I know they both love food. And I think just as a human, I just, I'd rather go without sleep than food. I feel like it's like that human thing too, where as soon as you put your space helmet on that you can't ever take,

you know, you have to have it on for six hours. Can't take it off. Your nose itches like crazy crazy as soon as you hit that time where you're like all right I'm not gonna eat now for 18 hours or whatever your body's like oh my god let's get pizza bro come on morning or evening shower for my entire life until recently I was a morning shower person I would have told you I'd rather wake up and take a shower in the morning. And I still do like that.

I'm coming around on evening showers. I like evening showers now. I don't know what changed. I think it's cause I have more control over my sleep situation. When I was like a kid and I didn't like, I didn't always control the thermostat cause I was at roommates or in the dorm or whatever.

I'm a sweaty sleeper. But now that I like our house is whatever temperature or whatever. I'm a sweaty sleeper, but now that our house is whatever temperature we collectively choose it as a family, I don't sweat in my sleep. Turns out that was not a me problem, that was a temperature problem. Or maybe it was my sleep apnea, because I also have a... Mark, crackers or chips?

Wait, is this a British thing? Is this talking about french fries or chips? What is this? No, no, this is actual like potato chips or like crackers like I guess a cheese it or something I don't know. These are not they think these they're different types of things Okay, so specifically potato chips versus the wide wide world of crackers I would have to say crackers because there are so many different varieties if you have to pick between the two and only getting potato chips immediately they could have a flavor versus crackers which is different grains and da da da da da da you could also have corn chips

there's a lot of potato chips too like Doritos and stuff like that yeah yeah those are not made of potatoes those are made of corn well he said potato chips did he? he said chips he said potato chips did you? I said like potato chips, not not specifically potato chips This includes all types of chips. Oh, okay If it's chips versus crackers, it at least has to be all chips because there's only a few kinds

There it's not specific to potatoes Okay, then I changed my answer and I would say chips because I couldn't do without tortilla chips Potato chips are fine tortilla chips because you know, Takis are tortilla chips general Mexican restaurant tortilla chips. Potato chips are fine, tortilla chips because you know, Takis are tortilla chips, general Mexican restaurant tortilla chips. There's a lot of versatility you can get out of a chip where it gets close to cracker, but it would probably fall in the chip category versus crackers.

Those are nice, but not as many flavor opportunities, even though they have more texture opportunities. Plus cracker flavors are never quite as good. I know they're supposed to be different products, but what if they took Doritos powder and just put it on crackers? Would that be so bad? I don't think it would be as good. I know they're supposed to be different products, but what if they took Doritos powder and just put it on crackers? Would that be so bad? I don't think it would be as good. Although all the crackers where it's like it's sour cream and onion flavored crackers. No, it's not. Maybe if you'd never had them on Doritos, but like I feel like our brains have that crunch prepared

in our mind where if we had it on like a chewier thing because crackers are typically like they have a crunch, but I feel like that'd be cool. You've ever had a Doritos Locos taco that sat in the bag for 20 minutes too long? You're talking about that. They get kind of soft. I like it. It's fine, whatever. Not important.

We're hurrying up. Bob, favorite superhero. None of them. Who deserves my affection? Nah, my answer for this one's the same still, but it's Batman. Because he knows super he just dude I really struggle between Batman and Superman as a

Recently I'm still more Batman But like as a kid, I really loved both and there was like that spider-man show the Batman animated series was amazing And spider-man had its own show that I really liked to watch in I don't know worst place to take a vacation the beach final answer. No Middle of a war zone Bottom of the ocean all terrible options for vacations in a black hole in inside out world I don't want to be there again terrible places for vacations Escalator land, you know had a lot of hype very boring. I guess pick one. Oh definitely escalator land

Sounds fun is so boring. They're slow escalators Like an escalator here's to see how this works because I was thinking it would be like a you know What was your answer not escalator land cuz they you know, I've seen some long escalators. They've always been fun It has some ups and downs They've always been fun. It has some ups and downs He did it You know, I try so hard at these games and then Wade's gonna come in here with his incredible jokes And he's gonna just he's gonna supersede me. I thought we were the participants here. How am I supposed to compete with that? You can give me a fucking answer HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA No! That's how you can compete. Alright, I'm gonna say bottom of the ocean or if someone invited you on that submarine

that exploded as a vacation, which I think one of them did, that'd be bad. Spicy food or mild food? That's a terrible answer, but I gotta go mild. No boo I am sensitive to spicy and I would never Complain and not eat something that was too mild But I definitely have ordered and then not been able to eat something that was too spicy And I'm just not a spicy food person boo I'm guessing mark would go spicy mm-hmm because if they're both of spice

