Distractible - Wade's Secret Words (Part 2)

Episode Date: August 9, 2024

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and prefers pickles with cream. Butchering Bob breaks his body, gentrifies zombies, frightens morning folk and bans Wade from self-addressing. From Mighty Mugtime to Lens Traps. Yes! it's time for Wade's secret words part two Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show Greetings welcome back to another episode of distractable I'm today's host Wade and well as you can tell I must have won the last episode because I'm here hosting today And as such the way this show works is I'll be hosting an episode where Mark and Bob, hey boys. Hello.

Hi, is that who? We'll be competing for points based on a topic or topics or whatever I've come up with. Editors, cut to me. You have to because I'm drinking today's sponsor's drink. I also needed a refreshing- No, no, keep it on me. Keep it on me. Oh, but look at this. But I'm drinking zero sugar mug group here different than those guys keep it on me I got that dog in me mark also has the world's smallest can wait

I have way more dog in me is the dog worth points. I have so many dogs in me wait I submerged myself in a vat of human growth hormone. My, see my head is touching the ceiling. I have- Wow, that's why the can looks so small in your hand. Your body finally matches your deep, deep voice. Thank you, thank you, thank you very much. Okay, Elvis flyer. Hello everybody.

Hello everybody, I wish I could do what I did in my youth. I can't believe your voice used to be so squeaky. That's wild, That's wild. I think his impression gets higher and higher each time he does it. Hello everybody. Hello everybody. Ha ha. Ah, the good old days.

It's like Shy Ronnie. You guys remember Shy Ronnie? It's an SNL skit where, what's his name? Adam Sandberg plays Shy Ronnie and Rihanna like comes in singing a song and she's like, take it Ronnie. And he's like, take it Ronnie. Take it Ronnie. Take it Ronnie. Take it Ronnie she's like, take it Ronnie. And he's like, Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie,

Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie, speak up. Nobody can hear you. I said Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie, That was a funny, yeah, that was a funny bit. Anyway, how's it going? Small talk. Good.

I don't feel like it. I'm going good. It's going good. I used, I used the hot tub last night. Remember the tub where we all soaked in together in the boat? Fully dressed in the hot sun, yeah. No, I put a swimsuit on last night. It's way better in the swimsuit. Oh. Yeah, no, I've been learning. I've been learning about hot tubs.

I was also in a hot tub last night, just coincidentally. Wow, Wade. No, I was driving the loop that goes around Cincinnati just on repeat. He doesn't have a car. This is a lie. Yeah, that's a made up story. I don't have a car. I don't have a hot tub. I had to steal a car to drive a bunch. Mark, why were you in a hot tub? You don't have one of those, do you?

No, I just don't talk about it much. No, that's right. I know that because I've been to where that is. Yeah, me too. I was invited to the hot tub. I was there with you. Not in the hot tub. Have you both been here? I've been to your house is. Yeah, me too. I was invited to the hot tub. I was there with you. Not in the hot tub. Have you both been here? I've been to your house. When?

Unless you moved again. When did that occur? In October of 2022, I drove down from the Bay Area, Wade Molley flew out, we hung out, we did a- Oh yeah, of course, of course. We went to In-N-Out, that's right. We did a live stream from the Corridor Studio. We went to In-N-Out, that's what you remember. We went to In-N-Out. Well, we did, that's true, it's right. We did a live stream from the corridor studio

Well, we have to we did that's true it's true it's true Then we tried to play that board game that took like ten years to get through the instruction We gave up we went to the talented people's place to record They do all the cool talented stuff. Yeah, they're very talented. I don't know who you're digging that marks former employer. Yes, their names are I don't know who you're digging at. Mark's former employer, yes. Their names are... I said it out loud already in this recording, so... Didn't hear you. Minus a point to me. Well, Wade, what's their name? Tim and Eric. Hallway Analog. Is that true? It's almost true. That was a hint. What are those words related to? Isle Prologue? What else could you call a hallway another name for hallways aisle aisle prologue no not aisle that's not really a hallway aisle what's the opposite of analog aisle relapse I'm sorry get where's your relapse clock

Wade you've got an analog clock in a relapse clock Oh digital digital yeah digital path digital was second in the hint path digital. Wait, wait, stop focusing on the words. Remember in your mind who you're trying to guess to YouTube channel, right? I'm confused at what what part of this he doesn't remember or if it's just everything. I remember meeting people. They were very nice. And I remember seeing some of their videos that were really well done, really cool. I watched tons of their videos before, yep. Mechanical Digital.

What does that have to do with a hallway? What would you call a hallway if you were in old England? Priviroute. God damn it. Bob, you stood up in front of the whole world and named this man the winner. You looked him in the eye and said, you are the most fit to lead this podcast privy root general privy root digital I'm

not even gonna tell you the correct answer I just want you to stew in the fact that you I literally spoon-fed it to you and you still aren't all the way okay hallway in old England perhaps in medieval times or what might a British person in general call a hallway? How-why? Don't try too hard. You gotta turn those five other brain cells you got in there. Man, you're really giving it to me. I deserve this.

It starts with a C. C-O. Sound it out! R. C-O-R. Corridor Digital. Yeah! No, there's not even any celebration afterwards. There's nothing to celebrate, really. I will take away two more points from me.

He's really good. You thought you couldn't lose today. Man, you know, I'm losing. What were we talking about? Mark's hot tub. We had Mark's, we'll be in at Mark's place hanging out with Mark. You were recorded there. I had my hot tub. Mark, great small talk. Thank you. Bob, did you do anything? No. Well, you know, I'm trying to build this render farm in my garage. I got solar panels on my roof that are hooked into the dirt. Turns out that's not how you harvest electricity from them.