So I'd rather have the spicier one, and I have that overspice, but it's like still would rather have the opportunity for that kind of flavor Enhancement I would also lean mild, but uh it'd be hard to have no yeah, it'd be hard to say no to spice Mark have to choose between sweet or salty for the rest of your life. Which do you choose? You have to choose between sweet or salty for the rest of your life. Which do you choose? Mmm, mmm, salty I think, but yeah salty. I'd rather do salt. Because even though they say like, you know, salt raises your blood pressure, didn't they say it doesn't now anymore?

Didn't science actually kind of deduce that it wasn't really... It's complicated. The answer is that salt is related to the system that involves whether your blood pressure goes up and down, but it has more to do with water retention in a hole in your lymph system and things and salt definitely impacts that but blah blah blah blah. It's stupid. The answer as per usual is they don't fucking know. Yeah, the human body's complicated?

Whoa. No way. Unless that's not the answer, in which case I don't know which I'm willing to it I hope salt is not bad for blood pressure and whatnot because I love salt So I don't know saying goodbye to sweets forever would be real tough I could say goodbye to sweets forever I could do that I could not I don't think as a human because you can live without sweets You can live have a totally normal life without sweets

I don't think you can live a normal life without salt and I'm not saying like highly self-foods Like I guess it's a sweet or salty food. It doesn't say like no salt is salty food either way I think I would be a lot less happy if I didn't have salted foods then with sweet foods Yeah, I couldn't live without any sweet, but if I'm still allowed to have like fresh fruit level of sweetness I'm okay. I can live with that as opposed to the inverse. That is the last question So which one of us has a better personality? Go. Uh-huh. I forgot we were doing that I don't know cuz what I'm gonna do here is I'm going to go back through and ask you guys each other's questions If you remember each other's questions If you're gonna reach other's answers. Oh

Alright It is a easy question thing It's easy I knew it You guys will be get this there weren't that many questions. I think you got this. Okay. All right mark What is Bob's go-to karaoke song? Bohemian Rhapsody Good Bob. What is Mark's least favorite vegetable?

Squashes Good Mark. What was Bob's favorite cereal as a kid? Oh, it was, um, oh, it wasn't cookie, Chris, because that's what I said. That was your answer. That was my answer, but my answer was related to that one because it was one of those that was also kind of a candy type cereal. Oh, what was it? I also have had it, and I liked it, but I was so focused on my own.

It's a really good cereal. I gotta give you a bit of a timer here. I bet it was, oh, when I was a child and I used to eat cereal when I was, me and my brother would sit in front of that TV, watch an episode of Pokemon and eat our cereals and it was just divine. Don't you miss those yonder years? No, okay, well you're not gonna tell me not yet. Oh, it's just gotta go back around again. That's Oreo Oh, it was Oreo Oreo. Oh, okay. All right that that makes sense Yeah, Bob if mark could be a utensil, would he be a fork, knife, or spoon?

He'd be a knife so he could stab you or something, I think he said. Mark, if Bob could be fluent in any other language, what would he have chosen? Spanish for the utility. What job would Mark be awful at doing? None of them, but also probably... Oh, wait a minute it was submarine captain I forget what you actually said because he said a bunch he did say a bunch he

settled on one he didn't make it easy for you because he named like a dozen things but a marine marine biologist good this is why you wanted me to name one thing what word does Bob always spell wrong? It's not gubernatorial Aesthetic Aestheti see well done Bob if Mark had to bathe in a condiment, which one would he choose? Go with me here. Mustard. Incorrect.

Ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! He settled on honey mustard. Oh right, because that was the thing I said and then like a minute later he was like, Wait, I know! Honey mustard! I knew that would complicate things over you guys would go on spiels. I was like, this is gonna make it real hard on him later, but I'm here for it. Coffee or tea for Bob? That would complicate things over you guys would go on spiels. I was like, this is going to make it real hard on him later, but I'm here for it. Coffee or tea for Bob.

Well, he said he didn't like coffee unless it was in the shape of a milkshake, but I can't remember if that meant he went for tea. So I guess I got to go. He went for tea. He said neither, but coffee. Oh man. What a Bob answer. He really Bobbed all over that. I give terrible answers for this sort of shit What is Mark's favorite movie villain? Do I remember what I said? Oh, didn't you say I forget the number the t

100 he went thousand t went thousand but no he changed it. Oh, he changed it Lord Shen ended up being his new answer. Oh, that's right. We talked about that I didn't even know his name mark would Bob brother go to the beach or the mountains mountains cuz I would also Beach is dumb Bob last song stuck in Mark's head Mark would Bob rather have breakfast or dinner Dinner would mark rather go 48 hours with no sleep or no food oh no sleep does it all the time all the time mm-hmm mark would Bob brother have morning or evening shower he used to be a morning guy now he's an evening guy

turns out temperature was a problem Bob crackers or chips oh it's complicated but if we're including tortilla chips then chips mm-hmm pops for superhero well yours is Superman like a goof that's also not true completely wrong oh yeah it's Batman because you're you're typical but also his is Batman I said Batman or Spider-Man but yeah you said Batman good thing it's not about what I said I thought he said Batman or Superman so I'm with you Mark he did did say those yeah, he didn't say spider-man Batman or spider-man you actually didn't say spider-man check the tape Play the tape editors. I really struggle between Batman and Superman there I don't have the evidence in front of me and I do misspeak a lot So I can't argue whether I could have mark use your use your spinning wheel thing that you got

I'm not gonna touch him, I'm still rendering. Oh. Bob, what's Mark's worst idea for a vacation spot? Oh, lots of places. Sure was. I think the one he landed on was bottom of the ocean. Good. Spicy food or mild food for Bob mild

because he's a wimp I'll take it Bob salty or sweet for Mark salty cuz he's a dick I'm sure you guys remember at this point there were only a few you got wrong it did really well I originally was gonna do 20 questions each and I figured that we probably wouldn't have time for that so thankfully I only did the 10 because we are pushing a longer episode. I think 20 is the right number. I think Bob had it right the first time. I carefully planned that out, didn't it all, picked that number randomly out of the air. It's very meaningful.

You guys only got four wrong between both of you. Two each, in fact. That's pretty good. That's a good listener. It's because we're good knowers of things. Honestly, all the extra description helps. It really does trace back to things. Yeah, I think most of the extra description helped,

but all the ones where Mark was like, the ocean, space, Mexico, and then ultimately circle back to a different answer are the ones where I can't fucking remember Movie villain he named about four or five and then you guys went through all the kung fu panda villains Condiments was a bit and then the only other ones you guys got wrong were Favorite cereal and the coffee or tea mark just has trouble with breakfast stuff All right, well going through the points here, Bob, you got points for new lights.

Same Bob, for all in Carl three go cart split in half. And then you got points for all the ones you remembered, which I won't go through all of them, but everything except for a honey mustard and Lord Shen. Mark, you got points for No Dial, Bob Shade, Return of Lens Boy, is better than you because he would fight a bear, and then all the ones except for Coffee or Tea and Favorite Cereal. Right now, that puts the score at 12 for Mark, 11 for Bob, and 1 for me for wouldn't save his own kid.

Earned. He deserved even. I got a point for that. Bonus points. Please at least two. Please help. Three is at least two. It's the weighted three.

Mark's lead is meaningless. Oh yeah, I was going to shuffle these. All right. What do you add into the thingy win? Does everybody have half a point at this point? Yeah, everyone is up. I believe so let's do a TMI point too much information which I think in this case would favor mark because I think Bob was Tomahawk you gave too much too many answers. I do expand a lot Shuffle these bad boys up. We got three spins here,

which probably means we have like six spins because definitely gonna get a bunch of stuff that doesn't apply to this specific episode because we're really good at adding things to the deal. Oh wow, that comes up a lot. Oh the best looking point. We are all three wearing gray today by the way. Yeah I was gonna say, I did spend all of the beginning of this episode or maybe before saying how good your lighting is You do look really good today Bob. I kind of got it. I dragged myself here from just waking up after like a 11-hour coma so yeah, you know what? That's true Bob and I did get to look at each other for an hour before Mark got here And that was a good look for Bob on top of just how he looks.