And I bought all these car parts online from China. And turns out car parts isn't what you need to make server racks though. I knew it would be confusing for people, but there were some people on the subreddit that really did not understand the concept of a room temperature phase change. Room temperature ice like really didn't check

the box for people. I'm not saying like they're dumb, but it's just a very strange concept. It's a weird concept and how that would help. And there were some people that were trying to help out, but other people were just like, I just thought how that works! That's not it, it would just make it warmer!

And I'm like, yes, well, yes, but the- I mean, if it's ice but the same temperature is it really cooling yes because electronics don't operate at room temperature otherwise this wouldn't be an issue that would be talked about so you're saying the computer gets hotter but the ice stays room temperature which is cooler than hotter no actually but almost okay maybe I don't get it either but you know what I like it when you all talk. Wait, thanks for playing the role of the subreddit

in this role play. Hey, I'm happy to do it. I know you are smarter than you're letting on. Don't worry. I'm here to represent the layman. Wait, listen. When ice becomes not ice, takes a lot of energy for that to happen.

But in the interim, it stays. It gets wet. It melts, but it takes a while. And for that to happen, but in the interim it stays. It gets wet. It melts, but it takes a while. And so long as there's ice, it stays at the temperature that ice freezes at. OK, and what temperature is that? With you. 32 Fahrenheit, zero Celsius. Absolute zero plus a few degrees. A few. You're right. You're right.

So if you just move that needle, so you got your stake in the ground at 32F0C If you just move it up to 68 Yes That's it? You got it? He understands perfectly. Don't talk about it anymore. We know you understand Now you've got warm ice Keep it locked inside Like a 68 isn't really... it's warm-ish

It's warmer than 32. Is 68 cool relative to electronics that operate anywhere from 80 to 100 and whatever degrees Fahrenheit? 68 sounds great for a computer. Oh yeah, I bet that's very cold. It's kind of the ideal temperature. And 69 sounds great for me. The ideal position.

The height scientifically proven to me the ideal position scientifically proven to be the ideal position for Nothing great. You know what you both have just crushed this I'm gonna take another point away from me and you both just get a hundred points each All right We have been investing our points here distractible into stocks and bonds and we're just swimming in them So I'm gonna start giving some more you both have a hundred hundred points Whoa, what's the what's the conversion rate? I have negative four you have a hundred. That's not a conversion Okay, well one point equals one point and you have a hundred of them. How many points equals one Ethereum? That's what I need to know that'll clarify it. Is that what you farm for with people's hard drives? It's close. You're weirdly close.

I'm pretty sure Ethereum is where Vikings go when they die. That's what they say in old England. Ethehala. That's it. That's it. He finally got there. Corridor. Man, I would have never guessed corridor and hallway. But corridor is just not a word I think of. Anyway.

You would never guess corridor and hallway? Those are synonyms. I agree. But corridor is just not a word that comes to my brain. This is totally unrelated to anything that we've talked about thus far. I just wanted to tell you guys the existence

of something that is captivating to me. I'm going to sip this. Some people are all about like, you know, keeping gold just in case the world explodes and then money's meaningless, but then the gold will be, that'll mean that's worth something Uh-huh. Everybody knows this. However, there is one shiny thing that I was looking at. It's a ten kilogram coin of silver That's a lot of silver. It's just

Kilograms Jesus Christ. I forget what the price is ridiculous It was like thousands of dollars, but it was just like the fact that it was a 10 kilogram, like a dumbbell sized plate of silver, not a dumbbell, like a weight plate that that's heavy. It's very heavy. I just couldn't even imagine what 10 kilogram coin would even look like. I want it so badly. How much is it?

I was trying to look at the price, it's $13,000. God damn. You should get it and just use it in your weight room. Like get a handle, get a handle put on it like it's a kettle bell and just like, oh. Mark, you have an opportunity. Turn your render farm into a giant arcade cabinet. In order to play, you have an opportunity turn your render farm into a giant arcade cabinet in order to play You have to insert the 10 kilogram silver coin

Oh, man, it's it's so funny because this is hearkening back to like those rocks Whatever the people did that used him as currency or still do you know the giant rocks that are immovable that you scribe your? Giant rocks that are immovable that you scribe your scribe your data onto Yeah, well you just say who owns it. It's like that's my rock I'll trade you my rock for a bunch of food. Oh, that's right. Yeah. Yeah, so it just reminds me that that's like 10 kilograms Do you imagine going to buy a car and you're like here and you just set that down You go to a car match like I need a 2021 Toyota Camry base model. This 10 kilograms of silver is approximately worth one Camry. It's probably not but whatever. How much does it weigh?

That was a dumb question. Let's move on. I might take away another point i'm struggling today wait wait no wait it's onto something wait on what's in there what's inside of it inside of the silver yeah what's it what's it weigh and what's inside of it how is it so heavy that's what we need to know oh man it's a mystery what if you unwrap the silver and it's just chocolate? Oh yeah! What color is it though? Because it's really important what color it is. You want it to look cool. Okay Bob you don't have to kill me I'm already dead. What rank is it in Overwatch?

Platinum. Plat three actually surprisingly enough yeah weird huh. Wait can this is either going to expose a uh horrendous ignorance on my part or I'm a genius Am I missing something or is it just as asinine to think that precious metals like silver and gold will have value? Post currency as it is to expect currency to have value like assuming there's a world ending event some crazy shit happens Why does a hunk of metal have value in that world? Am I stupid? I just don't. It doesn't because, because a lot of people are like, oh, it's actually something humans will always put value in. It's like, no, gold is a luxury good. If once society starts to build up and there can be commerce and stuff like that, sure. But if it was an apocalyptic scenario,

that gold is going to be worth as much as a paperweight because it's a luxury good in commodities it's not even a good metal you can't make anything out of gold i mean it's conductive ever hear of chains or rings you don't want golden chains it's too soft it's a really shitty metal it's one of the shittiest it's just shitty yeah but you stand out. No, you would have the best looking prisoners of war in the apocalypse, I guess, if you had gold chains for your prisoners, yes. What kind of apocalypse? What kind you want?

We got all kinds, zombie. Yeah, we got uprising. Yeah, like what if you give all the zombies gold chains so you know they're dead? That would be quite the marker. It would make it risky to wear other jewelry if you're an alive human. Yeah, you gotta be careful. You run the risk of making these zombies hot. They could start to really, you know, gussy up afterwards. They get the gold chain and they're like, ooh.

Hey, maybe if you give them gold chains, because it's a luxury item, you give them gold pieces, maybe they'll, instead of trying to eat so many brains, they'll focus on zombie society. Because then some of them will have gold and some of them will want gold Then they'll get ritzy enough to want kombucha and avocado toast instead of brains. We make zom-boo-cha Av-o-zom-boo toast Zom-b-c-ado toast. Damn it. It was right there. Another small talk? That was small talk? That was all small talk? That's what I did yesterday, Mark. What do you think we're talking about?

You bought 10 kilograms of some unknown metal and I... I can't wait for the subreddit post. I can't believe Mark bought 10 kilograms coin of silver. What did I do? It's how you turn on the render farm. You have to put it in the slot. It's coin operated. It's very expensive.

Oh, yeah, they got me. And you pull a big lever and then you render. That'd be great if I could set it up that way. I'd like to render a ball floating in water. Chakunk! Cherry! Cherry! Oh, bar!

A dummy crashed! Fuck! Cherry, cherry, oh, bar! A dummy crashed! Fuck! Alright, we have a series of things to discuss. Let's start with something just kind of fun. This is not a necessary topic. I want to point that out. I just thought of it and I liked it, so I wrote it down.

What are the best snacks to eat while drinking root beer? So I was thinking about it and I was like, man, I could go for some like popcorn and root beer. And I think that's because sometimes when I go to the theaters, it's like, that's what I get is like a root beer and popcorn. So like, I think about those two things being paired. We don't have to do root beer specifically,

I just think of it because we're actually drinking it, but snacks and drinks that like pair well. I think root beer and popcorn in my brain is like good, but I think that might be because at theaters you get popcorn and I Generally am NOT a pretzel fan like little little crunchy pretzels that they're fine But I would not choose those but specifically because root beer has a lot of like creamy flavors sort of it has like almost like a Like a creamy ice creamy flavor to me. It goes super well with stuff that's just sort of salty and kind of dry.

And so pretzels and root beer and popcorn I get to. But I would never I would almost never eat pretzels normally. But like I kind of crave that a little, I guess. Do you think we equivalent equivalent popcorn or salty things in root beer or the root beer ice cream thing you were saying, because like root beer floats are a thing? Or do you think it actually is just like- That may be.

My brain. Mark, say something before I say something else dumb. I don't have any points left to lose. Mark, make some equations. I'm gonna equivalent. I don't know, okay? I don't know. What a weird question.

Wait, what? Don't you have that dog in you? Is this just, is this just the sponsor? Is this your whole subject? Is this the sponsor? Are you a sellout? You a shill? You a shill?

I mean, I'm a shill, but are you shillin'? There is nowhere where this was required by anything. I just thought of it. And we just are drinking root beer. He did this of his own free. Mark, I feel like you're just, every time Wade hosts now, the theme of the day is mark just shits all over Wade's topic I feel like is where we are. No, that's Wade's theme. No, but it's you you're doing it

He's shadow and Glauber so he didn't even say it once He didn't say once cuz he can't mark. He can! You're right. He's too stupid for that. So, Mark, you got nothing? Nothing? I got nothing. I got nothing. And really, in reality, I got nothing because it's like, I look at the soda as like, it's kind of a snack by itself, which is weird to say. But if I go to the theater, sure. But that's just usually because the only option. But I typically get a bottle of water. This guy. I have another drink that requires a specific thing to me.

Milk. I like milk, milk is fine. But if I have a glass of milk for some reason, if I have to drink one, it usually goes the other way. But if I have one, I better have some graham crackers in my hand. Because graham crackers dipped in milk is just like top tier flavor combination.

So like a cake or cookies or brownies, I always want milk with those. So once I want milk with ice cream, is that weird to have that much berry? You want milk with ice cream? Sometimes I do. Yeah. God, hey, that's called a milkshake. You just mix it all together. As a kid, my dad always got the the five quart tub of ice cream, not just a gallon tub, five quarts, right? So I would every night, every night,

I would scoop out a whole bowl of chocolate syrup all over, finish the bowl, grab a pickle out of the fridge. What in the, that's not where I thought that was going. I don't know why. I would eat the ice cream and I'd be like, you know what would be good to wash that down with? Pickle. Wouldn't wanna enjoy a good flavor for too long.

Gotta clear my mouth out of all this chocolate and ice cream. Interesting, interesting. That's just what I did. My dad looked at me very strangely every time. So I'm not saying it's the right move. That's just what I did. Well, no wonder you don't know what to pair with root beer

if you're pairing ice cream and pickles. No, I'm honestly curious about that now, but. I don't know what, it was like instinctive, right? I was like, oh man. And I think that's probably why I like salted caramel. Cause like- Cause it tastes like pickles? Cause salty, salty.

I like salty things. I'm a salty guy. I still have nightmares about, we used to go to like cheesecake factory and you would take a piece of bread and put a huge thing of butter on it and then drown that motherfucker in some salt. I like salt.

I'm not a low sodium person, but that was watching you eat that. I was like, oh, oh, that's a lot. Oh, my blood pressure is perfect. All my vitals are perfect. And I'm not saying that there's this big conspiracy myth about like, you know, too much salt, but I'm saying like, I eat a ton of salt. I'm very healthy, extremely healthy, actually the healthiest. You know, it's actually interesting. I don't know any of the science behind this.