I don't know why you're giving me credit for that. I was here. I was in and out. I was doing stuff. But you were here some. You could see my beautiful lighting for most of it. Alright, Bob gets the best looking point. I never thought I'd win that one. Not gonna lie. I had faith. Most angry mark got the angriest at your questions. He liked your questions a lot. I was I did protest I did I did I did I was there was a lot of unfair. I

Fuck oh what why? No, I want that one No, I want that one. No, I don't even know what that means. It's been declared. Which means that if it's three heads, what the fuck happens here? So define, define what exactly is unfair for starters. I think is a good starting point Mark said that it's Unfair there was a lot of unfair. He was discussing the episode. He was just getting this point You got better questions than him. Yeah, either it has to be It has to be the context of what it was said, right? It has to be this point, because that's what I said. If it's nothing, then it was fair.

If it's all heads, then it was unfair. If it's all tails, then it shall be made doubly fair. So either I get the point, Mark keeps the point, or Mark gets double points, I guess. There's the same odds, I I guess so I don't know. Okay so hold on all heads favors which one of you two? Because Mark declared it means I don't get this point. It was all heads. All heads confirms it was unfair.

It makes no sense because Mark accidentally called it but normally all heads is what you want to have happen when you're the one who says the word Okay, all heads gives Bob a point all tails markets two points. Yes. I have my legally required coin Yep, I got I got my coin. Here we go Tails Oh Okay, I was close So, okay mark keeps the point Wow, that's what you gotta be careful when you're just saying stuff man, man I I yeah, I I didn even think god. It's been so long So mark is up by one right now, so if we could get me a point that would really make some fun stuff happen

Okay. Well actually wait. This is me right cuz you mark slept in today He said he pulled another all-nighter though. Oh, that's true though. No, it doesn't matter I I napped for four hours yesterday and then I slept for 11. So I actually have more sleep than I would usually have. But this is since last episode that we recorded or it came out? Okay, yeah, okay. When was the last episode? Last we were together was Friday.

I actually have a pretty low number of hours of sleep. I think I have it officially tracked by my watch. I can check. Okay, have you pulled many or any all-nighters since last Friday? I have stayed up until 2 a.m. every night since Friday and then had to wake up at about... Eh, whatever, in the morning. Let me look. I think I actually have this tracked. I also might have some of this tracked.

When was Friday? What was the date? Friday would have been the 11th. So Saturday morning I woke up with 6 hours 25 minutes. Sunday morning I woke up with 6 hours 51 minutes. Monday morning I got 8 hours. And this morning I woke up with 5 hours 23 minutes. Friday evening I slept 6 and a half hours. And then on Saturday I slept another six and a half

okay so I had like 20 minutes more than you on as of Saturday I stayed up all night Sunday but yesterday I took a nap from 1 30 to about 5 30 maybe 5 so I would say like four hours nap but then I'm devastated because last night I slept I slept 10 hours. I slept 10 hours last night. I think you might still have me. I've slept a total 27 hours This is math. I actually slept 27 hours since the last episode. I have 32.6 hours of sleep. Yes Yes Yes, surprisingly close. Yes rather close for me pulling an all-nighter, but you do eventually have to catch up, so... I'm not gonna lie, I was very nervous, because if Bob had gotten that point, it would have been a tie.

Oh, you know what? I just remembered! Yeah, Mark, are you sure you didn't actually sleep like 10 more hours, Mark? Oh, you're actually right! I didn't pull an all-nighter, I... I... Oh, man. Alright. And with a final score of Wade one Bob 12 and mark 14 We have our winner He had the worst questions he thought but it turned out he didn't it was fair

But he did sleep the least and was the angriest which I guess is a good combination Be congratulations mark winner speech. Well, thank you. I came into this episode late because I was sleeping so much But in all honesty, I was sleeping so little and that's the kind of line You need to walk if you want to be a winner You gotta stay awake long enough to be sleep longer. So stay awake out there or sleep Wow inspirational or sleep. Wow, inspirational. Bob, I think you have a very special loser speech to give

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I had just stopped to think, I definitely knew that honey mustard answer because we talked about that and it was a whole thing. I just locked in too quick, you know? And I think I just really need less sleep. I think that's what it is. I think Mark is absolutely right and that's what I get for sleeping so much. I deserve this. And possibly for the first time ever, I fully accept it. I'm a loser. Once again, today's loser speech was brought to you by Venmo. Whatever your thing is, you could pay for it with the Venmo debit card. Visit venmo.me slash debit to learn more. That's V-E-N-M-O dot M-E slash D-E-B-I-T to learn more. Venmo purchase restrictions apply. The Venmo MasterCard is issued by the Bancorp Bank NA. Pursuant to license by MasterCard International,

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