This is basically a conspiracy theory, but there are developing research and developing theories about salt affecting your blood pressure, not because of the salt itself, but because salt affects your body's water retention rate and how much fluid you're holding and carrying in your systems and stuff. Or they're working on research to prove that lowering your sodium intake doesn't necessarily even fix high blood pressure if you just if you're a person who has that because it depends entirely on what is causing that and it might not be the amount of sodium because it might not have as much to do with how much water you're retaining it might have to do with other functions in the body so salt still is connected to blood pressure. Maybe we've been lying to you, you know? Fools. Maybe they're hiding the truth, man. Yeah, exactly, man. Bob, thank you for participating in that one. Mark, you were here. I guess we'll move on to the next topic. Best hair. Remember our first episode, hair? What is the best hair? Where's he going with this? One of your hairdos.

Where's he going with this? What are your hairdos? He's up to something Bob he's up to something yeah, obviously isn't that good isn't that the idea? But if I if I guess it before we get there I get points right you've already got a hundred man You're getting kind of greedy whatever you're trying to figure out you might get something the best hair is yours back when you used to Have it you had such a fro. I did have a fro. Tragedy. I can't believe it's gone. Anyway, I don't know. Mark, what's your favorite?

What's the best hair, Mark? I have no idea, honestly. Play the game. Yeah, you know this game, Mark. You know what's going on. You could say your own hair. It's okay. We won't blame you.

I don't think it's a pain in the ass all the time. I can't wait to cut it. Mine is not. Yeah. I mean, bald has its conveniences, but I don't know if that qualifies as a hairstyle. What's your hairstyle bald? No, what's your hairstyle bald? I said hair style. Man, bowl cut, easy to implement. Classic, always gets a laugh. People saw the Beatles walk by there's like,

Classic, always gets a laugh. People saw the Beatles walk by, there's like, PFFT! AHAHAHAHAHA! Look at Ringo! Did they have bowl cuts? Didn't they at one point? Am I crazy? That was a bowl cut?

They had long hair, but it wasn't really like a bowl cut. Isn't a bowl cut where there's like one line that goes all the way around that's that's and the rest of it is like buzzed real short? I guess they technically called it a mop top. I don't know, but it looked pretty bowl cutty to me. Anyway, okay, bowl cut, Bob, what's your hair?

I choose Wade's old hair. Oh, Afro? Wade Fro. Wade Fro and bowl cut. Let us talk for a moment about cars. Guys, I still don't have one. I know about cars. I know a little about cars.

I've got a friend who works at a car place, I'm gonna go look at them here soon. I just have to actually find a day off, which has been really difficult. Says the man who just got back from vacation. Well, that's that vacation still even involves not being here to go car shopping. What are you doing tomorrow? Tomorrow, I'm having a lunch that I'm streaming in the early afternoon. And then I do D&D on a channel called lost initiative and D&D starts up

Oh, I know what the problem is. Yeah, cuz when you when you wake up at noon you lose Like 50% of the opportunity that businesses are open Yeah Well, you go to bed before 4 a.m You miss the peace and quiet of everyone being the fucking sleep and you having some goddamn time to yourself between that midnight and 4 a.m Window you can get that if you wake up early. You get that same thing. No, the annoying ass people are awake and they're like, Hey, good morning. How are you?

Oh my God. It's like shut the fuck up. I'm not a morning person. Just eat my ass and quiet. You talking about your wife? Who is this? Yeah, who are you encountering out in the world in your house? Don't leave your house! Morning people, people that enjoy the morning. You're not awake at the same time! How would you even know? Ah, sipping their coffee, hearing the wind and the birds, they're all happy and shit, they're the worst!

My morning is spent, even if I get up in the morning, it's spent...uh-huh... for like eight hours, and then like 5pm hits and it's like, oh thank god, I feel like a person finally. I could tell you from experience, nobody fucking talks to me ever, even if I go out bright and early in the morning. There are no morning people out there haunting my existence. It's just like the rest of the day, only honestly, it's usually less busy,

because you know, it's the morning. This is about cars, not morning people. Right, okay cars. Uh, four wheels, hood, windows. Wind shield, a shield for the wind. Uh, seats. What's happening? Wheel or yoke?

Whose cars are we, what are we talking about? Cars. Cars. Uh, Lightning McQueen, Mater, Toe Mater, Doc Hudson, The Fabulous Hudson Hornet. Oh, I get it! He toed! I actually didn't get that. That's why he's called Mater? His name is Tow Mater.

His first name's Tow? Tow Mater. Really? Yes, Tow Mater the Tow Truck. I just thought his name was Mater. I mean, everyone calls him Mater. Tow Mater. His name is Tow Mater.

Is he red? He's rust colored. He was originally light blue. His paint color was light blue, but now he's mostly rusted, except for his hood, which is still light blue, but he doesn't wear because he lost it down a ravine. And he found it back once, but then he lost it back down the same ravine because he sneezed. God damn, he's got the Cars lore. Do you have no idea how many fucking times I've seen the Cars movies? Because?

Because I like them. What do you mean because? Okay, well I didn't know. I didn't know if there was a reason. Maybe like- That's cinema. Pure cinema. Cars movies, good.

Okay, okay. But not Cars 2, for the love of God. Cars 2 is an abomination. But Cars 1 and Cars 3, cinema. Okay, cinema, cinema. Speaking of cinema, movies coming out this year. Movies. Unfamiliar with that. Any movies you guys are excited about that are coming out this year? I mentioned one earlier, it might have been last episode, Deadpool Wolverine. I guess by the time

this comes out, we'll have been out. Hopefully I've seen it by now. I haven't been paying attention to the roster. I've been so busy on mine. I'm excited for the movie to come out of the novelization of the movie of the original novel of the Da Vinci Code. Is that coming out this year? You said a lot of words. Yeah, because there was a book inspired the movie, but then the movie inspired a novelization of it. And so there is a novelization of the movie, which they're now making into a new movie based off the novelization instead of the original material. Wait, isn't that just the movie that's already out? This is a game of telephone with movies. Wait, isn't that just the movie that's already out? This is a game of telephone with movies.

But then I'll be excited to see when the novelization of the movie about the novelization about the movie based on the book comes out, because then that's more DaVinci code I get to read. It's like, yeah, it's like telephone. How long is this code? I mean, DaVinci was a smart guy. I don't know. It was a long time ago. Probably goes on and on millions of years or whatever.

Whenever that happened. OK. I won a long time ago. Probably goes on and on millions of years or whatever whenever that happened Okay, I won. I won movies continue Three of us we could be podcasting forever, but maybe not I don't really know what the future holds what are things we could do as a trio After the podcast if we don't do podcast one day hot dog stand deli. Oh combo hot dog deli Kosher hot dogs kosher deli kosher hot dogs on kosher deli. Oh That's a twist. Yeah, so we appeased to everybody I think where did you go?

Okay, I thought this would go one direction. This is a completely different one I love saying but that's not what we're talking about, Wade. What if we bought a movie theater? I feel like we tried that and already failed. What do they say? If you don't buy the first theater, you never will. What if there's another theater available right now? We all pitch in. Do you know of one? Yeah, there's, yeah, oh yeah.

Can you send me the book listing or? Yeah, yeah, sure. Where was it? Um, I thought I... Was it the one we talked about, because that's a long time ago now. No, no. Well, maybe. Yeah. You know, Bob and I talked about one in a week later. It was sold and you got all up in my ass about it. Why didn't you tell Mark about it? That's the rude thing. Yeah. You know, you and I talked about it.

Why didn't I tell Mark? You just let that get sold out from under Mark. I sure did. Did it? Ah, it looks like it's gone. Never mind Why don't you tell us about it? You fucking freak I did tell you about it because you remembered we talked about the location because you thought it was East Gate But it wasn't it was somewhere else nearby you you just don't remember because you don't care you fucking trash goblin Why didn't you tell us? You know what?'d be doing the three of us? Never speaking to you!

All three of us can never speak to you again. You no longer get to address yourself. But I love me! If you're talking, you better fucking be talking to Molly. Yeah, exactly. Oh shit, so much for solo Let's Plays. You didn't read the contract very closely, did you? We too can vote you out of your own self.

Do you think I've ever read anything I've been sent? It sounds like you read a lot of philosophy stuff, I don't know. Oh god man, if I did I don't remember. That doesn't sound correct. Okay so I've got Wiener's Deli. Oh uh, car dealership. Car dealership, okay. That's a good one. Oh it's the one in Coleraine, that was it. That's a good one. Ah, it's the one in Coleraine. That was it. That's up toward like Miami University, right?

No, no. Coleraine's like west. It's within the 275 loop. Just you go past. I always think of things in terms of like where they are from Milford if I don't go there very often. And Milford you go up and I guess over. You mostly go over from, you go up for literally two exits on the highway and then it's all

west from there. Wait, is Milford north? Milford is northeast. I always think it was being like perfectly east is it northeast? It's northeast of the city. Where is the East Gate in relation to Milford? South. Is that wrong? No, that's right. It was said in a funny way. Alright, anyway, we're moving on. Next topic. Ice cream truck. I think we could do good on an ice cream truck. That'd be fun. That'd be pretty cool. Pretty chill. We could have three ice cream trucks.

We could have a competition. Oh yeah, that could be good too. But I was thinking that one of us is on a motorcycle in the back at the ring. Whenever the kid like, wait for me, lower the ramp. You have the ice cream with the sidecar in a chest and the sidecar and yet then you can still sell and then you'll make it back to the other car.

Damn. You can scout ahead and hit other side streets. We could have two. So it's one person up in the front with the main ice cream truck and then two motorcycle badasses Getting those alleyway kids like an ice cream SWAT team. I'll drive the truck. I'm down for a motorcycle That sounds fun. All right, I'm back in. Oh, yeah. Yeah looks like Wade's back on the menu boys

Those Australian orcs from Lord of the Rings Their pace is quickened it's as if the whips of their very masters are behind them What's that smell man flesh, you know, but we talked recently about things that should be crunchy What should be crunchy? Oh, I know one you don't know. I know one ice cream. Oh Yes, yes ice cream should have crunchies in it I know one! Ice cream. Oh. Yes. Yes. Ice cream should have crunchies in it. It should be crunchy. Like if there's chocolate chips or something in there,

but like- There should be chocolate chips. There should be peanut butter cups. There should be crushed up Oreos. Butter finger pieces. Are you just saying fuck vanilla? Vanilla is good. It's better when there's stuff in it.

I don't hate vanilla, but I'd rather have vanilla with things in it. Cookie crumbles. Yeah. Reese's Pieces. Cookies and cream is the basis of most ice creams and that's like always crunchy. Ice cream is totally fine if it's not crunchy but it's almost always better if it has crunchies. Okay I'll just give you ice cream. Okay ice cream. What else is better crunchy? Pickles. pickles pickles are always better crunchy oh god and most of the time they're flaccid mushy they're almost like you get the wrong batch of

pickles you get a pickle that's just like oh god chicken wings chicken wings are better crunchy i would say i don't know if there's a distinction is is crispy different than crunchy because i would describe my ideal chicken wing more as crispy in My head than crunchy specifically, but I can't say I don't know what the difference What's the difference with that? I think it crunchy has to be it goes in your mouth and go You know, I think that's the definition Any other opinions on crunchy I like crunchy hippies. Oh, I get you. I don't. Don't tell them. Peace and love. We're doing things that should be crunchy, right? Cause I was almost gonna say

root beer float. Root beer float crunchy? Yeah, no, that's a thing I don't think should be crunchy. That just popped into my head cause we were talking about that before. There's things that should be crunchy or you prefer crunchy. Oh, I know one. Pineapple. Crunchy? Pineapple is crunchy. Do you want mushy pineapple? Well, there's there's other qualifications besides mushy and or crunchy. I don't know. I feel like you want pineapple to have a little snap. No, I don't want pineapple to have a little. Bob, you have bad crunchy opinions. I think leaves in fall. Oh, I hate that. They're annoying. They're

annoying. Oh, I'm sorry. You don't like joy. Crunch, crisp, crack. That horrible noise that's kind of like pulling apart a cotton ball when you step in snow in the winter, that's annoying. Crunchy leaves are fine. The snow crushing, that's quiet. You gotta really be listening for that. There's a particular type of snow step

that just sounds horrible. It's cause he doesn't like styrofoam. Styrofoam should be crunchy. Snow is just the styrofoam of nature. Oh stop, okay anyway crunchy. Any other crunches where I move on immediately? Packing peanuts. Oops all berries should be very crunchy. Peanut butter crunch. Oh okay. Nature valley bars should be crunchy. Parenting! Let's talk about parenting. Should be crunchy, yeah I agree. Crunchy, yeah yeah. Crunchy. Diapers, crunchy. Completely different topic away be crunchy. Yeah, I agree. Crunchy. Yeah, yeah.

Crunchy. Diapers, crunchy. Completely different topic away from crunchy. How's parenting going, Bob? Surprisingly good. I don't want to undersell myself, but you figure it out as you go. You don't have a choice, so you better. But I feel like we're doing a decently good job so far.

It's good. He's going to get to the point when he becomes like, I don't know, four or five years old where he's going to remember things, but he's going to like, I don't know, four or five years old, where he's gonna remember things, but he's gonna like, I feel like all kids feel this way, where you're like, my parents know everything. They are experts in literally anything and everything I could ever wonder, and then like, you find out that that's not true when you are the parent,

it's such a mind blowing thing. Are you a parent? Did you learn this already? Uncle. The same thing. Not quite the same, but like, you still know that you don't know everything, whereas whenever you're a kid you feel like adults know everything.

You have an anti-affinity, whatever the opposite of an affinity towards like absorbing new knowledge. I try to gift you with my bounty of knowledge every time. Corridor Digital. I absorbed it. That was not my gift. That's honestly impressive because you never remember anything. This is true. I've got more important things in my mind than learning. That's honestly impressive, because you never remember anything. This is true. I've got more important things in my mind than learning.

That's incorrect. What is more important? Uh, food? What game I want to play when the new Dragon Ball Z Do-Con banner drops? Shows I'm trying to catch up on? How do I feel about the season finale of The Boys? Oh god, did I feed the animals? Um, ooh, they do for heartworm? Am I due for anything? Oh shit, I've got surgery coming up. Am I going to do that? Uh, and uh, oh fuck, what am I forgetting? Things like that.

Yeah, you had surgery coming up for a year and a half now. I have one scheduled for mid-August on my deviated septum. You do surgery like Mark do movies. What about your shoulder? It's getting put on the back burner. I got a pain in the- Yeah, that's the surgery I was thinking of. His job is to sit at a desk and make jokes. What's he need a shoulder for?

It did. When I was in Virginia, we played, I guess we were four square. We played four square, but like in a pool. So it was like volleyball four square. And there was a point where we were like hitting the ball and I felt like something horrible in here. I was like, oh yeah, that's still a thing.

I forgot about that. Cause oh my God, ow. It kind of hurts a little bit right now that I'm thinking about it, but overall it's been survivable. Well, that's what I like to do. I don't like to thrive. I like to survive.

Our parenting, parenting. Crunchy. There's a lot of snacks. There's a lot of snacks in parenting. Kids eat a lot of snacks. It's fun. Got like Nutri-Grain bars, got veggie straws, got a lot of snacks in parenting. Kids eat a lot of snacks. It's fun. Got like Nutri-Grain bars. Got like veggie straws. Got a lot of fruits. A lot of fresh fruits. Fruits are good. Books. There's a lot of books. I don't think I've ever owned this many books

in my life as we own now that James likes books. I object. I feel like this is an unfair topic. I am at a distinct disadvantage. I never had parents. How's your parenting going, Mark? You have a child? Is someone... Are you getting pranked, bro? Bring your giant knife thing. Check it out. Check out what's going on. Take your boar spirit. Answer the door. Listen, I'm gonna go... All right, we'll be here. We got nothing going on.

And that was the last time we ever saw Mark. Do you want to know the secret to this episode? What is it? Just play along with whatever topic you bring up, would not be a bitch about it? No, it's secret words part two, but this time you lose points for finding the secret word. Oh. You avoided, you avoided almost everyone. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Hi. So Amy came home. Amy came home and she was blasting a podcast at full volume. So that's why I thought I was hearing voices. Oh, is it our podcast? No. Well, that's embarrassing for us.

I guess that's parenting market. It was an unfair topic. Let's go to something you like, I guess. Editing equipment. Oh, this feels like an unfair topic. Just cause you don't edit and you should. What would you build if you needed to edit a lot of stuff? I wouldn't build anything. A desk.

It depends on the type of editing that you need because yeah, you need hard hard drive storage and you know, space like that. There are really economical ways that you can go about that. And you need to render stuff out, right? For most editing purposes, I imagine general editing, you know, the newest Apple M chips can edit anything really well. Right now you could get an old, even like an M1 laptop. Hey, don't call us old.

I have an M1. Yeah, it's still just as good. My point is it's just as good. It's good, it's good, it's good, man. Oh, okay, okay. Yeah, it's still just as good. My point is it's just as good. It's good, it's good, it's good, man. Oh, okay, okay. Yeah, it's good. That can edit like pretty much anything. If you get a little higher end,

you need like a little better hardware, but for most of it. What about a whole movie? Whole movie? Well, yeah, I'm still able to edit it on the newest versions of those laptops, but you know. So what's the point of all this work you're doing? What's that for?

That's for VFX. That's very different Wait, it's literally baiting you to talk about your passion project and you got nothing I'm literally putting on a gold platter for you. You're not taking it. I'm not done talking I was literally in the middle of saying it. I was getting into it. What do you mean? Stop with the foreplay Ah computer good keyboard mouse wireless good Stop with the foreplay! Get in! Uh, uh, computer! Good keyboard! Mouse!

Wireless! Good wrist rest! Make sure you don't get carpal tunnel! Uh, desk and big TV! If you're editing a movie, you want big... Hey, that's good! Fuck, I hate this hair so much. Well, you could have talked about that when we talked about hair, Mark.

We're talking about editing. What about rendering? Rendering? Depends on what you're rendering. Big! Big? just big. You want me to talk about the things that I'm building? Yes! I've procured about 12 top-end server-grade CPUs

that are going into six systems with which I have four graphics cards a piece with 100 gigabit networking, so all of them can talk to each other extremely nicely. Minimum amount of RAM in each of these systems is one terabyte of RAM. Jesus. Enough hard drive space to drive everything.

I have three tiers of hard drive space. One is pure NVMe, one is SSDs, and one is hard disks. The huge array, I just this morning filled up 32 bays more of hard drive disks because I'm gonna have top storage mid storage Cold storage and I'm going to have enough for everything to go between the projects on the main one the active stuff on the hot Fastest one and then everything else that needs to be accessed using the middle is like a cache for like temporary stuff Then to get all the power for that you got to rewire your entire power infrastructure. You need 12 kilowatts of power which I don't know if you know this but that's gonna be about a hundred amps. You need a new hundred amp panel

with with multiple 20 amp circuits. You got to run 220 or 240 volts because the amount of voltage, the amount of amperage that 120 volts is gonna pull is gonna be more than most circuit breakers can do. It's still the same amount of voltage, the amount of amperage that 120 volts is going to pull is going to be more than most circuit breakers can do. It's still the same amount of power, but the amount that amperage is a different thing. I'm not perfect at electrical. Once you do all that, then you got to figure out how to beat all the heat because all this computer power is going to take a lot of heat. So you got to get air conditioner that's going to be able to beat about 15 to 20,000 BTUs or pump out 15 to 20,000 BTUs all in a room the size of a bathroom, which I've remodeled. You don't really suck when you move in like a month.

I'm not gonna- what? All this work you've done. I've lived- I've lived in the same place for like three years. Yeah, I know and I've gotten my calendar, you're due. I've had my house longer than you've had yours. That's true. That is true. AHHHHH!

Where are you gonna move? Where are you gonna move, Baldi? Where are you gonna move? Maybe next year. How's your radon? Mine's perfect. I don't even have a basement. I think the long term average was 0.4. 0.4? Oh, of me moving. Oh, I see. I think you meant radon, but that's fine.

I don't know if we want to talk about environmental risks in relation to where we live. I don't know if you're going to win that one, Mark. Listen, I'm on bedrock. Sure, sure. Surrounded by fire and earthquakes. The ocean. Let's compare a risk of mudslides to wiping us off the face of the earth. Mudslide, I sometimes wake up in the middle of the night in fear because I hear, I heard

it was raining and there was lightning, which is a rarity here, but there was thunder and I swore it was the mountain coming down. Man's forgotten thunder being on the west coast. I think our mudslide threat is approximately zero percent where we live. I don't know about Wade, but... I would assume pretty close. I don't think I could start a forest fire here if I intended to very deeply. Are you satisfied Mark? Did we talk about your stuff enough?

Huh? Yeah, I'm good. Bob, what else do you want to talk about? I'd like to circle back to the kosher hot dog unkosher deli idea. Uh, filming technology, stuff you film with. Mark, how's that collection going? You still collecting things to film with? Yeah, well, I mean, I haven't bought anything new for that in a while. Yeah, once you get this stuff, I haven't bought anything new for that in a while. Yeah, once you get this stuff, you don't need to get more.

Do you need to do like maintenance or anything? Do you need to like get them out and oil them or something? Yeah, oh yeah, of course, yeah, of course, yeah. Are you still rehousing? Huh? Yeah, well, there's one that's still out and rehousing, but I've got most of them back already. I just didn't mention it because no one cared.

What do you mean? I'm asking right now, that's been on my mind. The fact you haven't brought it up has been blowing my mind for what feels like mom It's because it was a punitive measure if ever I mentioned lenses I could not talk about it because you guys would take points. Oh, he's doing it There were the thing that I actually was happy about I got him in I got him in and they were they were They were the thing that I actually was happy about. I got them in, I got them in, and they were unbelievably beautiful. They were so pretty and I couldn't talk to anybody about it. Every recording session for months we all hang up and Mark's just sitting there like,

Oh, I got a new one back. It's a 30, 35. It's a prime. I got these macros back that are just like, they were just so, so pretty and they even extended the focus range of them. I didn't even see it. Stop Wade, stop. I wasn't even Mark. I was just looking. For listeners, every time Mark continues to talk about these things he's talking about, Wade casually glances down at his score sheet and is clearly noting something.

I still think you should talk about him, Mark. You win a lot. You could use, you could use a little bit of a handicap. I already know you should talk about it, Mark. You win a lot. You could use a little bit of a handicap. I already know I'm gonna lose. It's okay. It's sad, yes, but I've accepted it. Mark, have you figured out what the game is yet? No, not at all. Oh, okay. I was sort of counting on you for that. I wasn't even really thinking about

it. Yeah, I have no idea. But then Wade told me, so then that feels kind of unfair. It usually goes that way. It's I understand. Actually, no, it's totally true. I knew from the moment that I walked in and you guys I realized I'd left you two alone and I'm like, I lose this episode. Great. That's how it's always gone. Every time I step out of the room lose. You shouldn't leave. Would you like to win Mark? I'm offering. You could win time I step out of the room, lose. You shouldn't leave. Would you like to win, Mark? I'm offering.

You could win. Bob can give you the win right now. I know how this game works. I don't want any unfair advantage because I am noble and honorable. And I respect the institution and the bylaws and the constitution of Distractable. I am pure. Lenses, lenses, lenses, render farm, render farm. There you go Mark. That'll even it up a little bit. It's okay guys. No, I get it. Peanut butter. All right. The way this worked was welcome to secret words part two, where I give some

small topics, I list words, and each time you say one of those words, you lose one of those hundred points I gave you early on. Bart, you did a better job than Bob of losing points today. Wait. Until the end there. Bob literally, throughout one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight topics, nine was a bonus, eight topics, lost one point by saying peanut butter.

That was the only time he lost the point. I tried really hard to bait him. I gave him parenting, I gave him cars. We talked about hair, which I thought was an equal one. We talked about things we do after the podcast, which I thought was an equal one. He did not say any of the words. You lost one, two, three, four. You lost four points up until we baited you into saying lenses one time. So you were already losing compared to Bob up until the point where I told saying lenses one time. So you were already losing compared to Bob up until the point where I told him the thing, but you lost a total of five points, getting you to 95.

Now here's where it gets interesting. Bob had only lost one, he was at 99 points. And then he just said lenses four times and render farm twice and peanut butter once. Do those count at this point? Doesn't sound like a decision for us to make. I'll take the win. And the fuck did I just hear?

What's happening in everyone else's locations today? What? The hell? He's just leaving. I heard what sounded like someone crawling on all fours down my hallway. That's such a specific sound. How would you know that sound? It's like a slidey, slappy noise.

Slidey, slappy? I might be about to get Samarred. Well I'm gonna keep the recording rolly then. I don't want to leave the camera. Anyway Bob you either lost just one point or one two three four five six seven eight points. You're either at 99 or 92. Now Mark has honor I'll take the win. Cool. How's your honor taste mark? It tastes good. Oh real good Yeah, real good, man. I Can't tell if Wade's doing a bit or Maybe Molly's cleaning the litter box or the cat is in there. We have the cat a lot bigger than it used Bob you

win Congrats on that Winner's speech. I Gotta be honest mark made that whole bit at the beginning about figuring out the game and then within five minutes of that I forgot completely that you were probably doing some kind of schtick and I just actually won completely Accidentally until you told me what the game was which was right at the end and didn't really give me any unfair advantage Because I was already winning and we had one topic left at that point I think I forgot wait words wait secret words that's a good that's a classic last time it worked out so much better this time there was literally five times that you guys said a word well this time it was

like when you tried to get us to laugh or not laugh or something yeah this was much like the court thing which I think ironically mark started this episode off or right before the episode by your honor may approach the bench And I had that sinking feeling in my gut I was like, oh no, not again and then it happened when we're in that mood We approach the bench and we don't say those fucking words Congratulations to me. I don't know if that means I'm a good talker or a bad talker, but it certainly means something Oh, I should let you all know what the words were to be fair. Uh, our topics, I don't remember the order that we went in here.

Um, when we talked about filming technology, it was lenses. Cars, it was the phrase, my car, which no one ever said. Quote unquote, my car. If you talk about your cars, it was like done. You'd look, what, no? Uh, render farm. I could not for the life of me get fucking marked to say render farm, despite really trying.

He really was dodging. He was really dodging that one. Baby? never said the word baby killed me peanut butter Bob mumbled once at the end I am long mark mentioned one time and we never talked about it anymore Snacks that go well with root beer was a free topic I just want to talk about that I don't really have a word in mind for that cuz I don't really know where it would go Things we would do after podcast so the word was theater best hair. I was waiting for you guys to rip me for being bald, you guys really didn't. Those were our words. Did I say peanut butter or did I say sunflower butter? You said peanut butter at one point, I'm pretty sure. If you didn't, if I misheard you,

then it didn't affect the outcome. But I thought you at the very end mumbled like peanut butter. I just might have thrown a perfect game But I editors replay that I might be wrong peanut butter Mark, I think you said bald once you said theater you said iron lung you said lenses one of those words I believe you repeated twice. It was either bald or theater. I think I think he said bald a couple times Yeah, I think I said theater a couple times in any case Mark you have the losers speech a special loser. And I think I said theater a couple times. In any case, Mark, you have the loser's speech, a special loser's speech. I do, I do.

Because today's loser's speech is brought to you by Mug Root Beer. Just like the amount of points I have, the can of root beer that I was given is much smaller than the others, hence losing. But that's okay because when you- when you're losing because you talk about your passions and that's a punishment, at least you have a tasty delicious drink to cry yourself to sleep with and I can always remind myself I've got that dog in me. I may not have points or an outlet for my passions but I've got that dog in me. More friends who care.

Yep. Well said. And you know, if this was the original Secret Words, you would have won. You said the word. You hit those notes. Unfortunately, this was part two, where you lose points for hitting those words. So our final score, Bob99, Mark95, Me-6. Does that mean that Wade loses? Stay tuned for the next one, where Bob will host. If you haven't already, go follow Bob at MySkr, Mark at Markiplier,

me at Minion777 or LordMinion777. We've been playing games on our YouTube together. We just finished up Chained Together a couple of weeks ago. No, we didn't. Not according to my channel. Mine, not me either. There's a lot left. Oh, maybe we haven't finished it. Be wild if by the time this comes out we haven't, but you guys just might need to upload a little faster flow folks

I'm no rush. I want people to savor the content Oh, I want them to just eat it gorge and be ready for the next you are the buffet You are the hometown buffet of content, huh? I went to a fogo recently and I remembered how much I enjoy that buffet style Buffet that's it. I've guessed out Peanut butter